#human mammon

[xxstrangeangelxx]

Hi! I just want to say I LOVE your Human Mammon!! Do you have any headcanons on him? I'd love to hear it

HII! my first azk yippee^-^!!!

n THANK YOUUUUX!! he is so silly billy and i am SOOO happy you like my interpretation😭! thats very nice of you to say! have a scrunkly blorbo drawing:

he sure is mean! and its supposed to be a tattoo on his wrist there but i couldnt think of a design so idrew scribbles 🤕 anwayz i do have some random thoughts + random sketchy shite for ya lul

he is so stupidly tall, like 6'6 or so

really really strong obvi

he can technically still teleport but usually wont in order to keep some semblance of being a regular guy, he hates this and thinks its a really annoying waste of time to walk everywhere lol

he has a noticeable electrical energy around him. if you get close enough, you will feel your hair stand on end. if hes having a bad day, he often leaves behind a string of "freak electrical accidents"

compared to his long lifetime, he really has not spent too much of it in the human world. whenever he goes, especially for the first day or so, he occasionally slips up and thinks he is working with his usual four arms, which throws off his coordination and balance. he will sometimes try to catch/hold things with his second set of arms out of habit

verosika 😍anyways

something he does like about his human form is that its physical limitations allow him to actually feel at least physically satiated with food, drink, and other stuff without the insane amount of effort to do the same in his true form. the satisfaction is nice for him to feel for once

likes to party on earth because its easier to get wasted

he can magic away piercings/tattoos he gets bored of, pretty epic

the world has always had its share of greed, and he enjoyed the decadence and pageantry of super wealthy noblemen and royalty but he really loves modern widespread consumerism and late capitalism. he appreciates the casualness and convenience of the present day, and nothing is nicer for him than a smog filled city.

as clowning became less relevant, he got more involved with general show business. he especially fell in love with the rock star/celebrity image some decades ago and got seriously into the business side of the human music industry.

i go back and forth about whether he still preforms in the human world. probably, right? but i could see him satisfied just being the band manager/agent from hell, especially in recent years

that is all i can think of off the top of my head! hope you liked reading my ramble lol! he is so fun to draw and if you or anyone had any ideas about him i would also really love to hear them! thx uuu!!

[checkertrains]

Mammon as a human doodles (except I have no concrete idea on what he would look like as a human LMAO)

[klaunee]

Human Mammon! Been wanting to do this for a while. My vision for him is "washed up former rock star who still thinks he's hot shit". I tried to turn his canon outfit into a rocker outfit with a king-like fur trim. The many elongated bits are meant to resemble spider legs. He has spider-bite piercings and mass-manufactures tongue tattoos for his own use.

Edit: Some alternate versions below the cut -

No tummy tattoos and no piercings on the right one:

Simple sleeves:

[coulrobotomy]

(wip) I have no idea what I'm doing

[leifkncries]

human mammon au FR

extras:

MARCO = MAMMON

MARCO = he's a model. i will only read the magazine to see him.

MARCO = should i make him an anime voice actor so that leviathan has an excuse to hang out with him that isn't 'u remind me of my dead brother'

Marco hummed, scrolling on his phone. Eyes drifting to the time, it was 11:59PM. He huffed. He should sleep soon. Glancing down from his phone, He put it down to stretch a bit. Groaning, He scratched his eyes. "Ugh...." He muttered. Closing his eyes, he furrowed his brows.

A white light enveloped his body, the light aura slowly covering him from head to toe. After Marco stretched, He opened his eyes. The look on his face. Can you imagine it? His eyes widened, jaw dropped, arms flat on his sides, standing still, and his skin paling.

"Wha' the he-" He bagan to say, before getting cut off by an ear-piercing sound. "My phone.. I CAN'T EV'N CALL 'E' POLICE?!" He shouted, hysterical. I mean, who could blame the dude. Picture this. You have insomnia, you're downstairs in your home, you're thinking about how you would die, you're famous, you set your phone down and stretched, then suddenly you open your eyes and look at fucking heaven.

How would you react? Right answers only.

..Yeah.. You would cry and have a panic attack, wouldn't you.

