#i ... am NOT doing that

[vampstarions]

boy why you so ears?????😭

[bruhstation]

You should make a Casa Tidmouth X Hetalia crossover.

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dawg

[199degrees]

chat should I be expected to make calls when I work from home without a work phone?

[fluffywingcake]

Me when someone tries to get me to refer to Mana-Sama without the honorific:

[justewil]

oh dear. 200 is a lot, isn't it?

watching eternal diva everyday until nwos is relea– [gets pulled off the stage]

[wizarro-two]

Please tell Irving to piss we gotta test his resolve

NO

[opisasodomite]

My professor is currently running one of those jack box style web login quiz games for middle schoolers…

[doom-dreaming]

can i make the runtime of the beach house playlist match their house number

[knight-of-heart-and-art]

1000 mg of acetominophen at once sounds like. too much. i think that is too much. i don't think i need that much at once.

[poorlittlevampire]

also my therapist gave me homework to do and i have to list things i like about myself and obviously i can’t think of anything so that’s annoying but also it feels soooooo. idk patronizing

[patchoulimodelo]

im solidarity with all the other trans women getting mature flagged by tumblr i am going to post cock now to get my blog flagged

[vivi-scera]

what is nitzschean human centipede i need to know

hii so i periodically look up the synopses for all the human centipede movies for whatever reason and on my last visit to the wikipedia pages i was annoyed that the 2nd installment invoked freudian implications. like c'mon the centipede as a representative phallic fixation? we— and by we i mean i— could do better than that. so enter my buddy nietzsche. in beyond good and evil he has this quote, "a man's stomach is the reason he does not easily take himself for a God." which i think is contextually about hunger separating us from gods. but i also kind of like to think of it literally and in reference to humorism since that's something i've been not-so-recently into. i think the creation of a/the human centipede sort of cuts off the processes of the stomach? or at least alters the whole bowel and food situation for the people involved yknow. so in that case what does that mean for the humanity of the people in the centipede? i mean obviously they're not really individual people anymore (which is also an interesting point to make? removing the organ/drive that humanizes us reduces us to a collectivist "mouthpiece" for the thing that controls us? many such sociopolitical implications). so does this nietzschean loss of humanity mean we achieve godhood? or are we just animal like the centipede? what does that mean about the creator of the human centipede, if they're able to cut off the function of the stomach? all questions that could be answered and fleshed out, so to speak, if the production company gave me the rights and a large sum of money

[gh0str3c0rd3r]

the dread has harmed me once more

[yisanged]

music and instruments wouldn't scare me nearly as much if i just practiced but alas. i don't. so many scary to me things in this world are so easy to make not scary but alas. i don't.

[frostbite-the-bat]

do you ever randomly get like. paranoid ? about your computer

yea

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?