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Warning: This post will contain mentions of assault or anything along the lines of it. You get the idea.

My review for HH ep 2 was supposed to be out by now, but there are some things I have to say first. My reasoning for sticking around for Hazbin Hotel is all gone except for Vox right now. I love Husk too, but they really just kinda ruined him for me in ep 4. I'm probably being dramatic but that's just how I feel. If he's supposed to be this wise bartender who's meant to make people feel better and help reach an understanding of some sort, he really just failed at that.

EP 4 of Hazbin Hotel is probably the worst one out of all the eps released so far. There are PLENTY of flaws to point out, but they can be said for some other posts I'll upload soon. What I'm mainly concerned with as of now is that "Loser Baby" song sung by HuskerDust.

So it's revealed that Husk was once an overlord and was always gambling. He betted his status and powers when playing against Alastor and lost. Now I guess he's forced to do whatever Alastor wants such as being a bartender. . . .

Sorry to get off topic here but. . . . Husk was an overlord??? I don't like how they just suddenly reveal that. It caught me off guard. I know they sorta foreshadowed it in the pilot, but they should've given most newcomers to the show a hint or something. It honestly feels like the writers just pulled that revelation out their asses just to add some positivity and similarity between Angel and Husk's relationship (because Viv and the fans just love idea of this ship oh so much)

Also, since he was previously an overlord, how come nobody's heard of him??? Everybody will get shocked when they hear or see Alastor or recognize him by his radio shows. Everybody knows the Three Vs, Camilla, etc. but not a Husk??? The Overlord with a gambling addiction?? Charlie and Vaggie will get shocked when Alastor comes in the picture but look at Husk like he's some random dude that just popped outta nowhere?

Plus, Alastor didn't force Husk to work as a bartender. In the pilot, he was easily convinced with cheap booze.

Speaking of his gambling addiction; well we all know he likes to gamble judging by his appearance. But gambling being his addiction?? Since when was that implied?

Anyway . . . . At this point, I don't get what the idea of that song is or what Husk meant by it. Maybe I am overlooking it, but its pretty hard not to believe knowing how Viv screws up her writing skills and how she went about it. According to all the Viv defenders, the song was meant to say Angel isn't alone in being stuck in a situation he feels he can't get out of and that Husk can understand where he's coming from and what he's going through. Well sorry to burst y'all's bubble, but even if that was, they just did wrong ENTIRELY. (Sidenote: If you Hazbin lovers wanna see it how u see it, then fine. But Imma stick with what I believe and there's nothing that could be said to change my mind, so don't bother trying to correct me.)

Husk makes it seem like he knows exactly what it's like being in Angel's shoes; signing a contract and being forced to do something against his will. That part seems to be the only thing they have similar. Except what happened with Husk in the past should NOT count as a similarity!

Husk: Loses a bet against Alastor, costing his soul and status as an overlord. Agrees to commit to Alastor's biddings apparently, including being a bartender for a hotel (which he wasn't really forced to do. He doesn't seem to be afraid in refusing Alastor's requests. I partially don't even believe it was apart of the deal to do what Alastor wanted)

Angel: Is a pornstar. Forced to be a pornstar and do whatever Val wants him to do. Including submitting to him and his sexual needs, getting beaten, r8ped, assaulted (sexually even), exploited, drugged, etc.

What part of Angel's problem should Husk be understanding? Alastor doesn't beat or r8pe Husk! It's never even revealed what Husk goes through with Alastor. I doubt it's anything bad on his part, since he clearly isn't afraid to talk smack to the powerful radio demon who could kill him in an instant. They just . . . had that past and now Husk is doing him a permanant favor. What Husk is doing now isn't even anything bad. He's working as a bartender for a hotel and is being paid to do it. He may not like, but it's nothing bad. What ANGEL is going through on the other hand?? The word "bad" doesn't even begin to cover it.

Husk may not know what Angel goes through (though he should connect the dots since Angel hinted at him when he revealed he gets drugged all the time) but Angel just full on agreeing with him and accepting that he's a loser for what he goes through and having to embrace his situation????

Ummm . . . . NO!

Bro! You just saw Angel about to get drugged!! He should NOT have to accept that!!

[respectthepetty]

Pride Petty Watch (SOTUS) 2/5

Since so many people voted for the two blacklisted shows I was supposed to watch during Pride, it unlocked the wild card of me rewatching my sworn enemy SOTUS. I don't remember anything about the show, and the only thing I truly took away from it was hating Krist for the last eight years, so I'm settling in and revisiting the past to figure out why I forgot about every single plot point of this show including that Jan was in it and that Kongpob x M were the perfect ghost ship.

I left off praying that Arthit gets meaner before he gets nicer, which I consider as getting better before he gets worse, but since I'm getting Dangerous Romance flashbacks flash forwards, I doubt Arthit can commit to bullying Kong much longer before he turns full simp.

How am I not supposed to root for Kong x M when M looks so devastated every time Kong leaves his side to go talk to May. I know M likes May, but the way these scenes are set up, it's hard not to think that M likes Kong and he is in pain when everyone else gets his friend's time since he has known Kong SINCE JUNIOR HIGH!

Thrilled that Wad is always ready to lay hands first and ask questions later. Also excited that he is motivated by pettiness just like me, so the only reason he is playing in the tea product placement game is just to spite the seniors. Petty work makes the dream work. Amen.

The pink milk in this series needs to be studied because on one end of the spectrum, we in BL Land know the pink milk is a staple of a Thai BL (which is slowly coming back in Last Twilight, Only Friends, Addicted Heroin and I Saw You in My Dream), but on the other end, the show itself treats the pink milk like those dumb hot takes from people asking if drinking fruity cocktails makes a man a fruit, or if sucking on popsicles makes a man want to suck a dick, or if eating food in general makes a man queer. It just feels as if this show treats Arthit that way every time he orders it, like "GOTCHA, QUEER!"

If I were that food vendor, and Kong started popping out with these little nuggets while Arthit just kept threatening him, their business would be all up in the group chat because I'd be messaging all my friends that these two gay guys were practically foreplaying right in front of my salad pork skewers.

So of course Arthit would show up to the game just to stand there and glare at a man drenched in sweat from playing a hard game of basketball like the internalized-homophobic asshat he is.

God, some things never change.

WE GOT COCA-COLA MONEY?!

I gasped not because of the note on this conversation but because of the comment coming from AN OPENLY GAY MAN on the hazers squad. I am not Thai, so the only way I can relate to the hazers is through Greek life (fraternities and sororities), and even a long long time ago, I knew openly gay men in frats, and they pulled ALL the girls since girls felt safer around them than the straights, but the look Prem and Arthit are giving Tuta when he says this is what I'm laser-focused on because they show toleration rather than acceptance. I'm taking those looks personally.

Arthit continues to say Kong's face is annoying, but he never says it's ugly. Sir, I see your gay awakening on the horizon.

