Nobody else
pairing: possessive beefy natasha romanoff x bratty wanda maximoff
word count: 2575
summary: a misunderstanding leads natasha and wanda to think they have different intentions about their “relationship”
warnings: smut, nat has a penis, foul language, degradation kink, slight blackhill, slight nat x darcy, slight wanda x carol, “cheating”, groping, rough sex, spanking, slight angst
“uggh, please natty it feels so good, go harder i need you.” Wanda panted out while she was being rammed into from behind, by her mentor.
Wanda and Natasha had been friends for a few years, ever since Wanda had joined the team. She needed someone to look up to and Nat was the perfect female mentor. It wasn’t until a few months ago that their friendship blossomed into something else.
It all started one night when Wanda came to Natasha’s room pleading for her to help with the ache between her legs. Wanda had been attracted to Natasha since the day they met, but it was seeing her in the gym earlier that day that set her off. Wanda walked in on her lifting weights, and drooled over her muscles from afar. She even went as far as following her into the shower and was pleasantly surprised when she saw the special treat between Natasha’s legs. She felt ashamed of herself and ran back to her room, trying to appease the ache on her own, but after several fruitless attempts, she found herself knocking on the door of her mentor’s room.
She’s so glad she found herself in her room that night, because it was then that their friends with benefits relationship had begun.
“You are such a little slut Wanda, you find yourself in my room every night begging for my big cock to split you open, have you no shame?” Natasha asked as she picked up the pace ramming her 8 inches in and out of Wanda’s abused hole.
She gripped the younger girl’s waist guiding her thrusts as she panted and moaned in her ear, kissing her neck. Wanda’s tits flopped all over the place hitting her face, as she whined and moaned like a professional whore.
Wanda’s cunt clenched around Natasha's dick, making her slap Wanda’s ass as her dick twitched and her balls swelled. “God baby, i’m gonna cum and fill you up." Natasha sighed in her ear.
“Yes Natty, please i’m cumming too ughh. You have the best and biggest dick on the team, nobody else here has fucked me as well as you do.” Wanda exclaimed, while pushing herself back onto nat to reach deeper.
Natasha’s hips stalled for a second, taken aback by what Wanda had just said. Natasha knew that they were a casual friends with benefits thing, and they weren’t dating, but she didn’t like how she felt when she heard wanda talking about fucking the other avengers.
A deep carnal urge spread throughout Natasha and she picked up the pace, ramming into her at an animalistic speed. “You’re mine.” she grunted, roughly.
“Damn natty, yes I am ahhh right there oh- please it feels so good, you're hitting the spot just right.” Wanda said, her words vibrating off her chest as her body is thrown around for nat’s pleasure. Not noticing that nat was currently rage fucking her.
Nat felt herself twitch again, so she pulled out and released her load all over Wanda's naked body. Viscous, white liquid painting her and sticking to her hair.
“Oh wow, that was amazing natty.” Wanda said, reaching for Natasha, who normally cuddles her after sex.
Natasha pulled away, throwing her, her clothes and a rag. “Clean yourself up and get dressed, I have to shower and you have to leave. I have shit to do.” Natasha said harshly as she walked into the bathroom.
Wanda was confused about Natasha's change in demeanor after having, what she thought was, incredible sex. Did she do something wrong? She brushed it off and cleaned herself up, dressing before leaving her room.
The next day Wanda ran into Natasha after she finished her training. She admired her from across the kitchen, holding back her saliva from watching her muscles tense as she moved around the kitchen.
Walking over to her, she made sure nobody else was around before speaking. “Hey natty, care to join me in my room?” she asked with her best doe eyes while caressing her biceps.
Natasha scoffed and pulled away, responding, “Not today Wanda.” before leaving the kitchen, leaving wanda shocked.
She wanted to follow her and see what was wrong, but she decided to let her be alone and figure it out by herself. Wanda didn’t know what to do, so she decided to go lay on the couch for a nap, while Nat got her emotions together.
A few hours later Wanda had awoken from her nap and it was dark outside. She decided that it was time for her to go to her own bed. While walking down the hall she heard noises as she was starting to walk past Natasha’s bedroom.
There were grunting and panting noises coming from her room. Wanda listened through the door growing wetter at the sounds. Natasha was pleasuring herself and Wanda wanted to be a good “friend” and help her out, hoping that it would cure her bad mood.
Wanda quietly opened the door, so that she would be surprised when she came to give her a hand with her erection. When wanda fully opened the door she was met with a sight that she was not expecting at all.
Natasha was laying back on her bed, while Maria from the office department was bouncing on her cock like a certified slut. Natasha’s abs flexed as did the muscles in her arms as she guided Maria’s movements. Maria’s naked tits flopped all over the place, before Natasha reached up to tame them and suck her right nipple into her hot mouth.
“Oh shit Maria, your pussy is so tight and wet, squeezing me so fucking well.” Natasha said as she lifted her hips pistoning off the bed into Maria's hot depth.
Wanda watched in awe for a while, but quickly left before being discovered. She was holding back tears as she walked to her room, letting them go when she arrived. She couldn’t believe that Natasha was having sex with other people. The girl knew that they were just casual friends with benefits, but she thought they had an unspoken vow to be exclusive.
She wondered if the reason Natasha was being so rude to her was because she replaced her with Maria, for the role of her late night booty call. Wanda was devastated, but decided that if nat was going to replace her then she would do the same.
The next day was one of Tony Stark's weekly parties, celebrating the fact that he can afford to throw weekly parties. Wanda decided that she would dress up nice and go to attract attention from someone else who could fuck her.
She put on the most revealing body con dress she owned, which happened to be purchased by Natasha, that was tight in all the right places. She curled her hair just the way Nat liked it and made sure her boobs looked plump and noticeable. Her goal was to make Nat jealous even though she doubted that she would even be there, considering Wanda had asked Nat to accompany her to one of these parties many times but to no avail.
Wanda walked into the party, scanning the room. She was shocked when she saw in the center of the dance floor, Natasha dancing behind a seductive Darcy who was grinding her ass on Natasha’s front. Natasha was running her hands all over Darcy's front and sides.
Wanda was hurt when she saw Natasha sexy dancing with Darcy. She was told by her over and over again that “ Stark’s parties just weren’t her scene” when Wanda pleaded with her to be her date.
Wanda looked to her left and saw a lonely Carol sitting at the bar. She decided that she would go over and try to get her mind off of Natasha.
“Hello there Carol, why are you sitting alone?”, Wanda asked as she sat down next to her at the bar.
Carol smirked at her, “I figured looking lonely would attract pretty girls, and it’s obviously working. Let me buy you a drink?” Carol responded slyly.
“Oh yes please.”, Wanda said as she reached over to softly caress Carol’s juicy biceps.
Carol smirked and put her hand on Wanda's barely covered thigh, inches away from her naked core, opting out on wearing underwear with tonight’s dress, as she beckoned the bartender over.
