#hope this answers your q 🤗

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why does the mc HAVE to get the phylactery and records to be "free"? like can't they just not do what the clergy wants them to do? are they bound by magic?

I mean, they could just not do what the clergy tells them, it is what they have been doing for the past 200 years. But in my mind, after this gross overstep of boundaries(MC being forced back) I think they just want to close that chapter of their life, and they would do that by expunging every trace of their oath, including the records and whatever is left of their blood in Oakwerth.

However, this *is* first draft writing (you know, when I'm still figuring out the story myself) and I suspect that the motivations of MC will become clearer with rewrites. As it stands, I also feel like it is a bit lackluster.

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Laucy 2.O

Hiiii babies and dear Anons 👋🏼🤗. I'm back with a new post. And I know, I know, I apologize again for my disappearance but I haven't been well for 3 months and also have been in the hospital again for a week 😭. I don't want to bore you with my health, but I just ask you to be patient again for future posts 😅🙏🏼.

I was answering the asks in my mail when I realized that 2 of them in particular were asking the same thing. I started writing and the more I did, the more I realized how long it was getting and I therefore decided to split it off from the Q&A post I started and which you guys will have, and make it a separate one on today's topic which you can see from the title.

Without further ado, let's go straight to the answers of those 2 asks. Enjoy 🙃.

HIII to you too, my dear 👋🏼😄. You're the purple heart Anon 🙃. That's how I always mentioned you to my gf, and the fact that you always remembered to say hi to me because you know it's important to me, always distinguished you from others especially because you do it in caps every time and you always make me smile/laugh because I know it's a dig for all those Anons who don't 🤣. Of course I remember you, as you can see 🤗!

1) I'm getting better. Very slowly, but I'm getting better. I still have a lot of medical checks to do but then I hope to finish once and for all because I'm honestly tired of hospital, doctors, and being sick in general 😩. Thank you for your concern and I really hope you're well and healthy 🥰.

2) Of course I can expose them 😉. This post is dedicated to that 😜.

And yeah, I hope they don't steal again because for real then I'd stop doing big analysis like I did in the past for Laucy, for the AMA's 2018, etc. I just want people to respect my decision to not want my stuff off Tumblr and ask me first if they really wanna post anything of mine outside of here, so that we can arrange what’s good for me for them to post and what’s not. That's all.

P.S. you made me laugh with the caps part which I guess was shouted 🤣🤣.

3) Thank you for always being so kind to me, my dear 💜 Anon. I really mean it 🤗. Have a beautiful day too 🙃. My gf says hi too 😄. I love you too and take care 😘.

Hello to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. Greetings from my gf too 🙃.

It is a pain, and not because you asked, but because of the PR. And not even for the PR per se, but just because it's always the same shit we've seen (and will continue to see) over and over again but with different people. But anyway, let's get into it.

Oh and, small disclaimer. Sasha's pronouns are ze/her/they and I used she/her when I wrote this. I'm explaining this to you guys just to clarify that I didn't misgender her, okay? Good 😇.

Let's start with the new and improved version of Laucy. Welcome to Laucy 2.O, my dear Anon and my dear 💜 Anon, and any other of you babies who are reading.

Sasha Mallory, born on August 6, 1988 (age 35), professional dancer, and runner-up on season 8 of So You Think You Can Dance in 2011 when she was 23. She's worked in many dance companies, music videos, tours of singers such as Madonna, Adam Lambert, and Katy Perry, and done much more. Along with her family, she owns and operates the Mallory Academy of Dance (in Bakersfield California) in which she obviously also teaches.

In my opinion, chosen precisely because of her sexuality (as Laur herself said when talking about the Valentine's Day post in the People article: “Queer representation is important”) and her profession because, unlike Laur's other queer friends who were already her friends anyway and someone new was needed in her life, Sasha's in the industry and travels a lot precisely for the same reason. She ‘understands’ that life. And she certainly benefits from the money made from the contract and, more importantly, the visibility in the industry for her work.

Having explained the basics, let's get down to the facts and the not-so-subtle stages:

The beginning

-  Prelude. For those who don't know, Prelude premiered with a special global livestream via Moment House on October 14 and 15, 2021, but was officially released on November 5, 2021. It took them 6 days to make/film it. On September 11, 2021, Laur received the videos that she included by turning them almost into a documentary (with the help of Matthew Siskin of course, the co-director and co-editor along with Lo), and they started promoting the project on September 14, 2021. Before all this, however, there were the organization and the rehearsals to bring the project to life.

Lauren and Sasha met in mid-August 2021 (roughly the 13th) thanks to Coral Dolphin, the choreographer who took care of Prelude (and the tour).

To confirm the timeline, these are Laur's very first likes on their profiles (Coral Dolphin, José Gabriel Baez, Sasha, and Triana Steward), except for Aahkilah Cornelius, who didn't even have IG at the time, and Jesse Johnson who didn't post anything in general (not even anything personal) from the time they met (not even Prelude) until 2022 (personal stuff).

- From November 20 to December 1, 2021, Tour: An Evening with Lauren Jauregui. With Laur, Coral direction and choreography, and Sasha and José dancers.

The hang out no longer just professional

- First speculations created on March 12, 2022, after the insta-stories and that post (posted two days later) with the alpacas, with contribution of the tweet to pretend to mislead, but actually start inserting the seed 🧫 into people's heads 🧠:

A couple of appearances together with other friends: 1) at Banks' concert on Apr 6, 2022, along with *cough* coincidentally and not to publicize two things at the same time *cough*  the announcement of Laur's participation in The Serpentina Tour, 2) at Coachella on Apr 17, 2022, *cough* she didn't go there with Lo and her friends, she was there only because she had to perform/dance with Channel Tres with whom she was booked from Mar 18, 2022, to Dec 31, 2022 *cough*.

- Sasha danced with her and José again (for the last time so far) at the Al Sol Blume Festival on April 30, 2022 (the 3 of them rehearsed from the 27th to the 29th).

Another appearance together on a boat with all of Laur's friends on May 14, 2022.

- Rumors reinforced by the trip to Cuba for Laur's birthday in which I'll underline, there were other people, friends, with them and her brother. *let's water the seed 💧*

We're just friends, people, isn't it obvious? *Please don't let it be obvious*

+ denial/fake protection

- Sasha went on the New York (July 27, 2022) and Denver (Aug 2, 2022) tour dates before continuing with her gig for the Channel Tres tour, and on Aug 1st, Laur posted that tweet just to add fuel to the fire. *let's keep watering 💧*

Lo wished her a happy birthday with a post on Aug 6, 2022.

- On November 29, 2022, Sasha posted a TikTok with the “Reasons Why I'm SINGLE” filter and on December 3, 2022, she replied to someone by saying that she and Lauren were just friends. Both then deleted. Did you have any doubts about it? 😑

In the meantime tho, other appearances together: on Sept 17, 2022, (Aliyah Niambi's insta-story) to celebrate an Aja Monet working achievement, on Oct 30, 2022, for Halloween, on Oct 31, 2022, for the Paramore concert, and on Dec 8, 2022, for Channel Tres tour date in L.A. where Ty was too. *👏🏼🙌🏼 a reunion with 2 PRs, yeeeey 🥳🤣🤣🤣*

“She like who she like”/The confirmation

- Snow Tha Product EVERYNIGHTNIGHTS PODCAST live streamed on January 12, 2023, in which Laur publicly said for the first time that she was into a woman, specifying “a femme, a non-binary” and choking and freaking out more and more in explaining because she didn't know whether she was defining her the correct way or not. Sasha changed her bio to the one she still has now immediately after: * we're almost there 💧*

- On January 18, 2023, there was the video on Lauren's Patreon Zoom as they played Uno to confirm even more who she was talking to Snow about, plus the fans' backlash and Laur's obvious reaction to 100% confirm: *has germinated 🌱*

- The UnitedMasters GRAMMY party (Feb 3, 2023) before the final push, let's call it the oh-so-unpredictable boom of the definitive confirmation of the Valentine's Day post (Feb 14, 2023).

