#henry has come to rizz us..........

[stafdash]

i am SO sorry about this post

What if Ninjago wasn't Ninjago? What if it was FNAF, and William Afton kidnapped all the ninja except for Nya? So she goes to Wu to tell him what's wrong, and he says, 'There's something I haven't told you yet.' He explains that William Afton used to be his husband until Wu kissed his arch-nemesis, Henry Emily, and William has hated Wu since then. Nya goes, 'WHATTTTT, that's so wild!' So Wu says, 'We will need extra help to defeat him because he is the alpha wolf, baby girl, of fighting ' He takes his phone and calls the 2012 Teenage Mutant Turtles: Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello, to come help fight William Afton.

So, the 2012 Teenage Mutant Turtles come to the monastery with all their weapons ready to fight William Afton for revenge because William rizzed up and then killed their dad, Splinter. But Master Wu says, 'We need one more person to help fight.' So he calls Jack Frost from the hit movie Rise of the Guardians, and Jack says, 'I'm ready to beat some murderers' ass,' because William Afton killed his little sister.

They all show up to Sparkles (William Afton's secret hideout) and they're like, 'We are here to take the ninja back!' But William is like, 'Nuh uh,' and they start to fight. The ninja get good hits in, and William goes down, but he has the power of God and anime on his side, and he calls Sans Undertale from the hit game Undertale to come help him fight. Sans summons his Gaster Blasters and attacks everyone, and they all fall.

But then just when they think they're about to lose, Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Mane 6 come out of the heavens and start to sing 'Eye of the Tiger' by Katy Perry. Everyone starts singing along, getting up, and getting their strength back. William Afton is confused and says, 'What is happening?' Then, with the power of friendship, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Katy Perry, they make a superpower beam that kills William Afton and Sans Undertale, and Nya is able to save all the ninja. What if that happened?

[hellomisst]

I'm never moving on from The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

The angst. The yearning. Incredible.

Adeline LaRue was a young girl from a small town dreaming of a world bigger than what she sees. Then, out of desperation, she made a deal with the devil.

Or is he the devil?

“I am not some genie, bound to your whim." He pushes off the tree. "Nor am I some petty forest spirit, content with granting favors for mortal trinkets. I am stronger than your god and older than your devil. I am the darkness between stars, and the roots beneath the earth. I am promise, and potential, and when it comes to playing games, I divine the rules, I set the pieces, and I choose when to play. And tonight, I say no.”

And so her wish of freedom was granted... with a price. She has all the time in the world to enjoy life and to not be bound by anything. Being unbound, then, means no one would remember her. Such is the price when you make a deal with the gods that answer after dark but you do not know what you want and you do not clear up your own conditions, rules, and limitations.

Spoilers past this line.

Addie named Luc, and by doing so, she humanized him.

I CANNOT MOVE ON from their dynamic. For years, decades, centuries, no one can remember her. No one can mention her name, not even Addie herself. Only Luc who has been taunting her, pushing her to give up her life.

Now, let me clear this up: I DO acknowledge that the power dynamics between them play a huge role in their relationship. Her craving love and attention stemmed from the fact that no one else can know her deeply enough to create a legitimate human connection, affection, and relationship. Thus, her growing feelings for Luc became inevitable. Luc had full control over her and her life, while all she wanted was freedom to live. With this, let me expressly say that I fully understand and support Addie's scheme in the end (...but I cannot deny that I'm rooting for Luc once and for all admitting defeat, and Addie and Luc having a healthy relationship 😭).

OKAY. So. WHEN THEY STARTED FLIRTING??? I KEPT WANTING TO THROW THE BOOK TO THE WALL!!! Like, DAMN!!! WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST BE TOGETHER???? Luc's rizz is undeniable as fuck. And Addie's stubbornness mixes well with his smoothness, thereby successfully intoxicating me.

Luc lifts his glass. "Happy anniversary, my Adeline." She looks at him, lips parting with their usual retort, but then stops short. If she is his—then by now he must be hers as well. "Happy anniversary, my Luc," she answers, just to see the face he'll make. She is rewarded with a raised brow, the crooked upturn of his mouth, the green of his eyes shifting in surprise.

