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idyat · 2 years
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Madness combat requests idfk
Requests: Open
Since I'm currently STARVING for madcom x reader content (*cough*Deimos*cough*) I have decided to take matters into my own hands
Masterlist
I'll do drawings, headcanons, oneshots, alphabets and multiple parts stories but don't expect these to be good OR quickly done since this is my first time and I am the queen of procrastination
What I will do
•Fluff
•Platonic
•Crack/shitpost
•Heavy angst
•Gore, blood
•Suggestive
•Gendered readers IF their gender is relevant to the story
What I won't do
•P*dophilia, inc*st, toxic/abusive relationships, r*pe, etc
•Transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, etc
•Explicit smut
What I'll TRY to do
•AU's
•Polyamory
•Mental or physical conditions
Characters I won't write for (everyone else is probably valid)
•ROMP.FLA
•OC's
Arena Mode Characters I'll write/draw for:
Since I just started watching arena mode gameplay, the list of characters I will write or draw for it will grow over time as I discover them (once the list's dissapeared, it means every arena character is available)
Chopper Dave (please request for him)
Quartermaster Bert
Skinner M.D
Bossman
Chef Pava
Player (however they would be quite hard to write for so if you can give as many precisions as possible in the request that would be lovely)
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arisunakayama · 2 years
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MADNESS COMBAT X READER MASTERLIST
All readers except in “Pandora’s Box” will be gender neutral until specified.
What I will do:
Gore
Smut
ReaderXCanonXCanon
Angst
Platonic/Familial underage (AND ONLY PLATONIC/FAMILIAL)
What I will NOT do
Underage
Any weird or gross fetish
CanonXCanon (Sorry, this is a reader masterlist for a reason. Maybe some other time.)
List may continue as time goes on
Hank J Wimbleton
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Hank with an S/O who’s a Physiatrist
Yandere!Hank X Reader X Tsun!2BDamned
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
2BDamned
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Yandere!Hank X Reader X Tsun!2BDamned
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Deimos
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Deimos w/ VampireGang!S/O
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Sanford
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Sanford with a Younger Brother
Phobos
I Don’t Believe In Gods
Infuriating
Dating Phobos Headcanons
Auditor
What dating The Auditor would be like
Tricky/Dr. Hoffnar
Dr. Hoffnar with his S/O Headcannon
Please Believe Me!
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Tricky X Mime!Reader
Jebediah Christoff/Jebus
Coming soon
Pandora’s Box
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
I Don’t Believe In Gods
Main Four with a Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
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5urreal5weetz · 2 years
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good afternoon writer ^^
I hope you are well, and my request is from Hoffnar Madness Combat.there is a lot of tricky but almost nothing of Hofnarr. take the liberty of choosing the writing just make it from my boy like a hot yandere
A/N: G'mornin', I'm quite good-I love the nerdy science man. Not sure if ya wanted him to be a yandere or not. Probably read that wrong, but hey oh well. I got ideas for either.
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Yandere Dr.Hoffnar
Aren't you a luck one, you got yourself the sweetest guy.
Honestly, he is.
Definition of a shy guy.
He's the type who would fall for you over the slightest thing. Like helping him back up to his feet, if he fell.
Despite the stuttering and nervousness, he will talk with you quite often. He wants yo know everything there is to know about you. There's no harm in that, right?
Unlike his clown counterpart, he won't kill anyone. Even if they are an obstacle. He will use emotionally manipulate you and anyone around you.
His sweet, shy, and nerdy nature can turn into something to not mess with. He'll use it to his advantage.
You turned him down when he asked to get coffee together? He will give you the most heartbreaking expression, he looks likea kicked puppy. How cruel are you to say no?
He will and has tried to court you with gifts and compliments. However his attempts don't always land, but its cute and you said you admire his effort.
He wears his heart on his sleeve. If you're slow or don't see that, than your as blind as a bat. Everyone knows he has a thing for you, and its cute.
They don't know how bad Hoffnar has it or what he'll do to just have you look at him.
With killing, he won't do. But that doesn't mean blackmail or threatening is off the tablet.
He can and will use both methods.
He just wants you to know how much he loves you, and hopes you can soon start showing it back.
Afterall, you started to return his physical affections towards you.
So its a start.
You're only fueling his delusional obsession with you. But hey, its harmless.
Besides, he's such a sweet guy. So why not give him a chance.
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saltymongoose · 1 year
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Could you write some general yandere Hoffnar x reader headcanons? I love your writing - ASB Anon
Hey there ASB! I figured it’s waaay past due to have a yandere set for Hofnarr, especially with how ancient this request is lol. I hope these are to your liking. <3 :)
General Yandere Dr. Hofnarr Headcanons
(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior, Implied Violence)
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Hofnarr remembers the day you met very well, even if it wasn't particularly notable for you. You’re one of many scientists within the Nexus Core, though you were known for being a rare "jack of all trades" in what you studied. Dissonance, S-3LFs, Zeds, everything that the Nexus could possibly be working with, you had an interest in. Naturally, you were routinely assigned to help out other departments because of this, which led you right to him.
