#i am not okay over this oh my god 🥵

[stephendorff]

Alexander Skarsgård in Prime Video Mr. & Mrs. Smith Sneak Peek

[mypoisonedvine]

I am literally BEGGING you to write more perv Eddie I was stunned by the last one 🥵🥵🥵

okay okay just because I had so much fun with it!

warnings: smut (18+), oral m receiving, grinding but no penetration, coming in panties, implied/described tickle fetish, slight foot fetish, verrryyy slight/implied watersports kink (nobody actually DOES anything it's just discussed and it's more of a holding kink anyways...), more dacryphilia, choking (with dick not hands), very slight degradation, reader has a thing for balls (we've established she's a perv too okay)

sequel to this drabble

Eddie knew he was a pervert, it was something he learned about himself in his mid-adolescence and had only grown into since. What he hadn't known until that day was that you were an even bigger perv than him!

Yes, you were still innocent in your own way; your experience was limited, in part because of your slightly off-color interests like his. But your mind was impossibly dirty-- you put him to shame, really. And he didn't mind it at all.

"You thought about this a lot, didn't you?" you purred as you rubbed your foot against his crotch-- the white sock moved up and down over the bulge in his jeans, and Eddie had to fight not to buck his hips against you.

"Y-yeah," he choked out.

"Such a dirty boy," you scolded playfully. "I want you to show me how you jerk off to me-- you know, what you think about and stuff..."

His cheeks were turning pink, but he was already hastily opening his belt for you as you giggled happily.

"Mm," you hummed and licked your lips as he pulled out his throbbing cock, gripping it tightly in his hand. "How do you touch it?"

"Um, I-I do it like this for a while," he explained, demonstrating long, slower strokes from base to tip and back, "and then when I'm close, I just do this..."

You watched with half-lidded, dilated eyes as he moved his fist quickly over the head, and his whole cock flexed under your gaze. This felt so different with you watching him. "So, what do you think about?"

"Well, it depends," he breathed, struggling to focus while he was doing this. "Like, there was that day you came over and I, um, tickled you?"

You raised an eyebrow. "You tickle me a lot, you'll have to be more specific."

"R-right, well, I just do it 'cause you're so cute when you can't stop laughing and you're too weak to push me away..." he sighed. "But, um, there was one time where we were right here on the couch, and I was... on top of you and I... I tickled your feet first--"

"Of course you did," you smirked.

"But when I tickled your ribs," he recalled, "you were laughing so hard you started to cry a-and you said you... uh... you said you were gonna pee."

His face was burning hot as you started to laugh. "Oh, you were into that?"

"I-I mean, I wasn't gonna make you, I just... I liked that I could, if I wanted to," he explained. "Don't you think it would be kinda cute? If I tickled you until you-- until you wet yourself?"

You didn't say anything, and something about the silence made his throat all dry and his cock bob in his hand. "What else?" you pressed, and he shuddered as he started to stroke his cock faster.

"Uh... do you remember when we all got popsicles on field day?" he continued.

You smiled and bit your lip. He was already getting closer...

"You, uh, you got cherry..." he trailed off, groaning and shutting his eyes as he recalled the memory. "Kept thinking about your little tongue o-or your lips on me like that..."

"Yeah?" you encouraged with a grin, pointing your foot and using your toes to toy with his balls; his eyes rolled back in his head.

"Yeah, fuck," he grunted. "I couldn't stop thinking about your w-warm mouth... shoving my cock down your throat, and making you-- god-- making you choke on it--"

He was cut off with his own gasp when he felt you suddenly lean forward and wrap your lips around his tip; his eyes shot open and he stared in disbelief down at you as you gently sucked him, his hand still holding the rest as you bobbed your head a little lower with each movement.

"Oh my fucking god, baby," he breathed, "you're so-- fuck, look up at me?"

You leaned back slightly and your eyes met his-- those big, pretty eyes that were far too sweet and innocent to be looking at him like this while your mouth was trying to suck the life out of him.

"Th-that's it, god," he groaned, stroking your hair for a second before pushing your head down a bit. You hummed around him, and he pushed you more-- the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat, and he moaned as you gagged. "I knew it'd be too big for you," he grinned proudly, "fuck, I don't mind, I-I like feeling you choke. Can I do it again?"