You wouldn't think straight, even if you were heterosexual.

Dude, if This was how you'd die, the least that could happen first was having a comfortable life.

Comfortable life? Those words were foreign to Marco here.

Suddenly, The white light disappeared, and He saw a man with red hair smile at him. "Welcome, Marco. I wonder if you got lost in the store and it was a nightmare due to the fact when your mother called for you, everyone yelled back 'Polo'." He chuckled.

"Lord Diavolo.." A black haired man deadpanned, furrowing his brows and crossing his arms. "Alas, Welcome to the Devildom." The man, now known as 'Lord Diavolo' welcomed. "Ahm.. Am I dead?" Marco tilted his brows, worried for himself. Lucifer's eyes widened, hearing the voice.

"No, You don't have to worry." Diavolo chuckled awkwardly, sweat dripping from his forehead at the bold statement. "...." Marco shifted uncomfortably in his position, not understanding what was happening. "Basically what's happening here.." Diavolo pursed his lips in thought.

"I will take over, Lord Diavolo." The ravenette firmly stated. "Ah, Okay Lucifer." Diavolo smiled. "I'm Lucifer, The avatar of Pride." Lucifer uttered. "You're in the Devildom. You are now a transfer student at RAD, Lord Diavolo's school." He pointed to the maroon-haired man.

"Oh yeah, We're also demons." Diavolo piped up, the same smile on his face. "Lord.." Lucifer deadpanned, looking at Diavolo disappointingly. "It's better to be blunt, Lucifer." Diavolo proudly stated. "Uh huh..." Lucifer's lips formed a straight line.

"Wha' A'm gettin' here... I go' transpor'ed ta another world call' the devil'om.." Marco's eye twitched, beginning his sentence. " 'm I in hell?.." Marco squinted his eyes, disbelief present in his features. "Yes, You're in.. what humans call it, Hell." Diavolo bluntly explained.

"You'll come back in a year though, No need to worry." Diavolo grinned. "You see, It's an exchange program. There's another human here, and also two angels from the Celestial Realm, or 'Heaven' like you humans also call it." He hummed, explaining even more.

"Lord Diavolo.." Lucifer sighed for the millionth time today, a frown on his face. "We're here as well, you know!" A light voice interrupted any train of thought. "Ugh, Finally. You notice the real show!" A man with strawberry blonde-ish hair rolled his eyes, huffing.

"Hello, Dar-" He began, before his eyes looked unto Marco's figure. His eyes widened, and He nearly fell. There was a man beside the light haired man's figure. A blonde with piercing green eyes.. oh dear. Is it Draco? The blonde's eyes widened as well, and He looked dumbfounded.

"Hahaha... Lucy~~~ What is this?~" The light voice rang in a sing-song way. "I know what you're thinking." Lucifer narrowed his vision, furrowing his brows. "I thought you've moved on...." He had an unreadable expression. Was it rage? Fury? Anger? Or was it.. thankfulness?

"You think I've moved on?... Really now.." Lucifer glared an icy cold one, one that could even break windows. "Ugh.. Lucifer." His once happy smile turned into a bitter one, even forgetting to use the nickname. "I know, I already know." Lucifer frowned. Hey, is it just me or did the tension suddenly turn from 0 to a hundred?

"Ahm." Marco hummed, blinking multiple times in confusion. "Ah! Sorry, Sorry!" The man smiled suddenly, the mood swing happening immediately. "I'm Asmodeus, the avatar of lust! So nice to meet you!" He held up a heart, closing his eyes to show a sweet smile.

"Eh?.. Nice t' mee' ya too I guess." Marco was visibly confused and concerned for whatever the fact this shit is. "They're all my brothers, the avatars. Of course, I'm the oldest." Lucifer stated, eyes still not meeting anyone's. "I'm the fifth~" Asmodeus winked.

"I'm the fourth. Greetings, I'm Satan. The avatar of wrath." All the words the blonde uttered were coated with grace, bowing respectfully. "A- Um.. Nice t'a meet ya too?" Marco awkwardly greeted, narrowing his eyes and scratching the back of his neck.