Natasha watched from afar as she saw Wanda flirting with Carol, her blood starting to boil. She was incredibly upset that Wanda dressed herself up like a slut to go and flirt with their teammates.
She decided to leave her be. That was until she saw Carol stand up and grab her hand, aiming to lead her out of the room. She moved away from Darcy and furiously stomped across the room to stop Wanda from leaving with her.
“Where the hell do you think you are going?” She said, grabbing Wanda’s wrist.
“Why do you care Nat, I think Darcy is waiting for you to go back and dry hump her ass some more.” Wanda spat back.
Carol let go of Wanda’s hand walking away, not wanting to be involved with whatever lover’s quarrel they had going on.
“I can’t believe you are such a slut showing your body off to whoever will fuck you. Such a dirty whore!” Natasha growled out, picking Wanda up and throwing her over her shoulder, taking her to her room.
Wanda felt herself becoming humiliated and ashamed, but mostly horny. Her thighs collecting the wetness secreting from her pussy.
“I thought you were a good girl Wanda, but since you want to act like a bad girl i’m going to treat you like one.” Natasha said as she opened the door to her room and threw Wanda face first on the bed.
“Nat- please i’m sorry I just wanted your attention.” Wanda pleaded, as she knew what was coming next.
“Well you got all my attention now, slut.” Natasha said as she sat down on the bed, lifting Wanda’s ass over her lap and pulling up her dress, scoffing at the lack of panties.
“You know what to do.” She said as she reigned down a harsh swat to her ass, feeling her cock harden as she watched the recoil of her ass jiggle in her face.
“ Uggh- one ah!” Wanda moaned out as the sickly sweet feeling littered her ass cheeks.
The pattern continued until they got to 25, Wanda’s ass sore and throbbing from the spanking. Natasha’s hand groped her ass trailing down to her pussy, being met with her soaking wet heat.
“Oh my god. I can’t believe your fucking pussy is wet from me spanking you. Such a whore even when I am punishing you.” She spat out before sticking a singular finger into her cunt.
Natasha pulled the dress off all the way, before unbuckling her belt and unbuttoning her shirt. After they were both completely nude, Natasha stood in front of Wanda with her 8 inches standing proud in front of her face.
“Go on and fix the problem you caused.” Natasha said, slapping Wanda’s face with her length.
“yes natty,” Wanda replied as she reached out and gripped her length with her hand, rubbing the pre cum from the tip up and down with her thumb, before taking it into her mouth. She licked the veins, before sucking it in deeply.
Natasha gripped her hair, holding her steady while she discovered a rhythm, thrusting harshly into her mouth. Wanda was gagging as Natasha hit the back of her throat repeatedly.
She felt her cock twitch and her balls swell, knowing she was close. After a few more reckless thrusts Natasha released into her mouth, gushes of hot sperm coating the back of the younger girl’s throat.
“Ahh, look at you such a cock slut, practically begging for me to fuck your mouth.” She said as she pulled out, admiring the trail of cum and spit connecting her dick to the girl’s mouth.
She pushed her down onto the bed face first once again, before following suit behind her. She put her hands around her waist and lifted her up so she was on her hands and knees.
“Are you ready for me to fuck you slut, hopefully it will help put you back in your place.” Natasha said as she rubbed her tip through the girl’s dripping folds.
“Yes please natty, I need you so bad.” Wanda pleaded while pushing back onto Natasha’s cock. Natasha gripped the girl roughly and penetrated her from behind.
She snapped her hips quickly, while she established a rhythm. Her cock felt suffocated by the tight, wet, heat that was Wanda’s pussy. Wanda matched her thrusts while she pushed back and clenched Nat’s dick.
“Oh god detka, I have never had a pussy that was better than yours, you suck me in and i never want to leave. I don’t know how I am able to last this long inside you.” Natasha praised the girl in front of her.
“Natasha, I heard what you said when you were fucking Maria, I know what you are saying to me isn’t true.” Wanda panted out with a whine while Natasha kept up her movements.
Natasha hadn’t known that Wanda knew about her sexual endeavor with Maria, confused as to why she was upset considering her “many sexual escapades with the Avengers crew.”
“Oh malysh, is that why you were acting out? You were jealous of me fucking Maria. Don’t worry about her, she was good, but nobody can get me as hard as you do. Why do you even care when you’re obviously having sex with multiple members of our crew.” She said, still thrusting into her perfectly.
Wanda was confused. Why did she think that the girl was having sex with the other Avengers?
“What do you- ahh mean uhh- Nat.” Wanda asked mid moan. “ You are the only person I have had sex with since I left Sokovia and even then I only did it to get money for my family. This means something to me, you mean something to me. I was upset, because I didn’t like that you were fucking other women. I want us to be exclusive and I thought you did too.”
Wanda poured out her heart to the other women while she was trying to soothe her still raging erection.
“I want us to be exclusive too, Wans. I was jealous because the other day you talked about sex with the other Avengers, so i thought you did it with all of them and I wanted to get back at you by fucking Maria, and grinding with Darcy.” Natasha said while calming her thrusts turning more gentle.
“Ohh” Wanda said thinking back to her comment about how Nat had the best dick, “I only said that, because I was trying to be sexy, I'm still new to all this dirty talk so I thought it was a compliment. I’m sorry I never meant to hurt your feelings.” the brunette said as she turned her head to look at Natasha.
“Oh, well in that case, your mine.” Natasha growled with gritted teeth, increasing her pace to what only could be described as animalistic.
“Oh wow Natty, yes please you take me so fucking well.” Wanda moaned out.
“I better be the only person on the team, better yet the whole country that gets to fuck your perfect little pussy, because I own you now.” Natasha said, leaning to whisper in her ear and kiss her cheek.
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The Things You Give Part 31
This has gone on wayyyy longer than I thought it would lol but here is the next part! Enjoy!
“Man, I am so psyched for this car show,” Hyde said as he, Y/n, Kitty and Red sat at the breakfast table. “I’m telling you, once I trick out the El Camino, it’s going to be—” he bent over, covering Kitty’s ears. “Bad-freakin’-ass.”
Kitty rolled her eyes at her son-in-law at his poor attempt to prevent her from hearing him.
“You know ‘tricking out’ sounds a lot like accessorizing,” Y/n said, shoving some fruit in her mouth.
“Hey, don’t ever call it that, alright?” Hyde responded and sat down next to his wife. “But, yeah, that’s basically what it is.”
“Oh, Y/n, I’m begging you to stop,” Red said. “There’s gonna be hundreds of auto parts salesman there kissing my ass because of the muffler shop and I don’t need you embarrassing me with that talk.”
“What—are you ashamed of me?” she asked with a mouthful of food, smirking.
“Am I ashamed of my eighteen year old pregnant daughter who still lives at home? No, not at all.”
Her smiled dropped as she gave her father a deadpanned look. “You’re going to miss me when we’re gone.”
“No, no. Don’t say that. You’re never leaving me,” Kitty said.