Hofnarr wasn’t one to believe in love at first sight, but that foolish misconception fell away the very moment you locked eyes with him, and he was struck by the heat of your gaze and the sheer beauty you possessed. You're just so pretty; everything from the way your lips curved up in a grin as you greeted him to the ethereal sound of your voice just struck him in a way that was incomparable to anything else. For a moment he thought that he'd inhaled a chemical fume or something; the pronounced reaction from him was such a wonderment that he knew he'd have to find out everything more about you, if only to satiate this sudden, all-encompassing interest in you.
(He didn't even realize how odd this sudden craving for information about you was; all he knew was that it suddenly became vital to him to know you better than anything he'd ever studied. He wanted to be more in tune with your thoughts, needs and wants than you yourself were. Luckily he's more than patient to take on this task of having you as his greatest research subject yet. With how much he stares now, it's already the case.)
It's just that Hoffnar had never felt like that when meeting anyone before; the rush of warm emotion that overwhelmed him and the sudden feeling of self-consciousness that made his face burn and his neck itch was something completely new to him. His heart never skipped a beat or three upon simply getting someone's name, and nor did he ever catch himself grinning stupidly whenever his own rolled off someone else's tongue. You really were something special, he could tell.
He prayed his palm wasn’t too clammy when you shook his hand, and he could feel his face burning with every glance you took at him. (Later he realized that it was because of your sheer perfection, of course, along with his new-found love. He was but a fool then, unable to recognize how he truly felt about you. He's so much wiser now.)
While you probably reflected on your meeting with the head of the Divergence project as a positive move for your career, and perhaps the start of a good working relationship with one of the nicer higher-ups, Hofnarr knew that it meant something more. You had no idea that the man himself was already planning for you to get far closer than what regulations would allow. Not like he cared about them now when there was so much at stake.
And so was the catalyst of Hofnarr's rather intense infatuation with you. (Though knowing what he'd do as it progressed, this is an understatement.)
Hofnarr shows his sudden obsession with affection for you in a myriad of ways, though most of them aren't that on the nose. To you, anyway. For one, you'll never find yourself wanting for anything you could ever need - both work related and otherwise.
Your station is always filled with the specific supplies you need, and even if you're positive you clocked out without restocking or ordering anything, it's all there when you return the next day. The same can be said for the random cups of coffee that appear on your desk when you least expect them, all perfectly made to your taste, accompanied by your favorite snack when you skip lunch. Sometimes you even find flowers, though the reason why one of your coworkers thought to leave them escapes you. The Nexus Core wasn't one for friendly gestures.
It doesn't matter that you don't know who's responsible for it or that you can't recall actually telling anyone what your preferred snacks and flowers were; the pleased look of surprise from you when you see them is enough thanks for Hofnarr (who gazes longingly at you from across the room all the time - to see your reaction, of course). Although, he will admit that he silently delights in overhearing you laugh with your coworkers about some "magical fairy godmother" or something that keeps helping you out.
(You really just thought you were being forgetful until you drew a few marks on your current bottles of chemicals and confirmed that they were replaced the next day. You didn't know who did it, but you guessed you should grateful since it made your job a lot easier. You even brought it up to your boss when he made a round and asked how you were (something he does pretty often compared to your previous supervisors, now that you think about it). Though, Dr. Hofnarr seemed weirdly pleased when you mentioned your thoughtful helper's gifts. Perhaps he's just happy that his assistants were getting along. It's the Nexus, so that makes sense.)
However, the thought of it being a gesture of simple goodwill was disproved when you found a letter addressed to you. And then another a week later. And another the day after that.
You assumed the first had been a report or something else that you'd have to sign off on, maybe some data that needed reviewing. But when you opened it, instead of numbers or anything related to divergence, you were met with compliments. The small words of affection spoke of just how wonderful the writer thought you were, and how much you've brightened up their life by simply being. All were laced with mentions of your impressive intellect and nods to how admirable you were. It was genuinely kind praise that made your face heat when you read it and was clear the writer had put a lot of thought and effort into it too; the handwriting was elegant, albeit unrecognizable to you (purposely, but you couldn't know that), and the prose almost beautiful as the writer spoke of just of how...perfect of a person they knew you were.
(You didn't know what to make of it, and your disbelief only grew with each note. As did your suspicion when they started mentioning things about you that seemed very...well, unfounded. Love letters were one thing, but outright fantasies of a future marriage were another. You decided to keep the matter to yourself, as it was more than possible that your boss wouldn't be too happy about employees fraternizing on the job like this. Besides, it was unprofessional.)
Dr. Hofnarr much prefers to keep what you have private (hence the letters and secret gifts), not only because he's still trying to figure out how to best reveal his true feelings for you in person, but also because he knows the sort of blow-back relationships like yours can have. The Nexus Core might be filled with scientists, but he's well aware that no one else would be able to understand this connection you have with each other, as budding as it may be.
