#home alone 6

[courseyoulovemeyoudontknowme]

Home Sweet Home Alone (2021, Dan Mazer)

17/12/2021

Home Sweet Home Alone is a 2021 film directed by Dan Mazer, sixth chapter of the Home Alone saga that began with Home Alone.

Agent Buzz McCallister (brother of Kevin McCallister, the protagonist of the original film), arrives, but Pam manages to distract him.

On August 6, 2019, Disney Executive Chairman Bob Iger announced that a new film in the Home Alone series, titled Home Alone, was in development. In October, Dan Mazer entered negotiations to direct the film, with a screenplay co-written by Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell. Hutch Parker and Dan Wilson served as producers.

In April 2020, it was announced that Macaulay Culkin, who played Kevin McCallister in the first two films, would reprise his role in a cameo appearance; in October 2021, Culkin denied his involvement in the film. In August 2021, it was announced that Devin Ratray, who played Buzz McCallister in the first two films, would appear.

The film was released on Disney+ on November 12, 2021.

On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 15% based on 71 reviews, while on IMDB the film has a rating of 3.6/10 out of 15,649 reviews.

[thepunktheory]

Home Sweet Home Alone

Hello, everybody!I feel like after movie #5 somebody must have come to the realization that these Home Alone sequels are a bad idea. For almost ten blessed years we were safe. And then somebody at Disney decided that what we are missing is a sixth film for the franchise… The Plot (according to Rotten Tomatoes): Max Mercer is a mischievous and resourceful young boy who has been left behind while…

[sasa-chan]

Day 14: Home Sweet Home Alone

[redhatmeg]

And so I've watched all Home Alone movies.

Of course, nothing can compare to the original Home Alone 1 and 2. It always be one of the classics. All subsequent sequels are miles away from it...

But it doesn't mean all of them are bad. In fact, when I was rewatching Home Alone 3 and 4, I came to conclusion they have some nice elements and as kids movies they work pretty well. Even The Holiday Heist had good qualities and I liked it.

However, Home Sweet Home Alone is bad. It had some good ideas, like the McKenzies and Max's imagination, but it lacks in characterization of the protagonist. And it really wants to be connected to the original but it's superficial and looks more like a cash grab.

[theloveinc]

OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

[7roaches]

posting my incorrect opinions @ night when nobody can see them

[chaosgenasi]

How do you grapple with a sense of deep indebted onus? I literally pledged myself to one of the worst people I've ever met, to work for them for years, for a bunch of people I haven't seen since.

[termiken]

hello boys that were in the mind prison and came back appreciating their friends and family more

[aesthetictanuki]

I saw @dukesnukes ranking his favorite Jasons due to an ask and I gotta hop on that too (☆ω☆) (also follow his profile if you haven't, amazing art!)

I had to really think about this, because don't get me wrong, all Jasons are amazing in their own way! But if I'm choosing favorite ones:

5. That's more of a honorable mention, but I think it still should be highlighted- Vincente DiSanti and his stunt double Bryan Forrest as Jason in Never Hike Alone:

They did an amazing job with the overall movie, absolutely recommend it and their portrayal of Jason is just (´♡‿♡`) (fun fact: DiSanti walked around in silence with the mask on during shooting/off-screen to get used to being a silent character).

4. Jason from part VI:

The mask, the outfit, those gloves- it has always felt to me like Jason was being taken more seriously as a slasher to wear at least some sort of protecting clothing instead of just a jacket and all. Also it just looks cool, c'mon.

3. Freddy vs Jason:

Chef's kiss, beauty and grace, talented, beautiful, scrumptious; they said "we wanted to make it more detailed and realistic" - and they fucking meant it! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

2. Remake Jason:

I know people have criticism about this movie- I do too; but you know they ate. They absolutely slayed with this one, they killed it more than Jason killed those campers. Big boy, unit, the most georgous hunk of a man- we all trully got fed in 2009.

And lastly: 1. Burlap sack Jason. Fucking all of them.

The OG one:

"The Cabin He Calls Home" one:

"His Name Was Jason" one:

The mentioned already remake one:

I love this design so, so much, my potato sack boi (´꒳`)♡ It feels so much more organic too- I can totally see him either finding it in the woods or stealing it from someone's house/store; it's very easy to make, and even easier to replace in case the previous one is destroyed or misplaced. I obviously love the iconic hockey mask- but this sack trully feels like something a man living alone in the woods would wear, logically.

It will always have a special place in my heart that jumps out pretty much every time I see people portraying him with it (((o(*°▽°*)o)))

[this-machine-runs-on-coffee]

"FREEZE YOUR BRAIN" THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)

I regret my life choices of not being able to actually start studying. Here's "Freeze Your Brain" adapted in Italian!

ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)

(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)

[J.D.] Sono stato in dieci superiori Tutte la stessa scenetta Inutile abituarsi Perché ce ne andiamo di fretta Mio padre tiene nel baule pronti due bagagli Quindi è solo una questione di ricaricarli I nomi non imparo Che faccia è di chi non m'è chiaro La fiducia in questa oasi di cemento riparo Sembra che ogni volta che sto per disperarmi C'è un 7-Eleven ad aspettarmi Ogni negozio è lo stesso Da Las Vegas all'Ohio Corsie di linoleum che adoro Vagare io Prego al mio altare di granita; Sì, adoro quella dolce botta di vita...

Congela il cervello Succhia dalla cannuccia Meglio di un coltello Arriva la felicità Quando tutto se ne va A chi serve uno spinello? Congela il cervello Congela il cervello

[J.D., parlato] Ti va un tiro?

[VERONICA, parlato] La tua mammina sa che mangi tutta quella merda?

[J.D., parlato] Non più

(cantato) Quando mamma era viva Vivevamo quasi normalmente Ora siamo solo io e mio padre Stiamo meno formalmente Ho imparato a cucinare Le tasse a pagare; Imparato che'l mondo Nemmeno un cent ti vorrà dare Il tuo futuro hai pianificato Veronica Sawyer Andrai a qualche college E sposerai un avvocato Ma il cielo farà male Quando su di te sarà demolito Quindi è meglio se Il tuo muro l'avrai già costruito...

Congela il cervello Nuota nel ghiaccio Perditi nel suo doloroso bello Chiudi bene i tuoi occhi Fino a che non ti vedran quegli sciocchi Non diventare uno zimbello

Congela il cervello Distruggiti il teschio Combatti il dolore con uno più bello Dimentica chi sei Liberati da quel peso Dimentica in un mese e mezzo Riavrai lo stesso frainteso Quando la voce nella tua testa Dice ch'uno come te è meglio se non resta Non ascoltare a quello

Solo congela il cervello Congela il cervello Vai avanti e congela il cervello...

(parlato) Provaci So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)

[J.D.] I've been through ten high schools They're all the same little scene (but little in this case is meant in a negative light) No point getting used to it 'Cause we're gone in a hurry My dad keeps two suitcases ready in the den So it's only a matter of refilling(/repacking) them I don't learn the names Whose faces is whose isn't clear to me My trust resides in this concrete oasis Seems every time I'm about to despair There's a 7-Eleven waiting for me Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Ohio Linoleum aisles that I love To walk around in I pray at my altar of slush; Yeah, I live for sweet hit of life (or however you call that, basically gives life force again but something that gives you life force not in a literal sense)...

Freeze your brain Suck from that straw Better than a knife Happiness comes When everything goes Who needs a joint? Freeze your brain Freeze your brain

[J.D., spoken] You want a hit?

