#honestly i don't even know what to think anymore myself

[onismdaydream]

HIIII!!!!! it's me again, the most obsessed and horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

Didn't have anything to do today so I have been on tumbler looking for any yuji content I can get my hands on :p! And I am just OBSESSED with headcanons, specifically yuji as your boyfriend! AHH!!!

Like, how would he first tell you he likes you? How long would it take? Ugh, now me personally, I can only imagine having a movie night alone, megumi and nobara canceled ofc because they don't want to watch whatever bs movie yuji picks :(. And then so there you are, Both cuddled up on the couch, a little to close together, and he is just.. so flustered! But why? It's not like he likes you or anything! Well, turns out he does and he JUST realized. So when the two protagonists in the romantic comedy yall are watching suddenly confess, he can't hold it back! It just blurts out of his mouth..which would be a bad thing, until you reveal you like him back!♡

Idk, I just find it soo cute, and honestly totally something he would do. 🤷‍♀️. But then like, first date? Would he take you to eat, the movies, or maybe to the mall?

Now this one, I'm not too sure, to many options and I love them all, but he would DEFINITELY make it romantic and cute ><!

Okay, but now like one of the MILLION dollar questions is.... how would he act on your period!

I'm sorry, but every single small headcanon, or fic of how ANYBODY would treat you while ur on your period is straight up Crack to me. I NEED IT. I love the wholesome headcanons. 😔🎀!

I think.. he would notice that your acting different, he cares about you after all so he notices every little thing. So when he sees you look uncomfy or maybe rubbing you hand on your thigh, trying to relieve some pain.. he asks you what's wrong! And when you tell him, I feel like he would IMMEDIATELY do whatever you want to make you feel better. LITERALLY.

"Oh. Really? Is there anything I can do?"

Chocolate? In ur hands the second you ask. Meds for the pain, he's got them? Blanket? YES! cuddles? Okay, is that even a question? OBVI!!!

Second million dollar question is how/what he would do yalls first time. Last headcanon i said was crack, but this one is like all drugs COMBINED. I like to think it would be a makeout session gone to far..

That movie you played has a sex scene, which, really doesn't bother you or him.. or it usually doesn't. Today though, a small thought forms in his brain. How would you look? Sound? Smell? Taste? Feel..? And then it's akward, because you're so close, and his hand just starts massaging your thigh, and he has to kiss you! Which at this point in the relationship isn't like super surprising, I'm sure yuji loves to kiss you. But this one feels different, yujis face is just soo pink, and he almost can't keep his hands off of you! Cupping one cheek while pushing you down on the couch with the other, so he's on top.. then one of his knees pushes your thighs apart.. 🧎‍♀️

You know the rest.

But I also like to think maybe yall are making out, you on top of his lap, but you can't stop squirming! And it really isn't on purpose, you swear.. but yuji can only take so much, And eventually he can't hide his moans anymore!

Yeah idk I feel like humping n shit, maybe cummin in his pants is SO hot. UGH

I don't think it would really be planned..😋🎀

Also, I feel like he would be super flustered and kinda embarrassed with oral. In the sense that, he could spend hours between your thighs (we all know he's a munch), but the first time you ask to suck him off, he probably turns into a whiny mess.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS. Like- I'm sorry, but no matter how dominant or kinky people make yuji, which I won't lie I love, you CANNOT tell me this man doesn't whine or moan your name. You simply can't. LOOK AT HIM.!!! 🧎‍♀️🙏

I just, have so many thoughts and headcanons.. l can't control myself yuji headcanons are literally my drug. I love the subby ones, the Dom ones, fluff ones, smut ones... I DONT CARE. If a yuji headcanon exists, I WILL read it.

Omg, I have so much more but I have already made this soo long. I honestly just wanted to ask if you would ever make your own yuji head canons? Maybe you already have and I can't find it.. BUT LET ME KNOW!

I just HAVE to know what headcanons are floating around in that wonderful brain of yours!♡

Also so glad to see you liked my past rant♡♡!!!

I really hope you have a good day/night!!!! Make sure ur taking care of urself babes bc I can't survive without you><! 🎀

(Also sorry for any typos or whatever, this was 100% rushed because my fingers physically cannot keep up with all the thoughts I have of yuji.)