Suddenly, He saw a flash of orange. Was that pikachu? Nah, Pikachu ain't that orange, it can't be raichu either. Sonic's blue.. Suddenly, a man with orange hair appeared in front of Marco. He had sparkles in his eyes. "Mammon!" He hugged him.

what.

Marco, who was not only surprised but confused as well, tilted his head and had a look of disbelief. "Beel..." A quiet voice murmured. Is it a ghost? A dull purple- or is that dull indigo? haired man with a pillow and shadows under his eyes frowned.

Suddenly, his eyes drifted to Marco and a rare smile appeared on his lips. "Good to see you back... Now... Beel!.." He pouted, furrowing his brows. Wait- What the hell- "Sorry about them. The orange one is Beelzlebub, The avatar of Gluttony, 6th, and The other one is Belphegor, The avatar of Sloth, and also the 7th." Diavolo explained quickly.

Oh, Alri-

Wait, why am I getting used to this?!

Ugh.. This is weird.

[leifcknsobs]

HUMAN MAMMON AU except it's incorrect quotes PART 1

Marco, walking into their house: Ello, people who don't live here.

Lucifer: ...

Leviathan: Yo!

Asmodeus: Hello!~

Satan: Oh, Hello.

Marco: I gave y'all the key to me place for emergencies only!

Beel: We were out of Doritos.

Asmodeus: Hmp! Say what you want, I have a modeling gig for 2 people, want to join, Marco?

Belphie: Say what you want. I wanted cuddles.

Leviathan: Hey! We were going to play a game!

Lucifer: I.. I have no excuse.

Satan: Ha! I have one. See, we're not similar at all! Marco, let's go to the cat café!

Marco: How did y'all even find me in the human realm?!

[rainiishowers]

Mammon’s Human Life | Obey Me |

Part One Part Two Summary: A few years after Mammon officially became a human and starts closing the scars his brother left, the brothers finally want to get in contact. The question that lies however.. is Mammon ready to face them? Genre: Angsty ---

“MC! I’m back!” Mammon closes the door to MC’s place, looking around for the human in question . It’s been a few years since Mammon had gotten comfortable, living with MC. He helped where he could, getting odd jobs that pay well. He goes to put his keys on the table but sees a note on it. He drops his keys and read the note. ‘I have gone to the Devildom to visit, if you need anything, just text me -Love, MC <3′ Ah.. The Devildom.. That wretched place. Where his so called brothers are Where his greed took over him He crumples up the note and tosses it into the garbage, sighing. Even years later, he is still having nightmares about the abuse, still having voices in his head repeating what his brothers had called him. Scumbag Bastard Idiot The silence felt so deafening as Mammon felt himself shake, clutching his head to try and stop the insults from coming back. Only the sound of the fan whirring and the clock ticking filled the air as he stood. He grabs his phone to text MC. Leave them alone You’re such an annoying person Seriously, how does MC deal with you? He took a sharp breath and tried not to let his thoughts get the best of him as he calls MC. The phone rang for a minute or so before MC picked up. “Hey Mammon! Are you back home?” “Yea, I got back a while ago.” “That’s good, I’ll be back s-- Gah! Beel!” There was some noises from the other end, and he wonders what Beel had done, stolen some of Levi’s food? Tried to eat something inedible? Mammon chuckles to himself, thinking of all the possibilities as he heard a sigh. “Sorry, Beel got hungry and almost chowed down on Levi’s game console...” “It’s fine.” Mammon was a bit hesitant to ask how the brothers were, surely they moved on by now.. “Hey uh.. How are they? The others I mean..” “Well, my visits been keeping them sane...” Mammon raises an eyebrow. What did they mean?  “They’re still.. adjusting, Mammon..” Adjusting? Why would they be adjusting? Mammon would assume they already had, it has been a few years after all. “Why?” That’s all he could ask, and that was met with a minute of silence before he heard a sigh. “They are your brothers, and you’ve been with them for centuries.” They say. “I understand your decision, and it’s completely justified, so I’m not going to beg you to come here to visit, or even talk to them.” It may of seemed small, but he really did appreciate it, no one was forcing him to make up with his “brothers”. “I should go, but you can always text or call me if you want to talk more later.” “Alright, thanks.” “Mmhm! Oh, and you’re in charge of making food tonight, and it better not be just cup ramen.” Mammon chuckles and looks at the kitchen. “Yea alright, I promise.” “Good. I’ll talk to you later, bye!” “Bye.” MC hangs up and Mammon sighs, shoving his phone in his pocket. Time to make lunch. --- Few days later, the Purgatory Trio had come to visit, Luke having lots to tell Mammon. He happily listened as they sat in MC’s living room. “The traveling carnival was in the Devildom, MC and the the twins took me there!” “The twins, eh? They always liked that place, no wonder they took ya there.” Mammon wished he could go there again, that was one of the good things about the Devildom. “I forgot to tell you, Mammon.” Simeon smiles, catching his attention. “There’s a long weekend coming up, and the others were hoping you would come visit!” Visiting? After years of zero contact with them? He had gotten better, his mental state had improved to the point he probably could. “I-If you want to of course, I’m sure they would understand if you didn’t!” Simeon laughs awkwardly, waving his hand in the air. “The long weekend is still a little ways away, so you don’t have to make your decision right now.” Solomon interjects. MC and Mammon catch glances, MC having worry in their eyes. “If the brothers do anything that crosses the line, I’ll make sure they stop.” MC says, giving Mammon a bit of hope for the situation. “Thanks uh.. I’ll think about it.” That was the end of that conversation, as MC went on to ask about recipes Luke has learned. Mammon started to zone out a bit. How happy would they be to see their “brother” again? How happy would he be to see them again? Surely by now they learned their lesson. Then he remembered something.. By now, Diavolo would’ve found a replacement, they need a stable government body after all. He wonders how different they are from how he was as an Avatar of Greed. Do they deserve to be in the position? Are they a jerk? ..Are the brothers happier..?

