#hey beni

[mummy-bi-bi-bi]

If I had a nickel for every movie Kevin J. O'Connor played the minion to a world classic monster, I'd have two nickels

[xkatchy]

@beepbeeprobotlovesong

🐎🐎🐎☹️ 🏞😃👧🧐

[heyiamtinkerbell]

Benim en çok kendime ihtiyacım var

[pekodayz]

i finally got my ass up and said yes to going over a friends house. its been like uhhh 2 months

[pativenk]

[doggytail-duck]

9, 20 and 29 for the film asks!

Thanks buddy!!

9. A film set in a place you always wanted to visit

This was really hard to come up with! First I had to pick a place to visit from the many I'd like to see and then I had to find a movie for it, took me a while.

I picked Venice, and a movie that's set there and I have seen is Casanova (2005). I'll be honest, I think it's been a WHILE since I've seen this movie because I remember very little. I do remember it being entertaining so there's that?

20. A film where the vibes are immaculate

The Mummy (1999), need I say more?

29. A film to feel good/uplifted

Say what you will, Mamma Mia! (2008) pretty much never fails to make me smile

[monzabee]

red, white and blue's in the sky (social media au) -

masterlist ||

Summary: The one where Charles has an olympian girlfriend.

Pairing: charles leclerc x reader (model used: zehra güneş)

Warnings: none other than some cursing and the internet being the internet, kym illman

Author's Note: hi, hey, hello! okay you guys knew i had to do something with my girls, and i had this idea in my mind for a few weeks that i just couldn't shake! just an fyi, if you end up researching zehra, the face claim, and see her height, just know that we are totally prentending her and charles are both complimentary heights. okay? okay, good. i hope you guys enjoy! xoxobee

Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms. 

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ynyln18: ready for the final round, biz voleybol ülkesiyiz!❣️

sauronyx: yn 'the wall' yln! turkey is proud of you!

derevclara: forza ragazze, faremo il tifo per voi!

yasemingul: even the italians are rooting for the turkish team😭

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scuderiaferrari: go red team!❤️

charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️

(translation: the best moment of the match the man's life came out of his mouth) (it's a turkish idiom, so you know it makes no sense at all)

(tiktok transcript: Next up, is Charles Leclerc - who is currently dating Y/N Y/LN, best known for her position as middle blocker. Y/N is a player in the Turkish team, 'Vakifbank', and due to the national team season, she is currently away with the Turkish National Team. As one of the most followed volleyball players in the world, Y/N has been awarded the 'Best Middle Blocker' award from VNL two years in a row - quite the achievement to receive against tens of teams and hundred of players at the young age of only 23. I first met Y/N at the Turkish Grand Prix in 2020, where she was the person to award the Pirelli Pole Position award to Lance Stroll in a turn of events. She was there as the guest of Mercedes, as she is one of the athletes associated with the brand. Charles and Y/N met in 2020 in the Turkish Grand Prix, and the pair has kept in touch and became close friends, eventually coming out as a couple in the summer of the 2021 season. Though we don't get to see Y/N in the paddock very often, she is a delight when she has the time to come and support her boyfriend in the Ferrari garage - a great loss for Toto Wolff, I presume.)

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: Always special to be part of @scuderiaferrari when in Italy. Thank you for the incredible support throughout the whole week ❤️ Congrats to Carlos for the amazing drive from FP1 to the last lap of the race. See you in Singapore 🇸🇬

ynyln18: je suis fier de toi, mon amour❣️ (i'm proud of you, my love)

charles_leclerc: ti amo❤️

leclerclechair: next weekend will be better!!

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ynyln18

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ynyln18: champion’s dump🫠 (x2)

pierregasly: liked by pierre gasly

charles_leclerc: casse toi ynyln18: hon hon croissant🥐

tarkanofficial: ❤️🇹🇷🏐

powervolleyballofficial: CHAMPIONS 🇹🇷🏐🏆

harleytifosi: DAI!