With a heart full of love, and a brain full of yuji,

-your horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

hi lovely <333

gonna put this under a read more so it doesn't take up too much space!

oooh headcanons are fun!! i don't post a ton, not for any particular reason, i just seem to gravitate towards snippets in established relationships.

omg yuji just blurting it out :(( what a sweetheart! he is mortified but i feel like he would try his best to play it cool, though his face feels like it's on fire from how flushed it is!! but then you tell him that you also like him and he visibly relaxes SO much and has the biggest smile on his face and he immediately wants to hug you and hold you close <3

i think for first dates, he would lean towards movies/mall, this way it's still semi-public. it's not that he doesn't want to spend time with you alone (he wants to soooo badly), but i think he thinks he has to take it slow and be sweet and gentlemanly. like he was definitely taught the "proper way" to court a girl by his grandfather, so he holds doors open for you and pulls out your chair and brings you flowers and stuff and its just so sweet of him idk. he might hesitate a bit for pda stuff, but once you give him the okay, he is constantly holding your hand or wrapping an arm around you!! maybe even asking for a kiss!! (side note: i think yuji gets all pouty when you forget to give him a goodbye kiss later in the relationship)

yes!! yuji would ABSOLUTELY be doing anything and everything for you as soon as he notices any symptoms or side effects. he's also the type to track your period on his phone lol just so he can prepare and give you some chocolate or whatever else might help! he is just like. the nicest and most caring boyfriend ever <3333

OOOH i love love love both of those for first time ughhh!! i have a fic i've been meaning to work on more but i'm just a little too fried to write much of anything, anyway its a dry humping fic with yuji because i just know he loves the feeling of it ! he can't even get embarrassed from cumming in his pants because it feels so good and he likes how dirty it is (he's a bit of a perv :3). BUT i also love the idea that he just can't help himself and he's so wrapped up in the moment that he doesn't even notice that his knee is pressing against your core... like he's licking into your mouth and grinding against you and you have to pull away because holy shit this feels great and you want more!! and it's kinda rushed and messy, barely taking clothes off but you both need each other so bad!!! (he makes up for it by taking his time with you for round 2 lol)

oh what i would GIVE to suck his dick... yuji is 100% super vocal in my opinion, like he cannot be quiet, which is why his mouth is always on you when he's fucking you! he's always kissing or biting or talking, so when you're sucking him off, he is left to just talk and make so much noise. whining and praising you because it feels so good to have your mouth wrapped around him <3 like imagine sitting between his strong thighs, looking up at him, and his eyes are half lidded, mouth open as he breaths heavily, tongue darting out to lick at his lips, muscles flexing as he tries not to force your head further down or buck his hips up.... ugh he's so hot...

i'd love to write more headcanons and other things for yuji!! its just a matter of me getting inspired or having the energy right now. work has been super draining for me so its been a little difficult to get my brain working lol but im hoping it'll pass in a few weeks

thank you for sharing these with me!!! i love hearing other people's thoughts and headcanons like its just so fun to see what's similar and whatnot :3

[nutmeggery]

Crowley is Lucifer theory - why it makes sense and also why it doesn't

You've probably seen the Crowley Lucifer theory going around. I did and I thought about it.

Possible clues:

We know Crowley was a high ranking angel from s2 through a few clues:

Crowley opening the file.

Crowley asking "how do you know I didn't do it?" when Shax says a miracle only the most powerful of archangels could have performed happened at the bookshop.

There is also the possible clue of Metatron saying that two princes of Heaven falling to hell would be a problem during Gabriel's trial. We can guess the prince of Heaven was Lucifer because, well, the bible. But that's not enough to think it's Crowley, though.

However!

In s1 Crowley says something along the lines "I was just minding my own business then suddenly it's Lucifer and the guys."

So the question is: why would Crowley be part of Lucy's guys if he was just minding his own business? Wouldn't it make more sense that others just started following Crowley because they liked his questioning of authority and just general vibe back then?

(Crowley is also the only character to say the name Lucifer in the show so far.)

In s2 Crowley says the iconic line, "let there be light." And started the universe. Now, isn't Lucifer the light bringer?