“Alright, I’m getting in the car.” Red stood from his seat and shrugged on his coat and pointed a finger at everyone. “If you’re not there in five minutes, I’m leaving without you.” Without waiting for a response, he turned sharply and walked out the kitchen.
“Ah, the honeymoon speech again,” Kitty giggled and started to walk out when she stopped in her tracks. “Whoops, almost forgot my book. You know, this new Jackie Collins romance book gives me the tingles.”
“Mrs. Forman, please. I don’t need to hear about your tingles,” Steven said, scrunching his face.
“You live in my house, you hear about my tingles,” Kitty quipped and turned to Y/n who was struggling to put on her shoes.
“Oh, honey, you might want to bring a book. Once we get there, the guys are going to ignore us.”
Y/n grunted as she sat there, trying to put on her tennis shoes. “I…guess…I can bring…the baby…SON OF A BITCH!” She stomped her foot, irritated and frustrated. “Steven, help me!” she whined.
“Alright, don’t get all squeaky on me,” he said and knelt down to slip on her shoes.
“Hey, this is partially your fault,” she said. “And can you grab me my pregnancy book off the counter?”
He chuckled and reached over to hand it to her. “You’re really going to sit there and read this?”
She shrugged. “I don’t know. You know I don’t care much for cars.”
“You like the El Camino,” Hyde said, frowning.
“Yeah, because it’s your car. Otherwise, I don’t care.”
“Wow,” Hyde said and took a step back. “You know how to hurt a man’s feelings.”
Y/n chuckled. “You’re so dramatic. Now help me up.”
Meanwhile…
“Hey, guys, check out my baby!” Kelso announced as he burst through the door with Brooke following in tow with Betsy in her stroller. “Oh, and you remember Brooke.”
“How could we forget?” Donna chuckled.
“Isn’t she adorable?” he cooed and scooped her up in his arms while she babbled.
“Yeah,” Markus said, eyeing Brooke. “I can see why you knocked her up.”
Jackie eyed her boyfriend. “Excuse me?”
“N-nothing, babe,” Markus said, stuttering. “You’re still the most beautiful girl in this room.”
“Damn straight,” she said and looked at Brooke. “You may be hot, but I’m hotter.”
“Okay…” Brooke replied awkwardly. “Anyway, thank you so much, Michael, for watching her for me. Everyone was busy.” Her gaze travelled down to her daughter as she leaned down to kiss her cheek.
“Thank you for trusting me,” he replied, a look of love and adoration adorned his face. “I’m pretty nervous. I tried on three outfits.”
“No, don’t worry. All little girls love their daddies,” she responded and kissed Betsy’s face again, then checked her watch. “Oh, I’m late. Mommy loves you so much.” She looked back up to Kelso with a smile. “Bye, Michael.” She gave him a smile and walked out the door.
“Okay, Donna, I’ve just spent the last ten minutes powdering myself,” Eric called from the stairs as he bounded down. “Time to spill ‘em and feel ‘em—oh, my God, why are you all here?”
“I’m here to show you my baby,” Kelso said, showing her off like a trophy.
“Great, now get out,” Eric replied. “Me and Donna and have plans and it doesn’t include any of you. So…bye.”
“Yeah, like what, Eric?” Jackie asked, clicking her tongue while smirking.
“You know…we just…as a couple…shut up, Jackie!” Eric stuttered. “You see, the point is…get out. All of you.”
“Wait, wait, I was hoping we could stay here,” Kelso piped up.
Eric groaned. “Why? Why can’t you do it at your place?”
“Because my brothers are home and like to throw darts.”
Eric crossed his arms and shrugged his shoulders. “Okay, so?”
“At each other.”
“Okay,” Eric sighed. “Donna, I’m going to go up stairs and change into something sexy. If you’re not there in sixty seconds, I’m going to start without you. And we both know how awkward that can be if you walk into that.”
Jackie shivered. “I remember that day.”
“Wait, what?!” Markus asked, surprised.
She waved her hand. “It’s not what it sounds like.”
He scoffed. “Oh, really?”
“No, it’s really not what it sounds like,” Donna responded.
“Hey, what’s this?” Fez asked, pulling out a bottle from Betsy’s bag.
“That’s breast milk, don’t touch that,” Kelso responded and ripped the bottle from Fez’s hand.
“From an actual boob?” Fez asked in complete awe. “What don’t they do?”
“Kelso, she’s so adorable,” Jackie cooed.
“Why is she making that face?” Donna asked, but suddenly the smell hit them all at once.
“IT’S POO!” they all screamed, scrambling away from their spots.
Kelso ran into Hyde’s old room screaming before running back out. “The smell’s in there too! It’s everywhere!”
“Kelso, man, I think you need to change her diaper,” Markus said, covering his nose.
“W-what? I don’t want to do that! That’s gross!”
“Michael, she’s your kid!” Jackie yelled, hiding her nose in Markus’s shirt.
“No, no I can’t. I’m going to barf if I do. Donna, here, you do it.”
“What?! Why me?!”
“Because you’re better with this stuff than I am!”
“No, it’s because I’m a woman, isn’t it?”
“…Maybe—I mean no—I mean…please help me!”
Donna grunted and rolled her eyes. “Men are so helpless!”
Meanwhile…
“Yeah, man, look at this place,” Hyde said, gazing around and looking at the different cars. “Chrome, tires, half dressed women…it’s like staying at Grandma’s house.”
“Awe, you poor broken boy,” Y/n mocked, patting her hand against his cheek.
“Funny,” he deadpanned.
“Alright, Salesmen, pucker up!” Red announced. “Red Forman’s ass is in the building!” With that, he walked away in the opposite direction.
“Well, I lost mine,” Kitty said, nudging Y/n’s arm. “I give yours thirty seconds.”
“Alright, Y/n, let’s start off by looking at tires and then after lunch you can help me pick out an obnoxiously loud stereo,” Hyde said, smirking.
“Wait, you’re going to spend the day with Y/n?” Kitty asked, baffled.
“Yeah, man, she’s my wife,” he answered as if it was obvious and turned back to his wife. “Alright, I’m going to go get us a funnel cake. But listen, this is a rough crowd, all right? So, if any guys come up to you and offer to teach you how to drive a stick, just say no and pull the fire alarm.”
Y/n smirked at him. “Yeah, because they’re going to hit on a heavily pregnant girl.”
“You never know, baby,” he said and kissed her cheek before walking off.
“See, Mom, I knew he wouldn’t ditch me,” she said, beaming.
“Y/n, he’s a man,” Kitty replied, shaking her head. “Accept the fact that he’s never coming back. When I went into labor with you and Eric, I sent your father to get me some ice chips. I didn’t see him for an hour and a half because he had found a pinball machine.”
“No way,” Y/n chuckled.
“But it’s fine,” Kitty said through a tight-lipped smile. “Ha! I laugh about it now…I do…I will…it’s just not that funny.”
“Hey, where’s Kelso?” Eric asked as he bounded the steps into the basement.
“He left to go grab her teddy bear,” Donna replied while holding Betsy in her arms.
“And he couldn’t take her with him?”
“No, because he, quote-on-quote, ‘took out the seatbelts so that the car would drive faster.’” She rolled her eyes. “Then she tried to eat from my boobs.”
“Hey, that’s my job!” Eric teased and looked around. “Where’s everyone else?”
“They went home. Apparently, helping me with a baby wasn’t interesting enough for them.”
“Well, that’s not cool.”
“You ditched me too,” Donna pointed out. “You went upstairs so that we could have sex and never came back down.”
“Hey, I’m here, aren’t I?” he asked, making her chuckle. He looked around, taking in the silence. “You know…since everyone is gone. We can go upstairs.”
She looked at him as he wiggled his eyebrows. “Are you kidding me? Not with a baby near us! People go to jail because of this crap!”
“Ugh, no!” he shouted. “I meant, put her down to sleep and then you and I can do it.”
“I don’t know, Eric. Seems a little risky,” she said, looking down at Betsy who placed her little hand on Donna’s face.
“Or, it can be a little risqué,” Eric tried, but was met with a stoney glare from his girlfriend. “Well, come on, Donna, we haven’t done it in weeks!”
“We just did it the other night!”
“Yeah, that’s like three weeks in guys’ time.”
“Shut up, Eric.”
“Okay, one funnel, extra sugar. Just the way you like it,” Hyde announced as he handed the funnel cake to his wife who was sitting on a bench.
“Awe, thank you, sweetheart,” she cooed. “Because you came back, I’m going to feed you a piece.”
“Oh, get a room you two,” Kitty said, bitterly.
“We did and look where that got us,” Y/n responded.
Kitty huffed. “Did you see Red?”
“He’s not back yet?” Steven asked, looking around, confused. “That’s weird, he was in front of me at the funnel cake line.”
Kitty turned around to see a sight that automatically made her blood boil. “What the...?!”
Right behind her was Red holding the funnel cake with two young, beautiful half-naked women on each side, standing in front of a camera.
“Say, funnel cake!” Red beamed.
“Funnel cake!” the girls said in unison.
“Oh, my God!” Kitty exclaimed. “Are you kidding me?!”
“And fun’s over,” Red grumbled.
“Well, I hope you’re happy, Red Forman because we are leaving! You two!” she screeched, pointing at the young, married couple. “Get your a-ss-e-s back to the car!”
They didn’t have to be told twice as they jumped up and made haste towards the car.
“And you two!” Kitty hollered at the women. “Get your b-double o-b’s off my husband!”
Meanwhile…
“Okay, I think she’s asleep,” Donna said, gently placing Betsy into her cradle.
They had moved their conversation into Eric’s bedroom, bringing Betsy’s bed along with them.
“Well, in that case,” Eric said, standing from his bed and started to undress himself.
“Eric, I told you we’re not doing that here,” Donna said sternly.
“What? Come on, Donna!” he whined. “You brought the tiger out of its cage and once it’s out, you can’t put it back.”
She sighed and looked back at the baby before shrugging and getting into bed. As she cuddled up to him, he threw on the covers over them. They soon found themselves melting into each other and into the mattress.
Just when Eric was about to unbutton his pants, Betsy started fussing.
“Oh, crap, the baby’s awake,” Donna said and pulled away.
“Donna—no, no, no, no, no,” Eric begged. “Hey, Betsy, go ahead and close your eyes, sweetie ‘cause Aunt Donna and Uncle Eric are going to do it.”
“Eric, you are seriously disturbed. We have to take care of her.”
“No, no. Come on she’s fine!” he continued. “The tiger really wants to escape his cage.”
She made a face at him. “How is a crying baby not turning you off?” She held Betsy in her arms, rocking her.
“Two words, Donna. Eight…teen,” he deadpanned. “Nothing turns me off.”
“Ew.”
A Little While Later…
The kitchen door swung open as Donna and Eric walked through carrying Betsy. Fez sat at the kitchen table staring at a bottle of breast milk.
“Fez?” Donna asked cautiously.
“Yeah?”
“Why are you staring at that bottle?”
“Because it came from a breast,” he whispered in awe. “Simply remarkable.”
“Okay, you’re clearly a demented pervert, so let me ask you this,” Donna said as she placed Betsy in her stroller. “Would you be able to have sex with a baby in the room?”
“No way,” he replied, knitting his eyebrows together. “I can barley do it with a woman in the room.”
“Congratulations, Eric. You’re more sexually despicable than Fez,” Donna cracked.
“Okay, Donna, here’s the thing,” Eric began, thinking his defense would come to his rescue, when in fact it wasn’t. “I’m a man, so my on/off switch is always on. Now, you can either deal with that or—switch to girls.”
“Pig,” Donna laughed.
The sliding door slid open as Bob walked in. His eyes widened when he saw the baby. “Donna, if that’s your baby I’m going to snap Eric in half.”
Eric spread his hands, palms up, confused and feeling attacked.
“Dad, don’t you think you would’ve noticed if I was pregnant?” Donna asked.
“Not really. I’m not really a hands-on kind of a dad,” Bob responded.
“You don’t have to tell me twice,” Donna grumbled, rolling her eyes.
“Anyhoo, I brought the hammock inside because it’s too cold outside and need someone to push me,” Bob continued.
“I can do it for you,” Fez volunteered and stood up.
“Great, thanks!”
At that moment, Kelso rushed in from the side door. “Okay! I got her teddy bear! And it wasn’t easy dodging my brothers,” he said excitedly “I got a dart in the calf.” He turned and picked up Betsy from her stroller. He held her in the crook of his arm. “Hey, baby, look.” He danced the bear in front of the baby’s face. “It’s your teddy bear and your handsome daddy.”
Betsy continued to cry and Kelso started to feel his optimism faded. His smile faded and he frowned. “Why won’t she stop crying? Is it me? Maybe it is. What if she doesn’t like me?”
“Kelso, don’t take it personally,” Donna said, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder. “When I first met you, I didn’t like you either.” He looked at her confused on how that was supposed to comfort him. “But, to be fair you were peeing on my swing set.”
His frown turned into a smile once again. “Yeah, that was funny.”
At that moment, the sliding door opened again. Everyone turned to see a relieved looking Leo.
“Man, am I glad to see you guys,” he said. “All these houses look alike. Except for that red one on the corner where the clown lives.”
“Leo, that’s a McDonald’s,” Donna reminded him.
“Well, whatever he is, he’s funny,” Leo chuckled and noticed the little bundle in Kelso’s arms. “Hey, what’s with the baby, man?”
“I don’t know, I can’t get her to quit crying,” Kelso responded on the brink of tears.
“Here, man, let me try.” Leo reached out and cradled the baby gently in his arms. The baby continued to fuss until eventually she calmed down to her own coos.
“How did you do that?” Kelso asked shocked.
“Babies love me, man,” he responded. “It’s ‘cause I’m fuzzy.” He jerked his ahead towards the living room and turned around. “I’ll go give her a bottle.”
After Leo walked out, Kelso turned to Donna with slumped shoulders. “That confirms it. My own baby hates me.”