Now, I know that when she was with Henry, they were really healthy. Sure, even Addie does not know if it was love or if it was all just because he was the first human to ever see her as she is. I thought they would be together and overcome Luc's deals. But no.

Even then, Luc can really sweep you off your feet. One thing I hate is how they blame Luc for everything. He is the darkness. In our current world, he is what we call the devil. Of course he is an opportunist. Of course he would always take the upper hand. The bad side of their deal came up because they would not look into the intricacies of the deals they are making. I also acknowledge that Luc always comes in times when one would not really be in the right mind to make a serious deal... so there's that.

BUT. The angst really comes in to take over you. It was chapters in the making. It's a slow burn you wouldn't notice

"You told me once that we were alike," he says, almost to himself. "Both of us... lonely. I loathed you for saying it. But I suppose in some ways you were right. I suppose," he goes on slowly, "there is something to the idea of company." It is the closest he has ever come to sounding human. "Do you miss me," she asks, "when you are not here?" Those green eyes drift up, the emerald even in the dark. "I am here, with you, more often than you think." "Of course," she says, "you come and go whenever you want. I have no choice but to wait." His eyes darken with pleasure. "Do you wait for me?" And now it is Addie who looks away. "You said it yourself. We all crave company." "And if you could call on me, as I call on you?" Her heart quickens a little. She does not look up, and that is why she sees it, rolling toward her on the table. A slim band, carved of pale ash wood. It is a ring. It is her ring. ... "Put it on, and I will come." Luc leans back in his chair, the night breeze blowing through those raven curls. "There," he says, "Now we are even."

The way my stomach erupted with butterflies! The slow confession. The subtle dropping of hints of their feelings here and there. Everything keeps you on your toes. "Will they or will they not? Is there something or not?"

"At least he keeps me company." Those emerald eyes trail over her skin. "So would I," he says, "if you wanted it."

And so I was kept thinking. Will Luc ever confess? Will Addie ever... agree to it? Accept it? Forgive him?

What's been keeping them apart is the fact that Addie sees Luc as the devil. As the one who made her life miserable. Which is true, to be fair. So I won't ever blame her. Trauma is there and they are bonding.

Like I said, I understand Addie and I understand that there's power play here. Her walls are up, she keeps her guards up, she's hostile towards him, and she's very suspicious because he does not play fair. He never did. But then he started to open up. He started equalizing their position and power.

From what I understand, throughout time, Addie became less and less human, and she learned to hate more and more because the only one who became constant in her life is Luc. On the other hand, Luc became more and more human, and he learned to love and understand more and more because (probably) the only person he has ever spent time with constantly is Addie.

THEN.

"Even if everyone you met remembered," Luc says, "I would still know you best." She searches his face. "Do I know you?" He bows his head over hers. "You are the only one who does." ... His voice, molded to the hollow places in her as he says, "I want you." And then, again, "I have always wanted you." Luc looks down at her, those green eyes dark with pleasure, and Addie fights to hold her ground. "You want me as a prize," she says. "You want me as a meal, or a glass of wine. Just another thing to be consumed." He dips his head, presses his lips to her collarbone. "Is that so wrong?" She fights back a shiver as he kisses her throat. "Is it such a bad thing..." His mouth trails along her jaw. "...to be savored?" His breath brushes her ear. "To be relished?"

I SCREAMED. Internally. BUT IF I WAS LIVING ALONE, I SWEAR TO GOD. If I didn't care about the book and if it wasn't so expensive (fuck inflation), I WOULD'VE THROWN THIS TO THE WALL SCREAMING.

Anyway, Addie's stronger than me because I would've fallen for him and his tactics over and over again...

"I love you." They are in New Orleans when he says it, dining in a hidden bar in the French Quarter, one of his many installations. Addie shakes her head, amazed the words do not turn to ash in his mouth. "Do not pretend that this is love." Annoyance flashes across Luc's face. "What is love, then? Tell me. Tell me your heart does not flutter when you hear my voice. That it doesn't ache when you hear your name in my lips." "It is my own name I ache for, not your lips." The edge of his mouth curls up, his eyes now emerald. A brightness born of pleasure. "Once, perhaps," he says. "But now it's more." She is afraid that he is right.

