#i am a simp for only ONE single man ever and it goes to show my poor life choices I hate him (affectionate) (blorbo)

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Pairing: Yang Jeongin x Reader, slight Hwang Hyunjin x Reader

Genre: Fake dating!AU, fluff, angst, idiots-to-lovers.

Word Count: 8,847

Warnings: Swearing, alcohol consumption, cringe for some parts. (Not proofread yet!)

Summary: An accidental slip out of Jeongin's protectiveness on you in front of your high school's heartthrob results in probably the worst idea you ever came up with.

A/N: I have been working on this one for way too long...

You wouldn't call yourself jealous in any way. Most of the time, you were quite okay with any of your friends being closer to someone other than with you. But Jeongin giving the girl at the cash register his full attention made you fume.

You saw her twirling a strand of her hair while blinking her doe-like eyes at him. You saw the way she was leaning on the counter as she gave him the biggest smile. All that and Jeongin was smitten. No, you weren't jealous. You were annoyed.

He bowed at her politely and went back to sit with you. "I got your favourite."

"Thanks." you said in a neutral tone as you snatched the sandwich from his hand.

He watched you curiously as you bit into it and chewed in a much not ladylike manner. "Close your mouth, jeez..."

You shot him a glare. "Says the guy who eats everything in one go. It's not because your mouth is closed that it's a nice sight." you snorted.

"What is it with you today?"

You shrugged before taking another bite. Visibly, he didn't take this as an answer. He got to the edge of his seat and approached you, observing every single one of your features to spot anything that would give him a hint on your attitude. Your heart skipped a beat at the proximity, but you managed to hold it in. Perking an eyebrow up, he redrew to his previous position.

"Did I do something?"

"Not in particular."

He hummed. "I'm sure something's wrong."

You shrugged again. "Okay, good for you?"

He rolled his eyes. "Y/N, you're being an ass, what is it?"

You gave him a look. "Nothing."

He wanted to ask again, but Hyunjin coming in the Subway stopped him from doing so. Goddamn Hwang Hyunjin with his perfect face and lips that you just wanted to kiss so bad.

"Here it goes again." Jeongin snorted while you had hearts in your eyes as your gaze followed the man's figure. "He barely knows you exist."

Turning your attention back on your friend, you huffed in annoyance. "He knows, but we have not talked much... That's all."

He laughed. "Hwang Hyunjin is a typical jock. He only notices people pretty enough to hang out with him."

You gasped in shock, sarcasm spread on your face. "Are you insinuating that I am ugly?"

"Yeah." he said as a matter-of-factly.

"You're a jerk."

"So are you." he shot back at you. "You still haven't answered why you were being weird."

"Well, Yang Jeongin, since you're judging my interest in Hyunjin, I'm allowing myself to judge yours."

He frowned. "I have no interest in Hwang."

"Not in him, idiot." you rolled your eyes. "The girl who served you at the cash."

You saw his expression change as he got your point. "Do you have a problem? She's cute, I think."

You couldn't help but let out a laugh. "Oh please, she is the definition of a pick me girl. Just look at her right now doing the same act to Hyunjin."

Jeongin looked back to the girl. She was, indeed, having the same behaviour with Hyunjin as she giggled in a fake way at anything the man said. He turned back to you as disgust slowly appeared on his face.

"Maybe I shouldn't have flirted back earlier."

"No shit."

You both continued to watch them as if it was a live show and Hyunjin ended the interaction by winking at the girl before leaving. The latter sighed dreamingly as she kept her eyes on him as he walked out the door.

"I can guarantee you they exchanged numbers." Jeongin stated.

"Hyunjin doesn't just give it out like this!" you acted offended. "Besides, who says he'll call her if he did take her number?"

"Simp." he muttered under his breath but you heard him as clear as day.

"You are? Yes."

He sighed. "I'm just saying there is a reason why your parents are convinced you'll never get in a serious relationship. You're just proving their point by looking at Hyunjin from afar."

You didn't respond this time. Instead, you looked away as a huff left your mouth.

"Don't be like that." Jeongin sighed but your gaze stayed away from him. "I'm sorry."

"Yeah yeah." you shrugged, still not looking at him.

You heard him groan loudly. "Fine, how about I come to this stupid party of yours this weekend?"

Immediately, your eyes widened as you stared right back at him. Your friend Minho had invited you and you thanked whoever who was watching over you for Hyunjin to be going as well.

"You're bluffing." you said, mouth agape. "You told me you had to go back home this weekend."

He shook his head. "I was just trying to find an excuse to not come."

You slapped his arm. "Jerk." you muttered.

"Ouch! I'm telling you I can come now!"

"Yes and thank you so much Jeonginnie~" you chanted.

He grumbled something incoherent, most likely curses or insults, and then told you it would be time to go home. He drove you back to your house and you didn't forget to remind him the time and place of the party as you left his car.

Skipping to your door, you didn't even arrive two feet away from it before it opened widely. Leaning on the doorframe was your cousin Seungmin in complete confusion.

"What are you doing here?"

"Hello to you too." you rolled your eyes before pushing him out of the way so you could come in. "Am I not allowed to come to my own house?"

"I thought you had class in the afternoon."

"Teacher was absent, class was cancelled." you shrugged. "I went to study with Jeongin instead."

"Always out with him, uh?" he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Only because he'd fail all of his courses if he didn't have me around."

"Sure." he chuckled. "Your parents are out so we have the house to ourselves. Want me to order some pizza?"

"Gosh, please! I'm craving it."

In all of your high school journey, never once had you gone to a party. You did go to small gatherings with a couple of friends, but never to one of this extent. The house was massive. You knew Changbin was a rich kid but it was surreal to see the place up close.

"Are you going to stand there the whole night?" Jeongin asked, hands in his jacket's pockets while staring at you with bored eyes.

You'd lie to yourself if you said he was ugly (which you did a lot but in a friendly way) because he was the total opposite. You could say he was a heartthrob but not as much as Hyunjin was.

"Y/N." he called out again.

Finally snapping out of your thoughts, you followed him as he started to walk to the entrance. You could already hear people screaming and the music blasting on full volume. There was a reason why you didn't like parties like these; too loud. Still, it was your first time being invited to one and you were not going to miss on the opportunity. Growing uneasy, you followed Jeongin inside and you were stunned by the number of people that could fit in this big ass of a mansion.

There were a few recognizable faces such as Felix, the social butterfly of the school, and Chan, the hot warm-hearted basketball player. Next to Felix was his best friend, the one you had been waiting for to see. In all of his tall glory with a smile plastered on his face, there stood Hwang Hyunjin.

"You're drooling."

You slapped Jeongin across his chest. "Stop being an ass."

"Stop being a simp."

You would have ended him right there and then but luckily for him, your friend Jisung made you jump in surprise with a warm hug. You checked his face and he already had a flush on his cheeks, a sign that he might have consumed a little bit too much.

"You two are always together, damn. I can't never have Y/N all to myself."

Jeongin sighed at the drunken man. "Is it a way to tell me to go away?"

Jisung shrugged as he still clung onto your body. "Maybe."

"Alright." you grunted as you got away from Jisung's grasp. "I'll go get myself a drink if anybody is looking for me."

You left the boys chatter and easily found the kitchen. Changbin was already giving bottles of beer around so you took one he was offering after giving him a thankful smile.

"What are you doing here?" you heard from behind.

You turned around to meet eyes with your cousin. "Are you always going to question me about my whereabouts?"

"No but since you are here, yes. I don't want to be the one picking you up from the ground after you pass out."

You huffed and walked away. Seungmin never told you that he was going to this party and you thought he had left to a friend's place earlier. Although it annoyed you that he would probably be watching over you, it did reassure you to have an extra familiar face in the immense crowd.

You tried to find your way back to Jeongin but the boy had vanished. You pushed people aside to come through until you reached a sofa. Sitting next to a duo of girls, they started to flirt with the boys passing by. Soon enough, people gathered around and decided to play a game. Never having participated in one, you joined the lot as they concluded the best game should be spin the bottle. Minho had made his way to the group and joined your side so you felt a little reassured you had at least a friend around. What you didn't expect was seeing Felix and Hyunjin sitting right across from you, and Jeongin exchanging with the freckled boy. Sending him a frown since you were confused on why he was with the popular guys, he only shrugged.

"Alright, who wants to start?"

Raising his hand, Minho approached the bottle of vodka that Changbin had lend to the middle of the circle and spun it. It stopped to the girl next to you and with a big smirk, he walked to her and they kissed messily. Jisung then offered himself as the next one and he spun it only for it to lay on Seungmin, who you didn't see had joined in. Jisung jumped excitedly from his spot to join your cousin and laid a peck on his cheek. That was still enough for him to fake-gag.

More people spun and you were thankful to not have been one of the victims of kissing. Hyunjin's turn finally came and he sent flirty glances to some people in the circle. He spun the bottle and you waited patiently for it to stop. And it stopped on...

"I'm not doing this shit." Jeongin yelled as soon as he saw the bottle pointing at him.

"I'm sorry Jeongin but the rules are the rules." Hyunjin laughed as he approached your friend.

Growing red, Jeongin closed his eyes and wait for Hyunjin to kiss amicably his cheek. When it was done, he opened his eyes again and ran to join you, hiding behind your small figure in embarrassment.

"Innie, it's just a game."

"I never want to talk about this ever again after tonight."

You patted his back as you laughed.

"Should I do a second round?" Hyunjin asked everyone and received more cheers than necessary.

With a grin, he spun it again. Not focused on him anymore as you had a wild Jeongin complaining by your side, you didn't notice Hyunjin coming up right to you, extending his hand. When spotting his long fingers ornate with silver rings, your eyes widened as you looked up at him.

"Yes?" you asked.

"It stopped on you."

Your heart fastened as you grabbed his hand for him to help you up. He was much taller up close. He put his hand behind your neck and smiled cockily before leaning in to kiss you. The adrenaline helped you with kissing him back, your lips moving in sync with each other.

Jeongin observed from his seated place. This kiss was longer than he thought to be enough. Without thinking and mostly due to being a bit too drunk, he got up and pulled the man away from you.

"I think that's enough, Hwang."

Hyunjin stared back at him, and then at you. Slowly, a smile formed on his lips as he seemed to catch on onto something.

"I'm sorry, man. Didn't know you two were a thing. You've got a good kisser, though." he chuckled before winking at you.

As he left to join Felix, you were beyond furious with Jeongin. You slapped his arm repeatedly and stormed out of the room, walking to an empty hallway of the huge mansion. He followed you as he called out your name but you simply kept on walking.

"Y/N." he said softly as he grabbed your wrist.

You shook it off and crossed your arms in front of your chest. Looking away from him, you stayed like this for a minute or so until he spoke again.

"I'm so sorry."

"What was that?"

He stammered a little before sighing. "I don't know, I guess I had a bad feeling about this. He's always after girls like they're dogs and I- I think I was scared for you?"

You huffed. "I can look after myself just fine, Yang."

That hurt. "I know you can, I'm truly sorry, I don't know what took over me."

You hated fighting with him, even if it was a normal occurrence – though it was usually only as a joke. You dropped your arms down in defeat before hugging him tightly.

"It's okay. I have high expectations, you're right. He's not worth it."

"Don't say that, I'm only being mean to you jokingly."

"I know."

You chuckled in harmony and Jeongin pulled away before suggesting to join the party again. You quickly made your way to find Minho who you hadn't even greeted although he was the one to invite you. You spotted him laughing with Changbin and Hyunjin as they leaned on the counter. Shit, that was hot – all three of them.

"Minho~" you greeted your friend before giving him a warm hug.

He huffed in annoyance but hugged you back nonetheless. "How much did you drink already? Jeez..."

"Like three drinks." Jeongin laughed as he joined Changbin's side. "She's okay, really. I've seen worse."

"That time at my place?" Minho perked an eyebrow at the younger man.

He sighed. "That time at your place."

You pouted, feeling attacked, and walked up to Hyunjin. "You are such fake friends."

The tall man chuckled before offering you a sip of his drink, which you happily took. Jeongin, however, gave him the side eye. Couldn't he see that you had no alcohol tolerance whatsoever?

"How long have you been together?"

"Oh." Jeongin started. "We aren't tog-"

"Two months." you smiled happily.

Jeongin's brain stopped functioning for a second. Were you that drunk to be saying such lies or were you just stupid?

"Ah yeah? You didn't tell me so." Minho noted before smirking at Jeongin.

"We kept it on the low."

"We did, yeah." Jeongin snorted quietly.

"Interesting..." Hyunjin hummed. "You've got quite a good one."

The young boy coughed in embarrassment and nodded to him as to acknowledge his comment. "I guess so."

"I hope you know the kiss was only for the game." He turned to look at you again and leaned closer to your small frame. "Though I wouldn't mind another one."

Changbin nudged his friend's arm. "Alright, Hwang. I don't mind you flirting but not with someone who's already taken."

"It's okay." you smiled. "Jeongin doesn't mind, neither do I."

"Of course I don't." Jeongin faked a smile.

He really hoped you were only pulling a prank at this point. The way you giggled at everything Hyunjin was telling you didn't help your case. How could you say he was not worth your time only to go all smitten over him the next minute?

Jeongin wasn't jealous, no. He was annoyed. That, or you were making him crazy with your stunts.

"I think we need to talk."

Jeongin shut his locker close and gave you a glare. "You bet we need to talk. Y/N, what the fuck was that?"

"Not here!" you exclaimed in panic as a few students passing by looked your way.

You took his wrist and brought him into the closest empty classroom. He simply followed along. Once you made sure to close and lock the door, you spoke again.

"I'm so sorry about Saturday."

"You better be, yes."

You deadpanned at him. "I thought about something, though."

"Oh no." he gasped.

"I didn't even say anything!" you said in defense.

"I've known you long enough to know that when you say that, it ain't good news."

You rolled your eyes and chose to ignore him.

You did mutter a quick insult and it, unfortunately, did not go unnoticed by your friend. "You're an ass."

"I do have a nice ass."

You grunted in frustration. "Whatever... Anyway, did you notice how Hyunjin was with me at the party?"

"Was I supposed to check that out?"

"No, but wasn't he especially touchy with me?"

He shrugged his shoulders. "I suppose."

"He's only been like this with me after I lied that I was dating you. Even this morning, he offered to buy me strawberry milk."

"Is this going where I think it is?"

You gave him a grin while his face expressed nothing but pure fright. "What do you say about being my fake boyfriend for a while?"

He stared at you blankly, blinking a couple of times as he processed your request. Did he hear you right?

"You've gone nuts."

"Think about it for a moment, please. He's acting as if to show me he would be better than you and I lowkey love it."

"Are you aware that it only encourages this type of behaviour if we do this? Plus, I'd be known as the guy who got dumped for my girlfriend to go to Hyunjin. Not good for my image if you want my opinion."

You pouted. "Please, Innie~"

"No."

"I'll buy you lunch for a week."

"Bribing me with food? Yeah, no thanks."

"For a month?"

"Not working."

Running out of options, you really had one thing left to offer in order for him to accept. "Okay. How about I buy you lunch until the end of the school year and I ask Seungmin to give up his place so we can go to the amusement park together."

This seemed to do the trick as he frowned in curiosity. "You would do that?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure?"

"Take it or leave it, Yang."

With a nod, he walked up to you and presented his hand for you to shake. "You've got a deal."

You grinned mischievously and shook his hand firmly. Taking out a notepad, you showed him the list you had already prepared for the occasion. It was a list of rules, typical.

He frowned as he read through your bullet points. "This is shitty."

"What? Is something missing?"

"It's not that, it's just cringe."

You rolled your eyes as you took your pad back. "It's to make sure that we're on the same page. Look, first point is that we've been together for two months. That's short enough for me to dump you for him to be credible."

"Nice." he huffed.

"Second is the PDA." you went on and ignored him. "No kissing but a few cheek pecks and hugs and holding hands is fine."

"Got it."

"And no one has to know about this. I want this to be as real as possible."

"All of this for a boy." he shook his head in disappointment. "You owe me big time."

Satisfied, you thanked him one last time before grabbing his hand and heading out of the classroom. He stubbled on his feet causing him to almost fall on you but you caught him in time. From the outside, it looked like a friendly hug.

"Starting now." you whispered in his ear.

"What?"

Without adding another word, you broke the hug and dragged him behind you. As much as he was confused, he wasn't that stupid. Soon enough, he realized what you were doing as he saw Felix from afar. And, obviously, Hyunjin was with him.

"Hey, Felix!" you greeted kindly and then held onto Jeongin's arm in a loving way.

"Hey, you two." he smiled. "It was fun this weekend, we should invite you more often to our parties."

"Agreed." Hyunjin affirmed with a smug look on his face. "Lots of fun we've had, Y/N."

You blushed uncontrollably and as you were about to flirt back, Jeongin took his role as your fake lover pretty casually and moved his arm in front of you in a protective manner.

"There are other types of fun, Hwang."

Hyunjin's eyebrow perked up. "Right, my apologies."

You coughed, uneasy, and proceeded to speak to Felix to drift the conversation elsewhere. "It was nice, yeah. We should hang out more."

"We have a little gathering with friends this Thursday if you two want to join. The more, the merrier!" he beamed at you.

"We'll be there."

Jeongin gave you a look as to show his disagreement but you acted as if you didn't see it and waved at the two boys before taking off. Still being dragged by you, Jeongin fumbled in his steps to keep up with your walk towards the exit.

He was starting to regret agreeing with your stupid plan. In all honesty, he hoped it would fail. Because Hyunjin didn't deserve you. You were too good for this world that a local jock would never treat you the way you deserved to be. But part on why he hoped it wouldn't work out was that he secretly wished you were his.

You winced at the pain and glared at Jeongin. He acted as if he didn't just kicked your leg and continued to listen to the teacher. Turned out that fake dating him was much more complicated than you anticipated. He was good at faking, quite impressive actually. The only thing was that he'd make life ten times harder for you. He liked living on the edge and test you. So, once in a while, he'd tease you or say something that could be putting your plan on the verge of being uncovered. And kicking your legs to piss you off was one way to mess with you.

"Jeongin, stop it." you muttered to him after he kicked you again.

He hummed. "Sorry."

There was no hint of apology in his voice and you wanted nothing more but to beat that cute face of his. He knew he was too adorable for you to actually do anything and used it to his best advantage.

Once class ended, he slung his arm around you as you passed by Hyunjin's locker. You were happy to notice the clench of his jaw as he fixated his gaze on your 'boyfriend'.

"Hey, guys." he stopped the two of you. "Are you still coming tonight?"

"Yes, we'll be there!" you confirmed happily. "Who'll be going?"

Hyunjin thought for a second. "Me, Felix, Changbin, Minho... Chan might stop by and I forced Jisung to be there."

"And Seungmin." your cousin added, offended, as he joined the three of you.

You frowned at him. "You're going?"

"They're my friends, remember?"

Hyunjin sighed. "Family problems? I get that... Anyway, I'll send you the address, Y/N."

With a flirty look, he waved you goodbye and took off. Seungmin watched in disgust.

"He can be an ass to be flirting with, not only my cousin, but someone who's already got a boyfriend."

Jeongin embraced you lovingly and gave you a peck on the cheek. "He can do whatever, I know Y/N's mine."

Your heart stopped for a second. "Of course... I'm yours." you coughed.

Jeongin accompanied you home so you could change into a more appropriate outfit. Him already being in a comfortable pair of baggy jeans with an oversized hoodie, your short shirt and skirt would not be appropriate for a cool evening chilling.

"This is too bland." Jeongin commented boringly while you showed him a shirt.

"Everything is too bland for you." you huffed.

He got up from your bed and scanned the content of your closet. "Just take that hoodie."

Your eyes followed the piece of clothing he took and you immediately shook your head. "It's too big! I can't show off myself with that."

He rolled his eyes. "Trust me on this. I'm a guy and I can assure you that a girl in a hoodie too big for her makes her look small and adorable."

You wiggled your eyebrows. "Talking about someone in particular?"

"No."

You didn't insist more as you noticed that it was almost time to leave. You changed quickly and the two of you were off to Felix's place.

The house was heartwarming, which corresponded perfectly to how Felix presented himself as. He led you to a wide living room where most people were already there, Hyunjin included. You clutched onto your 'lover' and waved happily to everyone.

"We are still waiting for our dear Jisung, who is late again, and we'll move to the backyard after, sounds good?" Felix spoke and everyone agreed.

Chan walked back from the kitchen, holding a pack of beers. "Should we get started?"

Since Jeongin drove you there, he refused to take a can but you were more than happy to take it. He warned you to be careful but you played dumb and ignored him. Seungmin gave you a similar warning look from the other side of the couch. Maybe it wasn't so much of a good plan, after all. Especially with your cousin keeping an eye on you.

When Jisung got there, you moved to the backyard and Changbin was kind enough to start the fire with the help of Minho.

"You're the host and you're not even helping?" Hyunjin scoffed at his best friend.

"Fire is dangerous and I stay away from danger." Felix answered with no sign of shame.

As you shivered, Jeongin brought you closer to him to keep you warm. You snuggled into him happily as you watched the fire slowly growing bigger.

"Are you okay, baby?" he asked after you shivered again.

"I'm fine, still a bit cold."

Hyunjin got up instantly and took off his jacket before coming to you. "I have this if it can help."

You blushed and thanked him before taking it. While you laid it out on yourself, Jeongin didn't appreciate what had just happened. Fake or not, he was the one person you'd go for when you felt uncomfortable. Needless to say he's got competition now.

"I'm surprised you invited Y/N." Seungmin said. "Not that I mind her being here, but wasn't it supposed to be a boys night?"

"It was, but it doesn't hurt to keep her around. She's good company." Hyunjin said with a grin.

You blushed again. "Thank you for the invitation."

"Anytime." he winked at you.

Jisung coughed and got up. "Before Hyunjin ends up ruining the night with his flirts, how about we play a game?"

Minho groaned. "What are we, five?"

Chan chuckled. "We are five at heart."

"Talk about yourself."

Jisung yelled to grab their attention, well, more to stop them from arguing for nothing. "Truth or dare?"

"Boring." Felix shouted.

"I have an idea." you jumped in. "I played this with my friends once. One person whispers a question to the person to their left and the answer must be one of the people present. The one who answers must say their answer out-loud and they play rock-paper-scissor after. If the whisperer wins, the person has to reveal what was the question. If the contrary happens, then the question remains a secret."