The explanation

- In the Zach Sang Show interview released on March 31, 2023, she said that they'd been together for a year, that there had been attraction from the first moment they danced Don't Wanna Say, and that however, neither of them told the other anything for a while; Sasha because Lauren was her boss and she wanted to be respectful and Laur because she didn’t think it was mutual. She explained that she was the one who made the first move by inviting her over to her house to hang out. They cooked together and only after Sasha left very early, Lo confessed everything to her via text to which Sasha replied that she felt the same way. Laur specified that it happened the night before she left to go back to Miami because she still lived there and still had 3 months of lease for the house.

End of the important stuff (for now)

Now let's talk logic, dates, and bullshit.

Let's break down piece by piece the already checked and verified facts I've listed to you, with what she said on the Zach Sang Show, and let's see what's true and what's not.

1) Taking into consideration the date I believe to be correct, Lauren and Sasha met on August 13, 2021. Attraction from the first moment they danced Don’t Wanna Say: “The chemistry was just crazy. I was like, what the fuck is this? I feel so attracted to you”.

In addition to the promo for Prelude, there was no interaction or public appearance together until the tour.

2) They went on tour from November 20 until December 1, 2021. “And then it was like super low-key. We both had like a crush on each other but didn't say anything about it for a minute”, Sasha because Lauren was her boss and she wanted to be respectful, and Laur because she didn't think it was mutual.

After the tour, again no public appearances together until March 12, 2022 (alpacas). This, this one right here, is the timespan that interests us the most.

3) The first move and the confession: “I invited her to come over to hang out with me and we made dinner together and stuff. And it was a date in my head, but she didn't know it was a date. She thought we were hanging out just casually” - small pause to look at Chantal (her manager Chantal Felice) as she did other times during bullshit - “So she ended up leaving hella early” blah, blah, blah, blah, blah “I sent her this like, really long cute ass message and she was like: what?”

4) The explanation of when it happened: “Actually, that happened right before I left back to Miami. So we were here in L.A. and it was right before I left back to Miami because I was living in Miami at the time. So I had like 3 months still of my lease in Miami. So it was like the day before I left, was when I texted her and was like ‘this is how I feel’. And she was like ‘what the fuck? I feel the same way’ and I was like ‘what?’. So yeah, we had like 3 months in between. - Now we see each other when we can”.

Okay, that day? That dinner ‘they had’ the night before going back to Miami? It never happened. And those 3 months that she wanted to make believe were in Miami? They're not correct.

No surprise there since we know it's all made-up narrative for the PR, but do you wanna know how I know? I know because unfortunately for both Camren, fans save every little thing posted on the internet that concerns them and their lives. I checked. Laur's last night in L.A. was December 18, 2021, and who did she spend it with? WITH CORAL! They had dinner IN A RESTAURANT before going to The Peppermint Club (West Hollywood). The next day (the 19th), Lo was in Miami and returned to Los Angeles on February 5, 2022.

Here you can see the screenshots I took of Laur's insta-stories. One from her last day in Miami on February 4, 2022, with Mateo, the son of her friend Alexa Ferrer, and another one from when she returned to Los Angeles on February 5, 2022, which can be compared with the post Lo published on February 25, 2022, in which she was with her friend Britt (Brittany Martinez-Hewitt):

Here, however, Coral's insta-story (Dec 18) and the screenshot I took from one of Laur's insta-stories (Dec 19), specifically from the one where she was playing with Cleo:

You can also compare Coral's insta-story with the post Laur published on December 21, 2021. From slides 6, 7, and 10, you can very well see both how Lo's outfit matches and how it was the same night.

You can also see from Coral's insta-story how it was night outside. It's clearly visible from the glass window behind Laur. And now tell me, is there anything about this picture that makes you think it was Lauren's house or otherwise a house in general? And does it look like Sasha was there? Maybe hidden under the small table that was clearly only for two people and that makes you understand that no one else was with them? 🤣🤣🤣 Sasha wasn't even there that night! They didn't see each other at all! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 So what dinner had and cooked at your house the night before you went to Miami are we talking about, Laur? What in the PR and the alternative universe are you talking about? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Debunked the dinner, let's move on to the 3 months.

The timespan between December 18, 2021 (last day in L.A.) and February 5, 2022 (return to L.A.) is 1 month and 18 days to be exact. I'm gonna abound by saying they were almost 2 months if I have to, but it's certainly not 3. They don't match the idea that by “I was living in Miami at the time. So I had like 3 months still of my lease in Miami - So yeah, we had like 3 months in between”, she meant to imply that they didn't see each other because she stayed in Miami for 3 months. Yeah, she still had 3 months of lease for the house, but that doesn't mean she stayed there for real as I've shown you. And it can't even be that she was talking about another time period because she's never stayed in Miami for 3 months since she met Sasha in August of 2021.

On the other hand, the timespan between December 18, 2021 (last day in L.A.) and March 12, 2022 (alpacas) is 2 months and 22 days. I can again abound by saying that they were almost 3 months, but only to let Lo get away with it. This does match the “we had like 3 months in between”, but it also proves another lie at the same time.

Remember how I also wrote in the initial list that Sasha was booked to perform with Channel Tres from March 18, 2022, to December 31, 2022? Well, she hadn't left yet for the first date, which was Lollapalooza in Chile (March 18, 2022). So, if Laur was back in town on February 5, 2022, what exactly was the reason they didn't see each other for precisely 1 month and seven days (February 5 to March 12) before that PUBLIC hang-out with Lauren's friends (alpacas)?

If December 18, 2021 (last day in L.A.) and March 12, 2022 (alpacas) match the almost 3 months said on the Zach Sang Show, what exactly was the reason for not seeing each other before the 12th (alpacas)? After not seeing each other since that oh-so-real dinner before Laur returned to Miami, and especially after they confessed to liking each other via texts, do they really want me to believe they waited another month since Lauren was back in town to see each other? And in the company of other people on top of that? Come on now 🤣🤣🤣. After all that waiting, they would've seen each other the moment Laur set foot back in town if it had been a real relationship.

Debunked even the 3 months, let's move on to the part of the interview in which she said they'd been together for a year.

As I said before, the Zach Sang Show interview was released on March 31, 2023. It was filmed definitely a few days prior or in any case in the same month since it was primarily done for the promo of Trust Issues (which was released on the same day as the interview) and In Between. From that, since to Zach's question “How long have you been together?” she answered “We've been together for like a year” and it was March 2023, we can establish that by March 2022 they were already together officially as a couple. Or rather, already since before February 2022 given what Laur said about the Valentine's Day post in the interview with People (May 26, 2023): “We'd been together for a year by that point”.

Neither of them has yet specified what the official date is, but still based on the date of Lo's last day in L.A. because of the so-real ‘dinner and text’ story, we can assume that December 18, 2021, is the specific date on which they officially got together. Unless we'll have anniversary posts in the future.

So, if they've already been together since December 18, 2021, then why instigate/tease Snow during her podcast about the fact that she missed the opportunity to kiss her in the Piña video? Why push her so hard and on several occasions for other things as well?

***I'd like to clarify anyway that I've taken Mila completely out of the equation also because this acting as single people of theirs is something that has been going on for them basically since the X-Factor days (they did, they do, and they have to keep doing it for appearances, or simply when they're mad at each other 😅). All this is just me proving and exposing Laucy 2.O. Okay, let's move on.***

And speaking of Piña, on September 19, 2022, Lauren and Snow did the TikTok live to promote the song by also saying that they would've made the video as soon as they were both in town (L.A.). Which happened in October. On October 5, 2022, @jakehenrythgc posted a picture together with Lo on the set of the video (in the La Cita Bar: bar/live music venue/nightclub in Downtown L.A.). Laur posted an insta-story while watching the full video for the first time on October 26, 2022, and on December 19, 2022, the video was released.

So if the video was shot on October 5 when Snow missed the opportunity to kiss her, shouldn't that date be calculated in that year with Sasha? Was it crossed off in the calendar and no one told me? If Laur had actually been in a relationship for a year, she wouldn't have insisted so much on the missed opportunity to be kissed by another person even if only professionally. Although we could see in that very podcast how important 'professionally' is to Lauren. So important, she didn't even remember doing it with a guy in the Always Love video 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣.

