my fave answers on the If you could ask any Tudor any question and get the truth, what would you ask? reddit discussion
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tudorhistory/comments/12kvwg1/if_you_could_ask_any_tudor_any_question_and_get/
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the secret history - a review
WHAT THE FUCK SHIT ARE THESE GAY DUMBASSES DOING OH MY GOD HENRY MY CHILD KILLED HIMELSF PLEASE SOMEONE MUST HELP ME I AM ON THE VERG OG HAVING A MENTAL CBRAKDOWN I JUST FINISHE THE BOOK HENCE TEH LACK OF GRAMMAR THE THE STUPENDUOE AMOUNT OF SHOC I AM SHOWEING RIGHT NOW BUT HAT HELO
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inspired by this wonderful art made by @puppetmaster13u
So, Danny, cemented king and practically father of the Blob Ghosts and certified little shit.
Has found something new to play with.
For you see, despite his various kidnappings by the GIW Danny was never aware of there being a League of Earth's mightiest heroes at all. He off-handily mentioned them to Henry, who was now genuinely jobless because even though he never got told he knew he was jobless for helping Danny escape and Henry?
Henry did not want any part of this, he's just a civilian he doesn't want to meet the Justice League of all people!
Sadly, Danny did not care at all in the slightest.
Henry was then reminded of why Danny was valued by the GIW and why he also king class ghost entity (the only other known king class was the Ghost King who they barely have any information of). Because he easily, cleared the distance between Amity Park and Metropolis.
Henry, unfortunately, was not used to traveling at such speeds and was left hanging limply in Danny's arm as everything started spinning and thinking he might puke.
Danny, being the child that he is at heart, immediately starts calling out Superman's name. Superman, predictably and unsurprisingly, hears this and comes over questioning who was calling him.
Danny decides to be even more of a little shit by speaking in ghost speak even though just earlier he called out Superman's name in clear English. Henry, the de-facto translator, is out of commission right now so Superman is really just left guessing here.
Unless, you go with the fact that Kyrptonian is a dead language, and since Superman can speak and knows Kyrptonian, Danny's ghost speak is automatically translated to Kyrptonian.
Superman is, understandably, stumped by this occurrence and he may or may not form the idea that Danny might be a Kyrptonian.
Danny then gently places Henry down on the roof, pats him on the head, tells a few blob ghosts to keep an eye on their new littlest sibling while Dad has fun.
Then he turns to Superman, with the most feral, shit eating grin on his face. Cracks his knuckles, and then tells Superman that they're going to have a fight.
He wasn't asking, and before Superman could say anything he's already been punched through the air. Not that it hurt, really, mostly took him by surprise, but now Superman is now in a fight with what may or may not be a Kryptonian.
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Guy Ritchie is the GOAT for putting Geralt & Reacher in a movie together like.
I am not God's strongest soldier I fear.
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HELLO TUMBLR
dumps my silly fnaf design and RUNS!! (doesn't go online for another 1 year /j)
silly edit; these designs are going to be used for me and my friends fnaf comic :)!
if you'd like to see more of them go follow @valorofashes !!!
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RWRB Bloopers: A fucking list on the neck kissing scene because what the fuck
Incoherent ramblings of the neck kissing scene in the bloopers because I've gone to sleep, woke up, and I'm still insane over this
This is a scene. Not a shot. It's a fucking SCENE. It could be 2 minutes for all we know. What the fuck.
Alex/Taylor's wearing the same outfit as he did on the plane from Paris back To the US. (blazer, purple-grey shirt, no tie)
Henry/Nick's in a fucking bathrobe.
This looks like the Paris hotel room, and it looks like morning
This looks like they're starting something: Henry/Nick's in the process of being lowered onto the bed
Neck kisses, enough said, I want to cry
Is this the shot or B roll? It's kind of a weird angle to shoot such a scene? Or is that just me?
Again where the fuck was this scene gonna go? Make out? Morning sex? Alex is fully dressed though? The fuck?
The way Alex/Taylor's fulling covers Henry/Nick makes me weak
I love kissing bloopers so much
This makes the "you're such a cretin" scene look more improvised and natural???
This blooper would work in character!!! Obviously it's Taylor and Nick but it would also be something Alex and Henry would do!!!
Again I just fucking love how they're comfortable enough with each other to make jokes like this it's so fucking sweet
This is what Taylor talked about in the GQ interview, isn't it? "One of us would say something stupid"
I can't stop thinking WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SCENE. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. AND HOW MANY MORE DELETED SCENES ARE THERE THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED
PRIME COME ON, RELEASE THEM ALL, OR PROMISE YOU'LL RELEASE THEM DOWN THE LINE, OR BETTER YET PUT EVERYTHING INTO A DVD PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
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