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[laroserie]

— characters : my oc's - separate ! ( yandere!incubus - yandere!omega - yandere!high noble fae - yandere!piercer )

— content : x gender neutral reader - spending christmas with them, typical holiday fluff, the yandere-ness isn't really here ( expect for yan!omega )

— authors note : ... i haven't posted the introduction post for my yandere piercer but ! it's okay :) also ! this was supposed to be a lil bonus but writers block is kicking my ass so you get this

• yandere! incubus

Before you he wasn't exactly big on doing christmas at home - he used to go out in bars and picked people up to go have 'fun' in the bathroom of the said bars.

After you came into his life, and he kidnapped you, he obviously stopped doing that and finally saw the perspective that christmas was a holiday to spent with thoses that are dear to you. And well, you were more than dear to him.

He will set up and decorate the christmas tree with you - he prefer for it to be neat so he may fix up what you put up when you aren't in the room.

In term of christmas eve, unless you are a good cook - you both are eating a regular take out for it, but he will purchase a yule log though !

And for christmas in itself, he will buy you a gift - you most likely will know what it is in advance because he isn't exactly discrete when asking what 'you could eventually want but it's only hypothetical and totally not for christmas'.

On the 25th of december, he will wake you up very early, like 6am. He will act surprised and happy whatever you gift him. Will jump into your arms and kiss you. And you better act surprised and happy at this gift too if you don't want him to be all grumpy.

• yandere! omega

Asper most likely forces you two to spent christmas like a 'regular' couple - except for the all hanging out outside and looking at the decorations or going to a christmas market. It maybe a holiday season but he cannot afford any risks or you leaving him.

He will try his best though. He will decorate the entire house to be christmas themed - in the hope that he may win a few points with you, after all yes. He may be holding you captive but hey, at least he made the house cute, he deserves something for that right ?

He'll try to make you forget for a moment your current situation - he is delusional enough to think that him trying to give you a sense of normalcy ( which he do mostly for himself ) may make you like him more - or forgive him a bit for kidnapping you.

He's the type to cook an entire christmas dinner and force feed you it - he will buy oysters force them down your throat, he will cook scallops and cut them in smalls bits and make you eat them while you are tied up to a chair, with red ropes, obviously.

• yandere! high noble fae

Christmas is not really a thing for faes, they have somewhat similar holiday, mostly focused around gift giving and spending time with your family but it happen during the summer and is quite underwhelming compared to christmas.

Realistically they already knew about christmas but they couldn't bring it first, they could wait for you to bring it up. But they already have prepared a few things like a gift for you and a small tree, it's in one of their closet which they forbade you from cleaning since you started working as a servant.

Once you bring up christmas, they laugh at your face and tell you something along the line of 'Do you really think, I could celebrate a silly human holiday ? How do you take me for ?' but it will be quickly followed by a 'Well, if you beg well enough I may indulge you.". Even if you don't beg, they will be very much in on celebrating christmas.

With only the two of you of course ! They refuses to get anyone else involved - with the exceptions of their family cook which they will give the tasks of cooking.

They use this as an occasions to make a ginger bread house, they saw various things about it while reading human literature and they always wanted to try so they will act as if they only did it for you. ( The house ended up breaking after 30 seconds and the kitchen they borrowed was such a mess, cleaning up was awful and they regret their idea - they still check it out of their list of thing to do. )

• yandere! piercer

Thomas was never big on christmas and it doesn't change with you - if you really insist in it he will try his best to be enthusiastic about it but don't expect too much from him.

He won't even help you decorate or anything - at most he will get you a gift for christmas that he won't brother wrapping up and will accompany you at a christmas market solely for the food, and because he does find it cute and romantic to walk around with you in the snow.

[donttouchthestache]

💕✨️🐇Stoned to the bones🐇💖💕

[foursaints]

november is actually kind of a fine month if you just ignore the fact that every time i step outside i need a cigarette so carnally like falling to my knees in the road for the idea of a single cigarette. dragging myself through the gutters with glass embedded in my palms searching for one iota of cigarette like oh jesus christ please. aside from that it’s fine though

[pingvin-king]

i misread Robbit’s name as ‘Rabbit’ at first and was just like damn 🫢😂 Zed really didn’t give that boy a fighting chance for the throne lmao

[habitual-creatures]

Hey Mx. H, question:

What’s your favourite part of the human body to eat? I’m very curious :p

(Also OOC- you’re cool have this 🫴🏻🌹)

IT DEPENDS...

FOR ACTUAL FOOD, FOR MEANINGFUL NUTRITIONAL QUALITY... I FIND THE THIGHS, UPPER ARMS, OR ORGANS (ESPECIALLY THE LIVER OR LUNGS) TO BE BEST...

HOWEVER, I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS A ROMANTIC...

SO I READILY ADMIT THAT MY FAVORITE PART FOR A... PERSONAL DINING EXPERIENCE IS PROBABLY THE HEART.

IT CAN BE SO BEAUTIFULLY CARVED OUT TOO... WHERE YOU CAN KEEP THEM ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO WATCH THEM REALIZE WHAT YOUR GOAL IS... YOU CAN FEEL THEIR PULSE SPEED UP AS YOU GET CLOSER TO REMOVING IT FROM ITS CAGE...