But back to being serious. If she'd actually been in a relationship for a year, she never would've pressed and pushed Snow's buttons in that way on different things. But no, she instigated/teased her a lot of times by even saying other things outside of Snow specifically, like the fact that she likes to provoke in general even straight girls: “I love making straight girls question who they are” – “I'm just trying to see if you're really as straight as you think you are”.

And with those 2 sentences, I want to remind you all of something she said in Becky G's podcast (the very first reason why I'm here and you guys know me https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/648191757219250176/there-is-a-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel) and how these 2 sentences are yet another proof of how much bullshit she had to say that day to hide her truth:

Wasn't she the one who had an ‘issue flirting with girls’ and who felt ‘disgustingly uncomfortable’ because she felt ‘like a predator’, ‘the aggressor’, ‘the one who was like the masculine energy in the scenario’, because she was ‘always the one turning her’? Wasn't she the one who didn't want to be able to ‘potentially put off that kind of vibe onto someone or invade or like anything like that’? So, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? And even with straight girls no less 🤦🏻‍♀️. Please, Lauren, explain yourself? Explain to the audience 🤣. Justify the bullshit you had to say about Camila by succeeding in making a lot of CS leave. Justify the bullshit you had to say in comparison with the truth and reality you said NOW.

All the chickens come home to roost, my friends. Always 🙌🏼. It doesn't matter if years go by, but the truth always comes out 🔥.

Anyway, back to Laucy 2.O. If Lauren had actually been in a relationship for a year, she wouldn't have behaved that way with another person. She wouldn't have done any of that. She wouldn't have behaved the way an available person would. This even proves by itself that the relationship is fake. The fact that she did it during a live podcast and didn't give a damn about all the fans present, proves it even more. Tsk-tsk. In a relationship for a year, HA! Don't make me laugh 😏.

Not to mention the fact that Sasha was (and maybe still is) with Baylie Olsen. Now the engagement you mentioned in the ask, there's no trace of anything like that at all as far as I know, dear Anon. It'll be part of the various bullshit that CS and other ‘fans’ made up 🤷🏻‍♀️ as usual 🙄. What I do know and can prove is the fact that Sasha and Baylie met in early May 2019 during rehearsals for the Eurovision performance which then took place on May 18, 2019, with Madonna.

They were both backup dancers throughout Madonna's Madame X era including the Madame X Tour which lasted from September 12, 2019, to March 4, 2020. And as you can see here:

They started dating loooong before August 2021, which is when Lauren and Sasha met, and that they continued to do so at least publicly until April 2022, which is even after the hang-out with the alpacas (March 14, 2022).

And these are not even all the pictures they commented on and liked on each other 🤣. There are many more that you can very well go see for yourselves on both of their profiles. So “My first Valentine” my ass, Sasha 🤣. Oh and by the way, Laur was obviously aware and supportive of their relationship:

Going back to talking about the Valentine's Day post instead: “I kinda did it very whimsically. I didn't even tell her I was gonna post it” (Zach Sang Show) – “On Valentine's Day, I did it very impulsively. I didn't even talk with them about it first” (People). Oh yeah sure, because it's totally normal to not talk to your partner about something as unimportant as making it official to the world BEFORE actually doing it, right?

Miss I prefer to live my life off of social media and keep my private life private, Miss confidentiality, Miss privacy in all respects suddenly didn't care. Miss I keep having to pretend that I was outed in 2016 and not that it was all arranged, suddenly just didn't care about doing something like that? Seriously? Suuuure. Sure, sure, sure, Jan, right. No, for real, who believes that? Who can believe that that behavior could have been normal and not something planned/arranged?

Even this alone, does nothing but prove 2 things (again, back to my very first post and Becky G's podcast and all that fake situation they created that I talked about on several occasions): 1) It reconfirms for the umpteenth time the story of the fake coming out arm-in-arm with the PR with Lucrezia um sorry, Lucy. 2) This PR with Sasha.

Why? Because someone who claims to have been haunted by being outed when she wasn't ready, DOESN'T BEHAVE THAT WAY! Someone who claims to have been traumatized by that whole experience, someone who's not an ordinary person but a public figure and therefore double haunt and trauma, DOESN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! Tell me who, after all that, wouldn't talk to their girlfriend before officially posting something romantic-wise for the first time? Who wouldn't make sure she was okay with it first? Especially since, again, we're not talking about an ordinary person. We're talking about someone famous with 12 million followers on IG.

A person who's actually gone through that kind of trauma, would never dare to do that. It wouldn't even cross their mind because they'd have respect for the person they're with. They’d also take their partner's feelings into consideration. They’d make sure that it would be okay for them even if their partner's out and proud, because they would never want to make someone else experience the trauma they themselves experienced firsthand. And honestly, tell me, does this seem to be the case for Lauren?

What I'm seeing now, from the podcast with KITTENS actually, is that they're using the strategy of showing Lauren's change. Showing more and more how she's healed and how she's more comfortable and open with her sexuality. I'm very happy about it, don't get me wrong. It's about time she could show what she in reality is since she was 17/18 years old. And I'm not even saying it's not true that for years she'd struggled with her internalized homophobia and all the other problems. Hell, we know fully well that's true. And I also understand that she had to suppress herself and follow the narratives mostly to hide Camren, let alone if I don't understand that. I'm just saying that, what I don't like is the way they made her act. Just as it doesn't sit well with me the usual incoherent love propaganda that they've already used in the past. I'll explain myself better.

Oh and, speaking of incoherent love propaganda used before. Is it only me who noticed that since that Valentine's Day post, Lauren's started talking about Sasha in interviews in the exact same way she used to talk about Ty when she was in a PR relationship with him? I mean, no differences? No imagination for something new? No? Just copy and paste? Um, okay… I- um 🤔🤨 I'll shut up 🤐.

Back to this incoherent love propaganda.

If “We're so solid, and we have such a beautiful foundation and so much trust and love between us” (People), and if “the core-” of their relationship “-is love and respect” as she said in Shannon Boodram's podcast along with other things, then where was this trust and respect when she thought (?):

Zach Sang Show: “Damn is Valentine’s Day. I’m seeing all these people post their babes, I was like, this is my baby. Like I’m in love and I don’t care. I don’t care!” --- “But like I said, Valentine’s Day came, I saw all these cute pictures and I was like, you know what? Me and baby are cute. So I’m gonna post it”.

People: “I'm in love. We'd been together for a year by that point, and I was like, ‘You know what? Fuck it’.” --- “On Valentine's Day, I did it very impulsively. I didn't even talk with them about it first. I was just seeing people post their significant others, and I was just like, ‘Dude, I'm in love. These pictures are so cute. We're so cute. People deserve to see this shit’. Queer representation is important, I think”.

So 🤔 what I grasped from both interviews is that, she did it because she didn't care and because people deserved to see that shit because queer representation is important (although I agree with that last part), but at the same time (?):

Zach Sang Show: “The layer of fame is like a whole thing. But it’s so beyond that. I think the reason I keep my private life private for the most part, is because people are so invasive and projective”. --- “Especially people who say they’re fans”. --- “There’s those other people who just are so attached to you that they feel they have ownership over you and then they just like, trash someone you love and just try to make their lives miserable or make up things about them”. --- “That part is so weird to me, so I try to keep what makes me happy away from people who want to project unhappiness onto it”.

Oh yeah, we all saw that 🤦🏻‍♀️.

I mean, I'm being sarcastic here because she was talking about Sasha's situation, which is not true. But it is the truth in reality. It's the truth that applies in her life and above all with whom? *whispered echo: 🗣️ Cameeeela*

People: “Most of my relationships, I keep under wraps, just because it's really odd to have so many strangers have an opinion about who you're choosing to love or what goes on between the two of you. But I just want to be able to love them out loud and be able to share that with people”. --- “So, people's opinions don't really don't matter. Honestly, for me, it's more so about protecting them and making sure that they don't feel attacked because fans are fans”.

