#himbo and honey

[the-iceni-bitch]

Taste of a Sweeter Life

Kinkmas Day 7: Food Play

Relationship: contractor!Hal Carter x baker!fem reader (himbo and honey, NLLYL AU)

Words: ~900

Summary: Hal is sorry for being so clumsy.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (unprotected vaginal sex, kinda rough sex, wet and messy, implied f receiving oral sex) established relationship, Hal is so cute, and big, SMUT!!! 18+ ONLY!!

A/N: HAL!!! The man is so soft for his girl and in general oh my god.

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The cake looked so beautiful. You couldn’t stop grinning at your work, it hadn’t taken nearly as long as you’d thought it would. All beautiful frosted towers and spun sugar and delicate little iced flowers and ugh, you were a genius. Not even for a special occasion, just a Saturday. It needed to go on your Instagram, you were going to have to be so careful moving it to the dining room so you could get the best light.

So, so careful. Tiptoeing and barely breathing and smiling to yourself when you almost made it through the foyer…

“Honey! The ducks are back!” Hal had the longest day and all he wanted was to see you and give you kisses and go feed the little ducks that came to your pond every year, then sit with you in his lap and play with you a little bit while you watched the sun go down through your big windows. “Where are you?”

“Hal…”

He didn’t like the yelp you let out when he opened the door, worried he’d gotten too excited and smacked you in the face with the reclaimed wood. It was hard not to get excited whenever he thought about seeing you, though, but he needed to remember to go a little slower and take stock of his surroundings.

“Baby? Are you okay?” Hal practically slammed the door closed and sucked in a harsh breath when he saw you standing there. “Oh no.”

“My cake.” The pout on your face was pathetic but absolutely adorable and cut with playfulness, your hands dropping to your sides with the now empty platter while you looked at the mess that was covering our torso. “I worked so hard.”

Hal felt bad, he felt so bad, honestly. He knew how much you loved your special projects. But you were standing there, wearing nothing but one of his old t-shirts, with your cake smeared all over your perfect tits and soaking through the thin fabric so he could see everything.

You looked delicious.

“I’m sorry.” His voice was low and husky while he stared at you, making your gaze snap to his and your head swim when you saw how dark his eyes were for you. “Honey, lemme fix it.”

“Wait, Hal!” You squealed when he scooped you up like it was nothing and hauled you into the dining room, making you drop the platter with a clang while you laughed delightedly as he mouthed at your neck. “Your clothes…”

“Shush, I can wash them.” He dropped you on the table and growled when you stretched and writhed underneath him, ripping his shirt off and undoing his jeans in a rush while he slid his hips between your thighs. “Gonna eat you up while I fuck you, honey.”

“O-okay.” Like you didn’t get wet as soon as he walked through the door, whining when he tore your panties off and thrust inside you without warning while he started dragging his tongue over your messy tits. “Fuck.”

Hal just hummed his agreement while he sucked the cake and frosting off your chest as he drove his hips against yours wildly, gripping your curves and biting you gently while your sweet little cunt clenched and gushed around him. He sucked your nipples greedily through the shirt until he could feel them stiffen and peak for him, nuzzling at your breasts before kissing his way back up to your face.

“That’s… ah shit, is that a new recipe?” Hal groaned when you licked some of the frosting off his face even as you wrapped your legs around his hips, breathing heavily and grabbing the edge of the table so he could grind into you nice and deep. “It tastes so good.”

“It’s, mmm…” you sucked on his bottom lip and moaned when he slammed his cock into that perfect, deep spot, sliding your hands along his cheeks then down his back while he rubbed his nose against yours. “Ginger pear.”

“Delicious.” His tongue slid between your lips, his breath leaving him in soft grunts every time his hips met yours while he felt you getting closer. “God, you’re fucking perfect.”

You didn’t get a chance to agree when he propped his knee on the table and hit you so deep you could feel him in your throat, your mouth dropping open with a loud whine as he dragged his tongue along the frosting on your jaw before sucking on your ear. Hal wound his arms around you and pressed you impossibly close when you came suddenly, growling when your pussy clenched around him so hard he couldn’t even move as you creamed all over him and your body shook. He could never last long when you came on his cock, biting your shoulder gently and giving slow, deep rolls of his hips while his dick throbbed and swelled and filled your tight little cunt to the brim.

“Hal, fuck.” You could hardly breathe even once you came down, panting heavily while he kept kissing and licking your neck and chest as your body sagged underneath his. “There’s cake everywhere, Jesus.”

