#horus in hell

[jjscomicstuff]

Not only do I try to make awesome general comic book content, I also host a podcast for Nerd Initiative called The Comic Press Podcast, where we interview comic book industry professionals and indie comic book creators every other Friday LIVE at 6pm est! Check out this clip from our latest episode!

Part 1

In this clip from The Comic Press Podcast, indie comic books writer and friend of the show, Allen Dunford, details the origins of his new indie comic series.

"Horus In Hell" is a brand new horror/comedy series spun out of Top Hat Studios smash indie hit, "Pocus Hocus".

Hirus was Hell's most decorated war hero, until he accidentally pledges himself to a magician for all eternity. That dame magician has screwed up big, and now Horus must fight his way to Hell and back (literally) to set things right. Did I mention Horus is a pink bunny rabbit?

You can back "Horus In Hell" at the link below before time is up on July 7th at 10pm est!

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

If anyone wants to know what my Primarch heights are based on, it's this Fanart from Tim Remin of them standing in a line

I was wrongly under the impression this was official art. Turns out this guy does a lot of warhammer fanart, including stuff I thought was fan art but was actually some of his stuff. Go check him out!

[diabolicalevil]

every night I wake up with a cold sweat and the overwhelming urge to kill whoever made rogal dorn a white guy instead of indigenous

INWIT!!! INUIT!!!!!! IM CERTAIN THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE AND THEY MADE HIM WHITE ANYWAY

[skunts-own-truth]

I think we should give Astartes big tit-plate like Sisters of Battle get to have, really it’s only fair that both factions are as stylish and cool as possible. Flat power armor? Not on my watch.

[moociaoafterdark]

In "Fear to Tread" Horus manages *somehow* to sneak past the Sanguinary Guard and the Blood Angels in order to investigate why Sanguinius had to leave in the hurry, which lead to Horus discovering the Red Thirst.

Now, Primarchs have commanding, powerful auras, that you can feel in your body, that makes you submit to them, unless you are another Primarch, the Emperor or basically anyone who is too old/too much of a hot shit to give a damn. Even then, you can *feel* their presence. It's how Sanguinius, in the aforementioned scene, felt his brother's presence, without even hearing him come or having to turn around.

There are instances where a Primarch could mute their powerful presence/aura (through psyker shenanigans, of course) in order to become undetected, but the only confirmed ones to do it are Konrad and Corvus, Corvus is especially adept in this.

Now... How the hell Horus managed to sneak past the Blood Angels without being seen? His special quirk is charisma, which doesn't mash well with "being able to slither away undetected". Someone had to teach that guy how to sneak properly.

Corvus sure as hell did not teach him this. Corvus hates Horus' guts for the absolute blunder he did with the Raven Guard ("Phenomenal General my ass, this guy ain't shit!").

Which means... Horus may or may not have spent some time with Curze and the latter taught him how to sneak around...

[sonofcurz]

If i were a Warhammer author i would make it canon that the Luna Wolves and Emperor's Children wear lingerie under their armour, just for shits and giggles.

....Man,i should really start studying for my Math's final tomorrow.

[gingermintpepper]

Someday, eventually, I will get an opportunity to talk about Celtic Apollo.

I see a lot of discussions and content (light-hearted and not) talking about Greek Apollo and Roman Apollo but y'all don't understand; it wasn't just that Greek Apollo had a second Roman Apollo hidden in his pocket, it's that Greek Apollo also has a secret third Celtic Apollo hidden behind his back like a tramp stamp he got in college and refuses to acknowledge or show to anyone.

[valhallasoutlaw]

I'll let yall know when we get a store up and running, but this graphic will be the first item up! Art by me

[ross-hollander]

Created from the works of Mike Sparks and TSFH "False King".

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Age of which the Primarchs Died/Warp Fucked/Demon Prince'd

Horus: 222 years (died by the Emperor)

Leman Russ: 419 years (Fucked off into Warp knows where)

[REDACTED]

Ferrus Manus: 213 years (killed by Fulgrim)

Fulgrim: 11,207 years old (Slaanesh Daemon prince)

Vulkan: 11,207 years old (Or so, Perpetual, probs still alive)

Rogal Dorn: Either 1,197 (dead) or 11,207 (Alive)

Roboute Guilliman: 329 years old (died) Still around the same age or so considering he was revived.

Magnus the Red: 11,207 years old (Tzeentch Daemon Prince)

Sanguinius: 222 years old (Killed by Horus)

Lion El'Johnson: 11,207 years old (only one who didn't die, just kinda went into dormancy)

Perturabo: 11,207 years old (Human??? Or at least not mutated)

Mortarion: 11,207 years old (Nurgle Daemon Prince)

Lorgar: 11,207 years old (Chaos undivided)

Jaghatia Khan: 292 or 11,207, (Hunting Drukhari in the webway)

Konrad Curze: 223 years old (Assassinated)

Angron: 11,207 years old (Khorne Daemon Prince)

Corvus Corax: 11,207 years old (Hunting Logar and warp fucked)

[REDACTED]

Alpharius/Omegon: 11,207 years old (Chaos Undivided, or just traitor)

So some died pretty young by Astartes standards, pretty sure Vulkan's death is inaccurate and grossly exaggerated, and the rest makes sense. Unless you want to get into the weirdness that is the implications of the Black rage literally being the impure half of Sanguinius soul quite literally possessing his sons, and the Sanguinor being the pure parts. In Which case, technically dead; technically fucking up shit despite being dead.

Also here's where you can find the ages Where they were found

[nullmaidens]

[helloimamistake]

Unpopular Opinion on Ennead

Honestly i'll never understand the appeal of Horus x Seth to the Ennead Fandom

Like im not surprised if the two of them are the main paring but at the same time, it's way better if they didn't ended up together

Horus is WAYYYY too obsessed, possesive and infatuated with Seth, i know a lot of people say his in love with him but for me personally his way to obsessed to him that idk if it can be considered as "love"

Ngl his feelings towards seth gave me the same vibes as what osiris felt about seth.. But horus is less.. Disturbing..? Ig.. Not a lot of rapey stuff

I get Horus is genuinely an attractive men im not gonna deny that, cause im not that blind... But if the series ended or something i genuinely want that man to stay away from Seth.. Like his feelings towards him are definitely not Healthy

Like it gives me mixed feelings

In season one... He kinda wanted to be Seth's son.. I think?? And then wanted to fuck him???

Ok fine i know some of you are gonna say the "Their Gods so It's valid since their entire bloodline is a circle and seth's parents are siblings just like seth's wife is his sister"

But again... Horus feelings towards Seth is completely Unhealthy and Toxic.. At this point im not even surprise if he chooses his fucking uncle over the well being of Egypt

(Yes ik this post is not gonna get any likes or replies since the Ennead fandom is probably dead)

[ndotknees]

Kicking my feet, blushing and saying “you’re so funny,” reading A Thousand Sons whenever Ahriman does anything.

The Enumerations said what now? That’s so crazy,,,,could you have your armour described again,,just for me? ☺️

[twinsloveco]

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[doonarose]

When two different comments on a fic poke at the tiny slither of a cracked doorway with 'oooo that'd be fun to explore' and they're both saying lovely things about the actual fic, and it would, actually, be fun to explore..

I don't have the capacity for a plot bunny right now.

But bunnies do not seem to care for my plans to be productive at work right now...

ETA. And then my own bloody queue decided to throw some sexy rocks at me. Rude.

[toestalucia]

what is going on...........