IT'S INTOXICATING.

[ REGARDS, HABIT ]

(( gwahhh- thank you for saying you think I'm cool!!!! :'DDD I'm really not, I'm just a goober. And thank you for the digital rose!!! *I left a rose. /ref* sorry btw if this ask is really triggering in any ways to anyone... cannibalism is bad but so fascinating to hear about. :']] I'm weird so I know a lot about it. ))

[babythegod]

[epickiya722]

I still can't get over the fact that Miruko pretty much went "I'll just go for the head" when it came to Nomus and was strong enough to do it with her legs.

The first Nomu fight (the one with All Might) probably would have been done within two or so minutes if she was there.

[sweet-ladys-things]

I made a Draculaura loves Proshippers blinkie, this took a minute since I had to make it myself but if people like it I'll make more!

[luvrxbunny]

by clicking ‘keep reading’ you’re submitting yourself to the risk of shock from my thoughts. proceed with caution. and no judgment pls

okay so listen. listen i KNOW- i KNOWWW that oscar isaac’s wife (who i don’t hate only cus he loves her so much) but i KNOWWW— I KNOWWWWW SHES NOT FUCKING HIM AS MUCH AS SHE SHOULD

this man should be walking funny cus is cock is so sore. she should be all fucking over it. she should legally own it at this point. i would. he cock would somehow fuse with my pussy cus of how much he’s in there. it’d become part of his routine to the point where he has to factor sex with me into his schedule. he’ll have to plan his hours in a way that lets him take breaks from work just to fuck me because i’ve trained him to need it so bad.

i shouldn’t be seeing this man in public ever. his every moment should be with something on his dick cus he deserves it-

this goes for pedro too btw- he should be fucking left and right. women should be lining up to be his sidewalk but 🤷🏾‍♀️

these women don’t know how to act. like the fact that they have exes is insane. the fact that these women didn’t just like- idk chainthemupintheirbasements or something like that. like how did you let this man go roam the streets? RAAAAAHAHH

i cannot tell you something i wouldn’t give up for anything with these men.

omg take me to paris PLEASEE

they can literally abuse me all they want. i could literally be their trash slut as long as they give me attention omfggg

[yhs-x-reader]

Dom WOW, I'm your biggest fan! Tell me, how can I be as cool as you?

without missing a beat, dom turns to you and flashes his signature, big and goofy grin. bushy eyebrows raise as he begins to explain, excited to answer your flattery while prime rolls his eyes in the background.

“oh? you want my secret to being cool now, do you? HA! well, as flattering as that is, i’m afraid that my awesomeness is simply just… natural. it’s unable to be learned, even if you try. the dom-wow charm is simply just too great to copy!”

he then extends his hand out, and for a split moment, there’s almost nervousness in his eyes, accompanied by a light red tint in the face.

“buuut we could… y’know… try our best anyways! you might not be as epic as me, but uh… second-place is pretty good too, isn’t it?”

[tele-mesmerism]

books that wouldve been in my top 9 this yr if not for something near the end (spoilers obv. but out of these id only highly recommend the 1st one i think)

bangkok wakes to rain - absolutely just a personal dislike but the near future scifi part ruined it for me

the woman in the window - as before mentioned, the killer was a sociopath all along! hes a sociopath so hes evil! a compassionate depiction of mental illness unless you have one that makes you evil

the majesties - another mental illness twist, im not entirely sure but it looks like the character who commited mass murder had an alter who was good. i dont. think. she had childhood trauma that would have caused did which is what makes me unsure but we all know authors dont care to research mental illnesses they want to demonize (which is so baffling too i thought authors loved researching every little thing for their books. but i guess not when they already have their idea of how something works. idk. i dont understand it at all.). it kinda has me like ? was that problematic ???? is it supposed to be a clever little twist that she doesnt have a murder alter, SHES the murderer? but that doesnt. work. like thats still bad to do

[foursaints]

this was honestly such a cuntful moment for regulus and it was giving turn of the century.... like "scandalous, spoiled little slut" sounds like something the Marquess of Queensberry would have called lord alfred douglas in a gossip column concerning his indecent expenses and affair with oscar wilde

[kissdoe]

@KISSDOE A NPTs && Mogai Blog , Made By Yours Truly ... 🍓🤍

Requests ; Closed ... The Angel Streamer Is FULL ( 3 / 5 ) With Requests

[habitual-creatures]

I wouldn’t say you’re precious but you are a

That’s it.

That’s the joke.

... WHAT IS? ARE YOU SAYING I'M A "BABY RAY OF SUNSHINE OH MY GOD CREATURE?"

...

I AM A BABY RAY OF SUNSHINE OH MY GOD CREATURE.

[ REGARDS, HABIT ]

[kittyklok]

I miiiight have a lot of dolls

UWAH!!!! SO MANIES!!!!! I SHOULD SHOWS ALL MINE SOMEDAYS TOO…٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

[insomniac]

in the ethel cain pit selecting divinity and religion courses to study this year at university