#i am 100% serious

[cringengl]

Realistically speaking, in a Hunger Games Stranger Things au, Jonathan Byers would be Katniss Everdeen.

[conop-8888]

Take a moment today and every day to unlearn the notion that NSFW artists are in any way inferior to SFW artists

NSFW art isn't all over history for you to wrinkle your nose and think you're morally superior or the better artists for your choice to remain strictly SFW

[snowlilly]

You might look at this

and think: "this is perfect character design"

Well you're wrong.

This is.

[polycrowtruther]

[jazzyderaoz]

I have a request… just for tonight.

I guess I’ll just come right out and say it: Which one of you is going to fuck me like the unholy manwhore I am?

It uh… happens rarely but… god damn am I ever in the mood for it right now. I’ve soaked my boxers, I’m sitting here rocking and rubbing up against the inside of my jeans, the rough denim feels ugh so damn good… at this point it’s not even funny anymore, I need to be fucked.

So one time deal, okay darling? Take this as an invitation to send me an ask and tell me what you’d do to me… take advantage while I’m so damn weak for it…

Help me get off while I fuck myself, make it good, damn- I need it so bad right now.

[m0n1q]

1 like and I will draw V and J covered in oil

[prize-pig-collection]

Whoever made it so that fat girls were comfortable wearing crop tops should win a Nobel Prize

[yiptsu]

let's play a game it's called can I get away with sending in an undertale au oneshot for my university level writing assignment

[iloveyouphillipmorris]

no but he could fix me and do this to me and i'd be fixed what's a little flesh to flesh between man made horrors ...?

[anqelbean]

I see all these post that are like "wow I can't believe 2023 is almost over" not me. Whenever I see 2023 written anywhere I think "Oh! Last year!" then and I stare in horror because I realise no, it's this year. 2023 isn't a real year, silly.

[ace-bard]

Gets married under the aro flag, gets railed under the ace flag

[laurasauras]

anyone who joins in on dennis's birthday (even if you're late!) gets a free copy of my novel when it comes out

[drastrochris]

I hate that I have to work, and can't just binge my current read all afternoon.

I want the main character to very much tell everyone to fuck off before murdering them all, and I hate to not know how my blorbo solves The Problems.

[polycrowtruther]

credit to @sissytobitch10seconds for putting this meme on my dash to begin with

[becauseanders]

no one ever believes me when i say “puff the magic dragon” is literally the saddest song ever written until they look up the lyrics

[aemiron-main]

society when people realize the demon in the creel house was virginia