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thecryptidart1st · 9 months
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When you realize that you have enough FNAF shirts, sweaters, and hoodies to wear for 2 weeks straight:
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aroswig · 2 years
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"Hot Topic has the drip"
The drip:
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creative-time · 2 years
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I envy you
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hisakoichiki · 10 months
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when i was at hot topic, i finally bought myself a twilight shirt to commence my full commitment to the fandom. i also needed to buy a chainsaw man shirt for my cousin's bday this Friday.
so when i got to the counter, the sales associate was like "TWIIIILIIIIIIGHTTTTTT" and i was like, yeah, I'm in my twilight era again!!!
she was like "i was actually watching this full-on commentary video essay on YouTube and it's really good, and what she caught with the video was basically jacob black would always answer whenever bella is so curious abt what was going on with him as:
"It's a wolf thing"
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I was like "maybe i should try watching the saga again and take a shot everytime i hear him say that.", and she then laughed with meand replied "yeah be careful abt alcohol poisoning"
it was such a fun conversation..... I CANT HELP BUT REALIZE HOW TRUE IT IS AND I MIGHT REWATCH and actually see LOL
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get to know hauntingmesostunningly ★
BASICS:
♥︎ call me S, she/her, XVI
♥︎ jewish
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♥︎ spoonie (POTS, endometriosis, ME/CFS)
♥︎ mobility aid user
♥︎ swiftie
♥︎ lesbian and asexual
YES:
taylor swift, gracie abrams, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, phoebe bridgers, porsche cars, formula one racing, legos, books, Cd's, writing, drawing, fanfic, mauraders, harry potter, the hunger games, twilight, fourth wing, hockey romance books, country music, handwritten notes of appreciation, jellycats, the beach, sharks, whale sharks, mobula rays, marine biology, veterinary medicine, cats, service dogs, pink cowboy hats, vacations in mexico, kittens, bully breed dogs, forearm crutches, compression socks with designs, lesbians, tanning, msunny days, vinyards, camping, forests, birkenstocks, greys anatomy, marvel, pumpkin spice, fall, christmas, tarot, orcas, wiener dogs, alix page, fairy lights, iced chai, academic validation, converse, rain at night, foggy mornings, dragons.
NO:
volleyball, sweating, mean teenage girls, ice spice, polyester bed sheets, atmospheric rivers, the red queen saga, tight fitting hoodies, vans shoes, greek mythology, homework, tests, medical gaslighting, school presentations, white chocolate, judging people's mobility aids, DC, hot topic clothes, sun burns, oily sunscreen, bangs sticking to your forehead, long nails, wet socks, anime, pe class, kanye west, rap music, hating on swifties who watch KCC football, taylor swift hate, girls picking on eachother, polyester shirts, yelling children, abelism, soccer, misogyny, steak, dehydration.
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over 20 y/o, under 13 y/o, abelist, antisemitic, pro-palestine, anti-zionist, (just don't talk to me about the war, ok), mysogonists, T.S. haters, racist, queerphobic, ect.
asks are ok, but DM's are not unless we are mutuals.
(just be nice and not creepy)
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threebooksoneplot · 2 years
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Episode 16: "Dates and Dateline" (Show Notes)
listen along here
Content warnings for discussion of suicide (33:10 — 36:17) and pedophilia/murder (1:21:21 — 1:27:45)
[00:01:39] The Tumblr Q&A for Life and Death in which Stephenie Meyer admits to trying to name Carine "Carlyle"
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[00:02:20] It's "levi-OH-sa," not "levio-SAH"
I'm so sorry for 2023 harry potter reference but cmon
[00:04:58] G was not kidding about South Park being "a weird little Wild West town with like, cutouts of Cartman"
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[00:05:38] Info on the South Park episode "Tweek x Craig," in which said characters get together
[00:06:13] Chatzy, apparently still going strong
[00:06:35] The Urban Dictionary entry for TwiMDB
[00:08:50] The CW's Nancy Drew (2019)
[00:12:41] Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga playlists
[00:14:47] The MTV article about Mitch Hansen + the band's Spotify
[00:15:28] The "Twilight Hour" album
[00:16:44] Jacob Black.mp3
[00:17:32] A World Without You.mp3
[00:17:59] Thorns.mp3
[00:18:12] I Don't Know.mp3
[00:18:42] She is Brighter.mp3
[00:19:09] Shannon's Twilight SAT book
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[00:19:21] Nabokov’s Favorite Word is Mauve, the book that contains the “statistical analysis of Stephenie Meyer's word choice in the Twilight books” G is talking about (a recommended read!)
[00:20:28] The Bella Cullen Project
[00:21:44] Snag the download for Shannon’s "Then and Now (Alice’s Lullaby)" song here after you donate to the Quileute tribe's Move to Higher Ground fundraiser! (Don't forget to take a screenshot.)
[00:22:32] The "Edward playing music for Bella" meme
[00:23:46] Filk
[00:26:32] Shannon’s summary:
On a scale from 1-10, how weird is to hear all about your brand new girlfriend’s mom’s suicide attempts? Just asking for a friend. Beau might only be on Date #3 if we’re counting the sexy ravioli date, but he’s unlocking the first of much family trauma during this trip to the Cullen household. There’s ugly carpets, old paintings, and books and music galore! Beau is rolling with the punches in today’s chapter, and by punches I mean “tackles” because when Edythe tries to scare him, he just gets turned on about it. They make fun baseball plans with Archie and Jessamine, and if you’re quiet enough you can just barely hear Supermassive Black Hole playing in the distance. Things only get more exciting from here and I can’t wait to see the mess!
[00:31:13] G’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons recreation of Carlisle’s study, complete with Volturi painting
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[00:34:16] The Groundhog Day suicide montage (obvious content warning here)
[00:39:06] Francesco Solimena, and a few examples of his work:
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[00:39:38] The painting of Carlisle and the Volturi, as shown in New Moon and in the New Moon graphic novel
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[00:40:57] G is incorrect—Edward has not told Bella he’s killed people yet. She’s getting mixed up with the movie, in which he does tell Bella he's a murderer during the meadow scene.
[00:54:20] Shannon’s Hot Topic jalice shirt, G’s Cullen crest and Bella rings (also from Hot Topic)
[01:16:11] The What We Do in the Shadows episode "The Orgy" (+ trailer)
[01:36:38] Follow Liza on instagram here!
Another action-packed show notes! Hope you enjoyed this week's adventures in music and art :))
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HOT TOPIC & PLAGUE RATS
Posted: December 14, 2006 Archived from The BonnyTymePyrate LiveJournal
Merry Thursday you little Teabiscuits!!
You haven't been missing my daily videos have you? Because you know that I'm making them solely for your amusement, yes? You must stay tuned for the continuing saga of Lord Edgar, Young Edwin, and the rest of the Asylum rats, or absolutely nothing, nothing in this entire world, will make sense.
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Advent Calendar
In addition to this, I've found the time to appear on the current Hot Topic compilation CD brought to you by DJ Ferret and Asleep By Dawn mag., and being sold at the glorious front desks of HT's everywhere! This frankly awesome collection of ditties is already selling out, so get your copy before it's too late, and besides, you know very well that you're going there for your hair dye anyway.
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And then! Somehow I found myself at the Chateau Marmont last week with unlimited vodka in front of me and a snappy new scarf (stripey) from my pal Keith from Adult Swim around my neck. I gave him two plague rats that night, and a Jesus pencil topper, so I think it was a fair trade.
Then lo and behold! I look before me and what do I spy but this box of AWESOME STRAWS!!! I mean, these fuckers are giant, weighing in at an almost obscene 7.75"!
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In the painfully glamorous bathroom of the Chateau, I drunkenly managed to take these stunning portraits…did I mention how much vodka I'd had by this point? To prove it, I don't remember taking these at all…
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Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, EA
Links: Get the "LIAR/DEAD IS THE NEW ALIVE" EP/T-Shirt Set EA's Official Site EA @ MySpace EA @ VampireFreaks Fan Forum and Home to EA's Journal Entries
PPS!
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gossipgirloff1 · 3 months
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on max not caring about pr, i have to laugh. max cares about pr just as much as every driver on the grid. he may not be as enthusiastic about it but he does care. and this was a change I noticed in the verstappen dot com insta page and just his own page in general. i just think that it is less noticeable because his personal team is not that adept at pr and more so focus on the racing aspect. and kelly is barely a pr genius given that she herself is landing into hot water frequently. the increase in the no. of photoshoots, the verstappen dot com page getting it's shit together (barely), the no. of documentaries the verstappen clan has put out (IIRC there was another one that was supposed to come out this year or last year but was not), the TIME magazine cover and just this general push of the happy family narrative screams pr to me (happy family thing could very much be kelly orchestrated but max clearly does benefit from it so in a way it helps his image).
i have more thoughts about the max v and pr saga, so tell me if you'd like to hear about it. remember to be kind to each other guys//
Hmm I don't know 🤔 I think all the things you have pointed out, have more to do with his team trying to counter the negative effects on his image by the Brazil incident (with Checo), which got him a lot of hate. He get's booed on almost every podium in the US due to Checo fans and LH fans (for AD21, which totally wasn't his fault he's not Masi) and people who are fed up with him winning everything. I admire his mental strength, because I would be in tears when thousands of people boo me everytime after I did great in my job 😭
His documentaries are a condition of his collaboration with viaplay btw. there has been a documentary on viaplay or servus TV (which is associated with Redbull) basically coming out every year, so that's not a new thing.