AND M WITH THE FUCKING LOOKS AGAIN! He is looking at Kong on stage then looking at May looking at Kong on the stage, and I know where this is going, but my god does it feel like M is sad because he believes Kong is straight and wouldn't reciprocate the feelings he has for his best friend SINCE JUNIOR HIGH!

I have made it clear that I do not like Krist (I believe his acting is flimsy but I can't even act like I like people, so who am I to judge), but I don't think the people behind the filming of this show liked him either because these opening title cards between the parts of the episodes are doing him dirty.

Excuse me, little stage presenter, I need to know what the fuck was going on with this performance that they had a western theme with modern guns. Was it Big Sean's "I Don't Fuck With You"?

And why is Jan looking like Taylor Swift in "Teardrops On My Guitar"? This show was in 2016, but the styling and hair are in 2003.

Now the judges are coming for Kong, and Lord knows he is going to answer in the most uncontroversial way because Kong refuses to pick a side against hazing and the boy he likes being punished by.

*eye roll* I did not think I'd make it here this quickly, but I'm on Arthit's side because Kong IS annoying. Jan's character looks full-on Stockholm Syndrome into the camera when Kong is answering, yet homeboy is just over there giving the most ridiculous reason of "our hazers have their reasons for hazing us" and now I see the direct line to GMMTV forgiving parents for abuse (Double Savage!).

Kong can play basketball really well. He remembers everyone's name. The whole class wanted him to be president. He is great in school. Now he is the Freshy Moon. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. I hate this kid.

M, my most beloved, now I see why you're quiet a lot.

I appreciate M for also stating that Kong is just great at everything without trying, but it also feels that he is hyping up his boy because he has been IN LOVE WITH HIS SINCE JUNIOR HIGH!

In a room full of people, only Kong notices that M is unhappy, and now I see the direct they-are-married-but-not-a-couple line to Peaceful Property. New understands these roles well.

THE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS! Can you run 54 laps, Arthit? Can you squat 200 times, Prem? These freshmen won everything, yet Arthit is still being a dickwad, and he just got his ass off of school probation. Bold move, sir! I want the juniors to suffer. Except for Bright. My boy has never done anything wrong, and if he did, he didn't.

I saw an umbrella in The Ex-Morning pilot trailer, and if that show doesn't give me a scene of these two arguing in the rain over the dumbest shit, then what is the point?

All those people watching Arthit, and none of his boys could run with him? If the purpose of hazing is unity, obviously the juniors didn't get that memo when they were being hazed as freshmen, so why continue the traditions that they don't even abide by?! Arthit is better than me because I would have crawled my ass back to my dorm before accepting their help SINCE THEY DIDN'T EVEN RUN LAPS! And now this little freshman wants to be up in his face. What's the point of the umbrella now?! He is a boy in a BL who has been in the rain for hours. HE IS ALREADY GOING TO DIE NO THANKS TO YOU UNHELPFUL DOUCHE NOZZLES!

I was just on Arthit's side, but then the show decided to tell me that entire seniors-hazing-the-juniors thing was a setup, and mixed with most of the images on Arthit's door being black-and-white, and one of those images being Charles Manson's Rolling Stone cover, I'm back to hating him again. So in case anyone is still following along, I now hate both of the leads. Can I get M and Bright back?

Kong says several times that Arthit can punish him, then he irons Arthit's clothes. If this show would just lean into the kink of it all, I would embrace everything about it. If Kong could just be a masochist dom, I would be delighted. JAPAN, COME HERE RIGHT NOW! Fuck remaking Love in the Air! Remake this kinky shit instead!

This is what a sado sub looks likes and Japan would know exactly what to do with him. Now I'm mad that I'm watching the babygirl-fication of a perfectly good jerk.

Well hello there you two! You wanna make out before going to the hospital? Maybe keep it all a secret from everybody else? I'm so pissed that I can't remember this plot now because I don't think they will be a thing BUT THEY WOULD BE PERFECT!

And I'm still rooting for my boy M to get his best friend since unlike Arthit, M can at least acknowledge that his friend is pretty to his face. No internalized homophobia here but probably because M isn't even a homo. I've sailed ships with less.

😬🥴🙃 Thank you subtitler for keeping the word. It's important. So are the looks that I'm taking personally. And BRIGHT IS THE ONE TO SAY IT! So I like M now and only M. Everyone can eat dirt and choke.

Arthit's nickname means warmth? I'm starting to remember why I forgot this show. Like Celine Dion, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"

And I hate it.

[chronotsr]

Pre-G1 Modules, part 4B - The Judge's Guild Roundup Completed

Oh. Oh we're still doing this? It won't end? Gods. At least we made it to 1978. Anyway, happy eclipse to every. Reminder: the people who run Judge's Guild now are full-on nazis, do not buy their books. Go hug your loved ones instead.

The Thieves of Fortress Badabaskor (1978)

Maybe I was too hard on the Prince Valiant-ass artstyle. It looks very proud for a bandit fortress, don't you think? The full color version that comes out later is even nicer -- it's the one you find on google images first. Anyway. Fort Badboybaskaur was founded by ''The Emperor of Glorious Doomfire''. It truly was the era of so-bad-its-good naming! The fort was built so that if raiding happened, the many small villages could congregate there for safety. Only, it turns out there was a red dragon underneath. And then that got resealed. And then an evil demigod took over. And then bandits took that over.

I read this section like five times and for the life of me I cannot find a prophesy here. They just kind of say it because it sounds cool. The prose in this hand out is, really really rough, it's a lot of proper nouns and moral history tropes -- empire becoming successful and spawning evil religion yada yada yada. The proper noun addiction is strong with this one, we get quite a few undefined proper nouns here. He's another classic: "Zanaaphic the All-King of the Spirit Universe". I have so many questions! None of which will be answered. "Angall of the Perpetual Void" Wow! Those are some neat nouns! The net effect, however, is there was a really skilled evil wizard who got confronted by a god, beat him, and by defeating him became a four-armed dragon-skinned bat-winged magical null. He does up to 16 pips of damage with his silly flails!

So the cover image is lying a little bit about the fortress. In both of the presented maps, there is no cool rampart that you have to slowly siege, there are mountains both in front and behind the fortress, and there are way more than three turrets. I am actually a little fond of this keep layout-wise, it's less cramped than the Keep on the Borderlands is. Naturally, it sits at the foot of Mount Deception.

It's a nice little fortress, no? I would recommend getting a modern copy of the map if it wasn't for the ownership sucking ass in an extreme way. Plus, having dungeons under your keep on the borderlands seems like a great idea, actually. Or, shit, having a rival keep on a rival borderlands sounds kinda rad. Anyway, the room by room is pretty rote. The exterior rooms are mostly just services you'd give to anyone walking in, but the real juicy stuff is all kept inside the mountain walls. We've got your usual suspects. Guard captain, bossman, bossman's terrible wife (and the wife is legally required to be evil because male writers), pawnbroker, human trafficker, tavernsssssss, gemcutter, blacksmith, et c. Some of the names are okay, "Hole in the Hill Inn" run by ogres was really funny to me, I would change them to hill giants to complete the joke.

