#hi borgir

[anonymousegeek]

My fucken intro thingy:

Hi i'm anonymousegeek, here's some shit about me

-I like all kind of shit. Expect a lot of my stuff to be all over the place. Here's some main shit i like (list is kinda long, bear with me):

The Mandela Catalogue

My Singing Monsters

The Walten Files

SpongeBob

Billie Bust Up

Sonic/Sonic.EXE/Sonic Parodies or fan creations (I.E: Dorkly, Secret History/There's Something About Amy, etc)

Friday Night Funkin

Ruby Gloom

Anime (note: not just one specific one, just any anime that I tend to talk about a fuck ton)

Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline, Corpse Bride, and Wendell & Wild

Invader Zim

NO NSFW INTERACTIONS!/srs (we keep it 13+ AT LEAST, SO NOTHING NSFW!! Blood n gore is ok tho)

-BASIC DNI CRITERIA! No biggots, racists, homophobes, or any disgusting people. I don't give a shit about what you like, you can like whatever, as long as you aren't an asshole or gross & weird, you can interact with my shit (UPDATE: IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS NSFW/18+, JUST UNFOLLOW AND NEVER FUCKIN INTERACT WITH ME. I'LL JUST FUCKIN BLOCK YOU.)

-I tend to cuss. A fair amount. As you can tell

-you can call me op or geek, or whatever idgaf

-he/they/it pronouns please (I also use xe/ze, and a few xenos)

-hamburger

[clouds-of-wings]

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! WELCOME TO THE ALCOHOLOCAUST!

[catboybiologist]

Hi! I'm Sierra. Time for a pinned post refresh.

Otherwise known as CatboyBiologist, or @hi-sierra (my SFW blog [this one is SFW too, but less so]). This page is remaining active, but if you want to find me somewhere else, I use the same username on reddit, Instagram, co-host, and tech.lgbt. This is me:

Trans woman, PhD student in molecular biology, boymoder, shitposter, freediver, hot girl on your phone, hiker, rambler (this post included), tgirl tummy tuesday supplier and enjoyer, former femboy, bane of bioessentialist fuckwads who try to use biology to validate biogotry, flaming bisexual, 196 nanocelebrity… whatever was the first thing that brought you to my blog, I hope it’s enough to get you to stay! I post selfies, hornyposts (minors and people who are averse to that be warned), stuff about the ocean, posts about my growing sense of wanderlust, my adorable lil tortoise, tutorials for transfemmes and GNC people, rambles about science, documentation of my own transition, rambles about transness, rambles about the eroticism of programming a machine to feel arousal, rambles about nature, and random shitposts. Please send me pictures of cute animals in your life!

If you wanna support my science career and my transition, consider dropping a tip here! PhD salaries are notorious for being negotiated to be exactly the cost of living…. And then forgotten about for years as inflation drops that below minimum wage. So I’m always a little strapped for cash. Anything helps!

Links to some of my tutorials and relevant resources under the cut:

I'm tracking my transition, and some people have said they found this helpful! This spreadsheet is generally updated monthly:

Usually, I write a little journal to go with it when it updates- you can find that under the #trans journal on my blog.

If you're interested in checking out some of the things I'm trying to write, here's a post with links to individual stories I'm making:

https://www.tumblr.com/catboybiologist/741010247774306304/writing-consolidation-post?source=share

My femboy guide, written well before I started HRT, but still has relevant info:

A "boyboob" tutorial, aka how to make it look like you have cleavage in an outfit that looks better with it:

A quick and dirty guide to taking better selfies, with a specific emphasis on people who may have stopped hating their body recently due to transition:

And here's a few of my personal favorite little rambles and posts about my transness, in no particular order:

CW for transphobia on this one:

A massive shoutout to @foldingfittedsheets for this amazing art of the lil borgir holding a trans flag:

I adore this so much <3 if you want to support their art, her commissions are open and really sweet!!!!