I think for somebody supposedly caring about his image, he also makes really weird choices, like the T-shirt thing? refusing to participating on dts? him not saying what the checo incident was truly about, not cutting ties with the Piquets etc.
but that's just my personal opinion on the topic
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Reagan 2024 – Ron DeSantis 2024 President T-Shirt
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Even with the negativity Reagan 2024 – Ron DeSantis 2024 President T-Shirt . though, he remains thankful after being able to adjust his way of thinking about how people see him through his work. He's noticed the patterns of how people devote their efforts to trolling and online abuse, but he also loves the "great, genuine interaction" that happens too: “The thing is though, I am really, really thankful. Because what that meant is that my sense of self-worth was attached to the notion of everybody liking me online. And the fact that this process has made me, out of survival, disconnect from that. It’s given me a more realistic view of the system that is social media. There’s a lot of great, genuine interaction that goes on. The bad stuff, the systematic trolling, the almost gamified abuse that some people devote their entire online presence to; honestly, once you’ve seen enough of it, you see the pattern of it. It just sort of gets boring after a while."Reagan 2024 – Ron DeSantis 2024 President T-Shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt
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Classic Men's Johnson confirmed that it doesn't affect him whatsoever anymore, as his experience with The Last Jedi made him "adjust to social media" and tackle it in "a healthier way:" “It doesn’t even give me that little negative ping anymore Reagan 2024 – Ron DeSantis 2024 President T-Shirt . And I don’t think it’s even my skin growing tough. It’s just I’ve put in perspective. I realize this is kind of a byproduct of this social Twitter system. There’s going to be some degree of people where this is their hobby, basically. So overall I found it made me adjust to social media where I’m seeing it and using it in a healthier way.” It's going on nearly five years since The Last Jedi made its run in theaters, where it actually earned $1.3 billion at the box office, becoming one of the 20 highest-grossing movies ever. But considering how divisive the reception to the movie was, fans will be curious to hear exactly what Johnson has to say about the experience once the interview is released. At the moment, it's unclear how much detail he will go into looking back at the movie, whether it be on the filmmaking process itself or his time working with Disney and Lucasfilm. He may even comment on the status of his originally planned trilogy, especially with barely any theatrical Star Wars projects having been confirmed for release in the next couple of years. Regardless of what happens, hearing Johnson's side of things will hopefully at least bring some closure to fans on what went wrong with The Last Jedi, which remains a hot topic even with the Skywalker Saga having ended in 2019. Star Wars - Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is available to stream on Disney+.  You Can See More Product: https://newshirtonline.com/product-category/trending/ Read the full article
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sysig · 2 years
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I want, not so much in many directions, but at a highly variable angle at any given moment (Patreon)
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beevean · 4 years
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SEGA and its most recent Sonamy side – more canon than ever
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[Translator’s note: this article was originally written in Spanish by @latin-dr-robotnik​]
Hello again! Today we’d like to discuss about something that’s been happening recently, and probably taking Sonic fans by surprise: what is going on with SEGA and its stance about Sonamy?
At the beginning of this year, to celebrate the 200 articles on Seaside Hill Paradise, I finished what I call “the Sonamy trilogy” of articles that I started in 2018 and which cover different themes, such as:
SEGA and the eternal issue of the Sonic-Amy dynamic
“I love you” – Forbidden words in Sonic
SEGA and the eternal issue of “Sonic’s girlfriend”
The idea was to offer a more-or-less complete analysis about the many facets of their dynamic in the last 27 years; a dynamic that, you may have noticed, is not that easy to pin down, and that we’ve been updating almost regularly (although I also intended to investigate on other dynamics, like Knuckles and Rouge’s for example, and write about them). Generally speaking, in these articles I don’t draw objective conclusions about the status of the ship in canon (despite the fact that the available information tends to confirm it in various occasions). I also like to repeat myself and say that shipping is supposed to be for fun, not for tearing each other’s hair in that black hole of misery that is Twitter, but recent events left us slightly perplexed, and this is why we’re here once again.
We left the status of the Sonamy canonicity with these two peculiar instances back in August: Sonic mentioning his “girlfriend” in the Japanese version of Sonic Battle, and the Twitter account of SEGA of Europe saying Sonamy is their “favorite videogame romance”. Now, let’s recap a bit…
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Sonamy in Sonic IDW... Round 3
[SPOILERS ALERT FOR IDW SONIC #14-#35]
In 2018, when IDW just started, I decided to study a little how the Sonamy dynamic worked in this new universe. To our surprise, the comic didn’t waste time in dropping its biggest bomb, in one of the cutest scenes we had seen in ages. Since the very beginning, IDW proved that it didn’t intend to deceive those fans that looked for a bit of development of both characters.
I wrote an article about it in June 2019, and it coincided with the beginning of one of the most infamous arc I’ve seen in a Sonic comic for a long time: the Metal Virus Saga. The question is, what has happened since then?
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Well, in 2019, with the same accuracy of an aimbot, I said “We’ll probably see some new interactions between Sonic and Amy sometime around IDW #20”. And wouldn’t you know, as misery and tragedy settled in that arc, it was exactly around IDW #20 that we saw some Sonamy interactions: both exhausted, to their limit, with a Sonic that couldn’t even touch Amy to soothe her pain, due to him being infected with the virus.
The arc developed like this in what felt like an eternity, to finally conclude in one the most absurd ways in Sonic history. But it wasn’t a complete disappointment, as, after months and months of asking and discussing on the internet about how much Sonic and Amy deserved a hug at the end of the arc… it actually happened.
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Since that moment in IDW #32, we shippers thought that it was what both of them deserved after so much time spent separated and pushed to their limit to survive, but also that after the end of the arc everything would go back to normal. However, what we didn’t know was that the Sonamy train had no intention of stopping, not in IDW, nor anywhere else.
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A recurring detail in IDW Sonic is that Amy’s tail starts wagging every time she sees Sonic, as if she was a happy dog. I swear, it happens every time.
Come IDW #35, once again we have some hugs and bits of dialogue between our hedgehogs. For sure, the question here isn’t their relationship itself, as it was for IDW #2, but rather the issues this arc is slowly dealing with. But it’s really nice to see them again, sharing that closeness that they’ve had in the comic since the beginning– be it with some gestures of affection, a wink, a gesture, a private joke.
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My favorite image is the first one, Belle’s reaction to seeing Amy hugging Sonic. It’s like she’s thinking “oh, is she his girlfriend?”, and she wouldn’t even be wrong in thinking that.
It can’t be denied that IDW Sonic provided us the conversations and the emotions that the games seldom do. Certainly, the comic has its share of issues and it’s not really a story that I personally follow for its own merits (it’s more because it’s still Sonic, for my interest for things like this, and Belle’s existence… whom I already ship with Tails, sorry not sorry), but what it does well it does really well.
For now, we have to see how IDW Sonic will follow the development of the characters, especially in view of the closure of the current story and beyond. And we may be done with this part of the article, but there is still a lot left.
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Sonamy in merchandise
Taking us completely by surprise, recently SEGA launched, in collaboration with Hot Topic, a series of Sonamy-themed t-shirts. No, seriously.
So many people told me this as soon as the voice spread (you know who you are, thank you guys for thinking about me <3), and I can’t help being still surprised that this is actually a thing. T-shirts with lines like “You’re my favorite”, “Love in the fast lane”, and my personal favorite, “S&A Forever”, with drawings of Classic Sonic and Amy… in SEGA-approved products. I don’t know if you realize how much of a big deal this is, even more than “Celebrate the 25 years of Sonic’s girlfriend” from 2018.
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One of the things that surprised me the most (aside from how explicit they are in officializing the relationship, and the fact that there are still 2 months left before Valentine’s Day 2021), was the decision to use Classic Sonic and Classic Amy. I tried to understand this decision by analyzing the simplicity and easiness with which the Classic designs convey a message (let’s not forget that Classic Sonic was so iconic because it was specifically designed to convey his expressions without words), besides the fact that they’re inherently cuter than their modern designs. There’s also the controversial aspect of post-Adventure Sonamy, with all the dubbing and weird interpretations that the fandom made over the years… By comparison, the Classic design are a much simpler choice.
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What is actually going on?
Well, let’s take a step back and think about what we just saw. The way SEGA has been recently trying to push Sonic and Amy in front view (and for the entirety of 2020, based on the articles I mentioned in the beginning) tells us the harsh truth we all have to accept sooner or later: Sonamy sells, and it sells a lot.
From a strictly business point of view, the ship is so iconic and popular, with fans and detractors alike, that it would be absurd for SEGA to ignore the chance to print these two characters and get a load of money. As I said in my 2018 article, despite the fact that in Japan Sonic isn’t as big of an icon as it is elsewhere, they know pretty well that Sonic + Amy = love, and they have huge amounts of merchandise to back it up. It’s in the West that because of different cultural values, of which we’ve already talked about, along with some internal resistance, left this aspect of the franchise a little on the side. But they’ve been trying to fix it… and how…
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Let’s not forget that a decade and a half ago Sonic Team seriously favored Sonamy. They officially said it, Sonic X was their purest view of Sonic they had at the time.
Outside of the business perspective, I believe we’re facing the moment that we’ve been waiting for: it’s time they’ll establish once and for all the dynamic of these two characters, following more closely the original Japanese vision of Sonic. I said many times that, in trying to change canon, the West, especially SEGA of America, did nothing but confuse fans and generate more discussions than needed, by introducing different data and portrayals that contradict the canon established by Sonic Team.
We’ve talked about Unleashed and emotional support, about Sonic X, about the major moments that opened the door to interpreting this dynamic as something more. We don’t threaten at gunpoint those who would rather stay away, but we respond to those declarations that still try to violently discredit the simple fact that Sonic and Amy, who are most of all close friends, form in some measure a couple that, even with its imposed limitations, manages to captivate fans and not fans everywhere in the world. Even the Simpsons used it as a joke, and that says a lot.
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What the future has in store for us.
Unless something else happens in this last month of 2020, this is the most complete compilation I can offer at the moment about the status of Sonamy in the fandom and in the official canon. Yes, canon.