“Don’t worry about it.” He gave you a soft peck on the lips and grinned crookedly while he stood up over you and leaned on his arms, pulling out slowly and groaning when you just lay there all splayed open for him. “I wonder what you taste like with frosting…”

[fitrahgolden]

[env0]

Yeah, that LBC kick, my malignant fascination with sensation

[shieldmaiden19]

The Bridgerton boys really are all hoes.

Anthony - the ‘so intense it makes him stupid’ hoe

Benedict - the ‘hoe for a good cause’

Colin - the ‘self-absorbed, dumb of ass’ hoe

[frownyalfred]

Oooo love the idea of kryptonian pregnancy cravings… imagine Bruce gets a craving for something that no longer exists on earth and it manifesting in just the most bizarre requests Clark has to fufill at unbelievable hours. Dirt is apparently a semi normal pregnancy craving?

Or it be just agonising if you want to angst it up. Pregnancy cravings are a whole new level of cravings you feel like you HAVE to eat something even if it makes no sense. Could be so frustrating if you are craving something which you don’t even know exists/doesn’t exist so you can’t work out what you’re wanting. Apparently my sister drove her husband insane when she was pregnant because she wanted mini watermelons, hard to find here and out of season at the time, so he would have to drive all over the city for them - only for her to get upset because when they didn’t taste correct (they were not in season). She knew it wasnt logical but brain wants what the brain wants!

Now I'm imagining Bruce craving some obscure Kryptonian delicacy that Lex read about one time in the Fortress memory system and Lex, Clark and Alfred have to spend hours trying to create an earth-equivalent one night since Bruce is so grumpy...also my new beloved OC Alpha Dan would be there to help since he's Lex's new boo and wants to be helpful. Dan holds the tablet for Lex while he's squinting at the Kryptonian recipe, like a good alpha :)

[thiagodasilva]

just finished the Buck Begins episode

[a-lil-perspective]

Hunter: My wife left me because I’m insecure.

Hunter: No wait. She’s back. She just went to get coffee.

Crosshair: Go see a vet. You might be a dog.

[miasbraindump]

🚨ATTENTION JATP FANDOM🚨

If anyone wonders what adult julie and the phantoms would've sounded like, I recommend checking out Honey Revenge. They're a Californian pop-rock band with melodies that fit julie and guitar riffs for luke perfectly.

(atp I'm just projecting cause I miss em)

[honey-milk-depresso]

what i did during my spare time other than study

so- i um- i got into a dead game on the wii-

[anakinsthot]

Next chapter of bee fic is up! I think y’all will like this one. :)

[jrueships]

Pg asking alpey what he thinks about dillon's 'antics' before very quickly making sure everyone and their mama (jaren jackson jr) knows that he, THE paul clifton anthony george, 'disapproves of The dillon's antics'

[the-iceni-bitch]

Now you’ve got me feeling all soft and fuzzy!

Which couple is the softest for each other?

And, do any of them feel incredibly emotional during or after making love?

Oh my god, this is tough, because they’re all madly in love and soft in their own ways.

The couples that strike me as being the most tender though would probably be chopper and siren, himbo and honey, timber and flower, and of course bear and cubby.

I would see those same couples as being really emotionally invested in their lovemaking. Chopper and siren only make love, it’s always slow and deep and intense because he cares for her so much and wants to be sure she’s taken care of. The other couples I mentioned definitely have nights where they just fuck like animals, but they for sure love eye contact and sharing the same breath and sometimes almost crying during sex because they love each other so much. All of my babies are just massive saps, you guys.

[capitalisticveins]

Lowkey going to incorporate the headcanon (more like my headcanon) that Honey and Cutie are friends just because of the fact that Cutie is Guy but with trauma

[juyeoniemyhoney]

i can confirm that mingyu was jumped by y/n after you had your moment with wonwoo….. hair was pulled, bruises were formed, you went a little too far and wonwoo had to pull you off mingyu and calm you down (luckily hes really good at that). meanwhile, mingyu regrets nothing because his two friends are happy and are in love together and he doesnt even care that there are a few strands of his hair still between your clenched fists…….

[marlinspirkhall]

Not wanting top surgery but a secret third thing (those skintight tank tops from sci Fi movies)

[little-honeypie]

John Nolan is so baby girl.

He tries so hard to prove that the criminal he's tending to can or will do good and consistently every time, he eats his words but he still tries so hard especially with teens/young adults. 😭

Bby girl material 💅✨🥰