#hoe thots

[krirebr]

It’s the middle of the night, and try as you might, you just can’t get to sleep. Luckily, you have a very beautiful babe innocently snoozing beside you, and you know if you “accidentally” wake him up, he’d be more than happy to help tire you out. So, who’s beside you in bed and soon to ruin your hoe hole?! 😈😘

Listen, some might say I'm in a Ransom rut, but I'd call it a Ransom bounty.

It's just so obviously him. He'd wake up all groggy and irritated, asking you wtf you're doing and why can't you just keep still. And when you apologize and tell him you can't sleep, he gets this scary but oh-so-exciting glint in his eye. "I think I can help," he says, before he pounces on you, flipping you over onto your stomach and covering you with his body. "You'll be fucking exhausted when I'm done with you."

[ramp-it-up]

Just girl who wants Henry Cavill to tie me to the bed and ruin my life lmao

[epoch-smog]

nsfw idea Jin and Lucio fuckery screaming in to the void :

I like to think Lucio likes Jin's back tattoo and he likes to cum on Jin's back.

[wifeyoozi]

Uhem any thoughts abt woozi with a reader with big tiddies🤌🏻

I love my woozihoes woozidans

Big tiddies you with big tiddies jihoonie is like epitome of boobs in a room. My boy literally cannot keep his hands off your boobs. As long as you two are in privacy, he needs to keep being in contact with your tits at all times. Even when he's working in his studio, he'll let you sit on his lap and nap as your tits press against his chest, occasionally slipping his hands inside your shirt and palming you. Everytime he feels stress all he wants to do is smush his face in your cleavage. Looooves when you wear tight tops or low neck tops. Will not have you wear a bra at any time as long as you are at home, or sometimes, even in his studio. Loves buying cute and sexy lingerie for you. Loves even more dressing you up in them. Loves the most when he's taking them off. Literally obsessed with your tits. Spends a lot of foreplay time on them, kneading them, sucking on your nipples, biting and marking the flesh of it. Accidentally found once how good it feels when both of you rub your nipples against each other but literally loves it so much he would do it everytime you are going about it in missionary.

[gojos-thot-patrol]

Uhhhh.....Hi?

God, this feels like such a weird post to make cause I've been gone for like, 3 months. Honestly, I didn't expect to come back to anything, so seeing all your messages and well wishes really warmed my heart. I promise, I plan to reach out to you all individually at some point!

I guess you're all kinda owed an explanation. Well- a lot happened. My job had me working close to 60 hours a week! Between that and college, I kinda never had any time ever.

So I did the rational thing! I lost my mind and in a manic episode I quit my job and dropped out! Then spent a solid week playing baldurs gate 3 non-stop.

But fear not dear reader! Things have gotten better for you your beloved(?) Narrator. I got a chill job working at a theater, I got my meds adjusted, and started reading again lmao.

I have some fics in the drafts I plan on posting soon, so please be patient! I know that's a lot to ask (i did vanish for like 2 months) but it takes time to get the creative juices flowing after capitalism makes you it's bitch lmao.

Seriously. Thank you all for your kind words and support. I'm gonna try and be more active. I missed y'all 💙

[thedarkcoven]

MIGUEL O'HARA THOT 2

MINORS GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Sorry not sorry! Based on some of the lyrics of a classic slutty song lol. Smut. A tease? You want more? Just lemme know if you want me to continue! Miguel is a family friend. Reader in 20s Miguel 30s/40s. Reader is 5'something and Miguel is 6'9" (apparently) , Modern day and Miguel is still SpiderMan -also inspired by Closer by NIN, cover by Asking Alexandria. If you dont like screamo/heavy metal dont click the link because there is some in the song [not gonna be the last time I use this song for writing *looks at A Trip Through the Multiverse*]

You were staying at your parents' place for a while until you were able to get back on your feet after university. Even though you told them no over and over and that it was okay because you didn't want to feel like a burden they insisted and helped you move things into your old room of your family home.

A scoff left your mouth as your parents told you that they would be throwing a barbeque and everyone they knew was invited. Yay. You hated large crowds especially ones that asked way too many questions about your personal life.