[meowsgirldrawing]

Many Kisses~ (PolyAU! Obey me!)

Note: I got no excuse for the last one, the demons just love their human too much <3 (And MC is just loving life)

[rashomonss]

The brothers and the Human Realm

a/n: so ik ‘jealous much’ won the poll but it’s still not done yet so have this instead!

context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they don’t really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of y’all are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.

enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order

you all are hopeless…

Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.

For example they’d take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Lucifer’s birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.

MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.

Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. 

Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.

Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift

Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.

Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?

So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.

However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.

When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.

The brothers don’t know how to eat certain human world foods.

Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.

So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think it’s some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.

After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.

Thank god they’re demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.

Expanding on the cherry part, did y’all’s parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??

I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didn’t swallow any seeds.

If they didn’t then oh well, anyway…

Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.

And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.

Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.

You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they don’t know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.

After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.

Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.

They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they don’t know what to order off the menu.

Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.

Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry eyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.

You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.

And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)

Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling “maybe some other time”.

Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.

They love watching true crime documentary’s to the point you’d have to physically pull them away from the tv.

It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.

Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.

Telling you things such as “how could humans do that to each other?” or “wow humans are more brutal than we thought” or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.

It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.

Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.

Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasn’t really interested in stuff like this anyway.

Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.

Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.

Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.

Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.

Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.

Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.

Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.

You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.

Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours

Bonus

Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.

Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.

Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.

[cosmicstarlatte]

tied up monster bf that whines and uselessly thrusts into the air in front of you when you don't let him near your sloppy wet hole out of punishment

said monster bf that breaks through the ropes & pins your tiny weak body down, rutting against you, planning to make sure you get bred with every. last. drop. >>>

[diamonds-place]

Mc: "So today is 4/20, right?"

Luci: "Yes? What about the date?"

Mc: "I feel like I need to say this. Humans refer to the plant as 'The Devil's Lettuce,' is that true?"

Mammon: (spits out water) "WHO TOLD YOU?"

Luci: . . .

Mc: . . .

Luci: "Care to explain?"

Mammon: . . .

Luci: "3. . ."

Mammon: "Fine! . . . it was just a little venture I did in the human world a while ago. I just sold them some dope."