And of course, a massive shoutout to @whalesharkcat for this lovely pixel art of my tortoise:

I still love this so much, and will continue to into the future <3

For preHRT selfies, search the femboy tag. For post HRT selfies, use the "trans selfie" tag. I've been on HRT since August of 2023, so I'm still very early in the process! Day to day, I present male, but I plan to change that around the 1 year mark.

I guess that's about it! One final note is that I've been alluding to video/podcast style things for a while now. With my aderrall prescription, I've actually put in a lot of research work that might lead to 1-4 of those, so that might actually happen in the near future! No promises of course, life always catches up to you.

And if you liked my previous pinned post better, here it is:

Anyways, if you read this far, thanks for sticking around and bbyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[andro-does-stuff-2]

The Midnight Motorist moment of all time.

Hello!

Another meme to celebrate FNAF's 10th anniversary!

This is actually a better version of the original one I had posted some months ago.

Dude wanted to kill his friend's daughter, and wanted to be arrested for a DUI infraction apparently, after too much borgir and beer.

Ps. I will post an entire instrumental playlist of songs to celebrate FNAF's 10th anniversary tomorrow on YouTube (precise date unknown, but tommorow it is!).

It'll have like an hour of music, due to the fact that it's music I've done the last 2-3 years.

Most games are covered too (if you think I've made an instrumental cover of a FNAF 3, FNAF 6, FNAF UCN, FNAF AR or FNAF SB:Ruin song, you're wrong; but the other ones are covered :D).

I'm thinking about creating a koffi kofi too (accidentally wrote it like a Chikn Nuggit character lol), for donations, and I have a couple iceberg videos on mind too (one is about FNAF and the other will be announced later, with the joke that both of them are LONG).

If you have questions, you can ask me :D

See you tomorrow :3

--Andro

[painregretsandsunday]

Thank u for ur service

Can I have uhhhhhhhh sunday eating a borgir

Drawing Sunday every day 'till his release!

Day 22 - Eating a borgir

Thanks for your ask! Honestly I think he would be type of guy who would eat burger very awkward way, piece by piece.

[antihumanist]

Kimveer Gill's Known Music Tastes

Music:

Alice In Chains

Nirvana

Soundgarden

Rammstein

Disturbed

Lacuna Coil

Godsmack

Marilyn Manson

Ozzy Osbourne

Black Sabbath

Iron Maiden

Metallica ("Only the old stuff")

Megadeth

KMFDM

The Union Underground

The Sisters Of Mercy

The Cure

Type O Negative

Soilwork

Slayer

Cradle Of Filth

Amon Amarth

Hammerfall

Coal Chamber

Stone Sour

The Gathering

Stratovarius

Trivium

Judas Preist

Rob Zombie

Rage Against The Machine

Korn

H.I.M

My Dying Bride

Xandria

Atreyu

God Dethroned

In Flames

Linkin Park

Static-X

Black Label Society

Tristania

Danzig

Manowar

Lacrimosa

Nightwish

Iced Earth

Cold

Drowning Pool

Helloween

Mudvayne

The Distillers

Kittie

Tiamat

Tool

Killswitch Engage

Evanescense

Therion

Heaven Shall Burn

Dimmu Borgir

Children Of Bodom

Anthrax

Papa Roach

Seether

Satyricon

Staind

Arch Enemy

Crossfade

Sentenced

Doomsday Refreshment Committee

The 69 Eyes (?)

Darkthrone (?)

The Undertaker's (wrestler) theme song

I will probably post his video game and movie tastes too

[coolname-ver3]

Today I learned that in the earthbound novel Ness's dad manages a fast food chain and ngl for whatever reason this fact amuses me greatly, his whole family's life and livelihood revolves around burger... Ness the borgor son of borgir father, eater of the trash burg 🍔

[incorrect-gravescest]

Ashley being a Metalhead actually works really well with my headcanon that Andrew mostly listens to Post-Punk and Shoegaze. Also, I feel like Ashley would love Dethklok.

Even though I couldn't name a single song of his, I feel like Andy is also into Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Oh and HIM too because their cover of Wicked Game is absolutely an Ashley Song for him.

And Ashley loves Dethklok and annoys Andrew whenever they watch reruns of Metalocalypse because she points out all the heavy metal easter eggs in the show.

🩷: See, he's working at Dimmu Burger because-

💚: -its a play on the band Dimmu Borgir. You've only told me a hundred fucking times, babe.

Dunno what music Lilith is into yet. On one hand, I'd love for her to have some of her parents' tastes in music, but I also want her to be her own person..

[herrlindemann]

Metal Hammer - July 2015, interview with Till and Peter

The name’s Lindemann. Till Lindemann. And together with his friend Peter Tägtgren, the Rammstein man has produced the most obscene side-project in metal. For songs about ladyboys and golden showers, step this way…

Hammer is sitting in the lobby of a five-star hotel in London, listening to Till Lindemann sing about golden showers. As the Rammstein singer booms ‘cunt’ down our headphones, we imagine what the businessmen around us would make of all this — ‘this’ being Skills in Pills, the debut album from Lindemann, Till’s new side-project with Swedish multi-instrumentalist and Hypocrisy mastermind, Peter Tägtgren. 

When we share this thought with Till later, he creases up. Seemingly seven feet tall, the 52-year-old German is one of the most physically imposing people in metal, yet it quickly becomes apparent that, for all the onstage insanity, in real life he’s soft-spoken, polite and, dare it be said, gentlemanly, proffering his arm on the way to his room where the interview will take place.

In contrast to Peter’s chatty and business-like demeanor, Till is more intense, sometimes shy, but his twisted humor reveals itself as we’re led around to the hotel’s side entrance and into the lift. « This feels a bit like a hooker situation, » he grins. Gentlemanly, indeed…

It follows that the duo’s album is just as multifaceted. Skills in Pills seems to reflect the different aspects of Till’s personality, boasting playful, smutty songs like Ladyboy and the aforementioned Golden Shower, with the bleakly beautiful Children Of The Sund and Home Sweet Home also in the mix. Peter’s years of experience producing for the likes of Dumm Borgir and Children Of Boom have given it a tight sound, with a metallic crunch and industrial heart beating beneath a hooky, Euro-synth Lustre.

In their fancy suite, Peter recounts how the Lindemann project began. It was September 2013, as Rammstein wrapped up their explosive Liebe Ist Für Alle Da tour.

« Till invited me to a festival in Sweden, just before Rammstein were going on a two-year break, » Peter recalls. « He said, ‘Let’s do something!’ I sent him the files for the first song and a couple of days later he sent it back with vocals! It went so smoothly that we had to try another. And another. And another… »

While Peter’s been busy with different musical projects over the years, Lindemann is Till’s first ever major musical departure from Rammstein. That makes this collaboration kind of a huge deal. So, the question must be asked: what has the dynamic been like between these two similarly eccentric, yet delightfully unique characters?

« There is no dynamic, » says a straight-faced Till. He glances at Peter and they start cackling. They share the same sense of humor, but there is obviously something special going on here…

The story goes that their friendship began years ago when Peter rescued Till from getting beaten up by a jealous boyfriend and his mates.

When we comment that we know who we’d rather have on our side in a bar fight, Till smiles shyly, as if he’s unaware of how terrifying he is.

« That fight was all about Flake, » Till admits. « He started shit, like he always did in those days because he’s a tiny guy and nobody ever harms him. He knew somebody would save his ass! »

So basically, this is a kinship born of fights, frolics and partying?

« Why does everybody think we party all the time?! » Till asks Peter, feigning exasperation.

« It’s not like we quit drinking… just not when we’re in the studio, » clarifies Peter, before gesturing to Till and adding, « Although he always has a few beers when he records. »

« It’s good for the voice, » says Till seriously.

« That’s what she said, » whips back Peter.

« The point was to have fun, » Peter adds. « We wanted to do a couple of songs, see what we could learn from each other. Then suddenly half the album was done and it wasn’t just a hobby any more. We had to try and keep it a secret! »

In 2015, that’s no small feat. So far the guys have managed to keep things mostly under wraps, revealing, prior to this interview at least, only the project name, a date and a single image of themselves dressed as a bride and groom — a truly odd couple. But Till tells us he initially wanted to use the internet to gauge fans’ opinions, rather than spread the word.

« I wanted to put the first song up online, to see how people would react, » he reveals. « It was really strange to sing in English because I’d never done it, except on a couple of stupid songs, like Pussy. Peter encouraged me, but I was unsure. I wanted feedback from fans, but he didn’t want to give anything away, which in hindsight was good because otherwise » —  he snaps his fingers  — « the box is open, y’ know? It was great; a year and a half of no pressure, nobody on our backs. »

Was this freedom from expectation the main appeal of doing a project outside of Rammstein?

« It was a total vacation, » stresses Till.

« And just to create something together, » adds Peter. « We’re from different worlds — he’s more into gothic style and I’m into metal. We learned a lot from each other, helped each other a lot. I think Till sings a lot more on this record. »

« We don’t have these melodies in Rammstein, » Till explains. « Sometimes it’s just the bass and drums and no hook, so it amounts to this talk-singing [known as Sprechgesang in German]. I wanted EBM, Depeche Mode-style sequences, so I pushed Peter to do it and he came up with some great stuff. And writing songs can be hard. You go to bed with it, you dream about it, you wake up with it… and at the heart of it is the chorus. If you find a good one, you never have to work again, » he adds, at which Peter starts crooning, « Laaaast Christmas… »

« …I gave you my heart, » sings Till back to him, before adding with a chuckle, « Asshole! »

The more time spent with this curious twosome, the more it becomes clear that they have an understanding of each other that runs a lot deeper than mere musical collaboration, and that their roles within Lindemann are ones that they have taken with relish. While Peter wrote and played all of the album’s music, the filthy lyrics are all Till’s.

So now that they’ve seen what they can do together, how far are they planning to take it?

A single and video are on the cards, promises Peter, and gigs look to be a possibility, too. But when asked if he still enjoys performing live, Till goes quiet and shake his head, almost imperceptibly — a little sadly, even.

« But I have to, » he sighs after a heavy silence.

He does, however, say that if Lindemann were to play live, he wants a stripped-down show: «I think it’s better when it’s just pure energy, rock’n’roll, no pyro, » he says. « Leaves all this bullshit behind and just play the songs. »

Colour us intrigued — the frontman of one of metal’s most shamelessly showy bands labelling pyro and ballyhoo as ‘bullshit’? Given the nature of Till’s day job, this statement is perhaps a little worrying, and with Rammstein guitarist Richard Kruspe telling Hammer late last year that he didn’t know what the future held for the German titans, it adds further uncertainty to when or even if we’ll see the six-headed pyromaniac monster rise again. Luckily, though the other Rammstein members are indeed off doing their own thing at the moment, it seems, according to their frontman at least, that that chapter hasn’t been closed just yet.

« We’re all still in touch, » he reassures us.

« We don’t see each other, but that’s the point — it’s a vacation. We’re all going to meet back in Berlin around September, October. » Perhaps the wheels on the Rammstein machine will start rolling again sooner that we’d thought…

In the meantime, metal’s newest odd couple are still in their honeymoon period. They’re enjoying the freedom to make music on their own terms, however and wherever the hell they feel like it. So what’s the endgame for Lindemann?

« That we’re gonna get sued and burned for the lyrics, » laughs Peter. « But I’m just going to pretend I don’t understand any English. »

We won’t tell if you don’t.

[the-old-mayhem]

Dani Filth: “I remember when the first Mayhem album, Deathcrush, came out, people went, "This is shit. It's the worst thrash metal I've ever heard." Then everything happened, and he went from anonymous to Euronymous.”

Shagrath: “It was Euronymous, actually, who introduced me to the Deathcrush album. I wanted to buy it from his record store, Helvete, but couldn't. It was a limited edition. I was never a part of the cr*minal aspect of that scene, but I was into the music.” - Dani Filth and Shagrath on their perspective of the early Norwegian black metal scene. Revolver Magazine, ‘A Black Metal Christmas Chat’, 2008.

I always find it interesting to read interviews with people from bands like COF and Dimmu Borgir whose music is often a gateway to what we all think of as “true” black metal. They were involved in the scene to various degrees - hence Faust confessing to Dani Filth about his m**der and Dani not taking him seriously. 🕯

@the.old.mayhem on instagram

[nasstyssanktuss]

My first ever OC post! (On any social media actually) I'm very excited.

He's a front man in a catholic death/black (with a small hint of melodic) band.

A few references of what his music sounds like are church choirs,Interdimmensional Summit by Dimmu Borgir,gregorian chanting,Endarkment by Anaal Nathrakh and his vocal range are both in the iconic opera pitch and growling such as in Destructo by Hunt the dinosaur and We will fucking kill you by Anaal Nathrakh

Amos is a big fan of coffee culture,lgbtq+ welcoming churches,avant gardy catholic garments (see more in the pinterest-link)

A lot of his music is about the dark truth behind manipulating churches,priests,popes etc. Ab*se,immense hunger for power and what horrors they're trying to hide behind beautifully painted walls and bible verses.

Amos hasn't really formed any kind of relationship within the metal band-community/scene due to being insanely shy.

I can write like 5 books but this will do for now :')

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

fetching borgirs for his boy...girs..

[catboybiologist]

Minor Grumpus update!

I had the little guy on AstroTurf for a while. This is not a good long term arrangement for a tortoise like him- they need to have something to shovel through and burrow. But, in the wild, these tortoises hibernate. It's very difficult to manually trigger full hibernation in a pet setting, but periods of pseudo-hibernation and extremely low activity are common without interference. The sentient rock pictured here had clearly entered one of those periods of time, essentially sleeping for almost the entire day, unless disturbed when he was fed. I THOUGHT that the lil reptilian borgir would be like that until spring, so admittedly, his enclosure got a bit bare bones and sloppy. I took out his permanent dry feed because he wasn't touching it and I didn't want to attract nasty growth, reduced the frequency of his fresh feed, kept him on AstroTurf, stopped taking him outside and started vitamin D supplementing him instead, and generally just left him alone to sleep the winter away in his unlit area (the dark part behind the arch in the picture). Until I woke up one day to his food dish flipped and scattered across the enclosure, water spilled over the AstroTurf, rock dislodged and being pushed across his cage, and the lil tank puppy looking at me with the tortoise equivalent of a shit eating grin, scratching happily away at the wooden frame of his enclosure as a way of complaining about the lack of digging substrate. He's been like that for several days and doesn't seem like he's gonna stop.

His previous owners used rabbit feed pellets as a substrate, which works very well for him, so he's on that now. His dry feed is back, and he's on a full time fresh food schedule. I'm also going to gather more pebbles and possibly another climbing rock for enrichment, which I was planning to do closer to when I expected him to be more active- but guess I gotta do it now! If anyone has any suggestions for cute tortoise enrichment, I'm all ears, but I'm mostly going to try buried food, pebbles for pushing/stacking, and maybe another climbing rock.

The smol criminal in question

[generallyverystupid]

hi dummy :)

Im having burbger :3

borgir time yessxr

[becauseimanicequeen]

Here's Yok, looking all fine and tasty in his sleeveless Dimmu Borgir shirt.

That's it. That's the post.

(Btw, Dimmu Borgir was part of my favorite shit in my teens, so you could say I vowed to always love Yok from the moment I saw him in that shirt.)

[ceo-of-kirbandee]

hi!! doodl req, bandee and kirby enjoying burgers together ? sort of like the ones from the kirby cafe

They enjoy

Them borgirs