The dungeon has an interesting conceit where there are some generic "alternate rooms" in the back of the book that come with a blank room number that you can swap if you dislike the default room contents. I'm really in favor of this mindset. I have thought for a while that it'd be kind of nice for adventure books to be shipped in some sort of editable capacity? Like if I wanna do open heart surgery on a floor of a dungeon, but I like the other 4 floors, it'd be nice to keep it in the original format instead of having the adventure book and then some loose-leaf with the changes penciled in. Tragically, the alt rooms are overwhelmingly just monsters in a room, with the outlier being a wererats with a little kidnapping scheme.

Underneath the fortress there are five levels, one is actually above ground level and in the cliff face behind the keep, and the third level leads to the surface via caves. Neat! I'm kind of imagining Gerudo Fortress here on a lot of levels. Here's a quick skim of the best contents:

There appears to be a little rat treasure hoard where the rats have to pay their dues to their little rat kings? What's going on here is kind of unclear to me, but I can't help but imagine one of the guards trained the rats to hide money in the walls for him and the ten rats with silver formation are a kind of animal-passcode.

A chest trapped with some sort of reverse truth serum -- it removes your ability to speak, see, or hear for a week if you open it without permission. Naturally, the chest is decorated with the three wise monkeys 🙈🙉🙊 (and a mysterious fourth monkey the text implies nothing about, maybe it's Sezaru? Curse of erectile dysfunction!)

The alarm system seems to be gong-based

Oh, I don't like this beholder at all. Ewwww! But also, why is this drawing here? There's no beholders in here? Is this some kind of silly trap for snooping players? In fact, most of the monster illustrations are…kind of just random monsters.

The treasury is booby-trapped to hell and back. We have a standard guillotine trap disarmed with a tile puzzle on the wall, a hell-hound guard dog, and the most prominent magical item is a necklace of strangulation. Rough break! Just go ahead and put all of the treasure on pressure plates with flame jets at that point.

A reverse gravity pit-trap -- you pull a book, you fall through a hole in the ceiling and then it traps you in the ceiling. It's just a pit trap at the end of the day, but way vivid!

A chair made of a dragon's arms and horn that will animate and attack you if you try to pry gems off it or attack anyone

Two wizards are having a battle over who gets to own a trained lizard that can sing and carry heavy loads. I understand guys. That lizard is worth it.

Under a sarcophagus is written "If you can read this, you're too close", as well as some explosive runes

The treasure hoard of a lost king, if you attempt to steal it, will turn into a treasure construct shaped like the king. Awesome!

"A similar cabinet on the north wall is labeled "For Future Imperialists". In the top drawer is a Gem of Brightness, the second is a pair of Bracers of Defenselessness, and in the bottom drawer is a pouch of Dust of Sneezing and Choking." I would fully lean in, make it a Cursed Gem of Brightness that you can't turn off, and put the Bracers in the top drawer if the goal is to prank an evil character into hurting themselves.

A reverse-vampire giant lizardfolk that consumes the unlife from undead. So, Tomb of the Lizard King got beat to the vampire-lizardfolk punch, I guess?

Large swaths of this dungeon genuinely feel randomly generated. The worst parts are about half of floor 2, 3, and about half of floors 4 and 5. It just feels like padding to me. And in true Judge's Guild fashion, there are treasure stores in the temple that are "instantly max your character" amounts of loot. Now I get that shares are a thing and you gotta pay your hirelings, but still, 1.5M gold represents like, even if you're a party of 10 you're still looking at instantly maxing a thief, shooting a fighter to level 8, and shooting a wizard to level 9. And there's no way you were at 0xp when you smuggled that statue out, that's going to be an instant max for just about anyone. The big reveal that I…guess you could conceivably puzzle out? Is that the dragons were nearby because they were minions of a dragon-king entombed under this fortress before it was built. A cool idea, that desperately needs more foreshadowing. The love clearly went into making those tombs cool, so if I was going to rip anything off from this module that'd probably be my second port of call.

Gen Con IX Dungeons (1978)

What a name, right? How come Tsojconth got a name and these dungeons didn't? Blatant favoritism. Well actually one of the two dungeons may as well be called the Halls of Grsk. And, wow, everything about the design notes are ominous. "Simplicity would be the prime requisite". So….does that mean this adventure is boring on purpose, Bob?

The adventure is split into two bits, the player-side info and the gm-side info, which…okay. Sure. The titular dungeon is set in the "Celtic mythos", whatever the fuck that means (Bob, the Celtic cultures covered almost all of Europe and parts of Asia. That phrase is meaningless!). TL;DR the old king's wizard went evil and killed the king, left no one to rule, and then went nuts and much later summoned a bunch of demons to protect his loot now that he's old and dying. The local wizard, Framschamsnaggle (seriously?) bullies you into raiding his tomb to get a staff back. There's a dragon in there and you were handed a teleportation amulet that will zip you out as soon as you get your hands on the staff.

Oh. Oh that's not good. That's a very not good dungeon layout. That's a very bad dungeon layout. And the contents are, as bad. I wonder if it was considered bad at the con itself? I couldn't find a single remarkable thing in this whole dungeon. It is neither weird, nor funny, nor clever, nor interesting. It's 30 random dungeon rooms in a row, with a rare trap that is practically randomized also.

The sole joy I can find in this module is this illustration, which looks like a shitpost.

The second round of the tournament (1st round eliminates) is set in a completely different place, which is more properly called the Halls of Grsk. Almost all of this area is also just, save or suck traps and monsters. There is one trap that's kind of classic and okay -- picking up the giant ruby locks all exits, many red herrings, room starts heating up like an oven. The solution is to smash the ruby, which instantly kills the heating element. It's not amazing (how are you supposed to guess it's a ruby? It behaves like a pressure plate trap but the ruby itself is contact-activated) but it's the least bad thing in here. The portal-that-eats-you prank in particular grinds my gears, the game communicates every possible thing to say it kills you, and by blind faith you go through and is the best solution. Picking up the fake secret item instantly kills you, because fuck you. The fakeout trap's sole hint is "why are there two normal doors on the north wall?" which, it's a points-based dungeon, they're going to assume it's for extra points. Also, the whole dungeon is a massive straight line in disguise. It's a wreck.

Actually, the whole scenario feels like a worse "Tomb of the Lizard King" in a lot of ways, down to the silly rhyme on the last page that gives you a critical clue about how to kill the undead baddie. In a sense it's also like Tomb of Horrors in that way, I guess, but the vibes are a lot more like Tomb of the Lizard King.

Damn it Bob, you made it boring on purpose.

Citadel of Fire (1978)

This is truly one of the dungeon covers of all time.

Is… is that The Golem? I hope Rabbi Loew is available. Or, maybe it's good that he's not in the module, because obviously this construct's creator is going to be evil in this module.