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abreusmelissavargas: ben malatyalıyım

charles_leclerc posted a story!

ynyln18

tagged location: Istanbul Contemporary

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ynyln18: a week off in istanbul before tokyo, aferin charles öğreniyosun bi şeyler (📸: bawsixteen)

ebrarkarakurt18: kolyen olayım tak beni

formulayolla: SHE TAGGED THE PRIVATE ACCOUNT

pennyzizzazz: yes queen!! make him drop the jpg account!!

ynyln18: working on it, chief🫡

romondo__cr: our turkish wall🇹🇷

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paolaegonu: aşko dur

ynyln18: aşko duramam

charles_leclerc: j'ai une jolie prof😂

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charles_leclerc: Next stop, Japan 🤍❤️ @vistajet @thomasflohrvista

sv5yams: the way this man has no regard for global warming

cl16_tifazzi: really? reeeaaally?

ynyln18: 🥹❤️

volleyyn: is he coming to see you? is he?👀 charles_leclerc: of course❤️

charlesleclerc_fanclub_italia: good luck in suzuka!! we believe in you!!

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ynyln18

tagged location: Tokyo, Japan

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ynyln18: daydreaming about paris in the summer

charles_leclerc: madonna mia❤️

paulaegonu: Y/N, chi è quest'uomo? ynyln18: la mia musa

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hasankaya: olympic medal is loading!

lilymhe: best of luck!🩷

[frankedz]

oooo palette challenge! North in "a holloway person" maybe? 👀

Hey there Beni! I was so excited when I saw your message, I absolutely love North!

For the Color palette challenge!

[onestepbackwards]

More threats the voice in the sky (Self-Aware AU) could make:

“I could have my Zoroark make you walk off a cliff!” (Using its illusions).

“My Empoleon could strand you in the ocean.”

“…Alakazam/Gardevoir/Gallade could probably teleport you to the top of Mt Coronet—without clothes on.” (So he freezes to death).

“Avalugg could step on you.”

“I could have Rampardos reenact Jurassic Park.”

“No one would find Beni’s body.” is arguably the most threatening of the threats given that God™️ is mad at the Ninja and didn't even mention a Pokemon. (Either Dusknoir or Magmortar.)

“Tentacruel poison would be a bad way to go.”

“Porygon-Z could probably make you have a seizure. First form Porygon does that well…”

“Would anyone believe if Togekiss lands on your head like a Swablu and smothers you?”

I like to imagine this Player is either a true crime buff or they simply are getting out a lot of anger and annoyance from real life. Like how most people really want to hit a Karen.

You don't think too much of it. Why would you? Why would you assume that video game characters were alive and could actually hear you while you were alone at home playing?

So it would make sense you wouldn't censor yourself when threatening a fictional character.

Granted, it wasn't like you were going too far with threats. You were just being silly with it, coming up with ideas on how to destroy an annoying NPC who betrayed yours (and the hero's) trust.

Why would you assume said NPCs could hear you, and many of them looked at Kamado and Beni with pity or fear for their lives.

Beni simply sighs, having accepted such possibilities since he accepted trying to assassinate the Hero. Granted, he didn't exactly think he would be pissing off a god of some kind, but hey. It happens.

Kamado later is sweating nervously after having 'made amends'. You never act on those threats, but its clear you have put thought into some of them, but kindly allow him to live. He supposes that is fair, given how he tried to have the Hero killed.

But he does regret it, for multiple reasons. But he knows you wouldn't believe it. Especially when he knows you'd most likely assume he regrets it simply because you beat him.

He did try to have you killed though. Kamado doubted you'd ever forgive him.

Kamado knows he made his bed, and he must lay in it now.

[selin-n]

Hey aşk__!

Bana geldin___💙

Yâr/e uğramadın mı___?!

Hey yâr___!

Beni öyle çok sev ki__!💙

Herkes aşk görsün___!

Bir insan___bir yürekten___💙

İki defa vurulmaz___!

Al___yüreğim senin olsun___canımın içi___!! 💙

[zaimta]

Hi i saw your requests was open and wanted to ask if you could do a fire force benimaru x fem reader bath nsfw oneshot/fic if possible with the reader being a second gen just getting back from helping company 8 with a tough mission (sorry if thats a lot)

a/n- no nsfw the most i can do is suggestive/spicy (i hope fr) but imma still write this out bc i love fire force, it's sfw tho i hope that's okay!

