#how am I supposed to respond to this?

[bunny-jpeg]

I used to be a big fan of your writing and I still think it’s ‘good’ but you honestly seem like such a fucking asshole outside of your writing which sucks

????

[doctorsiren]

Thinking about how last night, at 1 AM, my sister (who isn’t into Ace Attorney) and I were at ihop, and I was very tired and my ADHD meds wore off hours before, so I was rambling about Ace Attorney and trying to explain to her why I don’t believe Gregory Edgeworth was 5’9. I was trying to tell her that, at least in my head, he was 6 feet tall.

And she goes “You say he’s 6 feet? Yeah, 6 feet underground” and I didn’t know how to respond

[demonic0angel]

Tim and Danny are sparing

Tim: You ripped my shirt

Danny: Yeah, well, you broke my nose. Twice. It healed, and you broke it again. Two times.

Tim, sleep deprived and impulsive punches Danny in the face again

Tim: Three times!

Danny: *laughing despite being in pain*

I will politely refuse this ask.

[infamously-winking]

Silly Straw Page Fully Translated:

hbh grfwru ri d gliihuhqw nlqg/ zkr zdqw wr pdnh klv sdwlhqw eolqg = “eye doctor of a different kind/ who wants to make his patient blind”

Qeb alzqlo pxvp/ qeobb pfmp x axv/ tfii jxhb qeb sfpflkp/ dl xtxv = “The doctor says/ three sips a day/ will make the visions/ go away”

Ixvvb hdwhu/ edeb eloob/ zrxogq'w gulqn/ xqohvv lwv vloob = “Fussy eater/ baby billy/ wouldn't drink/ unless its silly”

215 858 117 450 110 628 19 211 120 2256 216 951 25 256 27 532 212 506 18 1317 110 1137 221. 658 23 1330 210 231 118 929 112 2043 = “Twisted out of shape after the kill, the ghosts of his family are haunting him still.”

we’re not talking about that last cipher enough…

[pocket-watcher]

Man it’s really fucking hard to concentrate when someone’s stim is snapping their fingers over and over again

[i-like-forcefem]

what's your favorite forcefem premise? (like, circumstance in which the forcefem occurs, if that makes sense)

Incredibly hard question!

Tonally my preference always goes to Humiliating yet Loving- but premise wise there's nothing but amazing things to choose from-

But if I had too pick right now...

Losing a Bet! Which gets escalated as "he" seems to like it~

I love it when there's plausible deniability at the start, "it's not like I want this! They're making me do it!" And the bet is a very simple, grounded, and silly way of it!

Then I love it when it slowly escalates!

Not due to anyone putting on a lot of force- but because the girls boundaries slowly get pushed and pushed and she's not pushing back

She's enjoying this- a lot- she'll never admit it- but she doesn't need to

The look on her face when she first put on a skirt is all the forcefemmer needs as a go ahead to plan what makeup she'll need to buy for her~

The bet, is in my eyes, the most elegant trans wishfufillment scenario out there, I don't think I've ever since an execution of it that I didn't love

And gently pushing someone's boundaries as escalation is just good manners~

[notbecauseofvictories]

my mother sent a joke about the Infamous Folger's Commercial to the family group chat, so unfortunately, the internet is now canceled. Pack up the tubes, flip off the switches, etc. It's been a good run! See you guys on the other side, maybe we can get messenger pigeons going again.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

icl guys sometimes i’ll get a comment on one of my fics and i just have to hit the

[arohuacheng]

imagining the story from pei ming's perspective is rlly funny i think. this god from all that time ago ascends again (you were there for the first two times) and immediately waltzes into a situation that fucks something up for your descendant (putting both of your reputations on the line, messing up how hard your descendant worked to become a god and how hard you worked to ensure that he would have that chance) and then refuses to let you smooth the situation out and on TOP of that your friend's little sister (who hates you and who you are trying to look out for by request of your friend) is on your case about it too. so you've gotta work all that out and then like. you chill for a little bit (still kind of upset about your descendant) until your friend undergoes a heavenly calamity. and then in the space of like A Day the god from earlier shows up again with a fucking ghost king, your friend dies, the little sister you're supposed to be looking out for disappears, and everything just kinda goes to shit. so you're like. grieving. trying to process everything. until your OTHER close friend goes off the fucking rails with the spirit of that guy she murdered, and then you get called out to the spooky ghost mountain where you're confronted with the girl whose death YOU were essentially responsible for and have never really come to terms with, and then like. you just kind of hang out with these gay people until everything resolves itself. fight some ghosts. fight the heavenly emperor. get your friend to stop being evil for a little while so she can fix the filing systems. and then you just have to keep being the god of love i guess