You blinked at him and he took that as a yes-- of course, he would've taken anything as a yes.

He shoved your head down, over and over, occasionally letting his head fall back in pleasure but always coming back to meet your gaze; you were way too fucking pretty with cock in your mouth. Bet you look beautiful with cock in your pussy...

His nostrils flared and his lips snarled as your eyes started to water, and just as you blinked and those tears fell down your cheeks, you sniffled a bit.

"Oh fuck, baby, are you crying?" he sighed. You couldn't answer, but you didn't have to, and more tears ran across your face. "That's so fucking sexy..."

He swiped a tear up from over your cheekbone with his thumb, bringing it to his lips to taste. You whined slightly around him, and he caught the way your hips wiggled-- you were trying to hump the couch, like the needy little baby you were.

"I bet you're so wet from this," he groaned, "aren't you? Little button's all swollen and sensitive, just from choking on me?"

He let go of your head so you could pull back with a gasp. "Yes," you breathed, licking the underside of his cock, "yes, fuck-- can I taste your balls?"

Well, he wasn't sure what he was expecting you to say, but it wasn't that. He honestly could've busted right then, hearing you say something like that... especially between little sniffles as your eyes watered still from the irritation in your throat that his cock had induced.

Obviously, he nodded, and you leaned in deeper to his lap as he spread his legs wider for you. Your face was buried in his crotch and he felt your nose and lips right up against his skin; you took a deep breath in and hummed happily. "They smell good," you said suddenly.

"Jesus H. Christ," he hissed, catching your devious smirk as you looked up at him from under his erection. "Baby, you're not talking to me about how my balls smell right now."

"I've been thinking about them for forever," you admitted, "wanted to suck them so bad, wanted you to rub them all over my face..."

"Dirty," he announced proudly. His smug grin didn't last long when he felt your tongue lick him down there-- again, again, again.

"Mm," you hummed proudly, rocking your hips again, "taste so good..."

You sucked one into your open mouth, hollowing your cheeks, and he groaned loudly. Letting it out with a quiet pop! you switched to the other and reached up to grasp his cock, stroking it a little for him. "You like this?" he pressed. "Fuck, you like s-sucking my balls?"

You nodded and he couldn't take much more of this; and as fun as it would be to come in your mouth (truth be told, he almost wanted you to hate the taste) or all over your face or even in your hair while you had his balls in your mouth... he had better ideas.

You whined a bit as he pulled you off of him and he smiled. "I'm gonna help you, baby, I'm gonna get us both off," he promised.

He guided you to stand up and turn around, placing your hands on the counter in front of you. As he came up behind you, flipping your skirt up, he groaned and got a nice handful of your ass. He couldn't help himself, he had to give you just one little spank, and the way you jumped and quietly yelped when he did it made his cock throb again.

He grabbed your panties and, when you must have assumed he would pull them down, he yanked them up and pulled the fabric tight between your ass cheeks, glancing down to see the strip of pink lace was now pulling tight between your swollen lips; he groaned and tugged again, watching your hips shiver as the fabric rubbed over your clit. "So fuckin' cute," he grunted as he let go of the panties and you sighed in relief; he stepped up closer and pressed himself against you.

At first, he just rubbed his cock on your soft, smooth ass, but then he pulled the soaked crotch of your panties down just enough to slide his cock in. Not into you, just against you, slowly sliding his cock through your lips and letting your cunt soak his dick. "Oh," you breathed, already rocking back against him; he grabbed your hips tight.

"Let me do it," he ordered. "It's gonna feel so good..."

He thrusted forward and back, the tip of his cock rubbing right on your clit, and he caught the way your legs were shaking like your knees might give out. "Eddie," you moaned, dropping your head limply.

"You're so sensitive," he observed with a groan. "Think you can come before I jizz in your panties, sweetheart?"

"Yeah, m'close," you admitted, "right there, Eddie, fuck..."

"Right here?" he repeated, pushing his cock against you harder as you whined. "Right on your cute little clit?"

"Yes," you whimpered, tightening your grip on the counter before you. He groaned and slipped his hands under your shirt, tugging your bra out of the way so he could grope your chest. "Fuck, play with my nipples, please," you begged.