Luci: "And now there's a day for the plant."

Mammon: "What can I say, I'm a great businessman."

Luci: (sigh) "Mammon. . ."

[coulrobotomy]

(wip) da jokar...

tried my best to make him not resemble the musician i was thinking of but i don't know if i succeeded LOL

T.I.L. there is such a thing as "spider bite" piercings

he mass manufactures special mammon brand fruit roll-ups to get that tongue tattoo consistently

[leifkncries]

I HAVE CLASS TMR SO I WANTED TO GIVE YOU GUYS THIS AU PROMPT IN CASE I DIE AND NEVER COME BACK

(angst ; fluff?)

(tw: cry)

Mammon's Human AU

Mammon protected Belphegor from Lucifer during the fight about the human world exchange stuff. My initial thought was 'Mammon asked Lucifer to exchange the punishment from Belphie to him'... but idk how that'll work.

Mammon's new punishment (because belphie is a human hater but mammon isn't) was going to the human realm. He was drained of power, so they thought he was now a human cause that's what normally happens with normal demons, but oops! Mammon was not a normal demon. His powers were drained but he's still immortal.

OH MY GOD THIS AU MAKES NO SENSE

Mammon obviously changed his name. But the thing is, The Devildom decided on something. "yass queen let's make him like 20 and in a random apartment with no memories slay" like 🧍

So basically.. they're dumb.

Anyway, mammon is the human exchange student so 💆‍♀️

btw the family holds a grudge against lucifer because he LET HIS OWN BROTHER GO

like come on man they already lost lilith anyway

[leifcknsobs]

HUMAN MAMMON AU except it's incorrect quotes PART 2

Marco: Where we goin?

Belphegor: I'm taking you home.

Marco: This ain't the way to me fuckin house, Belphegor.

Belphegor: Oh, no.

Marco: Wha?

Belphegor: We're going to our home. My home.

context: belphegor visits marco. then they hung out till dawn. then belphegor proposes that he'll drive em home. then after a while, this conversation happens.

[rainiishowers]

If requests are open, may we ask parts 2 of those recent Mammon angst? I crave for a conclusion

Alright, I can do a conclusion XD Summary: Diavolo allows Mammon to become a human and resign from being the Avatar of Greed, but allows him six more days to get everything together.. Jeez, this turned out much longer then I thought lmao. Genre: Angsty Fluff ---