Protect them/her? PROTECT HER? 🤣🤣🤣 How? By exposing her and you guys ‘relationship’ to the world without even telling her? Ahh, okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Exposing her for sure keeps people from attacking her precisely because she's your girlfriend, sure, undoubtedly 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣. Mh-hmm, yeah, this way of thinking would've made sooo much sense if the relationship was true 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣.

“There's other fans who call themselves fans that I don't really consider fans. People who feel very possessive over you and feel like they have a right to tell you who you should or should not be with, which is really fascinating to me because you're literally a stranger who's never met me in real life. So it's really interesting that you think about who I should or shouldn't be with. And people have prejudices. Racism is a very real thing, and I don't like when she gets attacked or people send her really crazy-ass messages or send weird messages to her family. I really wanted to avoid that, but it was kind of happening anyways because people assumed we were in a relationship. So I was just like, ‘I guess it doesn't really fully matter at this point’. We just have to ignore those kinds of people as much as we can, because sometimes they're really violent and need to be handled. But for the most part, it's really just harmless, online shit”.

Putting aside the part where I super agree that people need to stop harassing them (Camren) and the people in their lives, let's talk about “I really wanted to avoid that, but it was kind of happening anyways because people assumed we were in a relationship” and “I guess it doesn't really fully matter at this point”.

She really wanted to avoid that, but she did it anyway, because she guessed it didn't really fully matter at that point because people assumed they were in a relationship?? Really??? What kind of protection would this be????

So, wait, wait, wait. From the top.

She wanted to avoid letting people know because she wanted to protect her and make sure she and her family weren't attacked, then Valentine's Day came along and she thought fuck it. Fuck her own privacy, fuck the protection of Sasha and her family, and fuck their trust and respect because, given that she saw people posting their significant other, she whimsically and impulsively decided to do the same. She revealed their relationship to the whole world without TELLING HER ANYTHING FIRST because she didn't care, because people deserved to see that shit because queer representation is important, and because she guessed it didn't really fully matter at that point because people already assumed they were in a relationship.

I mean… WHAT?????

What in the world? What in the inconsistency? What kind of contradiction is all this? No really. Was all of that more important than her own girlfriend? Seriously?? No, I'm sorry. This is yet another proof of how fake and organized all this is.

From a logical point of view, it's impossible for me to think that Lauren just didn't care. It's impossible to think that she did it by putting all of that above her girlfriend's respect and trust. It's impossible to think they didn't talk about it before posting. It's impossible period.

This is Lauren we’re talking about here! Empathetic, caring, selfless, sensitive, and with a great emotional connection Lauren! The real Lauren would never do something like this. She would never put her own needs before those of someone she cares about. To quote Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: ‘End of story. Goodbye. The end.’ Sorry but I had to 😅🤣. The conversation required a final quote 🙃.

But anyway. The bottom line of this charade: supposedly met on August 13, 2021, months without saying they had crushes on each other, non-existent dinner the night before going to Miami after which Laur texted her that she liked her and Sasha reciprocated, and therefore they got together supposedly the same night on December 18, 2021. Throughout all this, Sasha and Baylie were still together even still publicly, and Laur continued to act ‘single’ until Valentine's Day of the following year (2023).

Make it make sense! Make it make sense, seriously! But no hey, we know that a PR relationship MUST create doubts in people's heads and MUST NOT look perfect at all otherwise people would get bored and not speculate about it. Right, my bad I almost forgot 🤦🏻‍♀️.

So, this is the timeline, dear Anon. As for your question “Why would Lauren get into a relationship with someone else who is in a relationship?”, in my opinion, the better question would be ‘why did Sasha agree to do this since she was/maybe still is in a relationship?’. She was/is the one in a normal public relationship contrary to Laur who has a hidden one.

For Lauren it's business and it's convenient for many things. It's a cover for Camren and the songs, and it helps her queer image. Again “Queer representation is important”. But Sasha? Who knows. As I also said at the beginning, she benefits from both the money made from the contract and, more importantly, the visibility in the industry for her work. For the rest, I don't know how it went.

Lauren was looking for a girl for PR. Maybe Lauren was talking about it in general as friends do, and Sasha volunteered. Maybe Sasha talked about it with Baylie who, being an artist and a dancer as well and who therefore understands that lifestyle, agreed with it. Or maybe it was Lo's old management's idea after seeing them dance at the August rehearsal since we know very well how gays think, and they anticipated the reaction that inevitably happened later with the Prelude live. Or maybe it was Lauren's own idea since she has more freedom in her choices and she proposed it to her. I don't know. I don't know this. There's no proof around yet. I can only speculate.

Fact is that I don't see Lauren in a bad light here. It's not the first time she's been portrayed as a homewrecker and a traitor. They tried it before with the Lauren, Lucy, Ty, and Alycia Bella (ex of Ty) square story, and they tried again now with Sasha and Baylie. I didn't fall for it then and I don't fall for it now. You know why? Because it's all fake. I said it before and I also explained it in my PR stunt relationships - ɟ post: a PR relationship MUST create doubts in people's heads and MUST NOT look perfect at all otherwise people would get bored and not speculate about it.

So, dear Anon, the best thing to do in these cases is not to ask yourself questions like “Why would Lauren get into a relationship with someone else who is in a relationship?” since it's all fake and organized to entertain an audience, but it's to not ask yourself these kinds of questions at all precisely because it's all fake and organized to entertain an audience. But if you really have to, ask yourself questions that go arm-in-arm with reality and not Hollywood fiction 😉.

I hope I helped you understand as you hoped 🙃.

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Aaand I'm done 👅. I hope you're both happy with this analysis 🤗.

Thanks to all the others for the other asks which, as I said at the beginning of the post, you'll get answered in the usual Q&A post I started 🙃. As usual, I'm always available for those who have questions, so ask away 😄.

Remember to be nice. Always. Both with others and with yourselves. Be a good example. Be patient. Be safe and take care of yourselves. Don't let our ship sink. Keep shipping them, but please respectfully 🙏🏼. Sending you virtual love and hugs 🤗🤗🤗. I love you, babies. Always with love, F ❤️.

[holdmytesseract]

@huntedmusicgardenn I let the boys answer your question and then I'll post the drabble in a separate post. Hope that's okay. 🤗

Thanks for the question! Always loving a Q&A. 🥰

Let's start with Baby Fever! Lokiiiii?!

Hello, kind friend of Maddie. Ella and Narfi are perfectly fine. My princess is currently a bit overwhelmed with primary school, but I'd consider it a normalcy. As for Narfi... *picks up the two-year-old and places a kiss against his azure cheek* He loves to climb on all kinds of furniture at the moment, which is... Stressful.

I greet you, kind mortal. My boys are more than fine. *looks over at five-year-olds Váli and Áki, who play with small, wooden swords* You know what they say... Teach them young. *smiles*

dividers by @fictive-sl0th and @jiyascepter

[ujalayi]

Also I just saw you take art requests? If so are you still open to any ideas? I have far too many ideas and only an ability to write to sate any ideas I have.

I adore your Tech, but was wondering what your take on cadet Tech would be? As I can only imagine how cute he would be with his goggles and curious owl eyes as a cadet.

Honestly too many ideas and I already am nervous enough suggesting anything to you in a form of art request, but thank you nonetheless! Hope you have a good day/night and o appreciate your time.

Yes!! Thank you so much!! ;u; I’m totally up for any ideas and requests and I love receiving them! I’m so glad people like my little doodles enough to request stuff from me, and selfishly I really appreciate the motivation to practice haha! I might take a little while to answer sometimes because of my work schedule which is a little intense at the moment, and of course the muses can be fickle even when conditions are perfect :} But barring anything major changing, my inbox is open 🤗

Cadet!Tech !! I completely, wholeheartedly agree 🫡Here are some colored sketches of the little commando, and sort of how I picture him in my mind’s eye… 🥹

I love the thermal detonator Tech - great work kid!