This is the least least imaginative of the Judge's Guild modules in this series. It is, simply a wizard's tower. If you have ever in your life read a wizard's tower module, you've read this one. The JG staples of constant slavery mentions continues with slave girls being in every single damn room of the towers. There's, not really much plot to go on either. There are wizards, the hill is good for magic, they are aligned with the goblins, go chop 'em up.

Sigh. Here's the memorable bits.

Nearly out the gate, we get one of those paragraphs that you would hope would be so obviously bad to the writers that they would second guess the decision. Why the actual hell did you stat out some 200 nearly identical goblins manually?

What is that and when do I get a bestiary entry for them? That's not a joke, the module never mentions what this is and now I want this Weresalazzle in my adventures.

The vague allusion to "Shabast", which are apparently a species of people who are intelligent clouds? But only sometimes.

A variety of pens for animals the wizards are working on, which include an Irish deer, a jackalwere, a baby lammasu, a giant slug named Skippy, some orcs, man-eating apes, an elephant, and a hydra

For…some reason there's a tavern on the 2nd floor of a dungeon. In the lightest defense of the module, at least the 2F has a surface access and no pre-programmed encounters between here and the tavern (random monsters thoooo). The owner sleeps with a new person every night, highly critical detail.

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OK so many rooms later there's a pyrohydra with a toothache. Mystery solved, that's why there's a magical dentist!

I hesitate to complain, but after multiple dungeons with 100k+ gold rewards, this dungeon's treasury having roughly 11,000 gold in it feels like an anticlimax. The fact that it's protected by that pyrohydra and electrified locks adds insult to injury.

This is a joke, right? That's your final floor? Anyway, this is just The Demon Floor. There is more treasure here than upstairs, which is a little strange given that the demon serves the wizard and not the other way around.

So on the whole, deeply shit. In conclusion, Early Judge's Guild leaves a lot to be desired. Next time we will -- wait, am I free? There's no more pre-G1 modules? I get to finally do TSR shit and leave this mire?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (edit: I was half-right -- there was one more pre-G1 module, but it was TSR!)

[riality-check]

So no pressure at all intended, but am I allowed to ask for Appalachian!Eddie headcanons? Or Steddie headcanons with a ✨️ sprinkle ✨️ of Appalachian!Eddie? Or Appalachian Munson Family headcanons! You've awoken a beast in me that craves this version of Eddie. 🥰

Yes, of course!! I'm physically incapable of shutting up about this, so you giving me an excuse to talk about it is wonderful. I'm going to take this in a slightly different direction and talk about all the Munson Family Lore (TM) that I couldn't necessarily fit into the first chapter of the big ass Eddie backstory, but it is all canon in my brain and my little universe.

(I promise I'm working on getting chapter 2 up!)

Anyway, in no particular order, have some of My Thoughts (started out as family lore and devolved into Steddie. I'm all over the place, it seems!):

Both of Eddie's parents are originally from West Virginia.

They had Eddie at 16 and dropped out of high school.

They had a quick courthouse wedding when they were 17. Wayne was one of the witnesses, and Eddie's mom's sister was the other one. They jokingly asked the judge if Eddie, six months old and dressed in a tiny suit-patterned onesie, could be one of the witnesses when Wayne was running late.

Eddie's dad's side of the family is Baptist, and his mom's side is Jewish. Neither one of them are particularly observant, so Eddie grows up with holidays as more cultural/family traditions, rather than religious ones.

His mom's family did not approve of the marriage. They thought his dad was up to no good. His mom doesn't really talk to her family after that.

There is a Reason(TM) why Wayne and Eddie's dad don't talk. Yes, it's a spoiler.

Wayne is about ten years older than Eddie's dad. He enlisted in the Army as soon as he turned 18 and was shipped off to Korea. When he came back, years after he got plopped back in the States, because he had to piece himself back together, he sees that his little brother dropped out of high school and has a wife (not legally, not yet) and a baby on the way.

Wayne and Eddie's dad's father was a coal miner. He also just sucked as a person, and he died when Wayne was around 17, so he didn't feel as guilty for leaving.

Wayne was a truck driver for years before he settled in Hawkins. He starts off doing construction there before he starts working at the plant.

Both of Eddie's parents are addicts. They tried their best, but they absolutely were not equipped to handle a kid.

All hail Dolly Parton. That's it, that's the thought. Eddie's parents (and Wayne) love Dolly. And a bunch of other old school country artists, like Loretta Lynn, Johnny Cash, and Willie Nelson. They just sort of get it.

Eddie's got an accent, but from state-hopping so much as a kid, it sounds more pan-Appalachian than anything else. His parents keep their vernacular from West Virginia, but they'll change it up for wherever they're staying. Anything to not draw attention to the fact that they're new in town, anything to keep a low profile.

Eddie likes reading Twain books. They're not written in his dialect, but he thinks it's cool that they're written in dialect at all. They're really fun to read out loud.

Eddie can't, for the life of him, say "tobacco." And I wrote a fic about it.

Eddie's mom called him all sorts of pet names growing up, but the one she used most often was "sugar." Eddie's dad was the only person who called him "Ed."

Neither one of Eddie's parents could carry a tune in a bucket, but that never stopped them from singing to him growing up. Wayne can't sing, either, but he doesn't try.

Steve thinks Eddie's accent is cool and also hot.

Eddie thinks it's a little bit funny when Steve can't understand conversations between him and Wayne. They talk so fast and the vowels and vocab are different and he is lost. Eddie will fill him in after, though.

Eddie's accent automatically kicks in when he sings lullabies.

Eddie's dad's name is John, and his mom's name is Rebecca.

"Edward" was the only first name the two of them could agree on, though they never call Eddie that, and his middle name is his father's name.

That's all I have off the top of my head! Everything else is kind of a spoiler, so I'm avoiding talking about it, at least until I get more chapters of the big ass Eddie backstory out. Thank you so much for asking, this was so much fun for me!!

[liz-allyn]

uh, ma'am? I just caught up with 15 & 16 and I'm making incoherent noises? is that normal? Web MD doesn't know what to say.

I am so so sad for Honey. She has snapped and the final scene from chapter 16 felt entirely like she was punishing both herself and Peter. I don't even know what to say!! My skin was crawling with those descriptions of what she went through with john (I refuse to capitalize his name. that is an executive decision I made after these two chapters) and the overlap of him and Peter. The images of them switched. Like she didn't know anymore. Everyone is a danger. Everyone will hurt her. No safety, no mercy.

