#hiiiiiiiii...

[js-dragonart]

I put wayyyy too much effort in such a silly joke and I miss the person I was before I discovered fan fiction.

Criston and Alicent represent my last two braincells that have not been corrupted by the internet, silently asking themselves where it all went wrong.

[wttcsms]

yakuza boss’s daughter!reader who lives as nothing more than your father’s bargaining chip. beautiful, young, and with a powerful family name, he wants to marry you off to the highest bidder. however, there’s a “curse” that seems to follow you.

on the night of your first wedding and every wedding after that, the groom ends up murdered. you don’t know who’s behind the murders or why; all you know is that this harbinger of death might unknowingly be your guardian angel.

when a young, bold new boss takes over an established group, this cocky newcomer wants to prove that he doesn’t shy away from challenges. it’s why he proposes to you, and more than happy to get rid of you, your father agrees. either this new kid gets killed or you finally become some other man’s problem. it’s a win-win.

tired of this life and the men in it, no one knows that you’ve been secretly finding ways to reach out to your husband-to-be’s assassin. on the night of your wedding, the hitman’s coming. this time, he’s taking you out.

only, the masked man who breaks into your room on the night before your wedding doesn’t come to kill you like you’ve planned. instead, he’s got you frozen in fear and anticipation on your bed as he stalks closer and closer to you, his steps slow and deliberate.

“i didn’t save your life all those times just for you to request for me to come kill you.” the deep timber of his voice sounds familiar. sounds like the voice you’ve heard negotiating with your father over the speaker of his phone…

he’s removing his mask as the bed creaks below the two of you; his knees sink into the mattress, his body above yours. even in the dark, even after all these years, you recognize him. it’s character, the young orphan boy you remember seeing in the halls, taken under some underboss’s wing. the two of you used to play together. he had been frail and starved, beaten and scarred. you had been dragged away from him and forbidden to see him ever again when you were caught with him, and ever since that day, you never saw him again. but it’s him, you know it’s him. he has the same kind eyes.

you whisper his name curiously, and he smiles.

“so you do remember me.” and he leans down, his face so close to yours. “surely death couldn’t be better than marrying me, right? after all, everything i’ve done so far was all for you.”

[corpish]

gym bro reporting for duty (insta)

[pk-tf0]

Eye contact

[kelpermoosee]

Top 10 character designs, #1-10: All of them are Captain Olimar

[runawaymac]

blinking my big eyes at you,, might i request a ravage in this trying time 🙏

My gift to u

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

[un-pearable]

i think we underestimate omega’s true role on team dark: THE ENABLER

^ real in game dialogue in shadow generations postgame. i love you omega

[huniipum]

[edgepunk]

Dead Space Remake (dev. Motive Studio)

[wrixie]

ravenwood's latest undertaker has just moved to town 🪱

[emmaziadarcy]

FREDDIE FOX as SER GWAYNE HIGHTOWER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.04

[fagmoans]

really need to be wrestled to the ground and then held down and knotted full of cum by another puppy right now if i'm being honest

[transkratos]

sif...

[sporesgalaxy]

item number one billion abt Mouthwashing thats always made me insane (positive) is Jimmy's half of the short conversation he has with Anya about keeping Curly alive, but particularly this

Just. The fact that the crew all had to talk about it and that they all agreed to keep Curly alive and drugged up. For one reason or another. I was instantly burning with curiousity to know everyone's stated reasons, but the Player never gets to see this conversation. Jimmy stating it like this implies that his reason is different from Anya's...was Jimmy's stated reason for keeping Curly alive just to extend his suffering?? Or was Jimmy implying someone else wanted that???? Or did Jimmy mean something else entirely by this?????????

Also, just adding layers to consider: Anya mentions they still haven't gone back into the cockpit at this point, so it's unclear if Jimmy knew killing Curly faster with the gun wasn't an option. But the fact remains that the only alternative would've been the axe.

[milfzatannaz]

EVERYONE MOVE MY BABY MY LOVE MY QUEEN IS BACK