#honestly the funniest is 3

[weirdbabs]

do you think buffy woke up in a post 9/11 america?

like i know season 6 aired on 10/2/01 so technically yes but that doesnt necessarily mean it was the same day in universe. buffy came back 147 days after she died (148 the day she came back) which is a little shy of 5 months. her mom died during spring break which would be the end of march, and then things started moving pretty quickly from there. you figure that was 3ish episodes where only a couple days passed between them, then there was a break where they were trying to fall into a routine, and then 4 episodes where i think 3 days passed. so there was at least like. 10 days maybe between her mother dying and her dying, but thats literally trying to take the least. that puts us at early april, which puts us right around 9/11/01

so did she wake up post 9/11 and which is funnier?

1. she wakes up post 9/11 and is trying to figure out why people are suddenly so patriotic and talking about terrorists, struggling to figure out how everything couldve changed so much in so little time

2. she was up pre 9/11 and feels even more so like shes trapped in hell with horrible violence all around her when it happens

or 3. she wakes up on 9/11. she had her own personal 9/11 on 9/11

[sexybritishllama]

so we did that tiktok trend where you make a mixed drink without anyone knowing what the others put in

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Whatever your feelings on Stalia are, you can’t deny that they most definitely matched each other’s freak. From day one too. Stiles is one of the main reasons why the pack was able to find Malia and turn her back into a human, all while not being able to read a word on paper or chalkboard. Malia wishes she weren’t turned back into a human, and was able to live out the rest of her life in coyote form, and also punched Stiles the next time they meet in the show. Then they do the deed in the super dark and creepy basement of a mental institution where they are both patients, and where Stiles keeps having dreams about the psychotic fox spirit possessing him. You know. Normal teenage stuff.

[donutdrawsthings]

So I went on a mountain hike with my family...

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Preteen Me: Hah! Look at these little babies!

All the primary 3's (1st grade I think):

Preteen Me:

The teachers:

[runninguplenorahills]

[trans-leek-cookie]

i wanna nominate Will from the Johto Elite 4 for the title of "one of the funniest trivia sections on Bulbapedia"

Just the back to back of "for a while people thought he only had one eye. He shares a lot of similarities with an earlier elite 4 member, in position, team composition, and design. He and his pokemon are transgender"

[seven-thewanderer]

I’m sorry I gotta say it now.

I keep getting these stupid Olive Oil ads and they keep being so funny to me XD

Like up first we got

Like sir. I may not know much on drinking terms but I don’t think that’s a shot.

Then we got

1 Spoon. A spoon. That’s not a spoon. Bestie ur chugging that thing

Then theres

Girl XD also the bottle looks like it says LIQUID GOLD girlie that definitely ain’t olive oil XD

Finally (the one that reminded me I was taking screenshots of this)

…you just completely missed it XD (also the last one looks fake to me)

But I guess my common question is: what did I do to get so many Olive Oil ads????

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

it's thasmissy weirdsex hours <3

[alienaiver]

formally starting chapter three of amethyst haze, so here's a sneak peek thats been in my draft document since the beginning !!! :3

Shinsou tells them how he’s going to meet up with you again this Sunday. Aizawa’s back stiffens but shows no other reactions. Yamada beams, “isn’t that adorable! It’s so rare to hear you talking about dates!”

Shinsou chokes on the piece of potato he was about to swallow at Yamada’s choice of words. Eri hands him his glass of water with an innocent smile but when he looks at her to thank her, she smiles mischievously, gleeful that her brother’s now the child whose love life their dads are obsessing over. He sighs and rubs the space between his eyebrows, “I’m not sure what it is yet, but calling it a date might be far-fetched.”

Aizawa grunts and takes his glass of water to his lips, “that may also be for the better.”

Now everyone’s looking at him. There’re different stages of confusion to be read in every family member’s face; Yamada’s being the most prominent one. Shinsou almost looks disgusted at the uncalled for comment.