Oof, the absolute heartbreaking parallel of the description of her wedding night and the dom scene with Peter. She was confused. Violated. Hurt and humiliated. And then she snaps from that daze and inflicts a semblance of the same on Peter. He is hurt and ashamed and confused. It's super heavy and I'm not sure I'm in the best mental state to really grasp everything, but just know that I'm speechless and so saaad for them both. I don't think that Peter doesn't deserve some or even all of this, and on some level, he would be incapable of accepting anything good in the state he's in. Honey helps him despite herself and what he's done to her, and he can't find it in himself to be anything but suspicious. I got the feeling that in this last chapter, Honey has grasped some power back and is immediately using it to inflict similar hurt on Peter, like what she went through. It's like she's feeling relief by proving to herself that she can do the same as the people that hurt her. She can dominate and subjugate and humiliate also. And it leaves her heartbroken. But I can hardly blame or judge her? I'm also scared that Honey made a connection between john violating her during sex and Peter fucking "that silver whore until she was covered in blood". I'm actually really scared of what she even thinks of him now.

I think I need a support group to talk about this story with, it's so addictive and maddening and I cannot stop readinggg

And as a little final thing: I wonder if Honey has any scars from all of the stitches it's implied she's given herself. And what a dumb fuck Peter is for realizing she's done that before and not questioning whether it might've been for herself ohmygod see? Maddening, I tell you!

^me seeing that you've caught up!

Oof, yes yes yes - first of all, I deeply apologize for the heavy angst. I promise it's going to be worth it in the end.

I totally understand anyone's hesitation to shy away from this story from time-to-time. Simultaneously, I want to keep reassuring people that as far down as I bring you, I'm gonna build you back up.

Hey, also - thank you for analyzing the content without being overly critical. It's okay to be worried for these characters! It's okay to be appalled! I don't think I've ever worked as hard at character building than I have on this story. Sometimes I step back and I'm like - is it too much? But I appreciate the feedback loop because it helps me steer the ship when I'm going off course.

Spoilers ahead (as well as heavy triggering topics) - I love what you pointed out about Honey mirroring the abuse that she's suffered. I've done a lot of research on how victims process trauma, and I wanted to really portray that. There's a victim-offender overlap, where victims of violence without proper support are statistically likely to gain traits of their offenders.

One of the things I wanted to establish early on is that Honey doesn't lash out. She shuts down. She doesn't typically respond with violence and isn't used to it. And each time she does with Peter, she tastes a little bit of how good it feels to be able to expend that anger somehow. Only afterwards she eventually feels guilt, like the lines between herself and John are blurry.

Also I think to an extent, the lines being blurred between John and Peter in her mind are both beneficial and harmful. On the one hand, she doesn't fully trust Peter (or anyone or anything, for that matter), so much so that she needs to feel a separation between them. She is willing to lie to him (and lie to herself about him). On the other hand, more controversially, imagining that Peter is assaulting her is the thing that pushes her over the edge and makes her orgasm. The way I see it, Peter is the monster she can control. Peter is her monster. Fantasizing about him as the perpetrator is a coping mechanism and is gratifying in the sense that she can have power over the situation.

anyway lots to think about! hope you enjoy the next chapter sometime soon!

[pearblossommina]

ToG Read-a-Long, Queen of Shadows, day 2

Ch 8

Manon, omg she’s here omg

and so is DUKE PERRINGTON that mf. never ever thought I’d see him again.

This stuff with Kaltain really upsets me

In the first place sexual violence really upsets me - even if it’s just implied and not directly on screen - I am soft, and I am EASILY DISTRESSED - and I don’t like to read novels where stuff like this happens. It upsets me even more if this is supposed to be her comeuppance for being unlikeable in book one. Nobody deserves what this poor woman went through. (The addiction. The dungeons. And forced to marry the Duke, of all things.) (now she’s a mindless minion wearing one of those collars)

Why does Kaltain have to wear a collar, though…?

Is she a magician like Dorian? Is she secretly a princess, is she actually his sister and he didn’t know it? IS THAT WHY THE QUEEN DIDN’T LINE HER UP AS A MARRIAGE CANDIDATE FOR DORIAN IN BOOK 1

Maybe not, lol, she’s probably only wearing one so we’ll get to learn a way to free someone from a collar without beheading them… I refuse to just accept now that Kaltain is probably going to lose her head…

Anyway, I feel awful seeing her like this, it feels real icky and I hate everything about it.

ch 9

Ok

I formed some private opinions on Lysandra while I was reading The Assassin’s Blade but I wasn’t sure if she was going to be a returning character or not.

I think she’s fine????

And

I don’t

Understand

Why she and Celaena hate each other

Like - is it just because of Sam????

Sam wanted you to be friends! So! Stop hating each other it doesn’t MAKE ANY SENSE you’re both victims of the same twisted system and you could murder Arobynn together if you could get over your petty grudge.

“Not the sword-no, she wanted the intimacy of a knife, wanted to share breath with the courtesan as she ended her.”

Hot

PLEASE share breath with her

I mean

(I know - I’m sorry - but my brain is like (maybe they should kiss) end this tension the good old fashioned way)

"Unfortunately for you, I don't have any interest in women. Even when they're paid for." My ship sinks, womp womp

(Screw you SJM can’t I ever have anything I want)

(Let Aelin kiss a girl damn it)

The ending of this chapter is so fast

Um

But yeah I agree! Quit dismissing people, Aelin? You’re not better than everyone else. You could have been friends with Lysandra instead of enemies, you could have been friends with Kaltain instead of judging her instantly, you could have GOTTEN TO KNOW Sorscha instead of just letting her fade into the background like she was beneath your notice.

IS THIS CHARACTER GROWTH oh my goodness (I am rooting for you so hard honey) (MY QUEEN)

Ch 10

“The least you could do is take me to dinner before looking at me like that.” I love you Aedion lol

But AHHHHHHHH this villain! I hate him

I hate him when can he die

Ch 11

Hehe

I kinda like Nesryn too

I hope she saves Dorian, I really do like him, and I’m team save-his-neck. Would like to see Chaol and Dorian get reunited as best-bros-who-are-totally-platonic-and-not-in-love.

Ch 12

“Humans were for sport and blood and the occasional, very rare siring of witchlings.”

I still wanna know if there’s any such thing as a male witch

Ok - so there seems to be some plot happening. Duke wants to implant stones in their belly buttons to make new soldiers….

And witches are already partially valg?

I swear to god I was paying attention before but this feels like brand new information.

(I don’t care. The more SJM makes them seem like scary unredeemable villains the harder I simp)

“Witchlings were so rare, and all of them female, as a gift from the Three-Faced Goddess.” Oh so the witches ARE all female

That’s pretty nifty and I like it as worldbuilding. I don’t like Harry Potter anymore, but it reminds me of the Veela. It’s just fascinating to have a fantasy race that can only be passed through female lineage, like they can have sex with human men, and procreate, but a male child will never bear the full features of the race. For some reason this sort of thing is really engaging to me. Also I just like high fantasy lesbian allegories, fight me.

“Manon poked an iron-tipped nail beneath Elide’s chin, tilting her head up.”