Hofnarr fears for your safety more than the other possible consequences of your love, and the last thing he'd want is for everyone to think that you're attempting to climb the ladder by manipulating him or something to that effect. Keep in mind, while the man has no qualms with taking care of any issues that pop up, he'd much rather keep you out of harm's way entirely. You're the first person he's ever felt so strongly for - his first love, in a way - and he'd do anything to protect you. No matter how bloody it might end up.
However, despite all of his best attempts, the way his behavior changes around you is anything but secret. You didn't notice his odd mannerisms (and rather obsessive actions) because you hadn't been there for very long, but his other scientists certainly did.
Obviously, someone had to be the one to fulfill all those orders he puts in for you, and while it did make them slightly suspicious that he's doing this for you only, they could excuse it with something about how he just wanted you to feel welcome. What they couldn't wipe away was everything else he did around you, and knowing the breadth of Hofnarr's thing for you, it was a lot.
Aside from the obvious lovesick gazes, or him just happening to be in your immediate area, his own physical behaviors change when you're simply in his range of view as well.
Now Hofnarr isn't exactly the most agile grunt by any means, but his clumsiness really reaches a new level whenever you’re around. It seems like every time you’re within a few meters of him he can’t keep his grip on anything, dropping and fumbling with his pens (and important tech, to the others' absolute horror) whenever he suddenly sees you. Even worse is his full-on stumbling and falling, usually because he was too busy staring at you to look where he was going.
(He goes red when you crouch down to help him pick up his things, even apologizing for startling him when there’s no need for you to. It was he who was distracted by your beauty, and you certainly couldn't help that. But even so, you’re so sweet and considerate to him that he can't take it. Even if you thought of it as pure courtesy alone, Hofnarr makes a mental note of every time you help him. It shows you care, and that means more to him than anything. Perhaps it's a sign that you're growing to like him too? He hopes so.)
The other scientists know that this happens because of you - it was obvious - but it's not like they could do anything about it. They wouldn’t dare interfere, not after the stony-eyed look Dr. Hofnarr gave them at the mere suggestion that you be placed in another department away from him.
(Especially when the unfortunate assistant who mentioned it ended up with some rather gruesome chemical burns because of an accident, which then resulted in them being let go from the project. While Hofnarr openly mourned the disappearance of a promising scientist, the others took note to be a bit more tight-lipped around him. Lest their own projects blow up in their faces for some unknown reason one day.)
Naturally, if Hofnarr’s underlings know anything about his feelings for you, then his closest colleague does as well, that being one Dr. Christoff. In fact, it would be impossible for him not to know, since he’s the one Hofnarr speaks to the most about you. Hofnarr isn’t aware of how much time he spends openly gushing over you, but it makes up a bulk of their conversations at this point.
The scientist is always extremely proud of your achievements, and will happily list off and explain every little detail you report to him about your own findings when exploring the topic of divergence. Even if they’re things he already guessed or may have considered before, it’s like you breathe new life into the topics, and having you there makes him even more excited to explore them. It shows in how animated he gets over it; he seems to light up whenever he has something new to sing praises over. (Which is absolutely anything you do that day, unfortunately for Jeb.)
However, while Hofnarr’s off in his own world fawning over you and your work while explaining how you’ve made his life so much better, Christoff finds himself growing concerned. Jebus is aware that you’re a competent scientist, you wouldn’t be here working for Hofnarr if you weren’t, but the grunt made it seem like you could move mountains and turn dirt to gold if only you wanted to. It’s a bit naive of Hofnarr, but Jeb supposes that’s just how it is when you’re infatuated with someone (not like he would know).
What’s more worrying to him is just how far this crush on you actually goes, because the details Hofnarr gives are extensive. Very extensive. It may have started with just work things, but every so often he throws in a few extra lines about how pretty you are and how your eyes light up when he gives you things without your knowledge. This quickly progresses to him discussing details about your past that he finds interesting; who your classmates were when you attended college and what they’re doing now, and details about your family and friends. They were topics Christoff was sure he shouldn’t know about at all, not as a boss and not even as someone with a more romantic interest in someone.
However, at Hofnarr's oddly defensive behavior when he tries to subtly confront him on why the hell he knows so much about you, he just decides to drop it. Christoff isn’t usually one to back down from confrontation, but the strangely unsettling gaze Hofnarr pinned on him during that conversation made him feel uncomfortable enough to do it, for his own sake. (Though he does make a note to inquire as to how you're doing if he the time.)
In reference to the actual work his division does, Hofnarr always looks to you when delivering a new objective for everyone to aim towards, eager to see your reaction and if you’re as excited as he hoped you’d be. Furthermore, he always goes to you first to mention any success that he’s had with his divergence project, even before Christoff. He wanted, no, needed your approval; for you to like the work that he was putting in made all of the stress and sleepless nights worth it.
(In reality, you found it rather confusing that your new boss had decided to tell you about your branch’s successes personally. However, scientists always seemed to be a bit quirky, and who knows, maybe he just wanted the thoughts of someone new. Fresh perspectives were valuable sometimes, so you can understand.)