“Why?” Yamada inquires, confused and unsure about what could’ve warranted such a response from his husband. Aizawa remains unfazed as he puts the glass back down, “it can be tricky to date such a big and devoted fan.”

“Aaah.” Eri lets out, performatively giving her father the feeling of being understood, though she hardly sees the issue either. From her point of view, the fact that her anti-social big brother is going out to do stuff besides a few beers occasionally, is a pretty amazing development.

“Huh?” Yamada says, nose scrunching up. Shinsou holds back a snort before he calmly replies, “I never thought you’d be the type of person to oppose that kind of thing.” Aizawa lifts his eyes only to look at his son sitting across from of him at the table, “and why is that?”

“Because you adopted one.”

This makes poor Eri, who was on her way to take a sip of water, spit the water back down the glass. Yamada howls out a laugh with his head thrown back. Aizawa’s eyes widens for a moment, surprised by the answer before he looks back down to his plate.

“There’s a big difference. I was an adult when I took in you two.”

Shinsou’s argument is not wrong and Aizawa knows it. Shinsou had, before even meeting his soon-to-be mentor, owned more Eraser Head merchandise than anyone else and even owned things Aizawa didn’t even know had been produced in his hero name. Shinsou had later confessed to having made it himself.

“Which is arguably a much bigger deal, isn’t it? Also you were about the same age as I am now.”

This actually seems to stump Aizawa, the comment about age. Shinsou hadn’t foreseen that to become a winning argument. Yamada wipes a stray tear from laughing before he squeezes Aizawa’s shoulder affectionately, “dear, you and I both know that Hitoshi’s a great judge of character so I hardly believe that we need to”-he stops to let out another laugh and looks at Shinsou-“God I’ve missed listening to you two bicker, I swear. You got that humor from me!”

Shinsou shakes his head and laughs, before scraping up the last of the curry from his plate, avoiding the carrots purposely. He clears his throat, “a-anyway. It’s not like we’re dating… I’m sure most of their interest in me is in my work and my persona, y’know? So there’s hardly any need for concern.”

[another-clive-blog]

Clive furniture

Alright so first of all- Thank you !!! =) Both for the fun ask and for the considerate/precise addition left for me, a guy who does better when following Ikea instructions lol

And also sorry for the delay ^^' I couldn't wait to do asks again and I'm so happy I can get back to them now !! Sci-fi AU let's GO !!!

Dimitri is a nat 20 on stealth, especially when he doesn't want anybody to find out about his little unethical time freeze experiments mdjvfj

[fauna-and-floraa]

The funniest thing about seeing all the different cat posts people tag as Lee Know is definitely the fact everyones right? He really is a cat guy. He would love that cat video or that cat mug or that cat t-shirt. It would join his collection of at least 10 other cat shirts he's been seen wearing. Stays don't over play the cat thing, it's just accurate.

[greetings-inferiors]

Noticed there was a goblin ambush ahead of me. Shadowheart said “there’s a goblin ambush ahead”. I switched to astarion, my rogue, and pressed hide, and started sneaking around them. Shadowheart immediately walks into a sight line then the goblin shoots a barrel full of alcohol and my entire party is engulfed in an explosion instantly downing all but Tav, who was watching from afar, presumably kicking another squirrel into a cliff. She decides she doesn’t know those people and walks away.

[kokoinupi]

i watched the 2007 rgg movie tonight just to see what its like and i have a lot to say about it but for now i just doodled my favorite scene bc i could not handle it

[bioluminescent-obscurity]

every now and then i reminisce about the days before guardian's "Retreat!" was changed to "Advance!" (that was more than a year ago? whew) for the sake of those huge scale clashes in wvw

not only would the losing side start retreating with great haste while yelling STAND YOUR GROUND to stop the enemy from pulling them in and tearing them to shreds

but the aggressors would also be roaring RETREAT on repeat as they sprinted over the fucking hills after their prey with the kind of frenzied bloodlust that you only ever see in the eyes of pvp gamers