Once you slowly made your way downstairs to the commotion you noticed someone towering over the crowd. He was tall, tan, black messy curls, and he looked like a fucking absolute giant. When he turned his head slightly to say something to your mother your jaw dropped. "Miguel?!" Miguel turned and a smile spread on his face as his red eyes landed on yours. "Y/N! Hey! It's been so long! I haven't seen you since well... God you were so small! How have you been?" He asked picking you up as if you were nothing, his strong arms wrapping around you. His musky scent filled your nostrils and made your mind go crazy as you swore you could feel something hard pressing against you when he squeezed you close and then he whispered into your ear, making you shiver. "Can I speak with you... alone? Give me about twenty minutes. Go to your room and wait." You couldnt speak when he put you down. All you could do was stand there.

When you turned to go to your room your parents had asked if you were feeling okay and your response was yes just wanted to wait until everyone gathered outside due to your anxiety. The sound of your door clicking closed behind you made you turn from your window, your body shaking slightly as you sat on your plush. "My how much you've changed." When he spoke you could swear you saw sharp canines, his red eyes darkening as he came closer, towering over you as he stood in front of you. His erection straining against his pants right in front of your face, twitching as he smirked down at you. You swallowed, a whine escaping your pathetic little mouth as he leaned forward, his face inches from yours. A growl vibrated in his chest as he stared at you with hooded eyes, a large hand coming up he gripped a fist full of your hair, pulling your head back slowly. He was pressing you against him slightly a sadistic smirk on his face as his tongue ran along one of his sharp fangs. "God I'm going to have so much fun breaking you. Want me to break you?" He chuckled, already knowing the answer. "Yes." You breathed out. "Oh I know. I can smell just how fucking turned on you are for me. The sight of my cock twitching in my pants driving you fuckin wild, huh?" He stood straight, his fist still holding your hair as he brought your face against the course material of his jeans, rutting his erection against the soft plush of your cheek, precum soaking through slightly as he threw his head back with a groan. "Miggy." You whined, your throat becoming throat yet you salivated at the thought of his thick veiny cock buried deep down your throat. "Mmmm. Thats it baby. I love it when you say my name with that pathetic little whimper. So fucking desprate for me. Now beg." I LOVE YOU GUYS!! SORRY I HAD TO TEASE!!! @charmed-asylum @melodygatesauthor @moonknightly @pimosworld @abbessolute

[sukalaap]

Why do each time I type in "Bambi" on socials, all I get are mostly thots? All I want are cute baby deer pics smh

[catsnkooks]

sunday sinday 👀?

i've still got some asks in the bank and also i've been in a thotty mood so i thought i'd call all the hoes for sunday sinday again

tagging some muwutuals under the cut

@firstofficerwiggles @mysticalgalaxysalad @tailorvizsla @flightlessangelwings @harghoes @maybege @sprout-fics @lilhawkeye3 @random0lover @pinkiemme

[krirebr]

Woke up too early this morning and was filled with What You Can Do For Your Country thots. What your closet room looks like now, a few months(??) in. One wall full of things Steve has collected to use on you - floggers, paddles, rope - hanging from hooks. In the corner, a beautiful, plush dog bed that you sleep on. You earned it by being such a good, obedient fuck-toy. You slathered his feet in kisses, you were so grateful. Next to it, there's a small pile of old magazines and books that he made you beg for. You've read through each of them a dozen times already, but at least you're not as bored when he's gone for days on a mission.

Anyway, good morning and happy Friday! 🤣😘

[dancingisdangerouss]

Image being Steven’s girlfriend and harrow kidnaps you to try and draw out moon knight but then he gets attached to you in a very unhealthy way. He’s never letting you go no matter what 👀

Okay okay okay but this is literally an idea I’ve had 😂

You’ve suspected Steven liked you for a while now, but couldn’t be certain—he was awkward and cute with everyone, after all. Once you started dating, it took some time to adjust to his alters and the whole situation there, but honestly, you’re just happy with him.

You’re familiar with Moon Knight, but Steven is adamant that you never accompany him and put yourself at risk. So you’re forced to grudgingly stay at home “safe” while he goes out to do hero-shit or whatever.

Little do you know, Harrow’s cult peeps have been stalking Steven, and they find out about you. Harrow has been trying to figure out how to lure Moon Knight into a trap because (insert some logical reason here). Trouble is, he can’t figure out what bait to use

Until he finds you.

His followers kidnap you one night, and he has them get in touch with Steven to let him know that he has you. He’s enraged of course but conflicted—Khonshu tells him to not be an idiot and put everyone in danger by marching right into Harrow’s trap, so he’s just stressed and worried while trying to figure out what to do.

