#honestly this is just such bad scripting
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War, asteroid or AGI (artificial general intelligence) takeover? I still prefer the asteroid.
#got authority issues#while they are unearthing ancient viruses and bacteira from under the ice#one of them is called the zombie virus#honestly this is just such bad scripting
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"equal ground" a blu engiespy comic
CWs: graphic descriptions (not illustrations!) of violence/torture, illustrations of blood, bruises, fresh stitches. for the first one, please refer to this clip from poker night at the inventory if you need a preview.
thank you for reading
#my art#team fortress 2#tf2 comic#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#engiespy#napoleon complex#practical espionage#finally Finally the comic i've been hyping (?) up is finished and here for you to read#there were a lot of swirling ideas wrapped up into what is overall this comic that i spent a long time trying to get just right#and hopefully i did. idk you tell me#also the title is the one i said before was just a working title but honestly? by the end i couldn't think of anything else to call it#i think i do want to talk more about this comic later on though. i tried to make the context as clear as possible through the dialogue but#i never know with my own writing. especially when i've done 10-plus drafts of the script#all in all i put a lot of my time and work into this and all i can hope for is that somebody likes it. thank yew#EDIT: this is best viewed on a larger screen like a computer/tablet! it looks bad on my phone! just something to keep in mind!#cj's blu team
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yellowjackets s3 in a nutshell
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#honestly the only characters who made it bearable were nat and mari#sophie thatcher deserves an emmy just for acting with a script that bad#mari ibarra you will be dearly missed#her last words being fuck off really sum up my thoughts about s3
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just watched tadc ep5, spoilers in tags because im going to explode if i dont talk about it at least a little
#y010 popup#tadc#i cant believe that goosew has never actually shitposted about the tadc lore /j#wdym maid jax is canon#wdym the 'you like it' interaction is actually partially in the script. wdym michael was fully in character when he said that. i feel crazy#the fucking funnybunny pay off is so unreal too im so sorry funnybunny shippers i should've believed in you#abstragedy still isnt my fav ship but shit i just might#anyway#i actually love that they get to just have a day off (kinda) to chill out a bit with each other. sure hope nothing bad happens next ep /s#literally No One in the gang asked for ragatha's backstory but aren't we all glad she shared#ragatha you're so girlfailure please don't abstract haha (girlie you have so many death flags on you rn)#also Funny Things by RecD is somehow a sort of accurate prediction of jax's backstory#we're living in an era of tragic emotionally repressed men being factory produced and i honestly cant complain#oh yeah btw can someone please tell me why the background gag character is becoming???? plot relevant?????#anyway back to gangle i love how she literally doesn't hint at anything that might've made her end up with the headset#i dont like it but im gonna have to believe in the hospitalized theory at this point#she's literally so perfect this episode she even made high school au canon i was losing my mind#Oh Yeah speaking of jax is implied to have watched anime. also i think he forgot the word weeb.#ok that's too much text im gonna stop here#edit: adding onto this bc these thoughts are actually important#who made the stargazing suggestion? wouldn't it be really fucked up if ribbit made it since they're indirectly mentioned in that scene#i was wrong about jax not actually going to be scared of corn and i love that! i do wonder if it's actually going to tie into his lore tho
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Going to say this now even though I barely post here::::: Adaptations are never meant to be a 1:1 recreation of the original source material. The goal is never to recreate the exact same experience in a different format, the whole point of remaking something in a different format is to make something new.
I don’t understand why people are out here acting like the new Netflix ATLA walked onscreen, shot the original with a 44 and declared itself the new ATLA. I’m not saying you can’t criticise anything about it or any other adaptation, I just think a lot of people need to remember that an adaptation that gives you the same experience and explores the exact same themes and doesn’t elaborate on or look at things in different angles would be utterly pointless.
#honestly disappointed with how a lot of people are treating the cast of child actors#like even if you don’t like the script writing you don’t need to come after the kids#maybe the fans just have trauma from that terrible movie and don’t know how to cope with an actually decent adaptation idk#while I agree that a lot of live action remakes of animated media are unnecessary that doesn’t instantly make them bad yk#avatar the last airbender#Atla#netflix atla#netflix avatar#avatar live action#natla#natla positivity#natla review#natla critical#avatar analysis
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i feel like over the past few weeks ive gotten progressively more vocal and weird about pomni and i cant tell if im embarassed abt it or not....