[rnbwtrout]

I think a lot about the people who come up to me at events to profess to me how terrible they are at art. I never have anything good to say to them and it usually feels like they're using me to beat themselves up when it happens. This person came by my table last weekend and said, "you're so talented it's just not fair," and I can't get it out of my head. What a sad thing to say when you don't know the work someone has put in. I hope they can learn how to view their own work in a better light.

[witherburn-after-school-news]

My sister is bullying me because I haven’t gotten her free merch 😭😭

[ask-the-candy-clerk]

this is from a part of a video that was uploaded to YouTube. The specific clip is called “Slimecicle Dramatically Reads ‘How to Defeat an Ostrich’”

"...Okay??"

[speremint]

DAV is a good action RPG, but a bad dragon age game. The gameplay is fun, but the marvel-esque writing makes me cringe every time it pops up.

Also I can't go 10 minutes playing without thinking 'I miss Cole' but thats bc he's my favorite DA blorbo.

Dodge rolling into stacks of crates + barrels is very enjoyable tho, highly recommend it to anyone playing the game.

Some of the writing is so.... Idk. It's okay to let serious moments be serious, and to let the weight of it set in. The game suffers, in my opinion, from lack of gravity. The set up is arguably more dire than any other game, yet I've literally never felt so unpressed for time at all.

There's just not really much feeling of agency or consequence, and part of it is because they were scared of any moral greyness or addressing any of the more controversial aspects of DA's worldbuilding.

Ehhh.

Fun game, absolutely beautiful tbh, and I do love the companions, but if you're a long term fan then yeah, it can be a bit of a bummer to see we waited 10 years for essentially a PG-13 Dragon Age

[redfirefox-55]

I hate how hard it is to read tone over messages- my friend asked a question on our discord server and added /srs and /gen but I still can’t tell if he’s joking or not, because the question was about a major life decision change asked on a whim ended with this emoji 🥺 I don’t know what to think-

[daemonmatthias]

Including me this department now has 2 student teachers + 2 long term subs (with 2 of the “real” teachers working out leaves for next semester). Technically, I’m not even “on duty” with them yet. I’ve only been shadowing as I prepare to take over for this teacher for her leave. And STILL they’re telling me “interviews come first” and bending over backwards to ensure coverage for any interview I can get. I won’t even get my full sentence out before they’re telling me to accept the interview and working out coverage.

[not-kamenx]

Eyes

“You’ll never be enough for Chrome.”

don’t repost

life kicked me in the ass so I decided to draw Pendragon Jaxon in the Bake no Hana 2DMV style in Ciel’s perspective! I’m sorry Ciel Kaminari, I WILL end up buying an acrylic stand of you if I manage to convince my brother to buy you.

A little depressive rant below:

And about my cat. He was already too old is what the vet said, and his stomach was hurting a lot so my grandma and brother made the decision to put him down so he wouldn’t suffer anymore. Rest in peace my sweet little kitty, I love you a lot even if you’re not here with me.

Life sucks. Both my dog and cat were taken away from me in the same year, a month and four days apart from each other. But I like to think my dog took him so she wouldn’t be lonely anymore. Cried about it a lot, but life just goes on.

But what will I do, crying about it constantly? If anything I should’ve cried when they were still here and tell them how much I loved them. I’m glad they managed to come into my life. They’re the best pets I could’ve asked for and I wouldn’t trade the memories I made with them for anything else. I’m glad I ranted to them about my interests like Beyblade X and how I thought about each of the characters. I’m glad I was able to spoil them rotten and just laze around with them and live in the moment as relaxed as I could ever be.

This is just a reminder that if you’re struggling with the past, find something that can help you remember the positive times. Scroll through your photos, draw the scenes, write about your little adventures. Remember why you were so happy then, or feel like that weight you’ve been carrying felt so light. Have fun! Don’t stop living just because someone else has. They’d like for you to live on too.