#homophobic slug meme

[76historylover]

Inspiration struck me

[uglygirlstatus]

when tiktok started writing an imaginary ratatouille musical it ended up being actually produced in a small capacity with Broadway actors putting together a paid performance on zoom for charity. Tumblr is writing Goncharov and my highest hopes for the endgame of this situation is another Kickstarter where the backers get robbed

[bastardbeewoman]

Okay who is redrawing this as Kazurei and Kyu-chan

[cishet-dj-octavio]

Whiteboard dump

[super-oddity]

i see your live slug reaction and raise you one gulu and gido

[dreemurr-fever]

*gives no context and leaves*

[rays-of-gold]

me and bestie on facetime like

[id: ‘i know what you are’ dog meme , with ‘live slug reaction’ on the bottom right corner of the photo]

[cornfields-and-bad-dreams]

I have a need.

[hoyabembedreamtime]

[bugtoast]

Hi so here's a bunch of Tumblrclan cats that I just came up with.

Prideclaw - Gaud Thundertail - Pukicho Rabbitear - PMseymour Snoweyes - Snom Dreamfur - One-time-i-dreamt Tbhpaw - autism creature Btwpaw - adhd creature Horsefoot - Plinkohorse Cloudriver - the "Do you like the colors of the sky?" meme Trollfang - Homestuck droopingeyes - Sans Blazekit - Sponsored posts Baldiron - that one "shave your balls" ad shockface - PIKACHU MAN Redstar - evilmario666 Dashclaw - tumblr / dashcon Twittypet / Feathersong - Twitter sparklewish - evilwizard firefang - superhell crabkit - 🦀 coolkit - ☑️ rainbowbubble - BALLPIT Slugstare - live slug reaction greenwhisker - onceler scarstripe - children's hospital memorypaw - Ebony Dark'ness dementia ravenway Wormtail - worm on a string peepfoot - PEEP THE HORROR!!!!!!!!! bogwhisker - glup shitto liewhisper - that one raybands scam wineriver - Homophobic dog Fallstripe - Eeby Deeby

Feel free to add onto this, I wanna see how big tumblrclan can get

[knightotoc]

Who fumbled the trope better: The Rise of Skywalker or Picard Season 3? (long post by a hater)

1. Everyone's Related

- TRoS: retcons the story to make the protag someone's kid; it's a big reveal with little time to process; odd things are apparently genetic (like shooting lightning and being evil and goth); she rejects her heritage and chooses a different family, who are all dead; the emotional peak is a father ('s ghost) redeeming his wayward son; nepo kids get together, sorta; a claustrophobic sense of being trapped in the past and made intentionally inferior to the famous

- PIC S3: protag has had a secret kid this whole time; it's a big reveal with little time to process; odd things are apparently genetic (like bravery and accent); inconsistent with other legacy character's parental experiences (Geordi's daughters are second-tier characters who parallel Jack's rejection-acceptance-nepotism arc; Riker and Troi's kids are briefly but emotionally discussed; one emotional line about Wesley; one unemotional line about Lal; utter absence of Alexander); the emotional peak is a father redeeming his wayward son; as Picard's unqualified son and Geordi's qualified daughter get jobs on the bridge of Starfleet's flagship, Picard says, "Names mean almost nothing," and his son responds, "Names mean almost everything;" nepo kids get together, sorta; a mind-numbing sense of conservative family values and reassuring some very insecure people

2. Lesbian Queerbaiting

- TRoS: in the final celebration homage to RotJ, two minor characters kiss in the background; this spawned the "live slug reaction" meme that has now manifested as a homophobic inside joke in Jedi: Survivor

- PIC S3: Seven and Raffi got together in S2 and became Trek's first lesbian couple between two major characters (DISCO already gave us Trek's first major gay couple), but they broke up before the events of S3; they are coworkers in the end of S3, but are not back together because of...

3. Fear of Shippers

- TRoS: Finn is clearly into Rey, but it's unclear if she likes him back; Rey and Kylo kiss sans romantic music, but then he dies and she does not see his ghost; two more women are introduced to pair with Finn and Poe, but none of them get together either; it's unconfirmed, but the vibe is that they didn't want to commit to anything to try to please everyone

- PIC S3: the vibe is the same and it is confirmed:

(by "that scene," he means Picard returning to Laris)

Both franchises also had a focus on an interracial relationship (Finnrey and Saffi), then have the Black person hang out mostly with another Black character (Jannah and Worf) while the white person hangs out with mostly white characters.