Hoffnar's work for the Nexus Core began with the intention of scientific discovery and making things better for Nevada's denizens, but now he finds that his main motivation is to make the world better for you. Meanwhile, you have no idea that your polite head scientist was an absolute lovesick fool for you, even as he blushed and stuttered when you merely locked eyes and said a few words to greet him, and almost shook when you got to close.
However, he was content with this arrangement, for now. He has all the time in the world now that he has you so close, and while it might be a pain to come up with reasons to keep you there with him when you might try to apply for work with Dr. Crackpot’s Plan Zed or Dr. Christoff’s Sleepwalker Program, he's smart enough to find some. All that matters is that you're by his side so he can study you and your mannerisms and plan the perfect confession that you deserve.
Just so long as everyone knows to stay out of his way as this relationship between you progresses, everything will go smoothly. (And he doesn't quite like what he thinks he'd do if they ever did. He's usually not a violent man, but he can be.)
You'll both be together soon enough, and with how often Hofnarr stalks observes you, he knows how to truly make you happy. And you will be. You'll see.
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yippie-ki-yay · 2 years
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KINKTOBER 2022 MASTERLIST
Hey everyone! I've already posted this on my AO3 but considering the new community tags I think it'll be safe to put here as well!
As the title says, I've decided to give Kinktober a shot this year! Even though I'm over a week late I plan on finishing this even after the month is up! These'll probably also come out in chunks as I finish them.
Below are the prompts for the first chunk! This'll be edited as I add more and finish the fics, so there's a lot more to come
Also, this should go without saying, but MINORS DO NOT INTERACT W/ THIS POST!
WEEK ONE
One ; Breathe
Sanford x Reader ; Breathplay
Two ; Cut
Hank x Reader ; Knifeplay, Hemophilia
Three ; Edge
2BDamned x Reader ; Edging/Orgasm Denial
Four ; Marked
Deimos x Reader ; Biting
Five ; Alpha
Skinner x Reader ; Overstimulation
Six ; Melt
Sheriff x Reader ; Sensation play (Candles, Ice Cubes) 
Seven ; Toyed
Hoffnar x Reader ; Semi-public sex, toys
WEEK TWO
TBA!
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ap0theos1s · 2 years
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do you write for hofnarr? if you do can you write some headcanons of him w/ an easily flustered reader (using he/him pronouns for reader if possible) ? Its fine if you don’t wanna do this lol
YES I DO WRITE FOR HOFFNAR
He is so soft……
I imagine you work alongside them, doing science stuff n all that
Hoffnar is just super nice in general (probably the last kind person in Nevada), so he’s showering you in compliments of you and your work.
The first time he compliments you on the research you’ve conducted,they swing a arm around you, a cheerful grin on his face. “(Y/N), you’ve done such a great job! I knew we couldn’t have done it without you~”
When he lets go of you, and you’re still standing in the same place without a response,he’s worried.
He removes himself from your side to actually get a good view of your face, and is greeted with the sight of your flustered expression
You manage to mutter a thank you to him, unable to keep his eye contact.
As he takes in the sight, they can’t help but break into a smile. He just thinks you’re so cute!
From this point on, he’s hanging around you even more, he thinks you’re just a ray of sunlight in the hell that’s Nevada
How does it feel having one of Nevada’s best doctors squealing over you???
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sad-boy-hank · 3 years
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hofnarr x reader incorrect quotes? - your local hofnarr simp
anicbreybi YEAHS
hofnarr x reader incorrect quotes
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Reader: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Hoffnar: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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Hoffnar: Relationships should be 50/50. Reader cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Hoffnar: I wasn’t that drunk. Reader: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Hoffnar: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Hoffnar: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Reader. Reader: I hate myself. Hoffnar: Alright, square up.
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Hoffnar: So you like cats? Reader: Yeah. Hoffnar: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Reader: I have a new hoodie. Hoffnar: Wrong. Hoffnar: We have a new hoodie.
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Reader: I think I need a hug... Hoffnar: Good thing I'm hug-shaped! *45 minutes later* Reader: You... you can let go now. Hoffnar: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Hoffnar, trying to comfort Reader: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Reader: I owe you one. Hoffnar: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Hoffnar: Wow, Reader, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Reader: We literally slept together yesterday. Hoffnar: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Reader: That was so hot, Hoffnar. Hoffnar: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Reader: I'm so in love with you.
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Reader: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. Hoffnar: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. Reader: Th-that's not how that works-
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distressedwalnut · 3 years
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Hi sorry do you think you can do some hoffnar or jebidiah x reader stuff? Nothing to special maybe some kiss kiss here and there, maybe some snuggles. its fine if you cant or if you have to many requests as is 😊
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Why not both I love both these men so of course I'll draw them lmao!
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outhereinnevada · 3 years
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Bro can i get uhhhhhhhh fricking angst with hoffnar as hes becoming tricky and y/n trying to help him? You can decide what happens when he becomes tricky
Oh boy, time for the angsty tears to come rollin' down. TO VALHALLA!
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Disaster in the Making - Hoffnar/Tricky x Reader
"Hoffnar, are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Don't worry my dear, I'm sure this will work...I'm sure of it."