[VERONICA, spoken] Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

[J.D., spoken] Not anymore

(sung) When mom was alive We lived almost normally But now it's just me and my dad We live less formally I learned to cook pasta To pay taxes; Learned the world Won't want to give you even a cent You've planned your future Veronica Sawyer You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer But the sky's gonna hurt When it'll be demolished on you So it'll be better if You'll have already built your wall

Freeze your brain Swim in the ice Get lost in its beautiful pain Shut your eyes tight(/well) Till those fools (sorry I had to use this for the rhyme) won't see you Don't become a laughingstock

Freeze your brain Destroy your skull Fight pain with a more beautiful one Forget who you are Free yourself from that weight Forget in a month and a half You'll have the same misunderstanding again When the voice in your head Says someone like you is better off gone Don't listen to that guy(/him)

Just freeze your brain Freeze your brain Go on and freeze your brain...

(spoken) Try it OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):

[J.D.] I've been through ten high schools They start to get blurry No point planting roots 'Cause you're gone in a hurry My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den So it's only a matter of when I don't learn the names Don't bother with faces All I can trust is this concrete oasis Seems every time I'm about to despair There's a 7-Eleven right there Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Boston Linoleum aisles that I love To get lost in I pray at my altar of slush; Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush...

Freeze your brain Suck on that straw Get lost in the pain Happiness comes When everything numbs Who needs cocaine? Freeze your brain Freeze your brain See upcoming pop shows Get tickets for your favorite artists

[J.D., spoken] Care for a hit?

[VERONICA, spoken] Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

[J.D., spoken] Not anymore

(sung) When mom was alive We lived halfway normal But now it's just me and my dad We're less formal I learned to cook pasta I learned to pay rent; Learned the world Doesn't owe you a cent You're planning your future Veronica Sawyer You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer But the sky's gonna hurt When it falls So you better start Building some walls...

Freeze your brain Swim in the ice Get lost in the pain Shut your eyes tight Till you vanish from sight Let nothing remain

Freeze your brain Shatter your skull Fight pain with more pain Forget who you are Unburden your load Forget in six weeks You'll be back on the road When the voice in your head Says you're better off dead Don't open a vein

Just freeze your brain Freeze your brain Go on and freeze your brain...

(spoken) Try it

[soctherapy]

if i know no one got me i know ninjago got me

[pomefioredove]

I am going to hold off on opening requests for a little while longer, considering how hectic the rest of may is going to be for me. I keep getting thrown these curveballs that keep me busy, unfortunately 😭

I might open matchups to celebrate 500 followers (if/when we get there) and maybe work on some more personal projects in the meantime :D my birthday is on may 28th, which I share with the HoND soundtrack release, so maybe I'll do something special for rollo as well since my family forgets my birthday every year

thank you for your patience, everyone <3

[onpyre]

man idk if this is gonna work. i can live fine with stable albeit neurotic alcoholics, but living with a v emotional one is, uh, how you say, triggering

[labratboygirl]

slams fists on ground IFUCKING HATE BEING HOME ALONE WITH MY SISTER

[redhatmeg]

In of itself, the scene when Max tells Pam and Jeff that he's all alone in his house, and Pam suddenly feels sorry for him, could be nice, even heartwarming. It could actually be an interesting twist in this franchise and the "bad guys feel bad for the kid" trope has its place for a reason.

The idea behind Home Sweet Home Alone seems to be that neither the protagonist nor the antagonists are entirely good or bad people and due to couple of misanderstandings Max and McKenzies are on the opposite sides...

However, we don't get enough reasons for why we should care about Max. Kevin had his fair share of bratty moments, but you get the sense that he's a sweet kid deep down; there were times when he could be quite endearing. Alex, Finn or other Kevin also were, overall, good kids and had their heroic moments. Max doesn't. And I admit that other Home Alone protagonists had the advantage of dealing with criminals who pose some kind of threat (even though the ones in Holiday Heist didn't do anything bad to Finn and Alexis when they've got to them), but they also had multiple scenes showcasing their good heart (like Kevin in the toy store). Meanwhile Max gets a toy from charity that was supposed to go to less fortunate children.

And the scene when Pam and Jeff say they come for the doll and Max says: "I don't have a doll. I'm ten, what would I do with a doll?" is a cope-out. The McKenzies believe him too easily, not to mention that the viewers saw him taking the doll, so what he has done to it?

[hydrodragons]

READY FOR MY SON❗️