#maybe thats just like. smth akin to recency bias and ive been just as weird abt her the whole time#there IS the bones post#(which i should rb again)#but like. i think this blog truly is an archive of me getting increasingly#obsessed with pomni#not uncommon . i do know its not uncommon#but im like how did i GET here#like 3 months ago i was going yeah i like her! shes fun!#and now im. gestures at All That#i mean i think ppl following me dont mind since this is the Be Strange Abt Ur Fav Character site#everyone does this here#but i do wish id post more art again i feel like ive been tlaking more than drawing#which isnt like inherently bad but does make me a bit sad#i need to make IMAGES#... also honestly this is in my nature. im always like this and it runs in the family#i was showing my mom my pomni cataloguing server and she was like this isnt that weird to me because#she does stuff like this w her favorite story and movie (wizard of oz)#shes told me before that when she was first living on her own shed play out the whole movie in her mind by memory for fun#and had a notebook where shed write out the entire script of the movie (and did this multiple times)#so like. it was inevitable that i would be a little like this abt my interest HAHA
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«The lost one.»
Lyrics: Kanaya - "Little hero".
An illustration for one of the RP arcs that still rips my soul. One abandoned, frightened cadet.
#honestly i still wonder why we were playing that script at all#i mean that arc ended over a month ago but we're still traumatized#part of me wants to tell the plot of our RP but another part understands that you suffer enough without it#so yup just a sad little clone here ya go#crosshair#crosshair tbb#tbb crosshair#the bad batch#tbb#sw#star wars
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Bit City actually rarely makes me laugh at all but I am going to watch it every time because they’re clearly having so much fun. I love them
#smosh#bit city#my issue with bit city is I really don’t enjoy how the cast does scripted content#Amanda was clearly reading a teleprompter during the giggles sketch which made me laugh#maybe they just don’t have enough time but it feels very stiff#more improv! less scripts!#the olive thing was also really bad lol but they clearly thought it was funny so it’s endearing!!!#Tommy also not good at reading his teleprompter/his monologue was too long#but it’s still early days!!!#they’ll get the hang of it#honestly they said it might suck in the beginning#I just hope they don’t stop making it due to criticism
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my opinion on jurassic world rebirth:
none of this had to be a jurassic park movie
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#and i say this as a jurassic park 3 enjoyer#also i see were regressing in the designs again. thats good thats great.#i see were also just ignoring sorna. thats wonderful.#again. why does this have to be a jurassic park movie.#but honestly i think i really am most mad about the designs#these are. quite bad actually!#to where i expect them from some other franchise! and does not help the feeling that this was a script#that just got haphazardly slapped with the jurassic world logo last minute#im not even getting into the waste of time thats the new ''mutant dinosaur''#babydoll you aint a mutant. leatherback pacific rim did it better a decade ago and youre still chasing that high
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Oh look, here's why season 2 sucks:

#good omens 2#good omens critical#I mean as if it wasn't blatantly obvious that there is absolutely nothing even remotely Pratchett-y in that season#that's exactly what is missing#it's just Gaiman writing a bunch of fanservice#for whatever reason#'instant gratification' maybe#see what I did there?#authors should stay clear of fanservice honestly#maybe even fandom as a whole#it's obviously bad for the creative process#why even shoehorn that 'bridge' in?#could have just made one sequel with Pratchett's ideas included#and publish your fanfic as an unused script#ah I'm still not over it#this will take a while
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Hey y’all I’ve seen some of these out there that are really good, so reblog this post with the name you gave the protagonists in persona games, any/all of them. So far I have:
P5: BONGRIS WONGRIS (yes in all caps. I didn’t know you could change to lowercase. His full title is actually BONGRIS WONGRIS: REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS if you were wondering)
Also I named the phantom thieves “the fellas”
P4: Tootsy Noodles (From that one Starkid bit. Spending the whole game being called tootsy-kun was a very good experience)
P2: I’ve always kept Tatsuya with his actual name BUT you also get to choose his nickname and in my first playthrough of the games I nicknamed him “babygirl” and boy was that great. Nothing can ever top suddenly coming across this in EP

I changed it to “bitchboy” in my more recent playthrough for a little variety
#I completely forgot abt it until Eikichi suddenly said it halfway through the game#and it threw me off so bad bc at first I just thought it was a regular line bc honestly Eikichi calling him that is not that off script#anyway please tell me what you’ve named your weirdos I need to know#persona 5#persona 4#persona 3#persona 2#do you get to name yourself in persona 1? I haven’t started playing it yet#can’t wait for p3r to come out so I can bestow even more goofy names