In the middle sketch he’s giving the answer to that classic riddle-

Q: A bounty hunter rides into town on Benduday, stays two nights, and leaves on Benduday - how is this possible?

A: The Blurrg’s name was Benduday ☺️

[arimesi]

i love your art, i want to eat it!!! your linework, colors and compositions are always so stunning, i am mesmerized at every new artwork! may i ask which tools/ programs you are using at the moment? do you have any fave brushes?

AAA hehe thank u soo much!!🥺💕 atm i use mainly paint tool sai 2 and then photoshop for post process rendering and painting! painting brushes i already answered in this ask! (+ apselene's brush set)

this is my main brush for illustration lineart! i have few copies of this brush with different variations on the 'spread' + 'rock 03' to work with different canvas sizes and the feel of the brush.

for sketches i think it's fairly standard one? idk i'll add it in just in case but ya! i like using it since its fairly precise and lil opaque so it forgives me a lot with my crudely scribbled sketches lol

btw these brushes work in standard sai too (at least the lineart but im fairly sure that sketch brush is literally just a standard pencil so)

hope this answered your Q!🤗

[hyba]

Hello! Satellite and comet?

Hello! Thank you for your Q!! 🤗🤗🤗

Satellite - Do you have a character who is very dependent on another character? Is it healthy or unhealthy?

Marie, Adrian, and Perry are all dependent on their parents despite being young adults. This isn't all that strange to me, given my cultural background. It's not an unhealthy dependency for any of them. In fact, in Adrian's case, given what he's been through prior to coming to live in Blackwood, it's a very, very healthy change to be able to depend on his dad while he gets back on his feet.

In this book, I don't think there are any unhealthy dependencies... But you might already be familiar with the story of Evangeline and Helena. It's in the same world but not really alluded to in this book at the moment. I guess financial dependency in the way that Evangeline makes it is very unhealthy, to the point of dangerous... Seriously considering giving Helena and Evangeline their own little novella later on down the line 🤩

Comet - Who is your most self destructive character? Why are they like that?

I don't think I have a particularly self-destructive character in Marie/Elise. 🤔 Perry might be a bit reckless and heedless given his current predicament and in the months following Elise's murder, but that usually translates into driving a little too fast and not eating or sleeping very well and isolating himself in his gigantic mansion.

Then again, Perry is a bit of a hot-headed jerk, so he's got the kind of personality where, in order to deal with his issues, he lashes out or retreats into his own little world. He wouldn't hurt other people, but he doesn't want anyone to get too close either. That's why his relationship with Marie is so interesting. She's pretty much the only person who can waltz into his mansion and tell him to pull himself together and get him to actually take some responsibility for himself, even though he'll grumble and mope all the way through it.

Great Qs! I hope this answered them a little 😁 Thank you again for sending them in 💙

[pammyloumendkens]

Hey, I’m the same anon! I’d love to follow you but my blog was terminated for some reason so I’m using a computer until I get my blog back! ☹️ I’ve been part of the army since 2016!

I’m glad you answered my q. Thank you for giving your feedback. I got hated on in twitter because I told fans maybe it’s not what it appears to be. Shawn stated that he’s getting back doing music and he moved in LA full time so it would make sense if he collab with someone with the same label.

PS. He is attending Miley Cyrus’ party and Sabrina will be there too. Which means the fans will be more annoying *sighs* sometimes I don’t like our fandom ☹️

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[meowzfordayz]

T!!!! I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday, may your coffee be strong and the rest of your week be stress free! ❤️❤️

If you could travel anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go and why?

The longer I look at that gif, the more disturbed I am, altho… Ig it *is* a cat… 😆😻

I had a wonderful Wednesday !! 🤗 Thursday’s starting out alright as well, albeit allergies were hell when I woke up (settling down now phew!). ☀️

Drinking decaf chai atm to go w/ my homemade strawberry smoothie bowl !! 😋 How’s your day starting out?

I swung by my moots’ Asks earlier, but: sometimes I go oldest-newest, other times newest-oldest; I went oldest-newest this time, and got tuckered out before I reached your blog. 😭 So consider this lengthy answer my making it up to you !! 🥺💞

I’d go to either… I THOUGHT I’D REACHED A DECISION, BUT DAMN THAT’S A HARD Q. 🥲 Also pretty sure I’ve attempted to answer it before lololol. First things that came to mind were: Iceland I’ve actually been to Iceland before, but it’s verrry expensive aka I wasn’t able to do basically anything besides eat 💀, so Iceland NOT on my tab ?? Sign me up !!, Hawaii Similar to the Iceland situation, except I’ve never been., Japan I’d like to plan a trip based on all the locations mentioned in Haruki Murakami’s various novels., and Vietnam Yes I lived there for 3 yrs, and yes I’d love to experience it again as an adult (most recently visited in 2015 aka when I was in high school).

Yourself ?? 👀 Mind you, my list wasn’t comprehensive in the slightest… Spain… Greece… etc…

P.S. Just scrolled through my blog to find the last Ask you sent me bc I couldn’t remember your moot tag… I knew it was Kyojuro themed, but NOT ❤️‍🔥 or ❤️ (already taken). 😅 I’M SO CLEVER LOLOLOL peep your moot tag !!

[pinkhyojin]

♧

(we've only been mutuals for like two weeks or smth so no pressure!)

hi sai!!!!!🤗💖 (time is irrelevant are u kidding???)

you’re my: new moot that i adore!!🥰

how i met you: saw you in the onf tag and was like “oh new friend!!!”

why i follow you: you make cute onf moodboards AND you leave fun tags which is v important for me following anyone!

your blog is: Entertaining!!!! Your tags are fun and inviting and i love your color scheme (lavender/lilac ftw)

your url is: so fun! i love saying it in different accents idk it’s silly

your icon is: adorable😭 highlighter changyoon my beloved!!!!!!!!💛

a random fact i know about you: i don’t know a lot about you yet, BUT i know that you have good opinions on things and that i’m excited to hear your music recs for me🤩

general opinion: 10/10 follow this pal for good content, fun commentary, and lovely feelings all around!

a random thought i have: hope you’re doing well! and here is a song i can’t get out of my head😣

mutuals send me a ♣️ and i’ll answer these q’s abt u!💖

[fa-by]

Hiiii babies and dear Anons 👋🏼🤗. I'm back with a new Q&A post. Before I start tho, two things:

1) I was unable to do the analyses of those three songs. I apologize to the Anons who asked for them, but I really didn't have the time. It already took me so long to answer these asks and if I'd done those analyses as well, who knows how long before you would've had this post. So, sorry 😅. I hope to be able to do them for the next post 🤞🏼.

2) This long wait was due to the fact that I had various commitments and then I also got ill (for something different from the past) by ending up in the hospital for a day 😭. I'm not healed yet so arm yourselves with patience for future posts as well 😅🙏🏼.

Now without having to still bore you with my problems, let's move on to the answers. Enjoy 🙃.

Your answers are here in my Only Told the Moon analysis.

Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. The answer is no, and if you want to know more details, here is my Thinkin’ Bout One analysis (seventh ask).

Yeah, definitely. For years now and they'll continue to do that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure invention from which they'll surely have taken their cue from fanfictions and which they've been trying to pass off as reality for years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ups and downs, Anon, I hope your year is going much better than mine 😊.

Don't we all need Camren in our lives? 🤭 And yep, I'm back, but as I explained in the introduction, I've had commitments and I'm not well again at the moment 😭.

They still are now. They are real. And yeah, they'll eventually admit it. It will depend on their careers 💁🏻‍♀️.

Hello to you, my dear @lindy123​ 👋🏼😄. I hope you don't mind that I'm replying here instead of in the comments, and thank you so much for the kind words 🥰. As for Lo's unreleased songs, I obviously loved them 😍! I'm just sorry all 5 are incomplete 🥺 but oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ she didn't intend to do that and that's why we have them now 😜. As for your question instead, the answer can be found in this old post: Unreleased songs - ɟ.