“That’s not true,” Fez said, putting a comforting hand on his back. “The only reason she stopped crying is because Leo has the shakes.”
“No, it’s me,” Kelso responded, shaking his head. “She barley knows me and a girl needs her father, you know, for guidance. What if she starts dating guys like Fez?!” He pointed to Fez with bewilderment as Fez stood there calmly.
“Well, if she looks anything like you than she’ll be way out of my league,” Fez said coyly.
“Kelso, if you really feel that way then maybe you should start to get to know her now,” Donna said. “You should go hold her.”
“You’re right,” he nodded and turned. “Leo?”
When they entered the living room, they were greeted with an empty room.
“Leo?!” Kelso called out, running to the dining room and den. He ran back out to the middle of the living room. “Oh, my God, they’re gone!”
Outside of the car show, Red, Y/n and Hyde stood in front of the Vista Cruiser waiting for Kitty to come out.
“Alright, when Kitty gets here, she’s going to be pretty mad,” Red said, almost dancing on his feet. “So…I suggest we leave her here.”
“She can’t get any madder,” Y/n said. “Although, this is definitely makes the top ten of times I’ve seen her incredibly angry.”
“You’re keeping tally?” Hyde asked her.
“Why wouldn’t I?”
Footsteps behind them made them all turn around.
“Kitty!” Red called out nervously. “My darling wife.”
“Can it, Red,” she snapped. “I need to talk to you in the car.” She shoved her husband in the direction of the car and he begrudgingly got inside.
“This should be interesting,” Y/n muttered as she listened.
“How could you Red Forman?!” Kitty yelled. “Steven stayed with Y/n, but you went off and gave my funnel cake to those whores!”
“I was just trying to have a little fun,” Red defended.
“Yeah? Well, you can take your fun and shove it up your—!”
A nearby car alarm started going off, catching Y/n’s and Steven’s attention. After a moment, Kitty stepped out the car feeling and looking calmer. “Alright, kids, you ready to go?”
∞∞∞
As they pulled into the driveway, Eric and Donna shoved open the sliding door and ran towards them.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, what’s the big rush?” Red asked.
“Uh, nothing. Nothing at all!” Eric squeaked.
“If it’s nothing than why are you sweating?” Y/n asked, closing the door behind her.
“Because we’re playing hide-and-seek with—with Betsy and Kelso and those two little rascals know how to hide!”
“You’re acting weirder than usual, what’s going on?” Y/n asked.
“He always acts weird, what’re you talking about?” Hyde stated.
Eric grabbed her by the elbow and dragged out of earshot of Kitty and Red. “Kelso lost Betsy.”
“He WHAT?!”
“What?” Kitty and Red asked.
“Nothing, nothing!” Eric said and grabbed Y/n by the arm and rushed her inside.
“What do you mean he lost Betsy?!” Y/n whisper shouted.
“I mean, he let Leo hold her and then he walked out and we can’t find either of them,” he tried to explain calmly.
“How could you let this happen?!”
“Me? Why do I have to be in charge of Kelso’s kid? I didn’t sleep with him!”
Y/n made a face at him as Hyde slid next to her. “What’s going on?”
“Dink 1 and Dink 2 lost Betsy and Leo and now can’t find either of them,” Y/n explained.
Hyde looked at Eric for a beat before he burst into a fit of laughter. “Man, that’s gold.”
“No, no it’s not!” Eric squeaked again.
“You let the world’s stoned man walk off with a human that’s not even six months?!” Y/n screeched out.
“Y/n, please, you need to help us,” he pleaded.
“Why me?”
“Because you and Donna are the only ones who aren’t dumb,” he continued. “Please?”
She looked to Hyde who shrugged and sighed. “Fine. Where was the last time you saw him?”
“Here, in the kitchen and then he walked out to the living room and that’s when we lost him. I mean, we looked everywhere around the house and he’s nowhere. We even looked in the closet and under the beds.”
“Why would he—you know what, never mind,” Y/n cut herself off, waving her hand. “Let’s go. He couldn’t have gone far.” She turned to walk back out the door.
“Where are you going?” Hyde asked.
“The Pinciotti’s,” she responded, exhausted already.
“I’ll go with you,” he responded.
“I’ll go drive down the street and see if I can find him,” Eric said.
“Okay…oh, and Eric,” Y/n stopped him. “Make sure to whistle when you call for him. It’ll get his attention faster.”
“He’s not a dog, Y/n.”
“No, I’ve seen him do that once,” Hyde responded. “It was weird. ”
The twins stared at him as he recalled the memory. Then, in unison and wordlessly walked in opposite directions.
When Y/n and Hyde walked through the Pinciotti's kitchen door, they found it empty.
“Leo?” Y/n called. She was met with silence. “Leo?”
They walked through the kitchen and entered the living room. In the corner, Leo was laying fast asleep in the hammock Bob had set up earlier in the day. Laying in the crook of his arm was Betsy, cooing to herself.
“Oh, hi, Sweetheart,” Y/n chuckled and picked her up in her arms. “What’re you doing here, huh?”
Hyde watched Y/n closely as she held the baby close to her chest, smiling with such an adoring look on her face. He swore he’d never seen her so gentle. He found his heart beginning to swell in his chest.
“I’m so glad we found you,” she continued. “Daddy is so worried about you. What do you say we go find him, mhm?”
Hyde looked down at her with a smirk. “I like it when you say ‘daddy.’”
She gave him a disgusted look. “Really? Are you still going to like it when our children call you ‘daddy?’”
His smile dropped instantly. “Yeah, that’s weird.”
“Well, now I kinda like it…Daddy,” she said in a low, sultry voice.
He furrowed his brows at her. “Stop it.”
“But why, Daddy?”
“Seriously, stop.”
“Is Daddy going to punish me? Is Daddy going to spank me?”
He pressed his lips into a thin line. “Way to make it weird.”
She chuckled and turned her attention to a snoring Leo. “Should we wake him up?”
Steven nodded and turned to the sleeping man, shaking his shoulder. “Leo, man, wake up.”
Leo snorted awake, blinking away the sleep from his eyes. “Oh, hey, man. What’s up?”
“You walked out with Betsy without telling anyone and now they’re freaking out,” he responded.
Leo stared at him for a minute. “Hey, man! When did you have a baby?”
∞∞∞
“Oh, hey, Brooke,” Kelso said, answering the phone in the Forman’s living room. “How’s it going?”
“I just wanted to check on you,” she responded. “How’s everything going? How’s Betsy?”
“Oh,” he started and flapped his lips together by pushing air through, he nervously stumbled for words. “She’s—she’s fine. Having a great time.”
“Oh, good! Can I talk to her?”
Kelso looked to Donna, Fez, and Eric in a panic.
“Tell her she’s sleeping,” Donna whispered.
He snapped his fingers at her, motioning she’s a genius. “She’s sleeping! Sorry.”
“That’s weird, she took a nap before I dropped her off.”
