#here we go y'all

[ilkkawhat]

Happy Birthday George! March 1st, 1967

[karkjark]

What I'm working on right now (sneak peek):

Hold me, Love

Shannon/Eddie/Buck, rating E probably 

When Eddie reached out to Shannon for help in getting Chris into a new school, he never imagined he would end up in a kinky three-way relationship with his estranged wife and his new best friend.

Or, Eddie finds out his best friend fucked his wife when they were separated and is blindsided by how much it turns him on.

(let's gooooooo)

It starts like this: the 118 is doing a toy drive and Eddie has been ignoring his wife’s calls. 

Actually, it starts like this: Eddie is working when he lifts his eyes and sees his wife in front of him, but before he can even open his mouth to ask her what she's doing at his place of work, a voice calls from somewhere to his right. "Shannon?"

Shannon turns to see who called her name and Eddie stands there and watches with morbid fascination as his wife’s eyes widen in shock and surprise before her cheeks flush red and she stutters out “B-Buck! Uh- hi…”

Eddie can only blink as Buck leans over the table with a flirtatious smile and says easily, “Hi.” 

He doesn't need to be an expert in body language to understand what's going on. It's clear from the nervous glance Shannon throws in his direction and the way Buck's posture relaxes as he starts making small talk with her, turning up the charm like he does when he's flirting.

Yeah, he got it. He's just having a little trouble believing it. 

And he's not the only one who did, because he notices Chimney shaking his head with an eye roll as he fills another cup of hot cocoa for the next person in line. But Chimney thinks this is just another one of Buck's conquests. He doesn't know that this is Eddie's wife. 

“So, you came here to donate that?” Buck asks, pointing at the toy firetruck in her hands. "The kids are going to love it." 

Shannon nods, glancing quickly at Eddie again before turning back to Buck, saying, “And to talk to Eddie.”

Buck's brows lift in surprise and glances between them with curiosity. "You two know each other?” 

And finally, finally, Eddie’s tongue unsticks itself from the roof of his mouth and he manages to say, “We're married.”

As if in slow motion, he watches as Buck’s eyes flick between Eddie and Shannon, his expression shifting from surprise to horror to panic and thinks, Yup. You slept with my wife, buddy.

"Shannon is Christopher's mom." Eddie clarifies further but Buck seems to be frozen now, horrified by the realization that he fucked his best friend's wife and was just flirting with her in front of him. 

“Holy shit.” Chimney says from between them, and Eddie has to agree. Holy shit indeed, because he has no idea what to do now. His heart is beating a mile a minute and he's very deliberately trying not to think about the fact that it's not anger or betrayal he's feeling, but something closer to confused arousal. Why the fuck is he getting turned on by thinking about his best friend fucking his wife?? What the hell is wrong with him?

"Eddie..." Shannon starts, and Eddie just blurts out what he was going to say before this whole thing started.

"What are you doing here?"

Shannon takes a deep breath, seemingly deciding to ignore what just happened too, and says, "You won't answer my texts or return my calls."

Eddie gives her a strained smile and reaches around her to accept another toy. "This is not the place."

"Maybe it's the perfect place," Shannon argues. "because we can have a conversation that doesn't end up with us in bed."

Eddie's chin drops slightly and he stares at Shannon, her words leaving him speechless for a few seconds.

"Follow me." he ends up saying, ignoring Chimney's excited muttering and Buck's very loud silence, and leads Shannon to the locker room where they can have some privacy.

[iunctura-arch]

HONKAI STAR RAIL - VERSE INFO

The product of human experimentation, to bring forth a man-made Aeon. Their hopes were to force this Aeon to become the new Abundance, so that he could grant their wish of immortality and long-lasting life. However, it only ended in blood.

When he first awakened, birthed from the consciousness of the poor soul they used as fodder for this experimentation, he only knew the sadness and rage that the former owner of the body had. His first breaths were screams of anguish and agony, his first movements were to kill those who had created him.

His first years of life were in solidarity in the Xianzhou Luofu, charged with mass murder and being a Denizen of Abundance. He was considered a 'newborn', but was kept in darkness for years upon years. They waited to see if he would "become someone else", like the Vidyadhara do. They waited to see if he would perish like a Foxian would, or a Xianzhou native would.

They would wait, for countless years, until he was released. The unnamed man would be exiled from the Luofu, with a ban and told to never return. Much like they would with Dan Heng centuries later. Tossed out, he would be left adrift in the sea of stars for what felt like an eternity.

Because of his power as a manmade aeon, he did not freeze nor die while in the vacuum of space. Instead, he drifted aimlessly, fading in and out of sleep. When he woke up fully, he had been pulled onto the Astral Express and met some of Akivili's followers, the Nameless.

And, when asked for his name, he merely called himself "Nameless", as he had no name. Akivili herself would then suggest that he take up the name "Dark". Reminded of the centuries he spent without ever seeing anyone, he adopted that as his name.

For a while, until the Express' destruction, the newly-christened Dark would travel with the Nameless and observe. He would slowly but surely construct a personality of his own, taking bits and pieces of the personalities of others that they met, becoming more and more like a "person" and less like a "newborn babe".

Dark became close to Akivili and would learn many things from her. He would fall in love with her, only to be devastated when he found she had died due to Aha's actions.

The rage he felt triggered his awakening as the Aeon of Destruction. If it weren't for the love he held in his heart for Akivili and the Trailblaze, Dark would have fully lost himself when he ascended. Instead, he would send Aha a warning before disappearing himself.

Unfortunately, he was the reason most of the star tracks had been destroyed, his awakening having meant that he had little control over what he destroyed as a warning. It was a complete accident, one he feels immense guilt over.

