#Gigalogs

[greenix]

oh yeah baby, now we're cooking with gas!

gigalogs crew is something that can actually be so lodebearing to my mental health... they mean so much to me.... (closeups under cut!)

[ani-craft]

yeah that tracks

[artisticcrow]

I’m thinking about Keralis and Ren in HC9. 

Them finding having a close friend and business partner in the other, camping and host meetings over braai. The nights spent getting Gigalogs ready. And sure as time goes on Keralis see’s Rendog less and less, but that’s just because he lives far away, they still care.

RenTheDog becomes a king yet Keralis and RenTheKing still seem to still have very good relations. The power dynamic is never really brought up. 

So his rule is left untouched, not really talked about. 

Even as coups are planned and nations are made Keralis still finds himself unsure where his place is in all of this, perhaps no place at all..

Ren still remembers the party though. The party that Keralis thought nothing really of it. After all most if not all of the king’s court was there so no one should get punished right?. But then Scar shows up and takes his head, betrayal to one, retaliation for a betrayal to the other. 

The money dries up too, and it’s degreed he’s not allowed to mine anymore. Something he sees right after his mining competition with lovely xBCrafted. What he sees as fake money is diluting the system. 

So Keralis is left making a bitter choice.

He thinks he needs to contact Doc.

A rhyming of history. Another connection the crown has burned.

[spiderziege]

suggestion from belmarzi: bdubs leaning against his monolith the way people lean against the tower of pisa

[grimaussiewitch]

Yippee! :D

[redstonedust]

doc talking about building a copper shop and im just like 😭 bro theres like 6 shops in the hermitcraft shopping district and half of them sell the same stuff. the economy is in shambled /j

[ashiyn]

omg prev post made me realize that when my plush gets here ill have two pieces of his merch and both of them are from create PFFT

[darubyprincx]

its seems gigalogs has opened a new department that's, well, less family friendly

"the pleasure of our customers regarding our service is our ultimate priority," announces ren to the inhabitants of the Neighbourhood. someone (probably iskall) snickers.

cleo raises their hand.

"yes?" asks ren, pointing to her.

"ren, this sucks," cleo says with a small, tight-lipped smile thats half forced and half genuine. "can we all just go home now?"

"well," says ren after a short pause, "i sure hope this doesn't suck! but then again, better to suck while pleasuring and servicing customers than to have no customers at all."

it is dead silent. iskall has collapsed onto the ground from giggling so hard and is currently beating the grass with his fist in pure mirth.

"i'm moving to Magic Mountain," says Beef, picking up a shulker box and turning to leave. "i don't care how nice the land is, nothing is worth this."

"can we kill him again?" asks false.

"please," says cleo.

[sometimes-rendog]

day 11, an early s9 rendog!!! gigalogs is so special 2 me guyz. i heart ren and keralis

cropped out doodle under cut

king ren!!!!! i still havent finished s9 so idrk his deal yet, but the 3life flashbacks r absolutely sickening. also srry for 17 days off LMAO, my lease ran out a while ago n my livin situation has been a lil wack, but fuck it we ball

[riacte]

fun rendog fact. if he doesnt get to chop trees in a hermitcraft season he explodes

rendog early season hermitcraft starter pack: towers, roads, infrastructure, cooking meat, false, chopping trees, false again, flowers, dying, being blown up, false,

but fr tho 😭 ren and his gigalogs…

[theminecraftbee]

okay so iskall is ALSO saying they’ve decided to put the shopping district over where that gigalogs is which has me in a state of. what is going one with the season 9 shopping district guys. we start with everyone just making shops out of their bases. okay, cool. but then they’re like “we are moving the shopping district to these caves and this ring of mountains” and its like. aha. the caves and cliffs. i see. we even move one shop there and build another shop there, even if people are still mostly selling things out of their bases. then we have mentions on joe streams of trying to clean up lag in the spawn area, so they’re definitely going to move the shopping district, right? and then like, okay, now gigalogs and now iskall have said “we decided to make the shopping district this area of dark oak forest” and its like

guys

guys

what is going on with your shopping district. hermits your shopping district. hermits your economy is dying,

[kbmrjmd-art]

restocking gigalogs

day 22 - ren

[artisticcrow]

Love that Keralis keeps getting away with embezzling company funds

[treeba-rk]

gigalogs gigahut gigapies gigacorp… how about gigagay

[etunpeudevitriol]

Xisuma, shopping at GigaLogs: Which type of wood has the least rough texture?

Rendog: Well, birch log is known for its paper-like texture, if you don't mind the look of it. But if you're looking for something a bit more adventurous, we have a fine selection of nether woo-

Xisuma: Acacia real smooth. [Dances into the sunset as Keralis plays wood blocks in the background]

[redstonedust]

ren starting gigalogs meetings by throwing fresh meat at keralis and proudly recouting how it's the rarest cutest rabbit he could find. really does give maximum dogboy energy. he hunted that himself. arent you proud of him keralis.