“Well, uh, we played hide-n-seek and got really tired.”
“You’re acting weird, what’s going on?”
“I’m not acting weird,” he stuttered. “Can’t a father just enjoy spending time with his daughter. Like, damn Brooke. What’s with the third degree?”
“Michael.”
“Okay, well the thing is—”
At that moment, Y/n and Steven walked through the kitchen door with Y/n cradling Betsy.
“Oh-oh! There she is! You found her!” Kelso asked excitedly.
“What?! What do you mean ‘where was she?’” Brooke asked, freaking out.
“N-nothing! I said I love her.”
“That is not what you said,” she said.
“You know what? I’m hanging up now. You never listen to me!” he faked dramatically and hung up the phone before she could answer. “Oh, my God, Betsy!”
He grabbed her from Y/n’s grasp and brought her close to his chest. “I was so worried about you. I’m so sorry I lost you. Daddy loves you so much.”
As he rocked Betsy back and forth and his adrenaline started to slow down, he looked up to everyone else who was staring at him. “Guys, I’m a terrible father. How could I lose her like that?”
“You’re not a terrible father,” Y/n comforted. “You’d be a terrible father if you didn’t bother to look for her. Seeing how scared you were says otherwise.”
“But I shouldn’t have lost her. Something could’ve happened to her.”
“Hey, it could be worse,” Hyde said. “You could’ve left her at the Piggly-Wiggly for six hours like my mom did to me. She didn’t even realize I was gone.”
“Yeah, see? You’re not bad like Hyde’s mom,” Donna joined in.
“Yeah, I guess,” Kelso said solemnly. “Brooke is never going to trust me to watch her again.”
“Yes, she is,” Donna said, placing a hand on his back. “You’re just still adjusting to fatherhood, that’s all.”
“Yeah,” he responded and looked down to Betsy who was smiling at him. “Hey, look, she’s smiling at me!” A smile broke out on his face. “Hi, I’m your daddy.” He looked back up. “She does like me!”
“See, I told you she did,” Donna responded and glanced up at Hyde who was watching Kelso intently. “Hey, Hyde. Why don’t you hold the baby?”
“Uh—no,” he responded. “I’m good. I don’t want my Zepplin shirt ruined if she barfs.”
“C’mon, it’ll be good practice for when ours are born,” Y/n chimed in. “You’re going to have get used to it anyway.”
“No, really, I’m okay,” he said, taking a step back.
“What are you so afraid of?” she asked. “You told me you used to take care of kids when you lived with your mom.”
“C’mon, man, she’s not going to bite,” Kelso encouraged, rocking Betsy.
“I-I’d rather not.”
“Steven, what is the big deal?” Y/n asked him.
He met everyone’s eyes in the room who were now staring at him. “I just don’t want to, okay?! God!” He stormed off and disappeared into the kitchen.
A flash of hurt crossed Kelso’s face. “Is there something wrong with my baby?”
“No, not at all,” Y/n said, her blood beginning to boil. “Steven is just an ass. I’m going to talk to him.”
She followed in the direction he darted off to and saw him opening a can of soda. “What the hell was that about? You know you just hurt Kelso’s feelings.”
He cracked open the can and took a hearty sip. “He’ll be fine. I’ve done worse things.”
“None of those included his child. What’s wrong with you? Why are you being such an ass?”
“Because I don’t like to be forced to try to hold someone’s kid by everyone around me!” he shouted in frustration.
“What’re you going to do when our kids are born? Are you going to refuse to hold them and leave me to do all the rearing?”
“Of course not! How could you think that?”
“How could I not? Look how you reacted to Betsy!”
“The difference is Betsy isn’t my kid!”
“So? What difference does it make?!”
“Everything!” he continued to shout.
She waited for him to continue but he didn’t. She spread her hands out in front of her as to say, well?
He shrugged and moved his away towards the basement. “That’s it.”
“Steven!”
He stopped in his tracks and turned back sharply. “Fine! You wanna know why? Because kids hate me. There, ya happy?”
She scrunched her face in confusion. “What? What’re you talking about?”
He sighed and set the soda down on the counter. “I told you I had to help take care of kids, but the truth is every single one of them hated me. They’d always cry and scream every time I even went near them. I don’t need a reminder of what’s to come when our kids are born.”
“Is that what this is about?” she asked, somewhat relieved. “You’re afraid that a baby is going to cry because of you holding her?”
“Well, it sounds stupid when you put it like that.”
“Steven, it’s not,” she assured and wrapped her arms around his neck—well as much as she could anyway with her stomach blocking her. “It’s perfectly normal to feel this way.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” She smiled at him. “Just because those kids cried every time you held them doesn’t mean ours will.”
“Okay, but what if they cry like Kelso’s kid?”
“Betsy cries because she doesn’t see Kelso as much as she should. That’s not going to be you, okay?”
He sighed while staring at the linoleum. “What if they hate me?”
“They’re not,” she said gently and kissed his cheek. “I think you’re going to be their favorite person.”
He gave her a small smile before pecking her lips. “Thanks.”
“Anytime,” she responded and pulled away. “Now, what do you say you give it a try?”
He groaned. “Did you not hear what I just said?”
“I heard you; I didn’t say I cared,” she snarked and smiled. “C’mon, she’s not going to cry.”
She pulled his through the kitchen door by the hand with him trudging behind her.
“You have a change of mind?” Donna asked.
“I was forced to,” he said begrudgingly. “Just give me the kid.”
“Oh yeah, that’ll make her feel safe,” Y/n said. “Here, watch me.”
She opened her arms for Kelso to hand off the baby. Once she placed in Y/n’s arms, Betsy snuggled into her. She turned to Hyde who was standing nervously.
“You’re psyching yourself out,” she told him. “Just relax. Babies can sense what you’re feeling, so just make sure to stay calm, okay?”
“Yeah, okay,” he said and reached for the baby.
As Y/n started to place Betsy in his arms, she said, “Okay, easy…just like that. Support her head…”
Once she was completely in his arms, he stood there awkwardly. He felt unnatural holding a baby and now was even more scared that he was going to drop her. The way he was holding her was like holding a pile of wood.
“Why are you holding her like that?” Y/n asked him, chuckling. She looked down to Betsy who was staring up at him with big, sweet eyes.
“I don’t know, I’ve never really held one before who didn’t try to get away from me,” he responded, looking down at the calm baby.
She giggled when he looked down at her.
“I think she likes you,” Y/n chuckled and tucked the blanket under her chin. “Here let me help you.” Holding Betsy under his arms, she guided his arm that was supporting Betsy’s head and tucked it closer to his chest so he supported her head better while his other supported the rest of her body. “Just like that.”
“See, I told you she wasn’t going to cry.”
“Yeah, I guess you were right,” he said gently and looked down at her once more.
“Hey, Hyde, that’s a good look on you,” Donna said, grinning.
“Yeah, I don’t know how Y/n is going to be able to keep her hands off you,” Fez teased.
“Well, if she could before, she wouldn’t be pregnant.”