It’s impossible to ignore the signals. As you may have noticed, I’ve been considering Sonic and Amy as an official couple, with its clarifications (for example, that at the end it’s more of a friendship, that it’s not a romantic relationship in the most explicit way, that it’s more of a personal perspective to justify a more mature vision of the relationship in the future, not right now), but nowadays I think that SEGA has spoken loud and clear. I think canon is ready to negotiate the idea that Sonic and Amy, apart from being excellent friends who would risk their lives for each other in a heartbeat, have something else on their hands (probably the other’s hand). This won’t automatically translate into a kiss, or a complete love declaration (although Sonic X came close…), or a commitment to a formal relationship like we know them in real life. SEGA canon affirms that Amy is “Sonic’s girlfriend” and nothing more. Outside of that detail, they still pretty much function as friends interacting with a little flirting here, and a little Sonic running away there. It’s the basis of their dynamic, now enhanced by the fact that SEGA is giving us a clearer message.
I think that this all may culminate in a game or an animated series, but I wouldn’t completely count on that. It is good to recognize how far the official position goes on this issue, but at the same time I want to reaffirm that there are things that are better left in the hands of the fandom, and in the meantime that IDW or any other continuity gives us hugs, winks, gestures and words of encouragement, we as the fandom will take care of exploring other avenues and hypothetical scenarios.
This is all I have to say on the matter for now, and I hope you’re happy with this wonderful Sonamy experience we’re going through – I certainly am. See you next time!
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briefololtragedy · 4 years
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Of menus and audio-books
Pairing Kakashi Sakura
Rating M
Summary: Sakura and Kakashi both want their dinner date, but Sakura's work keeps getting in the way. Sakura asks for Kakashi's help with tasting the menu, lets see what happens. The coffee shop saga continues
also posted to AO3 , follow up to Pakkun’s plan and Frazzled Friday
Sakura couldn’t believe the last two weeks she has had. Two weeks ago she was supposed to have dinner with Kakashi, but she kept having to put it off for work. She really needed to make a note to never cater ever again. She thought nothing could be worse than catering for that 16th birthday party, a shiver ran up her spine thinking of all the pink and sparkles. Hana, Sakura loved her to death, but between her changing her mind about the menu every other day and then Kiba constantly showing up in the coffee shop, Sakura was on her last shred of sanity. Kakashi still visited with Pakkun, but for not as long and his visits were what was getting her through this hell. She knew that Kakashi wasn’t fully comfortable talking with her when Kbia was present. 
Burning...something was burning! She looked around and realized it was her muffins that she put into the oven. Sakura made a mad dash to the kitchen, smoke was billowing out of her oven. The muffins were beyond saving. Throwing the tray into the sink she couldn’t help but let out a frustrated yell. The shop wasn’t open yet, not for another 30 minutes, so there were not any customers to scare away. 
And it was just at this moment her phone decided to ding. Not even two seconds later the phone was flying across the kitchen. Yep...here come the tears. She didn’t know anymore if they were out of frustration or actual sadness. Hana changed her mind again and wanted to go into a different direction. Sakura already decided that this day sucked. She just wanted to crawl back into bed and cuddle up with a good book. Silver flashed across her mind, cheeks flushed. She wouldn’t mind cuddling with him either. 
Sakura didn’t know what to make of their relationship. He was more than a customer, but she wasn’t sure what he wanted. She wanted to get to know him more, wanted to see him outside of these stupid walls. She wanted to shave her legs, do her hair and makeup, and wear a dress for him, well more for her, but she wanted him to be there to appreciate her. A small voice said she also wanted to appreciate him, take that scarf and more off of him. 
After her 10 minute freak out she got up from the floor, retrieved her phone and went to work. She was on the phone with Hana when he came in, he was earlier than usual (very odd). After talking Hana down from the edge, no she would not do German Russian fusion, what even the hell was that! She will handle the menu and told Hana to not worry about it. She couldn’t help the flutter in her chest when watching her favorite duo take a seat. She thanked whatever deity was looking out for her since Kiba was nowhere in sight. 
“I think someone played a prank on you and messed with your clocks. You do know that it is 9am?” Kakashi was yet again hard at work on his laptop, Pakkun at his feet. She sat across from him, well she more like flopped into the seat, but it was a long day and it was only 9am! 
“Hmm, maybe I just really wanted to see you.” Kakashi felt worn down, he didn’t want to beat around the bush. He was here finally when Sakura wasn’t busy with a certain customer. It was over a month since he had started to frequent Sakura’s coffee shop and he really wanted that dinner date. It didn’t help that Genma started talking about the pretty pink haired coffee shop owner when he was drunk the other night. Images flashing through his mind. He also wanted to take her up on her offer of helping him with his audiobook debacle. Kakashi decided that today would be the day, they would set the actual day for their date.
“I’m sure a busy editor like yourself has better things to do.” Sakura took a pause. “I’m sorry we haven’t been able to get our dinner together. This catering event has been a huge headache. You and this little guy have been so helpful.” Why couldn’t they seem to get out of these four stupid walls. 
“I’m never too busy for coffee or your dessert of the day.” Sakura couldn’t help but smile, it was then she decided to throw her shoulders back and give herself a mental pep talk. “So my client changed the menu again, this is a short notice, but how would you feel about testing out the menu I came up with tonight?” It felt like an eternity as she waited for his answer. 
Kakashi wanted to jump up and cheer, but he was not Gai. “Tonight would work.” His palms were not sweaty, he was not a teenager anymore. However, he felt himself melt at that wide dazzling smile. “Perfect! I’ll send you my address. Does 8 work?” 
“8 sounds good.” He would have made sure that it worked. Kakashi watched her walk away and couldn’t help but chuckle at the flour she had on the back of her jeans, highlighting her amazing backside asset. Eight couldn’t come fast enough. 
Sakura couldn’t help the extra pep in her step throughout the rest of the day. Mei looked at her like she grew a second head when she was giving customers free upgrades on their coffee orders. Sakura even had time during her break to make a menu and grocery list. She would have plenty of time to get what she needed, exercise (cause of her sugar addiction), and start preparing the food. She felt good, she hadn’t felt this good in a long time. Sakura had decided on a simple green fit n flare dress that came to her mid thigh, hair was in a messy bun, and just a little bit of makeup. 
A knock on her door brought her back down to earth. She froze and was at a loss for words at the sight before her. Kakashi was wearing dark loose fitting jeans and a light grey henley shirt. She could see part of a tribal tattoo peeking out from under his right sleeve. Then there was his scarf, or more importantly the lack of a scarf. Internally she started to whimper, it wasn’t far for him to look like that. 
“Kakashi please come in. I’m not making everything that I was thinking of serving for the event, but wanted to do a variety. You wouldn’t mind giving me your opinion on the other foods too?” Sakura felt more comfortable talking about food or more work related topics. She didn’t trust herself with him. Previous boyfriends didn’t like it when she was more “aggressive.” 
“Sounds good.” Kakashi couldn’t help, but appreciate Sakura’s appearance. She always looked stunning, but now...  He could see her muscular thighs, small waist, toned arms, and her rear. He had admired one of her best assets earlier today and couldn’t help stare as she led him through her house.  
“Here is the menu I wrote up. Whatcha think?” Sakura was leaning over her kitchen island resting on her elbows. 
Kakashi looked at the menu in front of him: Short Rib Crostini with Cambozola Cheese and Cherry Jam. Kimchi deviled eggs. Apple stuffed pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon. Butternut squash soup, tomato soup with mini grilled cheese crouton. Caramelized onion, goat cheese, and mushroom flatbread. Teriyaki salmon mini burgers. Medley of roasted vegetables Desserts in a shot glass: Tarrimsu, white chocolate blueberry cheesecake, lemon meringue. Trio of hot chocolate and cookies 
“There will also be fruit and vegetables, fresh dip...Oh and some homemade crackers. I was thinking of baked brie with apricot jam. There were fresh apricots at the store and couldn’t help making some jam.” Before he could speak his stomach decided to join the conversation. 
“Hmm , maybe I should stop talking about food and we should go to the eating part. I made the deviled eggs, flatbread, vegetables, tomato soup and grilled cheese. Then the hot chocolate and either chocolate chip or snickerdoodle cookies.” All of the smells that hit him when he first walked in all made sense now. He could smell the cookies, but really caught his attention was the eggplant in the mix of roasted vegetables. 
“That sounds like a perfect plan. I forgot to ask if it would be alright to take you up on your offer from a couple of weeks ago, and have you listen to me read?” He had tried reading for Jiraya earlier, but all he got was a sour face from the man. 
“It's the least I can do. Let’s eat!”  Sakura found the conversation was easy. Kakashi gave some comments on the food, she noticed how he went back for more eggplant. She also had to pat herself on her back for not being too awkward. She found herself talking about Naruto and Jiraiya. Along with stories of Ino. Kakashi shared about his dogs, how he rescued them, he had more than just Pakkun. He had been in the army, but left after 5 years. He found himself settling into the publishing business with his passion for books. 
Kakashi had settled into her sofa, while she decided to clean the kitchen before dessert. Guilt overtook him while he watched her do the dishes and clean off the counters. He found himself making his way to help her, she seemed shocked when he pushed her over to dry while he washed. It seemed like her friends didn’t volunteer often to help her clean. 
The dish water had gotten his shirt slightly damp on the front, allowing for it to cling just enough to get an outline of his abs. It was getting hotter in her kitchen and the oven was off. She was taken out of her thoughts when she felt an arm grazing her back. “Sorry, I finished washing and decided to help with drying, the only other towel was to your right. You were lost in thought I didn’t want to disturb you.” 
“Sorry for zoning out. Let me get the hot chocolate ready. Do you want white, milk, or dark chocolate? Also cookie choice.” She had decided on white chocolate and snickerdoodle, hmm this sugar was going to go straight to her ass. 
“I’m starting to think you are made out of sugar. I will have dark chocolate. Hmm I think I’ll try both, I’ve been a good boy.” Sakura felt warm again, how was she going to get through him reading one of those stupid books. 
“The night is still young, hope you stay a good boy. Lets go to the living room for your contribution to the evening.” Kakashi was having second thoughts. “Are you sure it’s okay for me to practice?” He didn’t want her to run away or ruin what relationship they had.