Dr. Hoffnar was testing new theories and practices to make his masterpiece, the Improbability Drive. You were his assistant and had grown particularly fond of him of the past few years working with him.
"I just don't think we should be messing with reality and playing god like this. This is could lead to disaster."
"You worry too much s/o! With the right calculations, this device will be completely safe to use."
Your worried expression lightened a little, Hoffnar took your hand into his as a sign of reassurance. You sighed.
"If you're sure dear, then I'll trust you. You've proven to me and Christoff time and time again that your genius always pulls through in the end."
If only that were true to this case.
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"HOFFNAR!"
The facility was in shambles, the walls and ceiling were collapsing. A recent experiment with the Improbability Drive had gone horribly wrong.
You had volunteered to test it out for them. They had managed to find a way to get into The Other Place without dying. With a safety harness strapped around you, you started exploring The Other Place when suddenly the lab was raided by Nexus Agents, a stray bullet hit the pulley wire that was meant to bring you back and it left you stranded in The Other Place.
"S/O!"
He tried to do everything he could to reel you back in, but it was too late. You were gone, as the power shutdown to put the facility in lockdown, the entrance to The Other Place closed.
Once the Nexus Agents were dealt with, Hoffnar dropped to his knees in disbelief. The love of his life was gone, never to return. Christoff attempt to comfort him, but nothing could ever replace you.
Meanwhile in The Other Place, you had eventually landed in the side of Hell, you tried looking for a way out, but it was fruitless. You had spent many years in Hell at this point though it only felt like a few months.
Surviving off mere scraps, you wandered for ages before coming upon a bright red, glowing wall. It was lightly cracked, you slammed your fist against it with a satisfactory result. Continuing to break the wall, you made a sizable hole that you could fit through.
"Finally, I'm able to get out of this place."
The injuries you sustained wandering through Hell started to ache a bit as you went through the hole in the wall.
Getting through to the other side, you faceplanted onto a cold lab floor, the clatter of your bag full of weapons and food caught the attention of a certain someone still inside the facility.
"Hello? Who's there?"
Quick footsteps were heard coming down the halls before the rusted metal door opened to reveal a very dishevelled Hoffnar in...a clown costume?
"s/o? Is that...really you?"
His voice was incredibly unsteady, going from high-pitched to the normal voice you knew.
"Hoffnar..."
You got up quickly and embraced him, you'd waited so long to see him again. His arms hesitantly but surely wrapped around you as well.
"I-I can't believe it, you're...alive. After all these years s/o."
"Years? How long have I been gone for?"
He looked you in the eyes before sighing.
"Too long my dear...too long...Me and Christoff thought you weren't ever gonna come back."
The tears threatened to fall from his eyes, you gently brushed them away with your hand.
"Oh Hoffnar, every waking moment I was in there, I thought of you. I'm not leaving you again."
You took his hand into yours as a sign of reassurance, just like he did years ago. He led you out of the lab and to his home, a small but functioning house.
When you were walking to the house with him, you couldn't help but notice the occasional shaking from him.
"Hoffnar, are you alright dear? You're shaking a little."
He flinched, he really didn't want to tell you, but alas, he gave in.
"The Improbability Drive. I-I put a portable version of it that I made into me. I thought I had died, but it brought me back."
You clutched Hoffnar's hand tighter and brought him closer to you.
"It's fine, as long as you're here, I don't care. Just know that I'm here to help you Hoffnar."
His heart fluttered knowing you were there to support him, but at the same time he could feel his mind slowly slipping away.
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The time you had spent with Hoffnar, you had noticed overtime that he would crack a lot more jokes around you and just generally be really playful at times.
He started to get really into the clown getup, hell, he even started make his own little performances with the stagename "Tricky" around Nevada. You came along to a few of those, you enjoyed them. If he was happy, so were you.
He eventually dropped his old name and stuck with Tricky and decided to go with his trademark clown voice, though you would still call him Hoffnar if things were serious.
He started to become a little distant when he was called in by the Sheriff to try and take of the problem with a certain individual. Hank J. Wimbleton. The massive killing spree Hank was on caught the attention of the Sheriff who called upon certain people to try and take Hank down, Tricky was one of them.
"Don't worry s/o! I'll return, no problem!"
You smiled at his cheerful expression and waved farewell to the clown.
"Come home safe Tricky! I'll be eagerly awaiting your return!"
It had been a couple of days now and Tricky still hadn't come home, your anxiety ate at you. Did he kill Hank like he was tasked to? Did he die? You couldn't handle the thought of your significant other perishing, but he had the Improbability Drive, surely he would be fine.
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You noticed that the sky got incredibly dark after a couple days, no sun, just a glaring red horizon.
You sat wrapped in a blanket on the couch when you heard the door open, you quickly turned to see who it was. Your heart dropped, it was Tricky, but his skin was a rotten green colour, he wore a mask over his face, a bloody stop sign rested in his hand, if you looked close enough, you could see his exposed jaw.
"Tricky? Wh-What happened to you?"
