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[starboye]

starring: simon "ghost" riley x male reader

request: Hey OP saw that you wanted some requests for Ghost and I was wondering if you could write some Ghost x male reader 🤭🤭 where they’re roommates (could be civilian AU or military) who both claim to be “straight” but are so gay for each other. I kind of make this opened ended there’s like zero Ghost x male reader stuff 😭😭

warnings: smut, some fluff i think, cursing, pervert!simon, pervert!reader, civillian!au, jerking off, fingering, making out

you and simon ended up as roommates after learning that he had nowhere to stay after getting of his mission and now every day is a struggle to stop yourself from pouncing on the man, you and him both claimed to be straight, casually bringing it up while on a mission with the 141 team but your actions tell a different story, longing glances and drawn out touches says that you both like each other, but both of you don't know that about one other, to sure that the other is strictly straight and doesn't hold any feelings.

the dynamic is kind of simple around the apartment, you usually cook and clean while simon is out working and he'd do the same when you're out, but recently simon has wanted to take the role of cleaning more often, that was a lie though he hated cleaning but when he realized he could use it for his own perverted nature he was eager to do it more, when doing laundry he'd steal a pair of your used underwear just to sniff it and jerk off with it.

fucking into his fist in the dead of night when he thinks you're sleep, using your underwear as a sort of gag to capture his deep groans, the imagination of fucking you senseless flooding his mind over and over till he came with choked back grunts that you heard unbeknownst to him, you both sitting on the couch watching tv the next morning as if he didn't imagine fucking you till you moaned every letter of his name.

and you well you weren't nearly any better than him, always sneaking into his room when he was at work to lay in his bed, sniffing whatever scent of him was left on his pillows and wrapping yourself in his blankets to then finger yourself to the thoughts of him using you like a cum rag, filling you up over and over till you cant think, and you knew that your fingers could never match up to what simon probably felt like but you wanted to know so bad.

you both wanted each other so badly but never knew if the other wanted it to, till one fateful night where you were both chilling in the kitchen cooking up some dinner when you turned around and bumped into simon, his hands quickly moving to hold your waist so you don't fall and you both stood there for some time, just staring into each others eyes "oh uh sorry" he stuttered releasing his grip on you and baking up "don't be" you quickly say wrapping your arms around his neck to kiss the man.

you having to stand on your toes just to reach his mouth with yours and with that you pulled back, a couple more seconds of silence following before he's picking you up and taking you to his room, and my god was that night good, you were both living out your fantasies of each other simon cumming over and over again till he was milked dry and you ending up a messy and incoherent mess splayed on his bed.

after that it was like to rabbits fucking constantly, over and over, day and night or even morning time by this point the neighbors were begging you guys to calm it down but that still didn't stop you guys, to drunk off one another love to even think of stopping, now here you were making out on the kitchen counter with simon after trying to bake desserts like you too didn't fuck that morning, after simon came home from work, and before dinner seems like tonight's gonna be a loud one.

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[aerequets]

in typical Me fashion, the second part of spy x pta is looking to be over 10 pages 👁️👁️ However. my flight back to school is tomorrow, so I'll probably be busy for a hot minute. hopefully I can get it done within the next couple weeks 🤞🤞

[damagedcoda6669]

[cin3maa]

wow I can’t believe my little sister is a grandma now

don’t die of scoliosis bro

IM GONNA DIE FROM YOU WTF???

[ratatatastic]

LMAO TO PAUL ADMITTING HE MADE CALLS TO OTHER TRAINER AND COACHES AND THEY KEPT TELLING HIM TO EASE INTO CAMP THIS YEAR BECAUSE THEY JUST WON THE CUP AND THESE GUYS ARE FATIGUED FROM A SHORT SUMMER ONLY FOR THE CATS DAY 1 OF TESTING TO IMMEDIATELY PROVE THAT WRONG BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY TESTED A LOT HARDER THAN THEY WERE EXPECTED TO AND PAUL WENT WELP I GUESS IM RUNNING THE SAME HARD CAMP THIS YEAR AGAIN

[gunsatthaphan]

ARE WE SEEING THIS?????? https://x.com/ForKhaotungg_/status/1838266750993129493

it was foretold in the ancient (gay) murals 😌🙌🏻🧎🏼‍♀️

[thewingedwolf]

YOU CAN SAY ITS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE MAKE A NEW EXCUSE ANOTHER STUPID REASON

[nebulaedaniel]

terrifying

[tvichpi]

annd, 🙌something that I don't posted

[eir-trixa]

WOTTG SPOILERS AFTER THE CUT

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Can you believe Rick is validating me in my Percy-is-the-most-empathic-character take? I have legal basis but boi does it feel nice to have canon confirmation.

Second that book was short af I got the gist of it all while reading for like an hour.