“Shut up, Forman,” Hyde snapped.
“Shut up, Eric!” Y/n said in unison with her husband.
∞∞∞
“Okay, we’ve got the napkins, the finger sandwiches, the fruit salad, the veggie platter, the water boiling for the tea, the pasta salad,” Kitty said, checking off her list. “Then we have the brownies, the French macaroons—where are the French macaroons?” She whipped around, frantically looking for them, not able to see them.
“French macaroons?” Y/n asked as she walked in the living room, holding the plate of them. “Don’t you think these are a little fancy?” She placed them down on the long dining table. “I mean, a tea party? I’m not five, mom.”
“It’s your baby shower!” Kitty said excitedly. “We need to go fancy. We got to keep our guests well fed while we entertain them.”
“Our ‘guests’ are us, my friends, Bob, and Brooke,” she snickered and turned towards the table to grab a macaroon. “It’s not much of a party.” She made a satisfied noise as she bit into the dessert.
“Well, it may be more than that…” Kitty said sheepishly.
Y/n stopped mid chew and looked to her mom with widened eyes. “What did you do?”
“Nothing! Nothing…but I invited the WOPPS…and the women in my book club…and some people from church, Sasha, and maybe the neighborhood.”
“Mom!”
“What?! Is it a crime that I want my baby to have the best baby shower?”
Y/n squinted her eyes at her mother. ‘That’d be a lot more convincing if you hadn’t invited the WOPPS.”
“The Women of Point Place are a bunch of sophisticated, elegant women who love you and are excited for you.”
“Oh, please. You invited them because they’re rich,” Y/n scoffed.
“There’s that too,” Kitty admitted, throwing her hands up. “They’ll bring stuff that you actually need, though. You’re going to need a lot for the babies.”
“Yeah, that’s your reason,” she laughed.
“It isn’t to show off my eighteen-year-old being pregnant, I can tell you that!”
Y/n’s mouth dropped. “Rude!”
“Hey,” Steven greeted as he walked through the kitchen and slowed down when seeing the decorated living room. “Whoa, what’s going on here?”
“Our baby shower?” Y/n questioned.
“Oh, was that today?”
“No, it’s next week,” she responded sarcastically. “Did you forget?”
“No, no,” he said, shoving his hands in his back pocket. “I just…forgot to plan something for today.”
“No, nu-uh, absolutely not,” Y/n said sternly. “You’re staying here for the shower.”
“C’mon, Y/n, do I really need to be there? This stuff is mainly for you not for me.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot I got myself this way,” she quipped.
“You know this party is for you to get gifts.”
She swiftly turned away from him to face the food, grabbing another macaroon. “That too.”
“So, you’re just going to make me sit here and listen to these hens cluck the whole time?”
“Excuse me?” Y/n and Kitty said at the same time, both wearing the same insulted look.
“Whoa,” Hyde said, holding up his hands and backing away. “I meant…you guys just…Oh, I think I hear something.” He turned his ear towards the door to the phantom noise coming from the kitchen. “I think Red is calling me. Coming Red!” And with that, he disappeared into the kitchen faster than either women could blink.
When the door shut swiftly behind him, he let out a breath. Eric, Donna, Jackie, and Fez were helping finishing prepping the food.
“What’s wrong with you?” Donna asked as she finished arranging mixing vanilla pudding.
“Having two whack job hormonal women in one room is like sitting in a minefield,” he responded, grabbing a beer out of the fridge.
“That’s no way to talk about a woman,” Fez pouted in his cute way.
“Yeah, Fez, it’s not their fault that they’ve absolutely lost their minds,” Eric chimed in. “Hormones are a bitch. Ask Red.” He chuckled as he mixed the punch together.
“Well, I mean I would be if I were fat and pregnant or old and menopausal,” Jackie piped up from the table who was putting balloons together.
“While that could’ve been said so much better and not so insulting, Jackie has a point,” Donna said, pouring the pudding into tiny cups. “Be lucky you aren’t a woman.”
“Trust me, I thank my lucky stars every day,” Hyde replied, sitting across from Jackie and took a sip of his beer. “Ever since Y/n got pregnant, she’s a completely different person. She’s moodier, meaner, hungrier…hornier.” He eyed Eric who physically gagged into the punch.
“When you will stop bringing that up?” he whined.
“When it stops being funny,” Hyde smirked before turning the conversation back. “A part of me can’t wait until these babies are born so that I can get the girl I once knew back.”
Donna let out a mix of a scoff and laugh. “Good luck. It can take weeks before they go back to normal, and even then she won’t be.”
He sighed and looked up to everyone. “Okay, I get why Donna and Jackie are here, and Forman lives here…Fez, why are you here?”
“Oh, Miss Kitty asked me to help decorate,” he beamed.
“She didn’t ask me, noooo,” Jackie said bitterly. “Even though I planned the dances and other gatherings, but she asked the foreigner and the lumberjack!”
“I’m the kids’ godmother!” Donna defended. “Besides, after Hyde’s 18th birthday party, she saw that I, too, have taste.”
“Yeah, the taste of a lumberjack.”
Donna chuckled. “Whatever, I’m still the godmother.”
“Hey, where’s the rest of the food?” Kitty asked as she barged through the door. “The guests are starting to show up!”
A Little While Later…
“Wow, thank you!” Y/n said as she opened her fifteenth present. The living room was crammed with presents for the babies. Starting from two high chairs, a diaper genie, many, many clothes, spit up rags, formula, diapers, toys, car seats, and pacifiers.
She held two hand-knitted baby blankets. “These are beautiful.”
“I made my boys’ blankets before they were born and they still have them of over twenty years,” Mrs. Fitz, the neighbor down the street, said. “I would hope you get the same use out of them.”
“We really will,” she responded and handed them to her husband who sat next to her, bored. “Look—feel how soft these are!”
“Yeah…really soft,” he responded monotoned and took the blanket from her. “Can I go now?”
“No, we haven’t finished opening up all the presents,” she whispered as Kitty handed her the next gift.
“C’mon, you’ve opened up, like a hundred presents and—wow, this is soft,” he cut off, running his hand over the blanket.
“No, you’re staying here,” she responded and turned back to the party.
“This is from Sasha,” Kitty said.
“I hope you like it, mija,” Sasha said.
“Oh, I’m sure I will,” Y/n responded and opened the bag. She pulled out what looked like two bicycle horns attached by a tube that was also attached to a big machine. “Oh, how lovely! What…what is it?”
“It’s a breast pump,” Sasha responded, chuckling.
“Oh, fancy,” Kitty said, admiring the device. “This will come in handy!”
“What’s a breast pump?” Y/n asked, looking it over.
“It’s pumps out the milk from your breasts without you having to manually push it out. It helps with the pain, too,” Sasha said.
“Oh, let me see,” Fez said and grabbed the pumps. “This holds real milk from a real boob? Wow.” He pretended to put them against his chest—and then moved forward to press them against Y/n’s engorged chest.
Before he could, Hyde stepped in and ripped the device from his hands. “Would you get out of here?!”
