#hes a real one

[thankstothe]

so house tried to drug a fed what else is new

[simplydnp]

shoutout to phil 🥺 he knew we were going Through It today despite all the content this past week and said ive got a video for youuu

[nosleep83]

Cause of @someredfox’s post I went on Nicolas’ Twitter and I’m actually CACKLING

HES SO FUNNY WHAT

[two-vines-and-a-john-mulaney-ref]

My grandad who was the kindest person on the planet just died and I’m attending the funeral And my mom is Making me wear a dress and I was feeling super dysphoric already and then I also had to shave my legs and my mustache(😞) and I was seriously just having the worst fucking day to begin with. I’m in bed at 9:30 downing a couple sleeping pills and resigning myself to sleep so I don’t have to think and my brother comes in and flips on my lights and I’m like wtf??? And he puts his leg up to show that he SHAVED THEM which he’s never done before and he said “now there are TWO men with shaved legs in this house.”

[pbpsbff]

why do all the awful customers wait until the last 10 min of my shift to show up i feel like they fucking avengers assembled in my checkstand

[blueberry-bar]

tegan posting mb

[piercethenix]

the overwhelming urge to draw after i lit apollos candle... i shouldve expected this.....

[jekylleds]

shoutout to all the hydes out there that just look like normal guys albeit greasy and off putting. i love you all

[germpills]

do u ever feel like u hate everyone ever and u need to be completely alone with ur puter to feel better again

yeah

[sebvettelsv5]

help my escape the night phase is coming back i dont think i'll ever recover ☹️

the detective>>>

[mxdotpng]

best tales of parent tournament wouldn't be as fun bc guy cecil would sweep the board

[bob-no-escape-ask]

[leonleonhart]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

[dearkarmx]

[vaguely-humanoid-form]

AND IF I GAVE UP ON BEING PRETTY I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO BE ALIVE.

[shoekinn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FATHER