What was suppose to be surprise birthday party led to a somber event where the brothers realized that they were going to lose Mammon. Everyone went home while Diavolo and Mammon talked privately. Much later, dinner came about in the House of Lamentation, but no one really ate, everyone's minds still trying to process that they were going to lose Mammon, who didn't even come out of his room. MC looks at the brothers and sighs. "Listen." They start, getting everyone's attention. "Before Mammon goes, I can try to convince him to spend time with every one of you, but I'm not a miracle worker." They were caged into a hug by Beel, MC sighs and pats his arm before he let go, a frown on his face. --- There was a knock on Mammon's door and he groans from the bed, flipping to the other side to face away from the door. MC walks in and made their way to the bed. "Mams?" "...What?" "I... I want to propose an idea." Mammon turns to face the human with a raised eyebrow. "You don't have to, but.. you have six days left, so do you think you could spend time with the others?" "...Why should I?" "They are going to miss you.." That earned a snort from Mammon as he sat up. "Really?" "Don't you remember how they were at the castle? Yes really." MC sighs. "I'm not forcing you, I know they treated you horribly, so if you don't want to, I will go tell them that." Silence was all Mammon’s answer was as he looks around his soon to be abandoned room, seeing some trinkets on the tables and shelves that reminded him of the so called brothers. It was understandable that he was going to miss the brothers, it’s not like he really wanted to leave them, he loved them, but he couldn’t bear the feelings they brought upon him. “Fine, I guess I can.. Least I can do before I go..” He murmurs. MC smiles and squeezes his hand before getting up. “Alright, I’ll go tell them.” They walk off, leaving Mammon to watch as they leave and just sit there in silence. Why was he shaking? Out of fear of facing his “brothers” again? Because he was going to miss them? Mammon didn’t like it regardless.. --- First day, the twins. Mammon was thankful they were the easiest to talk to. The traveling carnival was in the Devildom, so like times before, they went there. “I’m not too heavy, am I?” Mammon snorts as he carries Belphie on the back with Belphie clinging onto him like a koala. “You’re as light as a feather!” “Good.” Beel and Mammon laugh as Belphie nuzzles his face into the second eldest’s neck. Mammon decided that for the last days he would be here, he might as well spend his grimm, and so he got food from food stalls and won little prizes for the twins, it may of been those crappy carnival game toys, but it meant a lot to Beel and Belphie. Mammon felt bad for doing this to the twins, especially Belphie. They lost Lilith, who they were probably the closest to, and now they were going to lose another they were close with? After a ride, they found a spot to sit, and Mammon stared at the ground, catching Belphie’s attention. The youngest poked his face with a huff, which caught Beel’s attention “What’s with that face?” Mammon huffs back and playfully swats it away, sighing right after. “..You guys ain’t mad at me for anything, are ya?” “If you’re talking about your decision to become human.. no.” Belphie slumps back. "I’m not ether-” Beel interjects. “I think it’s understandable.. As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.” Mammon chuckles, that was typical of Beel, always putting the ones he cared about first. “..I’m sorry for the way I reacted at the castle, by the way..” Belphie crosses his arms. “..I know it’s not my place to tell you what you can and can’t do..” “..Thanks, it was a pretty fair reaction, honestly..” There was a loud growl, interrupting Belphie and Mammon’s conversation. “I’m hungry...” The other two broke into a fit of laughter, eventually joined by Beel as Mammon stood up. “There’s a food stall I’ve been wanting to try, how ‘bout we go there?” The other two agree and the three make their way to the food stall, recounting fond memories and laughing together. --- Second day, Asmodeus. Mammon and Asmo decided to hit the town as the way to spend time together, riding in Mammon’s Demonio 666 Lexura, which he was going to give to whatever brother wanted it when he left. There were a lot of things that the brothers were going to get that Mammon couldn’t take with him, he planned to hand them down to either Levi or Asmo and Satan. They were having fun, riding around in the sports car, Asmo having chosen skimpy clothing and acting like it was a carpool, Mammon going alone with it as they rode around. Finally, they got to a hill, to relax and watch the sun go down, before Lucifer inevitably called them back. Music played as Mammon rested his head on the steering wheel. “Hey.. Before I go, live out my life as a human.. is there anythin’ I should know?” Asmo looks over and leans back, frowning. “Yea actually..” Mammon looks over, waiting for him to continue. “I.. I’m sorry, I really am.. I was too stuck up to realize the insults I directed at you were too cruel, forget being a brother, that isn’t how you treat someone in general.” Asmo frowns and looks at Mammon. “I get if you want to become human but I can’t imagine it was an easy decision.” “..It wasn’t.” Mammon sighs. None of this was easy, on him or the brothers. They’ve been a family for millennia, it wasn’t exactly easy to part with any of them “So.. no