Hyunjin hummed and took a sip of his beer as you finished explaining, watching you attentively. He didn't know what made you interesting so suddenly, but the simple fact you knew how to keep the night fun was enough for him to think of you as attractive.

"Sounds like tea is about to be spilled, I like it." Jisung grinned. "Alright, everyone understood the concept? Good, who wants to start?"

Felix raised his hand. Minho sitting next to him, he thought for a moment. He smiled wickedly and then whispered something in Minho's ear. The older guy groaned in annoyance.

"Changbin, I guess?"

Felix cackled like a maniac and they played rock-paper-scissors. Minho won proudly, mostly content he didn't have to reveal such an embarrassing question. (You'll never know what it was.)

A couple of turns passed, one revealing that Jisung thought Chan was the most smashable among the group, and it was finally Jeongin's turn. Seungmin whispered something and you could tell by the youngest's face that this was not something in his comfort zone. He gulped nervously and looked at everyone.

"Hyunjin."

This caught your attention, and even more when you saw Jeongin's fist being wrapped in Seungmin's hand as he lost the game. Seungmin snickered evilly and coughed before speaking.

"I asked him who he was jealous of the most."

"Good lie." you mumbled to him, the others not hearing you.

He wasn't lying, though. He was truly getting more and more irritated by Hyunjin's constant looks at you throughout the night.

"Your turn." Jeongin said with a nervous laugh. "You're ready?"

With a nod from your part as answer, he leaned closer to the side of your face. You suddenly became very aware of the closeness between the two of you as you felt his hot breath on your cheek.

"If you didn't have a crush on Hyunjin, who would date here?"

If you thought you were pink before, you were clearly red now. Your breath became unsteady as Jeongin leaned back, staring right back at you. You glanced at his lips for what felt like an hour. Until Chan, who was sat next to you, nudged your arm.

"Jeongin."

You didn't know where the confidence came from but you weren't certain if you were glad to have answered truthfully or not. As Jeongin held his fist up, you suddenly remembered there was a chance he might spill out your crush on Hyunjin, revealing your whole fake thing to everyone. And just to your luck, he won.

He coughed before speaking. "I asked her who is the best kisser."

Hyunjin let out a huff. "She would have said me if she wasn't with you."

While Minho nagged at him for being so carelessly flirtatious with you, you mumbled a 'thanks' to Jeongin. But this was all only the beginning of your mind spiraling into a never-ending loop of questions.

Amusement parks were among your favourite things and you'd always go with Seungmin. It was a tradition you started together. But this year, you promised Jeongin you'd go with him instead. And you couldn't help but feel nervous as you laid out about four outfits in front of you. As Seungmin passed in front of your room, he groaned.

"I gave up my ticket for you to have a mental breakdown in front of a pile of clothes?"

You rolled your eyes. "I'm not having a mental breakdown."

"Well, I've never seen you being so anxious before a date. I supposed you really like him that much, uh?"

You grew embarrassed. "I-I guess I do."

Frustrated, he quickly picked a top and pants before throwing them your way, hurrying you to get ready. You still weren't sure if the combo was good but Jeongin was probably already on his way to pick you up.

And he did ring at your door only fifteen minutes after. You rushed to open it and you were close to being out of breath from how fast you got there. But once your eyes laid on Jeongin, you truly felt like you stopped breathing. He didn't look much different from usual, but you noticed he put more effort into his appearance. Styling his hair back, putting on earrings that moved smoothly with his own moves, rings on his long ass fingers, and an outfit that just proved yet again his sense of fashion: he was simply gorgeous.

He wasn't any better himself as he obviously eyed you up and down. He gulped at the sight as he didn't expect you to dress up for this. He actually thought he had overdoned his look but seeing you, he was underdressed in his opinion.

"You look..." he coughed in his words. "You're stunning."

You blushed. "And you look handsome. Is it a new shirt?"

He checked his loose buttoned shirt and nodded. "I thrifted it this week."

"I like it." you smiled. "Shall we go?"

He held out his hand out as an invite but Seungmin stepping next to you interrupted his action. "Bring her by 9pm and if I learn you two messed around, you're not allowed in this house anymore."

You huffed. "You're in my house."

"And I live here until school is over so I have my say in this." he said sternly before glaring at Jeongin. "9pm."

"Yes, sir." Jeongin answered nervously.

On the ride there, Jeongin let you play your music for once. He usually wouldn't let you do so, saying your taste was bad. He wanted to make the evening about you. Not because he cared, no. He owed it to you, you paid for it all.

You didn't lose a second to get out of his car and run to the entrance of the park, Jeongin having to run after you like you were a child out of control.

"Do you want to start with games or the rollercoasters?" you asked him but gasped when you saw the food stand. "Never mind, I want cotton candy."

He laughed and followed you. "I'll get one, too. Blue or pink?"

"Pink."

You paid for your treats and concluded you could being them with you on a rollercoaster, so you went to a shooting game instead. Paying the man who in charge of the stand, you and Jeongin agreed to get the fox plush if you won. You were baffled when he got it only at his second shot.

"Tell me I'm amazing." he smirked at you.

"You're amazing." you said in amazement before the man gave you the plush. "I'll call him Innie."

"Why?" Jeongin laughed out.

"He looks like you."

Trying ignore the feeling in his tummy, he dragged you to a Ferris wheel, using it as an excuse to finish off your cotton candy. The queue wasn't as long as you would've thought so, before you knew it, you were buckled up next to Jeongin. The seats weren't so cheap nor small, but it still was enough to not make you feel totally secured.

Busy finishing your treat, you didn't look down that much. However, you were quickly left with a paper cone with no candy around it. Arriving at the top, you held Jeongin's wrist out of reflex when your seat balanced forwards a bit too much for your liking. You felt his arm tense so you let go and muttered a small apology.

"Calm down, you're making it worse by moving so much." he said, annoyed.

"I'm trying position myself so our weights are balanced on this." you argued.

He shook his head and laughed. "Look at the guy underneath us. He's alone and he's fine."

You looked at where he pointed but leaned back immediately as soon as you felt the seat move again. With a discouraged groan, Jeongin pulled you closer to him as his arm went around your figure. Unconsciously, you scooted closer and hid your face in his shoulder.

"You're such a baby." he muttered under his breath. "What would you do without me?"

"I'd be falling off and inevitably come to my death."

He chuckled. "You're so dramatic... Cute."

You lifted your head up only to see him already looking at you with bright eyes. You couldn't say anything, his face was simply too mesmerizing. For a moment, you forgot where you were and all signs of anxiety left your body. Slowly, you began to lean towards his face and your breath was becoming heavier.

"Hope you had a good ride!" the teenager in charge of the ferris wheel said as he lazily broke you off the moment by unlocking the security bar if your seat.

Composing your posture, you got off and didn't bother to look at your friend. You only ran to another rollercoaster and he followed.

Jeongin was more than complexioned by what had just happened. The more time passed, the more he realized these kinds of things made him sweat more than it should. This was not what was supposed to happen, you had feelings for Hyunjin. And here he was, starting to fall in love with you.

A couple of rides after, you settled at a table where you would get a good view of the upcoming fireworks. Insisting that you wait for him to go get churros, Jeongin ran off to the stand nearby and scanned the menu. When it was his turn, he ordered two of the sweet snack with a large iced tea that you could share.

"Two straws?" the girl at the counter asked, wiggling her eyebrows at the boy.

Jeongin's face reddened. "Yes, please."

He shyly ran away after paying to get back to you but the warm feeling in his stomach quickly left his body the moment he saw you. Well, not you, Hyunjin. The tall man was smiling widely at you while you looked away in embarrassment. The proximity of your bodies was too much for his liking but he kept his cool.

"I got your food."

You looked up and sighed out of relief. "Iced tea?"

"That's your favourite?" Hyunjin asked, ignoring the younger boy's presence. "Noted."

"She prefers bubble tea, actually." Jeongin retorted before sitting to your other side, sandwiching you between him and Hyunjin.

"So iced tea with tapioca pearls basically." Hyunjin laughed.

You coughed in uneasiness. While this was everything you had dreamed of, getting Hwang Hyunjin's attention, the feeling you felt at this instant was quite the opposite of pleasant. With a small apology, you got up and took Jeongin's hand in yours.

"Aren't you two staying to see the fireworks?" Hyunjin said, eyebrow perked up.

"We have a movie night planned afterwards."

Jeongin gave you a look. "We what? Y/N, you literally begged me to watch the fireworks."

"If you want me to leave you alone for your date, just say so." Hyunjin chuckled. "It was very nice to bump into you, though." he winked at you before walking away.

You exhaled in relief and started to sip your tea from the straw in a very eager way, as if you hadn't drank in days. Jeongin, on the other hand, couldn't help but blink slowly as he observed you. You had just turned away Hyunjin in front of him, for him.

"What was that?" he finally managed to say.

You shrugged. "This is my pay for your services, I can't make you work now."

He smiled to himself. "Fireworks, then?"

You finally looked at him and smiled back. "Fireworks."

A month passed since that night at the amusement park. While you and Hyunjin spent more time together on your breaks, Jeongin was being nothing but the best fake boyfriend. He even took you on a couple dates, saying it would add credibility to your act. And people bought it, even your parents. They told you they were only relieved you finally got with him. Apparently, the two of you were obviously going to end up together.

So it came to no surprise that everyone rooted for your couple. That was exactly what made you question things even more. For starters, you and Hyunjin were growing closer, but purely in a platonic way you'd like to think. Sure, he flirted a lot, but he knew your boundaries and never tried anything more in respect of Jeongin. Second off, you realized you always put extra effort in both your behaviour and your physique every time you met up with Jeongin.

"Ice cream? It's on me." Hyunjin suggested as you walked out of class.

You shrugged your shoulders. "I'll see if I need to meet with Jeongin first, wait a minute."

You headed straight away to his locker, slamming it shut in his face which startled him. He gave you an annoyed look but you only smiled cutely.

"Innie~"

"What?"

"Did you want to hang out after school? 'Cause Hyunjin invited me for ice cream."

He raised an eyebrow. "And you are asking me permission because..?"

"Well, we usually go to your place or mine."

"I won't stop you from hanging out with the guy you are literally trying to get." he deadpanned at you.

Your smile fell as you remembered that the plan was to make Hyunjin interested in you. "You're right, sorry."

He gave you a nod and opened back his locker. You got the message and walked back to Hyunjin who was waiting for you by the exit door. Before walking out, you sent one last glance at Jeongin but he was still buried in his locker, too busy to even notice you were looking back at him.

Hyunjin led you to his car and, being the nice guy that he was, opened the door for you. In silence, you sat at the passenger's seat and waited for him to get in as well. The tide was quiet and the only thing that you could hear was the faint sound of the AC working. It was a couple of minutes later that Hyunjin determined something was wrong with you. You were chatty and energetic all the time, this was not the Y/N he knew.

"Did you fight with Jeongin?"

You shook your head. "We're good."

He hummed. "Did you fail a test or something?"

"No."

He sighed. "What's up with you, then? You're mot acting like yourself."

"I'm perfectly fine."

He groaned. "Come on, Y/N. Your mind is somewhere else."

You shrugged and he took it as a sign to stop insisting. Pulling up at the ice cream shop, you went to find a spot while he ordered for the two of you. It wasn't the first time he went to get ice cream with you, he knew your order. Once he got the two cones, he joined your side and you whispered a 'thanks' before going back to being lost in your mind.

"What's happening?"

You blinked a few times before realizing he was speaking to you. "Nothing, I told you."

He gave you a glare. "No, I know something's off. Please, tell me. You trust me, don't you?"

You hit your lip in hesitation. You couldn't say to him what you were thinking, it would reveal too much of your stupid plan. And it would reveal that you had a massive crush on him. Did you still have it, though..?

"It's Jeongin."

He slapped his thigh in victory. "Knew it. Go on, what happened?"

You hit your upper lip in hesitation. "It's complicated."

"I know I'm dumb, but not that much. I'm sure I'll keep up."

Decidedly, he wasn't going to let go of it. Maybe it wasn't that much of a bad idea to confide in someone about your situation. Maybe a third point of view might help you see clearer things.

"We're not dating."

He stopped eating midway and paused for a moment. "You broke up?"

You shook your head. "We never dated."

His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Care to explain what I've been seeing for the past few months, then?"

"I... We..." you let out a groan out of frustration. "It was my idea. It was stupid, I know, but... Okay, so, I've had the biggest crush on you for so long, now."

Hyunjin choked on his bite making him put the food aside. "You have?"

"Yeah, ask Jeongin if you want confirmation. Anyway, I've never really talked to you before the party at Changbin's house. Then we kissed and when Jeongin interrupted us, the fact you thought we were together made me believe you'd have more interest in me if I was dating someone already."

He chuckled. "You were kind of right to think so."

You rolled your eyes. "Which is why I asked Jeongin to be my fake boyfriend until I could get you."

You certainly didn't expect to see him explode in laughter. Well, maybe you did, but not to this extent. Eyes shut, hands clapping violently, laughs as loud as siren coming out of his mouth... he was almost dying of laughter.

"Jinnie." you whined.

He eventually calmed down. "So you're telling me you did all of this to date me without thinking you might have had feelings for Jeongin to begin with?"

You nodded innocently. "And it's not that you're unlikable. Just, Jeongin and I have been friends for a while and... I don't know."

He let out a laugh again. "Not going to lie, it was pretty believable. However, I've never seen you two kiss so I had my doubts."

"All of this for nothing." you groaned out.

"It's fine, don't think too much about it. I saw it but Felix and Jisung think you are the cutest."

"Do they, now?"

"Yes, and I see how Jeongin looks at you. He likes you for sure."

Your phone went off and you and Hyunjin exchanged knowing looks. He gave you a nod and it was all it took to answer and greet happily the person calling you.

"Hey, are you with Hyunjin right now?" Jeongin asked in a soft voice.

"Yeah but we aren't doing much. What's up?"

He sighed. "I think you should ask him out now."

You froze in place. This was not what you expected him to tell you.

"What do you mean?"

"Ask him out. Tell him I just broke up with you and, I don't know, fake being heartbroken with him."

"Innie, you can't say that."

"We can ignore each other for a while at school to make it more legitimate. Otherwise, go for it. I think he likes you."

"No, but-"

"I'll leave you to it."

You could say anything else, he immediately hung up. Too stunned to say anything, your phone was still pressed against your ear. Hyunjin didn't need to be a genius to know what had just happened and he hurried to sit by your side, engulfing you in a comforting embrace. You slowly hugged him back as a lump in your throat formed. It wasn't even a real breakup and, yet, it felt so real.

Hyunjin was a good friend. He encouraged you to finish your ice cream and offered to go to a park close to the shop to walk and get your mind off things. It did work on a certain level, but not enough to get rid of the heavy feeling. So after a few laughs here and there, he determined it was time for you to go home.

"The sunset is pretty, though." you argued.

"Home. You need to sleep on things."

You hated that he was right. Following him with a hunched back, you went back to his car so he could drive you to your place. He out on some music to distract you and drove away. And it seemingly worked too well because it wasn't until the car stopped that you took notice of your surroundings. Hyunjin had parked just in front of Jeongin's house.

"No." you said firmly before melting into the seat.

"Yes, go."

You shook your head violently. "I don't want to."

Hyunjin huffed. "Well, you kind of have to."

"No."

"What are you afraid of?"

"Rejection."

He deadpanned at you. "He was obviously in pain for letting you go, he wants you."

You shook your head again, like a child. Hyunjin groaned as he stepped out of the vehicle, walking around to open your door. He forcefully got you out and gave you a push on the back towards the entrance.

"Hwang Hyunjin!" you yelped out.

"Good luck." he winked cheekily and lost no time to drive away.

You really wondered why you even liked him in the first place. Looking back, it was only because he looked good. Other than that, Hyunjin was nothing but a pain in the ass by teasing you all the time like this.

You took a deep breath and walked to the front door. With your hand already set to knock, you still didn't move. You weren't ready. And the more you waited, the more you questioned yourself. Was it a good idea? Was Hyunjin right? Did Jeongin really have something for you as well? What if he didn't? Would you still be able to be friends nonetheless? Were the dates only for the deal or were they genuine?

"You're going to stand there all night?"

You jumped at the voice. Drifting your gaze towards the window to your right, you made out Jeongin's figure who had opened it slightly so you could hear him. Closing it back, he walked to the door and let you in. You didn't think it would be this easy. Plus, Jeongin was acting as if nothing had happened.

"Something to drink?" he asked as he was already walking towards the refrigerator.

"Just a glass of water will do." you smiled faintly.

He did as told and took no time in giving you your water before joining you at the dining table. You took a sip to help you speak. How was he so casual with you while you were a mess?

"Your family's not here?"

He shrugged. "They went to my brother's school show."

"I see." you coughed out.

"What about you? I would've thought you'd stay with Hyunjin."

Your face got warmer. "That was the plan but we talked and..."

His eyes grew bigger. "Did he hurt you?"

"What? No, of course not! Just... We talked about you."

He calmed a bit but was still curious on where you were going with this. "About the 'breakup'?"

"Yeah." you affirmed. "Well, partially. We mostly talked about us."

"Ah, so you've confessed?"

It was your turn to be confused. "What? I didn't confess because I don't like him!"

He stared at you blankly for a second. "What do you mean?"

"I do not have feelings for Hwang Hyunjin." you said in a clearer voice.

He shook his head in denial. "This doesn't make sense. Y/N, you've been pining over him for so fucking long. What do you mean by 'you don't like him'? Was this whole arrangement a joke to you?"

"It wasn't! I liked him, yes, but I thought so before we started to go on dates and shit."

He let out a huff. "Yeah, you're totally joking right now."

"Jeongin, I'm not. Yes, I did want to fake date you to be with Hyunjin in the end but I didn't take into consideration that I might have liked somebody else from the start."

His frown only grew. "Felix?"

You sighed in despair. "You, dumbass. I like you, a lot."

It took him a minute to process what you had just said. This was the last thing he thought to hear from you but here you were, confessing that you had feelings for him.

"Shut up." was all he could say.

"I'm serious." you said in a defensive tone. "Do I need to say it again?"

He smirked. "Well, if you insist."

You slapped him across the table and he chuckled at how adorable you were. You could get irritated so easily, he loved it though he knew you hated it when he messed with you.

"I like you too. That day at Felix's, I wanted it to be real so bad, it made me go crazy. You were breathtaking in my arms and looked at peace. I know it sounds weird, but I wanted to kiss you."

You smiled. "What about now?"

He cocked his head to the side. "What?"

"Do you still want to kiss me?"

A grin going from one side of his face to the other appeared and he instantly got up to come to your side of the table. Slowly, you got up yourself and looked at him. You could feel his breath on your face from how close you were.

"I'll let you guess." he said in a whisper.

And just like that, you pressed your lips against his. You knew, from that point on, you were definitely not faking it. How could you ever pretend to not be infatuatedly in love with him?

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[merakiui]

we made it through another week mera!!! I hope you enjoy the weekend :3 drumroll for today's silly question of the day, badumdumdumdum........

worst v best hair in twst (and maybe hsr if u want!!!)

Thank you for all the posts and sharing ur brilliant ideas with us 💗

-🐔

Another week, done and dusted!!!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و please also enjoy your week, my lovely 🐔 anon!!!!!! (Also, I must thank you for always sending fun questions. I enjoy answering them!! >v<)

As for worst and best hair in twst, I will write my thoughts below. I’ll go by dorm, so there is no particular order or ranking. Truthfully, I just wrote my thoughts and simped a lot. ^^;;;

Riddle - I love his hair!!! It’s very cute and red!!! <3 the little heart-shaped ahoge........ he’s the perfect man. The only man to ever exist. orz

Ace - a very fun hairstyle!!! It just looks so,,,, poofy???? Like if I pat his head, his hair will spring right back up because it’s so fluffy??? >_< it’s difficult to describe, but I like his hair a lot. The style suits Mr. Ace wonderfully!!!

Deuce - the color is so pretty!!! Deep navy blue... aaaa so beautiful!!! I don’t have many thoughts regarding his hairstyle, but I do think it fits a lot! It’s a clean, simple style that reflects how Deuce is trying so hard to keep a clean record and become a respectable honors student!! :D

Trey - he’s lucky he’s so good-looking and husband material and that I’m down astronomically bad for him, otherwise I would not be so prone to hyping up his hairstyle. It feels so plain, but then that’s the image Trey has at first glance and I think that's so perfect because you’ll never suspect he is actually quite mischievous!

Cater - I LOVE HIM AND HIS HAIRSTYLE OOOOOOO OTL it’s so fun!!!! The color is also very vibrant!!! But also I like picturing his hair down! All of the artwork I have seen of it... omg he looks so pretty aaaaaa!!! T_T

Leona - HE HAS THE MOST GORGEOUS HAIR AAAAAAAA there’s something about it that’s just,,,,, omg!!!!! Breathtaking. He’s beautiful. So stunning and show-stopping... orz I want to frame him in a picture and always admire him like the artwork he is.

Jack - at first I wasn’t very partial to his hairstyle, but it’s actually very pretty and pleasant!! I like the color (I am not immune to anime men with white/grey hair hehe) and I also like how nicely his ears are situated within his hair. :D it just works so well!!!

Ruggie - rugs..... aaaa he has a cute, messy hairstyle. <3 the sandy blond and the brown is too pretty!!! I could look at him forever hehe. Also his ears!!!! They’re just so adorable. I want to pat him on the head and give him a scratch behind the ears, but I think he would definitely bite me or swat my hands away. ;;;

Azul - ew. terrible tako. worst hair. lame. boo. tomato tomato. >:( (I need him. His hair is so pretty and fluffy and soft and angelic and he is a masterpiece and he has the best hair to run your fingers through while you're making out and the shaved undercut is really cool and I need him and he is so pretty and wow omg he is magnificent and beautiful and best hair.)