Third, we addressed everyone else’s trauma. Percy’s still the group therapist LMAO 😭😭😭

Fourth, my son is such a good kid yall, this is why I lose five years of my life when someone insults or when he insults himself jfc my child.

Im honestly still processing and I have to reread the ending. Did it address Percy’s issues? Im going to go with “a bit” and call it a night. I mean, I guess it did? Percy got to unload and help Gale and Hecuba. We got an insight to how he’s managing to stay up and fighting and good despite all the shit he’s put into. Honestly the fact that he saw the humanity in Gale and Hecuba, that he saw their pain and grief and thats what made them trust him, that is so good. And the way he related to them. Goodness. And it highlights again how good a person he is, how much he feels and cares. I mean, he cried cause he had to send Mrs O Leary away, I cant with this kid-

I supposed what Im left unsatisfied with is how he still perceives himself as dumb? Baby, you survived San Fran for two months as a homeless kid without memories and pursued by different monsters who cant die. Youre the furthest thing from dumb.

He cant see this of course and while it was slightly addressed(?) by Annabeth telling him to his face that she doesnt give him enough credit, that he’s pretty smart, I dont think thats enough for addressing this particular issue. There was a time in the middle that he almost snapped because he thought Annabeth probably thinks him too dumb to know what to do next. Which I understand is frustrating to him. But to be fair this book made him look at Annabeth for a solution a lot. Theres also little comments about how when he cant think of anything - which is every 60 seconds apparently according to him- he looks at Annabeth. This doesnt help the co dependent allegations LMAO. Idk, I will die on the Hill that Percy is one of the smartest people in the series, not just emotionally but also in strategy. And theres, of course, nothing wrong with looking at the genius strategist for answers. Ive mixed feelings because definitely this is more of a Percy-insecurity issue than an Annabeth-being-bossy issue. But okay. One more book, heres to hoping we get more heart to heart on that front because Im 999998% sure she doesnt mean to make him feel stupid, Percy’s just got a lot of demons to fight but this in particular they need to figure out together. Still, its obvious how much they care for each other still. If only Dave and Hana did not piss me off at the start Id probably be a little more lenient about this.

Annabeth’s fatal flaw also makes a comeback, we love to see it.

And Sally Estelle Jackson. Now we have to find out wth is Percy’s middle name cause if Sally has one odds are she gave her son too. Trust me. Im Filipino. Iykyk.

Lastly, while I will forever and ever and ever support the trio from pjotv (theyre perfect and have done nothing wrong ever) I can see Rick’s injecting their personalities into the books. Im not sure if he does this on purpose or just subconsciously LMAO. Some of Grover’s dialogue is definitely inspired by Aryan. Percy being Lanky? Walker through and through, especially with his growth spurt lmao, and Annabeth’s confidence? All Leah. I can see what Rick’s trying to do. Ive no opinion on this, just pointing it out. I do love love love the live action. Just. I can see you Rick. You aint slick.

So there. I probably would need to reread the book properly at some point.

[blazingflareon]

ouughh this whole 'you only import a few choices from inquisition' thing is the first thing abt veilguard that got me seriously disappointed.,,, like 'people dont just want cameos or one-liners' how could they miss the mark That Bad i fucking LIVE for that single line in a codex entry thats different

also im like 99% sure theyre gonna retcon the well choice to morrigan just having its power anyway somehow bc apparently that choice wasnt important enough???? like what??????

[aka-indulgence]

not

not to be rude or pushy or anything and if my tone comes across that way I’m sorry that was not my intention—

did you

did you see the moon god sans fanart that I drew for you in march :D

just wondering general question okay gOODBYE HAVE A NICE DAY stay safe and be comfortable—

what

WHERE

WHERE ANON WHERE IS IT I CAN’T FIND IT LEMME SEE IT AAAWAWA

[skywriter97]

SONIC CENTRAL SONIC CENTRAL LISTEN LISTEN I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND FUNCTUON LIKE A NORMAL PERSON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN YOURE TRYING TO STUFF ME WITH ALL THIS FANTASTIC CONTENT TIL I EXPLODE????

SONIC DC CROSSOVER!!! SHADOW GENERATIONS MARIA DARK BEGINNINGS CHAO SHORT SERIES

AJDBSISJSOSJEJS

^^Me trying to work when all this hit

WHYYYYYYYYYY

[srapsodia]

woah!! hi!! that's a lot of you in a very short time!! thank you all for liking my drawings enough to stick around! :>

[yuyu1024]

🏔:let’s break up?

🏔:when i’m this handsome/but I'm looking this handsome right now

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I know he's trying so hard not to laugh... but daaaaang. SAN. STOP. MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS. What conteeent is this 🤧😭

[xinrouska]

Love your new deity au! Please go on!!

Thank you!!! Have a wip!! I cant keep hoarding sketches like this 😭