#hermitcraft season 9 spoilers

[coldstormyday]

[witherroze]

HELP

[pansetta]

My face when I try to make Mumbo mayor in every timeline

[fluxedbuds]

I’ve decided the Hermit Species looks like whatever the hell Snufkin’s dad is

[bubblebeebuzz]

grian: hermitcraft is getting too content and peaceful i hope someone starts a war or something soon

[two seconds later]

grian and scar: we love you doc and we have definitely blown up absolutely nothing you are so handsome did we mention

doc: revenge is coming.

goal achieved ig?

[eluminium]

THIS IMPULSE EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I'M LOSING IT MAN WAS TOO BUSY BEING ON VACATION AND THEN TRAINING FOR THE MINECRAFT OLYMPICS TO NOTICE THE ENTIRE FUCKING WAR HE ACCIDENTALLY STARTED. AND THEN HE COMES BACK. AND THEN HE'S LIKE "I know I've started this...so should I be a responsible dad man and bring peace between these two like the fandom expects me to? But hmmm...that would be boring, should I make the conflict even WORSE for the funisies? Should I even be involved at all? CHOICES!!! I CAN'T MAKE THEM!!!" and then he jumps into the sea and builds a DESICION DOME. YES. A DECISION DOME. THIS MAN HAS MCC BRAINROT. AND HE ASKS A DRAGON EGG IF HE SHOULD GET INVOLVED LIKE HE'S FLIPPING A COIN. BECAUSE HE COULDN'T MAKE THE CHOICE HIMSELF HE HAD TO LEAVE IT UP TO CHANCE. AND IT SAYS YES. AND IMPULSE IS LIKE "alrighty guys looks like I'm gonna put my entire pussy into a war again! For the 5th time! Yippie! Suggest war crimes and/or peace strategies in the comments below!" he's also gonna continue to use his decision dome. because he can't make choices for shit. the almighty dragon egg of the decision dome is what is gonna lead impulse from now on. AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE DISCOVERY OF AN OLI SHERIFF RAP DISC OR THE ABSOLUTE BANGER TIMELAPSES FOR HIS NEW DWARVEN FORGE WHICH ALSO BANGS. WATCH THE NEWEST IMPULSE EPISODE I'M BEGGING YOU.

[helium-vibes]

Video caption:

(Background song: Space Song by Beach House

Lyrics: Somewhere in these eyes, I’m on your side)

Grian: Yay!

Mumbo: Friends reunited!

Grian & Mumbo: (loudly) Yay!!!

Scar: It’s a beautiful moment, it’s a beautiful moment!

Mumbo: Woohoohoo!

[Video description: In the background, is a video of actor Pedro Pascal, a man with brown hair and eyes, wearing a dark grey shirt. At first, he is smiling and unaudibly laughing, throwing his hands up. However, his laughter turns into a sob as his smile fades into a frown. As he begins to cry he puts his hands over his eyes. In the foreground, specifically in the upper left corner, is a Minecraft video from the point of view of Mumbo. Mumbo is seen running towards Grian, who is a human Minecraft skin with light brown hair, black eyes, a red long-sleeve, grey pants and black shoes. In the sky, Scar, who is a human Minecraft skin with tan skin, green eyes, brown hair and pants, a brown jacket over a light yellow shirt, and light blue diamond enchanted boots, can be seen flying down towards Mumbo and Grian with his grey-ish purple wings that have a dark purple design near the bottom of the wings and pink Enderman-like eyes near the top of the wings. When Mumbo, Grian, and Scar all meet on the green, grassy bridge, they all jump around excitingly.] 

[weaselishmcdiesel]

ok im making a post about it so i can get all the credit when it happens (unless someone already said this in which case Very sorry have a nice day)

I predict grian will try to get mumbo to be the new king once mumbo is back from his break

im incredibly confident in this prediction and hear me out ok

new grumbot is from a timeline where mumbo won as mayor! cleary this grumbot has experience with turning the tides of favor in mumbos direction. easy

another thing, grian has had a history of putting mumbo in positions of power without mumbo having a say in the matter, we all know this. and what better time to thrust glory upon him than when he Literally cant be on hermitcraft

another another thing. i have not seen ren’s pov BUT i think he’s sorta flaunting his riches right? i believe grian noticed as much at least? well then we’re going to need someone richer to take his place! and lo and behold mumbo is the richest. hermit. on the server. making him king would be easy

also grian says he’s not doing a resistance YEAH WHATEVER FINE then he’s trying to get mumbo to be the leader of the not a resistance SHUT UP I WANNA SEE MUMBO IN REGAL REGALIA

[dicecraft]

Grian trying to get into Mumbos vault:

What is the probability that my atoms will perfectly align and I can run through a wall?