Meanwhile you’re allowed to walk around so long as his followers accompany you to make sure you don’t run off. But you’re proving to be quite a bit of trouble—pointing suddenly at something and crying out, “Holy hell! What’s that?” and when your “chaperones” turn to look you go sprinting off.

He also finds you one day in your room trying to pry up the floorboards and escape through the floor, and every time his followers manage to catch you, you give them absolute hell. Multiple cult members have complained to Harrow that you bit them.

So he starts keeping an eye on you himself, making you accompany him to things. He’ll try to get under your skin, taunting you about how Steven must not really love you since he hasn’t shown up yet, but you just shrug like “well good, he’s not a fucking moron. A lot more people will get hurt if he comes for me.”

Basically every time he tries to upset you or manipulate you, you’re like 🤷‍♀️ “whatever dude.” You’re just focused on making more plans to escape so that Steven doesn’t have to make a hard choice because of you. You do sometimes feel like a bit of a burden in that sense…unable to help fight alongside him, causing him trouble by getting kidnapped…

Harrow finds an odd interest in you, unsure of why he’s grown fond of you. You’re stubborn and annoying and taunt him all day long, but you’re also legitimately caring, not wanting anyone hurt because of you, preferring to die rather than let anyone else suffer. You’re strange…but he thinks he likes it.

From there, those thoughts only worsen and fester, and he realizes he’s thinking about you at all hours of the day and night, and can’t stop having these fantasies about you. It’s borderline obsession at this point.

So by the time Steven does show up (after figuring out a way to sabotage Harrow’s plan), he’s unwilling to let you go. What makes Steven so wonderful? He could have killed you while Steven hesitated and came up with a plan. He doesn’t deserve you. No one else does.

When Steven comes for you, he’s devastated to find you nowhere in sight, hidden away like a buried treasure, like another artifact in the desert.

Harrow has you now, and he’ll make sure to treat you so much better than Steven ever possibly could. It doesn’t matter that you’re rebuffing him and refusing his affections—you’ll come around eventually…

After all, we all know he never stops until he gets what he wants.

[oleredacted]

Oops I just fucked my ex barber and immediately after sucked off a straight bodybuilder who just came from a gig at my old bar. And to think the night was getting boring….

[tom-whore-dleston]

Fuck sleep I guess..anyways here’s a 3am hoe thot xD

Imagine being in a LDR with Joaquin and having high sex drives. To accommodate that, you buy him a small pocket pussy that he can easily take with him (and hide from Sam and Bucky) while away on missions. Of course, he buys you a bunny vibrator bc he loves seeing your intense orgasms from it. He FaceTimes you while you’re in the middle of playing with the vibrator and he gets all flustered watching your pussy throb and hearing you moan. So Joaquin starts stroking himself until he says ‘fuck it’ and whips out the pocket stroker. You both watch each other try and get off on your toys, eyebrows twisting and mouths open wide enough for breathy whimpers to quickly escape. After cumming simultaneously, you toss your toys to the side, rolling over on your sides to face the cameras of you phones as if you were lying in bed with one another

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

MXTX when she made WWX: the hoes gon' loooove this

[krirebr]

Tell me why it's 4:22 am and I'm awake and thinking about dark!Andy, impatient with the idea of having to date again, just cutting to the chase and buying a wife.

[starsscarmyceiling]

okay but putting cal in a bomber jacket and covering up those forearms? travesty, actually.

[dancingisdangerouss]

Non Compos Mentis

You’re working as a psychologist at a psychiatric inpatient institution in Denver, CO. After the horrific events in The Black Phone, the serial killer dubbed “The Galesburg Grabber” survives an attack from his final victim, and is deemed by the courts to be criminally insane—and not only court-ordered to be treated at your hospital, but also assigned to you as a patient.

You are now tasked with counseling and ultimately rehabilitating a sadistic child murderer. What could possibly go wrong?

…

I finally got the first chapter published! So this is the other fic I’ve been talking about for forever.

It’s essentially a twisted, psychological romance-not-romance that centers around transference and obsession, wherein an inpatient psychologist’s serial killer patient falls in misguided, one-sided love with her (which is, fascinatingly enough, not the least bit uncommon with therapists) and will do anything to make her his.

Fun stuff!

Link to the story is here: X