˗ˏˋ«────── « 𓆩♡𓆪 » ──────»

you stretched your sore body after a long day of assisting the eighth, they needed some extra help around their derestriction. a product from their “investigation” left a ranging infernal in its wake, as a second-gen your powers came in clutch. you assisted maki with fire control, and at times you were on the front lines assisting their third gens as power support. it was a long and exhausting battle once it was over you were overjoyed and immediately collapsed to the floor to catch your breath.

the eighth's captain squatted next to you with a smile "need a hand there y/n?" he extended his hand to you which you gladly took, slowly sitting up with a slight pain in your core "thanks." you returned the smile he sent you "after this, I need along relaxing bath." he chuckled at your comment "I hear ya! hey, thanks for your help again y/n we couldn't thank you enough." you waved your hand dismissively with a smile "it's nothing really, i'm sorry beni couldn't make it though i'm glad I was able to help you guys enough though."

"dont sweat it were glad to have such powerful allies like you guys at the seventh." he nodded his head towards the matchbox "let's get you home, that bath is waiting for ya."

the car ride was a calming change compared to the battle you went through, you had a good time getting to know the members of the company you were allied with but all good things must come to an end as the matchbox pulled up to asakusa, you waved goodbye to you allies and walked to your home longing for relaxation.

the second you stepped foot into your home you were greeted by hina and hika who ran around your legs in circles "she's back! she's back! waka get your lazy ass up shes back!!" they shouted in unison with excitement, you also made a mental note to yourself to keep beni way from the twins for a while his language was starting to rub off on them.

you kneeled down and opened your arms to hug both of them, they gladly jumped into your arms with wide smiles "what were my two favorite troublemakers up to while i was gone? i hope you didn't give beni too much trouble."

hina shook her head "we were on our best behavior n/n i promise-"

"my ass." a brash voice interrupted her, at the sound of his voice the twins scattered running in different directions with impish giggles. you rolled your eyes with a grin at the sound of his voice "benimaru don't tell me the twins gave you a hard time." you teased him with a smile on your face.

"they were nothing more than a pain in my ass." you giggled at his frustration with the twins, normally they would listen to him more than anyone else you assumed they felt like messing with him a bit today "you need a break as much as i do, let's go to the hot spring i was heading there after i stopped by." you lace your fingers with his and lead him to the bathhouse so the two of you could get washed up first. he helped lather up your body with soap in comfortable silence a few moments went by before he said something "how was your mission with the eighth?"

you sighed "it took everything out of me, but i did enjoy working with them they're an interesting bunch!" you smiled.

"thats one way to put it huh." he continues to lather your body and you roll your eyes at him, in return he pinches your side. you rubbed circles on the spot he pinched unaware of how he saw you rolling your eyes if your back was facing him.

once you were cleaned off the two of you took a dip in the hot spring, you leaned against his chest while he wrapped an arm around you. you were completely content, this kind of relaxation was exactly what you were craving. while soaking in the hot spring you found yourself dosing off, you were woken up by benimaru shaking you gently "let's get you to bed y/n that mission took a lot out of you."

you silently nodded and he helped you out of the hot spring, you didn't realize how tired you were until you noticed how hard it was for you to keep your eyes open, your head was bobbing all over the place as you tried your hardest to keep your head up. he walked you to your room and laid down with you, as soon as your head hit the pillow you were out like a light immediately.

he smiled softly at the sight of you sleeping sound in his arms "goodnight y/n."

as you walked to back to your home after the eight gave you a ride to akakusa, you couldn't help but long for a bath. after a long day it was just what you needed.

[zippidi-dooda]

You always liked to watch Asakusa's king of destruction each chance you got.

He was strong, no doubt, but that wasn't exactly why you watched him.

There was something unmistakable about him.

No matter if he was in the midst of a battle, gaze focused on the poor soul he wanted to die honorably. Fire blazing in his eyes and in the air.

Helping rebuild the town after each fight and making rounds to check up on everyone. Reluctantly replying to anyone who chatted him up or accepting any gifts people refused to let him leave without.

Watching after the two young girls who were rascals to most everyone. Training all those people in the fire force, guiding them to the right path.

It was admirable really.

Seeing how much he did for the place and how much everyone appreciated him for it.