Jade & Floyd - I think they might break my ribs if I told them that in the beginning not only did I think they were horrendously unattractive, boring, and unflattering to look at, but I also didn’t like their hairstyle. LOL and now look at where I am.... ^^;;; I have since corrected my ways and now I find their hairstyles very appealing, especially the single dyed strand. It ended up growing on me. I like how even their hairstyles differentiate them and Jade’s explanation of how his hair strand forms a J so it’s easier to tell him and Floyd apart if you look closely at that detail… it’s actually quite cute. :D

Kalim - YES YES YES I LIKE HIS HAIR A LOT!!!!! Another man with white/grey hair who I adore. Every turban-like headband he wears for each of his outfits goes very well with his hairstyle. I just really enjoy it!!! It’s another one that’s hard to describe, but his hairstyle looks so nice and cute. <3

Jamil - his hair…. Where do I even begin? Omg it’s so so sosososososo pretty!!!! OTL the length and braids throughout and even the little metal hair ties(?)/accessories he wears in his hair!!!!! He is stunning. He is the moment. He is everything you could ever want. I’ve always loved Jamil’s hair, especially how long and pretty it looks!!! The color itself is very flattering as well.

Vil - of course I also love Vil’s hairstyle, but this is to be expected considering Vil serves in every outfit and style that ever graces his form!!! He’s so pretty. I understand why Rook hypes him up so much. The soft lavender dye goes so well with the blond!! He is indeed the fairest of them all in my eyes. He’s just so stunning… orz Vil, I am your number one fan and supporter.

Rook - no comment.

Epel - aaaa eppy!!!! For a long while I had his exact hairstyle (and didn’t realize it until I was looking at card art for Epel and was left wondering why his hair looks so familiar), so naturally I love the style!!! His hair looks so soft and pretty, and the purple color is so nice to look at!!!

Idia - OMG HIS HAIR IS SO COOL (or maybe a better word is hot because it's fire)!!!!!!! It's an immaculate hair design... something about fire hair is so amazing, and it's blue and very long!!!! Seeing his hair in a braid in his applepom card continues to feed me. He's so cute. <3

Ortho - like Idia, Ortho's hair is also very cool because it's also fire!!! I find Ortho's entire design really interesting as well. Naturally, there's an explanation for why he is a robot (which is heartbreaking), but I still think it's a very neat character design. And his hair is so fun and bright!!! :D

Malleus - elegant... ethereal... he is beautiful... orz stunning. I bow before you and your beautiful hair, Mr. Horns.

Lilia - I have to appreciate Lilia and his beautiful hairstyle (even if the cut is,,,, certainly something). As someone who also loves to dye their hair neon pink, I must recognize his excellent hair. I also love the little hair strands that curl up to look like horns hehe!!

Silver - I am not immune to anime men with white/grey hair. Silver's hair looks so soft and gentle just like him. He's just so handsome and sweet. T_T like Kalim, Silver could do no wrong. The two of them are the biggest sweethearts in NRC.

Sebek - I genuinely do not know how to feel about his hair, but I think it's styled so cool. >:) he looks sharp. That's the only way I can describe my feelings. I feel as if I will touch his hair and it might cut me. >_< or Sebek himself will cut me before I dare lay a hand upon his head...

Che'nya - AAAA HIS HAIR!!!! Very cool!!!! He looks so scrunkly. No thoughts in his head except mischief. He is so :3c omg <3

Neige - the hairstyle makes him look so kind and gentle!!! I like the color as well. He could do no wrong. orz

Rollo - Rollo, I love you and I could defend you, but not when you're going out in public with that atrocious choir boy cut. But because his hair is white, he becomes even more appealing to me. Thus, I may be inclined to accept his hair. My friends may clown on me for liking him when he has that hairstyle, but he's cute to me. >:( he's lovely to me. He's boyfriend to me. >:(

Crowley - I will not lie....... the crow..... the annoying, cheap, oh-so-kind crow...... he's,,,,,,,,, kind of,,,,,, nice to look at........ although his hairstyle reminds me of seaweed and I don't know why. ^^;;;;

Crewel - WOOOOOOOOOOO forever barking for him. OTL the half white, half black hair... omg he's so cool. I need to be under him.

Trein - genuinely no thoughts on his hair, but he deserves only good things. :D

Vargas - also no thoughts on his hair, but there are thoughts of him and I will not pen them because I am kicking those thoughts away with all of my might.ヾ(｡ꏿ﹏ꏿ)ﾉﾞ

Sam - HIS LOCS!!!! OOOOHHH I ADORE IT!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 all of my love goes to Sam. He has such a lovely hairstyle. The purple as well!!!! <3 he's so wonderful and I need to write for him!!!!!

[stormyoceans]

As someone who doesn't like vice versa I dare you to try make me like jimmysea

SKFGDSKFGSKDGFSKDGF I—i mean if they're not really your thing i doubt anything i could say is gonna make you like them but YEAH OKAY SURE WHY NOT I CAN TRY

let's meet our boys separately first!!!!

jimmy. actor, doctor, babygirl. frankly has my undying admiration even just for being able to juggle his acting job while also studying to become a dermatologist and somehow succeeding at both literally could never be me. people tend to dislike him for his role as wai in bad buddy, but you only need to watch any bts video from the show to see how much he is adored by everyone and if anything that should be proof of the absolute range he has as an actor. avocado enthusiast and self proclaimed extrovert (is he tho. is he really), don’t get fooled by his quiet and responsible appearance, he’s actually the most deranged man in the industry. i still remember the day an anon told me he improvised nomming on his co-star's face and using a pillow to suggest stripping said co-star down and eating him out all in the name of Acting™ because i've never been the same ever since. the me before and after i was given this information are completely different people

sea. actor, athlete, dog dad. you won't get a single objective thought out of me because i am: Disgustingly Fond. debuted with a killer performance in the show 55:15 never too late as a supporting character, the fact that he's somehow still so underrated when he's one of the best actor in GMMTV makes me want to bark bite maim kill. he is an actual ray of sunshine with a smile that could light up the entire world and also the perfect example of an introvert: he has the innate ability to somehow disappear from any social gathering, but if he wakes up in a silly goose mood you will find him shamelessly twerking in front of everyone and being an absolute goofball. he's also a great singer and goes along with everything jimmy does because he is a big Simp™ (who's more deranged, the one who noms first, or the one who noms back, this is the question)

and now onto them as a pairing!!!!!

jimmysea. with a 5 years difference between them, they are actually the pair with the biggest age gap in GMMTV, which could have come in the way of their on- and off-screen relationship, but from what we are privy of i think you can see in every interaction they have that they clearly adore and are incredibly fond of each other. maybe it's because they share the same kind of derangement, or maybe it's because they both are very hardworking and humble boys who always try to give their best, but somehow they work. as the older one jimmy is always there to help and guide sea however he can, but when he needs it sea is ready to step up and carry the weight for him. they may not possess the kind of chemistry that's all sparks and fireworks, but they have a quiet gentle intimate one that makes them look like they've been married for years, which is also helped by their insane ability of looking at each other with so much love and adoration in their eyes it feels like your heart is getting curb stomped against the sidewalk. they don't really know what fan service is and they can go weeks without seeing each other (the drought eras), but when they do hang out they usually go out to eat and swim together (preferably at the pool in sea's condo after jimmy drives him back)

..not sure why this came out as a sales pitch tbh ;;;;;; honestly there are a lot of things i could add and if i were to convince you to like them i should probably send you links to videos and stuff like that but. im not really good with this sort of things ;;;;;; (i guess i could still suggest you to watch their praew interview to have an idea of their dynamic)

in the end all i can tell you is why i personally like them, which is mainly because what transpires of their relationship feels very genuine to me and they seem to be really sweet boys who just stand in their introverted corner minding their business doing their own thing portraying high romance and giving incomprehensible levels of adoration derangement goofiness talent ability skills. THEY ARE JUST SO COMFORT SHAPED TO ME IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY

[mazojo]

Funny money man is here!!

[arcanadreams]

Water Fights with the OM Bros

it’s 90 degrees outside at my place and you know what that means!!! water fight headcanons because I refuse to go outside in the heat in real life asdhgskjdgks

once again i’m only doing the brothers bc i do not trust myself with the dateables just yet lmao

Lucifer:

Literally only agrees to join because you’re so excited about it.

“...If it makes you happy, MC,” are his exact words. Simp.

You did agree to make the game have no points though, to keep things from getting competitive. Both at the advice of Lucifer and because you knew he would not join if there was any chance he could lose. (Also because Satan is a menace but we’ll get to that later.)

When all the brothers are gathered he suggests everyone pairs up into teams. 

“You’re only saying that so you can cozy with M-” Asmo tries to say before being sprayed in the face with water.

“My hair!” “Oh, look at that. I suppose the game has started,” Lucifer hides his water gun behind his legs, but he can’t hide the shit eating grin on his face.

He takes your hand with a “Come along, MC,” and leads you away as everyone splits up.

You two make a surprisingly good team for this sort of thing! He knows the gardens well and also knows where each of his brothers is likely to go. You are quite skilled water water guns and balloons. He’s basically the brains and you’re the brawn. 

He snatches a few kisses now and then when you look back at him excitedly after smacking one of his brothers with a balloon. You’re just so cute!

When everyone is all tuckered out and goes off to shower and whatever, Lucifer hangs back with you to thank you for organizing everything. With a kiss to the back of your hand, he says, “I’ll admit, I was...skeptical, at first. But, as usual, you brought my brothers together in a way I haven’t seen in a long while. Thank you, MC.” 

Mammon:

“I’m MC’s first man, so I get to team with them!” “You’re also literally my boyfriend, but okay hun.” Cue Mammon blushing beet red at the nickname and muttering at you not to call him that in front of his brothers. (He doesn’t mean it; he loves that they know you’re his and vice versa.)

Strategically, the two of you are the absolute worst. But that’s because you’re both just there to have fun!

And have fun you do! You actually get in quite a few fun chases with Levi! He’s probably the most into the water fight out of everyone, the three of you are just running around the gardens pelting each other with balloons. It’s super cute.

Mammon is absolutely the type to yell “I’ll avenge you, MC!” every single time you get sprayed. 

Eventually, you and Mammon follow Levi’s advice and start hiding in places to catch some of the other brothers by surprise. Which would be fine if Mammon didn’t blush super hard and start grumbling because of how close together you were when kneeling behind the garden wall.

You roll your eyes and surge forward to kiss him. He’s so shocked he has no idea what to do with his hands at first. But, after a second of pause, his water gun falls to the ground with a clatter and he wraps his arms around you.

“Get a room,” Is all the two of you hear before Belphie dumps a whole ass bucket of water on your heads. Mammon growls and jumps up to get the youngest before Beel can scoop him up, but you grab his hand and stop him. 

You’re laughing super hard, and the sun is shining on your hair. You almost look like you have a halo...Mammon gives up the chase before it even starts because his MC is simply ethereal. 

“Mammon!” You smile brilliantly at him when you finally stop laughing. “I kissed you to keep you quiet! And then you managed to make even more noise!” 

He just hugs you then so you can’t see his blushing face. Stupid lovely human making fun of him. (He likes it, though.)

Leviathan:

This boy is literally the MOST excited when you tell him your idea. He was in on it from the very start.

He actually helped you get all the supplies! He opens his Akuzon account right away and starts showing you what water guns would be best and picking out huge packs of balloons made specifically for being water grenades. (Definitely had looked all this stuff up before in case he found a LARPing buddy.)

You ask him how much Grimm all this stuff will cost and he tells you not to worry.��“I’ll cover it!” “But, Levi-” He interrupts you with big blush on his face. 

“L-Listen MC. You’re m-my Henry! And I know this will be fun, s-so...I’ll cover it.” You leap forward and give him a hug, triggering a surprised but equally happy screech.

Honestly he is so excited you proposed an idea like that of your own volition. Like...it just makes him feel like all the games and stuff he finds fun truly don’t bother you. You haven’t been lying; you genuinely are interested in the same things as him. It makes him feel so warm.

When everyone is still arriving, you grab one of your water guns and do that cool spinny thing. You know the thing. The cowboy gun spin. You’re like, “Hey Levi! Check this out!” 

BAM. Boy is OUT. So red his face is steaming. That’s the hottest thing he has ever seen in his entire damn life. What the fuck, MC. He is basically frozen on the spot out of sheer overwhelmed-ness as how hot that was. You have to drag him away when the water fight starts. Totally worth staying up all night figuring out how to do the spin trick with a water gun.

Once the action gets going, you two are unstoppable. No one escapes the fight unscathed thanks to y’all. All those late night Call of Duty sessions trained you for this!!

Your favorite tactic is definitely camping, though. You and Levi would pick a spot and hide there, waiting for one of his brothers to come by, and then...ATTACK!

If it actually were a competition, you two would’ve won by a landslide. But honestly, Levi didn’t really keep track. He was having too much fun watching you. You were so mesmerizing when you were in the zone and so gorgeous when laughing as you gave him victory high fives after a successful ambush. 

You let him take a picture of you posing all tough with your water gun and he makes it his DDD background immediately. And his lockscreen so you can protect his DDD from intruders.

Satan:

THIS ASSHOLE. THIS MAN IS THE REASON YOU MADE SURE THERE WAS NO COMPETITION.

If there was any sense of competition, Satan would’ve gone absolutely out of his mind to beat Lucifer. He would make sure to destroy that man’s dignity as thoroughly as possible.

So, for the sake of both him and the eldest brother, no points. No contest. He grumbles about it, but, much like said eldest brother, he still joins because he sees how happy the idea of a family water fight makes you.

 Satan treats is almost as seriously as Levi does. EVEN THOUGH YOU MADE SURE IT WASN’T A COMPETITION, HE DAMN SURE STILL ACTS LIKE IT IS. UGH.

Literally pulls a map of the House of Lamentation’s gardens out of his back pocket??? And puts it on the side of the fountain?? And starts planning maneuvers on it with you??? He pulls a pen out of his SWIM TRUNK POCKETS to use to point with and emphasize his points. You just blink at him. This is your mans. Good lord.

Considering his expert knowledge of the layout of the entire surrounding area of HoL from that map, he actually knows of some secret passages the other brothers don’t even consider. He takes you to them so you can use them to spy on what Lucifer’s the other brothers’ strategies are.

It’s only once you’re creeping around the tunnels that he realizes something: none of his brothers know where you are. They can’t bother you...time to make out.

Grabs your attention with a quiet, “MC” and gives you a smooch. Soon enough he is backing you up against the wall. A water balloon you have tied to your belt pops against the rough brick, interrupting the two of you.

Satan disregards it and move to kiss you again, but you let out a gasp. He’s worried for you for a moment: did you scrape yourself? But when you turn to look at him, there’s a mischievous glint in your eye that he loves to see. 

“My water broke!” You whisper-exclaim dramatically, covering your mouth in fake shock. Satan has to nuzzle his face in your neck to avoid laughing and filling the tunnel with the echo that would alert his brothers. The two of you basically just canoodle in the passages until the water fight is over LMAO

Asmodeus:

Pretty much just to show off how good he looks in a bathing suit to you and anyone else who happens to be lucky enough to witness his glory.

He’s not the best at water fights and ends up using you as a human shield sometimes adjgfkjshf

“Asmo! Stop hiding behind me!” “I am not letting Lucifer mess up my hair twice in one day, darling!”

He comments quite often on how hot you look. Both in your bathing suit and also when in the zone looking for victims to douse in watery fury. You look like an action hero, MC! Have you ever thought about becoming the next Bond? Asmo could definitely pull some hypnotic strings.~

Every time you successfully pull him out of the way of an oncoming water balloon or block a blast of water from hitting, he totally melts. He presses his back to your chest, swooning against you and batting his eyelashes.

“Oh, MC, my hero! My dashing knight in shining armor!” You scoff, but think it’s super cute. You even play into it sometimes and pick him up bridal style.

“The king is looking for you, my prince,” you say once as you lift him, and he actually blushes. Asmodeus, avatar of lust, blushes at a silly pet name. He was not expecting you to get so into the role!!! He loves it, though.

For the rest of the water fight the two of you are basically roleplaying a royal and his knight bodyguard. It is stupidly fun and the both of you have an absolute blast.

“Oh, MC, my darling knight! I have amazing news!” Asmo says after the fight ends. You’re drying his hair off with a towel. “Yes, my liege?” 

“In exchange for your wonderful and dutiful protection, you have been given permission by the crown to court me! Isn’t that wonderful?” He smiles and you throw your head back in a laugh. You lean down and give him a nice, long kiss on the lips before pulling away. “That is absolutely splendid, your highness.”

Beelzebub:

He loves the idea because it’ll get his whole family together and he knows it. He has to carry Belphie out there but that’s normal.

He helped you and Levi plan!! Excited boy. You filled him in when he joined you and Levi for a game night. He totally volunteered to go get some extra supplies from some nearby stores for y’all. So cute.

Once everyone is actually fighting, this boy WILL NOT STOP BEING A HUMAN (demon?) SHIELD FOR YOU. LIKE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TELL HIM IT’S FINE, YOU’RE FINE, HE WILL NOT STOP.

“Babycakes, it’s okay. It’s water. It can’t hurt me.” “But I love you. I want you safe.” O H. O K A Y.

Someone call a doctor Beel just shot MC through the heart!!! He’s so genuine you just bright red and kiss his cheek because he deserve it.

“Well, I guess that’s settled then, huh?” He gives you a big Beel smile and nods, ruffling your hair affectionately.

Y’all get sprayed with water A LOT because your hungry boy is very big and hard to hide. Er, I should say HE gets sprayed a lot because he is a fantastic meat shield and you’re practically dry by the time the fight is over. He, on the other hand, is soaked to the bone.

He still insists on drying you off with a towel, though. The two of you dry each other off back in the twins’ room while Belphie dozes nearby in his bed.

You’re in the middle of drying his shoulders when he just starts talking. “That was really fun, MC. I’m really grateful for you. Ever since you’ve been here, things are always more fun. And you bring all my brother together. Thank you.” 

You damn near burst into tears!!! Ahhhh!!! You sniffle and jump into his nap, wrapping your arms around him. “But MC, I’m still wet.” “I don’t care!! I’m giving you snuggles!!”

Belphegor:

Literally does not give a single fuck about a water fight until he realizes it lets him throw shit at Lucifer with absolutely zero consequences. Then he is all in.

Beel doesn’t even have to carry him around during the fight! Once he is outside and realizes all the shenanigans he can pull, he is perfectly content to grab you by the hand and be the one dragging you around, for once!

You two will probably team up with Satan and Beel at various points. Beel because he’s Beel, and Satan because he and Belphie absolutely set water balloon filled booby traps for Lucifer.

That’s his preferred strategy: set up a trap and wait in the bushes, watching for the target to approach.

He’s definitely the type to yell “Every man for himself!” if someone catches you guys hiding. Unlike his twin, he lets you get totally soaked while he runs away laughing. Dickweed.

You guys have a lot of fun, though!! Seeing Belphie excited is always a treat for you. And, though he doesn’t say anything about it, Belphie also thinks it’s a treat whenever you scheme with him. You don’t join in on his mischief often, so he always cherishes the times you do.

Eventually, after soaking Lucifer thoroughly, Belphie eventually gets a bit tired. You, however, want to keep the fun going. So, just as he begins to dose off in your hiding spot...you spray him. Right in the face. 

He opens his eyes and sees you raising an eyebrow at him challengingly, giggling to yourself. He growls playfully and grabs his own water gun, quickly giving chase as you bolt. 

Being a demon, he’s much quicker than you. But he lets you think you can escape for a few minutes before catching up to you and wrapping his arms around you from behind. 

As you squirm and laugh in his embrace, he feels thankful he joined in on the fight, even if he was hesitant at first. After all, it led to this moment, where he can turn you around in his arms and give you a nice kiss as you melt against his chest.

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Hello! Geto slut here! Obsessed with your writing style hear me out- passionate goodbye sex from Geto before he goes rogue, like, jjk 0 movie rouge. We talking heavy praise, l bombs, body worship, sprinkles of size kink because daddy is a mountain that we’re trying to climb. Y/n doesn’t know why Suguru is putting his everything into each thrust but the stars are aligning the man bun is down it’s just them in the dark going at it and I need some water excuse me.

✧ Notes: 

If there is one man besides Sukuna that I simp for hard, it has to be Geto.

Thank you Anon, I shall unleash the ultimate smut within and bring forth some real juicy smut just for you and all Geto lovers out there.

Have some water, cause this ones going to get thirsty.

I hope I have done justice to this smutful piece.

Also that fact I have watched jjk0 and also read the particular manga parts involving Geto’s past, I am so going to go full ball here.

✧Word count:  5.8k

✧ Warnings:   Smut, fingering, oral, choking, betrayal, penetration, praise kink, jjk 0 spoilers, minor jjk spoilers [Gojo’s past arc]

            ✧18+ | Minors DNI✧

✧ Timeline: Prior to jjk0 events

Geto, the man was amazing in every single way, a sorcerer of his time besides Gojo. Not only did he have style with that hair bun and slight single thread of hair that dangled from his forehead, he also had a kind of killer smile that melted your heart.

That said smile might also be what got you extremely aroused a lot of the time when with him.

And also the fact he was a giant that towered over you. What more could you ask for in a man?

When you received the letter from Geto to meet him secretly at his apartment, your heart thumped deep within your chest. Looking at yourself in the mirror, you had put on the most black and red lacy undies you could find and ensured everything matched from there. Even your eye makeup had to be dark with a vibrant red.

If anything, Geto inspired you in the most lustful of ways. The man just did something to you that no one else could as you blushed and quickly put on a small black silky robe which seemed so casual that not only did it conceal your lustful matching set underneath, it also seemed fashionable even outside.

No one would suspect the things you wore underneath as you did the buttons up and picked up a few things before heading out.

Leaving your apartment you made your way swiftly down the steps, black heels clicking beneath your feet as you gracefully made your way to Geto’s apartment. Each step you took almost felt like you were being picked up off your feet by the wind and floating towards the man's arms.

God that smile, you mentally thought of Suguru as you smiled along the way.

Only when you reached the front of his doorway and raised your hand to knock, did you stop. 

It was like your heart was in your head, you could feel the pulsating sensation within your eardrums as you licked your lips and knocked on the door.

As if having already known your arrival, Geto opened the door with a gleeful smile on his face.

The way his ivory teeth showed, how his lips spread across his face, even the way his eyes looked at you, it was hard to say the man would ever consider anything murderous outside of his work involving sorcerers.

“ My Love!” Geto opened his arms and pulled you into him.

You face pressed against his chest feeling the defined muscle beneath his sorcerer uniform. The musky scent of his overwhelmed your nostrils as you took in a deep breath and clutched onto the man with all your strength.