I TOLD YOU????? BUT. Does that mean... that is how Luc feels when Addie says his name... when he hears Addie's voice...?

BUT. It also means Addie already feels something. Again, it might be because he's the only constant thing in her life. He's the only one who remembers and that's because he made it that way. But, he did offer to change the terms... Only that there was a misunderstanding because of everything that has happened and how she understands he, and his actions, works.

In the end, Addie's suspicions are justified. Sad for Luc, yes, but Addie has been suffering and it's because of him. If he can change—if he's willing to change—and he grants Addie's freedom with no consequences, no strings attached, and Addie gets to choose her own life in her own terms and who she wants to be with, then maybe when she chooses Luc, it can be healthy...

"I will give you what you want," he says. "If you will do one thing." "What?" she asks. Luc holds out his hand. "Dance with me," he says.

This part was very sad for me. It was clear that Luc has real feelings for her, yet Addie can no longer trust. Damage has been done. Their lines intersected, and from here, they'll only grow apart... Not physically, but emotionally.

But I think it's fitting. Luc is not human, though he is growing more human. Addie is human, but she is becoming more scheming... less human. They really cannot be together because Luc will always hold power and Luc is (or was?) manipulative. And Addie cannot find it in her to trust him again. Though Luc might change, to Addie, he is only the devil. And that is justified (though sad).

"What a hard lesson it must be for you," she says. "That you can't have everything you want." "Want?" he sneers. "Want is for children. If this were want, I would be rid of you by now. I would have forgotten you centuries ago," he says, a bitter loathing in his voice. "This is need. And need is painful but patient. Do you hear me, Adeline? I need you. As you need me. I love you, as you love me." She hears the pain in his voice.

Before we continue, may I just say one thing. LUC ALWAYS CALLS HER "ADELINE". Not "Addie" but "Adeline". And I think that means something.

Addie has always wanted to be "Addie", the name Estelle gave her. Since before, she did not want to be "Adeline". But, as she lived her immortal life, she kept wanting to go back to her old life. She yearned to be remembered again, even if it meant being tied down... But then she kept remembering she never wanted to be married and to just stay there forever. So even if she kept yearning for her life as "Adeline", she would still always want to be "Addie".

And Luc... calls her "Adeline". Easy explanation: Luc always says that she's always been his. That's because she traded her soul for freedom. This means she is really his, her whole being and life, whether as "Adeline" or "Addie"; but her birth name is "Adeline", and so her real, purest, and barest being is "Adeline". "Addie" came from "Adeline", whether it's just her name or her being.

But in my head: Being "Adeline" is being home, and Luc offered her just that :))

Another interpretation in my head (sad): Luc only sees her and/ or he keeps her as her former self, when Addie wants to be "Addie" aka free. He keeps her as "Adeline", the person who was desperate and in need, when she wants and needs to be "Addie", a person who is free. Thus, Luc is the shackles that hold her back from being free; they had a deal and she is still bound to him. As long as she is kept within a deal, she can never be free. Addie has to be free from Luc to be truly free.

"They can have the story," he says. "So long as I have you."

The ending. Henry did not have a happy ending with Addie because Addie is now with Luc. Yet, in the book's ending, Addie is scheming to make Luc hate her so that he would (unintentionally?) set her free, based on the new deal they had.

Should her plan work, then it will be true to her character: stubborn as a rock, and only wanting freedom. By extension, it highlights her true freedom as no man will ever own her or have her; fitting as she wanted to escape marriage long ago.

However, let us remember that The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, in the book, was written by Henry... and he never knew the true ending. Of what happened to Addie. Where she is. How she is now with Luc. How she and Luc treat each other. So we can also interpret that as Henry attempting to make a good and open ending for Addie :))

For me, I'll try to think and think about this because I'm clearly never moving on!! Maybe Luc can change and Addie can accept that. Maybe not. Maybe she will be free but Luc will still try to pursue her. Maybe after a long time, she can realize that he really has changed. Maybe they can be together. Maybe not because they have been toxic.

