all i'm saying is that if hannibal had been set in santa barbara he would've gone to jail before the end of s1 and it would've had nothing to do with shawn actually. gus would've smelled that the meat he served wasn't normal and IMMEDIATELY guessed cannibalism. like no hesitation. hannibal would try to distract them by diagnosing shawn with daddy issues but santabarbaratown has already happened so it does nothing
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Okay i ain't sure if it was asked. But, what if, in a scenario where Chempions had to take Reader away from their family at a very young age. What would they do if the child reader calls them per dad, or papa, or pater...ya know what i mean.
Straight up like part of the group already has certain dad vibes from the getgo, so some of them would actually feel honored being called a parental title by their new lil Master.
Though I can't help but imagine for example Red Son feeling so embarrassed about it that he'd try get the Reader to call him by his actual name.
It's like-
"Dad! :D"
"...I- Wh- No, Master- I'm not your dad- I'm Red Son-"
"..."
"..."
"Red Dad! :D"
"*sigh*"
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Knob Sadling or something, Idk I didn't watch the sandman.
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i will never get over people calling other people illiterate or saying that they need to get some media literacy just because they don’t believe in the same theories as you…. like it’s called a theory for a reason…
the whole point of literary theory is that pretty much any interpretation is valid if you have evidence to support it but you still have to remember. you’re making a theory. & people can criticize that theory or throw it out entirely if the evidence isn’t enough for them to logically justify believing in that. so don’t fucking tell people to get media literate because they don’t believe the same theories as you… it’s actually delusional, at some point you’re just writing fan fiction
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Lost in them biblically accurate maroon eyes of yours Dr. Lecter ♡
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it's bongos (ft. megan thee stallion) by the way
and in case u cant read my fucky aah handwriting in the second panel
NV: Motherfucker!! What song is this!! I must perform with it
WA: I will send 2 u LOL
learning how to draw again. slowly
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I wish Walter White’s name was Walter MethManufacturer like how Hannibal Lecter’s name rhymes with cannibal. Then when he finally gets accused of meth manufacturing people can be like you’re just saying that because his name is Walter MethManufacturer. Which is what I assume happened with Hannibal.
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your name crosses my mind
on occasion, and nights alone
when a black satin cat reminds me
of a warmth that felt like home
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Afterburn AU bonding momence 😌✨💕💕✨✨✨
Also known as, Reader is reckless and stupid, and it’s giving Moon a heart attack on a daily basis (but his voice box is busted so he can’t tell them THAT WAS DANGEROUS YOU IDIOT BE CAREFUL WTF WERE YOU THINKING!!!!)
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what if i... made a return... on a different blog... old school crime... british hat... adhd/autism coded...
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WAIT when is That Man’s birthday? i need to be absent from the dash that day and maybe filter his name for safe measure
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