Geto was tall, he was built well with the perfect body any man would dream of having.

Sweeping you off your feet you let out a faint giggle as Geto pulled you into his apartment and closed the door from any prying eyes. The aroma in the apartment was nice, like cinnamon. There was always something sweet on Geto as you leaned up on all tippy toes, buried your head into his neck and gently planted a kiss there.

Geto lowering down a bit to make it much easier on you. After all you were so much smaller than Geto himself, and even so you tried your hardest to practically climb him to plant kisses on his face, neck and anywhere possible.

It made him softly laugh as he blushed.

Caressing you with his tender hands, Geto stroked your hair and kissed your head.

A soft giggle escaped your lips, you could feel your lungs compress a bit, you struggled to breath a little too. How tight was Geto holding you right now? So tight it was almost as if the man was afraid to let you go and lose you forever.

“ Darling, you’ve got me, I’m not going anywhere” You say, cherishing his touches.

To this Geto let out a surprised hum and eased off the tight hug just a little bit, but he still held you in his arms. Pushing his head against your neck, Geto took in a long deep breath and let out a pleasured sigh. That perfume you wore always won him over, his eyes closed as he leaned against you as if time had stopped still and nothing was going to get in his way tonight.

Embracing Geto like this was really nice though. It was like hugging a big soft teddy bear, a very juicy one at that.

“ I love you so much” The words were soft, like a whisper against your ear as Geto spoke to you.

“ I love you too” You say back and kiss him on the cheek.

For a moment Geto chuckles, he was always so playful like this. How he smiled and closed his eyes at the same time. You truly were so lucky to have him in your life.

Just like an sorcerer, Geto wore his uniform almost non-stop. Big baggy plants, a button up black long sleeved shirt. Someday you swore you would try to get him into a suit. That was a promise you made yourself.

However you understood that Geto had a serious role to play as one of the strongest Sorcerers. Many called him a special grade, you didn’t fully understand that kind of talk, but you always listened to Geto. Always loved hearing his soft and gentle voice against your ear, late at night where conversations can be had in peace.

It made you blush being with someone like this. The amount of times Gojo and Geto had both fought over you in past years seemed childish but a little enjoyable, you had to admit. Yet being all Getos was perfect.

The man had won you over that one time at a fair, you just didn’t know how to explain it besides a picture perfect story book situation. A sunny day, a carousel ride, and he even won you a cute plushie to top it off.

You both just fell into pace with one another, your minds almost similar. Your cute dates at the dinner, cafe or small corner restaurants were endless. Your relationship with Geto was perfect, the perfect dream, the perfect lover.

A sudden smack to your ass brought you back to reality as you giggled and drew a hand to your mouth with a bit of embarrassment as you finally let go of Geto.

“ Sorry Geto, I was just dreaming of all the things we are going to do.” You were bashful as you playfully jabbed Geto in the shoulder with a gentle fist bump.

“ Why Dream when we can do? “ Doing the action back to you, but maybe a little more softer, Geto smiled with the utmost joy.

Gleeful would be how you would describe Geto. All the time he was always gleeful. It brightened your day even when the clouds and thunderstorms threatened a nice day. Geto always made you smile, always made you so happy.

Deep within the Curse user was a lot of emotions, emotions he had learned to mask very well the past few months. 

Ever since that situation involving the star plasma vessel.

One thing he never regretted though, was dating you, holding you and spoiling you in every single way possible. What he would regret was what came tomorrow.

Geto pushed those thoughts aside as he gestured for you to follow him further inside his apartment. Leading you into the bedroom, his soft smile always teetering on that devious side.

There was always such a playful and carefree feeling about Geto as he grabbed you by the hips and swung you onto the bed. Gently. 

Geto never attempted to force anything, your makeouts were always slow and gentle. Tonight seemed a bit different, there was a longing in his eyes as you beckoned him to join you on the bed.

Pressing one knee between your legs, Geto leaned over the top of you, his hands either side of your head. The closeness of this man made you all the more excited as you raised your hands to his hair and undid that hair bun of his.

Cascading down and over his face was his long, luscious black hair. Giggling at your actions, Geto leaned down and gently kissed your lips. So soft and sweet, he tasted like mint and sea salt. You lashed your tongue out across his lips, wanting entrance into his mouth which he did not resist.

As his tongue danced against yours, a sweet moan came from your lips. Folding your hands behind his neck, you pulled him down and against you, feeling the whole of his weight atop of your chest.

Even though Geto supported his weight carefully with his hands, Geto still made sure you also got that pleasured desire you wanted so badly.

“ Geto” You break the kiss “ Why are you so fucking hot?” You bashfully blush as you lick your lips taking in that taste of his.

“ Awe my love, because I am like a god? ” Teasing you back with a subtle shrug of the shoulders, Geto planted a sneaky kiss on your cheeks.

It made you laugh, how sneaky and quick he always was. His eyes began to wander over your body, a single hand moved over your chest and down to your waist where the small sash belt was.

“ Can I unwrap you now? “ Almost begging, Geto let out a low chuckle. 

“ I’m all yours baby” You wrap your legs around his waist.

The heat from between your legs was so hot right now, you just wanted him to fuck you to you collapse. 

“ But first” You place a hand to his chest and push him back a bit. “ Why don’t you sit down and let me do the work for you” Gently you tap the tip of his nose.

There was never any need to please one more than the other, but you wanted tonight to be just a little bit special with how loving and adoring Geto was being. Obliging your request, Geto sat back and moved to the side of you so he rested now on the edge of the bed sitting up right.

“ My oh my, are you putting on a show? “ His smile beamed almost from ear to ear as he spoke.

“ Maybe, baby” You stand up and turn your back to him, looking at him from over your shoulder.

Even though Geto was sitting down, the man was still a giant compared to you. It made you blush again realizing that major height difference between both of you was very much significant.

Carefully you undo the sash, even if your body protested and just wanted to get fucked right away, you also couldn’t help but playing into Geto’s ego. 

The man loved attention, he loved when you were on your knees and begging for him. So why not give into his sinful desires all the more?

Dropping the black silky robes, you exposed your back and turned swiftly on your heels to face Geto. His face flushed a bright red as he took in your features. So beautiful and soft, the man wanted to reach out and touch you, kiss you, and mostly fuck you.

An erection was slowly bulging from his pants at the sudden display of your bare body as he crossed his legs over each other. What a gentleman, he truly was trying to be anyway.

“ Don’t be shy babe!” You coo to him as you approach.

Taking in your matching attire, Geto purred sweetly as you came closer and closer, your scent overwhelming to his nostrils now.

Getting on your knees, you place a hand over his knee and gently push it aside as Geto parted his legs once more to reveal that bulge of his. God it stuck out, you just wanted to tear the fabric away from his body and wrap your tongue around his member.

 Admiring the bulge in his pants, you run your hands over the area and hear him softly moan. Of course you couldn’t be too slutty now, you wanted to tease Geto a little more. Make him want you so badly.

“ Ah! You always have to tease me” Geto said in a low tone.

Leaning back his body a little as it gave you more access, you found the buckle to his pants and undid them with much ease. After all you did have practice with Geto doing such things, sometimes in public at late night when no one was around.

Pulling back the fabric of his pants, you watched as his cock bounced out from the folds of fabric, excited to see you.

“ My you're so big” You purr as you run your hands over his cock feeling the twitch of the member.

Countless times you had seen his cock, but damn every time you were amazed by it.

Closer, you place your face, your eyes darting up to Geto’s keeping eye contact. His face was bright red, just like your own, as he gasped at your touch and warm breath that touched his cock.

God it drove him wild as he let out a low hum sound in delight. Begging for more no doubt.

Flicking your tongue out, you stroke the tip of his head tasting the sweetness of his precum. Like honey it was. You loved to tease Geto, but the man could only wait so long as you took his cock within your mouth and began to suck.

Moving your tongue in a circular motion and bobbing your head up and down, your hand found his balls and gently stroked them with care. 

This was what made Geto so wild, you heard him softly say fuck under his breath, his eyes lolling back and his leg tapping with excitement.

Never keeping the pace the same you sucked his cock hard that it twitched in your mouth, slow then fast, then slow again. You always kept Geto on his feet as he huffed and felt his cock come closer to ejaculation.

You always knew how to make the man cum fast and hard, but you didn’t want that, not just yet.

Withdrawing your mouth, you look up at Geto, a small string of saliva dripping down your mouth.

“ You want more baby? “ You ask, already knowing the answer.

“ Only if you let me spank that ass of yours for teasing” Tormenting you back, Geto snapped his hand around your cheeks, pushing in your face.

Like a doll, your lips pursed out and you softly chuckled.

His hand brought you up and to your feet causing you to be eye level with Geto. His cock twitched with desire wanting more.

“ Turn around,” Geto says seductively.

You obeyed his command as he let go of your face, you turned around and bent over, exposing your ass and showing off that fancy lacy g-string of yours.

“ So beautiful, I can smell how wet you already are” Geto says as he examines your beautiful sensitive area with delight, licking his lips.

A soft and gentle stroke, you felt Geto’s hand run over your rump as he stood up. Then a hard slap comes to your ass. So hard you almost felt the force push you forward a little, you only chuckle and look over at him. Raising your brows as if to say ‘well?’

Another smack, Geto really enjoyed this as he placed his hands over your hips and rubbed his cock against you. Your back arched at such teasing touches, you felt his hot sticky precum run over your skin as he moved his cock gently up and down knowing this drove you wild for more.

You teased him so naturally, Geto was going to tease you back.

His cock having pushed aside the small g-string you wore just for him. After all you wanted to make it easier access for Geto.

Your sensitive area was burning hot red, you wanted him inside of you and inside of you now! 

“ Not just yet” As if having read your mind, Geto gave another hard slap to your ass and pushed the tip of his cock in just a tiny bit, enough to make you gasp at the sensation and thickness of his head pushing into your wet pussy.

Small little thrusts inside of you made you feel light headed as you tried your best not to moan just yet, wanting to save that for later. You heard Geto let out a relieved sigh as he watched his cock dip into your folds of skin and become coated with your juices.

However even Geto knew if he kept going he would end up shoving his whole cock inside of you. He couldn’t have that, not just yet. The moment had to last, Geto told himself, he wanted it to last.

For both of your sakes.

Having teased you back and feeling satisfied, Geto pull his arms around you and forced you to stand up right as he pulled the tip of his cock out.

“ I think maybe the dining room table would be best for this” Geto chuckled as he pushed you forward, guiding you towards the dining room area.

Mind you everything in his apartment was super top quality, like some amazing rich man living in his own personal penthouse.

Bending you over the tabletop, you looked over your shoulder and watched Geto admire you from afar. How vulnerable you were to him, it made him a little crazy.

A fingertip reached down and stroked your folds, rubbing that extremely sensitive bud of a clit you had. Circular motions made it around your clit as you, thus creating a burst of pleasure from within you.

Pulling away his hand, Geto raised his fingertip and licked it, tasting your juices before he leaned down and planted a kiss on your back.

“ I love you” The faintest whisper came from his lips.

Barely audible to your own ears.

Stroking himself, Geto pushed his hips against your ass, you felt his hot tender cock begin to once more rub up and down against your skin, you ached for more.

Coating his erection with your fluids that dripped from your pussy. Rubbing it between the folds as you gasped and gripped the tabletop. 

Dipping the tip of his head inside of you suddenly, you gasped feeling a gush of wetness escape your pussy. By this point you were drenched wet enough as it was and it was this which made Geto so excited. Watching you beg and moan for his touch.

The tip of his head stretched the entrance of your pussy, you heard Geto softly moan in relation to your tightness.

Feeling your warm juices on his cock, that pulsating feeling of your pussy as he gently thrusted into you, inch by inch. Geto forced his cock in a little bit until his thick head was rubbing nicely against your g-spot.

Teasing him back, you clench your muscle walls around his cock, feeling his erection twitch and a slight jolt from Geto followed by a little chuckle.

“ Someones been practicing. “ You hear him praise you.

Arching your back, like a cat in heat, demanding more. You wanted to give Geto all the best access to all the sweet spots within you. His pleasant smile lit up across his face as you held your ass firmly in his hands.

You felt a snap as Geto tore your g-string off, you wanted to protest but damn it was kind of hot having him ravage you like this. Sweet and gentle but with a touch of wildness to him.

Then without warning he drove his cock deep inside of you. Making you take the full length of his cock. Loudly you gasp as you exhale all the air within your lungs with surprise.

“ Good girl!, taking all of me in like that” Another praise, you felt Geto slap your ass again.

Such little praises kind of made you feel rather slutty in such a good way. 

“ Anything for you, baby” You sweetly say, rocking your hips a bit against his cock.

Of course you loved it, Geto being balls deep as he pushed his cock gently against the inside of you, against your cervix. Moving your hips only made his cock move a small bit, but Geto couldn’t let you have all the fun just yet.

“ Be a good girl for me, let me have some fun first” Geto laced the words with pure pleasure.

There was nothing better than being teased and pushed to the edge.

Biting your bottom lip, you let Geto tease you just a bit more before he pulled his cock out almost fully only to drive it back in hard and fast.

Again and again, his thrusts made you get pushed forward. A good idea to use the table, as you gasped from the sudden shock. Each thrust felt like Geto was putting something strong into it.

Like a pent up rage he couldn’t talk about. Geto knew you had no idea about what was going on behind the curtain, but god it felt so good to smash his dick this hard inside of you.

Geto seemed so unrelenting, holding you tightly by the hips to keep you in place. Wild black hair swaying back and forth as Geto gasped out in unison to your moans. 

Such hard, fast thrusts were causing that swelling feeling to build up as you felt an orgasm starting to take over. Your body feeling all kinds of tingles, your clit pulsating, your body feeling as if you no longer had full control of it.  

Geto’s balls smashing into you, hitting your clit causing to stimulate it with the use of his fingertips.

“ Awe look at that, you're already cuming for me. So beautiful” You felt him dip a hand down and stroke you gently on the clit only to pull his hand back and draw it to his mouth once more.

Your hands clenched, digging into the wooden tabletop as you let out a loud moan, all the air within your lungs leaving you as you emitted an audible scream of pleasure. Fluids came rushing out from within you as you squirted onto Geto’s cock. Really fucking hard.

Breathlessly you tried to keep up with Geto’s pace, bouncing your ass to his pace.

Shameless, Geto loved that about you during these moments. In the dark of the night where no one could see either of you. What was more romantic about that?

Pushing his cock in hard against your walls, your ass slapped against Getos hips as he continued to thrust. Never before had he seemed this wild, so lustful. 

Slapping your ass once more, there was much more strength to Geto. Even his hand that gripped tightly onto your hip was sure to leave a bruise in the morning.

Truthfully you liked that. These secretly little markings he left behind.

Geto’s cock twitched inside of you and he suddenly stopped, pulling out without warning making you gasp in surprise. Geto sounded breathless as you looked over to him.

There wasn’t much time to comprehend what was going on when suddenly Geto moved you around atop the table.

Strong hands grabbed you as Geto swiftly forced you onto your back, feeling the cool of the table top. Without so much as a guided hand, Geto drove his cock deep into your wetness as you spread your legs for him.

Your hands feverishly grabbing onto his forearms digging in to his flesh beneath his uniform.

“Geto” You moan sweetly.

The man watches you, he never comes down and kisses you, not once. It was different, there was a longing to each hard thrust as he pounded inside of you. 

His eyes spoke something to you that words couldn’t describe. Geto needed you, at this very moment he really badly needed you. 

If fucking you till your both out of breath was his way of dealing with whatever it was, then so be it. You would let him take you to pound town anytime.

Without warning, you orgasmed again, a happiness flooding you, making your brain go numb and foggy to any other thoughts. Coming all over his cock Geto takes a sharp breath in and smiles. His hand suddenly comes over your throat and gives a gentle squeeze.

Being choked by Geto wasn’t a strange thing, you rather enjoyed being breathless. The man knew how to carefully do it without actually inflicting pain. 

Your body bounced against his, his thrusts full of such force it was so hard to tell if it was natural or cursed energy burning away.

“ You like that, don’t you? “ His cock pushed hard against your inside once more as you gasped in response.

A subtle nod of the head, you let Geto know it was perfectly ok. The man wouldn’t continue on otherwise. 

Even with such harsh and sharp thrusts, you tightened your walls and your legs and heard Geto gasp in response, almost buckling over from such sheer force on his cock.

This time it was his turn to be brought over the edge.

Of course he knew what you were doing to him, your fluids gushing out and onto his cock and down his thighs as well as your own.

“ You really are a dirty slut for my cock, aren’t you?” His hand tightened around your throat only to pull it away and allow you to breathe once more.

Such dirty talk really got you going, you licked your lips and wrapped your arms around Geto as you bounced on his cock.

Geto want this to last as long as possible, holding you in his arms while fucking you as hard as he can. Your weight forcing Geto to be balls deep, what a thrilling experience that was.

 You couldn’t help yourself, you were a dirty whore for Geto, you moaned louder and louder that someone was probably going to put in a noise complaint.

His name rolling out of your mouth as if you were singing in a choir.

Then with all his strength, Geto pulled away from the table balancing you completely on his body.

Against his chest you felt the beating of his heart. So fast and strong, you leaned in and kissed him on the lips. Geto was so wonderful and lustful, in the heated moment of the kiss you forget all sense of reality, biting his bottom lip as he moaned at such a devious action.

You wanted to scream louder but your throat felt parched. Your body and mind was so over bored in ecstasy you didn’t know what was happening. Then you felt your back against the carpet as Geto pushed you down onto the ground, his arms wrapping tightly around you as he continue to relentlessly fuck you into the ground.

“ I’m going to cum inside you” He whispers in your ear, it excites you all the more.

Clenching your walls around his cock, you softly manage to giggle in the process, you knew he couldn’t hold out much longer, not against your pussy when you tightened like this.

Loud moans and gasps came from Geto as he breathlessly panted, sweat dripping down his face.

His lips enclosed over yours in a fierce motion as he thrusted so hard that his balls smashed into your ass and finally unloading all that pent up cum.

Hot and sticky, you flicked your tongue out and rolled your eyes back at the divine sensation that filled you up. Being filled up like this made you orgasm as you squirted onto his cock, breathless and at this point very much exhausted. 

Both Geto and yourself would need time to recover before attempting a round two, but something about Geto didn’t seem that way. He held onto you, gently planting kisses down your neck. It was like a long lost longing even though you weren’t going anywhere.

Was he afraid of something?

You weren’t quite sure as you kissed him back softly now.

For a while you spasmed on his cock, your pussy tightening with each and every little one as you let out the faintest of giggles. Geto really enjoyed this the most. Watching you cum so hard from being filled and yet so exhausted you probably didn’t know what was up and what was down anymore.

Allowing you the time to finally come back from such an overloading orgasm, Geto continued to softly thrust inside of you, keeping his cock rock hard just for you.

“ Geto…” You manage to say weakly.

“ Let me suck you off and clean that mess up I’ve made” You plant a sweet tender kiss on his lips.

Feeling how raw you had dug your teeth into your lips, there was a slight painful sensation. A bit of paw paw on the lips would work well later. But right now you wanted to let Geto know he was your whole world.

Even Geto found himself in a dazed state after sex as he softly laughed and sat back, pulling his cock out with care this time.

You sat up and bent over, you licked and sucked at his cock with such tender care knowing how sensitive he was over such an overwhelming experience. He gasped and jolted a bit with each and every time you flicked your tongue out.

Cleaning up his cum with your mouth, you gave one final gentle suck before pulling away from his cock. Like giving a sweet tender kiss to a lover as a final farewell. 

“ God you're so beautiful” Geto manages to say as he pulls you into his arms.

Gently you stroke his hair as he did yours. Such tender and sweet touches, Geto always made sure you got the best aftercare.

Despite his weakened state, Geto had an idea and sat up.

“ Let me help you clean up” Geto held his hand out as you gently placed your much smaller petite hand in his.

Helping you up and off the floor, Geto brought you into his luxurious bathroom and ran a hot bath.

Every moment he could hold you in his arms, he did. You took a hot bath together, cleaned each other up and washed away any sweat that might have remained. 

Geto wanted to stay like this forever, but even he knew that wasn’t possible. Time was against both of you, more so for him.

At some point, you couldn’t tell when. Geto got you out of the bathtub and helped dry you off.

You felt the softness of the mattress and felt like you were floating.

Pulled into his arms, you pressed your forehead against Getos and looked into his eyes with such kind hearted love.

“ Someday I want to marry you” Sweetly the words come from his mouth as he draws in a long deep breath.

Marriage wasn’t something either of you had talked about, but you had to admit you didn’t mind the idea either. You kiss him atop his head, the taste of his sweat now on your lips.

“ To be all yours? I’d love that. You can surprise me with a ring any day my love” You plant a kiss atop his nose.

You listen to him softly laugh at your gentle affections.

Looking into each other's eyes, you both laid in silence stroking one another, kissing every now and then until you both fell asleep into a long deep slumber.

When the sunshine came through the window sill, you rubbed your eyes and recognized yourself laying neatly in his bed, letting out a giggle as you yawned and stretched out. 

The smell of Geto was still in the air as you looked around for him, but he was nowhere to be found.

No where!

You pouted and cuddled up to a pillow thinking he had just gone on a mission in the early morning.

That happened quite a lot if you were to admit to it.

Must have been urgent. You fall asleep once more only to wake again and realize Geto was not back yet. Guess it really was an important mission then.

You cleaned up in the apartment and got dressed. enjoyed a brisk shower and returned back to your little home.

Maybe, you thought, just to call Geto and tell him how amazing last night was, but it went straight to voice message.

You didn’t think anything of it.

The next day the same thing, and again and again. For a week, you began to feel sick and concerned. Your stomach churning as you knew in your heart something terrible had happened.

And then finally that day came.

A knock at the door, you thought it was Geto as you danced towards the doorway and opened it, a gleeful experience across your face.

Gojo stood before you, his glasses loosely sat on his face towards the end of his nose. His head lowered and his posture appeared slumped. 

Immediately your heart dropped as Gojo pulled a letter out from his pocket.

“ He’s gone…” You heard Gojo fight back the tempting idea of crying, a tear was all that trailed down his face.

Gulping back a nervous lump of saliva, you took the letter and looked at it before looking back at Gojo.

