#human!stu

[alphawolfstabs]

Oh yeah btw guys- I’m writing vampires again BAM here’s two separate snippets that I love and adore meow meow meow

My favourite thing to write is Stu calling vampires “Bloodsuckers” but also Billy just going “You sound gay stfu” BAJFKSHFK

Human Stu with his stupid [boy]friend

[andyis-sandy]

guys, my autistic ass brain has come up with a new idea.

hear me out.

twilight stuilly.

billy is our edward here obviously, that man screams vampire to me.

but at the same time i feel like his parent situation is more applicable in being able to write him as our bella.

and then theres the whole issue of who the other members of our vampire family would be.

[biribaa]

Biriba pls may i ask for some brawl stars content?For 8bit or stu?

More 8-bit and now Stu hcs!!

TW/CW: none ig

8-bit

Did I told you how lucky 8-bit feels sometimes for having you as a partner? God, You are not invasive, nor do you consider him an idiot or just inferior in general like others do for him being a machine(COUGH COUGH bull COUGH COUGH). 8-bit just, really appreciate your kindness, and will always want to give it back to you.

The little arcade wished he could more... huggable, for you. Being shaped almost like a block can't be very nice to hug while lying down. But if you insist on saying that his shape is perfect to embrace the way he is, 8-bit will try to distract himself and not think about it too much.

WAHHHH he loves your kisses, anywhere is just perfect for him. If you are wearing a lipstick that left a mark of your lips highlighted on his body, it will only leave 8-bit quite flurstered.

If you have small hands trust me when I say 8-bit will love holding them. The little man have big hands, and having a delicate hand like yours against his fingers will make his circuits warm up.

He loves lazy days with you, when both of you don't have nothing more to do in the night and you two just, lay on top of each other, resting, too lazy fo care what time is right now

Stu

Ok ok so, Stu is like, really famous, isn't he? Get ready for your name to become the subject of internet gossip if the two of you start a relationship. Stu doesn't seem to care much, he would love to spoil you all the time. However, If you are indeed uncomfortable with the sudden fame, Stu will make it clear to his audience that he does not want your image used on camera all the time.

Stu loves to just spoil you. Gifts, attention, kisses, hugs, words, spending time, he's all yours. Of course, he can be occupied here and there sometimes because of his stunt and drummer career, but he will easily reward you.

Tho, Stu do wants you do be revelant for his children. Would be kinda of a shitty behavior if you wanted to kiss the stunt robot but not want to give attention to the children of the stunt robot.

YEAH Don't be surprised if Stu is flirting with you all the time, be it your personality, face, body, clothes, eyes, anything. As I said, he wants to spoil you.

Of course that Stu will lend you his jacket on cold days, or just to play the good boyfriend with chivalry to charm you.

He doesn't have lips, but, Stu can easily snuggle his head against your soft body.

[leftduckeagle]

[mabaki]

I bully friends by making their OCs too buff (orisitjustanexcusethaticantdrawanythingelse)

IAN @legavo <3 <3

[sleeplessgreaser]

A game called

"GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE"

Been working on this for a while, and finally finished it, so here ya go :)

Based on this:

[ezrathekoolkid]

Doodles from class today💯💯

The Japanese on the 2D one says "it's gross." I just don't like the look on that mask of his 😭

[cherrymooshroom]

Hello! I'm Cherry, I'm 23, and this is a very 18+ Minors DNI blog. I write noncon/dubcon, gore, stalkers, slashers and generally gross men doing horrible things to you at your behest. VERY weird kinks and yeah... So just DD:DNE content warning ig.

REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN

What I'll write for:

Slashers and monsters:

Jason Voorhees x reader

Michael Myers x reader (I'll do OG myers and the RZ version)

Stu Macher x reader x Billy Loomis (or just seperately if you don't want them in poly ig)

Billy Lenz x reader

Pinhead x reader

Bo Sinclair x reader

Vincent Sinclair x reader

Rusty Nail x reader from the Joyride series

Both of the leatherfaces. Thomas Hewwit and Bubba Sawer becayse they are totally different vibes.

Lemme know if anyone wants House of 1000 corpses stuff or Repo! The Genetic Opera?

Oh I write for Yautja the uh... the dudes with the mandibles. They're hot.

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE:

PEDOPHILIA ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18 OR OLDER NO EXCEPTIONS.

Piss kink. I get it, not my golden shower.

Scat. Just ew. I am judging don't ask.

Vomit.

Necro. Obviously.

Uh... I mean I may reject other stuff but I'll just exclude something if I can work the request without that one particular kink.

[shadowbunnydragon]

To Eli: I heard that your Grandma Bonnie told you a funny story about your mom. She said that when Judy was little that she would try to stay up on Christmas Eve to arrest Santa for trespassing while delivering presents only to fall asleep on the couch.