But that one unmistakable feature is what truly keeps your attention locked on him.

It wasn't his mismatch pink eyes, his slouched shoulders, his cold and "couldn't care less" demeanor, his unspoken confidence, or his blunt remarks.

It was lips.

No, not how soft they looked or the fullness of them.

But their downward curve, the frown they seemed permanently set in.

For as long as you had known him, you had never seen him smile. No one had, really.

Had never even seen a flicker of a smirk or a brief smile tugging at the corner of his mouth.

You liked to watch him because you couldn't figure that out.

He of all people had a reason to smile. He had people he cared about and vice versa, he had the bare necessities, he had stability, he had good looks.

So why?

You wanted to figure it out.

Sad to say, that was easier said than done.

Benimaru always seemed to try and swat away conversations, and he doesn't always use a kind or roundabout way either.

Try too hard and you'd probably end up as someone he'd keep an eye on. And that's not a good thing.

Still, you couldn't help your curiosity.

So you began to walk up to him, "Hey, Maru-chan."

(I can't call him "Beni" cause I just end up thinking of the blue cow in Dora, so I just refer to him as Maruchan. What do you all call him)

[imintoomanyfandomscuzihaveadhd]

Quaritch being a southern Dad (Modern!AU)

@hyperfixatedfandomer @naavispider

A/N: idk if quaritch is actually supposed to be from Kansas like he says in the movie but people headcanon him being from all over the south. Accents and sayings are different all over the south, I’m from east central Alabama so these are just based things I say or other people say

Southern dictionary

Buggy: Shopping Cart

Toboggan: kit cap or benie

‘r: or

sghetti: spaghetti

Coke:soda

that boy ain’t missed at meal: That boy fat as hell

Yur: your

Scow: let’s go

Jeet: you eat

Wallerin: pouting or crying

Bud light: beer

Miles: Spider I swear to god you better behave in this goddamn Walmart or I will tear your ass up. Now go get me a buggy

Spider: ………a what?

Miles: A buggy spider go get a buggy

Spider: YOU MEAN A SHOPPING CART!

Miles: *mocking his voice* you mean a shopping cart? GO GET THE DAMN BUGGY

Miles: Spider it’s cold outside put this toboggan on

Spider: Toboggan? This is a benie.

Miles: JUST PUT THE DAMN HAT ON SON

*Spider fucking up that good ass bbq masnk made*

Miles: Damn, son slow down, you got a tapeworm ‘r sumthing?

Miles: Spider go grab me some sghetti sauce

Spider: Wtf is sghetti sauce, are you talking about SPAgehtti sauce

Miles: Boy go get my sauce

Miles: Hey spider I got you that coke you wanted

Spider: I didn’t want cocoa cola

Miles: I didn’t get you cocoa cola, now come get your coke

Spider: *Confused Nosies*

I NOW PRESENT QUARITCH SAYING SOUTHER DAD THINGS

Spider thats the worng ammo, I swear you bout as useful as a screen door on a submarine

Lyle I swear they done moved everything around in that damn Walmart, I was confused as a homeless man on house arrest

Spider, I’ll tell you what that boy ain’t missed at meal

SPIDER GET YUR ASS IN THE TRUCK LETS SCOW

Well hell spider I figured I was speaking English what language do you speak, dumbass?

Spider did jeet yet?

Yep, Spiders up there walliern in the bed cuz I took that bud light away from him

[sillagen]

Sabah ekmek almaya giderken çok güzel bir kız gördüm. Saçları beline kadar uzun ve bakımlı. Kız gerçekten çok güzeldi anlatamam. O saatte karşılaşmak zaten bir olay. O sıra benim kafada " hey sexy lady" şarkısı çalmaya başladı. Bunun yanında eşofman ile sabah nasıl olsa kim beni görür diyerek çıkan erkek arkadaşlara da geçmiş olsun. Acınızı anlıyorum.