“ You don't mean that…You dont…” Your mind refused to accept this.

Whether death or something else, Geto wasn’t the type to just up and leave. Not without you!

“ I’m sorry” Gojo said and slightly bowed. “ I really am…I tried to stop him from leaving…I really did…but all he left behind was this letter addressed to you” Those last words didn’t make sense.

Where would Geto go? Why would he leave? Why did Gojo try to stop him?

Your heart felt like it was in your throat. You didn’t know if you wanted to be sick or pass out.

Gojo turned and left as you watched the white haired man's back slowly disappear. You did your best to fight back the tears but it was pointless.

A swelling sensation filled your throat, like a sudden tightness as you closed the door and collapsed to the ground. 

Quivering hands feebly opened the letter.

Everything was explained, you cried, you cried and scrambled and banged your hands against the ground.

That was why he really fucked you so hard and made you cum so good.

Geto had gone rogue…He had left Jujutsu high, left the sorcerer society behind and all for what? 

Geto wanted to make the world a better place, he was doing the right thing, you tell yourself again over and over trying to make it sink into your brain more and more.

As if it was acceptable.

He called humans monkeys, but not you, you were different, the light in the darkness was what he said you were.

Why couldn’t he have kept you by his side?

 It was simple, because keeping you by his side meant having a bounty on your head and it also meant being hunted down by the likes of Gojo.

Your heart broke, you knew Geto was trying to keep you safe but why did it have to hurt so badly?

You understood, even if you hated it. Stagger to the lounge you grabbed one of the uniform tops you had pinched from Geto not long ago.

You pulled the fabric to your face and cried into it. All you had left was this…all you had left were those memories and the letter.

[kkusuka]

(i had to repost lol- it wasn’t showing up on my page)

this the request: part 3 of thiccy gf hcs ??? with kuroo, terushima, sakusa, and daichi and/or atsumu 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 i must be fed

i understand your need for them

and as a member of the thunder-thigh committee, i am happy to write about my fellow sexy women! (another 4:56 am ramble i refuse to delete)

part one

part 2 <3

i mixed this with this ask ;  Pt. 3 of the thicc af gf with Aone, Osamu, Kyotani, Daichi, Kuguri, and Terushima plz? 🥺

this got wayyyyyyyyy long

4, 685 words. my finger slipped?

Kuroo tetsuro

this guy has been trying to get you since first year

he’s that dedicated

and you didn’t even notice, he was just a flirty friend who helped you with science

(even when he would practically put you in his lap while he went over things)

lo and behold, he finally got his chance during the third year culture festival

yeah as in he waited a whole three years for this

Eh, once again, had a whole pan to make you see him as your great future husband, aka the haunted house (a good excuse to have you hold onto him)

He has to give it to class 2-4, the did a damn good job, it was scary

Long story short you fell on top of him, boobs in face hands-on ass

~heaven~

Mans actually asked you to be his girlfriend right there, groping you and murmuring between your boobs. (he wouldn't have gotten up if the next group wasn’t approaching.)

From then on he’d literally do anything for the ass

He’s a big simp and we all know it.

Like When you wear shorts he has to ‘pull them down’ aka feel you up while pulling the hem of your shorts down ever so slightly.

Or when he gets on a knee right behind you to ‘tie his shoe’, but the school shoes have no laces.

He could be a bit more creative and he wanted to look under your skirt.

When he wants to cut the bull shit he’ll just lift the back of your skirt and rub around for a but, to hell with all the other kids in the hallway.

(did I mention that he puts things on the highest shelves so he can walk up behind you and practically dry hump you.)

Speaking of simp nation

You can't really wear anything without setting him off

Shorts drive him absolutely nuts, it's insane. But it isn't his fault that most of your shorts are spandex that cut off right at the beginning of your thighs, it's like a homemade booty lifter. He just can’t help but wanting to cop a feel.

Or the color red in general. It is ridiculous, the guy rips everything when he tries to take it off too. So that stunning red cocktail dress with the lace-up sides was not unwearable, and you only had it on for like 2 hours. And that was only because it was a friend's 18th birthday party you were both invited to.

(thanks to kuroo not letting you out of his arms you both were late and left early.)

((in his defense you looked like a full course meal and it was giving him severe blue balls, and he’s only seen you for a few minutes))

Halloween, you know. the one night you could dress up as anything. any you decide to go as a cat-girl in a maid costume. And you expected him to just take that sitting down? Hell no. the red thigh highs AND the corset middle? You're lucky it lasted as long as it did.

That my dear was bravery. His color. A cat. And a short skirt. With thigh highs!

And so, he did what he did all those other times, dragged you to sit on his lap, and opening your thighs, and like a good girl you’ll let him

If you could already tell, he gives no shits to whos watching, let ‘em see (they really never do but you get the point)

He’s also a prime thigh groper, especially when he wants to keep your legs open, he also loves thigh hic

Terushima Yuji

Another shower-offer

You were already he's so why can't he let everyone know?

Speaking of you being his, he doesn't tell people how you guys don’t together, with good reason considering you practically beat him up

Not really but that’s what he calls it, basically he tried to get with one of your friends at a party.

She just happens to not be interested in men and has a wonderful girlfriend, so she was uncomfortable but couldn't tell him to leave her alone

So you took fate into your own hands, literally, you stole Fate from class 3-2’s drink and poured it on him before slapping him and telling him about how he was a pig.

And he fell in love, you looked like an angel, a really hot angel, it didn't help you were in a white dress either

And from then on he literally once or twice, got on his knees for you, asking to give him a chance.

Honestly, it got annoying, so you just agreed to make it go away. It did, but you also gained a perv of a boyfriend who has an insatiable love for your lower half

He’s a simple creature, do take caution of his fragile being

So that means all those times you bend over in front of him he was slowly cracking and trying to figure out where the nearest storage closet is.

He thought he was having heart palpitations when he saw you in the damn dress again, apparently, he didn't see all of it. Specifically the v-neck top, and the fact it only went to the end of your ass. Needless to say, he made sure to walk behind you on every staircase that you went on

Another set off is yoga legging, like the lululemon ones, that people wear all the time. They fit you great, really really great. They were supposed to work out in them???? Why were they so skin-tight????? And he also figured out that you wore things because of them. Instant nut.

How you ask, simple.

One time he saw your underwear line through the pants and he pointed them out, they did make it seem like your ass was super soft so he saw his chance and took it.

So the next time you wore them and he didn't see the lines he was like ??????

And thus began the “Yuji hunt for lineless underwear” and he found the thongs

And you received the fucking of your life soon after.

Oh! And there’s any time you go to the beach. Literally every time.

No cap.

The first time was when you wore a red one-piece and he practically went feral. It wasn't really a one-piece if it was see-through and had the lowest neckline on the planet.

Everyone was looking at you.

He practically fucked you on the beach but held off until you got back to the hotel room.

He’s way more forward when he wants to fuck, if you could imagine. He’ll just walk up to you and tell you he wants to get some, like right now.

If you can even ignore him, he’ll throw an arm around your waist and grope around your legs, all the way to the apex.

It is also not below him to try and get you off while still wearing underwear that he will be taking after.

(i didn't say anything about his stash off orgasm ruined underwear? My bad.)

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Going beyond the fact he even has a girlfriend, y’know considering, but the fact that no one knew who you were until you showed up at nationals to cheer him on

(atsumu was even starting to think that you didn't exist and that poor kiyoomi just imagined you up, so can imagine his shock when you ran up to said boy after they won)

The whole dating thing wasn't the shocking part; it was the fact that you looked like you walked off of the Milan runway.

And you were wearing leggings and sakusa's jacket, all of a sudden everyone was interested in how that happened

It was a kind of a boring story, someone had spilled coffee in a shop that you both happen to be in

And he watched you offer the man the same disinfectant wipes that he uses!

And in the most sakusa way possible he followed you out of the shop and tried to talk to you.

An exchange of numbers and many awkward conversations (and boners) later, you were a couple.

Back to that hug, like the many others, he's let you have, it’s all just to feel how soft you were

But poor touch -starved sakusa doesn't know what to do with any of these pent up feelings.

And he has a loooooooot of them.

Multiple occasions have shaped the poor germ-boy into the horny-tornado he has become

so he’s not really into what you’re wearing, it’s more about what you’re doing

like when you wore the mask he bought you to one of his games, and you wore one of his alternate uniforms, but the kicker was how you stayed away from everyone and didn’t let a single person near you (or his shirt)

or when you helped him clean his dorm when he was doing his weekly deep clean

or when the two of you washed the dishes while trying to do one of those “try not to sing” challenges

(is it normal to get a boner when your girlfriend helps you clean? no?)

but, as much as he tries to remain emotionless on the subject, there are multiple exceptions to the “it’s not what she wears” whole thing

Like that violet puffy skirt, you wore to a study fate, the one with the white sweater? That one, the same one that he could see your panties, from anywhere he sat. and Every time you got up you would have to smooth it down to make the creases go down, but it was only ever really giving him a good idea about the shape of your ass.

(if he sees you in that skirt again he’s just going to fuck you in it)

The lesser-known horny-inducer, since he made you take it off within the first five minutes, was a dress! What kind of dress? A neon yellow see-through mesh dress. The bottom wasn’t what got him though, it was the fact that your white bra was clearly seen under the mesh top. Or maybe it was the way the skirt made your waist look super small, and how your hips looked so round and squeezable.

Yeah, no one else could experience you in that.

Not to sound like this, but sakusa is still averse to touch

BUT BUT BUT

That goes out the window when he wants to dance the devil's tango with you.

Mr. His way or no way shows up,  he does it every so slightly different

If it’s just the two of you, he’ll put a hand on your shoulder and he’ll push you to your knees. And he’ll pet your head and tell you what’s about to happen and advise you to listen like a good girl.

But in the instance you are in the presence of others, he’ll stand behind you and bring you super close to him, ass to dick. (maybe he’ll grind into you a bit, just to convince you to follow him) and he’ll throw a few words in about how much of a bitch in heat you are for getting turned on in front of all of these people.

It’s best to just do what he wants before he makes you cum in your underwear.

Daichi Sawamura

oh my

you guys are the power thigh couple

powerful and defined mixed with soft and pillowy

In Fact, that’s literally how the two of you met, thanks to Tanaka and Nishinoya of course.

(let’s just pretend karasuno has a cheer squad, and you just happened to be the captain of said team)

So basically you were doing a favor for the student council, and you were supposed to ask how many third years, managers included, were on each team and each club in the school

Easy! Turns out not so much. You were still in your cheer practice uniform, which was the shortest spandex ever made, and a Karasuno school t-shirt that was ever so slightly too tight.

Anyway, you make it to the gym and open the door, and the little one, Yachi, saw you and literally screamed. (she was right by the door), and that alerted everyone else in the gym, which led to the bald boy and his short companion pushing you further into the gym.

But in the better sense, it did gain the attention of the captain! Just the exact moment he was in front of you someone pushed; your back and within a second, in some miracle like way, you both ended up on the floor and he ended up planked on top of you with a leg between your spread thighs.

Almost kissing nonetheless.

Then, like the gentleman he was, he got off and asked you if you alright and kneeled down and let you use his shoulder to try and stand back up.

You did get up, for a split second, Daichi still kneeling letting you use him as a step stool when a certain red-head was flung right into you and you went toppling forward.

Onto Daichi.

Onto Daichi's face.

Your thighs around his head.

His hands-on your ass.

Hand in his hair.  

He could sit there forever, you were frozen, everyone else was frozen.

You eventually climbed off and asked how many third years there were. But he just sat there, his hands hadn’t moved either, luckily Suga answered and you were on your way.

And Daichi still didn’t move, after that incident, you had begun to see him everywhere, and eventually, he just cut the shit and asked you out.

Daddy Daichi likes seeing you in literally anything from sweatshirts to lingerie.

His favorite was the brown buttoned pencil skirt and the white blouse, that you wore to a date. You were kind of overdressed for the ramen shop and after a walk, but he didn't even care. He was so thrown off by how turned on he was he couldn't speak in full sentences.

An example:

“Yeah, the food here is- boob, I-I mean great, not boob, great, yes, great.”

The second.

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.

.

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Was a bathrobe.

Can you see where I'm going with that? Simply you look hot.

His favorite part of the night was ripping it off of you.

And like the first time you met, he had his head in your thighs <3

Atsumu Miya

You met poor atsumu at a party.

He tried to shoot his shot, y’know he sees a cute lady he’s just gotta try and show you what you could be getting

he had it all planned, he was going to walk up behind you and run his hands over your delicious curves and ask you if you were in need of any help

he doesn’t take into account that a having a random guy just start groping you and pressing himself behind a girl was panic-inducing

so when he dropped your waist, you freaked out and may or may not have punched him in the dick

while he was in a. world of pain you age to figure out what the hell had just happened to you

then you noticed him on the floor, and when he noticed you looking at him he put this forced cocky smirk on and gave you a “how you doing”

You took pity on the poor creature and helped him up and got him some ice, then conversed with him for the majority of the rest of the night.

And he just hasn't left you alone since

(and, you learned this far later, that he went so far to tell Sakusa and Kageyama all about you and how amazing you are, and has even sent them- more than one- picture

But in other news, he’s very horny

So really all that means is he always has his hands on you

Like during practice breaks when you're allowed to come down and talk to him for a bit, give him some things, but it normally just consists of him sitting on the bench and you standing in front of him.

While his hands rest on your hips and his face is shoved into the valley between your breasts, and he just sits and listens to you as you brush a hand through his hair.

Or sometimes, if he had been having a rough time, he’ll just have his hands under your skirt and he’ll feel around for a bit while grumbling about how people cant hit his sets

But for being the possessive bastard he is, he sure likes letting you wear all those outfits

Like the booty shorts and tank top, you wore to bring them food during the summer training camp. That same camp that the two of you disappeared at and he came back looking like he had won the lottery.

Or the cute little red dress you wore to your anniversary date? The one that made him have a hard-on the entire time you were at dinner. He knows the waiter remembers, he also bets the waiter remembers seeing him fucking you in the car when his shift was over.

And that time you wore his jersey to bed and sent him a picture of it. It was such a good picture that he made it his lock screen for everyone to see.

He just likes looking at you tbh.

Aone Takanobu

you guys didn’t meet in some weird perverted way, it was actually really cute!

Not to sound creepy but he knew that you were in the garden club because you sat right in front of him in class

And since he didn't talk to anyone else in that class he was just content with listening, and so there he was

Standing outside of the garden club door holding his withering basil plant. Lost.

Lucky for him you were walking down the hallway and greeted him, looking all pretty and cute

You did help him realize that he was overwatering the basil and within a few weeks, it was back to life!

From that first time on, he came to the club room with you twice a week and walked home with you, just listening to all the random plant facts that you had harbored in your mind.

Eventually, with the help of the team, he asked you out, and you hugged him and said yes, and that was the beginning of the “oh god, y/n is way softer than I thought”

So he really just tries to be near you or be touching you at all times  

(i am also a firm believer that he likes to slow dance to classical music in your living room)

Like during lunch periods when you sit next to him and the second you finish eating hell push you to lean against him

And he’ll rub small circles on your hips and give you small innocent gropes

Or how he hugs your waist when you're doing literally anything, and he puts his head on top of your head while swaying

I can also tell you that Aone is a good singer

So he hums to you (I'm uwuing over my own headcanon lol)

He also really likes just running his hands along your body, so he likes when you wear the one-piece dresses so he has smooth sailing down your body

As a man of little words, he clearly has a more physical approach to getting you on the horny train

What I am trying to get at is that more often than not he literally just picks you up and carries you away.

Of course, that leaves you to come back to whatever you were doing.

That is after the cuddles and after sex ‘conversations’ about the dumbest things

Basically, he likes to hear you talk and he really likes being near.

Osamu Miya

He knew who you were

With a brother like atsumu, who never shuts up about you, it's hard not to

(Osamu is pretty sure atsumu had a picture of you next to his pillow. ew)

Anyway, the two of you just happened to share the same lunch block, and it also just happens to be the only period block that he was alone

No teammates and no especially close that he could hang out with

That meant he could either study or eat

Had he chose to eat, only to be met with the fact that atsumu had drained both of their lunch accounts for his flavor of the week

Poor baby stood there for a while just processing what was the worst news of his life

When you, a true angel among the evil, said that you would graciously pay for his food so that he didn't outlook so sad anymore

If he wasn’t holding an armful of onigiri he would have fallen on his knees and begged to whatever god was out there to let him keep you

But he settled for thanking you and spending the entire period with you, he even offered to share (for the first time in his life)

You complimented him on his flavor choice and he decided to keep you

He made sure to share his recipes with you and you tried to do the same

And somehow that evolved into you guys going on dates, much to atsumu’s distaste, and you guys were totally hitting it off

Osamu was your official biggest fan, he loved everything you do

But that means he wants to stay your biggest fan, and he knows that you’re pretty well known for boys thinking not so innocent things about you

Again being brothers with atsumu gave him this little sadistic streak

He lets you wear all of the revealing outfits and the bikinis, all for everyone to see

Everyone to see what belongs to him

Like at suna’s party he let you wear a black mini-skirt and a white off the shoulder long sleeved flowy shirt.

You looked good, and all the guys staring at you proved that point tenfold. Three guys had come up to you and tried to get you to go upstairs with them. And it was almost immediately shut down when they noticed the act you were sitting on your boyfriend.

Speaking of, he almost always has you in his lap.

Aww, cute! Not, he like grinding you down on him, that's also why he likes having you wear skirts, easy access to your ass, also a nice way to ensure that he could get more than a few gropes in when he wants

No, it's definitely the way he made you wear thigh highs to school one day and the shortest skirt you owned (like a school skirt) and walked behind you the entire day.

And he just reached behind you and lifted your skirt for the whole hallway to see, but mostly for him

He waists no time when he wants to fuck, he’ll just walk up to and open your legs while making out with either you or your neck.

And yes he has done that in front of atsumu

Who was warned to stay out of their room for a while.

Not to mention all those times he convince you to go to school with no underwear on just for the fun of it

(I didn't tell you this but those off the shoulder mini dresses drive him wild. On graduation day he pulled into a closet and had his way with you. I mean he did say that if you wore that dress he was going to do it, buuuuuut y’know….. yolo)

Kyotani Kentaro

We all know he’s a fighter, which means he gets hurt a lot, which in turn makes him a frequent face in the nurse's office

And who happens to be the nurse's niece? You of course!

And right after school, when your aunt takes her break and leaves you to take care of the office alone

Right after school is also when Kyotani always comes in.

(it’s not like he knew that you would be there alone, and that meant that you had to deal with him and heal him up. And it also is not like he started the fight so he could come here and see you. No not that)

Who am I kidding it was like that.

It was totally like that.

Your hands were just so soft when they put the bandages on and you have to bend down to get the wrapping.

He had a crush, that's what iwaizumi said, and after googling what the symptoms of a crush were he was sure

So with the help of the third years, aka Oikawa just having Iwaizumi repeat what he wanted to say, they had a plan

And the next time he was in the office he asked if you wanted to see a movie with him, it was so cute and he looked so shy

It would have been perfect if after five seconds he tried to take it back, you still went on the date with him though

He was happy.

Angry boy likes hugs

And yes he does, no objections

So when he’s upset he’ll make these grabby hands at you and have you come over and stand with him

He shoves his chin on your shoulder and his hands squeezing your waist and you’ll rock back and forth until he calms down.

He’s also very aware of what you wear

Like how your skirt perfectly frames your legs. How the socks you wear make your legs look 10x longer, and make you look like you’re walking like a model.

Or the dark blue leggings you wore with his alternate jersey and you were cheering for him!

But nothing and I mean NOTHING gets him better than when you wear spandex shorts and one of his shirts. He goes feral every time.

This man is the CEO of picking you up and placing you on his lap, straddle style, and just going ham on you

Not to mention that sometimes when he’s really tired he’ll have you just sitting on his lap while he plays with your thighs

(he also likes playing with your waist and stomach, but he doesn't realize that he’s talking out loud so you can hear all of the “so soft”’s he lets out.

Kuguri

You were one of Mika's close friends so you were always just kind of around

It was a little get together that Daishou threw that really made you two close

It was a weird drinking game of sorts, and it had these teams, and you were out as a pair!

Somehow throughout the game, you guys got side-tracked and just ended up talking to each other the rest of the night

Eventually, you were convinced to go on a double date and the rest was history

He didn't even pay attention to what you wore that much until he heard a few rando kids in the locker room talking about it.

And that’s when he started thinking about just who he was dating

He first realized how round your ass was. Is it normal to look that good in leggings? No one else has ever looked that good to him. With that came his obsession with just touching your butt. He just grabs it or he’ll stop you from walking and palm it. Or he’ll rub circles into it.

(it's cute how intrigued he is by your butt)

Then came his obsession with your thighs. Mostly the way that they spread out when you sit. He didn't even understand why they were just so mesmerizing. They were so squishy too. He likes how they look in his hands-

Lastly was the waist thing. You aren't even sure what it is. He just likes putting his hands on your waist. Like a prom picture. Sometimes he’ll squeeze or run his hands along your sides. But he’s mostly stationary.

He also has this habit of just opening your legs and laying on your stomach.

He is just so into how soft you are.

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another helping of living w/ bakugou thoughts:

pls i am so sorry, i feel like i bombard y’all with these constantly, but u don’t understand, he literally lives in my brain full time

- if you’re rolling your sleeves up, to wash your hands before dinner, he’ll whack your hands away and do it himself. very much “you’re takin’ too long, idiot. i wanna eat already. let me do it.”,, don’t be fooled tho, you could do it in 2.5 seconds and he’d still open his mouth. bc it has absolutely nothing to do with u and everything to do with him wanting to be close to you

-ik he watches the mha equivalent of the history channel. i just know it. dude is a grandpa at heart, n im so confident he would 100% sit down and watch a 3 hr docu on like, old weaponry or some nerdy shit

-bakugou is annoyingly arrogant, but only about things that don’t matter. like, he’ll fully sit in front of you and tell you he’s stronger/faster/smarter in passing conversation,, but when he does actually impressive shit??? the man clams up. absolutely clams up the second you praise him, trying to brush off whatever ridiculous feat he just pulled to protect u with a “It’s not that big a deal, shut up about it already, dumbass.” 