“Kakashi it's the least I can do! You have been so much help with all of this, have a seat.” Kakashi went back to sitting on the sofa, placing his hot chocolate on the end table. The chocolate chip cookie was already gone. Sakura made herself comfortable on the other end of the sofa, she was sitting facing him, one of her legs under her, she was sipping on her drink and occasionally dunking her cookie into it. 
“Alright here goes nothing.” Kakahi cleared his throat as he started to read. 
“We shouldn’t be doing this, Maalik.” Elena looks forlorn. The wind blows her chestnut hair in front of her face obscuring her crystal clear blue eyes. They are meeting in their safe haven, far from the eyes of their families. A small stream flowed through the area, wildflowers surrounding. The trees provided shade from the gruling sun. A ray of light had cut through the trees and onto Elena, it was their oasis.. Maalik couldn’t help but give pause. She was beauty, nothing could compare. He could feel his palms become sweaty and his heart race as he looked at her. 
Kakashi noticed that Sakura was adjusting in her seat. She was cupping her mug with both hands staring at him intently. He continued on. 
“You say that everytime we meet, my love.” Maalik’s smoky voice penetrated through the air. He couldn’t help, but bring his hand to her face making her look him in the eyes. Elena’s heart was beating so fast it felt like it would come out of her chest. All thoughts vanished from her mind as she looked into his brown eyes. His arm went to wrap around her waist, pulling her to him. Elena’s hand was resting on his chest and she could feel his heart beating like a drum in his chest. 
Sakura could feel some discomfort between her legs grow. She wanted to rub them together. It should not be allowed to have his deep baritone voice so smooth, warming her all the way to her bones. 
“Every time I see you I can’t help but feel like your beauty grows, it puts the flowers to shame.” He couldn’t help but bring their lips together. It had been weeks since they last saw each other. Elena was hesitant at first, but wasted no time to deepen the kiss. They both were acting like people dying of thirst getting water for the first time. Before Elena knew it she was laying on the grass, Maalik hovering over her. Their kiss never broke. 
Kakashi’s heart was beating fast. He was sure he was blushing. Sakura’s eyes had started to glaze over. He wanted to reach out and move that strand of hair from her face. 
“Please...Please Maalik it's been too long. I need you.” Maalik didn’t have to be told twice as he ventured down Elena’s body leaving wet trails as he made it to his destination. 
“Sakura… are you alright?” She had been fidgeting in her seat. “I...” All self control had abandoned her and she lunged. She shoved the book out of his hands as she settled herself on his lap. Sakura cupped his face in her hands and went in for the kiss. She could taste the lingering chocolate and cinnamon from dessert. Part of her wondered if he would pull away, but once she felt him deepening the kiss with hands going to her hips she cheered internally. 
Kakashi was wondering if he was dreaming. The slight nip on his lip assured him this was reality. He couldn’t help, but to slide his hands up her thighs to her hips. He took note of the ripple of her muscles with his touch. Kakashi pulled her closer to him. A low moan escaped him as Sakura started to slowly circle her hips against him. The small whine she created when he had to pull away broke part of him. They both were panting heavy just from their kiss. 
“I have wanted to kiss you since the first time I met you. Do you know how much I desired to pull that stupid scarf off of you? “ Sakura’s voice had taken a husky quality to it, while they had stopped their current activity she continued to stay on his lap. 
“Sakura you are no better, with those tight jeans and aprons you wear. How a baker has this great of an ass I will never know.” To emphasize his point one of his hands went to squeeze her ass lovenly. This time it was Kakashi initiating their heated lip lock. His hair was so soft between her fingers. A pleasant sensation ran up her spine as he rubbed small circles on her hip. She wanted to explore more of him. 
Sakura found her right hand venturing downward, tracing the outlines of his pectorals, down his abdominal muscles, to rest just above his jeans. She slowly pulled away from him, resting her forehead on his, as she slowly unbuttoned his jeans to slide her hand to her goal. The moan and bucking of his hips was the only sign she needed to continue. She could feel Kakashi’s lips on her neck, him lightly biting at times. Sakura almost had to give pause once she had his sizable member in her hands. She licked her lips as she started to slowly work up and down his shaft. Her position was slightly awkward as her hand was between both their bodies. She wanted to move with him and found herself circing her hips with his rhythm. 
Kakashi felt like he was in overload at the moment. The taste of her neck and mouth still lingering, then the feel of Sakura’s hand as she worked him, and then her hips grinding against him it was almost too much. Before he could speak he found himself standing up with her in his arms. The small squeak she let out was adorable, but it was her wrapping her legs around him that he focused on. 
“Bedroom?” At his question Sakura pointed her head in the direction of her hallway. As he made his way to his destination he couldn’t help but kick off his jeans as they fell down. Once he found the right door on his own. Sakura had decided to start licking and biting at his neck, hands wondering. At least she had released her hold on little Kakashi because he didn’t think he would have the self control to not take her against the wall. 
He made quick work of his shirt after laying her down, while Sakura made quick work of her dress. 
Sakura started to feel self conscious as she looked at the greek god in front of her. The tattoo that she saw earlier extended up his shoulder and over his right pec. She was so wrapped up on her thoughts she didn’t notice Kakashi staring. 
While Sakura made some of the most delicious desserts they didn’t make his mouth water as much as the woman in front of him. Her breasts were covered by a white lace bra, but looked like they would fit perfectly in his hands. His eyes trailed down her flat stomach to her matching pair of white panties. It was time for his second dessert. 
Sakura felt her bed dip as Kakashi joined her. Her arms locking around his neck as he started to kiss her. She couldn’t help but to rub her legs together as one of his hands went to her breast, messaging it. He started to trail down her with kisses. Him making quick work of her bra as he latched onto one of her nipples, while he messaged the other. After a few minutes he switched. The pressure between her legs was building and she couldn’t help her whimpers and moans. She wanted more. 
As if hearing her thoughts he ventured down her stomach pausing where her underwear started, then it was gone. His thumb started to rub circles over her clit before he replaced it with his mouth. He started sucking gently at first then the pressure started to build, especially once he placed two finger into her pumping at a lazy rhythm at first. Her back arched and she was coming. 
Kakashi came back up to kiss her and she could taste herself. She wasted no time in wrapping her legs around him as he positioned himself. Finally he slid inside, stretching her deliciously. 
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They laid intertwined both exhausted from their multiple rounds. 
“You don’t like my scarf?” Sakura rolled her eyes as she nestled into him more. “Shut up and don’t make me regret spending my day off with you.” 
Extra- Pakkun's thoughts:
Pakkun thought all was well 2 weeks ago, yet his owner can't seal the deal with the pretty shop owner. Pakkun has his life set and Kakashi had to ruin it. Tonight just takes the cake! Kakashi left him! Kakashi had looked like a nervous teenager when he left, mumbling to himself as he walked out the door. It almost sounded like he was giving himself a pep talk. Pakkun looks to the sofa where the other human is sitting, sipping a beer, while having a toothpick in his mouth, why was this guy even here! Pakkun had become accustomed to tuning out this human. he vaguely hears a ding of the phone. "Well peanut looks like it will be just us. Kakashi wont be back tonight, lucky dog." Genma has a smirk on his face.
Pakkun doesn't want to be with Genma and he also sees his hopes of a belly full of dog biscuits crumble. Surely if Kakashi was visiting Sakura he would have taken Pakkun along.
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SeXd (sex ed) Pt.6
Pairing: BTS OT7 x reader genre: Fluff,smut, non idol Au Warnings: cursing, fingering, oral (female receiving) Words: 5044  A/N: Hello and goodbye. Blame my friend for later update than I planned. He came to visit without msging me first, what kind of psycos does that? Summaray: Y/N is a woman who is inexperienced in anything when it comes to relationships and sex. Luckily her friend Jimin along with his six other friends decide to show her what she has been missing.
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[gifs belongs to their rightful owners] You, Jimin, Jin and Hoseok are gathered in to Jimin’s living room. The rain is hitting the metal roof of the building and the sound of the rain is buzzing background noise. The TV is on but the volume is down. You all are focused on your own activities, You are reading a book, Hoseok is watching youtube videos on his phone sitting on the ground ,while Jimin play’s Candycrush saga on his own phone and Jin is talking quietly on his phone. A sound of thunder disturbs your peace and the lights goes out while Hoseok seems little troubled. “Great.” Jimin sighs and gets up from the couch. “I will go look for a flashlight and maybe some candles.” Jimin uses his phone as a light when he exist the room. You put your book on your lap useless now and glance towards Jin whose voice has gotten louder further the call has proceed. “What do you mean that you can’t make it? You can’t bail on me on last minute… No, I know but how I’m supposed to manage with so low staff? Okay, fine and goodbye.” Jin hangs the call and frustrated sigh leaves his lips. Jin looks really stressed heavy bags are formed under his eyes and veins are clearly visible underneath them. Jin is wearing loose brown sweater and pair of black slacks. “What’s wrong?” You ask worriedly and even Hoseok glances Jin from his phone. Hoseok is wearing tight white t-shirt, red lumberjack shirt tied on his waist and pair of worn black jeans. “A volunteer cancelled her sift on my clinic on last minute. It is bad already with current flu season, two nurses are of and another veterinarian got flu yesterday.” Jin tells and rubs his temple. 
