#i SWEAR on it

[plant-dragon]

Sanders sides ships!

[clo-thespin]

what if scully had gotten more mad in ice? what if they put her in that storage closet? what would mulder have done? oooohhh the canon divergence fanfic is blossoming..

[tally-ace]

Ancient hero beloved this guy is so funny he's a wet fucking rat. Creature of all time. Why does he look like that? Hylia said: I'm tired of these blond twinks lemme try free-styling something. And that something was this green goat thing.

Everything about totk is infesting my brain but this guy? Oh I am mentally ill about this disgusting creature. I refuse to draw him on model because why's he look like someone found him in a sewer? I gotta babygirl-ify this soggy beast.

Why's his model got no horns? Why's he got no third eye? Why does he have a tail? Why are his feet like that? If he's supposed to be a zonai, why are his ears so small? If he is a zonai, then wtf was Rauru on when he said that he and Mineru were the only two left on the surface? Are there more of these freaks still running around up in the stratosphere and did he just stub his toe and rocket himself down to the surface on accident ten thousand years ago? Why's he look like he witnessed the heat death of the universe? We'll never find out because Nintendo will never acknowledge he exists ever again.

[sayinlaknight-yeah]

Ima be honest, if Phil wins I'm not watching WWE ever again. Let Cody finish his damn story for fucks sake old man Phil does not need nor deserve this.

[folansstuff]

my new years resolution is that i want to play more ttrpgs, cause i keep finding them and dont get a chance to play them. my housemate is a d&d only person, and while i think that game is cool, its nowhere near as cool as something like LANCER or whatever.

also the X-Men expansion to the Marvel TTRPG is out in June, and I want to do either an X-Terminators game or a Atti n co game.

[wabunguss]

Number three do NOT say anything inappropriate or we will get cancelled or something 💀

dw i wont say nothin >:)

[imagination-confusion]

My hyperfixating impulse is driving me to want to write a hurt & comfort fic on ao3 with Noisette and The Noise, and it's gonna me multichapter long, and the title I already gave it is "A Bun in the Oven".

The problem is I can't write worth shit but I'LL TRY DAMN IT! IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD! I CAN SEE IT! I CAN GRASP IT! TASTE IT! WHY WON'T IT COME OUT!?!!

Someone, please beat me into submission so I can be forced to use my ao3 account please and thank you.

...I know The Noise being a father is the most jarring shit ever, but I was never against it either it's just funny.

[saturnzskyzz]

Insomnia is beating me down to the CORE

Haha! I'm going insane, it's like I've drank four monsters in the past hour! 😭🫡

[ripehydrangea]

The day that ‘Daria’ gets re-popularized by generation z & all the “she just like me fr” people show up in the fandom is the day that I permanently erase my identity from the internet. I’m sick of wannabe edgy kids ruining everything for everyone.

[seraphdreams]

i cant reply to comments at the moment BUT I SEE THEM, im not ignoring i promise!!

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[quietwingsinthesky]

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[powdermelonkeg]

Important rules/tips I've learned as an adult that helped with anxiety

If people are mad at you, it's their responsibility to tell you, not your responsibility to guess

If they're mad at you in secret anyways, they're the ones in the wrong, not you

If people don't like what you're doing, it's their responsibility to tell you

If they say it's fine when it's really not, they're the ones in the wrong, not you

People are allowed to be wrong about you

If they are wrong about you, wait for them to bring it up, because if you try to, you will inevitably overcorrect

Some people are committed to misunderstanding you. You will not win arguments against them. Yes, even if you explain your point of view. They do not care. Drop it

The worst thing that will happen from a first-time offense is being told not to do it again. Maybe with a replacement if you broke something

You can improve relationships and gauge willingness to talk to you by giving compliments. It's like a daily log-in bonus and nobody thinks twice about it

Most things are better after you sleep on them

Most things are better after you have a meal

Most things are better after you shower

Your brain makes up consequences that are irrational. If the worst DOES come to pass and someone acts like they do in your head, they are overreacting, and you are entitled to say "what the fuck"

If your chest hurts after you feel like you've made a social error, that's called rejection-sensitive dysphoria. It means your anxiety is so bad that it's causing you physical pain, which is a good indicator that you're overreacting. Tense yourself, hold it for 20 seconds, let it go, then find a distraction

If you're suddenly angry at someone after you feel like you made a social error, that's also rejection-sensitive dysphoria. You are going to feel annoyed about it for awhile, but being genuinely pissed off is your anxiety trying to find something to blame to take the responsibility off your shoulders, and getting scared because it can't justify itself. Deep breaths, ask yourself how much you ACTUALLY want to be angry at that person, then find a distraction

"Sour grapes" is more healthy for you than stewing. Deciding you don't like someone who's perpetually annoyed with you, won't talk to you, etc. makes letting go of anxiety over them easier

If people don't like you, they will find reasons to be annoyed with you when they otherwise wouldn't. If people do like you, they will find reasons NOT to be annoyed with you when they otherwise would. People do not ping-pong between the two

You DO have to make a conscious choice not to think about something. If you're having trouble circling back to it, say out loud that you're done thinking about it and why. Then find a distraction

When you're upset, part of you is going to want to make false bids for attention (suddenly texting differently, heavy sighs, etc. but when someone asks you about it, you tell them it's nothing). Do not listen to it. You gain nothing from it except more misery

People like to help people they care about. It makes them feel good about themselves

If you think you're insufferable for needing help, see above. Yes, really. They get a serotonin kick from it

If you think you're insufferable for mannerisms you have, you either have to consciously choose not to do them, or accept that they're part of the package that comes with you. Being apologetic about existing does nothing except make you more miserable

If you do things you don't like when you feel meh about it, it makes it easier to do them when you hate it

If you avoid things you don't like when you feel meh about it, it reinforces and magnifies how bad it feels when you hate it

Seriously. Read those last two points again. If you can make yourself make a phone call when you've got nothing to lose, you will slowly lose that panic you get when you have to make a phone call you haven't prepared for. You do have to CONSCIOUSLY take that step

Hobbies that make you care for something get rid of that nagging feeling that you're not doing enough. Go grow some rosemary

If you don't engage with your hobbies regularly, you will feel miserable, and anxiety will spike

Hobbies are things that give you a bit of happiness. They do not have to be organized or named to do that. Go be creative in something. Play with coins. Make up lists. Start a new WIP

No one cares what you look like

If people point out things they don't like about how you look unprompted, they are being rude. You are entitled to say "what the fuck"

People who like you will find you pretty to some degree. Minor things about your appearance go completely unnoticed. Literally, scars and dots and blemishes do not register to someone who likes your company

You looking at yourself in the mirror is 10x more closely than anyone is going to look at you

If you're anxious about your body type, and you're creatively inclined, make/write an oc with that same shape. Give them nice things and make other characters love them. Put them on adventures. You'll start to see yourself in the mirror more kindly

You care about wording and perfect lines/colors way more than anyone who views your work ever will

Sometimes when you're upset, you're going to feel like not eating. Do not do that. Not eating makes you more miserable

Same with things you normally enjoy. Denying yourself helps no one. You are punishing yourself for being sad. Stop it

Both of these will take conscious decision to break the habit of. Make yourself do it anyways, and it will slowly get easier

And again, to reiterate: If someone is mad at you, it is THEIR responsibility to tell you, not your responsibility to guess

[condensed-ink]

I just want to remind everyone that it is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight