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It's my birthday! So I drew some Hidans for myself! And also HidaTana

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Which naruto characters are mostly likely to be a yandere? >:)

Random order of Yandere-ness:

Madara is the biggest Yandere to ever Yandere. The typical obsessive schoolgirl crush, "If I can't have him, no one can" aesthetic. That's just him in canon, you can't deny that, Hashirama-Senpai was all he thought about

Gaara as a youngin most definitely. Completely off the rails

Hidan. Jashin isn't the only one he can sacrifice lives for

Kabuto. Already a mad scientist, what's a little murder for his lover? Not cause any problems, surely

Deidara. By complete accident though. Gets too jealous, too worked up and it just happened.

Sasuke, much like Madara. Very possessive, hates it when people leave. Especially his Sakura-San.

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Hidan: Deidara, I have a confession to make...

Deidara: ... What.

Hidan: I'm dating your sister.

Deidara: What?!

Hidan: We've been dating for two years now

Deidara: WHAT?!!

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HidaTana

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Izuki: Uncle Hidan? How are you related to my dads?

Hidan: Oh, well, yknow how your Papa has a brother?

Izuki: Uncle Tana, yeah?

Hidan: I married him, making me a brother in law to both your dads.

Izuki: And that makes you my uncle, and Yuemi and Keitaro a niece and nephew to my dads?

Hidan: Yep

Izuki: What made you fall in love with Uncle Tana?

Hidan: Hmm..... honestly, seeing how dedicated he was to loving and protecting Deidara. He was so kind and loving, despite all the bad things around. And when he talked to me, he spoke to me just as nicely. Made me feel wanted. He gave me a chance no one else would... and I took it

Izuki: And then you married him and had my cousins?

Hidan: That's right

Izuki: That's really cool, uncle

Hidan: It is, isn't it.

Izuki: ... Can we get icecream now?

Hidan: Absolutely.

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HidaTana drawings because I love these two boys

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Dad moment ✨️

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Could you rank all of the akatsuki on a gay meter?

(On a scale of 0-10)

Konan -> 0. Straight and simple. Still very dedicated to Yahiko, despite his death.

Pein/Nagato -> 0. Aromantic, doesn't have much interest in dating any gender.

Kakuzu -> 10. Full pining for men, especially ones stronger and can take good care of him. Still acts like a primary schooler with a crush, despite being married for 34 years.

Hidan -> About a 1 or 2 originally, doesn't particularly care for anyone, romantic or not, until one day when that all changed. When he met his boyfriend, Deitana, when he boosted to a 10. Full homo.

Kisame -> 3. Bicurious at best, but his heart has been stolen by the woman of his dreams for many, many years.

Itachi -> 0. Asexual and Aromantic. Devoted to Izumi, scared to find another lover. He doesn't even feel that attraction anymore.

Sasori -> 0. Another Aromantic/Asexual.

Deidara -> 8.5. Bisexual, male leaning.

Zetsu -> 0. They don't even have the parts necessary—

Tobi/Obito -> 5. 50/50 on men and women. Prefers to have limited connections and relationships however.

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Deitana: ... So...

Obito: ... So.

Deitana: You're dating my brother?

Obito: I am.

Deitana: And what are your intentions with my baby brother?

Obito: If... it was alright with you, I would like to propose to him, and depending on his answer... marry him.

Deitana: Why do you want to marry Deidara.

Obito: He is the most beautiful and kindest person I have ever met. He has given me many beautiful and wonderful things that I know I don't deserve. I would love to spend the rest of my life giving him the love and care he has given me, regardless of my flaws and what I've done.

Deitana: ... *narrows his eyes*

Obito: *taps on his knuckles nervously*

Deitana: ... Alright. You got my blessing. Just one thing before I let you go,

Obito: Anything.

Deitana: Make sure he doesn't kill the adorable religious boy in your group for me. I have some plans of my own for him~

Obito: ... as... you wish.

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❤️ Deitana ❤️

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Hidan: Blondie, I have something important to tell you.

Deidara: Hmph. What?

Hidan: ... I'm... marrying your brother.

Deidara: You're fucking WHAT?!

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Deitana genderbend because I can

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Hidan: *trying to tie his daughters hair* *grumbles a little*

Yuemi: Daddy... it's okay... I can just have my hair down.

Hidan: No, no. It's okay. I need to practice.

Yuemi: For what?

Hidan: Your graduation... your wedding... any of the milestones in your life that you want your hair done up for.

Yuemi: You don't have to, Daddy.

Hidan: I want to... I don't get to do a lot of stuff with you because of my work. I missed all the big stuff when you were born... I want to be apart of everything I can.

Yuemi: ... do you feel bad about not being with me when I was a baby?

Hidan: A little bit...

Yuemi: It's okay, Daddy. You're here now, and that's what matters most.

Hidan: ... Yeah. I'll always be here.

Yuemi: No more work?

Hidan: No more work. No more missions. Just us.

Yuemi: Forever?

Hidan: Forever.

Yuemi: *turns around and hugs Hidan tightly* Good! I love you Daddy

Hidan: I love you too, Yui.

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What do you like to draw or with ship do you like to draw the most?

I like to draw a lot of things, most recently it's been my HidaTana stuff and Naruto cats. The ship I like to draw the most is probably TobiDei, I love my TobiDei 🥰

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Pride Month; Gay (MLM)

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Deitana stretched with his arms above his head, his back cracking a few times before the tension settled. Hidan watched him from under the blanket, hiding his faint blush while he looked over the scarred body.

It was fascinating to see, as someone who didn't scar, all of the past injuries from his battles, marked jaggedly on his skin like a painting, only the brush was a menagerie of weapons.

"Getting up anytime soon, or will you just keep staring?"

Deitana smirked, Hidan scrambling to get out of bed, slipping on the silky sheets and falling on his ass. He mumbled a string of curses, picking up his pants since he was down there anyway.

He watched Deitana leave the room, hitting his head on the floor when he tried to get a closer look at his rear. Instant karma for being a pervert, he supposed.

Hidan rubbed the back of his head to soothe the pain, accepting defeat and putting in the effort of getting ready.

Their blanket was scrunched and tangled, some of the pillows were on the floor and the sheets were pulled out from the corners, Hidan dubbed it an issue for later and got dressed.

A sleeveless kimono was all he had left of clean washing, he'd have to fix that later as well. The clothing itself was rather sentimental for him, though. It was one of the many gifts Obito had given him, a more simple one but Hidan cherished it greatly.

When he left the bedroom, the smell of breakfast hit his nose, a soft smile coming to his face. Deitana usually covered breakfast, and while it was a simple egg over rice, it always beat the hunger.

"Ready to eat, big guy?"

"Always."

Hidan wrapped his arms around Deitana loosely, humming lightly when he leaned in. They shared a kiss before grabbing their food, enjoying each others warmth and embrace while they moved to the table.

As Deitana started eating, Hidan got lost staring. Admiring the messy nature of his hair, part of it covering his right eye, mirroring his little brother. The sharp angles of his eyes, small creases underneath showing his age and tiredness, and a beautiful blue that surrounded his small pupils. It was enchanting to look at.

"Quit staring at me, you. I'm not your breakfast."

"You could be..."

Hidan smirked, winking at his partner before his shin was kicked under the table. Hidan kicked back playfully before picking up his chopsticks.

"Perverted bastard."

"I love you too, Tana~"

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