He looked to floor in disgust and shame.
"Clown couldn't beat Hank, ended up becoming a zombie, but Clown is eager for another fight!"
His entire body was shaking and he spoke in third person all of a sudden, you figured this had something to do with the Improbability Drive.
"Tricky, for now, Let's just rest. I missed you and I don't want to lose you again..."
The undead clown sat down with you and tried to keep himself as still as possible. He held you gently, nuzzling into you.
"Clown will not let you be alone again...That is a promise."
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I choked up a few times while writing this. Hope this satisfies your angst desire anon!
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vinnival · 3 years
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everyone move over I am the true crown ruler of last minute submissions
for @jalapenjowrites' art contest <3
Based off of:
this fic hasn't left me alone since I first read it and I had to draw out several concepts or smth like that,, idk take this as you will (ft my madcom s/I dazz <3)
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arisunakayama · 2 years
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Something that’s a bit dark but a scenario where reader is a normal grunt in Nexus and has a crush one Hofnarr? Like each time they get a chance to see him, they would talk. But the reader notices something is off because Hofnarr is worried and they just tell them that something is gonna happen the next the day. Something BIG.
Could end with reader trusting him or just be confused and not understanding. Idk. 🤷
Please Believe Me!
Dr. Hofnarr X Reader
It always rained in the Nexus city. Cars bustling through the pothole filled streets while people struggled to get by and survive. Though you supposed it could be worse. If anything, living in the city is probably a better option than living in the wasteland fighting for your life to not become bandit food. You did try to find things in life that made it better. One of them being Hofnarr who you would run into from time to time whenever you two were on your way to work.
Hofnarr was actually one of the few things in your life that made it better, especially with living in this godforsaken city. Let alone this state. The two of you used to be neighbors before you two became good friends. Still are too till this day. You loved talking to him, seeing how passionate he would get with talking about his hobbies and things about his job. Though he wouldn’t get too specific at what he did at his job. You respected it, not many people were trustworthy to begin with around these parts. You were just happy you were able to just talk with him. Though from the coat you saw him wearing, you could tell he worked as a scientist.
There were times he would brighten your day by making you laugh. A genuine one too. Something that you haven’t felt before the fall of Nevada. It made your heart swell and your cheeks redden. Others would be him making sure you would get home safely before he went home himself.
The days go on and your chest tightens in excitement. The times you two would stop by a small café together to grab coffee or tea together. How you two would not realize that one of you had already made it to your home or work. It felt like your heart was on fire. Talking to Hofnarr was like a drug to you. No matter what, you wanted him to stay. To keep talking to you. But you knew better than to keep him from whatever his job was.
The next day you walked down the same sidewalk in hopes of seeing him again. Your heartbeating against your chest in anticipation as you waited to see him impatiently. When your eyes landed on him, your face had brightened into a fon smile before waving over to Hofnarr to catch his attention. He looks up from the ground, slightly jumping as his eyes widened only to soften once seeing you, body relaxing. That’s strange. What’s making him jump like that?
You studied his body language, he was tense. Almost to the point where every little thing would possibly make him jump. His hands clammy, clenching and unclenching. He even looked as if he hadn’t slept considering how noticable the dark circles were under his eyes. Let alone how disheveled his hair is.
“Hofnarr? Are you okay?” You tilt your head slightly before raising an eyebrow.
“H-huh? Oh yeah! Yeah! I’m fine. Just a little tired from staying up all night.” Hofnarr’s eyes would dart around as he tried to avoid the question. It was obvious he was hiding something. It hurt you a lot to know he was under a lot of stress. Especially when it came to someone as sweet as him. You tried to push a little more.
“Are you sure? Usually when you’re stressed out, you’re more sluggish than this…” You look at him up and down before continuing “Hey, Hofnarr… if there’s something wrong you can always tell me, y’know.”
Hofnarr just stares at you, lips pursed together while looking as if he was contemplating whethee to tell you what he had just found out during of his projects. You take it as him not wanting to tell you. You let out another soft sigh before. “Hey, don’t worry about telling me. You wanna go grab some coffee before work?”
“That would be nice, thank you…”
The way there to the usual café the two of you would go to was a but quiet compared to what usually would happen. The two of you did manage to strike up a conversation to help him get whatever was off his mind. Though it only did what it could before Hofnarr ended up downing his entire cup of coffee. You tried to stop him, but in the end he ended up doing it anyways.
It made your stomach twist in knots as the two of you stopped at your work place. You turn your head to glance at Hofnarr, a small yet soft smile making its way onto your lips as you bid him a small farewell.
“Be safe… okay?” You turn to go take a step into the building of your work place until a hand shot out and grabbed your wrist.
“Wait, (Y/n)… I’ll… I’ll tell explain to you tomorrow, okay?” Hofnarr’s eyes were desperate making your heart soften at the sight. You only give him a nod before telling him just to meet you at your house tomorrow night. You didn’t have work that day anyways. Hofnarr gives you a relieved smile before letting you go before apologizing to you briefly for the sudden grab at you. You only shake your head at him before dismissing him to go to work.