regrets?” Asmo asks, with a cheeky smile on his face Mammon chuckles. “None.” ---- Third day, Satan. These two decided to go to a cafe, feeding cats along the way. Mammon smiles as Satan fed the cats, petting them and giving them attention. He crouches beside Satan, a cat going over to him, looking for treats. Mammon gave the cat what they wanted and petted them as they ate from his hand. Satan looks over and chuckles. “Rainbow is always looking for treats.” “You named 'em?” “Hey, if I can’t bring them home, I can at least name them!” Satan huffs. “Alright alright-” Mammon chuckles, raising his hands in a playful defeat. The two continue to make their way to the cafe, but something was a bit off about Satan. Mammon nudges his shoulder, catching his attention. “What’s wrong?” “Isn’t it obvious?” The Avatar of Wrath made his hands into fists. “You’re leaving! Just like that!” “Satan--” Mammon stops, Satan stares at the ground, stopping beside him too as tears threatened to escape. He was so quick to get emotional it was surprising, but who could blame him? “I knew something like this would happen, yet I was still unprepared!” Mammon places a hand on his shoulder. “Ya can’t be prepared for everything..” “Don’t you think I know that?!” Satan yells, yet it didn’t faze Mammon, as he took his hand off his shoulder. “I...I’m sorry.” He quietly apologizes. “It’s just.. You’ve been there for me so much when I was still learning how to be something aside from just wrath itself..” “I still remember when you would come to my room when Lucifer was busy.” Mammon chuckles, in an attempt to clear the air a bit. Satan chuckles. “Yea,  I did that a lot..” Mammon hummed in agreement, before Satan suddenly hugged him, which surprised him more then anything. Mammon got over his shock and simply hugs back. “...Thank you.. Thank you for everything..” Hearing that.. It made Mammon feel all fuzzy inside, it wasn’t sarcastic, or patronizing, it was a genuine thank you.. “You’re welcome, Satan..” --- Fourth day, Leviathan. Mammon knocks on the door to Levi’s room. “Levi? It’s me, Mammon-“ He flinches a bit as the door flung open. He walks in and looks around, closing the door behind him. Everything was such a calming blue and the sound of the aquarium made him more anxious and less anxious at the same time “Levi?” His eyes land on a little blanket and pillow fort Levi made, but no Levi in sight. He then saw something shifting under an aqua colored blanket. Mammon walks over and sat beside the lump that was Levi underneath the blanket, crossing his legs. It was silent before Mammon sighs. “Hey, ya ready to talk?” “Levi’s not here at the moment, please wait a minute.” Mammon leans back, hearing shaky breathing. Unfortunately, it was always a bit hard to talk to Levi after The Fall. He wished it wasn’t, but with their opposing personalities and them being at odds with each other, it really couldn’t be helped. Eventually, a head pops out of the blanket, revealing Levi. “Hey-” “..Hi..” Mammon thought of playing a few games in an attempt to cheer him up before he talked about the issues. After all, the point of this was to try and bond with them, tying up any loose threads before he leaves. “...Let’s get this over with..” Levi huffs, sitting up, but not making eye contact with Mammon. A moment of silence filled the room as tears welled up in Levi’s eyes. “I’m sorry you had to deal with me.” “Levi-” “Not only am I gross, yucky shut in, but I’m also a horrible brother!” Ah, self deprecation, Levi’s go to tactic when feeling like shit. Mammon places his hand on his shoulder and looks at him with a calm expression. “Levi look at me.“ It took a minute, but the otaku looks up at his older brother. He took the arms off his shoulders and sighs. “We’ve been at odds for years, and I’ll admit, there was shit I’ve done that made me a horrible brother too..” “But I’ve told you to go off yourself so many times I can’t count, I was the one who was always bullying you, and taking things too far! “And that’s your mistake!” Mammon glares. “But my mistakes are what caused you to lash out sometimes!” Here they were at it again, aggressively arguing while trying to one up the other. It didn’t help the situation all that much, but it was letting them explain their side of the story. It didn’t excuse any of the things they did, but it helped explain a lot of it. “...Why did you take it for so long?” “Well I didn’t really have any other choice, I was scared and alone, until MC came.” He sighs. “I didn’t have this option before.” “....” “Levi, I don’t want any bad blood between us before I leave, i want to get my life together and come back knowing we can act like brothers.” “Come back..? What do you mean?” “I mean once I get myself stable, I’m coming back to visit.. maybe.” “M-Maybe? ..You don’t want anything to do with us, do you?” Mammon groans, mentally bashing himself for saying that, before looking back at Levi. “I thought I didn’t, I thought I’d be perfectly fine without you guys, but I may be wrong, we’ll see.. I’m just.. not sure yet..” Levi leans against his brother. “Still, even if you don’t come back, thanks for at least thinking of us..” “Of course, I could never forget my brothers, who all made my life interesting.” Levi laughs and pokes him. “Could say the same for you, you never failed to make the days interesting for me..” Mammon grins proudly before ruffling his hair. “Good, I’m glad.” --- Fifth Day... Lucifer.