My dear Anon, from your welcome back I understand that you've read my past posts, and therefore you know perfectly well what I think of the so-called ‘insiders’ 🙄. I think I've already talked about it enough, but for those who are new to my blog, this is an example: https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/659001741145243648/if-you-think-el-was-a-fan-account-then-how-do-you.

The signs are still there. Not as often as in the past, but they're still being given to us.

Don't doubt and don't fall into the traps of the bullshit people say. You said you think they're still together, and there must be a reason if you think that. So my advice is to keep using the smart part of you that distinguishes you from the herd of sheep 💪🏼.

Oh and, by the way, hello to you too 👋🏼😄 and thanks for the welcome back 😊.

You're not considering many other people, Anon. Camila and Dinah shared it with Hoko (Dinah's cousin) and the band (Ashlee Juno, Lauren Fuller, and Michelle “Michel'Le” Baptiste) while Ally, Normani, and Lauren shared it with some members of the tour crew; four if I'm not mistaken because the rest was in another bus. And inside both of the girls’ buses were purposely left empty sleeping places for when their family members joined them and stayed for a few tour dates.

And I know what you're thinking right now: why couldn't the band and those 4 tour crew members be in one bus and 5H + Hoko in the other one? Simple, that was their last year as a group and the narrative dictated the division between the girls. It was one of the many things that served to create speculation, draw even more attention, and sneakily get fans used to already seeing Mila as a solo artist and LAND as a group. As simple as that 💁🏻‍♀️.

Hey to you, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. And yes, of course. When I wrote “contracts can provide that two people who have already had a PR in the past can have it again in the future”, I meant it. But, and yes, there is a but.

Lauren's independent now, so I'm pretty sure that unless Tymbark's team requests it, it won't happen. Same with Luckless. Even more with her if that's why 🤣 because she has no team or labels to answer to and, even though she’s tried so many times (especially with her PR with Laur), she's not famous. Plus, that PR was made for Laur and therefore it would be up to her to request it again. And it's never gonna happen because she's luckily out of her life (unlike Sasha who, although not a celebrity, has been and still is a part of her life). Rather than have it with her again, I think Laur would rather have PRs with 100 different girls, whether famous or non-famous 🤣.

Have a good day too, dear Anon 🙃.

Are you the same Anon of the “happy 2023”?

Anyway. There's no way to know for sure. There are several factors to consider. How much notoriety does the artist have? Are they an A-list singer?  How much notoriety does the magazine have? Is it just an interview, or an interview + photoshoot? Is there anything else included in the interview to promote other than the music? Products/brands, feuds, relationships, future projects? It all depends on this and much more.

Like, for example. Is it an interview with a full fashion shoot plus high-level clothes and photographers? It already means that it's an important magazine and that the artist is considered as such and that was most likely wanted. Very important magazines such as are for example Vogue, Elle, and Vanity Fair, are themselves paying the artists and not the other way around. If that's why, in addition to the $100,000-plus earned, the artists receive free clothing, accessories, samples, make-up, and beauty products that they can keep as part of the shoot.

If, on the other hand, we're talking about less important magazines then it depends. (It always depends on the notoriety of the artist, but still.) If the interview is simple enough and the focus is on the music to be promoted, then it's very likely that the artist's team contacted and paid the magazine. Ditto if it's just an article without an interview.

If, on the other hand, there's something else to promote besides music, things change. But even here, it depends. What is this other thing to promote and how important is it? If it's not something really important that can generate lots of clicks, then it doesn't matter. But if it does matter, whether it's a scoop from a new love interest, or a feud with another celebrity, then it's the artists who get paid to release it.

For other types of magazines, however, it doesn't work that way. The mere presence of the artist on their web pages benefits them because fans or readers in general generate clicks. It's a double exposure for both artist and the magazine and therefore a win-win situation. No one pays anyone in this case because it's precisely a free double cross-publicity.

Hello to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄.

To answer your questions, well, none of the above. I want you to seriously think about something: if you had a one-on-one business meeting with your supervisor or directly with your boss, would you show up there with your significant other? I really don't think so. You have your meeting and after work, you call or meet directly with your significant other to tell them how it went. Period. That's the reality. Work is work, and you must know how to separate their work and their relationship because it runs exactly as it does for all of us.

Besides, although at the time Maverick managed the group for things related to the group as a whole, Mila was already personally managed by Roger, and therefore LAND and in this specific case Laur, was personally managed by Maverick. Both Roger and Maverick obviously answered to the labels because all labels always have the final decision on everything, but still, the point is that for personal things not related to 5H, Camren were managed by different people.

So as in the example of not bringing your significant other to meetings I gave you earlier, Mila wasn't present during Laur's PRs signings and agreements and vice versa.

I hope you're super well too 🙃 and to know more about how PRs work, read my PR stunt relationships - ɟ post.

[Faby oh my god I almost dropped my phone when I seen u posted 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣 anyway hi not sure if u remember me but it’s me K 😂 sorry to hear u had not been well and to hear u lost ur dog I too lost my cat last yr she was 13yr and like u I felt like a part of me died with her she was my shadow. Glad to hear u adopted another dog thats the best way is to adopt.]

🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣 hi K! Of course I remember you 🤗! I'm so sorry about your cat 🥺😭, I completely understand. I like to think they'll always stay with us no matter what ❤. Why don't you adopt another one too? Trust me, it would help you a lot and you'd fall in love immediately like I did with my new puppy girl 🥰. Let me know😍.

1) [So with my question is what do u make of so many loyal CS and L’s fans leaving her? A lot has left bc of L’s attitude,how she constantly contradicts herself where fans weren’t able to defend her anymore and how she keep attacking CS.]

As you also said yourself, many got tired of both her behaviors and the fact that she keeps attacking CS. I've also seen that many people got tired of the fact of her sexualizing herself most of the time she posts something, or not going on tour in certain places, etc.

Honestly, all bullshit to me. You know why? Because Lauren has always been this way to the public! The thing that people don't understand, and for years now, is that this is the public image she's always had since they started training them back in the X-Factor days. And for those who don't know, by training them I mean how they started teaching them how to behave in front of cameras, how to answer or avoid certain questions during an interview, etc.

We've always had two Laurens. What's new? They still can't tell them apart? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Public imagine Lauren is the one who has to defend the PRs and attack Camren because she has contracts to comply with. She's the one who's been taught for years that sex sells, and she continues to use this tactic to publicize something simply because she's comfortable doing so. She's the one who has to act and say certain things because it's the only way to stay afloat in the industry, especially now more than ever because she's an independent artist.

The real Lauren, doesn't post much because she lives her life outside of social media. She's the one who started the first spontaneous and free Attunements during the pandemic. She's the one who can't go on world tours like she did when she was with 5H. How should she do it according to them? With what money? With the support of which major label? Do these people really have a hard time understanding the word independent? 🙄😒

Anyway, I still think that these so-called “fans”, which are anything but fans, drop out because things don't go the way they want. News flash, it never will! There's a person behind the artist who's constantly harassed every day and yes, even by those who don't deserve to be called CS. What do they expect her to do when the harassment on her body, her personality, and her life in general has been a daily occurrence for 11 years? For her to even thank them? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sure! And what does she actually do instead?: “Naturally inclined to love, but when the love ain't flowin' back, I pull away and reassess, gotta protect me. Push the negative to the side so it's not in front of my eyes, outta sight, outta mind. I need more than 50 feet”.

And in addition to 50 feet., there are songs like Inside, Colors, Scattered, Falling, Healing, EM(oceans), Wolves, Temporary and especially While I’m Alive that also talk about these situations. Hellooo??? No? Nothing? Don't they see i- 🤦🏻‍♀️okay...🤷🏻‍♀️

So, they don't wanna see the reality and go away? It's alright for me, and for her too honestly 🤣. Addio! Adiós! Au revoir! Sayonara! Adeus! Auf Wiedersehen! Do svidaniya! Go support someone who does what you want but that actually has so many faces that you won't even be able to recognize the real one 😉. *said in her voice like in that video when Trump lost the 2020 presidential election* Bah-bye, bitch 👋🏼!