[femmelunee]

saat dört yoksun

saat beş, yok

altı, yedi, ertesi gün

daha ertesi

ve belki kimbilir…

(…)

kitap okurum

içinde sen varsın

şarkı dinlerim

içinde sen

oturdum ekmeğimi yerim

karşımda sen oturursun

çalışırım,

karşımda sen

(…)

en güzel deniz,

henüz gidilmemiş olandır

en güzel çocuk

henüz büyümedi

en güzel günlerimiz

henüz yaşamadıklarımız

ve sana söylemek istediğim

en güzel söz

henüz söylememiş olduğum sözdür

o şimdi ne yapıyor?

şu anda şimdi, şimdi, şimdi

evde mi, sokakta mı?

çalışıyor mu, uzanmış mı, ayakta mı?

kolunu kaldırmış olabilir mi, hey gülüm

beyaz kalın bileğini nasıl da çırçıplak eder bu hareketi

o şimdi ne yapıyor

şu anda şimdi, şimdi, şimdi

belki dizinde bir kedi yavrusu var, okşuyor

(…)

belki de yürüyordur, adımını atmak üzeredir

her kara günümde onu bana

tıpış tıpış getiren sevgili

canımın içi ayaklar

ve ne düşünüyor, beni mi?

yoksa ne bileyim

fasulyenin neden

bir türlü pişmediğini mi?

yahut insanların çoğunun neden böyle

bedbaht olduğunu mu?

o şimdi ne düşünüyor

şu anda şimdi, şimdi

(…)

saat dört yoksun

saat beş, yok

altı, yedi, ertesi gün

daha ertesi

ve belki kimbilir

[onestepbackwards]

It would be so funny if the player could still send texts on their arc phone and decided to send every complaint directly to Arceus

Everything from "Those ungrateful bastards banished me" to "My tummy hurts :("

Bonus points if they hand the phone over to Volo or Ingo and let them rant at god for screwing them over

Tbh if it were me I would let Arceus know every single inconvenience I had with being thrown into the past with no warning.

You let Arceus know no peace, making it very clear of your feelings on the matter.

[There is a leak in my room. You know what didn't have a leak? My old home.]

[They deadass are sending me into the wild??? On my own?? Assuming I have no experience?? They want me dead, Arceus.]

[THEY DONT HAVE COFFEE]

[Why do I have to fight the big scary pokemon?? WHY IS IT A STRANGERS JOB-]

[I think Cynthia's ancestor is stalking me.]

[I REACHED TEN STARS FUCK YEAH]

[WHY do I have to solve this village's problems. How am I the only one doing anything to help here.]

[WHY IS THE TRAIN GUY FROM UNOVA HERE.]

[ANSWER ME ARCEUS.]

[ISNT THIS GUY A CELEBRITY???? ARCEUS. HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN HERE-]

[When i invent mac n cheese, its over for these assholes.]

[Do you think I could piss Cyrus off by adopting his great great grandmother as my own mom?]

[They fucking banned me, Arceus.]

[AFTER EVERYTHING I DID-]

[Volo is def stalking me btw. WHY is he the only one wanting to help me besides the nice lady who also looks like Cynthia-]

[THE SKY IS RED.]

[Did Kamado seriously send Beni to assassinate me or did I just hallucinate that whole encounter.]

[WHY IS IT I KEEPING MEETING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DELETE THE UNIVERSE WITH GIRATINA]

[If i had a dollar for every time this has happened, i'd have two dollars. It isn't a lot, but its weird its happened twice-]

[HOW COME HE GETS LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF 8 POKEMON AND I CANT]

[If you had just said hi to him we could have avoided me almost dying TWICE.]

Arceus almost never responds unless you have a genuine question, or need help. But you do find solace in complaining to it.

You later tell Volo that hey, like, you know things are kinda awkward, but you have a means of directly messaging Pokemon God-

He's shaking as you hand him the phone and show him how to use it. At first, Volo for once, doesn't know what to say. He had dreamt of unloading his problems onto Arceus many times, but now?

He is almost at a lost for words.

That is, until you reach around him, showing him your previous conversations.

"Yeah, see here? I kinda bitched at Arceus last week because I'm still not allowed to go home yet. I kinda just use the chat to vent about things most of the time."

Volo stares for a moment, until he's furiously typing. He doesn't stop typing for a good few minutes, sending one very long, winded message, before handing the phone back to you. It's the longest message you have ever seen sent on your phone

The merchant is awfully quiet after that for a little while.