I am so down bad, Manon, PLEASE

(she- SHE!!!!) (i’m so gay) (I’m gonna lose it if she keeps being so effortlessly sexy)(I’m sorry) (guh) (she’s very hot though)

I’m like, really having a hard time not devouring this book

The struggle is real

[breaking-thechains]

⠀⠀⠀ ☆ — Jeff Pilson ׅ⎖

⠀Dokken's token bassist has arrived! Will he talk ⠀about batman comics? Will he chat your ears ⠀off? Will he drink the last beer? Who knows!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Don't like? Don't interact.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... more info below

Before you follow / interact

I am new to rp on tumblr so please be patient with me while I figure everything out, but I am not new to rock star rp! I've written an array of rock stars on twitter that I plan to move here!

I prefer not to write with minors!! Just a personal comfort thing as I'm nineteen turning twenty soon! 16+ is okay just be warned! (If I accidentally follow you and you're 15 or below please block, asks are fine though!)

Nsfw and such is fine, I don't mind it! (Anything descriptive is for dms only! and please be respectful, I won't hesitate to block.)

My writing is usually literate, so changing layout forms is gonna be awkward for me, but I'm learning!

I also write the darker topics that come with rock stars and the 80s, which is another reason I don't write with most minors! If anything might be triggering, feel free to block!!

Much of my portrayal is both fact and fiction, so don't think of everything I write as true! I am not affiliated with Jeff Pilson.

My asks are open so feel free to either interact ic or ask questions about me ooc! (Please label anything ooc if so that way I won't get confused. Just don't be creepy!!)

My activity may be on and off, so don't expect me to be active all of the time!

Single-ship seems to be the standard on tumblr, but I prefer multi-ship. If you don't like that it's fine just don't judge me about it. (A main ship will be reserved with proper chemistry.)

My private messages are open too, so if that's preferred we can write in there or just chat!

Ooc is labeled with // !!

I go by Swine, my pronouns are he/him. I'm available on discord for roleplay too! I don't automatically respond ic as it's my personal discord, so don't send ic starters and such.

Side blogs are @outofthecellar @whitesnakez & @bigcityroadie

Personal blog is @quiet-riot-breathless

⠀⠀⠀⠀Now onto Jeff!

Set during the release of the album Under Lock And Key (1985), so Jeff has been with Dokken for two years!

Jeff took on the role of bassist for Dokken after Juan Croucier left to join Ratt.

Known for being energetic and he's so sweet he'll give you cavities!

Tries to be the mediator between Don and George but it's difficult with his close friendship with George.

Once got abducted by a hardcore parental censorship group! Thankfully managed to bail without any harm done.

A bit of a nerd, Jeff loves Batman comics, Lord Of The Rings, Star Trek, and other fantasy/sci-fi medias.

Jeff plays bass both with and without a pick.

As an addict, Jeff sometimes suffers from paranoia episodes when under the influence.

Unlabeled! Not really closeted or open about it either. What happens in the back of the bus, stays in the back of the bus!

Super affectionate, no one is safe from hugs whenever he's around! A bit of a clinger, keeps him from bouncing all over the place.

⠀⠀That's all for now folks!

[xxperimentxx]

Introduction I guess

I write on AO3, here is where I shitpost, post playlists or do memes etc.

Pronouns: He/Him Sexuality: as straight as a soggy noodle Interests: Writing, Reading, Poetry, Art, Animation, Games Nicknames: 20, Peter Rebranding myself recently because I am a legal adult Birthday: 10 August 2003

Fandoms include:

Undertale - forever classic, used to do comics, do not ask me about it, I want it buried XD Jujutsu Kaisen - gojo is overrated yes but also my fav :p Hunter x Hunter - another classic, the only anime with simple yet compelling world building really, above jjk but its close The Devil Judge - the only kdrama I will watch (G)-idle - queens BL / GL - the shabam, I've watched about most of the thai, taiwan, japanese and korean BLs but where are the good GLs???? History Series - best (although I haven't been catching up with it after 4) MXTX Series - another banger (I neeeeeed the fourth book now) David Tennant - the most queer coded straight man EVER Doctor Who - non-binary asexuals represent!!! my favorites being 10th, 12th, 13th, 14th and 15th <333 DC - love the justice league, I watch and read almost every movie, tv show and comics Marvel - I had an MCU phase lol that will completely fade after doctor strange and spiderman ends, I also watch the cartoons tho, its my childhood Offline TV - found them through the among us phase haven't left since, I'm subbed to disguised toast and sykkuno lol my comfort ship Valorant - I hate this game but it is an addiction I'm working on, also loreeeeee Team Fortress 2 - used to play it a long time ago, don't play it anymore but still reads fanfics about it Dream SMP - I support the dream team deal with it, idc what drama is on X that app is unsalvageable

[vierlandracaena]

Now that I think about it..I think we're so addicted to the internet that everyone's becoming sensitive. I mean, I'm sensitive to a sad extent or at least just a little pout extent, not, "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU" extent. Everyone else is that way and I wonder if they ever take any anger management classes or something. I mean, I get it, the world's falling apart pretty much and we're desensitized over almost everything but making a war in the comments because of some joke is uh..it's kinda crazy, y'know?

Another few things. We're so used to seeing a form of media (music, movies, skits, etc.) come out soon or later that we cannot wait, and become aggressive about it. Most people are so used to being on the internet that they're just impatient about what's coming out and then bash the creator just because it's not coming out the exact date. Sure, it's kind of annoying, but still. People act like creators don't have lives. Everyone has a life. It's not just creating stuff, they have lives to also focus on. I mean, there's literal creators for a reason. They can make bank when they're creating some things, it just takes time for that path to go where they want it to go. Hell, sometimes it doesn't even need to go for their expectations and it'll still go higher than what they thought.

Not to mention, so many people get attacked just because they say something. For example, "I don't like (Media:) because of (reason:)" like dudes, calm down, it is JUST their opinion. If you're gonna criticize, just try to make it constructive. If I ever made art or writing prompts and stuff, please make it constructive. We need these things so we can learn our mistakes as well. I'm not saying your opinion is a mistake; however, if people are just saying their opinion and it doesn't seem like how everyone thinks it would be, that's okay, because we all think differently, regardless of who we are. We're supposed to learn, be better, grow, communicate, etc. We're not supposed to be crazy ass people that think it's okay to just bully a person just because of their opinions on certain amounts of things. Now depending on what they're saying, they might, just might, get that treatment. However, at this point of time, everyone's brains are devolving.

I don't even want to go further into detail on what's actually going on with any sexes 'round here. I know if I did right now, everyone would try to criticize me just because I spoke up for myself, or just the internet's issue. I've already had a few people bash me on here just because I was talking about how Media is quite seriously taking over everyone's minds, controlling them. But hey, who am I to judge on that, right?

...

Right..?

(Anyway, If I had a dollar for every time I talked about Media and how it affects people, I'd probably be a millionaire or more, especially with shipping problems. You cannot implement your weaknesses and then try to say, "it's because of (insert reason)" when y'all are like shipping family members or somn - this is for any cest really. Age gaps, relations, or even..the uhm..bleh, animal ones. Jail, jail, jail. Moving on.)