The next day you were cozied up in your apartment, waiting for Hofnarr to arrive. You sat down on your slightly tattered sofa as you watched whatever was playing on the tv. That being the Slaughter Time Arena that would be hosted by that one host. Was it Garret Goyle that was his name? Oh well. Not like you paid attention to the show anyways. As you almost nodded of into sleep, there was panicked banging against your door making you jolt out of your stupor.
You quickly get up and rush to the door, opening it to see a very disheveled Hofnarr who quickly rushed into your apartement without saying a word. You were about to say something about his behavior, he was acting too erratic and sporadic for you to understand what was going on. Until you saw his state.
Your eyes grew wide at his panicked state, clothing and hair even more disheveled than before. Splotches and specks of blood all over that one white lab coat. You rush over to him thinking he was hurt only for him to grab onto your arms before bringing you in into a tight embrace. Whatever he had just gone through was clearly a lot and traumatic.
“Hey hey! Hoff, are you okay?!” You light tap his shoulders, trying to get an answer from him.
“Oh god they were going to kill us, (Y/n)!” His voice was still shaky, his embrace he had on you tightening.
You were confused, who the hell was trying to kill him? Let alone, who was “us”?. You needed to pry for more, you couldn’t stand seeing him in such a state like he was. It scared you, it scared you a lot.
“Hofnarr, what are you talking about?”
“Jebediah and I! He came into the lab asked me to—“ He stops mid sentence, afraid to tell you for if you also knew too much, you also might be a potential target. He couldn’t risk that. Not you. Hofnarr releases you from his hold and looks at you straight in the eyes.
“(Y/n), I need you to listen to me.” He swallows the lump in his throat before continuing on “Something really bad is about to happen. I can’t tell you what, but I really need you to believe me!”
You just stare at him, eyebrows furrowing as you tried to process what was going on and why he couldn’t tell you. But you knew that if you tried to ask or probe him with more questions, he would just evade them. Instead, you purse your lips together as you look away from him for a brief moment.
“(Y/n), please. I really need you to believe you. You’re the only one I can think of going to.” Your heart skipped a bit as you heard his desperation. Your face softened once again before looking at him, his eyes looking straight into yours as he waited for an answer from you. A long wxhale was given before you but the bottom of your lip.
“Okay… I believe you.” Hofnarr’s eye lit up in relief as he embraced you once more.
“Oh thank god! We need to get out of here, it’s no longer safe for you here anymore.”
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arisunakayama · 2 years
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I have a request! How abt a dr. Hoffnar x reader?? I just love the silly clumsy dude :-)
Ommggg I love this dude! He needs more love!!
Genuinely, this man is just a goof along with being such a sweetheart. When he’s not too focused on a current project that is.
Though that’s mostly cause he’s pre-tricky, if anything as Tricky he would probably be more unhinged and unstable.
I imagine that he would meet his s/o who also works at the agency he also works at. Whether you’d be a scientist, agent, soldat, etc.
I also think of him as someone who isn’t clumsy whenever he’s working alone or with other scientists who are assigned to the same project he’s on.
But whenever it comes to you, he’s always tripping over his own words along with having with this goofy smile on his face.
Hoffnar couldn’t help it, you’re just that intoxicating and warm to be around.
He just really loves his s/o.
From time to time he’ll try to make you laugh too by telling you little jokes to brighten your day
Other times he’ll just try to make sure you won’t overwork yourself like he does to himself. 
If you’re a soldat or an agent, he’d hate whenever you’d be sent out when a lockdown occurs when Hank would raid the facility you’re both in. 
If anything that would probably put a lot more stress on him more than the work that’s piled onto him.
If you’re a scientist, then he would probably help you with whatever work you have on your plate, trying to take off some weight off your shoulders.
But you always end up scolding him for that considering he himself already has a lot on him.
So instead, he’d mostly try to cheer you up by either putting a smile on your face or would do little things like give you coffee or tea. 
Which ever you prefer honestly, he just wants to make sure you’re okay just like what you do with him.
Which by the way, he really loves the care you give to him. 
The amount of times he’d pass out on his desk only to wake up on the couch that was in office with a blanket over him is ridiculous. 
The first time it happened, Hoffnar would look around, confused with how he had even gotten onto the couch only to see that there was a mug with freshly brewed coffee and a note from you.
It made him melt reading it as it told him to get some rest and to take care of himself in your hand-writing.
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arisunakayama · 1 year
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hofnarr is definitely the type of guy to overwork himself half to death. if you have time, id love to see a bit with overworked hofnarr x reader who has to lovingly force him to take a break!
A Little Break
T/W: slight angst but honestly, that’s really it.
Sleepless nights were a common thing for Dr. Hoffnar whenever he buried himself in work. Busying himself in The Project Nexus or with trying help Jebediah with whatever work there needed to be done for Sleeper Project to the point exhaustion would overcome his body. Many times where he had fallen asleep at his desk or was falling asleep during meetings. Many times he had downed multiple cups of coffee and caffeine pills in hopes of trying to stay awake only to increase his anxiety with his career. Where he starved for days cause he had forgotten to eat something because he was too engrossed in whatever he was currently working on. It was a miracle that he somehow did not work himself to death. Then again, he did have you to thank.