He moaned and did what you asked, thrusting faster against you as he toyed with your hard nipples, pinching them between his fingers. "Such pretty tits," he groaned, "been thinking about them for so long-- you wanted me to touch them, didn't you?"

You nodded and he felt his cock starting to flex.

"God, baby, come all over my dick," he instructed gruffly. "Want that little slutty pussy to soak me, c'mon, do it--"

You moaned his name loudly and he was done for, he gasped as he started to spray his load right there inside your panties. His eyes fell shut while his mouth fell open, and his head tilted back as he soaked the lace even better than you had.

He jumped when he felt you reach one of your hands back and squeeze his balls. "Fuck, baby--"

"Want all of it," you explained breathlessly, "want all your come, Eddie, please?"

"F-fuckin' Christ," he choked, but he kept thrusting erratically until every drop was in your cute panties.

Stepping back, he pulled them up again to make sure all that come was right up against your pretty folds, though the excess was already beginning to run down your thighs. "That was so hot," you breathed.

"You know you have to wear these for the rest of the day, right?" he smirked at you, pulling his jeans and boxers back up as he buckled his belt.

"You know that's all I ever wanted, right?" you replied with a wink.

[megistusdiary]

giving tighnari an aphrodisiac while you’re hanging out so he’ll sleep with you cause you have a bit of a huge crush on him, but you severely miscalculate how long it’ll last for so you end up stuck underneath him, pussy aching from his neverending thrusts and his cum flowing out, telling you how much he’s in love with you and your cunt and hoping that this never ends. mission accomplished?

ok sorry i have been gone so long. i actually just finished a monster of a chem report and i am in the mood to write so lets do this >:)

this turned out really long my god- i got really into meaningless plot and dialogue i am so sorry, there's like 1 minute of smut.

also, because i like to keep it consensual, we are gonna say tighnari was already dtf and he knew exactly what those petals do 😏

warnings: rough-dom!tighnari and sub!fem anatomy/pronouns reader

aphrodisiac usage (reader didn't know it was an aphrodisiac she gave tighnari), overstimulation, a lot of cum (unsafe sex 👎), biting, mating press, friends to lovers 🥵🥵, fingering/oral, also mentions of venti because he is your mondstat friend but he is wild

"and you're sure this is legit?" you asked, brows furrowing as you observed the petals in your palm.

"of course i'm sure, are you seriously doubting a professional?" venti grinned as you pursed your lips. "guaranteed to make even the most stoic swoon." venti pressed his hand to his forehead dramatically.

"alright, alright, i trust you." you carefully pocket the preserved blooms as venti eagerly bounces on his heels. you sigh deeply. "okay, one bottle on me, but that's it- diluc charges an arm and a leg these days."

it had been about a week since that conversation on your last day in mondstat. you originally went for research purposes and catching up with some old friends. sure, you expected a few souvenirs but not 'love blooms.'

you inspected the petals on your desk, trying desperately to focus on your reports.

when you told venti about your little (massive) crush on tighnari, venti was delighted to help you in the most venti way possible. by offering you flowers that make your crush fall in love with you.

because what other advice would that bard give?

you had your doubts, but part of you was intrigued to find out if they were real. you didn't want to test the tea on just anyone in case these blooms really did have some magic in them. or maybe you were just overthinking this. what if-

a soft knock on the wood of your door stirred you from your thoughts as you jumped up from your desk, knocking some of your papers off the surface.

"come in!" you call out, seeing tighnari peek his head around the corner of the wall. "tighnari! what are you doing here?"

tighnari greeted you with a small wave, carrying a basket in his arms. "i apologize for intruding so late, i originally meant to drop this off earlier. but you were asleep when i came by, and i didn't want to disturb you." tighnari smiled sheepishly, and you missed the soft blush dusting his cheeks in the low light from your lamp.

"oh, that's fine! it's great, no worries." you laughed awkwardly. "so, what's in there?" you pointed at the basket as he carefully opened the top.

"collei made it for you. she was feeling good this week, said it was the cooler weather and fresh air. she collected some herbs and fungi, and i think some tea leaves she received from a friend visiting liyue." tighnari mumbled, sifting through the contents.