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#wow it was an absolute mistake to watch Furiosa right after Fury Road. honestly Furiosa was an absolute mistake in general holy shit#sry i havent been on tumblr lately my hands have been busy w projects but i HAVE TO VENT THIS OUT#WHY WAS ALL THE IMAGERY SO SOULLESS AND SHITTY?? WHY WERE THE COSTUMES CHEAP UNI-COLOUR PLASTIC??#DID THEY EVEN HAVE ANY BUDGET AT ALL? THE CREDITS ARE FULL OF NAMES. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE DID THEY JUST SIT THERE#WHY DID THEY MAKE SUCH A LOSER VILLAIN LIKE HE HAD ZERO COOLNESS FACTOR NO HUMANIZING/LIKEABLE QUALITIES 0/10#WHY WOULD YOU PUT COMEDIC RELIEF IN THE FORM OF COMEDY RATHER THAN THEATRICS LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE#THEY CALL IT FURIOSA CUZ ITS MAKIN ME A FURIOUS#PLUS LIKE PEPPERING IN SCENES FROM THE FIRST MOVIE MAKES THIS ONE LOOK SO MUCH WORSE BY COMPARISON#hooh okay like fr tho there is no nice way to say it. that was terrible. like terrible bad. no redeeming qualities.#well. there were dogs. thats it. thats where the good parts start and end. i dont even know if they were real dogs tbh#the sound design/music was terrible too. many moments of just dead air (without purpose) or inappropriate sound#the acting was so reserved its like they didnt want any of the actors to show any emotion other than stoic (or comedic for the villain)#man that was definitely like a la croix flavour of movie (except i actually like la croix)#literally tho why did no one show any emotion at all#plus inappropriate romance added like??#and the heavy subject so pervasive in the first movie was like 'oh nvm that didnt happen everything is good here'#just wow man. wow. I wouldn't be as mad if this had any fun factor at all. zero fun to be had in this.#i s2g if there were less neon red paint as a stand-in for blood#... this would've been rated like PG 13 max. it couldve easily been trimmed down to PG like. it was so sanitized.#like im not saying they had to show a certain graphic subject. but they could have actually put the R rating to use#their budget wouldve been better spent rewriting the script and hiring less known actors.#idr when this came out was it a covid casualty or an enshittification casualty? probably the latter if not both#shouldve watched them in reverse order but i wasnt planning on watching the second.#like sure first movie is a bit cheesey and not a lot of depth because of how fast paced it goes. but it was FUN. the actors acted.#anyway thats my vent i gotta mentally cool off now lol that seriously made me so mad#ShitPost.exe#fr tho like i knew it was gonna be shit when i first heard about it happening and the actors they chose. but i didnt know it was...#...gonna be THIS BAD. like especially the visuals and dead air in between awkward one-liners that gave me secondhand embarrassment#0/10 dont watch Furiosa if you havent already. Fury Road is good. Furiosa is like... the dollar store version of that universe#like complete with the halloween store version of the characters costuming lmao i wouldnt doubt that cosplayers have prob done it way better
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What I wouldn't give to see Victoria and Jamie's goodbye in it's proper original form
#wren rambles#doctor who#jamie mccrimmon#victoria waterfield#16 year old me shipped them SO HARD and I never saw even a reconstruction of fury of the deep i just read the script#i wasn't watching the reconstructions back then and the animation hadn't been made yet at that point#but DANG watchign it now I'm like almost crying even though it's an awkward animation#Jamie wanted her to stay SO BAD#AUGH#missing episodes my detested 😔#fury of the deep part six is now one of my most wanted episodes#along with jamie and the doctor's argument in evil of the daleks#and the brig's first episode in web of fear#and ALL of highlanders#and of course tenth planet#honestly this rewatch i was like “did i pick up the right vibes when I shipped them as a teenagers?”#the answer is yes. yes i did. 16 year old me handshake 23 year old me: Shipping Jamie and Victoria
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watched lifeforce (1985) tonight

ltbxd: Hooptober 15/31- 1 Tobe Hooper film
I didn't have much of any specific expectations for this but I REALLY liked it! The ~zombie effects are very cool & it did more than I was expecting with the element of vampirism (was mostly just expecting the sexual stuff so that's.. not saying terribly much) & I was surprised/delighted by some plot beats in the middle right out of the original Dracula novel. A really fun time!
addition: i was bitching a little abt the story earlier but overall did like it and got gradually more irritated seeing reviews talk about 'the naked vampire girl is the best part' or 'the script takes the details of the 'science' so seriously 🙄' and it PISSED ME OFF!!! like 1. the movie is definitely sexist but there's more interesting things going on than that and 2. if a self-serious story w fantastical elements is too much for you maybe... don't watch science fiction movies lol
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ship is shaped like a comet :)
#p#2024 media thread#further edit: damn what is people's standard for 'so bad it's good' movies.#like is it weird? yes am i saying it's high art or excellent character work or the most finely crafted script out there? no#but it is INTERNALLY CONSISTENT and decently well acted and has effects that hold up. why can't it be weird and neither good nor bad#honestly i didn't even think it was THAT weird either it just has a lot of tropes of different genres going on lol
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It's kinda funny seeing actual productions with smaller teams get trapped in this cage of fandom pandering that makes it so they can't change anything about their series at all without huge amounts of backlash. Like nothing can evolve if people have gotten any amount of attached to it. I think the best/most well known example of this currently is Hazbin Hotel (sorry to reveal that I watched it specifically to dissect this exact stuff I'm talking about, and yes, I pirated it) and the general Vivziepop CU, so many decisions in that series were very obviously made in order to keep up with fandom expectations and demands and the show suffered for it. Like, even aside from being really unfunny, fanservice for oldheads eats up so much of the series that every part of the plot borders on incoherent. Watching hazbin hotel feels like a "best moments" clip comp of a better show. And there are many other reasons it probably isn't worth watching but in complete isolation as a phenomenon wrt webseries, it's such a good case study in fandom and fanon overtaking a project that started out as a loose handful of OC concepts.