2) [Another question is what do u except from C’s new label-]

I expect much more now 🤣. No jokes aside, I hope that with this new label she can return to the freedom and “glory” of 2017/2018. Unlike the past, I unfortunately still can't tell you what they'll do in my opinion or give you a theory simply because I don't know how they work yet. Ask me again after the first project 😏.

[-and now she changed pr firm?]

Mila didn't change PR firm/agency. She's still part of the WME Agency and you can also see it on Mila's official website itself. She simply also joined the BT PR Agency 😉.

3) [Why post that snippet of a new song with the line Coachella the. Deleted? I’m guessing it’s for the pr but that was desperate even for them. Is her new label the reason for the circus starting again or was it his team like last time or are they trying to make them as the new Justin and Selena?]

Yep, it was 100% just for the PR. And yes, desperate are the Sandalwood team 🥱. And yeah, they tried and tried to make them an important couple like Jelina, but in reality they only succeeded in making them the first fake couple to come up in Google image results when searching for pr relationships 🧐🙈🤣.

4) [What’s ur opinions on some fans claiming the Coachella stunt was nothing to do with their teams but C and L we’re arguing for awhile and C did it to get back at L? Personally I don’t believe that but still curious for ur thoughts]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh yeah? And who told them that? Lauren or Camila? Or both of them? Over text, call, or video call? 🤣. Do they really think people believe that? And above all, do they really think that (C&S) they’re free to do something like this without breaking the contract and without consequences from their teams and labels? I caaaan't! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

My thoughts on this? Well, besides these ☝🏼 🤣, I feel sorry for all these people who do everything they can to get 5 min of attention and for those who believe it. But specifically, I'm ashamed to be associated in the same category (CS) as these, to quote Lauren, delusional people. Sorry not sorry 💁🏻‍♀️🙃😁.

5) [What are u expecting C’s new music to sound like?]

She experimented a lot with her music over the years, so I don't know if she'll continue to do that or settle on a specific genre. As I told you in point 2, I still don't know how this new label works, so I can't give you any answers yet.

[From that snippet she shared and how she working with yet another friend of his 🙄-]

Forget that snippet 🤣. She deleted it herself faster than light after a short time because it had its purpose for the Shitmilashow 😴.

[-my expectations have gone down to where I think it’s gonna be a full pr album or at least there gonna make it out to be.]

I don't think complete, but yeah, of course there'll be songs with phrases explicitly changed to imply that they're references to him, unfortunately for my and your ears. But oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ I've been used to both of them and their PRs for years now.

[Anyway I know that was a lot of questions so I’m gonna leave it there for now 😂 but I have no idea how happy I am to see ur back specially with other blogs who left. I’m glad ur well and still a CS 😏😂 - K]

Don't worry, my dear K, you can always ask me for as many as you like 😄. I don't mind. I'm glad you're happy that I’m back and yes, I'm gonna be a real CS forever 😉. I hope you're well too 😊. A virtual hug 🤗.

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Aaand I'm done 👅. Thank you all for your asks and I hope I've been helpful this time too 🙃. As usual, I'm always available for those who have questions, so ask away 😄.

Remember to be nice. Always. Both with others and with yourselves. Be a good example. Be patient. Be safe and take care of yourselves. Don't let our ship sink. Keep shipping them, but please respectfully 🙏🏼. Sending you virtual love and hugs 🤗🤗🤗. I love you, babies. Always with love, F ❤️.

[holdmytesseract]

Q&A with Ice Flower Loki🩵

Hi king Loki :). Mind me asking how you’re getting along with your wife’s Aesir family? Thor, for example😊 And do you ever send the twins to Asgard to stay with their grandparents for a while?

Eeeep! A Q&A ask! I sincerely hoped that somebody would send this kind of asks! 😍 Thank you, friend! 🤗

Now, lemme get Loki real quick... *ahem* Your majesty, there are some questions for you!

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Greetings, mortal. That is a very personal question, I must admit. But since you addressed me so kindly, I'll answer it anyway.

Yes, I do get along with my wife's Æsir family. Prince Thor has always been a great friend of mine. We got drunk together once in a while, back when we were younger. *wallows in memories for a short moment* I respect Odin. I always have, just like my father did. And honestly, I am quite sad that I didn't get to know Frigga better before her death...

Our twins enjoy to stay on Asgard, for sure. We rarely send them off alone, though. They usually always travel with us.

I hope your questions have been answered.

[burned-lariat]

ChaLynn Cheer Cap in da house! OmG, my feels today! 😭 Cloud 9 level ❤❤❤

I watched GH on YT! Yes, thank you Canada. Lois' presence more than made up for yet another lackluster episode. 😁 Queen Rena Sofer did not disappoint obviously. The mother daughter dynamic with AS is so organic, I got emotional watching Lois mothering her daughter.

BLQ is at the Q mansion, had smoke for Tracy thinking she blabbed Gregory's illness to Chase on purpose, Tracy disagrees. They go back and forth in the foyer, there's a knock at the door.. BLQ answers it and is surprised to see her mom. They embrace 🤗. So cute.

Tracy stayed with her foolishness. Anyone who is familiar with Lois and Tracy's long-standing friction, it's as if no time had passed LOL. BLQ catches Lois up on the Deception scandal she's embroiled in. BLQ says she's glad so she can focus on being a music manager.. awww. The twinkle in mama Lois' eyes. But of course Lois thinks Tracy is to blame for BLQ's current problems.

When Olivia and Lois saw each other there was a scream so loud you could hear it from New Dehli as Tracy put it. Neddie was in the other room having a strange dream about current wife and ex wife. He's still fuzzy about his memories. He tells Olivia about it, she thinks he should see a therapist Kevin. Tracy is instigating the Olivia Ned Lois situation. BLQ and Olivia convince Lois to stay at the Q mansion much to Lois' hesitation. BLQ knows Lois will drive Tracy crazy living under the same roof. At the end Neddie hears all the commotion which Tracy pushed him to introduce himself to the "Benson Hurst Convention" going on in the living room. He and Lois lock eyes. He says she looks familiar (as from his dream). "I should hope so." Lois says. "I'm your ex wife and Brook Lynn's mother."

Oh Chase and Gregory hugged it out. Finn stopped by and they all talked. Gregory is relieved his boys know. Now they can start making the the most of the time they have together as a family. ❤

P.S. - I can't wait till Lois meets Chase and his family. YaY!!!

Thank you so much for the recap of Lois's reintroduction to the show! Seems like it was a lot of fun! Can't wait to watch it (when I have the time this week...barring any further preemptions...)

[futuristictheoristcowboy]

Common questions I get asked alot so to clear up some of the fog, here we go! 😅

"Sir, is that blood coating your attire or are you just a very proud latino man enjoying our brand name salsas?"

Both! I do enjoy having a spontaneous activity to keep me on the go during my daily routine but I could never help my cultural upbringing. Yummsies!

"What is your nationality?"

I'm latino!

"What country are you from?"

I'm Hispanic!

"Where do your parents come from?"

I speak Spanish!

"What is your country of origin?"

I speak Spanish!

"What is your ethnic background?"

I speak Spanish!

"What is your favorite hot sauce?"

Valentina hot sauce and I also like San Luis hot sauce too I guess

"How old are you?"

I'm Chicano, both of my parents are from Mexico and I was raised in Miami Florida and I was born in Spain Madrid but I have a catalan accent 🤷‍♂️

"Dhjekwk"

I'm 15 years young

"nobody asks me this because I'm obviously very comfortable in my heterosexuality but what is my sexuality"

None I think sex is cringe in an ideal world

I'm t4t and I identify as queer

"What is my gender I guess"

I don't know! what's the genda' with you, ah stupid! 🤌

**(you're not stupid you're very clever and handsome in my opinion)**

"Does anybody ask these"

No I just wanted to make a joke about s latino covered in blood or hot sauce and it couldn't be discovered between the two then it started feeling like an interview and I was having fun answering questions I'm mesixan

"Are you Venezuelan?"

Yes!

"Are you is from argentina?"

