#how2basic

[biccysresources]

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made by me! for friends and self indulgent

[hungry-skeleton]

It makes me happy to know how2basic is still doing his thing

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

eggman banning how2basic videos because he feels they're a personal attack on himself

[abyssticus]

Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’

Me: 

[pony-central]

DrugFriend was scared to have found out that Sick Boyfriend had discovered his browser history.

Sick BF: DrugFriend? Please, can we talk about what you were looking up on your account? 😟

DrugFriend: *sighs* OK. We can. 😔

Sick BF: OK, then. I'll fix us up some coffee. Then you can tell me.

DrugFriend: *sniffles* OK... 😔

Sick Boyfriend prepared the coffee machine as it poured two piping hot mugs of coffee. He carefully placed both mugs on two coasters and sat down next to DrugFriend. DrugFriend was still shaking.

Sick BF: *sighs* DrugFriend?

DrugFriend couldn't look at his husband. He was too ashamed on what he had done.

Sick BF: You OK? 😟

DrugFriend: Mmm! 😖

Sick Boyfriend placed his hand on DrugFriend's hands. DrugFriend's hands were cold.

Sick BF: Oh my. Your hands are freezing. Is it due to the pressure I put on you? Why were you looking up -

DrugFriend immediately starts crying in shame.

Sick BF: Adult stuff...

DrugFriend: *cries* I'm sorry, Sick Boyfriend! I couldn't - oh! I didn't want to tell you about my addictions! 😫 😭

Sick Boyfriend was surprised that his husband had said that. He felt bad for him.

Sick BF: DrugFriend. Please talk to me.

DrugFriend: OK. *calms down a bit* I'll tell you... 😔

He sipped his cup of coffee, while a few tears fall down his face. He sighed in disappointment.

DrugFriend: I just wanted to be on my own for a bit. Every time you head out to do the shopping, or take Mrs Snickers to the vet for her checkups, I... Go in our room, turn on my laptop, and... Look that stuff up.

Sick Boyfriend was stunned.

Sick BF: Oh, my fucking God.

DrugFriend: It started out as one little online shopping thing on Amazon. I was gonna buy a new vaccum cleaner.

Sick BF: Oh. Yeah, I can see that. Our old vaccum cleaner is old and outdated.

DrugFriend: *sighs* Then it turned into me watching YouTube videos, like How2Basic, and The Annoying Orange.

Sick BF: God, those How2Basic videos once made me throw up. What about when you went on that green website? With the number 34 on it? 😟

DrugFriend: I don't fucking know. I was just looking up pictures of Marge Simpson and it just took me there. I'm sorry, Sick Boyfriend. Curiosity got the better of me.

Sick BF: DrugFriend... WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU PUT SAFE SEARCH ON?! 😫

DrugFriend: I didn't know how to! I, actually liked it, though.

Sick Boyfriend looked down at the floor. He then looked at DrugFriend with a Sad look on his face.

Sick BF: *sighs* DrugFriend. I know it's hard to not look away from those things, but that website is so inappropriate. You should have at least shut the laptop down. *gasps* Have you been looking up that stuff while I was also taking my daily naps? 😟

DrugFriend nodded his head. Sick Boyfriend gasped. DrugFriend then started crying in guilt. Sick Boyfriend couldn't stand to see his husband like this.

Sick BF: DrugFriend, listen. I have a small confession to make, too.

DrugFriend: Hmm?

Sick BF: I... Actually liked looking at the links you saved. I was in the middle of watching a video on that site you looked up, until you came downstairs. I'm sorry for what you're going through. Were you also looking up that stuff after you broke up with Lila Sky?

DrugFriend: Yeah. I was. 😔

Sick BF: That's OK. I understand. You do you, buddy.

DrugFriend: Thanks for understanding, Sick Boyfriend.

Sick BF: That's OK. 😊

DrugFriend: But wait! What if Penelope and Sick Girlfriend found out about my browser history?