I think this becomes a lot more obvious if you also watch Helluva Boss (god forbid), I think its issues are a lot more direct because the series comes out in real time and has no core plot outside of a fanfic tier slow burn romance. Before that kicks in, it is like, the obviously better version of this whole universe(I still don't think it's that good and it's mostly pretty unfunny as well), it feels like it exists in a world instead of being a lot of self contained plot points and conversations. But THAT goes down the drain pretty quickly, I've lost interest in it as a Webseries Phenomenon but everything I've seen is suffering from the exact same fanservice-first issue hazbin does. And like, this model is successful because, well, fans like being serviced, but it's also totally unsustainable as a storytelling model. This kind of stuff survives off being able to provide moments to squee over in perpetuity, so it has to degrade its previous plot points and decisions constantly in order to maintain a status quo that generates drama. Like they have the same obvious conflicts forever and ever because there isn't any other substance to the series and characters and nothing new can ever happen especially if it would fuck with hazbin hotel. It's very bizarre
#talk#I could honestly be a lot more thorough with this but this series Isnt really worth that energy to me I have neither the respect nor the#personal attachment to it to do it any amount of justice to be real.#Its not a concept Im able to connect to and meet on its level it constantly pulls me out of it. It feels like reading the beta version of a#script for something that is bad but at least has SOME kinf of value to it whereas this like. I just cant wrap my brain around what#people are getting from it
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The thing about the last “Camelot” revival is that they made so many changes, it begs the question why they just didn’t write a whole new show from scratch. You have to remember “Camelot” isn’t just based off Arthurian more it’s an adaptation of T.H. White’s “The Once & Future King” a doorstop per of a novel (it’s actually 4 different books published as one volume” that is billed as “the world’s greatest fantasy classic”. And it’s only 1 of 2 adaptations - the other being Disney’s “The Sword in the Stone”. So I can totally understand why critics and fans didn’t enjoy it at all.
I'll be honest I don't really think the changes are THAT major, like structurally it's hitting a lot of similar beats especially since they had to keep the same song story beats. Especially when you consider the show before Sorkin and Sher ever got involved at all was a constantly evolving beast (to me there's a world of difference between the movie Camelot and the 2008 Lincoln Center production that leaned more into the goofy camp aspects. Hello Morgan Le Fay who loves chocolate lol!) I've seen people argue that maybe they should have never tried to change the show with a new creative team, and while I've certainly turned the argument over in my head, I think I ultimately land on, Lerner and Lowe kept reworking it in their life time, I actually think it's kind of in the spirit of the show to keep working on it. It's actually one of my favourite things about this show, that no two versions are alike! Even when a change isn't my cup of tea I really like seeing where they take this material. I think that's what makes theater special, that you can have stuff like this where the work is never done. (Like Hadestown or Chess!) I don't think there is a "definitive version of Camelot the musical".
But with that being said, different versions means it'll cater to different tastes, I do understand that the new script has a distinctly modern, sarcastic, veryyy quippy, voice to it that is not like the original writer's style (and yeah you feel it when the original work IS included) (honestly I don't even like when they throw in jokes in the vein of "stop singing that stupid song" like it's a golden age musical. Plz.) Not to mention I think the new script mines slightly different themes out of the show and if someone doesn't like it I can't say I blame them 🤷🏻♀️ look I'm a Hadestown NYTW version truther so I can understand the plz don't touch my baby mindset haha
#I think what I mean when I make jokes about “why the hate?!” on my blog#it's more like I don't understand when the reaction is SO STRONG??? if that makes sense#like I had someone tell me “ew why would you waste your money” and I was like damn??? It's flawed#but even when I'm being at my most critical I don't think it's sway people away from it bad??#honestly that goes for the movie too I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAY EITHER#okay sorry not the point I'm getting off topic did this ramble make any sense??#🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️#ask#anon#sorry I didn't even touch the OAFK of that ask#uhhh to that I say the musical in all versions has always kind of just been influenced by the book but I mean........#it's about as much like the book as Aaron Sorkins script is to the other versions of the musical so 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ take that as you will#OKAY NOW I'M GETTING INTO THE CAN OF WORMS OF ADAPTING STORIES SORRY#This is an interestingggg subjectttt to disscuss THE LAYERS!#🤔🤔🤔
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