I'm from São Paulo Brazil 🇧🇷

"What is your hair colour"

Brown I have brown hair and it's long

"Do you have long or short hair"

Not anymore

"I have short brown hair"

Cool!

"¿Qué te gusta más sobre ser latino?"

We speak English in america 🇺🇸 Me encanta tener mi colesterol muy alto y con nuestras comidas deliciosas puedo cumplir ese sueño ❤️ la neta tho, sí me encanta nuestras comidas

"¿Puedes hablar en español?"

No sabo kid

"Was that real spanisj?"

No I love lying and sometimes I take it too far :(

"Whats the highestesdt you can count?"

120 on a really good day but 20 when I'm sad

"Who are you wearing"

Nobody that's cruel ):

"Are the rumors true?

No

Well folks! I hope this little fake Q&A cleared up some air between us! I would hope to have an honest and open relationship with me and these hot new ladies obsessed with three numbers proceeding their real names following me here! I lobe you all kiss kiss hug pat pat 😘 🤗 I hope yalls days are swell and that God is watching each and every one of you amen ta-ta!

[mediocreauthor]

(No need to reply) Thanks for answering my Q, and Im sorry to hear youre going through stuff :( I wanted to send you some words when you posted it, but it felt empty. So instead, here are some Hachi-esque songs from a singer that calms me down, hopefully itll be a good distraction if nothing else: Lianne La Havas, Liar(makes me think of hachi locked in the bathroom💔), No Room For Doubt(Hachi leaving Nobu), Forget(Hachi divorcing Takumi🤞🤲). Bonus, Au Cinema for HachixNana. Sending hugs🤗

this is so sweet, i can't thank you enough! i still feel shitty but seeing this made me feel so much better.

also i made a playlist from your recs if anyone else wants listen and added four more songs I associate with NANA as a gift to you:

hope you enjoy it, i will listen your recs now 💖

[theminecraftbox]

eldritch confessions au - hope you don't mind some of my own writing

After the most recent question, DreamXD disappeared to do... whatever it did when it wasn't in the box. None of them were quite sure what that was, but it was probably off bothering Foolish, or something along those lines. Dream sat on his side against the wall, resisting the urge to play with the wooden pickaxe - he shuddered to think about what would happen if it broke, so best not to use it unless necessary. Sam and Quackity were trying to ignore each other and put up a united defense against Dream at the same time, so they accomplished neither of their two goals. The only sound was Sam chewing on a piece of stale bread.

None of them knew just how long they had been there - Dream had probably had the best internal clock out of them all, but his stint in the prison had eroded his confidence in it, not that he'd ever let them know that. No, it was best they thought him unflappable. The constant dim light above wreaked havoc on their circadian rhythm - they were in an eternal state of morning.

Then, with its characteristic flash of blinding white light and the crackle of ozone and plasma, DreamXD returned. "Hello," it said, cheerful as ever, "I'm back 😊😊😊 Did you miss me ?!?" Quackity glared at it, and opened his mouth to respond before thinking better of whatever he was about to say and snapping it shut.

"... Yes," Dream replied, careful as ever, "In fact, I have a question for you this time."

"Oh, yes, I'm sure you do, Dream," Sam said, malice dripping from his voice, "Your manipulations aren't going to work on g-"

"Really?!" DreamXD replied, "That's great! Foolish told me this therapy thing should really be a two-way conversation 😁🤣🤗 I'm glad you're taking initiative !!!"

"Yeah," Dream said flatly, pausing to cock an eyebrow at Sam. "I actually have two. No, three - first, how do we get out? Is it just who gets the most points, or do you have a different goal? Second, what are you trying to accomplish here? Third," and here Dream paused, "Why us three? I'm pretty sure everyone on the server needs... 'therapy', so why not any of them?"

/rp /dsmp

DreamXD: that’s more than one question! 😂1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ But I guess there are three of you…

Dream: are you going to answer?

DreamXD: Eh. Maybe! First, you’ll need to answer MY question:❓📋why do you think I’ve brought you here?📋❓

Quackity: Because you’re a f—I mean, because you’re bored?

Sam: (cautiously) Because you, uh, you want to help us. In your… own way.

Dream: (firmly) Because you’re enjoying this. You like watching people squirm.

DreamXD: 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣👏💡👍🙂

Quackity: …so are you going to fucking answer? How do we get out? What’s the endgame here?

DreamXD: you get out when you’ve won therapy!

Sam: you mean, by winning the most points?

DreamXD: Not points! Well, not ONLY points. 💯 To win therapy, you have to… 🌩⚡️🌩…CHANGE. 🪙 Δ🛩

(A strained silence as the echo of thunder dies out. All three are frozen.)

Dream: (flat) …Alright. Change how?

DreamXD: 🤷 😇

Quackity: (sarcastically) great, yeah, change, fucking awesome, great, that really clears things up! Incredibly helpful!! Jesus!!!

Sam: Calm down, Q. Deep breath, it’s okay. We can figure it out.

Quackity: don’t touch me!

(Another long pause. DreamXD waits patiently.)

Dream: …You still didn’t answer my last question. So. Why us?

DreamXD: why you?

DreamXD: MAYBE I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT YOU.

(Another frozen moment. Everyone stares at XD. XD is staring at Dream.)

Dream: (faintly) …about me?

DreamXD: George doesn’t say much about you. 🍄 But he dreams about you. 🛌💭

Dream: …

DreamXD: SCORE: 28-27-31 (max 33)

(The god vanishes. They are alone again.)

[classyfruit]

⚜️ ClassyfruitbASKet - Part 4 ⚜️

Good evening/timezone to all of you! 🤗 Here we go again, another - uncharacteristically timely 😅 - edition of our classy Q&A. I hope to do this once a week with changing topics so you all get a chance to have your questions answered! Never be shy to ask me something, I love getting messages from you and I READ. THEM. ALL. 😳 Even if I need a LONG time to reply due to arting. You and your input are incredibly welcome and I appreciate every message, ask and like! ✨ Today's topics are: Mother Miranda and some personal questions/messages you sweethearts sent me! Let's-a go!

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Good evening to you too, @shaitanmachine2004 ! 😌 Why of COURSE we will see more of birb mom--... I mean Motheranda... I mean Mirander... I mean... Glory to her! 😬 In fact, I do have a sketch lying around for her that I haven't yet uploaded. I might be tempted to do so next week. 😉

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Thank you for asking about my fix-it comic and especially everyone's favourite birb mommy. 🥰 (Cue Alcina going: "Ohh Mother Miranda~") Of course Miranda will also get comfort in due time! You can look forward to the next pages for sure, if you want some soft, wholesome and a bit emotional moments. Stay tuned, dearest anon! 😘

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Hi there, birb-watching anon! Thank you so much for showing my version of Miranda some love! 😘 I adore the original design, too, but my love for middle-aged women went brrr and that was the resolut. 😆 And I agree, Miranda deserves all the love.

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Aw, shucks! 😳 You sure know how to compliment someone. I hope you slept well afterwards, you anonymous charmer! 🥰 (Also, nothing to regret here, you sweetheart!)

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Such an honour! Much power, such conduct! 😌 Honestly, classical music conductors accomplish pure magic (C'mon,they even have a wand!). 🧙 I don't think there's any I COULDN'T take this as a compliment! Thank you very much, incognito friend!

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So nice of you to ask, anon! (Although I don't recall which day I originally saw your ask on. 🤔) My days have been filled with relaxation and with the utter joy to return to the drawing board for you all, so I am happy as a clam! I hope it's as good a day for you! 😊

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No, YOU ALL are awesome!!! All jokes aside, thank you so much, I appreciate you all more than you could ever know! 😘 And my Classyfruit journey wouldn't be the same without all of you. So thank YOU and YOU are the awesomestestest... ✨

_______ Et voila, questions answered/reacted to, mischief managed, crops watered and skin cleared. As always, thank you all so much for sending in your questions and asks and reading until this point! You are my favourite fruits and friends. 🤗 I'll see you next Monday and in the meantime, you all got homework: Stay hydrated, stay warm, take care of yourself EXTRA well! Much love!💕 Classy