Eli: "Actually, it was Grandma Bonnie and Grandpa Stu who told me the story. Apparently one year she started setting traps, like in the Burrow Alone movie... though none lethal, in order to capture Santa to citizens' arrest him. And one year... she actually caught him."

Judy: "Oh cheese and crackers! Mom, Dad, you told my kit this story?!"

Bonnie: "How could we not? You were just so proud of yourself."

Stu: "It really was adorable... albeit troubling for me."

Nick: "You set up traps?"

Judy: "I was a little kit!"

Eli: "Anyways, Grandpa Stu would always dress up like Santa and go around the burrow, leaving presents on the night before Christmas under the various trees set up around the burrow... with over 300 kits, there have to be multiple rooms with trees to lay presents under in order to keep things manageable. Anyway, one year, one of Mom's traps actually worked, and Grandpa Stu found himself caught in a net."

Nick falls over, laughing. Judy blushed while Stu and Bonnie chuckle.

Eli: "And when she ripped the fake beard off of him, Grandpa managed to convince her that Santa employs parents each year to help with the setting up of the gifts, which actually convinced her that he wasn't breaking the law."

Stu: "I had to think quick on my feet. In addition to the net, there were also several alarms she had somehow managed to set up as well, and that woke up the whole burrow. It was either tell her something like that, or let a whole bunch of kits find out that Santa--"

Bonnie, clapping a paw to his mouth: "Is super busy each year and can't stop to meet every child on his list, hence why all good little kits are fast asleep when he comes." Looks pointedly over at the couch, where a few pairs of ears are sticking up.

Stu: "Oooh... uh, yup! That's right. Also, good little kits don't eavesdrop on adults discussing secret Santa information!"

There were a series of giggles, and the ears disappear amidst the sound of hasty footsteps.

Nick: "They don't know it yet, but this year, I'm gunna be Santa around the burrow."

Stu: "Keep an eye out for Louise's traps. She's started using tripwires and glue."

[alphawolfstabs]

DEAR FOLLOWERS‼️ NEW FIC‼️

Vampire AU !!

If you read it and like it, come into my inbox and chat with me about it!! I’d love to hear thoughts!! <3

[Reblogs appreciated but ofc not forced!]

[joshdiaz]

Gabrielle Union as Angela Harvey in Scream (1996)

Angela's plan for high school was simple—get in, get out, get gone. Woodsboro was where she was born, but the guys were dipshits and the girls were straight; it was never meant to be her home. She'd come back to visit her parents, sure, but that was the beginning and end of her attachments. The nature of growing up was that making friends had always been a game of catch and release. She wouldn't miss anyone else enough to stay after graduation.

Then she met Sidney Prescott, kind and wide-eyed and committed to totally acing their lab project. It was hard not to care about her. Then, through Sidney, she met Tatum Riley, and, well—it was impossible to not care about her. Angie had always known she didn't like boys, but she hadn't realized she could like girls until then. Unfortunately, the boys Sidney and Tatum kept around were patently unlikable, but she could deal.

And she was, until their sleepy little town was woken up by the murder of Sidney's mom. She and Tatum were barely holding Sidney together before the killer returned to try to tear her apart for real this time. Surviving high school had never been so literal.

[lil-skelly-bones]

Kid and Killer are so Billy and Stu to me… like… sexy besties with very homoerotic energy and homicidal urges… are y’all seeing this??

[shivrcys]

A Mustafa and Barbarossa scene

[onconstellationstreetmp3]

babys first aeneid translation (faulkner bookmark for size)

[quetiapinnapark]

also i made joey stu and amb in the sims 2 and joey wants to become a werewolf and be saved by death, basically standard joey behavior irl

[sleepersinger860]

Theory

Aight so,yall ever think about that one scene in scream where there was the janitor?AND HE LOOKED LIKE FREDDY(but with long hair?)

That gives me a new theory for the Craven boys AU.Here it is:

-One of Freddy's jobs before working at the BRT,he was a janitor at Woodsboro High.Not many children talked with him because he was known as creepy? However,in this AU Billy and Stu have interacted with him before and make good friends with him.Hell they even go off in lunchtime to talk with Fred for advice,or maybe murder shit.Sometimes they all watch movies together too.

-However Fred had to leave and go back to Springwood for a better job.This led to Stu and Billy being saddened about Freddy leaving,since they could be their real selves with him.Years later,Freddy's Dead(pun intended) and is now the Dream Demon people fear,Stu and Billy are either dead or alive (I havent got to that part yet.)

-Anyway,it took some time for the three to realize,"Oh damn you're the janitor/you're the kids that I used to hang out with." and then they all get together and kill.If they're dead,they just hang out in the Dream World with Freddy cuz WHERE THE FUCK CAN THEY GO?(Billy can go to reflections,I guess).However if they're alive,they either bring Freddy into the real world or they sleep,being bitches until they gotta wake up.

-Then they meet the other slashers,and now they all live in a house filled to the brim with murderers.Hooray(we're all dead.)