Crowley is also the serpent in the garden of Eden, and wasn't that also the devil, Lucifer after the fall?

But, of course, there's the elephant in the room;

Crowley is not Satan, the current ruler of hell.

We've seen Satan. Big, red guy. Definitely not Crowley.

We know Satan rules hell. Traditionally, in bible-fiction media, Lucifer and Satan are the same being. But Good Omens does like to differ from actual bible lore. Like the archangels being high rank and in charge when archangels are not, according to tradition, that highly ranked. Gaimen and Pratchett did mention that the archangels in Good Omens are not the same type of archangel as traditionan. So we know they played around with the lore.

Then, why not have Satan and Lucifer be two different beings as well?

Also note that in the show, the ruler of hell is always referred to as Satan. Never as Lucifer.

Could that be a clue? Is the show telling us Satan and Lucifer are not necessarily the same being?

Crowley doesn't seem interested in ruling hell, or even becoming a grand duke of hell like Beelzebub or Hastur. So wouldn't it make sense that Crowley would let someone else rule hell even if he was technically one of the most powerful demons? or maybe Satan overpowered him. But not being interested in ruling seems more consistent with Crowley's personality.

Then again, having Satan and Lucifer be different beings does seem strange. Why would they (Neil and Terry) do that?

Would Crowley being Lucifer matter?

Probably not. But we don't entirely know how s3 is supposed to pan out. So who knows, really.

Could just be something for us fans to speculate about that will never be confirmed or denied.

Or it could be a big twist that will matter in the end.

But what do you think?

Do you think Crowley could be Lucifer?

Any other clues for or against that I missed?

I should say I wasn't brought up on bible verses or a religious family so my bible knowledge is not the most advanced and I'm sure others know way more stuff that can either lend credence to the theory or destroy it.

[azaracyy]

today, cupimon prays for your happiness too.

[sealovinq]

i need friends /gen (slight rant in tags)

[barkingangelbaby]

dude...

[ehlnofay]

in the midst of a little depressive episode at the moment I fear and it's causing me to Ponder... in a weird way I'm almost grateful. like this is UNBELIEVABLY better than it used to be, even as much as it sucks in the moment. I wish I could go back to find myself at twelve years old hiding out in the school toilets and tell them that as long as we stick it out for long enough then one day the outsize bad emotions will be triggered by actual definable events and they'll be a noticeable change from our baseline. I'm not ✨recovered✨ and I don't know if I ever will be - I think I might have spent too many developmental years creating terrible patterns and associations to be able to straighten it all out - but it's Better and I'm able to know that it can continue to get better, too. and that's fucking huge.

[gaystardykeco]

not ready to go back to work tomorrow but luckily im so not ready that my brain isn't letting it fully process and so im just kind of numb except for little moments when the panic breaks through again

[cactusdodes]

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[paradoxicalpaldeann]

i don't know if i'll be able to post on here or ao3 much at all in the coming months. vent in the tags

[lisbonsteresa]

you don't get how crazy i'm going over this

[pen-papers]

💬

It’s funny when I look at all these sketches,videos,and speed-paints I’ve done over the years, that I still actually doubt that I did them in someway. Even though that’s exactly why I record and save so much of my progress in wips and sketches! There are many times I actually have to stop and remind myself that I actually have been putting in the work and effort to make this stuff that I like.

because I know my mind well enough, that waaay in the back, there’s this little voice saying “but did you really do that?”

and it will suddenly make me reevaluate everything i’ve done up till now.

it’s agonizing in a really odd way.

[noxtivagus]

dfhaskdfjsdkf good day 😭

[astrxealis]

sometimes (often) i think about the characters i kin or relate to and then the realization comes in again and again that i need therapy (/lh?)

[x-adoringvoid-x]

I remembered I wanted to mention this!

I feel like people see my persona and think "ah, Sans fan"

That's true, love a good Sans, and the slime-skeleton idea was inspired by old Undertale ocs...

But may I offer:

My skeleton roots

[shatteredfears-arch]

i gained sudden muse bc i saw cj/dani reply to cassie

and what do i do the second i go on lappy

browse carrd templates

[theghostofashton]

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