For years, as the Destruction, Dark would hear the calls and praises of his "worshippers". Those who walked the Path of Destruction, those who wanted to one day become him. Drifting aimlessly through space, with no destination in mind, he would listen to the cacophony of voices that had started the day he had become the Aeon of Destruction.

They called him Nanook. They gave him a name that wasn't his own, wasn't the name Akivili had given him. Wasn't what he had been called by those that followed the path of the Trailblaze. Growing tired and feeling sad from the loss of Akivili, Dark would go back to sleep and dream of the years he spent with Akivili and her Nameless.

Until he woke up, on a familiar train, having been pulled onboard by Himeko and Welt Yang, long before Dan Heng and March 7th became a part of the crew. As the Astral Express crew grew, so too did Dark's fear of losing them.

And then, one day, he felt the presence of Akivili once more and the power of the Trailblaze grow stronger. Not long after, he would meet Akivili once again.

But she did not remember who he was. With a sad smile on his face, he would reintroduce himself to her and watch as she integrated with the Astral Express crew, her followers.

Thus, he watches over her and those who walk the path of the Trailblaze, never forgetting the kindness and love Akivili once showed him.

[techs-feral-wife]

Alright clone fuckers, I gotta know

[emeraldcitynerdfighter]

when the gusts came around to blow me down, I held on as tightly as you held on to me (37092 words) by l_grace_b Chapter 6: i'll try to sleep to keep you in my dreams 'til I can bring you home with me

You're just going to leave your comfortable life, your husband?

Your team?

Your responsibilities?

Everything?

For me?

My answer is yes.

[read more on aO3]

[buckleyobsessed]

Guess who got polls and who is 'bout to be really annoying now

[electricbluebutterflies]

Tag for my brother’s impending first marriage is “hatfields and capulets”. Feels appropriate for what we’re dealing with here.

I know a lot of y’all were NOT here for the adventure that was my sister’s wedding a couple years ago, but at least my sister gets shit done and the handful of Incidents we had were harmless, on the unavoidable end, and did not occur during the ceremony or reception. My brother, bless his heart, has the common sense of your preferred small rodent and even less of a backbone, and his future first ex-wife thinks she can DIY a bunch of stuff that points towards a Bizarre aesthetic.

I’m not gonna cause shit. But I’m going to document it so the fire department gets a good explanation of how we got to that point.

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[clegfly]

Right... I guess it's time for actual CELIO story stuff

[mobius-m-mobius]

LOKI APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | for @dailyloki Day 1 : Favorite Loki scene(s) : Loki + looking at Mobius (/Mobius version)

[caffichai]

Hoshiguma offers a snack for these trying times

[kithtaehyung]

｡☽˚ here come the f***boys | a f*ckboy au masterlist ｡⋆. 

in the phantom | oneshot ; rich kid!seokjin ; wip ➛ "go ahead then. impress me, angel."

three tangerines | series ; bbf!yoongi ; ongoing ➛ "listen, doll. i could've just said no."

hickeys & minnies | oneshot ; best friend!hoseok ; wip ➛ "you just had to wear that fuckin' headband, didn't you."

new guy | oneshot ; grey sweatpants!namjoon ; completed ➛ "kim namjoon, baby. look me up."

and f*ck you, too | oneshot ; work rivals!jimin ; wip ➛ "this is the last time? cute."

hush, yeah? | series ; bbf!taehyung ; ongoing/revamping ➛ "do you want me to stop?"

seven days | series ; roommate!jungkook ; ongoing ➛ "date me."

dial 1-800-fckboys 🦋 | permanent taglist 🦋

note: i don't have set schedules for my fics! whenever they drop, i usually give a heads-up ahead of time. additionally, these are all member x reader(f) scenarios.

© kithtaehyung, 2020-. please do not copy, claim as your own, or translate. mlist created: july 24th, 2023.

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

happy new year from jin! for @jinstronaut ♡

[amielot]

Maintenance

Bonus: Hob trying to broach the subject gently but internally he's screaming.

[rotisseries]

planet of love

[wikiangela]

tease tidbit tuesday

tagged by @bidisasterevankinard @tizniz 💖

more bucktommy the will talk (they're getting there, the conversation went a bit off track lol) - it might be done this week, and then I can focus on the smut, and the buddie fics, and I have a new bucktommy idea inspired by that video of lou barbecuing with his shirt off that I sooo wanna write🙈

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“Well, yeah, of course.” Buck answers easily, his heartbeat speeding up. He’s a little anxious about putting too much pressure, too many expectations out there, but he also knows that even if he did, they’d get back on track, they’d be fine. And besides, Tommy’s smiling, he doesn’t seem freaked out at all. And that’s after Buck brought up children. But if they’re moving forward with their relationship, they need to know what they want out of life. It seems reasonable to have this conversation this early on.

“Good.” he responds, grinning widely. “Now I won't have to stress about your answer when I ask.” he adds, and Buck feels himself blush, butterflies in his stomach going wild. Oh. Oh. This is- this is real. They’re talking about it, and maybe someday soon- he might marry this man. He will marry this man. Tommy wants him forever. Tommy wants him. Tommy wants to marry him and have children with him, and just be with him. Sometimes it’s still so shocking to Buck that someone as great and amazing as Tommy wants him, but he does. Buck’s not sure he remembers the last time he felt this wanted.

“How- how do you know I won’t ask first?” Buck asks, moving his head slightly closer to Tommy, just enough to look into his beautiful blue eyes. It feels surreal, talking about this, when they only dated for a few months, but it also feels… right. It feels like they’re on the right track to get there one day.

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