[coldstormyday]

Impulse: Oh, I need to get better at improv, I'm not very good at it :(

Also Impulse:

. Roleplays his fake role in Cleo's game almost as much as Ren and Joe, both of whom are famously good at and enjoy improv

. Chimes in every morning wake and nighttime with a friendly, sunny quip to deflect suspicion and make him seem more personable

. Plays the 'bleeding heart' play when Gem is killed and the 'butter wouldn't melt' card when put under suspicion to the bitter end

. Gets stuck right in to pretending to be a kind, caring, trusting mayor who's desperately concerned with saving his beloved town from a malignant "demon" (the emphasis on 'MY townsfolk')

. Unfurls charming, endearing speeches to confuse his fellow players, eventually convincing them to turn on an innocent Xisuma while he laughs smugly in the background

As Cleo aptly titled their video, a Mayor of Madness indeed...

[witherroze]

Scar talking about how Cleos work is great but only 10% of that greatness comes from the armor stand mechanics themselves and the rest is because of how much thought and love she puts into what she does,,, augh,,,,,

[pansetta]

People have been analyzing Scar as Hotguy being a very morally gray character with his own standards for a bit now, and then this guy just flat out says "I'm not really one for rules as Hotguy. But what I am into is killing hermits-" like that's so funny oh my god lmao

He absolutely does not care about the king's reign only for he gets to be an assassin and go on a murder spree whenever he pleases. Pop off I guess.

[novagrippia]

oh my gosh I got so caught up in the empires is coming to hermitcraft theory I didn't even consider that actually it's hermitcraft coming to empires

[artisticcrow]

I’m thinking about Keralis and Ren in HC9. 

Them finding having a close friend and business partner in the other, camping and host meetings over braai. The nights spent getting Gigalogs ready. And sure as time goes on Keralis see’s Rendog less and less, but that’s just because he lives far away, they still care.

RenTheDog becomes a king yet Keralis and RenTheKing still seem to still have very good relations. The power dynamic is never really brought up. 

So his rule is left untouched, not really talked about. 

Even as coups are planned and nations are made Keralis still finds himself unsure where his place is in all of this, perhaps no place at all..

Ren still remembers the party though. The party that Keralis thought nothing really of it. After all most if not all of the king’s court was there so no one should get punished right?. But then Scar shows up and takes his head, betrayal to one, retaliation for a betrayal to the other. 

The money dries up too, and it’s degreed he’s not allowed to mine anymore. Something he sees right after his mining competition with lovely xBCrafted. What he sees as fake money is diluting the system. 

So Keralis is left making a bitter choice.

He thinks he needs to contact Doc.

A rhyming of history. Another connection the crown has burned.

[eluminium]

GOD IMPULSE JUST KEEPS PUTTING OUT GREAT EPISODE AFTER GREAT EPISODE FOR REAL THEY’RE SO FUN! LIKE THIS MAN JUST MADE A CUSTOM MESSAGING SYSTEM BETWEEN HIM AND THE REST OF THE SOUP GROUP WITH CUSTOM REPEATING DISCS LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING VOICEMAIL POSSIBLE. BUT HOLY ME ITS SO GOOOOOD. THE STUPID SPYING STUFF AND REN DOING REN THINGS AND IMPULSE, DESPITE BEING THE LEADER, GETTING ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATED IS UTTERLY HILARIOUS. COMEDY OF ERRORS. SOUP GROUP IS TWO GIRLBOSSES AND A MALEWIFE. I CANNOT RECOMMEND IMPULSE’S LATEST VIDEO ENOUGH IT IS AMAZING! AND I DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH ON THE LOBBY OF THE MEGASTORE WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS-

[girlinthebrownhoodie]

Am I the only one who's like... Super sus of this new Grumbot? Like he's got this cold exterior with no sign of sentience and the presence of skulk in his new design makes alarm bells go off in my brain. I don't like it!

Not to mention the vague NPC Grian vibes I'm getting??!