#hollywood superstar shia labeouf

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[iknaenmal]

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Shia LaBeouf live by Rob Cantor !! ohh this ones... certainly something! the song is really fun to listen to though!

[lover-of-skellies]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

What the hell did I just read

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

dear ryan, i am walking in the woods, there's no one around and my phone is dead. out of the corner of my eye, i think i spotted the hollywood superstar shia labeouf? please help

& a bonus slightly-annoyed ryan because i drew him but you can't see him

[shoes4centipedes]

celebrity imagines 😻

Shia LaBeouf Imagine: youre walking in the woods, theres no one around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of ur eye you spot him.. (shia labeouf.) hes following you, about 30 feet back. he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint! hes gaining on you! (shia labeouf.) ur looking for ur car but ur all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face! my god, there's blood everywhere! running for ur life (its shia laboeuf) hes brandishing a knife (its shia labeouf) lurking in the shadows, hollywood superstar shia labeouf!

[thiccsys]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

um doors roblox?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

Shia LaBeouf

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face

My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)

He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)

Lurking in the shadows

Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)

Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him

But you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope! You move stealthily toward it

But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)

Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside

Shia LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)

But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)

You're sneaking up behind him

Strangling superstar

Shia LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf

Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf

Stab him in his kidney

Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods

Blood oozing from your stump leg

You've beaten Shia LaBeouf

Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

But you can do jiu-jitsu

Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping his head now

You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf

His head topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

[k4ppasta]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

I come back from like.. a long ass hiatus and I see this in my inbox and I’m.. who are you……

[robinthisbank]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

I’m experiencing an emotion I don’t think has a name over this

[maypl-syrup]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

Saved this until the song came up on my Spotify playlist :3

[averytinyfrog]

You're walking in the woods There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf

He's following you About thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf

You're looking for your car But you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush A-ha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping toward the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an ax (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won You have beaten Shia LaBeouf

[randomtotallyrealgirl]

you're walking in the woods, there's noone around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him

(shia labeouf)

he's following you. about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

(shia labeouf)

you're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, my god, there's blood everywhere!

running for your life from shia labeouf, he's brandishing a knife it's shia labeouf, lurking in the shadoooowwwws, hollywood superstar shia labeouf, living in the woods shia labeouf, killing for sport shia labeouf, eating all the boddieeeesss

actual. cannibal. shia labeouf.

(shiiiaa)

now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you've hopelessly lost yourself

(shiiiaaaa)

stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush, aha! in the distance! a small cottage with a light on! hope! you move stealthily towards it, but your leg AHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!

gnawing off your leg

(quiet quiet)

limping to the cottage

(quiet quiet)

now you're at the doorstep, sitting inside shia labouf, sharpening an axe shia labouf, but he doesn't hear you enterrrr shia labeouf, you're sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar shia labeouf, fighting for your life with shia labeouf, wrestling a knife from shia labeouf, stab it in his kindeeeeyyyyy,

safe at last from shia labeouf.

...

you limp through the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg, you've beaten...... shia labeouf.........

.....

BUT WAIT. HE ISN'T DEAD

(shia surprise!)

THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES, but you can do jiu-jitsuuuuuu

(you can do it)

body slam superstar shia labeouf

(legendary)

normal tuesday night for shia labeouf

(fight with)

you try to swing an axe at shia labeouf

(shiiiaaaa)

but blood is draining fast from your stump leg, he's dodging every swipe, the parries to the left

(leg but you)

you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(fight him)

you're chopping off his head noooowww

you have just decapitated shia labeouf

his head toppled to the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath.

you're finally safe.... from shia labeouf.....

Gosh I'm so glad I went to check out the Youtube video of this cause I completely forgot this was even a meme for so long... truly a masterpiece :) (Also linkety link for whoever might want it: https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)

[moonage-gaydream]

[jedimemery]

POV: The Bad Batch is on a mission for Cid on a forested planet in the middle of the night.

Everyone: ……

Echo (narrating out of nowhere): You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your comm is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.

Wrecker: Shia LaBeouf.

Echo: He’s following you, about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you.

Omega: Shia LaBeouf.

Hunter: No please not again-

Echo: You’re looking for your ship but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now, and you can see…

Hunter: If you’ll remember, we’re supposed to be quiet-

Echo: There’s blood on his face. My Force, there’s blood everywhere!

Hunter: I swear if you start singing-

Wrecker: 🎶Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf.🎶

Omega: 🎶He’s brandishing a knife, it’s Shia LaBeouf.🎶

Hunter: Do we have to do this every time??

Wrecker & Omega: 🎶Lurking in the shadows…🎶

Hunter: Don’t you dare.

Tech: 🎶Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.🎶

Hunter: Tech! You too?

Tech: We can’t stop them. Might as well join them.

Hunter: *facepalms*

[uzijin]

UZIJINAL - made N.13 - Shia LaBeouf

Name: Shia LaBeouf

Size: 1920 x 1080

Download: DeviantArt

Recommendation: Best to use as a wallpaper if your monitor is compatible with the size of this artwork

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[sonicrainbooms]

You’re laughing. You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. (Shia LaBeouf) He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! (Shia LaBeouf)

You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf! He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf! Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf! Living in the woods, Shia LeBeouf! Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf! Eating all the bodies, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf! Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him. But you're hopelessly lost yourself, stranded with a murderer. You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping toward the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf!

Sharpening an ax, Shia LaBeouf! But he doesn't hear you enter, Shia LaBeouf! You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf! Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf! Stab it in his kidney.... safe at last from Shia LaBeouf! You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. You've beaten Shia LaBeouf.

Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu. Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf! Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf! Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf! You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf! But blood is draining fast from your stump leg! He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left, you counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf! His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf. And you’re laughing.