- pls mans is an absolute simp. u ask him to do something and he’s on his feet in a second. ofc he’s complaining but he’s also then following that up by doing things you didn’t even ask him to do. fan behavior honestly.

-when you’ve had a bad day, he’ll make u food and throw blankets in the dryer for u. don’t expect much verbal comforting from him, bc obviously, but he’s pretty good with actions. you always feel a little warmer after he’s wrapped you in a blanket n fed you something ungodly spicy

- i have absolutely no basis for this but ik he secretly watches kids movies. like, if it’s animated then he’s there. ofc no one is allowed to find out about this ‘embarrassing’ behavior tho, except maybe you. maybe. if you accidentally happen to see it bc he’d never tell u himself.

- he’s a beast to wake up in the morning, but he’s a lot more easy to convince if u pet his hair. or rub his back/shoulders. maybe even kiss his neck. look, u cannot tell me that he doesn’t want to be absolutely coddled in the morning- especially when he can get away with it so easily. 

-bakugou always pulls ur legs into his lap if u sit down next to him. pls he’s so weird, he’ll just like, tap his fingers on ur calves absentmindedly while he’s watching tv

-he probably created a playlist of songs ur ‘allowed’ to play around him. meaning, it’s only the songs on ur phone that he likes 🙄

-bakugou always takes his work phone calls outside. like if his phone rings he’ll just stand up n walk tf out the door to take it. even if it’s cold. u ask him once about it n he just “Work stays at work. This is my fuckin’ home. Now shut up about it already.”

-you’ve never once seen this man wearing socks around the house. don’t ask me, i cannot explain this whatsoever, but i just kno this man walks around constantly barefoot 🤢🤮 unfortunately.

-he’s like, the most functional person ever in almost every aspect, but the stuff katsuki is bad at?? pls he is hopelessly bad. like, lets say art stuff. omg he just doesnt have the patience for it, okay, so say goodbye to any dreams of cute lil couple’s crafts. like, he’ll sit there while u do yours, but his will look like utter shit

- during the week, katsuki is either at work, training, or at home. pls, he works so hard during the day that i highly doubt he’s anything but an absolute homebody during the work week.

- bakugou gets pissy if u re-arrange any of the furniture on a whim. pls he likes comfort and familiarity n if he stubs his toe on the stupid coffee table one more fucking time, he’s going to scream

-its a rare occurance,, especially bc of the crazy hours he works,, but bakugou rlly likes making dinner for u to come home to. he just likes to feel like he’s taking care of u tbh

-he still goes to bed at like 8:30. or thats what u think, but rlly he just goes to sit in your room and have some time to himself for a bit. as much as he loves u, he prob still needs some alone time to recharge

-bakugou takes meticulous care of any plants u have in the house. like he’ll water them on a strict-ass schedule, n preen them when necessary. pls the way he’ll curse them out if they even dare to wilt under his care?? very much “What the hell, you bitch? ‘m doin’ everything fuckin’ perfect! Grow already!”

-katsuki is such a little bitch when he’s sick. he’ll be running like a 103 temp, brain literally melting, and still trying to get up and work out. the only way u can get him to chill the hell out is if u take a nap with him. ofc that means u always get sick too,, but hey- lil sacrifices right??

-he never lets you get the door. like, if there’s a knock n neither of u knows who it could be,, pls he’s on his feet so fast. waving u away n looking thru the keyhole w/ sm suspicion

-he has his spot on the couch, n u will not find him sitting anywhere else. like, that’s his spot. u better pray for anybody who mistakenly takes it

-bakugou doesn’t like dirt or grime, so he won’t allow you or himself, to sit on your bed with clothes that have been outside. like, even if you’re just sitting on top of the covers, he’s gonna throw a fit and demand you change your clothes first bc “No way in hell am I gonna let your dumbass dirty up my bed.”

-katsuki rlly likes when it storms outside. he’ll go sit in front of the window and watch the rain, sipping on a warm drink while he waits for more thunder. 

-living with bakugou is incredibly frustrating, bc he’ll just show up with new skills all of the goddamn time. like you’ll be like, “hmm i’d love to remodel the bathroom someday”,, and the very next weekend bakugou is meticulously re-tiling the bathroom floor by hand, probably also painting the walls in a new color, maybe even installing a new sink just to spruce it up. n then he’ll just present the entirely new, upgraded room with such weird nonchalance that it pisses u off. pls and if you watch him while he does these little projects, with all the weird precision and skill he suddenly gains?? pls you’re sure he must be possessed by the ghost of a craftsman

- when he hangs out with the bakusquad, he’ll drag you along every time. he expects you to sit with him the entire time and act as a social buffer?? basically, someone’ll ask him a question, one he deems stupid and therefore not worth answering, and bakugou will just look at you expectantly. he’ll just stare at you blankly, hardly even blinking until you pick up the slack and answer for him. you call him out on this many times, but it doesn’t matter. it doesn’t change anything. he does this over and over and over again

-bakugou gets really unsettled when you guys fight. like, he can’t sleep and he’s snapping at everybody, and is somehow more aggressive than usual. he always wants to just make up already, but the pride in the way won’t allow it

-he’s a weird stickler about intended furniture functionality?? like, the table is for eating, and the couch is for watching tv, and then only way you’re gonna get him to mix the two is if you ask him rlly rlly nicely

-finally- i have no basis for this one, but ik it in my heart: bakugou has a very intense fight with your thermostat nearly every single day. he swears up and down that it never ‘behaves’ for him, but every time you check it, it’s working perfectly fine

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ahahhaa sorry y’all for the super random spam today,, but here were are back to our regularly scheduled bakugou programming,,,, bc idk if it’s obvious ur honor, but i love him

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Hi! I love everything that you write and heh I am a fan! 😄 tbh this is my first time requesting something on Tumblr! If you don't mind and if I am not being a bother...can you write about how the guys would react If MC suddenly starts making meme references? I don't know how I got the idea but I am REALLY curious. And love you! :D

Hiya! Tyvm for the kind words, and apologies that this took a while! I hope you have the chance to enjoy it regardless ❤️❤️❤️ Love you too, sweet pea! I promise to get to the next request you’ve sent ASAP~

Aight but this would be hilarious because the range of the reactions is just ungodly. I will be putting this under a cut after Napoleon so I don’t clog up everyone’s dash, but all the suitors are included below otherwise! 

Comte is the one that recognizes a few, but didn’t really stay in modern times long enough to be as well-versed as a Gen Z kid might. Regardless he finds the wittiness and absolute chaotic fuckery to be delightful, and will 100% support the harmless nonsense. It never fails to get a laugh out of him

Mozart that first day be like: “Buzz off MC I hate you” MC, because she likes swinging bats at wasps’ nests: “Well that’s not very cash money of you” Mozart: ?????????? Comte, giggling in the bg like the secret fae he is This one’s just because I’m petty, but after the events of Comte rt I just imagine them encountering Vlad again and MC’s just “I lived bitch.” while Comte is flipping him off behind her lkjahgkjhdsg

Comte @ Leo when he finds the latter under his desk: Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.  MC: wheezing from the hallway as she’s about to give him his letters

MC: So how was your day, honey? Comte: Good, good--briefly had to go beastmode upon the punk that pilfered my lint roller MC, biting her lip to keep from laughing: So does Leo still have his kneecaps? Comte: for now.

Comte, @ literally anyone upsetting the MC: I won’t hesitate, bitch

Comte: Be careful with my emotional baggage, it’s designer

MC: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds Comte: My arms are strong, I would catch and hug you

Leo and Dazai are the ones that don’t have a single reference point but are filled with so much dumbass chaos energy that they just. Understand immediately???? Nobody knows how or why, but they just catch on so fast--adapt the language in a matter of weeks. Never underestimate the power of combined boredom, depression, and humor

I swear to god I just see MC taking them their Blanc/Rouge and being like “here you go sir, one enslaved moisture” and they just go fucking hog wild from day one. MC starts impersonating Theo when he leaves the room around Dazai, like fake deep voice “you all only hate me because you do not like me and I am mean to you. grow up.” Or like the MC meets a baby on her travels with Leo around town and she holds them and says v seriously and sagely “So you are Baby? I have heard tales of your exploits.” and Leo about loses his shit right there. They both think MC is the funniest person alive--they’ve never been more eager to throw a ring at someone in their entire life.

Also a bonus for my beloved Dazai:  MC, facing even the slightest inconvenience (like dropping her fork) in the most dramtic voice possible: Life is not daijoubu. Dazai: wheezing

MC, after watching Theo turn down a woman at the bar in the meanest way possible: bro quit letting the darkness consume you u r scaring the hoes Dazai, literally rolling around on the ground, half-drunk and dying:

MC, walking alongside Dazai and stopping to stare at her reflection in the River Seine. Dazai’s expecting some sad or twisted shit, since people often feel comfortable talking about those things around him, but instead she just: “Oh, it’s you. The source of all my problems.” And he about falls into the river from shock HAHAHA

At this point don’t be surprised if his next book is about an absolute madlad woman similar to MC

Napoleon finds it to be a delightful quirk more than anything? He doesn’t really understand it, but he finds it funny when they change their voice for effect or speak in exaggerated tones. If it’s just comprehensible enough for an outsider to understand--or Sebas gives him context--chances are it’ll send him into a laughing fit

For this one I just imagine MC singing that Ratatouille meme song obnoxiously bad while cooking, and Napoleon and Comte are just so wildly amused by it bc it makes zero sense and it’s only vaguely French at this point

MC @ Napoleon while they’re cooking brunch: Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

MC, conflicted because she’s tired and wanted to sleep in but also got to see Napo’s cute sleeping face for a few hours: For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5AM on the day I can sleep in. Sebas: Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy, and wise MC: early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch Napoleon: laughing in agreement

Isaac is the type to be bewildered and concerned at first (especially when he hears the more nihilistic ones hoOOOoooOO BOY) but eventually begins to understand it’s some bizarre attempt at humor (that hurts Zack baby). While some part of him laments that it reminds him of Dazai and he’s secretly jealous of how she and Dazai bond over it, he will sometimes join in the chaos when the mood strikes him and he’s feeling mischievous

Isaac: How are you feeling? MC: Oh, I’m not Isaac: seconds from dialing 911 Isaac: Are you okay? MC: Oh yeah dw I just suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes you look like you’re an angry serial killer Isaac: say sike rn

Isaac, tutoring MC and correcting something:  MC, muttering while redoing it: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math. Isaac: unable to help a laugh

One time MC was avoiding Isaac for fear of hurting his feelings and he just confronts her like: Isaac: back by unpopular demand, me! What’s wrong, MC pls MC was so hecking proud of him

Isaac, telling MC about a recent discovery he learned at uni from another professor: bones typically heal stronger after they’ve been broken--so long as they’re set properly, of course MC, looking him dead in the eyes: So what you’re saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful? Isaac: please do not, no

Mozart and Jeanne are just. Totally lost. Why are you talking like that??? Why are you making “crab hands”???? They don’t understand. Maybe never will. They reach a point where they just kind of laugh and shake their heads, endeared by the oddity after they’re used to it and have determined it isn’t a threat/insult. 

MC: It’s a cold and it’s a brooooken, Waluigi. Waaaaluigiiiii...waaaahluigi..... Mozart: surprised, then starts snickering and playing along on the piano

Arthur, asking MC very personal questions out loud because he is an idiot sometimes: Soooo MC, are you a top or a bottom? MC: I’m a threat. (If he asks a second time, the response will be “Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.”) Jeanne, fighting a smile:

MC, about to punch an asshole: Your free trial of being alive has ended Jeanne, seconds from laughing for the first time in 100 years:

Also, because I genuinely can’t help myself. You know that knight meme like “Parry this you fucking casual.” I cannot stress enough that it is literally the personification of Jeanne’s entire character. I’m not even joking.

Arthur and Shakespeare are utterly fascinated by the rapid evolution of wordplay and the sheer hilarity. They will ask all about these so-called “memes” and ask for examples of them if MC can show them (either somehow accessing her phone or drawing them). MC draws Arthur the knife cat meme and he about a s c e n d s at the hilarity of it all, points and yells THEO IS HOLDING THE KNIFE. He is correct. They will be delighted and follow along eagerly, and--god forbid--will make their own based on late 19th century struggles.

Is this where Shakespeare got the idea for “What, you egg? stabs him” and “You are a saucy boy.”? I’m too scared to ask. Don’t even get me started on “The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.” That one is just too on the nose...

I can’t even imagine what would happen to Shakespeare if MC like translated vines and memes into Ye Olde English around him. Imagine she’s at one of those noble balls and hears rumors of these two guys living together and they’re so obviously gay and he says “And those gents w’re roommates.” And in the most false surprised tone ever MC just replies “oh mine own god, those gents w’re roommates.” Imagine having a wife that’s just as hilarious as you are and hits you with all the force of a bag of wet mice every time you speak in retaliation, he’s going into palpitations.

Every time Arthur does smth stupid MC just: “I Pretend I Do Not See It.”

Vincent is tickled pink by MC’s penchant for finding joy and/or amusement in nearly everything they do, and he smiles gently when he sees them muttering and laughing to themselves. He wants to be able to join them in what they love, but he has a harder time following along and understanding the darker humor sometimes. Mostly gets confused??? Please give him the easier ones to mimic and laugh when he tries--or just include him in your jokes MC. He’s babie your honor...

But he also. Will not. Stand any kind of self-deprecation or borderline verbal self-harm. He’s usually very easygoing and calm, but for whatever reason that stuff makes him go deathly quiet and upset.

MC, after something goes horribly wrong, hugging Vincent: Oh Vince, we really in it now Vincent: giggling a little despite his worries, relaxing

MC: Theo stop simping for Vincent that’s my job

MC, when Theo leaves the room and she gets Vincent all to herself: The evil is defeated.

MC: And this is where I would put my will to live...if I h a d one! Vincent: ;-; MC: oh shit, oh fuck, I was only kidding Vincent wait (MC was subsequently lectured and loved on for many hours)

Theo is conflicted because on the one hand, he loves to see you smiling and having fun. On the other, you’re clowning as hard as Dazai and Arthur and he can only handle so many monkeys in his circus. Most of the time he will roll his eyes and be the straight man of this comedy, but you might find him cracking a smile--or accidentally letting a chuckle slip past his lips now and again.

MC, after meeting Theo: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.

Theo, those first days: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? MC: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Theo: Every time I ask MC to explain “vibe check” to me she hits me with some kind of improvised weapon

MC, after the “incident” (you know the one): This year, I lost my dear lover Theo Theo, in the distance: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD! MC: ;-; sometimes I can still hear his voice...

Sebastian is last because oh boy. OH BOYYYYY I LOVE HIM. Okay so the way I see this happening with Sebastian is just. So wild. Because at first he’s t r y i n g so hard to be the proper butler man. He does not meme. But then he starts to drift closer to what Niles from The Nanny was, where he’ll quip and joke in private or when the situation is just beyond the amount of absurdity he can handle without making a snarky comment. Everyone in the house can’t fathom how Sebas and MC got so close so fast, but there are points where they’re just “Are they even speaking English anymore???” It’s 11 times funnier than normal because Sebas almost never smiles or laughs when memeing, the deadpan quality of his playing along sends MC every time

Has ABSOLUTELY said “HEY. PANINI HEAD. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME???” jokingly when MC made a mistake in the kitchen. They laugh about it for y e a r s

MC: I can’t date someone who keeps a lamb as a pet, that’s so weird Sebas, brushing Lotte in front of MC: MC: MC: Okay, I will make an exception because she looks very polite

MC and Sebas, fully aware of the fame some of the men will reach in modern times: We will watch your career with great interest.  (I s2g that’s like half of Sebas’ rt right there I’m crying)

Sebas rt with Lotte be like that 500 dollar Mareep meme: “sometimes a family can be just a boy, his gf, and their 500 dollar two foot tall Lotte”

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What Is There To Celebrate About the Darkling? (Part 4)

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He’s calculating but impulsive. Gentle yet firm. Stubborn and adaptive. Just a real mess of contradictions that makes him all the more interesting.

He loves nature. He loves the forest.

Fond of luxuries and nice things. After growing up as he did, I think he deserves them.

Very socially awkward. Introvert just trying his best. Anything that isn’t manipulation and therefore something he’s planned in his head is just a social train wreck waiting to happen.

The way he pushes up Alina’s sleeve when they first meet. This man had zero compunctions about acting completely unprofessionally in front of his soldiers and I think that’s very sexy of him.

He’s constantly tired and exasperated with the people around him.

The way he says “quiet” with the softest voice imaginable and a room full of laughter instantly goes silent.

He had no interest in Elizaveta even though she was utterly obsessed with him and I think that’s hilarious.

Elizaveta: I have a plan to resurrect the Darkling Everybody Else: Oh the Darkling is so evil for trying to come back! The Darkling, who just wants a nap and is sick of this mortal bullshit: Why am I even here? This is such a pain in the ass. I should have killed Elizaveta when I had the chance.

How he asks if Alina “will have” his name like a man proposing.

Has his bedroom attached to the war room.

Constantly checking up on Alina just to know how she’s doing. Never pushing her beyond her limits as she’s training.

Very creative with his shadows and the extent of their abilities. So many of the ways he uses his powers are genius.

His ending in RoW is a tragedy and an injustice. He deserves better.

This old man pouting at Alina in episode seven as he says “please, I just want to talk to you 🥺”

There is a black kefta made for Alina after like two days in the Little Palace. He really was already planning their entire immortal futures together as Mr. and Mrs. Starkov wasn’t he?

His bed is covered in maps and notes when he’s plotting how to find Alina. Also before that, the way he’s poring over the notes at his desk and giving orders is 👌🥵

Him acting like a real General at all is simply amazing.

The fact that he trusts Luda with his life. That they have a whole intimidation routine set up around him purposefully getting himself fatally injured knowing she’ll heal him.

He looks like a vampire in the show and a fae in the books.

His favorite ABBA song is probably “Lay All Your Love On Me.”

Looks composed but that’s only a façade. Is actually an unhinged feral terror of pain and misery.

That scene where he tells the king she will remain in the Little Palace to train undisturbed and he puts his foot down. ON THE RED CARPET. the king’s carpet. and uses a commanding voice that’s just on the edge of an order…I’m surprised he didn’t get flogged for that. IMO nothing conveys the fine line he walks with those in power while wielding his own like this scene. Literally he should just be celebrated for this alone.

“‘Why won’t you leave me alone?’ I whispered one night as he hovered behind me while I tried to work at my desk. Long minutes passed. I didn’t think he would answer. I even had time to hope he might have gone, until I felt his hand on my shoulder. “Then I’d be alone, too,” he said, and he stayed the whole night through, till the lamps burned down to nothing.

Trapped a bunch of Saints in the Shadow Fold like a true amoral disaster villain. What an icon.

His barely concealed amusement and half hidden smile when Alina comes to put his kefta on. The way he finds Alina utterly hilarious and tries so hard to act like he doesn’t.

That small amused smile when Alina jokes about finding Volcra hilarious. Please he’s so adorable 😭

“‘I know what you feel when you’re with the tracker,’ he said. ‘I doubt that’ He gave a dismissive wave.” - My Malarklina obsessed self, vibrating at the edge of my seat: but what does it mean?!?

Mal and the Darkling’s entire fight in the Fold: dumbass on dumbass violence.

The way he stands with his back turned to Alina when she enters his tent the first time they meet and then does the slowest Godfather turn in history. 1999/10 - points removed for a criminal lack of cat petting.

“I may lead the second army, but the king is still the king.” - the delivery of that line. the implications, the history behind it and also the foreshadowing for his plans.

That slow turn face reveal in episode one though. Like okay we get it you’re pretty alkjsdflkj

Confused Old Man Face™ whenever Mal or Alina do anything remotely defiant in his presence.

How he tells Alina to come closer and she only takes the tiniest step and he doesn’t even react.

His little head cock whenever someone says or does something that just doesn’t vibe with him.

Darklina tumblr has now convinced me that the Darkling is a cat in human form.

“You’re an amplifier,” she said. He glanced at where Sylvi was pouncing on another helpless tree, oblivious, and gave a single, frightened nod. How could he have been so stupid? He would have to tell his mother now, and she would insist that they leave right away. If word got out, they’d both be in danger. Amplifiers were rare, hard to find, harder to hunt. Their lives would be forfeit. Even if they got away, word would spread. He could already hear his mother’s voice: Foolish, careless, callous. If you don’t value your own life, show some concern for mine. Annika touched his sleeve. “It’s okay,” she said. “I won’t tell.” Panic crowded in. He shook his head. She slid her hand into his. It was hard not to pull away. He should. He was breaking his mother’s fundamental rule for keeping them both alive. Never let them touch you, she’d warned him. - 😥 I just want to give him a hug all the time.

His strangled shout when Mal tackles him off of the skiff.

His smile when he’s summoning the sun. The expression on his face when he does so. Like I know I’ve mentioned this before but damn. If you ever needed a reason to celebrate him, this would be it.

“Shame, I’ll have to give that speech again now.”

The way he flips Mal over his shoulder in the Fold after Mal attempts to strangle him.

His little lecture on the Small Science to Alina when they’re going to meet the King. Info dump.

“You make it sound so easy.” “A bird makes flight look easy. But it was born to do so.”

When Alina looks at him for guidance on whether or not to remove her veil and he gives her a small nod.

The handhold in the throne room after Alina’s demonstration is absolutely precious, but it’s in a room full of people he should be keeping up a façade for and it’s so unwarranted and yet he does it anyway, I’m-

The way he says “welcome home, Ms. Starkov,” in the most tender voice I’ve ever heard and then goes “ok that’s enough emotions for one day” and then just straight up leaves without even a goodbye.

He has his symbol?? Sewn into Alina’s kefta??? bRo???!?!

Disaster Simp never gets tired of introducing Alina to other people or talking about how she’s the best thing that ever walked this earth.

The Darkling lying: honestly

“I have devoted my life to undoing the great sin of my forebearer, but I am never seen as the solution. Only as a reminder of the problem.” Sasha you were literally the problem. What a manipulative little shit. We love to see it.

The way he closes his eyes and kisses the coin before he makes a wish at the wishing well.

“I think the Grand Palace is the ugliest building I’ve ever seen.” - I love him your honor.

This man has the most intense lines for Alina. Like straight up I would have booked it when he said “you and I are going to change the world”. But then the head grab?! “I’ve been waiting a long time for you.” He’s so intense like sir can you tone it down a bit please I am begging you.