Sick BF: I won't tell them anything. I hope they won't find out what you were looking up. 😊

DrugFriend: Thanks, buddy.

They both hug each other.

Sick Boyfriend Looks at DrugFriend's Browser History

Full script

Once the day had gone, and the moon was out, DrugFriend grew tired.

DrugFriend: Hey, buddy? I'm gonna hit the hay. You can stay up and watch movies if you want.

Sick BF: OK, Drugsy. See you at midnight. 😊

DrugFriend headed upstairs in their bedroom as Sick Boyfriend noticed that DrugFriend's laptop wasn't signed out of. He looked at it for a bit.

Sick BF: Hmm. I wonder what DrugFriend has been looking up on his laptop. He hasn't turned it off, that silly boy. 😊

He walked up to the laptop and sat down in DrugFriend's wooden chair. He clicked on the Chrome tab.

Sick BF: Hmm. YouTube. He left that tab on? Hmm? What's this? "Browser History"? What da heck is a browser history? 😕

Sick Boyfriend looked left, then right and left again. He clicked on "Browser History", and saw a bunch of opened sites that DrugFriend had visited.

Sick BF: Huh? What's this tab? Oh, God! I hope that he hasn't been looking up what I think he has! 😟

Looking nervous, Sick Boyfriend clicked the first tab. It took him to a website that edited photos. DrugFriend had been using PhotoShop to edit in his face on each picture of Senpai.

Sick BF: *laughs* That's so funny! ���

As he looked at the shopping tab, he looked at what DrugFriend had purchased. He had purchased a beanbag chair.

Sick BF: Why does DrugFriend need a beanbag - Wait a second. What's this? 😟

He stopped at a green box, with a number that's a bit too familiar with adults.

Sick BF: Oh my God. He hasn't! 😫

Sick Boyfriend felt uneasy at first. He felt his stomach churn. But, he decided to check the tab anyways.

Sick BF: I got my bucket ready. Let's do this. 😔

He clicked the tab.

Sick BF: HOLY CRAP! DRUGFRIEND'S BEEN LOOKING AT BAD IMAGES ONLINE! 😫

He clamped his hands over his mouth, thinking that DrugFriend was gonna come downstairs. Luckily, DrugFriend was sound asleep.

Sick BF: Oh. Oh, my... *sighs* OK. Maybe just one image.

Five images later... Sick Boyfriend was feeling tingly.

Sick BF: Mmm. Ahh. Maybe I can keep quiet. Just not to wake up DrugFriend...

20 photos and one video later...

Sick BF: *soft moans* Ohhhh, my. Who knew that DrugFriend was such a -

DrugFriend comes downstairs. Oh crap. This can't be good.

DrugFriend: Sick Boyfriend? You done down... Here... OH, CRAP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY LAPTOP?! 😫

Sick Boyfriend whipped around and gasped.

Sick BF: Oh no. DrugFriend, it's not what you think!

DrugFriend: Why are you looking at my search history? 😟

Sick BF: I didn't know you had these tabs... 😔

DrugFriend: Aww, man. I'm so ashamed.

Sick BF: It's OK, DrugFriend. Everyone has an embarrassing secret.

[invaderofdoom]

( not monday but i got a new binder from a friend and i’m feelin pretty ok today and i haven’t posted a face reveal here in over four years so yknow )

[honestlyawesome]

how2basic made stim videos before it was cool

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Yall have never seen how2basic before huh

[doppeldinger]

Heimer would not laugh at How2Basic and thats the only thing that sucks about him

[monochromemedic]

What if How2Basic i s How2Basic 🤔?

now your just being ridiculous 

[ghostdeari]

I thought of thing. So how2basically, what if T had spinel-level abandonment issues? > Fandom

[christianstepmoms]

I've been doing it all wrong my whole life.

[xx-waffl3m-xx]

SiIvaGunner is the How2Basic of music.

[lizbizarre]

this is how you beatbox.

[whooper122]

I bet the how2basic guy is big on foot fetish sites.