Jimin arrives the room lap full of candles and lighter on his hand.  ’‘I couldn’t find the dammed flashlight, Jungkook must have it put somewhere else after his recent camping trip.“ Jimin sighs and puts the pile on the living room table, he takes one of the candles and lights it up with the lighter on his hand. His face is illuminated with the shadows created by the flame and for a second he looks like a ghost. The soft light of the candles lights up the room when Jimin moves around the room placing the candles and lighting them up.  Jimin is wearing loose pair of baggy jeans with grey long sleeved shirt. Another sound of lighting enters the room and you can see a flash between the living room curtains. ’'I hate thunder.” Hoseok whines. “When I was a kid i used to hide under my bed every  time storm came. Luckily these days I’m able to stand the thunder without hiding… Oh shit that was big one!” Hoseok jumps on his seat when another bang is heard from the outside. “I’m not trying to push your fear aside, but I’m worried about Jin.” You tell and smile gently to Jin who is sitting on armchair. Jimin returns to couch and sits next to you. “What’s wrong with Jin?” Jimin asks with worried frown. “Nothing, everything is fine…” Jin begins but you disturb him before he can lie more. “Jin is stressed. He is low on staff at his clinic.” You tell and Jin sighs give up. “Yeah, but what can I do? It’s not like someone will magically come and volunteer to help by the last minute.” “What if I’ll help you?” You ask suddenly and Jin looks you surprised. “But Y/N tomorrow is premiere of my musical and you promised to come.” Jimin pouts on your side. “I know and that’s why I planned my sifts in a way that tomorrow is my day of. Your musical doesn’t start before eight and I have plenty of time during the daytime.” You shrug your shoulders. “Really, you will help me?” Jin asks hopefully. “I already said so, who am I to go back with my words?” You tell and Jin launches from his seat and plunges to your neck. “Y/N you are a lifesaver.” Jin says and squeezes you tightly. Jin pulls away and places a small kiss on your cheek causing you to blush slightly. Jin returns to his seat smiling widely. “I totally forgot that Jimin’s musical premieres tomorrow.” Hoseok tells guilty. A front door slams open followed by angry jungkook who enters the room. He is completely soaked. His hair is dripping and the water has colored it with darker shade. Jungkook’s pants and shirt is glued to his body and you can see the outlines of his body underneath it revealing his muscular figure. His shoes makes squeaky sounds when he moves. “Shit, fuck, shit.” Jungkook curses loudly while heading towards the bathroom. “How you are so fucking wet?” Jimin complains and looks the wet footsteps on the floor. Jungkook stops and spins around angrily. “What you fucking think, I took  a nice hot shower fully dressed. I got fucking wet while walking home from the gym.” Jungkook continues his journey angrily. “You might want to take some candles with you.” Jimin suggest and Jungkook curses again and walks towards the kitchen. “I will pick up the flashlight, I think its better for the shower.” He grunts and disappears into kitchen coming back shortly the flashlight on his hands. When he enters the room lights returns. “Are you fucking kidding me!” Jungkook throws the flashlight on the couch next to you and walks grumpily to the bathroom and slams the door shut behind of him. Soon you hear the shower turning on. “I’m the one who has to clean the mess.” Jimin complains and get up from his seat heading to look for rag to dry the wet footprints from the floor. “Back to the topic of the musical, I’m going to watch it with Namjoon. Even usually so busy man was able to take some time of for the sake of it.” Jin tells. “Even Joon remembered!” Hoseok whines. “It’s already sold out. The lead actress is quite popular.” You tell and smile sadly to Hoseok. You feel pity towards the man. “With who you are going to go Y/N?” Jin asks curiously. “Umm… I was planning to go alone.” You confess and fondle your hands in your lap awkwardly. “Nonsense, you will come with me and Namjoon. It’s least I can do after you promised to help me and I’m sure that Namjoon won’t see problem in it.” Jin smiles excitedly. “In fact I will text Joon right now and ask him.” Jin tells and picks his phone from the living room table. Soon Jin’s phone dings and he smiles even wider. “Namjoon said yes.” “Well, in that case I will take the offer.” You smile also excited. “Hey guys, what about me?” Hoseok asks pouting. “It’s not our fault that you forgot but like a good hyung I’m, I’ll help you. Taehyung, Jungkook and Yoongi are planning to go to see Jimin’s musical on Sunday because they can’t make it tomorrow. You should ask them to let you tag along and reserve ticket for that day, if there is any left.”  Jin smiles proudly when Hoseok looks him with grateful eyes. Jimin arrives with the rag and drys the floor with it and Jungkook exist the bathroom wearing only loose towel on his hips. You have never seen so much bare skin from Jungkook and you feel how saliva is collecting in your mouth. You really want to follow lines of his abs with your hands. “Like what you see?” Jungkook smirks when he notices your stare. You turn red like a tomato being caught red handed. “At least I do.” Jin smirks and winks to maknae who’s time is to blush. You are grateful for Jin saving your ass when Jungkook hops towards his room. Hoseok and Jimin chuckles lightly for the younger when he shuts the door behind him. “Jungkook is a big tease but if you tease him back he will act like a teenage boy.” Jimin tells and shakes his head amused. “Ah, and I thought my great charms caused the reaction.” Jin smirks jokingly. “I’m not called the worldwide handsome for nothing.” “Hyung only one who calls you that is yourself.”  Hoseok laughs and Jin glances him hurt. “There is no respect towards elders.” He huffs crossing his arms. light chuckle leaves your lips and Jin whines. “Y/N, you too!” “I’m sorry, you are indeed really handsome.” You try to say with serious face but fail miserably when small laugh escapes from you. Jin keep pouting to you and give up because his cute face. “I’m really sorry, how I can ever gain your forgiveness?” You ask. “How about a small kiss?” Jin asks with sparkling eyes. The suggestion makes you feel fuzzy inside.“Hyung you already kissed her once.” Jimin complains. “Only on the cheek, beside I know that you two have already kissed her.” Jin answers and glances from Jimin to Hoseok. “I don’t mind.” You tell shyly and satisfied look covers Jin’s handsome face. “Come here.” Jin tells and does come hitcher motion with his finger. You get up from your seat and your book falls on the ground from your lap. You step in front of Jin’s seat and for your surprise Jin pulls you to his lap. “For a better angle.” He explains and presses hiss soft lips against yours. The kiss was supposed to be a small peak, at least in your eyes, but it turns soon heated. Jin nibbles your lower lip softly and squeezes your thigh. You part your lips lightly, moaning when a cough disturbs you. “I think that’s enough.” Jimin says and sifts on his seat uncomfortably. Hoseok pulls a pillow to his lap. You separate from Jin and smile shyly Jin responds to your shy smile with wide grin. Your insides are bubbling from excitement and you can’t wait the time spent alone with the handsome man.
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Your alarm wakes you up on 6:30 am and you groan, why did you have alarm on your day off? It takes you for a while to remember that you promised to help Jin at his animal clinic and you roll up from your bed. You pad towards your small kitchen and pull a breakfast ingredients out from your fridge. You eat quickly and head for the shower. The cold water is able to wake you up slightly and you blink rapidly when soap enters your tired eyes. You rub you eyes hissing and after some time you are able to get the liquid out of your eyes. Now you are surely wide awake. You wash your skin quickly and exit the shower. You walk to your closet and pull the outfit which you planned yesterday out of your cabinet. Jin told that you could lend some working clothes from his workplace, but you had to wear something while going there. You pull comfy stripped sweater with pair of new jeans. The spring was nearing summer rapidly but you have always been cold cat. You put your underwear on and pull your clothes over them. You feel too lazy to use hair dryer so instead you rub your hair dryish with your towel. When you are happy you pick your purse and put your keys and wallet there. You make sure that your phone is in your pocket when you exit your apartment. ~ Jin’s animal clinic is small but homey and small bell dings when you step in from the front door. There is only one customer sitting a small dog on his lap. Jin told you to use the front door because you didn’t have a key for the backdoor. A pretty brunet sits behind the desk and looks up from her computer when you approach her. She is wearing her nurse uniform where belongs pair of light green shirt with small pocket on chest where is written Jin’s Paws with blue letters and same colored nurse’s pants.  On her name tag reads pet attendant Park Jisoo.   “Hello, how I can help you?” The woman asks smiling warmly. “Hi… I’m a volunteer who is supposed to help take care of the animals here. My name is L/N Y/N.” You tell and Jisoo’s smile turns even warmer. “Oh yeah, Mr. Kim told me about you. I’m glad that you are here, only me and him is here at the moment. My name is  Park Jisoo, but you can call me Jisoo.” “In that case you can call me Y/N as well.” You tell happily. “Okay Y/N head towards the private area and Jin should be right there in his reception room. Feel free to knock.” Jisoo instructs you and you thank her heading towards the back space. You enter small hallway with several doors and stop in front of one where reads Kim Seokjin senior veterinarian. Next to him is door with a name of the other veterinarian who works with Jin. You knock Jin’s door and soon hurried steps arrives the door. When Jin sees you he smiles widely. “Hi, I’m clad you made it” He tells and comes in the hallway closing the door behind him. You greet him as well. Jin is wearing similar clothes to Jisoo, except he has a laboratory coat over his clothes. “Follow me, lets get you something to wear.” Jin tells and leads you to small dressing room with metal lockers. “So one of our worker’s should be pretty close to your size.” he tells ramming trough one of the lockers. “Don’t worry I asked permission to borrow her extra working clothes.” Jin pulls pair of blue shirt and pants from the closet. Despite the color difference the same logo of his clinic is decorating the small pocket on the shirt. “I will leave you to get changed, Jisoo will be here shortly to get you started. I have a client waiting.” Jin tells handing the pile of clothes for you. “Thank you.” You tell when Jin is exiting the room. “No Y/N, I’m here the one who should thank you.” Jin tells smiling and leaves the room. You are quick to change and small knock from the door follows soon after you are done. “Can I come in?” Sound of Jisoo’s voice comes behind the door. “Yes, I’m ready.” You confirm and Jisoo steps in the room. “Jenna’s clothes seem to fit you.” Jin tells smiling. “I was hoping that you would help me take care of the animals on back who are under observation from one reason or another.” “Sure.” You tell and follow Jisoo out of the room. You enter into room which is full of cages with glass doors. Few animals are inside of them , some are sleeping and some greet you happily when you enter the room. Jisoo heads towards a sink and begins to wash her hands. “Hygiene is important specially on this flu season.” Jisoo tells while soaping her hands. “How long have you been working here?” You ask curiously when Jisoo begins to dry her hands. “Almost three years now. I couldn’t ask better boss than Mr. Kim.” Jisoo smiles fondly when she speaks about Jin. “Aren’t you allowed to call Jin, Mr. Kim, by his first name?” You ask while you start washing your hands. “We are, but It’s a small habit of mine to call him by his last name.” Jisoo chuckles. When you are ready you head towards the cages. A small puppy with plaster on her front paw  waves his tail happily when you near her cage. “This small girl hurt herself while playing. Hi girl, you seem feeling much better.” Jisoo talks happily for the pup. The dog barks excitedly and waving of her tail gets even faster. “Can you get the dog food from the cabinet over there?” Jisoo asks pointing a cabinet on the back wall. You are happy to oblige and return with sack of dog’s dry food with you. You help Jisoo feed the animals and your time with her goes fast. Before you know it it’s your lunch break which goes quickly as well while talking with Jisoo. Jisoo seems to be a great person who you can see yourself to get friends with. Jin visits you briefly when you are cleaning the cages but he has return soon to his patients. A clock turns four soon and it’s your time to leave. You are finished changing to back to your own clothes when Jin enters the dressing room. “Hey Y/N, thanks for the help today. I don’t know what we would done without you.” “No problem, I actually enjoyed working with Jisoo.” You tell smiling fondly. “You should see her daughter. She is the sweetest ,every time she visits her mother I can’t help but coo over her.” Jin tells. “Yeah, she mentioned her earlier and I saw some pics too. She is a cute one.” You admit. “What you guys are talking about?” Jisoo asks entering the room. “We were talking how cute your child is.” You tell and Jisoo smiles happily. “She is the cutest but sometimes I’m in trouble with her. She is always on the move.” Jisoo laughs softly. “I can believe that.” You tell. “Don’t let me start about how she always wants to come see Mr. Kim. She surely has a small crush on her and the girl is only four.” Jisoo sighs. You giggle for the information and Jin smiles widely. “ I’m so handsome that she can’t resist me.” He tells and you and Jisoo roll your eyes to him. You exit the dressing room with Jisoo who waves her goodbyes to you and you stay on the hallway waiting for Jin who promised to give you a ride to home. When Jin is ready wit changing his clothes he enters to the hallway. “Ready to go?” he asks while heading towards the back exit. “I’m. Hey Jin who takes care on the animals while you clinic is closed?” You ask curiously and follow him outside. “Jenna, another pet attendant, will be here shortly.” Jin tells and leads you to his white Volvo. He pushes button on his car keys and the car lights blink for the sing of opened doors. You sit on the front seat and Jin goes behind the wheel. “Me and Namjoon will come pick you up around seven if its okay with you?” Jin tells while leaving the parking lot. “Sounds good, I can’t wait for seeing Jimin’s musical as a whole.” You tell excitedly. “Me neither.” Jin tells flashing open smile showing his white teeth. ~ Seven pm arrives sooner than you thought and you are waiting Jin and Namjoon to arrive sitting on your couch nervously. You are dressed into black knee length dress with matching tights and pair of black heels. Your hair is on curled bun and you have applied slight make up. Jin sends you a text telling that he and Namjoon has arrived and you pick your belongings, your body going wild with nerves. It has just recently hit you that you are going on sort of date with both Jin and Namjoon. You pull light blouse over yous shoulders and exit your apartment. You spot Jin’s familiar car and head to back seat.“Hi Y/N.” Namjoon greets you when you are on your seat. “You look good today.” He tells flashing his dimpled smile while looking over his seat to the back. “Hi Jin, Hi Joon. You look good too.” And it’s true. Namjoon is wearing white button up shirt with suit jacket and pants his blonde hair pushed backwards carelessly. Jin isn’t looking bad either with his light blue button shirt and straight pants. “Hey Y/N nice to see you again.” Jin tells while focusing on driving, he flashes you smile trough the rear view mirror. “So are you excited for Jimin’s first main role?” Namjoon chatters. “Of course I’m, I have been following his development trough spring. Something in the way how Jimin acts is absolutely breathtaking.” You tell. “As long as I have known Jimin he has done everything he had started with passion till the end.” Jin adds in. “How did you meet him?” You ask curiously. “Believe it or not he caught me and Namjoon having sex in public bathroom.” Jin tells embarrassed and Namjoon chuckles amused. “I was bounding into Jin against the bathroom wall and Jimin happened to bust in.” The details of the Namjoon’s story makes you blush. “Yeah and instead of stopping Namjoon kept going and said casually 'whats up?’.” “Wow, so did you forgot to lock the door or?” “No…Namjoon likes to take some risks, the risk of being caught is one of his kinks.” Jin sifts on his seat. “Don’t act like it didn’t turn you on, Y/N what do you think about having a sex in public place?” Namjoon asks and turns to look at you over his shoulder. His eyes are dark ans his gaze is piercing. “I-I don’t know. I have never thought about it.” You admit. “Jin stop the car.” Namjoon demands with dark voice. “What, now?” Jin is surprised. “Yes, now.” Namjoon’s eyes hasn’t left yours and you feel something sift in your belly. You have no idea what he is planning. “fuck, okay.” Jin follows his younger demands without a question. Jin parks the car on the side of the road and Namjoon gets up his seat. He opens the backseat door and sits next to you. Suddenly the small space feels even smaller and you can smell Namjoon’s aftershave. Namjoon leans closer to you and opens your seat belt. You can feel his hit breath on your neck. “Do you trust me?” Namjoon  whispers to your ear. Did you trust the man? He was someone who you had met recently trough Jimin but he had never given you any reason to distrust him. “I think I do.” You answer taken aback. “Yes or no baby girl?” Namjoon pulls away from your neck and looks you with darkened eyes. Jin is following the interaction quietly from the driver’s seat. “I do.” You tell shyly while heat rises higher in your belly. “Good.” Namjoon yanks your legs and turn you around so you are on the sideways on the seat while your back is against the car window. He lowers your leg on the car floor so he is able to get better access between your legs.  Namjoon pets your thigh slowly his eyes never leaving yours. When you are lulled in to false wheeling of security Namjoon reaches under your hem and rips your pantyhose open from crotch. Surprised gasp leaves your lips and even Jin lets small noise out of his mouth.  Namjoon leans closer to your lips and soon his hot breath is sweeping over your own. You part your mouth by instinct and small smirk rises to Namjoon’s face. Namjoon’s hand finds your panties without a warning and he presses his lips against yours. Shocked squeak leaves your lips when Namjoon’s index finger begins to circle your clit while his hot lips moves against your own. You moan in the kiss when Namjoon pinches your clit. “Joon, do you think this is the right place for doing that?” Jin glances the passing cars on the road. No one is paying attention to you but sooner or later someone might actually stop and come ask is something wrong. Namjoon pulls away from kiss but his skilled fingers wont stop moving in your panties and small mewls leaves your parted lips. “I’m here giving our baby doll pleasure and you want me to stop?” Movements of his fingers stops and unhappy whine leaves your lips. “Don’t blame me, blame Jin.” Namjoon smirks. Jin lets big sigh out of his lips and glances a clock on the car’s dashboard. “We are already going to be late for Jimin’s big night and now you want to make me the villain? At least make her finish before we arrive.” Jin tells and starts the car again leading it into traffic. “Shit, Jimin!” You almost forgot him and try to get up from your compromised position. “Shh, its okay. I’ll take care of you and we are at the theater in no time.” Namjoon hushes you and slides his finger into your heat. “You are so wet baby.” Namjoon tells while pumping his finger in and out your hole. Your worries are forgotten quickly when the lust clouds your mind. Namjoon’s thump begins to rub your clit and you try to close your legs caused by the sensation but Namjoon has none of that. His free hand goes to keep your legs apart. Soon you are coming all over Namjoon’s fingers.  Your toes curl in your shoes and you close your eyes when the wave of your orgasm rolls over you. When you come down your high you have arrived your destination. “Welcome back baby.” Namjoon’s voice is gentle and there isn’t a trace of his dominant persona. “Uhh, thanks.” You feel little dizzy and Namjoon helps you to sit in better position. You feel the slick between your thighs and sigh. “My panties are totally ruined.” You tell. “In that case maybe you should leave them and maybe those broken tights as well.” Namjoon smiles his dimpled smile. “Are you saying that is should go into theater without any underwear?” You ask embarrassed. “Don’t worry Y/N, I’m not wearing any either.” Jin peeps in and laughs to your scandalous face.
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You wake up from Jin’s bed and get up quietly not wanting to wake up the sleeping man. After your heated car ride you sneaked in to theater where the play was already going. Luckily you were let in, maybe thanks the fact that you were worker there. You were hardly able to focus for the play sitting in middle of two handsome man but thanks the fact you had visited Jimin’s practices time to time you were able to keep up. Lack of panties didn’t help you at all with your lack of focus. When the play ended you were one of the loudest to cheer. You were truly happy that Jin had magically presented a bouquet for Jimin when you had totally forgot to bought him any. Namjoon had taken a taxi home after making a excuse of having early morning and you had ended up to spend night with Jin. Nothing special happened, Jin borrowed one of his big t-shirts and pair of boxers for you to sleep on and you slept peacefully cuddled on his side. You tiptoe out of the bedroom and head for Jin’s well equipped kitchen. You had learned that Jin was passionate about cooking and you could see that from shining counter tops and the high quality kitchen supplies. You decide to make a breakfast and are in middle of making pancakes when Jin enter’s the kitchen yawning. “Morning, something smells good.” Jin tells and sits on bar stool. Jin is wearing a stripped pajamas. “Morning, I hope you don’t mind that I used your kitchen. There is coffee in the pot.” You tell while flipping a pancake around. “I don’t mind, in fact its something that I could get used to.” Jin has got somehow behind your back without you noticing and he slides his firm arms around your waist. “I bet something else tastes even better than your pancakes.” Jin reaches to turn the stove off. “What do you mean?” You ask confused and Jin turns you gently around. He is really close and you can feel every muscle of his body pressed against yours. Your eyes widens when you feel something hard to poke your lower belly.“I mean…” Jin gets you to his arms and places you to one of the kitchen counters.“…That I want to taste you.” Jin smirks when heat rises to your face. “After I saw Namjoon fingering you in my car and you made those delicious sounds I had such a hard time to hide my boner at the theater. I can only thank the dimmed lighting for not being caught. So If you let me I would like to get taste of your sweet pussy.” The word sounds so unnatural from Jin’s mouth that you are little taken aback. “Okay, you may taste me.” You tell shyly. “Why so formal?” Jin chuckles and reaches for the hem of your, his, shirt. “Can I?” He asks and tugs the hem. You raise your arms and Jin pulls the shirt over your head revealing your bare breast. You are still shy but thanks to Yoongi’s lesson you were at least more comfortable being naked in front of other person. Jin stares your breast and gulps. “You are so pretty.” He rolls your left nipple gently between his fingers. His hand doesn’t linger on your breast for long and soon he is pulling your underwear away. Now you are completely naked in front of him sitting on his kitchen counter. Jin kneels in front of you and parts your legs gently. You feel like running away and staying at the same time under his heated gaze. Jin leans closer and blows gently to your heat. The sight of the man kneeling between your legs is highly erotic to you. Jin brushes your pubic hair with his nose and inhales. “You smell already so good.” He tells and dips his tongue in. You mewl in pleasure when his wet muscle sweeps along your parted lips and you can feel how your juices begins to pool. You try to close your legs around Jin’s head but the task seems impossible. Instead you fall on the counter top supporting your weight with your arms. Jin’s  soft lips find your clit and he sucks it gently. When his teeth bites your flesh gently you moan. “Jin.” His name from your lips is like music to his ears. Jin parts your pussy even more if possible and plunges his tongue into your quivering hole. You try to get closer and pull away, you need more….you need it to stop! Your legs are shaking around Jin head and his hands comes to keep you still. with one last movement of his wet tongue exploring your coven you came. You spam around his legs and your back curls on the table when loud moans leaves your lips. Jin licks everything that you give to him and pulls away your cum glistering on his lips. “You are indeed delicious.” Jin tells and licks slowly his lips savoring the taste of you. Jin gets up from the floor and smiles widely. “So pancakes?”
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Finally finished my Darcy Lewis custom Pop. I’m really pleased with how it came out. (Yeah, I gave her a custom taser, too, even though I’m pretty sure she wasn’t allowed to bring her taser in to the UK when she went there for Dark World but hey. I’m the artist so I get to decide. 😁).
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EDIT: (to add recipe)
I made this for me and I’m not a pro Pops Customizer. So if you want to give it a try yourself, here’s the recipe:
The hat from one Izabel of Saga Pop! (Her hat is a separate piece, thankfully. Soaking it in very warm water will loosen the glue so you can CAREFULLY remove it from the rest of her.)
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The body of Hester Shaw from Mortal Engines (scarf around neck not around face). (Again, using the hot water trick - which you can find footage of on YouTube - to remove the head...for painting. It will go back on eventually but this will make painting the coat and scarf easier. I popped out the stem instead of the half dollar sized bit of plastic some prefer to do because that plastic was starting to look like it was going to tear. The stem was easier for this one.)
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The glasses from Dr. Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park (they look like they’re supposed to be tinted but they aren’t. There are other options for glasses but this guy was on sale on Amazon for $8 and the glasses were the best I could find at the time to match Darcy’s.)
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Various paints, some acetone and a cotton swab to carefully remove Hester’s scars and her angry eyebrows, a VERY sharp (PLEASE BE CAREFUL) utility knife to carve away the part of Hester’s head we didn’t need so the hat fit well, Loktite super glue gel to eventually glue the hat back on, some scissors to cut Hester’s knife away so I could build the taser, a teeny tiny bit of two part epoxy sculpting putty & two tiny pieces of copper wire for the taser, and matte top coat spray (I used Krylon since it said it was safe for plastics).
And time. Seriously, I was so nervous of wrecking it the whole time since this was my very first Custom I worked SO. SLOW.
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This was the basics - once I carved away enough of her head and matched it to the seam of the hat. In this image, the hat is just sitting on her head, it’s not actually attached with anything. Later, as I stated, I removed her head so I could more easily reach all the areas of her coat and scarf to repaint them the correct colors. The pants are a dark grey, the coat a lighter grey with black ties painted on, the boots are black, the t-shirt is dark blue, and the scarf is three different colors of blue. I left the half hand gloves grey. I didn’t photograph every step because I wasn’t sure she’d turn out at all, let alone so well. Sorry.
But now I have my ShieldShock pair...
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Both Izabel and Hester were on the discontinued/discounted shelf at my local Hot Topic and were each just $2. Add the $8 for Malcolm and Darcy cost just $12 to make since I have hecka art supplies just lying around (we’re a family of artists so...). At SDCC this year, $12 was the going price for most Pops (though I found a couple for $10).
Next? I’m on a search for the best head for an Everett Ross Custom. 😉
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About Me
I was tagged by @theswordofpens! I started a new post for this cuz the other one was getting hella long with reblogs lol. Anyway, let’s get on to the questions!
How tall are you?
5′7 or 170.18cm
What color and style is your hair?
That is a debated topic actually. My hair is dyed bright blue, but the natural parts of it people can never decide if it’s black or dark brown. In the summer sun, it’s dark brown, but it’s not always summer and I’m inside 90% of the time, so it looks black very often. So really depends on the lighting of the situation. Though people tend to focus more on the fact that my hair is blue rather than what color the natural parts are lol. My hair is a pretty basic short haircut, short on the sides, little longer on top, a bit of bangs that get in my eyes sometimes. 
What color are your eyes?
Again, debated topic, and for the same reason as my hair. Sometimes dark brown, sometimes black, depends on the light. 
Do you wear glasses?
Yep! They’re red on the inside and black on the outside. 
Do you wear braces?
Yeah, my family was finally able to get me braces a while ago! I guess most kids get them when they’re younger, before their teeth have the chance to get worse, and they only have to have them on for a year or so? But we were only able to get them when I entered sophomore year of high school, so I have to have them for three years since my teeth had gotten so bad. They’re a lot better now, and hopefully I’ll be able to get them off before I go to community college 😅
What’s your fashion sense?
Does fandom nerd count as a category of fashion? I wear a lot of shirts with references to tv shows. All of my shirts have some sort of graphic on it, and I also have a couple zip-up hoodies that are tv show references. I also wear bright red sneakers every day, big bright red headphones that I wear every day, and a wallet chain that I wear every day. So all of that, combined with bright blue hair, seems to make for a... noticeable person haha. 
What is your full name?
Marko Polo
(Nice try, I’m not saying personal stuff on here haha)
Where were you born?
Not gonna say exactly where, but in the more southern part of California. 
Where are you from and where do you live now?
Alright, so technically I’m from a few different places. I was born in southern CA and lived there til I was 8, then we moved to super north-western WA where I lived until I was almost 13, and then we moved to central PA, where we celebrated my 13th birthday like a week after arriving. I’ve lived here in PA ever since, so that’s five years here in a couple months. 
What school do you go to?
A High School
What kind of student are you?
I’m an alright student? I struggle with school, especially with all the moving I’ve had to do. Different schools have different expectations and vary in a lot of ways. I also have ADHD (more inattentive, less hyperactive) and Anxiety, which has not exactly been a help haha. I’ve always needed tutors and extensions and my 504 Plan, but if I have those I can often get good grades!
Do you like school?
School is meh. It’s stressful and exhausting, which is frustrating because I have other stuff I want do outside school, but I can’t do half of it because I have hw and chores and any other random things that need to get done. But my school is very high quality compared to most public schools! We have so many resources and amazing classes, and I love attending there, but unfortunately the people are not my favorite. Most of them are rich kids who have never attended anything other than really fancy schools, so they often take what they have for granted. I’ve heard kids say “our school is trash” while sitting in our Forensic Science class, in front of a school issued computer that we get to take home every day. It bothers me to NO END how some of these people act, but oh well. 
Favorite subject?
English! English has always been my favorite subject, I love stories. 
Favorite TV shows?
Ohhhhhhh man here we go (in no particular order): Firefly, Dollhouse, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Demon Slayer, Legend of Korra, My Hero Academia, Sense8, Sherlock, Death Note, Lovesick, One Punch Man, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Good Place, Galavant, Parks and Rec, The Office, iZombie, Kill la Kill, Community, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, The Umbrella Academy, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Naruto, Batman The Animated Series, Travelers, Sex Education, Cells at Work, Death Parade, The Promised Neverland, RWBY
Tbh there might be more but those are the ones I could find haha. If you haven’t seen these, watch em, pretend this is a rec list, and then come and yell at me about how good they are. 
Favorite movies?
Again, here we go (in no particular order): The Iron Giant, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Cabin in the Woods, any and all MCU movies (but especially Spider-Man), Into The Spider-Verse, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, anything Bo Burnham, anything John Mulaney, James Acaster: Repertoire, The Prestige, The Usual Suspects, Planet of the Apes, Lars and the Real Girl, Her, Newsies, Baby Driver, Serenity, Liar Liar, Crazy Stupid Love, Bandersnatch, ARQ, Cloverfield, A Silent Voice, Klaus, How To Train Your Dragon, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
There are definitely more, I just couldn’t think of them haha. Again, watch these, and then come and freak out with me about how they’re amazing. 
Favorite books?
Let’s do this one last time (in no particular order, of course): Ready Player One, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Harry Potter, the Gone series, Saga, Sweet Tooth, Chew, Nimona, The Tea Dragon Society, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Lumberjanes, Invincible, Runaways, Calvin and Hobbes, Prince and the Dressmaker, Here, Plutona, Sculptor, Invincible, The Sword, Ultimate Spider-Man, Holes, Saving CeeCee Honeycutt, The Giver
There are definitely, 100% more books that I haven’t listed, again, I can’t think of them rn. Also, if you don’t recognize half of these titles, you probably don’t read comics/graphic novels. You should be reading those. Read them and then come and rant about how good they are so I get to tell you I told you so. 
Favorite past time?
Writing! Watching tv! Reading! Spacing out so much people have to say my name ten times before I come hurtling back to earth! Talking to friends!
Do you have any regrets?
Yeah, I wish I’d stood up for myself when I was younger. I was bullied for a really long time, and even though it’s been a couple years since the last I was bullied, it’s still really hard for me to tell people what I want and and don’t want. I think I’m a little better than I used to be though, which is good!
What’s your dream job?
Author definitely, but I doubt I’ll be able to do that for a real job. Tbh I just want a job that I can do in my sleep. Repetitive, pays well, not too exhausting, that way I have energy and time to do my writing and all the things I want to do at home. 
Would you like to be married?
I think so. I want to have a person I can live my life with, who I want to care for and who wants to care for me. If I’m not married I’d like an S.O. or even just a really good friend to live with. I think I’d get sad living by myself haha. 
Do you want kids?
I want to be a foster parent! I’ve loved helping people my whole life, and I think this is one of the best ways that I can help someone going through a rough time. I don’t want biological kids though tbh, not really for any one reason, just for a bunch of little ones. 
How many?
Dunno man. I wanna help as many kids as I can. 
Do you like shopping?
I do! However I don’t do it often because I have no money. I do like walking around stores and looking a cool stuff though, especially nerdy stores like Hot Topic or Boxed Lunch or any book/comic shop. 
What countries have you visited?
Canada, usually to visit family, once to see Niagara Falls! Never been anywhere else though, but I have a whole list of places I wanna see
Scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?
TW: SELF HARM/DEATH
Oof, see my dreams are always nightmares, and my nightmares are always hella terrifying. Often they’re of my worst fears: family telling me they hate me, finding the body of someone in my family, old bullies coming back, but in my worst one I found my little sister cutting herself in an old warehouse. I don’t actually remember much of what happened after I woke up, it was so bad I disassociated for the whole day. But luckily, I don’t dream often. 
Do you have any enemies?
No? Maybe? I have people I hate, my old bullies mainly, but I’m not around them anymore so it’s not like I spend time hating them. 
Do you have any self doubts?
Yeah I have this hilariously fun thing where I think everyone is just pretending to like me because they can’t pick up the courage to stop hanging out with me. Or that if I talk about what’s making me sad/stressed out then I’m being a burden on other people or being dramatic. Slowly working over that but it’s still hard. 
Do you have any significant others?
Nope
Do you believe in miracles?
Depends. I don’t believe in fate or the idea that something higher up is pulling strings. But I think crazy cool stuff can happen. But that’s just luck and coincidence. For me, miracles are the positive ends of luck and coincidence. 
How are you?
Meeeeehhhhh. School sucks, my sisters stress me out, and my parents are breathing down my neck about fifty different things. But I have a couple good friends and my writing and good stories to read and watch, so it’s not all bad :]
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Dragon Ball Z 273
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Okay, so this episode kind of sucks.   At some point, I want to go back and put together a top ten worst Dragon Ball episodes list, because I think it’s kind of an interesting topic.   I dig this anime a lot, but out of 444 episodes, it stands to reason that some of them aren’t so hot.  
I don’t know if DBZ #273 necessarily makes the cut for worst ten, but it’s got some serious problems.  Chief among them, Majin Buu has defeated everyone, so he just sort of runs around on an empty planet with nothing to do.
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Kibitoshin is upset, of course, because Vegito was doing so well, and then Buu absorbed him.  However, the Elder Kai notices that Buu hasn’t transformed after absorbing Vegito, so maybe there’s a glimmer of hope here.
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As for Buu, he celebrates by flying into the nearest empty city and smashing up buildings and cars. 
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Then he start bombarding the landscape with pink ki blasts, which... would be kind of scary or exciting, or something, if there were anyone left alive to care.  
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The only people left on Earth are Mr. Satan and Dende, and they never interact with Buu in this episode.   Mr. Satan desperately pleads for Dende to do something, but he’s not a fighter, and it’s beyond his power.  
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Meanwhile, Buu notices that he hasn’t changed after absorbing Vegito, but he doesn’t much care.   Maybe it’ll take longer, but even if he doesn’t gain any powe from the absorption, he’s still secured his place as the mightiest in the universe.
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Then he rips off his shirt and tosses it away.   I always wondered about this, because I assume his clothes are made up of his flesh, which is how he’s able to regenerate them along with the rest of his body.   Maybe he transmutes some of his body into clothes when he does that?   I’m just wondering why the shirt didn’t grow a new Super Buu after they finally beat this guy.
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All Super Buu seems to care about is becoming the strongest in the universe, so that no one can stop him from enjoying the death and suffering of other beings.  I get the impression that these are Majin Buu’s two principle directives.  Be stronger than everyone else, and kill everyone and everything he can find.  The different forms and personalities of Buu may vary in priorities, but everything seems to come back to those two things.   Fat Buu tried to give up killing people, and that’s why he turned into Super Buu.    His violent nature was re-asserting itself against his newfound conscience.
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Meanwhile, Vegito is inside Buu’s body.   The Kais are delighted to discover this, because it means that he tricked Buu into absorbing him on purpose.  Somehow, Vegito’s ki barrier protected him from the absorption process, but it still allowed him to be drawn into Buu’s body.   It also shrank him down, but he’s still alive and able to act upon Buu from within. 
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Vegito’s plan is to search for Piccolo and his children, and remove them from Buu’s system.   I don’t understand why he would go to such lengths, though.   Would it not be simpler to just kill Super Buu, along with all the people he absorbed, and then wish Piccolo and the boys back to life with the Dragon Balls?   Maybe he was worried that they wouldn’t be separated from Buu, even in death.
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Anyway, the moment Vegito drops the barrier, he defuses into Goku and Vegeta.   Neither of them understand it, since the Potara Fusion was supposed to be permanent.  Goku suspects it might be because of the bad air in this place, but Dragon Ball Super established that Fusion by the Potara is only permanent when used by a Kai.   When mortals use them, it only lasts about an hour.  
I’m not wild about that explanation, but it fits the facts.  It doesn’t make a lot of sense for Buu’s body to undo fusions, since Gotenks was able to exist inside Buu for some time.   I don’t think the Vegito/Buu fight was supposed to have lasted a full hour, although that would be well within the runtime of Episodes 269-272.  And there’s precedent for very powerful fusions wearing off sooner than expected.   Super Saiyan 3 causes Gotenks to separate after about five minutes.     In Dragon Ball GT, Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta separated after about ten.   In Super, Vegito Blue dissolved in about 15.    So maybe Super Saiyan Vegito took a toll on the Potara, and they just happened to give out at this moment.
On the other hand, the Elder Kai was fused with a mortal witch millions of years ago, and that fusion was quite permanent. Maybe it’s only temporary when both participants are mortals.   At any rate, there seems to be an effort in modern Dragon Ball lore to de-emphasize fusion an instant solution to beat powerful villains.     It was never easy to do in the first place, but the stronger you get, the shorter it lasts.  In Movie 14, Goku ruled out fusing with Vegeta to beat Beerus, because he didn’t think Gogeta would be strong enough to win, and it’s looking like Super Saiyan Gogeta is about as strong as a fusion can get before it becomes unstable. 
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In any case, Vegeta is grateful to be done with fusion, and he crushes his earring to ensure that they won’t re-combine once they leave Buu’s body.    Goku is horrified by this, because the last thing they need to do is reduce their available options, but Vegeta would sooner die than accept any more fusion.
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So Goku crushes his own earring in frustration.   Okay, now that I get a good look at it, I see that the Potara use a threaded clamp to attach to the ear.  I always wondered if Goku and Vegeta had to pierce their own ears right then and there to use these things. 
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So this is the start of the final leg of the Fusion Saga, which is just Goku and Vegeta trying to make their way through Buu’s interior.   The next three episodes are pretty good, but this one doesn’t offer nearly as much.   After a few minutes of walking, they step into some quicksand-like surface and get pulled down....
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... into what passes for Buu’s stomach.    There, they find giant cakes and eclairs that Buu has eaten recently.   Also, that orange liquid is his digestive fluid.  I’ve never understood how Majin Buu could even have discrete organs like this, since his body is constantly getting shorn apart and rearranged.  Maybe this internal structure exists in another dimension.  
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Anyway, they climb up on a candy bar or something, and then they drift towards a whirlpool, which I guess leads to the rest of Buu’s digestive tract.  For some reason, they seem to have forgotten that they can fly or jump.   At one point, they get surrounded by other food, and they act like this cuts off their only chance of escape.  
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Then they fall back in the stomach acid, which burns their clothes but not their eyes...
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And Vegeta finally blasts a hole in Buu’s stomach lining so they can escape.   Well why didn’t he just do that in the first place?
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Outside, Buu feels a slight pain in his gut, and he wonders if he’s having indigestion from absorbing Vegito.
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Inside, Goku complains that Vegeta may have given their presence away with that stunt.  Vegeta doesn’t care, since the alternative was to get digested.  
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Then they wander around for a while.   So if they’re out of his stomach, why is all this cake here?   Anyway, Goku warns that if Buu eats nothing but sweets, he’ll get fat, which is dumb, because Buu was fat, and now he’s pretty lean. 
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Then all these green blobs show up, which I guess are some sort of digestive organelles, and they burn Goku like the stomach acid did. 
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They try to fight the things, but Goku gets swarmed and they somehow immobilize him.
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Then this thing shows up.
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Vegeta doesn’t help him, he just shouts instructions from the sidelines.   What a trooper.
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This right here is dumb.   Goku could shake these green things off in like two seconds, if he wanted to, but we’re supposed to think this is a cliffhanger? 
So yeah, not a good episode.
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