“I shall be right by your side.” / “We can do anything. Together.” / “For us.” / “You cannot do this on your own. And neither can I” / “I want you to know my name. The name I was given, not the title I took for myself. Will you have it, Alina?” - WEDDING VOWS

That scene in the war room when Alina comes to find him and he instantly drops his guard and lowers his arms and welcomes her with a soft voice.

“Am I bothering you?” “Not at all.” - girl you could be stabbing him in the chest and you still wouldn’t be bothering him.

This whipped disaster sounds like the proudest man on the planet when he talks about how much more his enemies fear Alina over him.

His shadows react to his emotions.

“YoUr’E nOt IvAn.” asjlkdfjs god he’s so embarrassing.

Local Dark Lord Sasha offering Alina the throne after she literally tries to kill him.

He gets so jealous of Mal.

Has a great relationship with his soldiers and his men. His men trust him implicitly and believe him to be an amazing general.

When he turns around after Alina puts the kefta on him and looks flustered/has to take a breath because she’s a lot closer than he expected. The way he’s breathless and literally can’t string a sentence together because he’s so distracted by her closeness.

His jokes are absolutely terrible.

GF: *jokes about throwing herself down the stairs to get out of an event* Sasha “no thoughts head empty only Alina” Morozova: haha I’d just have my healers heal you right back up again.

How genuinely touched he is by Alina admitting to wanting to help Grisha and Ravkans.

That scene in Demon in the Woods when he notices the intricate details of the politics in the Grisha camp after one meeting with the Elders. He has the Ulle pegged almost instantly.

Born to be a leader. Born to take care of others. Born to protect. Even in Demon in the Woods he’s protecting people. Even in Demon in the Woods he’s leading them and caring for them.

The way he cups his hands around Alina’s face when they’re kissing.

This man gets so starstruck by Alina walking into the Fete that he doesn’t even excuse himself from the King’s side to go to her.

Long haired Aleksander rights!

Ok I know the wig was kind of ugly but he looks pretty with long hair and I think it would look very good on him naturally.

The way he slams his hands together in the Winter Fete scene and instantly turns the room pitch black.

Literally any times he summons shadows is a blessing and we should all celebrate him for it. They are so beautiful. On god if I ever saw his shadows in real life I would be awestruck.

He asks Mal if he’s okay when they first meet.

The pure, barely contained fury directed at the Conductor for daring to harm Alina and kidnap his Grisha.

He always has to make a grand entrance.

This man is like a bloodhound when it comes to Nina. He is very invested in finding her and I feel like that’s never really talked about.

“I know exactly how she felt. The King’s soldiers treated me the same way. Because they knew- they knew that I was more important than any of them.” - the way he says it, like it’s something he has to remind himself of in his head constantly. a justification for the way he’s been treated, the fear he evokes in others. a way to protect himself from the hurt of being ostracized and reviled. arrogance and conceit as a defense against emotional harm.

Also the way his face instantly changes after that, like he’s said too much. vulnerability. lowering his eyes. shifting his eyes. literally just everything about this scene makes me love him all the more.

Dark carriage rides up to the Crows’ hiding place. Grisha circle the area as Aleksander steps from the carriage slowly, dressed all in black, floofy cloak high on his shoulders. Villain Entrance™

Him slowly pulling a knife out of his chest like it shouldn’t have killed him is hot as fuck and also totally badass. Big dick energy.

“I’ve had enough of your lies.” “And what lies are those?” - Alina, pulling out a fifty mile long scroll of grievances: Well, for starters-

This man is literally just an Alina Starkov compliments machine.

He cares so much about the Grisha and their protection. He loves Ravka and his people so much.

He had an entire cult dedicated to him.

“They would approach him. They always did. But he felt more anxious than usual. He’d stopped trying to make friends in the places he and his mother visited—there was no point when they moved on so quickly. Now he wasn’t quite sure how to go about it.”

Save a Villain. Murder the King.

Openly admits to staging a coup like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

He speaks so slowly. He moves so slowly. Everything he does has to have Purpose and Gravitas.

Theater Nerd™

He knew Nikolai for years and yet couldn’t recognize him as Sturmhond. We do stan an oblivious icon 💕

The Darkling after he gets his ass whooped in Siege and Storm: Mom can you please come pick me up? I’m scared!

He’s here to manipulate sun summoners and murder cities. And unfortunately he’s all out of sun summoners.

Would absolutely get drunk on real alcohol. This man thinks kvas is strong liquor.

Has his wrists exposed exactly one time in the most skin he’s shown all season and it’s when Alina visits him at night in the war room. WHORE!

Was too emotionally slutty and fell for Alina. RIP.

He’s passionate and cold and beautiful and hurt and twisted up in ways nobody could ever hope to understand and he’s stunning.

I would literally kill for this man 🖤✨

[elysianslove]

tutoring ; haikyuu boys

synopsis; tutoring headcanons 

pairings; kuroo tetsuro x reader, akaashi keiji x reader, oikawa toru x reader

genre; fluff 

warnings; hints at nsfw themes w kuroo, but nothing else

kuroo tetsuro 

okay it’s canon this boy is crazy smart, especially in chemistry, so unless it was any other polar opposite subject, it’d probably be you getting tutored

idk about y’all but i hate chem and physics, and if i had fkn KUROO to tutor me??? i’d fail on purpose

he’d probably be a really good teacher if he wasn’t so damn dorky

like in the middle of tutoring you he’ll go on a full rant about the topic in excruciating scientific detail and you’ll just “um 👁👄👁 wha”

he’s v supportive tho

every time u understand something he like cheers for u

if you’re feeling demotivated he just has a bunch of science puns prepared on his phone’s notes

i see him being a very interactive tutor

so like as he’s going over something he’ll leave blanks for you to fill that he’s already taught you

also he’s 100% confident in ur skills. too confident

like when he sees u get something right or get a really good score he’d just be “idk why u ever doubted yourself” so suave and cool but he has such a proud smile on his face

he also teaches u as if you already know everything. this could be either really motivating bc he’s not looking down on u but it can be a lot and overwhelming sometimes

unwinds after EVERY tutoring session

like

every single one

always brings snacks and stuffs ur face w them as ur writing notes

ice cream parlor visits after !

if this is bf kuroo he’d definitely, absolutely tease u

kiss for everything u get right

tbh if he was only a friend/classmate he’d still say the same shit

mf would be playing strip studying

as he’s testing u, for everything u get right he’ll take a piece of clothing off

so v encouraging

;)

oikawa toru 

i think oikawa’s like really smart, but in v specific subjects. things that require critical thinking or analytical thinking or like presentation and public speaking skills?? he’s an A student 

but memorizing things just . doesn’t work with him

so something like bio? sucks. 

let’s say ur an A student in bio in his class and ur always getting like high marks

so he approaches u after he flunks an exam and is just “how would you like the honor of being my tutor” 

like — bruh i stg ,,,

u kinda just 🧍🏻‍♀️ 

i would honestly love it if toru ends up with someone that can like put him in his place if need iwaizumi

n e ways after he says that ur just like “why would i”

and hes like “why wouldnt you”

it’s frustrating how unbothered he is tbh

when he shows you his exam u actually kinda feel bad plus he said something once about not being able to play volleyball if he fails and yk how much it means to him

so u agree

reluctantly 

u meet him at a cafe and 

it’s surprisingly v fun

he makes u laugh a lot bc he is: an idiot 

ur sessions w him are not v productive ngl but some part of him really wants to please you so he studies well

to win you over and ask you out he knew he had to pass first, and he’s a v determined person, so, obviously, he does

he runs over to you after getting his paper back and just waves it at you with the biggest smile on his face he’s so cute pls

“if i was an enzyme i’d be a dna helicase so i can unzip your genes” 

you wanted to smack him but you had to stop laughing first 

akaashi keiji

i honest to god cannot visualize this man asking for help, so it’ll be the other way around this time

scenario; you have a fat crush on akaashi (realistic, bc who doesn’t) and matchmaker king bokuto tells you to ask him for help on math 

ur not dumb, ur great at math 

but rn ur simping over this pretty boy, and desperate times call for desperate measures 

so u come up to him after being assigned hw and ask him if he could help you out

he’s so sweet and automatically says yeah sure with such a pure and soft smile bc?? ur so pretty and his heart is racing!!

you invite him over, and he agrees to meet you after practice 

y’all are an awkward mess bc; 1. you don’t actually have trouble with the hw and 2. you’re both so oblivious about each other’s obvious crushes 

he’s explaining a question to you but you cannot, for the life of you, pay attention

all you can do is stare at him and the way his lips move and the way his fingers are wrapped around the pen and how he’s very gentle with his explanations and goes slowly through them

being so close to him is like raising your body temperature to an inhuman rate tbh 

your thoughts: impure

he catches on quick though bc akaashi’s pretty and smart

“have you heard anything i said?”

“do you want the truth”

he just . sighs

he kinda looks disappointed ngl

so you stumble over your words in an apology, “i’m so sorry it’s just - you’re just really pretty.”

cue pause

akaashikeiji.exe has stopped working lmfao

“oh” 

like mf??? oh???

“you’re pretty too”

your heart stops, but he doesn’t let it linger for too long 

“if we finish this hw quick then maybe we can spare some time for a small talk?”

speed solving hvsgsjhs

anyways this one is way longer im sorry 

i don’t think he kisses u on ur lips but as he’s leaving he presses a gentle kiss on ur cheek and says, “see you tomorrow.”

and leaves

with your heart in his hands

just like that 

end note; i had a lot of fun with these haha! i adore writing headcanons but my brain is always fried bc of uni, so if you guys have any requests i’d love to write them for you!! i feel a lot freer on this site, so i am comfortable writing nsfw as well hehe. 

[lesbianrobin]

hello em i have a request. can u please rate mr harrington's looks/outfits i just feel like u have the best takes and i'd LOVE to know how you'd rank his choices 👀

this is the single greatest ask i’ve ever received. i will be ranking the outfits, not steve’s moral alignment or actions in each scene. in order of appearance:

The Introduction

4/10

hair is tragic

steve copied this entire fit from a mannequin in the ralph lauren polo outlet store

would honestly be a 0/10 except for the obvious valiant effort being put forth by his lower half to resist the sexless curse of khaki pants. the devil (st costuming department) works hard but by god steve harrington (joe keery’s body) works harder

nice brown watch that certainly came from a department store

also gains points for being next to nancy’s anemic librarian fit, thus looking better by comparison

The Rich Bitch

8/10

thank god he ditched the khakis

hair looks much less demonic

it’s a simple look but the sweatshirt rides up when he shotguns the beer

he also gets wet

solid 8 for sluttiness alone

The Whore

10/10

wet

please note that his chest is waxed. keep this in mind.

The Heterosexual

2/10

hair looks like he dipped his head in glue

bold choice with the grey pants. unfortunately that choice was wrong

matching outfits with your comphet girlfriend isn’t as cute as you think it is stevie

you only get points because despite that ungodly pastel stripe pattern the polo’s decently fitted and makes your arm look kinda nice

The Dickhead

3/10

glue head pt. 2

at least the stripes aren’t pastel this time

The Cuck

6/10

hair slightly less glue-y

yet another striped polo is peeking out unfortunately

but! it’s green and green looks good on him

finally wearing jeans like a normal fucking human instead of weird slacks

pivotal moment in steve’s fashion evolution from preppy male model to sexy morally upright king

his morals are stored in the denim

The Final Girl

9/10

an outfit with a character arc to rival steve’s own

pretty fucking good hair if i do say so myself!!

it’s fluffy!

that shit looks like if you touched it it’d be soft... no glue here!

finally not copying from the goddamn l.l. bean catalog

iconic green slut sweatshirt? check! jacket and nikes? check! fucked-up gorgeous face and baseball bat full of rusty nails? check, baby!

looks good on its own OR with some blood on top

overall a very solid look

The Darling Little Drummer Boy

7/10

babe no... please don’t go back to the khakis... they won’t treat you like jeans do...

not quite glue head but not his best

apparently steve owns a single green sweatshirt, a thousand striped polos, and one very precious christmas sweater

almost makes up for prep-related khaki crimes by being really fucking cute

The Simp

8/10

glue head is DEAD

further evidence that steve harrington’s entire closet is just striped polos

this is his fifth unique striped polo

most of these points are for the sunglasses and the hair

actually all of these points are for the sunglasses and the hair

he’s finally let go of the fucking pastels thank jesus

and you can’t see it but he did wear jeans with this fit i just forgot to make sure they were pictured and it’s 4:15 am so i don’t feel like going back to remake this collage

cannot tell if this is a lighter blue version of the jacket he wore three times in s1 or if it IS the jacket he wore three times in s1 and the color grading is just that different

either way he loves jackets and i think that’s very sexy of him

The Intellectual

9/10

i’ve been waiting for this one... turn it up!

literally invented vests

excellent hair

loses a point for unfortunately introducing steve’s SIXTH unique striped fucking polo

i can’t see the collar but i know it’s there i know you’re wearing another fucking polo steve you can’t hide from me

can’t decide if he looks gay or just really preppy but either way he’s got some repression going on

still a very solid look

The Oh No Oh God It Hurts I’m Looking Away I Can’t Watch This

10/10

yes that middle picture is absolutely to show off the texture of his blazer and not at all me making sure that if i have to see his heartbroken little face then you all do too

anyways i Know that blazer cost at least $100 like i Know that shit’s expensive

excellent gorgeous soft-looking hair that someone ought to run their hands through but only people who haven’t dated him for a year while pining after someone else

emotional devastation... but make it unbelievably fucking sexy

stevie baby i know you’re a colorful guy but please wear more black

The Meathead Jock

9/10

aw christ whatever happened to standards?

introduction of the blue nikes <3

god his hair looked fucking good here

could have gained that final point by using tube socks with blue and GREEN stripes to tie together the shoes and the gym uniform :/

shorts could be shorter but are an altogether appropriate and enjoyable length

fun sweatstain to customize the look <3

The (is there a word for victim of bullying?) Serious Athlete

8/10

the yellow stripe was more fun

still cute though

The Sudsy Boy

11/10

wet

suds indicate that he’s washing his hair, presumably with faberge organics. is this why he’s being bullied?

steve brings his faberge organics shampoo and conditioner and his farrah fawcett spray to school with him whenever he has basketball practice

steve either has shampoo, conditioner, and hairspray in his backpack at all times, or he has a separate gym bag that’s mostly haircare products

just need to make sure we all know that

excellent freckle showcase

his chest is still waxed. please, i beg, keep this in mind

one of his strongest looks

The Babysitter

10/10

his most versatile look to date

a different jacket than the one(s) he’s worn before but it still has the same kind of collar. steve found a jacket he liked and bought it in at least three colors

the whole thing fits So fucking nicely! shirt, jacket, jeans... baby boy is TAILORED

return of the white nikes with the red check indicate that they are his fashion nikes, while the blue nikes with the white check are his sport nikes. interesting.

this fit lasts like 48 hours and steve simply looks sexier as time goes on which is a testament to its quality as well as his inherent power

every new accessory elevates his appearance. roses, nail bat, rubber gloves, blood, sweat, band-aids, bandana, goggles... each element complements the look in its own way!

an overall win

The Chauffeur

8/10

we can’t really see the whole fit but he’s not wearing a striped polo so i’m calling it a win regardless of what’s on his bottom half

cannot give him a 10/10 though because he might be wearing khakis

red is such a nice color on him when it’s not just from his blood

i lied when i said he should wear more black he should wear more colors

that plain sweater absolutely cost $85 or more

hair looks very nice and soft

excellent look!

The Sailor Man

9/10

very precious

absolutely the best hair i’ve ever seen

baby boy got highlights for his hot girl summer!

bright colors make his very red lips pop

shorts could be shorter

love the little accents! especially the white pockets and belt

excellent color coordination on steve’s part with the blue sneakers (notably different than his s2 blue basketball nikes) and the red bruising/blood

i hope you remembered that steve’s chest was waxed. as you can see his chest is now unwaxed. some change between s2 and s3 drove this decision, presumably either his breakup with nancy or the fact that he no longer showers in front of other guys at school. up to your interpretation

shock blanket at the very end is a nice touch so we don’t forget he’s traumatized

The Drowned Rat/The Man Overboard

10/10

wet

shorts could be shorter

the decision to purchase and wear a hoodless raincoat is absolutely ridiculous and stupid

however it is also very steve harrington and i value self-expression

The Chick Magnet/The Flaming Homosexual

100/10

what can i even say about this fit?

the absolute best pants he’s worn thus far. amazing fit, excellent classic wash. i say this as a former american eagle outfitters associate and the winner of my freshman year dorm’s “best at folding jeans” award

manages to make blue jeans with a half-blue denim vest work effortlessly

bold primary colors make him stand out without being too gaudy

excellent pairing of t-shirt with simple stripes and vest with simple color blocking to create a complex yet cohesive and flattering look

simple brown belt gives the look a put-together yet down-to-earth vibe

hair has only gotten better

still wearing that same brown watch that he’s had since the introduction

this man looks like he waxes his chest

this is steve in his final form

thank you for your time

[sukirichi]

sukirichi’s 2.4k milestone event

weee another milestone and nooo i couldn’t wait for 2.5k because i’m so excited and happy, thank you so much! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ including HAIKYUU this time around yeeeee! also i don’t have a restaurant aesthetic anymore, just kind of goofing around now! REQUESTS ARE OPEN. 

before you request...

please read about my writings first! it will include the stuff i write and don’t write about. i’m more flexible in nsfw works, so if you really want to try for a kink, just send me in and if the idea is up to my liking, we’ll see how it goes! 

please be patient and nice! if i don’t like the tone of your request or if you’re ‘demanding’ me, aka, “hey, write this for me, this concept...” your ask will immediately be deleted!

no requesting of the same idea to other writers please!

please keep in mind i don’t do too much canon-heavy plots, aka really specific canon events and how they lead up to one another. i don’t read the manga for both jjk and haikyuu ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

I do not do headcanons anymore. I’m not good at them LMAO.

i feel a lot more laid back in my writings now, so i’ll only be taking requests that i want to write for! the accepted requests will be listed down below as i organize them

you may refer to my first milestone event if you want more ideas for AU requests! you no longer need to include the numbers/spices/ingredients format used in that. just send whatever idea you want ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. whichever idea i love the MOST will be turned into a series just because I want to try new things hehe!

— characters i can write anything for (nsfw & sfw)

: gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, choso, ryoumen sukuna, nanami kento

: suna rintarou, kageyama tobio, tsukishima kei, miya twins, kita shinsuke, oikawa tooru, ushijima wakatoshi, bokuto koutarou, akaashi keiji, tetsuro kuroo

— characters i can only write sfw for

: itadori yuuji, inumaki toge, okkotsu yuuta

: kenma kozume

— characters i’m MOST eager to write simp for

: fushiguro megumi, choso, naoya zenin, ryoumen sukuna, gojo satoru

: suna rintarou, kageyama tobio, kita shinsuke, oikawa tooru, akaashi keiji

accepted requests: (only accepting the ones that interest me for now!)

favorites marked as ⭐

RYOUMEN SUKUNA: hello love!! i know it LITERALLY just came out but would you consider a pt 2 or a drabble for sweet lies? where megumi either catches her and sukuna or she genuinely starts moving on uasdfghj i'm convinced that megumi heard her fucking sukuna in the bathroom <3 anyways pls feel free to ignore me too

RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Ma’am , i beg of u ,,, spare husband! sukuna x wife! reader drabble. I just read your arranged marriage AU and lordddd i’m obsessed. How long did it take for him to take her virginity 😳? i’m so curious as to how that went down read here: black magic [02]

⭐⭐ RYOUMEN SUKUNA:  Yooooo how about Rockstar Sukuna seducing his manager ehehehehe~ 

⭐ RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Ok but... pirate captain Sukuna 👀👀👀 I’m havin some Thots ngl 🥵🤤 I can’t decide whether reader should be the first mate and they’re a kickass Power Couple 💪😎or if she should be a stowaway who gets found out and has to pay for her passage with her body 😩😉

OKKOTSU YUTA: We both be weak for yuuta and toge😩 congrats 2.4k btw. so i'll request that for the event! poly!yuuta and toge. i see that you only write sfw for them so fluff. u can think of anything you want for it..and yes we simp for both of them i love them sm🤧

⭐ OKKOTSU YUTA: Hi saw that your request are open and congrats for the 2.4k !! 🎊 if possible can i please request yuuta having a girlfriend that's his childhood friend? (So like instead of rika it's y/n and she doesn't die) that loves to dote on him cause that boy needs some love. Thank you!! <3 | kiss me more

⭐ OKKOTSU YUTA: Hi can i request a scenario in which inumaki and okkotsu gets hit with a curse(?) That makes them a clone but the clone is a kid and seeing their gf taking care of the baby please thank youuu

INUMAKI TOGE: Toge's S/O being so sad that even when he says "smile" it doesn't work( also saw that in TikTok)

⭐ INUMAKI TOGE: Hi can i request a scenario in which inumaki and okkotsu gets hit with a curse(?) That makes them a clone but the clone is a kid and seeing their gf taking care of the baby please thank youuu

INUMAKI TOGE: We both be weak for yuuta and toge😩 congrats 2.4k btw. so i'll request that for the event! poly!yuuta and toge. i see that you only write sfw for them so fluff. u can think of anything you want for it..and yes we simp for both of them i love them sm🤧

⭐ INUMAKI TOGE: Hi! Congrats on 2.4k!!🤩 For the event, may I request an au where reader is Yuuta's sister? Can be gn/fem reader anything is fine. And they fall in love with Toge? Fluff fluff fluff please🥺Maybe they meet one day when she went to visit the school? Or she's a new sorcerer. Aahhhh I can't think of anything so I'll leave it up to your wonderful mind😌 Thank you! And again congrats! | crush

INUMAKI TOGE: SUKI OMG SIREN AU WITH TOGE AND DEAF READERHis voice hypnotizes all who hear it but she’s unaffected and he’s shook lmao 😂 She teaches him human sign language so they can communicate 🥺 maybe when he realizes he likes her he brings her seashells and other shiny things from the sea floor and it’s so cute 🥰 just 🥺🥺 siren Toge 🥺🥺🥺 (DEBATING)

GOJO SATORU: Hello dear Suki! 🤗 congrats on your more than deserved milestone 👏🏼🥳 I know it’s not the restaurant aesthetic anymore but still, thank you for being a Michelin-star chef spoiling the fandom with your food 🤤👀 I’d love to request the following: ingredient 66 with sugar 8 & 9 and Gojou as cherry on top 🥰 some heavy angst with a happy / smutty ending. additional 🍪 for inspiration - „Best friends don’t look at each other the way you look at her. You never know what will happen, tomorrow might be too late“. Have a lovely day dear 💕

GOJO SATORU: Congrats on 2.4K!!!! May I please request a fic where the reader has like. Zero reaction to Gojo? And he’s kinda shook bc people either adore him or hate him, but here’s reader acting like he’s just a normal dude. And he starts falling for her bc he’s never experienced that before

⭐ GOJO SATORU: a reader that likes Gojo but immediately says N O P E bc they clock that he’s at risk of breaking their heart so they just try to avoid getting close to him despite being a teacher stuck with him a lot of the time. And Gojo is just like ??? But I like you??? Why are you always avoiding me? “I’m tired of you acting like I can’t commit to something. Committing to you is easy.”