Anyhow, I hate being this way, but Media has really been shutting down people's bodies recently. I just need y'all to know that you wonderful people can get the help you need. If you need me to send some links from across the world, I will. Whether it's suicide hotlines, or some form of mental health numbers. I don't want y'all to become these people, because (usually) they'll never change. Getting the help you need is available anywhere, everywhere..

...

Usually.

Anyhow, uhm..uh..

¿Adios?

[kauchipoteto4]

my Todoroki and Toya comparison summed up in one sketch at 11PM. will probably go more into this on my main. enjoy.

[orionsangel86]

Having finally read through the entire first 18 issues of the Spider-Man/Deadpool comics I am in love with this ship.

Like even without ANY former comic book context or knowledge it was just a really addictive story. Is Peter Parker some super rich CEO in this universe? Yes. Okay weird flex but sure I'll go with that, he seems pretty reluctant about it but I'm down.

Is Deadpool married to a literal succubus demon and Queen of Hell? Yeah for sure I've got no clue where this came from but hey apparently THE Death is also his ex girlfriend. Comic books are weird...

But OMG the TROPES.

Deadpool IDOLISES Spidey. He is head over heels for Spidey! Even with the big secret hit on Peter Parker he chooses to be better for Spidey.

The whole dancing in their underwear at the bar for Thor and the succubus demon.

Deadpools free pass list with Spidey as No.5 (love that Spidey just pretends he didn't see that.)

The fact that just like another certain popular pairing I love, it seems all their enemies know there is something between them, Shiklah is clearly jealous and Itsy Bitsy asks if they are gonna kiss.

The Christmas issue was so cute especially this moment:

JUST ADMIT YOU WANTED TO SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER ALL ALOOOONG EVEN BEFORE THE MAD ROMAN GOD DECIDED TO DESTROY NEW YORK!

(Love that they devote a whole panel to just having them stare at each other)

The way deadpool worries so much about Spidey going dark, how he starts abandoning his principles, how he care SO much and just wants to help whilst Spidey dismisses him.

The literal fight for Spidey's actual soul is just sooooo my jam. That Wade sacrifices everything he now believes to save Spidey from his self destruction I was glued to my phone reading these.

Dark Spidey was kinda hot though ngl - don't judge me.

Itsy bitsy was a freaky nightmare villain. Loved that for her. The overuse of the term "daddy" in increasingly wrong ways has scarred me (and prob Spidey) for life.

Basically what I'm saying is I'm shocked that there aren't like 20,000 fanfics already written about this story. There is so much potential as well, especially after issue 18 once Spidey realises what Wade did for him. There is a LOT to explore here:

Now obviously I haven't yet read on and I know there were different writers involved (including Robbie Thompson whose take on these characters I'm looking forward to reading for... reasons... 👀 so I'll see how it goes).

But yeah this is great. I know I'm sooooo late to the party but NWH reawakened a dormant love for Spiderman in me that was last active properly in 2004. I'm digging it okay?

If there are other active spideypool shippers and bloggers on this hellsite please give me a poke? I need more spideypool on my dash. Its uplifting and happy and full of new potential and bringing me joy. So I'm fully embracing this new hyperfixation.

[hogwartstoalexandria]

As announced, this is part one of WHAT— S7E23-24— which we'll subtitle "the almost-chill edition"

Starting off with,

"Where is your cape?"

"I'm wearing it."

Or Aaron Hotchner being a complete dork dad who builds pillow forts under the dining table with his kid and actually sleeps in them with him.

And Beth being great, also, it should be said. My heart just about exploded at the looks they exchanged when Jack asked if she could join them and sleep over. I love him, I love her, I love him and them. My HEART.

This start to the episode is Grand, because it gives me a line to follow to express the mess of my feelings. A lens (SHIPPY FEELS OHMYGOD) through which I can maybe organize this into a semi-coherent post.

Because we have this:

"You're judging me?"

Yes, David, I am judging you because you couldn't find a better pretext to be there than a fancy-yet-gross sounding cigar afficionados meet-up to be here right now.

AND OHMY HELLO THERE— I am more and more on board with this Erin/Dave angle, people! I said so before, it's very easy to get me to ship characters together but ahh, they're so good! The headbutting and power shit and Dave's faux nonchalance and Erin clinging to the rules and shit and recovering from her addiction fhjsskfjs.

Which, this is obviously not in order but:

"You changed my life, thank you."

GOOD LORD. I loved this scene so much damn. This family 😭

Which brings us to:

HELLO! The fucking line-ups in this ep are through the roof! Gosh.

How can one group of misfit people be so perfect? How can they exude such power just standing there seething. I love them. I lost my cool way too many times here.

I love any and all references to past events that the show gives us, because they show the unity that exists between them, they show how much they've built together and how strong they are together. So when JJ goes "Aaron." Apart from losing it completely because people using his first name when they usually don't is everything, it's just really really powerful. He knows how she feels, he fucking does, and they can do something about this, they can prevent another funeral they'd all attend, they can keep JJ from having her family taken away from her.

So this:

Will go down in my personal CM history as one of my favorite moments ever and, it wasn't really possible to screencap nicely but— the shots of them filing out of the truck one after the other was also a powerhouse of a sequence.

I'm keeping the wedding shots for part 2, aka, Marie loses her shit a post about how much shippy content was packed into 80 minutes and then some moar in the last 10 of those; but Dave throwing a "party" that's actually JJ's wedding at his house is so beautiful I could have cried. Tears did Well up in my eyes. He's so great.

So there. That's part of the yelling. See you later today for more 🙈.

Edit, here: Part 2 | Part 3

[tina-aumont]

Tina Aumont, sentenced by Italian judges to several years in prison for shipping opium (III/III)

Tina Aumont was also talking about the world of drugs and congratulated herself on having gotten rid of him. She said among other things:"For three consecutive years, I have been a slave to drugs, not today. I have completely rid myself of such a vice. I had a very bad time when I was addicted. I was an intern in a detox clinic. Now I am a new woman." For seven years Tina lived with the painter Frederic Pardo. In recent times with the producer Fabrizio Lori. Direct or indirect cause of this «affaire» to which we are referring. Tina affirmed: "Fabrizio is a great guy. I don't know if I will marry him or not. I am too afraid of marriage. I prefer to be unhappy single than unhappy married… Besides, I would be scared to have children - although I love children - because right now I don't lead a very quiet life… and I would like to".

Tina Aumont is hiding somewhere in France. Prison is right now the nightmare that won't let her sleep. Her father Jean Pierre stated a few dates ago:"I feel guilty for the miserable life my daughter has led. I never thought she was as unhappy as she confessed to me not long ago..."

Tina Aumont, unhappy childhood, unhappy adolescence… will she be happy when she grows up? Now, at thirty-three years old, everything seems very dark for the future.

From Rome, Gina Vecchi (Exclusive for HOJA DEL LUNES, EFE Special Services)

-La Hoja del Lunes, 5th May 1980.