4. Bad Boy Braincontrol

- TRoS: somehow Palpatine returned, and he's been in Kylo's mind this whole time; that's why he's evil, not anything of his own free will, just the old story impressing itself upon him (he still has to die though); you know this villain, just defeat him with the power of love like you did last time

- PIC S3: somehow the Borg Queen returned, and she's been in Jack's mind this whole time; that's why he has intrusive thoughts, not because that's a thing that happens to people, just the old story impressing itself upon him; you know this villain, just defeat her with the power of love like you did last time

The visual similarities of Zombie Palpatine and Zombie Borg Queen are remarkable -- physically trapped in dusty corners by creepy machines -- and would be even more interesting if I could actually see them in these dark rooms. This design, which suggests an elderly person immobile in a hospital, actually makes me feel a lot of pity and affection for them. It certainly would have felt far more heroic to help these poor creatures than to rather easily defeat them.

5. We Love Objects

- TRoS: Kylo's private room is literally a museum with curated displays of old props; fetch quest video game-y plot; lots of attention paid to whose lightsaber does what and goes where

- PIC S3: let's break into the museum of old props; kitschy oil paintings of the Enterprise and Picard on the walls; the most unearned and half-hearted "long shots of beloved ship leaving space dock" sequence in a franchise full of such sequences

[communistkenobi]

did you see that they made a slug that's the same species as the homophobic slug meme gay in the new game but its not the same slug because the slug is named klaud and the gay slug is not named that

It’s named glug or some shit right? And it’s gay with a human man. Very cool !

[revoleotion]

I dont go there but I took the quiz anyway way got Klaud

Oh my god lmao sksjshshs

Do you know the homophobic slug reaction meme? That's him.

Also fun fact for one of the new star wars games (Jedi Survivor): Klaud turns out to be gay. He has a boyfriend. I couldn't be making this up.

[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2022

[memes of 2021]

every year i am a little bit later with this. anyway, here’s my casual list of tumblr/twitter memes i saw in 2022 in my sphere of the internet, roughly in chronological order. i’ve almost certainly missed some (or described some of the ones that are here incorrectly/incoherently), but hopefully it’s fun to read anyway!

horse plinko

john lennon’s asscrack

blorbo from shows

the fall of urfaveisunfuckable

wordle scores

guy with big eyes

(megamind) no bitches?

i am in misery / i save dick by giving it cpr / reese's puffs

it’s me boy i’m the ps5

live slug reaction

my brother in christ

car battery dropping on jade from victorious

maidenless

homophobic dog

get drinked

tumblr blaze

tumblr crabs

ball shaving ads

debating the use of kung pow penis

elon musk buying twitter / twitter refugees on tumblr

misha collins coming out as straight

what would you do if i were a bug

video games characters at the mall

dracula daily

“hey i’m justin bieber” “and…?”

morbius

overwatch diversity chart

swedes not inviting friends to dinner

that’s why this pride month i’m partnering with x

x closed forever because a y threw up

mousegirl (nonsexual)

the lgbtq+ community has forgiven x

tumblr pikachu man

sometimes i wonder what i taste like

the final fantasy rp billboard

boris johnson resigning & ongoing uk fiasco (+ lettuce)

little guy dancing

oh look, the last ripe peach!

gougar

girl yelling in boy’s ear

circling a word in red and pointing to an image of something that sounds similar

reddit guy who fucks to cbat

modding your 3ds is easy

honestly [character] has been through so much more

gandalf big naturals

reigen winning twitter polls and then finally getting beaten by sans in tumblr sexyman contest

the queen of england dying immediately afterward (plus tons of other wild stuff)

the yaoi poll

holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd

drawing anime eyes with amongus guys

jesse pinkman's shirt when he goes through the most traumatic experience of his life

some fandom thing turning up in a random us city/state

tree guy

investing in posts

me listening to my completely unorganized playlist

hey don’t cry. x ok?

spirit halloween costumes

goncharov

i just got laid off from twitter, i was the person responsible for the feature where x

general twitter crashing and burning

koopas dancing

you don’t like trumpet? bwaa?

in an interview, wednesday star jenna ortega revealed…

bill clinton game awards kid (unfortunately)

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

cylinder dick guy

greta thunberg vs andrew tate

different types of cube designs

[the-endless-storm]

Posting this now so I can include December in next years list, but this is all the major events and memes I’ve seen on Tumblr this year. It's by now means comprehensive, but please enjoy.