⭐ GOJO SATORU: ♡Soft nsfw scenario with s/o and gojo while outside is snowing read here: cold

⭐ GOJO SATORU: Ohoho~ another milestone! Congrats~Can I get Vampire!Satoru x Monster Hunter!Reader where he “proves” to her that all of his victims came willingly(I think from the AU choice you’ll know exactly who I am lol 😉)

⭐ GOJO SATORU: hello! first and foremost, congratulations on reaching 2.4k! i love your writing and its just oh my goodness <3 your stories made my heart squeezed! second of all, i'd like to propose a request for a story. fluff/angst (up to you! your way of writing is just superb) mixed with nsfw gojo satoru. a modern business tycoon au where he just lost his wife and is overprotective of his 1 year old toddler. you're his new staff in the office and is treated badly bcs you know, new staff. one day, you stumbled upon your boss and his baby in a shop, who wont stop crying and he took an interest in you when you managed to calm his kid down. he hired you as his babysitter + made you move into his estate. from there, your life changed! also, thank you for accompanying my days with your stories, it's marvelous! 💕

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: okay i thought you might like this idea for the event (or maybe not lol) - naoya coming home to his beloved little housewife and feels like giving her a treat for being such a good girl.,,.,, read: man's gonna re-arrange your guts and have some soft moments with you after (not that he would ever admit that shsghshsj) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | good girl

NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: Stage magician Naoya and his cute little assistant, where every other trick works to undress or strategically rip her outfit so he can show off his little bunny to the crowd before fucking her brainless backstage

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE:  listen ,,,,, ur naoya hate fic goes crazy stupid may i add something. naoya being overprotective like reader is so pretty and many of the clan men look at them a lottttt and naoya out of nowhere will kiss you in front of them or will grab them in front the maids and workers. then reader becomes mad and they get into an argument and then hate fuck :D lmaoo  (THIS REQUEST PLEASEEEE SEND ME TO HEAVEN) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: Omg Suki! Congrats on the 2.4k! So uhmm I decided to take a break from the Kita/Naoya twin au angst 👉👈 idk if you are still accepting requests but HAS ANYONE EVER MENTIONED OR HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUGAR DADDY NAOYA????? 🥺 -🌸

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI: Megumi being insecure about his eyes because they are a very light green colour( like in manga) so he wears blue contacts( I saw that on TikTok and... big brain energy)

⭐ FUSHIGURO MEGUMI: SUKI, HI! First of all, congrats on 2.4K you absolutely deserve every single milestone coming your way 💞💞If it’s not too much to ask may I request a one-shot with megumi where he’s jealous that his fem!crush is spending more time with Itadori and sees how she enjoys his company a lot but it’s purely platonic? Reader likes megumi too and they both need that push in the right direction?Thanks so much if you decide to write this 🥺💖 I seriously love your writing and your big brain sm

CHOSO: Could you write something with Choso and the reader that has a toxic mother (if that actually exists.  She controls everything the reader does, and plays with her mind/ feelings making her feel like she's the bad one)?But after a fight with the mom, the reader has enough and just leaves deciding they will finally do what they want, ending up at a tattoo shop, where Choso is the tattoo artist.Ngl, i'd like this to be nsfw because i am thirsting for this man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Don't really have kink preferences but if you could include size and breeding kink then i'd be hella thankful ☺

GETOU SUGURU: Yo how about a Victorian AU with Gentleman Thief!Getou and Debutante!Reader nsfw 👀👀 maybe she hears something in the dark and goes to investigate and gets pressed to the wall with a knife at her throat 👀🥵

FUSHIGURO TOJI: can we get a part two of the "lessons learned" toji fic 👉🏽👈🏽 maybe him fucking and overstimulating her so hard she cries and begs for mercy but no mercy will be given. maybe he uses the same handcuffs she used for him on her 🥰 maybe some manhandling cause im a hoe for letting a man throw me around

⭐ KAGEYAMA TOBIO (fckin finally): kageyama tobio x reader fic for mutual virginity loss? maybe they just haven’t had time with him being a fancy schmancy volleyball player, maybe there’s just nerves, i don’t know! i’ll leave it up to u babe <3

⭐ SUNA RINTARO: hi!! congrats on the 2.4k HEHE just wanted to request a suna and tattoo/flower shop au? idk just the thought of tattooed suna is like. mm yes

⭐ SUNA RINTARO/AKAASHI KEIJI: hi suki!! i’m so excited for your event! so i rarely ever see someone else who loves both akaashi and suna so i was wondering if you could write something for them! maybe apocalypse au?? or roommate au?? i was thinking y/n could have a relationship/be fuck buddies with one of them and some smutty exhibitionism happens with the other watching, and then some pining that ends in a threesome if you write those! if not, then just a smutty n filthy little love triangle that you can choose an ending for lol (a happy one would be nice bc my heart can only handle so much angst, but really it’s up to you and what inspires you!!) tysm for doing this event and always working so hard <3

⭐ OIKAWA TOORU: hi i love your writing!! can i please request work au (boss oikawa x secretary fem reader?) with degradation and him fucking your in the window 😭💗💗

[mistymark]

the boyfriend one. [hendery]

full masterlist // part of the nct boyfriend series // 1.1k

ok wow first assessment: 10/10 boy

gotta say it outright: mans is secure

like I dont rly see him as the type to get jealous

someone could deadass be like ‘hey are u okay with this?’ and he’ll look over and see u and some other guy just talking and laughing

and hed be like ???? what is there to not be okay with ??

and its genuine confusion

like he just doesn’t get why he should feel threatened by you being happy while talking to someone who isn’t him

he’s just happy ur happy!

he trusts you so much and just feels so secure in ur relationship

sometimes he’ll get jokingly jealous

if you say something like ‘wait yangyang asked me to help him fix his speaker ill be right back’ hendery will just grin and be like ‘wow should I be jealous??? bc I am??????’

also texts you all the time

you swear he must be glued to his phone

anything that happens to him is being recorded and texted to u immediately

also is the guy that goes through every single one of your texts and responds to each one individually

you sent him 12 texts?

you’ve got 15 in return

50% of his texts are just photos

most of them don’t even have captions – just random selfies

but each one makes you swoon bc holy shit that boy is so gorgeous what

sends u pics of louis all. the. time.

he sends pics of him cuddling the tiny cat with a pout and captions them like ‘wish this were u :(‘

you respond ‘wow sorry I cant be him >:(‘

both of u joke around a lot

if 50% of his texts are photos, 25% are gifs

they never make any sense

he’ll just send u a funny gif he found and hope u find it funny too

has never ever left u on read

probably incapable of doing so tbh

also isn’t afraid of flirting with you?? even after u start dating???

hits u with cheesy pick up lines and smooth one-liners at any opportunity

even when the others are around

bc he literally doesn’t care and loves your reactions

big grins

‘I want, uh-’ and you’ll be like ‘me? :D’

and his smile just gets rly wide

‘well, yeah… but that’s not what I was going to say!’

kun waiting to hear what hendery wanted: o.O

calls himself a simp for u as a joke but its only funny because it really is true

it was especially funny before you guys started dating

because he was so obvious

at first you were oblivious but that boy wears his emotions on his face

didn’t take you long to realise he liked you too

could not keep his eyes off of you tbh

even when you weren’t even talking to him, or he was talking to someone else

his eyes would just follow you as you walked into the room, got something you needed, walked out

and he’d always have this dumb lovestruck look on his face

whenever he made a joke, he’d always look to you to see if you laughed too

the sparkle in his eye whenever he saw u laughing at his jokes :(((( so cute :(((

loves to cuddle !!!!

slut for cuddling !!

run your fingers through his hair once and he’ll just melt in ur arms

lowkey dates are definitely his thing

doesn’t mind going out but any date that ends with y’all chilling at either his place or yours is his fave

prefers dumb comedies and action movies over any other kind of movie

tho he wouldn’t care abt the movie if youre with him

he finds it lowkey rly difficult to focus when ur around !!

cannot stop smiling when he knows ur watching him

when u go out with the group, he doesn’t feel the need to be attached to u at all times

but he will look over at you a lot to check up on u

just to make sure ur included and having a good time, you know?

he would never say it but he’s so glad you get along well with his friends

especially since they’re so important to him

oh! he gives u all his clothes

literally anything u want he’s throwing it at u

sometimes hides the blankets in his room when u come over so u have to ask to borrow clothes

bc the smile on ur face and the blush on ur cheeks when u slip his clothes over your head is the cutest thing ever

also just rly loves being in physical contact with you??

especially behind closed doors

hes so clingy

like in public hes content with his arm around you or holding ur hand

but when ur alone in his room watching movies?

wraps himself around u like a koala when u cuddle

u get up to go to the bathroom and hes like ‘noooooo’

‘:) be quick’

texts u while ur in the bathroom like ‘i miss u AHAHAAHAHAH’ and then groans when he realises ur phone is with him

takes a lot of dumb casual selfies on ur phone whenever ur not around

sometimes u purposefully leave ur phone with him so he’ll do just that

uses classic emoticons in his texts like ;) :) and :D

responds ‘can I join? ;)’ to random things you say youre doing

like cleaning your desk or hanging your laundry

‘can I join? ;)’ ‘u want to help me clean the toilet?’ ‘aha if I was cleaning the toilet what would we be doing? Aha ;)’ ‘istg hendery I-’

shows up at ur place when hes bored and got nothing to do

‘hey’ ‘hey :) whats up?’ ‘can I come over’ ‘yeah, is everything ok?’ ‘ye im here’

and ur like 0.0 ok

and he just hangs about, helping u with whatever u need to do and then u just chill for the rest of the day

also if u have a dog he’d want to walk it with u

u felt like being Shefs ™ and he came over to make chocolate covered strawberries with u bc neither of u wanted to actually cook or bake anything difficult

but u ended up eating all the strawberries dipped in the melted chocolate without letting them cool

chocolate was EVERYWHERE

especially after u both tried to feed them to each other

loves to share his music with u !!

ok this is 1.1k words I need to stop even tho im in my hendery feels

OVERALL BEST BOY IMMA CRY XX

[lovelykei]

Haikyuu bf on insta pt.6 ‼️

Im finally here with hq bfs part 6!! This was requested by @eitadesu​ @wansseul​ and @nia-vsqz 

I had already done sakusa so please check my masterlist out! Anyways sorry for the wait I hope you enjoy these!

Atsumu:

“We are n o t climbing a mountain to take cute pictures tsumu”

“B but babe 🥺 it’s only a 1 hour hike🥺”

“I can’t take cute pictures iF IVE HIKED FOR 1 HOUR TSUMU”

That’s the story on how you found yourself at a beach at the crack of dawn😳

He had set up the camera and walked over to wrap his arms around you

“My baby is so pretty, even when you’re sleepy”

Atsumu is a master at sweet talking, he knows exactly what to say to make you feel better

So even though you were cranky about your lack of sleep you melted like putty in his arms🥺

He knew you were a bit camera shy so he always did his best to make you feel comfortable.

He never pushed you to pose but rather just held you close🥺

He really liked looking through the pictures and seeing you smile so whole heartedly at him

It made his heart go ✨🥰💓💕💗🧚🏻‍♂️✨💓🧚🏻💗💕🥰🧚‍♀️

So when you softly rubbed your nose with his in an Eskimo kiss he couldn’t help but wrap his arms tighter around you.

Atsumu wasn’t one to say thank you too often, he usually felt that he deserved getting praised bigegoassbitch😔

HoWEVER when he stood there with you in his arms he thanked all the gods and angels for letting him have you.

Maybe it was they way the light reflected on Atsumus features that made you heart beat like you were 16 again

Or maybe it was the way his eyes met yours and made you feel like the most important person in the world

Whatever it was, on an empty beach at 5:53 on a Saturday

you fell inlove with Miya Atsumu all over again💗

Semi :

First of all semi 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Now that we got that out of the way- let’s begin-

Semi looks h o t playing the guitar, I mean he usually looks like a Greek god but with a guitar? Deadly.

You wanted to learn how to play too, and be a sexy queen/king

And it started, everyday he would sit down in the sofa with you either on his lap or right next to him

For 2 weeks he taught you all the easy basic chords like C G D Dm Am A E Em and so on

But you felt confident, you wanted to learn something harder

So this mf goes straight to bm and you realise your fingers are too short and there’s no way you could ever-

Anyways it takes you a while. It’s an awkward position for your fingers and it feels like your fingers simply don’t reach😔

Semi is v patient, he moves your fingers slowly and carefully

Kisses everytime you get it right🥰

After struggling with bm for about 1 hour semi decided to give you a break lmao

You guys got something to eat before getting back to business 😤

You set your phone up to record and say next to semi ready for your lesson🥵

He kissed your head before getting down to business 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗💗💗✨✨✨✨✨🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Anyways that’s the story of how you got a wholesome and soft picture with your boyfriend

Semi loved music and he loved you so being able to do music with you was his absolute favorite thing 🥺🥰✨

Shirabu :

It took a l o t of convincing to get shirabu to get couple stuff.

You wanted matching phone cases? Prepare a PowerPoint on the benefits.

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to have matching stuff and act like a couple

He’s just a bitch He just genuinely enjoyed teasing you😔

But sometimes when he’d been particularly harsh on you he would surprise you

Yesterday was one of those days when he accidentally went to far

He had said something along the lines of “I don’t need you to be able to play volleyball well” which wasn’t necessarily a lie but it still hurt you regardless

Which is why he decided to ✨make it up for you ✨

He showed up at your dorm after volleyball practice, usually you’d go watch him but since he can’t act right- 😤😤😤😤

N e ways he showed up with a bag in hand and you were like 👁👄👁

And he pulls out this matching couple pajamas

“Kenji 🥺🥺🥺” “I didn’t mean what I said yesterday or well..I don’t need you but at the very least it enhances my performance...slightly...or something”

This is the closest you’ll get to an apology so 😳

Anyways you both put your pajamas on and sit on the couch to watch something

“Actually lets take a pict-“ “no” “🥺🥺” “fine”

You couldn’t get him to smile tho but that’s just a minor inconvenience at this point

Right after you snapped the picture you squealed at how good looking your mans is

So you did the only thinkable..you threw yourself over him and started kissing his face

Kenjiro showing affection? 💀

Kenjiro receiving affection? 🥰

He wrapped his arms around your waist and melted like putty from your touch

He is a simp but make it low key 🥵

Anyways you end up having a sleepover in your dorm 🥺🥺✨

Suna is the Cuddliest!! Person!! Ever!!

Although he came off as a arrogant apathetic guy he truly was the sweetest person, he was just tired all the time

He was like a cat, you know how cats don’t fall asleep around strangers but then when they trust you the even sleep on their backs?

That’s suna 😳🐱🥺

Anyways considering this was your favorite activity, it wasn’t weird for suna to call you over when he got a new bed

He used to have a single bed so it was really small and you had to sleep on top of him

Not anymore tho 😤

You probably still will tho-

Anyways so he called you over to try out his new bed

Notlikethatyanasties

So as soon as you made it to his house he was waiting on you by the door

you both rushed to his room to wrap yourself under the soft covers

“Am I in heaven taro? This must be heaven?🥺” “there’s even angels here y/n”

“𝒮𝒾𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝓈🥺”

“Never said it was you” 🥴

“𝒮𝒾𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝓈😡”

This fkn boy is a bully but it’s okay he always kisses it better 😳

After he kissed it better 😤 you wanted to take a picture so you scooted closer to him and angled your phone

He smooched your cheek 🥺🥺💗💗💗

You couldn’t decide which bed you liked better, the new or the old one

What you did know however is that your number #1 favorite place would always be Taros arms 🥺💗

[liibrii]

I have been curious and may I ask your favorite characters from each team of Haikyuu?

yes, yes, please do, give me an excuse to talk about my faves!!  💕 I didn’t do every single team because it would be too long and tbh for some teams I just don’t care that much 🤷‍♀️

Karasuno

Hinata (he's my fave hq character, and just might be my fave character in anything ever; I love his sunny personality so much, and when he goes feral, boi, yes go crazy you tiny little ball of sunshine. “I sprouted from the concrete“ ?? we don’t talk about the pure rawness of that line enough. chills. and his growth through the series is just 👌 💯✨ unmatched. the ball boy arc made me tear up (Hinata bby, he’s so good at making friends) and then the receive in Inarizaki match?? proud tears. him going to Brazil to train?? 🤧 when the line "I'm home!" gets animated I will cry)

Inarizaki (if you've been around my blog a while this will have no surprises)

Omimi (if u didn't see this coming let me elaborate, he looks scary ok but he's a sweetheart, have u seen his current concern? adorable 🥰 also he's so freaking tall I know he gives the best bear hugs 💓 also did u know Suna looks up to his blocking? this might be my biased interpretation but let's ignore that  he’s in the same class as Kita, and explains his little rituals to his underclassmen, he finds Kita’s observation skills kinda scary but boi does he respect his captain. also did u know he’s actually born the same year as the 2nd years? aka the same year as me in conclusion, Omiren hand in marriage please 💍 also since he’s a side character with so little canon information he’s so much fun to just make wild hc’s for)

Kita (I sure did sell my soul to the scary fox captain, the Mr-no-gaps-Kita-Shinsuke; everything about him is just 💗💓✨, his dutiful personality, his absolutely adorable relationship with his grannie, the respect team has for him despite being only a bench warmer before his 3rd year, how well he knows his teammates, how proud he is to be on the same team as them, his friendship with other 3rd years 💗 he's such an interesting character. and his introduction in the  anime? ✨ legendary ✨ his timeskip occupation? perfection 🌾 “I am build upon the small things I do every day“ Sokrates who? Confucius when?)

Akagi (he's a cutie and pure unbridled bringer of chaos, we know Twins are a handful but who do you think enables them?? also who let this man be a teacher love how during the Karasuno match Akagi is the one trying to keep the team on their toes when Kita isn't on the court. he's a good senpai 🎉 also he's on first name basis with Kita so they're close friends & it's my hc he's the trouble child of the 3rd years, you can't change my mind)

Aran (this poor dude has been putting up with Twins for years and if that doesn’t buy your respect then, idk maybe him being one of the top 5 aces will? him being the on-court captain? of all the Inarizaki players Ukai being the most worried about him? Hinata comparing himself to him in that one absolutely hilarious panel? his friendship with Kita? also have u noticed he’s the only one that makes Kita actually laugh (not just smile, laugh)? his current concern? so relatable, I’m wearing socks with holes all the time, Aran we’re obviously soulmates, hit me up anytime 😍)

Atsumu (for as much as I love the prettiest of pretty setters I sure don't talk about him that much. his passion for volleyball is just 💗  his relationship with Osamu is perfect, the rivalry and constant arguing, the support and love they have for each other, that’s just how twins are I know I have two in my damn house he's the perfect combination of someone I wanna punch and hug and give kisses to. also his jokes are hilarious y'all just don't appreciate them 😤)

Seijoh 

Oikawa (he’s infuriating. because he comes off as this annoying pretty boy whose shins I want to kick twice an hour but then his complexity starts showing and I fell, never got up, but I’m still pissed about it. the amount of passion he has for volleyball? off the charts. the attention he pays to his teammates? only matched by Kita. annoying Iwa-chan all the time? relatable af, I too annoy my best friend to show my love. him going overseas to follow his dreams? as someone who left her home country for school I know how hard it can be so he has my respect and support. u go you funky little setter boy, kick everyone’s asses 🥇)

Shiratorizawa 

Tendou (I love him!! I love his goofy personality, I love his 0% or 120% blocking technique (Furudate where is my stz vs Inarizaki match, I wanna see him go up against Omimi so bad, I want to hear the banter between him and Atsumu, I wanna see him blocking Suna, Furudate when??); I love how friendly and close he is with everyone on the team. he’s such a good friend. everyone should have a friend like Tendou. especially his friendship with Ushijima, it warms my heart. also his time skip occupation is just 👌✨ amazing. and I want to fight everyone who bullied him, those bitches gonna catch these hands)

Fukurodani

Bokuto (it’s Bo. how can u not love him? he has the brightest smile to warm your heart and big arms to warm you with hugs; also his quote “It’s not impossible, it’s just hard“ like yes he’s so supportive, we all need a Bokuto in our lives. the entire training camp arc is just one big Bokuto show, him just straight up proclaiming Hinata his protege and then years later they’re on the same team 😭  and he’s so friendly with everyone, please he just wants to play volleyball and make friends. the only one who shines brighter than Bo is Hinata. also, big beefy arms 👀 )

Kamomedai

Hoshiumi (he's the definition of 'poison being in small bottles'; I love this tiny feral seagull; his rivalry with Hinata? amazing. my only complain is we didn’t get more of it. his words to Hirugami when he was feeling down and fed up with volleyball? yes Hoshiumi, ur so right!! also time skip Hoshiumi is wow wow wow a revelation indeed 👀 )

Bessho (I read the line ‘Goody McGooders’ and I haven’t been the same since. I stand on the edge of falling in love with him too. he's cute, his inner monologue is hilarious, his current concern makes me laugh. what more do u want in a man? except being real)

Msby 

Meian (I'm a simple gal, I see big beefy man, I simp 💓 he puts up with almost all of my faves so, he got my respect. also him big. can u imagine what a perfect pillow he’d be??)