[mendesxruel]

Could I have a male Marauders Era ship plz? Ppl describe me as loving, shy when nervous but bubbly and outgoing once I'm comfortable, very affectionate and supportive, extremely intelligent on a wide range of subjects (I have a fact for every occasion), passionate af so I throw myself headfirst into the things I love, I'm known to be quite the spitfire as well and I always have a snarky, sharp remark handy for any time my fierce temper flares. I've been known to dive head-first into arguments with random people to defend things I believe in & I've been known to challenge bullies of all kinds (Neo-Nazis, ⚪️ supremacists etc) bc seeing injustice pisses me off. Also, I've been told I have a weird Disney princess-like way with animals as they seem to gravitate towards me which brings me so much joy bc I adore animals of all kinds 🥰 Seeing an animal hurt is something that absolutely breaks my heart and animal abusers enrage me. I would definitely stay after Care of Magical Creatures classes to help take care of the animals. I'm also a perpetual night owl and a caffeine addict, so I basically live off coffee. I also have a very rebellious streak and issues with authority; I don't like being told what to do which makes me very stubborn. I can be very intense sometimes and I am fiercely protective of those I love. I have PTSD, GAD, and MDD so I sometimes withdraw into myself for a while but I always come back out eventually.

I'm half-white, half-Indigenous Latina and have long dark brown hair, black eyes, pale olive skin, and faint freckles across my nose. My style is usually pastel grunge (sparkly black nail polish, black ripped jeans, tank top with a pastel-colored flannel, lots of eyeliner, Converse or heels), anything that hugs my curves. I have a very curvy hourglass figure and dress to accentuate my shape so people often underestinate me and think I'm "a dumb airhead princess"type bc of it so I relish getting to prove them wrong by obliterating them in a debate.

I'm a Capricorn Sun, Capricorn Moon, Libra Rising with a Scorpio Lilith in 1H (if you're not into astrology, feel free to just ignore this part haha) 💫

I'm a Slytherdor (leaning towards a good Slytherin like Andromeda-- I take risks but calculated risks.I think ahead), and my Patronus is a Swan bc although people think I'm just a pretty face, I'm actually extremely intelligent and I love hard so I'm not afraid to fiercely protect those I love, especially my partner, with everything in me. 🦢

Tysm!! 💖

wow okay sidenote i think you'd be great with james potter but im gonna ship you with...

Regulus Black!

i think first of all, Reggie would love your style. He'd think you're very cool looking and would not judge your intelligence based off your looks. He'd love to get to know you and have deep conversations about all the topics you're passionate about, and would love seeing you challenge small-minded people. He'd also think your relationship with animals is adorable.

[spicymayo1983]

Hiya. This is chapter 3. After your graduation from flight school (and after an intense first night with Poe) you are both addicted to each other mentally and physically.

Your relationship progresses quickly as the galaxy faces new turmoil and danger.

Your best friend and roommate makes a confession to you, one that you didn't see coming.

Is it true love or just lust between you and Poe?

Warnings, XXX soft smut, porn with a plot, major angst, light domination, creampies, not for anyone under 18.

Chapter 3: Turbulence

If multiple orgasms were a drug then Poe Dameron was your dealer. Your passionate romps became a regular thing over the coming weeks.

He was the best lover that you'd ever been with. Poe was an expert when it came to the female anatomy. He seemed to know exactly when and where to touch you with his fingers, mouth and cock.

Oh, the things he could do with that tongue.....

You'd always come home a day or two later, wearing the same clothes, much to the chagrin of Liz.

Liz was intelligent and beautiful but far less outgoing than you. She was shy and seemed to shun romantic relationships.

You had moved into a nice condo with your college roommate. You suspected that she was jealous of you and Poe's trysts.

And she was, but not for the reason you thought.

Late one night, at around 1 AM, you receive a simple text from Poe via communicator.

He was in the hangar, and he wanted you to wear a short skirt with no panties.

When you arrive you spot Poe by his X wing, wearing his orange jumper.

His hair was a wild mess and he had a little dark grease on his forehead. He had been working on his ship through the night. The atmosphere was thick with testosterone.

Gentle, cuddly Poe was gone at the moment. Replaced by an arrogant flyboy who wanted to fuck you hard and fast like an animal.

Without saying a word he kissed you passionately, by the time his mouth finally left yours you were breathless, and wet.

"We'll have to be quiet". Poe warned with a slight laugh as he positioned you facing the side of the X wing, leaning against it.

He lifted your skirt, revealing your bare bottom. Poe smacked it, hard, making you jump a little.

He massaged your wet, silken folds until you were able to accept his cock.

"Bend over". He ordered quietly, a wicked smile appearing on his gorgeous face.

Poe unzipped his jumpsuit down below his bellybutton. He pulled his hard cock out of his underwear and while you were bent over grabbed you by the hips and started fucking you.

There you were, in the shadow of the X wing, being fucked by Poe Dameron while he was still in his flight suit.

You whimpered softly as you felt him spill his large, creamy load deep inside of you.

Afterwards Poe dipped his finger inside of your throbbing pussy and watched as his cum dripped out of your body.

It was like he had marked you as his property. It was erotic to him to see you filled with his essence.

You felt filthy, you felt like a slut, but you felt more alive then you had ever felt in your entire life.

"Someday I want to put a baby inside of you". Poe confessed with a slight smile as he gave your ass another hard spank.

You weren't sure if it was just bedroom talk or not, or if he was serious.

You return home with Poe still dripping out of you. You are too tired to take a shower so you undress and fall asleep in your unmade bed.

The next morning over breakfast the tension between you and Liz could be cut with a knife.

She wasn't talking to you and you weren't talking to her.

You could sense that something had made her unhappy by the uncomfortable silence.

Instead of the usual laughter and fun banter there was absolutely nothing. Finally you break the unsettling quiet by saying,

"Liz, damn it, what's wrong?"

"You're never around anymore". Liz confessed with an angry sigh as she banged her fist on the dining table. "Why do we share this space? What's the point?"

"Settle down, it's not like we're married". You snap back, laughing a little at her irrational, jealous reaction.

Your words make Liz burst into tears.

"Liz, I had no idea". You reply back instantly, your smile fading quickly and tears stinging your own eyes. "You could've told me sooner, you know I wouldn't judge".

"I wish I was him". Liz confessed, as she angrily stood up from the table. "I love you and have always loved you".

"I love you too, but not in that way". You tell her with a deep sigh. "I mean, I'm straight, I like men, I'm flattered, don't get me wrong, but you are like a sister to me".

Your heart to heart with your friend is interrupted suddenly by a hologram from Poe.

The look on his face is dead serious. This was not the usual flirty message that he would send you three or four times a day.

"Poe, what is it?" You ask, the expression on your face calm but nervous.

"We are facing total annihilation, you are needed, now, in the war room". Poe explained to you.

With those ominous words he ended the message. You look to Liz for something, anything, encouraging words, a flippant response, but even she has nothing for you.

End of part 3