Oh god why Lucifer..? That’s all he thought as he makes his way to his private office with MC.. Where no one could hear him scream... Where so many punishments happened before.. He was terrified of facing Lucifer, rightfully so. Any wrong move could end up in punishment, at least that’s what he thought.. “Mammon, you want me to stay here so I can make sure he doesn’t do anything?” MC asks. He wanted to trust Lucifer, he wanted to think that nothing would happen, but it’s too late for that.. “Yea..” He murmurs. MC nods and squeezes his hand. “If you need to leave, just leave, okay? It’s alright if you get overwhelmed, I doubt Lucifer is going to blame you.” And that was the worst part, he was consciously abusing him, knowing the scars it left on Mammon “Okay..” Mammon walks into the office, leaving the door open enough to escape with ease. “Lucifer..” The eldest looks up from his desk and his stony faced expressions softens. His chair scrapped across the floor as he got up, walking over. Mammon stares up at him, the same ice cold glare he gave when Mammon told Lucifer he could do what he wanted. He was sick of being scared of him, it was high time for him to stand up for himself and-- “Mammon.. I’m sorry..” ..What? Mammon looked at him bewildered, the confident facade falling a bit to see that he did look genuinely sorry, but for some reason, Mammon had a hint of suspicion from his words. “I’m sorry..” Lucifer repeats, seems his pride was crumbling a bit, as the eldest was never one to repeat himself. “There’s no excuse for the things we’ve put you through, the things I’ve put you through.. I abused you, put too much pressure on you as the second eldest, made you absolutely terrified of me, that’s not how a brother should act..” “....” Lucifer sighs. “I understand your decision, and really, I’m thankful that I was able to tell you this because I do love you, even though I never made it entirely clear.” Lucifer was pulled into a sudden hug, which surprised him. He looks to see Mammon hugging him with his eyes shut. He simply smiles and hugs back. “Thank you.. Ya don’t know how much your words mean to me...” Mammon murmurs. They separate and Lucifer hums. “I assume you cleared up everything with the others?” “Yea, I guess-” Mammon rubs the back of his neck. “I just have one more place to visit.” --- Day Six, Luke and Simeon. “I’m going to miss you!!” Luke hugs Mammon tight, causing both adults to chuckle. “I’m sure we can visit him, Luke.” Simeon reminds, giving Mammon a hug of his own after Luke ended his grip on Mammon’s waist. “You’re planning on living with MC, correct?” He asks as he backs away. Mammon nods. “Yea, at least until I can support my own.” He says. Simeon smiles and backs away a bit. “I’m proud of you for doing this, I assume this wasn’t an easy decision to make.” The angel quirks an eyebrow up as Mammon sighs and nods in agreement. “At least you don’t have to be a demon anymore!” Luke huffs. Mammon playfully rolls his eyes and messes with his hair, getting a hissy response as they continue the conversation. --- Later that day, everyone met up in the castle to see Mammon become human and go off to the human world. MC agreed to stay there for a bit as they help Mammon get use to his new life and body. Mammon wasn’t going to retain all his memories, just like Lilith before him, but considering his rank and power, it wasn’t going to be as big of a blow to his memories. Before Diavolo began the ritual, he looks at Mammon with a frown on his face. “I’m going to miss you, it’s a shame to see you go but it’s for the best.” He says. “Before I start, is there anything you wish to say to the others?” Mammon looks at his brothers and friends before smiling sadly, picking up his bag and waving goodbye. Words in the demonic language were spoken and with a flash of light, Mammon and MC disappearing, being teleported to the human world. It was a sad sendoff, but maybe, just maybe, they would meet each again.

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Do y'all remember how there was this trend where girls would mess with their bf's or smth by putting liquid latex or smth on their faces, and just say it's their monthly shed to mess, and get their reaction? Imagine MC being a menace they do the same thing with the demon brothers and even has Solomon backing them up like:

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MC: Oh, it looks like my monthly shed has come.

Mammon: Your monthly wha!?

Levi: Y-you mean like a snake..?

Solomon: Yeah, it's something humans get, we monthly shed.

Lucifer: I have never heard of that before...

Satan: I've never read that before..