Tumblr and events of 2022

January

* Horse Plinko

* John Lennon ass crack transplant

* Winnie the Pooh enters the public domain (AA Milne original not Disney)

* Wizards

* Empaths

* Blorbo (from my shows) Scrunglo and Glup Shitto

* Andrew Garfield popularity resurgence

* Green M&M loses her heels

February

* Feral pokemon (Legends Arceus)

* Little German boy

* Jeff D'onofrio quits as Tumblr CEO

* Twink Pinocchio “Father, when can I leave to be on my own?”

* “It's me boy, I’m the PS5”

* Tumblr ad remover

* Russia invades Ukraine

* Pokemon Gen 9 announced

March

* Live slug reaction

* My brother in Christ, you did the thing

* New tumblr users

* Convincing new tumblr users to leave

* Putin talks about JK Rowling and being cancelled

* Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars

* I drinkd

April

* CRABS

* Manscaping Ads

* Tumblr seeks a new SuperWhoLock

* Tumblr Blaze

* Thus has been your sign to become catholic

* Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter

* Warning off of Twitter to Tumblr transplants

May

* KUNGPOWPENIS resurgence

* Homophobic dog

* Dracula daily

* Eurovision Song Contest

* NFTs and crypto tanks

* Staff's Secret Blog told off by the real Staff

* Davey Jones’ beard / Paul McCartney mpreg

* Staff ban and cover up blog that calls out staff member as a terf (supposedly)

* Morbin / Morbius GIF

June

* Pride Month

* Swedish people don’t share food

* Lechonk

* Queen's Platinum Jubilee

* Pikachu man

* Dall-E generated images

* “You had to make it sexual”

* Gravity Falls vs Disney S&P

* Roe vs Wade overturned

* Pikachu man replaced by Spacesuit man

* Whitehouse coven

July

* Boris Johnson resigns

* Shinzo Abe shot

* Tumblr crabs are back

* Ivana Trump found dead

* Stray

* TikTok Pink Sauce

August

* Taylor Swift private jet usage

* Prince William pegging affair

* Wereralph purge

* HJBUH

* Gougar

* Crabs for sale in Tumblr store

* Harry Style gay sex/tenderness comment

September

* Tumblr app icon changed to cute little guy

* Queen Elizabeth dies

* Everyone really hates the Queen

* Harry Styles spat on Chris Pine

* Halle Bailey's Little Mermaid triggers the right

* Why isn’t Neil Gaiman verified?

* Tumblr icon changes back to neon lines

* “The Queue”

* Porn ban is over!!!

* No it's not!

* Ned Fulmer thrown out of Try Guys

October

* Halloween month

* Great British Bake Off Mexican Week fiasco

* Posts that have 10k notes to me

* Anal bead chess cheater

* Hocus Pocus 2

* Velma is a lesbian <3

* Chris Pratt ruins Mario movie (trailer launch)

* Angela Lansbury dies

* Robbie Coltrane dies

* Terfs run Graham Norton off twitter

* Liz Truss resigns after 45 days (shortest serving PM in UK history)

* Rishi Sunak becomes first Uk POC PM

* Leslie Jordan dies

* Tumblr logo goes spooky

* Elon Musk buys Twitter

November

* Nudity (not porn) is back!

* Heidi Klum worm costume

* Ryan Reynolds is on tumblr (boo)

* Lynda Carter is on tumblr (yay)

* Tumblr logo gets a shiny paint job

* Twitter's rapid decline

* Gen Z votes blue

* Twitter users return to tumblr

* Two blue check marks

* Resurgence of old tumblr posts

* Goncharov

* Jason David Frank (The Green Ranger) dies

[cadriona]

Something I love imagining are some of the reactions of the other Liyue characters’ to Beidou and Ningguang when they were in the pining stage because that stage probably lasted forever and was in everyone’s faces

Keqing: basically the homophobic slug meme, she’s walked into too many compromising situations too count

Ganyu: goes from aww this is adorable to just endeared to she’s losing sleep over this to please Rex Lapis Please make them get together already

Shenhe: she doesn’t really understand what’s happening but she feels the urge to commit a homicide 

Yelan: she’s either playing matchmaker, owns the betting pool, or has excused herself to go on a Long expedition to the Chasm- until they get their shit together at least (otherwise she’s amused and will use everything as blackmail)

Yanfei: Legally, she isn’t allowed to do anything, but when she finds the loophole that’ll let her-

Xiangling: She just wants to cook her food and find fun ingredients and feed people she loves Beidou like an older sister but Archons if she hears one. More. Word.

Xingqiu: He is going to write a book with the two of them, it is going to be a slowburn, and it will make his readers suffer the way he has.