this thing enrages me so deeply i want to gnaw on it like a dog toy
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You dont understand..i need to get dicked by a hysterical kylar while he’s electrocuting the fuck out of me with that collar. The doctor said if i dont get static insane kylar sex stat i wont make it to noon.. i need him to electrocute me until i have that grey frizzy cartoon hair and my bones show up for a second in front of a silhouette of my body after each zap
guys... whoever sent this ask understands me on a spiritual level. hysterical kylar shock sex is a NEED not a want. i will die without it.
because he's in a manic state he'll be giggling while you sob on his cock - switching between forcing you to take it in your mouth and your sopping hole. i think the hysterical sex where kylar gets sadistic is a sure-fire way to make him get over whatever you've done to make him upset... i think this MIGHT be an event where kylar's aftercare consists of more than just a sloppy makeout and laying on top of you like a wet blanket. maybe he cleans you up with his tongue this time !! :)
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trying to gain muscle. need to eat 82 grams of protein a day. Bogus.
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Wish there were a setting on here to just make posts rebloggable for your mutuals because while I don't mind it being reblogged good lord the things people started saying in the tags of that post about catholicism and puritanism the second it broke containment
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amazing how the human brain is perfectly engineered to psychologically torment you in your sleep
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The reason I have to be aro is because the world would not be able to handle to absolutely atrocious pickup lines that I would subject people to if given the opportunity
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btw the most annoying thing about the four nations cup or whatever they’re calling it is that of COURSE i’m going to watch it!! i’m just going to be so miffed the whole time that they didn’t make ANY effort to include any of the other countries. imagine hosting this thing IN BOSTON and the bruins’ BEST PLAYER isn’t able to play in it. in fact depending on your personal top ten lists nearly half of the best players in the nhl (kuch, drai, pasta, panarin) won’t be in this tournament!! when pasta said he probably won’t even watch, i FELT that
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NOOOO MY DASH CHANGED OVER
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in 2018 my 32nd most listened to song was maybe i'm amazed by jamie dornan from the 50 shades sountrack 😭😭😭😭😭🫠
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juat remembered two horrifying experiences i had this last week of a) having to explain what anthropomorphic (animals) meant to my parents and b) glancing at my mums ipad to see her scrolling through pictures of bakugo cosplay on facebook
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I feel like some sort of creature. little beast of a thing
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sans fangirls skeleton ocs x sans meme animations
STOP STOP I USED TO GENUINELY BE THE WORST SANS FANBOY AND I WAS INTO ANIMATION MEMES.
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