"tell her i said thank you-"

"you could always come over and tell her yourself, you know. being a messenger is hard work for a forest ranger." tighnari teased.

you smiled at him fondly, shaking your head. it wasn't that you didn't want to visit, on the contrary. you were just terrified of embarrassing yourself in front of tighnari and collei.

"well, i am free tomorrow afternoon, if that's an okay time?"

"sure, i would check with collei first, but i'm positive she's already asleep." he hummed, ears flicking atop his head.

you let the quiet linger for a moment before you cleared your throat. "since you came all this way, would you like to stay for some tea?" you suddenly panicked, reminding yourself it was almost dark out, and tighnari would surely want to go back home as soon as possible. "well, i mean, it's late, so that was a stupid thing for me to suggest. sorry."

"actually, if you don't mind having me, i would love to share some tea. i didn't bring anything to drink on the trek here, and i am embarrassed to admit i'm a bit parched." tighnari's tail curled up as you nodded.

"sure! have a seat, anywhere you like- just maybe not on the chair with all my stuff on it, sorry for the mess." you awkwardly shuffled towards the kitchen, pulling the kettle out to start boiling a pot of water.

and then, the wicked little voice of venti popped into your mind.

now would be the perfect time to test out those petals.

you blinked twice, eyes shifting over to your desk where the petals sat. you smacked your cheeks, shaking your head.

no, that would be a bad idea. you don't even know if they're legit. and what if they're actually poison. can you ever really trust venti's judgement with love potion flowers?

you took a deep breath, instead focusing on rummaging through your cabinet, allowing tighnari to slink around your room unnoticed.

he smiled softly as he gazed at your handwriting. it slowly got sloppier as time went on, hand cramping from writing page upon page.

the ink bottle he had purchased for you from inazuma sat on your desk, almost empty. he made a mental note to purchase more the next time he had the chance.

you had lined up your favorite pens and quills on the desk, your notebooks at the side, scratches and rips on the cloth covers, and-

petals?

tighnari arched an eyebrow, glancing over to where you were in the kitchen, busy with digging for decent tea leaves.

he carefully picked the package up, bringing it up towards his face to waft the scent into his nose.

familiar and sweet. the saccharine petals had an aroma he had smelled before, though not from any plants in sumeru. it seemed familiar, like something from mondstat. perhaps he had read about it. something about legends.

tighnari frowned, deep in thought, tail bristling when he finally remembered. of course, mondstat tales of lovers. these flowers brought good luck for couples and those attempting to court their desired partners.

but why would you have them unless-

unless you were trying to court someone? tighnari frowned deeper at that thought.

his ears perked up as he heard you close the cabinets, walking into the room as he quickly situated himself on a chair, neatly folding his tail across his lap.

"sorry it took so long!" you smiled awkwardly. "it's brewing now, it'll just be a few minutes."

"take your time, don't stress yourself out over tea." tighnari shook his head, mentally cooing at your adorable expression when you scratched the back of your neck.

you glanced over at the desk, eyes focused on the petals as you thought of a way to get them without tighnari noticing.

of course, the minute you glanced away, he knew.

and that must mean-

you intended to use them on him? oh, tighnari wished he could say something.

but oh, was he intrigued to see where this path would lead...

and so, he conveniently stood up, excusing himself to the restroom and allowing you to rush and add the petals to the tea. he could hear you clumsily dumping them into his cup, crushing them up.

it was almost endearing in a way to think you wanted to use a love potion on him. how could you not realize you had tighnari wrapped around your finger.

if you had asked tighnari sweetly enough to visit mondstat with you, he would have. if you asked tighnari for another inazuman ink bottle, you'd have one by the next morning. if you asked tighnari to carry you back to his home to visit with collei, he would be more than happy to find a way to do so.

he waited just long enough for you to figure out the petal situation before walking out, adjusting his hair and tail. "oh, is the tea ready?"

"yes, you have perfect timing as always it seems." you laughed as tighnari sat down across from you.

you lifted the kettle, carefully pouring two cups of tea, setting the kettle down and moving his cup to his side. "there we go. i hope you like it- when i was in mondstat i got some flowers for the tea. my friend says they're supposed to be very sweet, and they make tea smooth." you lied through your teeth, praying to the archons that this love spell somehow did work.

you watched as tighnari lifted the cup to his lips, blowing on the liquid before tasting some. it was indeed sweet, unlike most of the bitter brews he makes. "it's very good. a unique sugary taste. maybe i'll have to visit mondstat myself." tighnari hummed, taking larger sips of the tea and watching as your eyes grew comically wide.