Who knows :))

[chronicbeans]

I feel like I request way to much and I can't remember if I made this request already 💀 I imagined puppeteer reader having to show wally basic human things like brushing your teeth and hair and that you have to wash your clothes and when they say this wallys just like "more clothes pls" and after a lot of begging reader gives in and takes him shopping and when they're out wally sees a couple being all affectionate and is just like ":O is this how you guys show affection wowow" and tries to pull the same moves on reader 💀 (can be romantic or platonic I just love the idea of wally unknowingly rizzing up reader 😭)

OMG YES. More human Wally being confused.

Human Wally and Puppeteer Reader (part 2):

🍎 Day 3: this man is helpless. Like, you know it isn't really anyone's fault, since he is used to being a puppet and not a human, but... Come on! He tried to eat the toothpaste! Actually, not even that... HE DID EAT IT. He said he ate it because it smelled nice, so it probably tasted good, too! He was perfectly fine, afterwards, too. Sometimes you wonder if he is really entirely human...

🍎 So, when you finally decide to try to teach Wally how the shower actually works (all this time he has been sitting under the water in his clothes), you take GREAT CARE in doing so. He seems to take things very literally or get more interested in something else. Also, you don't want him to eat the shampoo or soap.

🍎"Okay, Wally, lets go through this nice and easy..." you carefully, very carefully, and extremely carefully talk over the process of how to wash his hair and body, as well as how to dry himself off. You also make sure to make it absolutely CRYSTAL CLEAR that you don't wear your clothes in the shower, and to instead take them off and leave them outside the door, for now. When you tried to go over how to brush his hair, he raises his hand and says "Oh! I got that, already! How else do you think I get my hair this well made up?"

🍎 So, you ask him, after about an hour of teaching, if he is ready to try to shower properly. He nods in excitement, watching as you leave to let him try it.

🍎 It sounds like a warzone. You have no idea what is going on, but you are way too scared to find out. You do notice that, even if he has done nothing else properly, he has left his clothes outside the door. You snatch them up, glad that you can finally get them washed up and rid them of the numerous toothpaste, ketchup, and paint stains on them.

🍎 You end up asking Angela if he can borrow some of Henry's father's old clothes, which she has refused to throw away. She was extremely torn... letting that... THING wear his clothes? But, eventually, she ended up going along with it. She had said that it was probably what he would've wanted. He was always happy to give to those in need. So, you neatly fold and outfit up, and leave them outside the door.

🍎 Two hours later, he finally gets out and peaks his head out the door to get his clothes, only to stop when he sees that they are gone. "(Y/N)! Help! Someone stole my clothes! I can't go out like this! I need to look nice!" You rush over, sighing as you point to the folded clothing, looking up to Wally, who is hiding behind "Put these on. Your clothes need to be washed." "If they needed to be washed, I could've just worn them in the shower." "PUT THE CLOTHES ON PLEASE-"

🍎 He comes out, wearing the plain white dress shirt and black dress pants you got him. To your shock, he somehow got his hair styled into his classic pompadour, even though you don't know if you have the product for it. The bathroom is mysteriously clean, despite the chaos you heard from it. Now, its time to buy him some clothes of his own.

🍎 He is like a child on Christmas morning. He sprints through the clothes aisle, getting lost three times during your trip. He throws practically anything he can find in there that resembles the clothes he wore on the show, with a few extras added on. He even runs to the women's aisle to grab a few dresses, saying they reminded him of the few times he played a princess in Sally's plays. Oh! And they also look pretty!

🍎 At the check-out, he can't help but notice these two people behind you who are acting really odd. They are cuddling really close and using the most sugary of compliments to refer to one another. Is that how he is supposed to show affection to you? He hasn't seen you do that or have that done to you... Oh no! You must feel really lonely! He needs to fix this, as your most devoted puppe- umm... Human!