He remembers the times where you would have to pull him from work. Scolding him that every once in a while that it was good to take a break from everything going on as you had taken care of him. The taste and smell of your homemade cooking would always bring him back to reality only for him to finally realize how starving he really was. How you would always force him off from work to finally wind down and forget about everything that drove him towards death just from overworking himself. Hofnarr always enjoyed your doting. Your hugs and kisses. How you would gently coax him into falling asleep whenever he was visibly exhausted.
And as much as he would argue with you, saying he had to finish whatever paperwork he had on his desk, he always appreciated when you would force him to take care of himself. However, these nights and days were a common occurrence. There would be days the two of you would argue just because he came home in the middle of the night or wouldn’t be home for days on end. How he would try to argue saying that it was for the good of Nevada only for you to fire back that he needed to take care of himself as well as needing him just as much as he needed you. He knew you were right, but somethings can’t be changed so quickly. But the two of you would reconcile after, spending missed time together. Whether it’d be just cuddling together watching a movie or making up lost time in the bedroom.
All he knew right now was that you were his reason to keep going. The reason why he hadn’t worked himself to literal death all because you would force him to take a break from work. Melting in your arms whenever you kissed and hugged him while coaxing him to fall asleep whenever he was sleep deprived from not sleeping for days. Always being the reason why he remembered and looked forward to eating his food whenever you packed him lunch or dinner. How he looked forward to coming home to you and away from the grueling work along with those horrid experiments usually done there to unlucky grunts. To escape the bloody and depressing atmosphere of Nevada itself and into the safety of your guys’s shared home.
Hoffnar genuinely loves and appreciates you for being there for him, despite him not being able to do the same. He tries to show his appreciation back to you with gifts or just wanting to spend his time with only you whenever he was able to get free time. Hoffnar thinks he at least owes you that for how much of a wonderful S/O you are to him. And that you deserve the same.
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outhereinnevada · 3 years
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My Madcom Masterlist
Hank:
Hank and s/o - Confession + Date Headcanons
Yandere Hank x reader Headcanons
Dangerously Adorable - Hank/Sanford/Deimos x Reader Headcanons
Caught in my Teeth - Hank/Sanford/Deimos x Reader
Killersweet - Hank/Sanford/Deimos/2BDamned/Tricky x Reader Headcanons
Size Doesn't Matter - Hank x Short! Reader Headcanons SFW/NSFW
Rough Ride - MAG!Hank x Reader SMUT
Dummy Thicc - Main 3 x Thicc! Reader Headcanons
Deimos:
Experimental Rescue - Deimos x reader x Sanford
Soft Touch - Deimos x Touch-Starved Reader
Dangerously Adorable - Hank/Sanford/Deimos x Reader Headcanons
Caught in my Teeth - Hank/Sanford/Deimos x Reader
Killersweet - Hank/Sanford/Deimos/2BDamned/Tricky x Reader Headcanons
House Full of Smoke - Yandere!Deimos x Reader Headcanons
Dummy Thicc - Main 3 x Thicc! Reader Headcanons
Sanford:
Experimental Rescue - Deimos x reader x Sanford
Dangerously Adorable - Hank/Sanford/Deimos x Reader Headcanons
Caught in my Teeth - Hank/Sanford/Deimos x Reader
Killersweet - Hank/Sanford/Deimos/2BDamned/Tricky x Reader Headcanons
Moonlight Guardian - Werewolf! Sanford x Reader
Defective - Sanford x Defective Soldat! Reader
Dummy Thicc - Main 3 x Thicc! Reader Headcanons
2B:
Killersweet - Hank/Sanford/Deimos/2BDamned/Tricky x Reader Headcanons
Workaholic's Dream - 2BDamned x Former Masseuse Reader
Tricky:
Disaster in the Making - Hoffnar/Tricky x Reader
Killersweet - Hank/Sanford/Deimos/2BDamned/Tricky x Reader Headcanons
Jebus:
Naturally - Jebus x Reader Headcanons
Auditor:
Relieving Love - Auditor x Reader Smut
Auditor x Reader SMUT Headcanons
Sheriff:
Southern Touch - Sheriff x Touch-Starved Reader Headcanons
Southern Agency - Sheriff and Agent Torture x Reader Headcanons
MAG Agent Torture:
Giant and Tiny - Agent Torture x Small! s/o Headcanons
Southern Agency - Sheriff and Agent Torture x Reader Headcanons
Phobos:
Razorsharp - Phobos x Reader SMUT
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sad-boy-hank · 3 years
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Dr. Thomas Hofnarr
Masterlist
Hofnarr x Reader Incorrect Quotes (req’d by anon)
Hoffnar Palette Challenge (EYESTRAIN TW) (req'd by hofnarr simp anon)
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sad-boy-hank · 3 years
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do you take x reader reqs for dr hoffnar
👀 yes
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