#randyposting

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Where did my smiley face go :(

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Next on the roster by popular demand is Randy!! (my partner wanted him)

I might make a matching Oliver sticker to go with him!

My shop is now live!! Randy and Yes man stickers are £3 :)

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The "big three"'s opinions about trans people:

Drake: Doesn't see trans men as men, so uses being less masculine than a trans man as an insult (family matters)

J Cole: Only sees people as walking genitals, so says no matter how much a trans man says he's a man, he still has a vagina so his manhood is invalid (Pi)

Kendrick Lamar: We as a culture see femininity as a weakness, which is a big problem, because it leads to us welcoming trans men and shunning trans women. If a trans woman says she's a woman, why shouldn't I believe her. If a trans man says he's a man, why shouldn't I believe him. I've lived around trans people nearly all my life and they are some of the most important people in my life. When people use religion to justify their hatred towards trans people, I speak up in defence of my trans siblings, humanity is more important than religion. I also recognise that I've not been a perfect ally all my life, I've made jokes and used slurs that I didn't realise the harm of, and this realisation will lead to the emotional climax of my album (auntie diaries)

Can you tell which one is my favourite?

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“Suppose, god forbid, that you find yourself as a physicist…”

I love my pure lecturers

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Guys…

Fuck… I can’t believe i’m even starting to believe this… but I might think William and Mike are related…….

I was fully 100% against it but now I’m actually starting to believe it, fuck

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I really really REALLY wish that 0 divided by 1 was undefined, because irrespective of how much damage that would do to all of mathematics, the existence of an "antiprime", divisible by every number except 1 and itself, would be so funny

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Please play mindwave I love her

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Someone just beat hades for the first time, 5 years after the game’s release.

“But Randy,” I hear you ask, “the game has been out for five YEARS! It’s incredibly popular!” Some of you may be thinking “even I have beaten hades!”, but here’s the thing -

You haven’t.

You’ve probably beaten the main story, maybe even got to a few levels of heat on the pact of punishment. Was it 1? 5? Maybe even 10?

For the first time ever, someone beat a 64 heat hades run without mods or a seed. I’ll link the video here:

This might be one of the most insane things I’ve watched, ESPECIALLY after the “here’s why 64 heat hades is impossible” video 😂😂

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My theory for how Rose and Dirk's game is going to go is that they'll each have 4 kids of their respective species, but then somehow the candy kids will connect to their session, but before Dirk can intervene and wipe them out, Terezi stops him and says that she's joining the game, with the candy kids as her champions, thus putting them under her protection - and she'd be able to tell if he tries to control them, too, meaning he'd have to truly leave them alone.

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I am so split between wanting June to be a villain because it would be SO DAMN COOL but also if June is a villain everyone will accuse beyond canon ruin John by turning him into an evil tranny and that discourse sounds exhausting

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John is a fantastic audience surrogate because I didn't realise that his friends were bad people & bad parents until it came crashing down on me all at once either also I am a trans woman

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The first time I came out to my mother a big point of contention she had was the it was being online that "turned" me trans. That it was reddit that made me want to be a girl. Or discord that gave me dysphoria. And obviously I disagree. I'd say that my feeling that way is what led to me seeking out such things. You may be surprised to hear that most people on Reddit or discord aren't actually trans.

But I gave in. I deleted Reddit. I left all of the discord servers I was on as a girl. And I actively ignored any trans content for multiple years.

Obviously this didn't work.

So when I realised that oh I'm still trans, I start to seek these things out again (I mean not Reddit oh god no). Because it's easier to come out online. Less committal. But now once I start coming out again in real life, it looks like the internet turned me trans again.

So I'm sitting here watching JoJo's bizarre adventure (part 5), and Mista makes an inappropriate joke towards Trish. My mum walks in just in time to witness it and rolls her eyes. I say later on he's beaten up for it. She sits down and asks me if I've ever tried an internet detox. If maybe it's disconnecting me from reality and causing my mental health to... Struggle.

Now. Dear reader. My mental health has, in the past month, been the best it has been in years. She hasn't seen that, because being around her is a near constant stream of *gestures vaguely* this.

Anyway. I don't want to deal with this right now, I just want to watch JoJo. So I jokingly say that I obviously know the punchy ghosts aren't real. She doubles down and says she's talking about my wanting to become the other sex, and blames "Reddit and other internet chatrooms".

I tell her that I DID an internet detox. 4 years ago. I deleted everything. Started focusing on my studies more. It didn't work.

She then says that I didn't entirely. I still used the internet. I still watched things like JoJo. And that my mental health is starting to get bad again.

I refer you to my previous statement on that comment. She doesn't actually know whether or not my mental health is "bad". I'm the happiest I've been in years. She's just saying that I'm trans again.

I just turn on JoJo again and ignore her at this point. She waits a bit longer before walking off.

I did what she asked. But it wasn't good enough. I just didn't do it for long enough. I just didn't go far enough. I just didn't get rid of the right media. I interacted too much with the wrong people. I should just sit in my room doing nothing lest I get infected again. Because even if I'm an empty, miserable, depressed shell of a "man". Well. At least I'm not a fucking tranny.

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On the one hand yes I know that gender is a construct and that clothes and colours and items are gender neutral but on the other hand I've been a boy for so long that I should be allowed to overcorrect by finding the girliest skirt I can find and wearing it while eating an entire pack of bright pink unicorn ice-cream cones it is my right

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Just booked my blood test for getting HRT I'm so happy