“I just wanted to see if it fit,” Fez whined as he walked out, pouting.
“What the—?” Sasha asked, pointing at him, confused.
“Don’t mind him, he’s foreign,” Jackie said, waving it off. “He’s one freaky, horny little dude to begin with.”
“Yeah…anyway,” Kitty said, clearing her throat and handing her a gift basket. “This is from all the WOPP’s.”
Y/n opened the basket and saw a variety of sorts. “Wow, there’s so much stuff in here. There’s formula, bottles, little baby socks, and—ooh, chocolate!”
“We put some things in there for you too, dear,” Patty, the leader of the WOPPs said. “There’s also some bubbles and candles in there, a face mask, some money to give you a head start for the babies—”
“Wine?” Elena asked as she pulled out a bottle of red.
“Oh, trust me, you’re going to need that once the babies are born,” Patty winked at her.
Kitty laughed, feeling uncomfortable. “I’ll just hold onto that. You can’t drink when you’re breastfeeding anyway.”
“Now, Kitty, that’s for Y/n Don’t you go drinking it now,” Patty said, letting out a snobby laugh.
Kitty laughed again, this time hiding her annoyance. “Thanks, Patty.”
“Yeah, thank you, Patty,” Y/n said.
“My pleasure, dear.”
“Okay, okay enough of that,” Jackie announced and reached behind her. “Open mine next!”
“Awe, Jackie! You shouldn’t have!” Y/n beamed and reached into the bag, pulling out some over-fluffed, pink and frilly dresses. “Wow…you really, really shouldn’t have…”
“Aren’t they adorable?” Jackie gushed, ignoring Y/n’s unamused look. “They’re Gucci, can you believe it?”
“Oh, I can believe it,” Y/n responded, turning the dresses around. “As sweet as this is, what if they’re both boys?”
“I thought you’d might say that, so,” Jackie said and pulled more clothes out of the bag. “I bought some for boys too!”
The outfits were even worse. Two sweater vests and kakis, two preppy outfits for two boys that were definitely not going to be.
“Wow, thank you, Jackie, how sweet,” Kitty said and took the clothes from Y/n. She leaned into her daughter’s ear so Jackie wouldn’t hear. “I’m going to hide these in the attic.”
“Better yet, bury them in the backyard,” Y/n responded before throwing Jackie a fake enthused smile. “Okay, who’s next?”
“I am,” Donna said and handed her a big, wrapped box. “This is from me and Eric.”
“This is so sweet,” Y/n gushed and opened it. She pulled out a book. “A book of baby names?”
“Yeah, I thought you could use some help,” Donna responded with a small smile.
“This is really sweet, thank you,” Y/n responded.
“There’s more,” Eric said, pointing towards the box.
“Oh.” Y/n looked back down and saw two stuffed yellow bears. One said, ‘Thing 1’ and the other ‘Thing 2.’ “Oh, my gosh! This is so cute,” she gushed. “Steven, look!”
“Yeah, I’m looking,” he said, a soft smile gracing his face. He would never admit it, but he thought they were incredibly cute.
“I saw them in the window at the baby store and it reminded me of you and me,” Eric said gently.
“I love it!” Y/n said again and leaned over to hug her brother and best friend. “I love you both.”
“Okay, last one!” Kitty said excitedly and handed her a giant box. “This is from me and your father.”
“Oh, Mom, you’ve done so much for us,” Y/n responded as she ripped through the paper. Steven helped her remove the paper as they both eagerly opened it.
Under the paper was a storebought box that said the word in big, bold letters: FISHER-PRICE LARGE PLAYMAT.
“No way!” Y/n cried out. “This is so neat!”
“It can hold both twins,” Kitty said, smiling big. “There’s another surprise in there.”
The couple opened the box and what was inside, nearly brought Y/n to tears.
“Is this my old baby blanket?” she asked, looking up to her mother. “I thought this was thrown away.”
“No, I just patched it up.” She opened it for her to show her. The blanket was patched with her old baby clothes. “I started making this the day I found out you were pregnant. Well, maybe a few days. I had to let the bourbon wear off the shock.” Y/n chuckled as she admired the well-sewn blanket.
“I kept all your old baby clothes and I thought instead of regifting those to you, I could just patch them into a blanket onto your old one for you.”
“Mom, this is the greatest gift you could’ve ever given me,” Y/n said gently and stood up to hug her mother. “This is so beautiful and touching.”
“I’m glad you love it, sweetheart. Now, I’m going to clean up the gifts and you enjoy the rest of your party.”
Y/n hugged her mom one more time before turning back to her friends. “Thank you guys so much. This was the best thing you could’ve done for us.”
“Yeah, well, that’s what friends are for,” Jackie said.
“Where are we going to fit all this crap?” Eric asked.
“Good question: I have no idea,” Y/n said, causing them both to laugh. “Eh, we’ll find a place for them. I’m not worried about it.”
“That or it’ll all become part of the background and we won’t even notice it,” Hyde responded, wrapping an arm around her waist.
“Hey, Y/n,” Sasha said, coming up behind them. “Thank you so much for having me here.”
“Of course! It wouldn’t be a party without you here,” she responded as she let Sasha kiss both cheeks.
“This was lovely. Did your mother put this together?”
“Always. And my friends,” she responded and pointed to them. “You remember Jackie and Donna.”
“Ah, yes, the loud one and tall one.”
Donna gave her a tight-lipped smile. “Good to see you again.”
“Si,” Sasha responded before looking to Y/n once more. “I actually have some news, my dear.”
“What’s that?”
“I’m closing the bridal shop.”
“What?! Why?!”
“I’m moving to New York,” she responded. “I found a space there where I can open my shop there and gain more business, but sadly I can’t afford to have a place here and there.”
“I can’t believe this. Sasha, I’m really going to miss you.”
“I’ll miss you, too, mija,” she responded and wrapped Y/n in a hug. “And I’m sorry that I won’t be able to hand over a store to you like I promised.”
A wave of relief had lifted off Y/n’s shoulders. “It’s okay. I understand, though. You got to go where the business is.”
“Exactly. But don’t you think that those kids won’t know about their Tia Sasha. I’ll be back before you know it.”
“When do you leave?”
“In two weeks,” she said. “Don’t worry, we’ll keep in touch.”
Y/n nodded before giving Sasha another hug. “You better.”
As everyone started filing out the house and saying goodbyes, the crew helped Kitty clean up the living room.
“Well, I think that was a very successful party,” Kitty said. “And we got so many gifts!”
“Yeah, with everything we have, it’s going to look like a daycare,” Eric said.
“Don’t be such a porky mouth,” Kitty said. “And don’t ruin the mood. This was such a good day.”
“It really was,” Y/n said, barley bending down to grab empty plates. “I don’t think anything can ruin it now. Even with Sasha moving.”
The doorbell rang, interrupting their conversation. “I got it, Mom.”
When Y/n opened the door, there stood someone she never thought she’d see again.
"Connor?"
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