🍎 As you are putting the numerous bags of (really expensive) clothing into your shopping cart, you feel Wally latch onto you from behind, nuzzling his face into your neck as he says things like "I love you so much, sugar cube!" or "Let's get married, someday!" You wheeze from both how tight he is holding you and shock, not knowing where this lovey-dovey behavior came from. Sure, he was always clingy, but it was more in a "worship" way, not "we are suddenly dating now" way.

🍎 The cashier giggles, mentioning how the two of you are "such a cute couple and would make an even cuter married couple!" You decide to stay quiet in the store, walking out with the clothes in the cart and Wally hanging onto you like a lifeline.

🍎 You pack everything in the car, before sitting in the driver's seat and turning to Wally. "What were you doing back there? Are you trying to like, date me or something? Is this weird worshipping schtick you have going on not enough to you?" When he explains what he saw and why he was doing it, you calm down a bit. Just another case of Wally being a little confused, but having the right spirit. "Okay... Just remember that that sort of behavior is usually reserved for romantic partners or trying to get a date, okay? Reserve that for someone you really, REALLY love. I don't know how to explain it. Like, butterflies in your stomach, a nice burning in your chest when you are near them. That sorta love."

🍎 Butterflies in his stomach? Burning in his chest? Near the person he loves? He gets those things near you! There is also this new, beating in his chest ever since he became human. That must be love, too! He looks to you, saying "So... Continue treating you like that. I got it."

[blues824]

Hi Blue, sorry to add to your work but could you do Obey me brothers x Wei Wuxian! Mc?

Gender-neutral reader.

Lucifer

You remind him of how mischievous his brothers are. Flirting seems to be more common for you than talking normally, but the eldest brother does not mind one bit. Instead, he will flirt back because his pride won’t allow him to admit defeat

But, Lucifer could still tell that you cared about everyone around you. On multiple occasions you have brought him tea in his study and told him to take a break because you did indeed love him. It felt nice to be cared for, so he made sure that you felt appreciated as well by taking you out to nice restaurants.

Your intelligence was a benefit to you in your classes, and the Avatar of Pride saw it through your grades and test scores. It was pleasantly surprising to see you doing so much better than most demons in your class. He would pay you to tutor his siblings, if you’re up for the task.

Unfortunately, your sense of justice meant that you both went toe to toe very often. You didn’t think it was fair that every other brother got to act upon their sin and not get punished but when Mammon acted upon his then it was an issue for everyone. You suggested a week without sinning, and now Lucifer realizes how much he uses his Pride.

Mammon

You both are partners in crime, save for flirting. The way you rizzed him up with just words is baffling to him, but he couldn’t help the way that his heart pounded against his chest. He can’t even imagine flirting back because he’s trying (and failing) hard not to stumble over his words.

But the way that you cared for everyone around you, like him, didn’t make anything that I just mentioned any better. He barely got any breaks while he was working to clear his debts, and you could see the growing bags under his eyes as he went from modeling gig to modeling gig, and it was absolutely heartbreaking for you. So when he came home you would massage his shoulders to help him relax.

Between the two of you, you were definitely the smartest and most inventive as well. You would often have to help him with the assignments from your shared classes because he never pays attention to any of the lessons. It may be infuriating at times, but what can you do?

Your strong sense of justice worked in his favor, though, because you argued with Lucifer that Mammon may have done a few wrong things but so has he. You fought for the second eldest because you thought that his treatment and his punishments were not befitting of the crime that he committed.

Leviathan

If you thought that this man could flirt, go put on some clown makeup and join the circus because at least then you would make some money telling your jokes to other people. Anyways, the shade of red that Levi turns whenever you flirt with him is more vibrant than a deliciously ripe tomato.

The way you cared for him after he spent 48 hours in a video game event just made him way more flustered. You just about took his hand and tossed him into his bathtub and bid him goodnight. His mind was racing about how you touched his hand and how his heart was beating so fast and how his face must be so red-

That aside, you both are very intelligent and pair well together. Creativity and inventiveness run like wild rivers within the both of you, and you both can see it and bring it out within each other. He finds it super amazing at how you invented Demonic Cultivation to get out of the Burial Mounds.

He found your sense of justice both admirable and annoying. You often argued for Mammon, which made him insanely jealous because his Henry was arguing for one of his brothers. Then he realized that you were right: he was definitely acting on his sin.

Satan

He does not appreciate how mischievous you are until you start going from pranks to flirting. That is where you meet your adversary, as you both tend to be very smooth when it comes to things such as this. It almost becomes your own language at this point.

Whenever he got angry, you would make sure that he doesn’t hurt himself in the process of being destructive. It’s gotten to the point where you would use restraints on him so that he couldn’t destroy the bookshelves of his. But when it came for his punishment, you were willing to sacrifice yourself so that Lucifer won’t put as harsh a punishment on Satan.

You both are incredibly smart, but the Avatar of Wrath here sometimes is a bit too proud to allow Lucifer the satisfaction of pride that one of his siblings is getting high marks. As a result of this, you are often disappointed in him. He doesn’t like disappointing you more than he doesn’t like making his brother happy, so one outweighs the other here.

Satan believes that the definition of justice is subjective, but if there was a universal definition then you would be it. On multiple occasions, you have argued for Mammon’s case and said that if he is punished for his sin then even Lucifer should be punished for his.

Asmodeus

Flirting with him is a competition that you both want to win. It just goes so smoothly between the two of you and it leaves Asmo turned on without being turned off. If you thought that you would win, by the way, you are sorely mistaken. You thought you were the rizzler, but you are not.

The fact that you cared for him made his heart soar. You would volunteer to go shopping for him if he was comfy on the couch or on his bed just so that he wouldn’t have to go, you would text him good morning and good night whenever you weren’t lying next to him to sleep. Skincare was a big thing for the two of you, and you would show your love for him by allowing him to work his magic.

He does not do the best in class, and he doesn’t focus well. However, if you use your creativity to set up a system while the two of you are studying, it may help. For example, a kiss for each answer he got right. Because he loves kisses, he would work the hardest he has in millennia.

In this situation, you’re the night and he is the damsel in distress. Your sense of justice was something he loved about you, and you argued for everyone if you deemed their punishment unfair. You’ve saved him from a few punishments himself, not going to lie.

Beelzebub

He doesn’t get flustered, but he’s not trying to rizz you up either. He’s kind of neutral, but he will laugh whenever you try to flirt with him. But he does enjoy your more mischievous side because not a lot of humans are casual like that when they get sent to the Devildom.

You caring about him causes a light blush to creep its way onto his face. After a Fangol game, you make sure that he has enough food to hold him over until dinner, and it makes his heart feel warm. Plus, as he sits at the table to eat all the food you have prepared, he leans his head against your hip while you stand next to him. 

Beel was fairly average when it came to academics, but he sometimes found it hard to find time to study on top of practice. So, that’s where you come in. You both have many memories of spending time in his room with a bunch of snacks and flashcards. Somehow, during all of it, you ended up in his lap and leaning back into his chest as you asked him a few of the questions from a study guide you found online.

I don’t know if he really has a sense of justice, but he has sympathy. He gets to see Mammon’s point of view when you argue for his case and try to alleviate some of the punishment onto yourself. The thing is, with a typical punishment for him, a human would die, so Beel steps in as well.

Belphegor

He can be smooth when he wants to, but he’s asleep for most of the time so you often are talking to a brick wall whenever you try to rizz him up. Sorry, fam, but bro needs to sleep if he wants to try and kill the next human he comes across. I am not letting it go, and now I’m worried about the new game.

Anyways, you could really help him by acting as his pillow. Just a suggestion, I’m not telling you what to do… Another thing is bringing him food when you know that he hasn’t eaten due to spending the majority of the day sleeping and snoozing away. They are small acts of service that mean so much to him in the long run.

Whenever he’s asleep in class, he can still hear what’s going on and retain the information he needs from the lesson. So, you both rival each other academically. It surprised you when you offered to study with him that he got all the questions right.

Now for the part that I’ve been waiting for, your sense of justice. You find it unfair that he judges all of mankind based on the one that Lilith loved instead of blaming Lilith for giving the man the food from Heaven to have him heal. It was her fault rather than his, so 1) Belphie had no right to kill you because of it and 2) he has no right to be so angry at humanity as a whole.