"wow, i'm glad you like it so much!" you raised your cup to your lips, feigning a sip as tighnari pretended not to notice. you brushed the hair away from your face, feeling hot as tighnari leaned in closer towards you.

your lips parted, though no words came out as tighnari's nose touched yours. "can i ask you something?"

"anything." you breathed out.

"did you really feel the need to give me a love potion? isn't it obvious i already like you?"

your mouth dropped as you scrambled backwards. "what- i, no, no i didn't- well...it's not what you think, i'm so sorry-"

"i'm not." tighnari shrugged, downing the cup. "i was waiting for you to realize how much i care for you. it isn't easy coming all the way here, you know. especially when it's dark. it isn't easy getting inazuman commodities or fancy sweaters from snezhnaya, you know."

tighnari's words made your face feel hot as you pressed your palms to your cheeks. "why didn't you just say something before?"

"because you're cute when you're flustered." tighnari admitted, surprised at his own boldness. maybe those petals really were affecting him differently due to his anatomy?

you let out a gasp, watching tighnari slowly approach you, crawling closer, almost like a predator stalking his prey.

"tighnari-" you called out to him, feeling him lean over you. his body was warm, radiating heat as you suddenly shook out of your stupor. "tighnari, you feel really hot- i mean warm! you must be sick or something, oh archons, what if i poisoned you. stupid, stupid, i knew i shouldn't have trusted venti." you tried to pull tighnari up, yet he wouldn't budge, instead firmly gripping your chin and tilting your head to look him in the eyes.

"i can tell that love potion isn't doing what you thought it would hm?" tighnari dragged his thumb across your lip, feeling you lean closer to him. "i planned this whole trip to confess to you, honestly. but i think this is a lot more exciting, don't you?"

"tighnari, i've never seen you like this before." you admitted, eyes starry as you gazed up at him. your thighs rubbed against eachother slightly as tighnari suddenly closed his eyes and groaned.

"fuck, i can smell your arousal." you watched as tighnari's pants slowly formed a tent, ears pressed back to his head.

his eyes opened, looking slightly different than before. he almost seemed feral in a way as he suddenly began tearing off your clothes, claws ripping through fabric as you clung onto his shoulders.

he pressed feverish kisses into your skin, pulling your core down against his lap and rutting against you while stripping your form.

how you ended up on your back, knees pressed to your chest was anyone's guess.

you had already come once from him fingering you, licking at your clit and rubbing against your g-spot in the most perfect way, sending you over the edge quickly.

now, he had you underneath him, cock pushing in and out of you at such a rapid pace it had your head spinning. tighnari was mumbling under his breath, almost growling as he fucked into you harshly, heavy balls slapping against your skin.

you cried out for him, tightening as he came deep inside of you. it was thick, dripping out of your hole as you tried to take shallow breaths, gasping as he suddenly started moving again. "what-"

"oh, someone miscalculated their dosage, hm?" tighnari laughed, pressing down harder on the backs of your thighs and fucking you with fervor, grinding into your sweet spot until he had you coming around his cock, trembling beneath him.

he gave you barely any time to recover, playing with your clit and fucking you faster as you sobbed for tighnari, body teetering between extreme pleasure but overstimulation.

you cried out his name, feeling his teeth press along the column of your neck. you arched, allowing him full access to the skin as he hummed his approval, biting down into your skin with the intent of leaving his mark.

you felt him collect the mix of your cum leaking around his dick before coming back to play with your clit, feeling your body shake as he threw you into another orgasm that sent him into his own, filling you up again. his cum leaked out from your hole, though he tried to use his dick to plug it up inside you.

tighnari growled, discontented with the way his cum flowed out of you. "it has to stay in there-" he huffed, beginning to fuck you again as you whined.

"tighnari, wait! slow down- i-"

tighnari silenced you by pressing a deep kiss onto your lips. "it's okay, dear. it's alright. you can take it, i know you can. be a good girl." he smiled, pressing deeper into you, gripping your body and leaving indents from his nails as he grinned wickedly. "good girl."

[funtheysaid]

IWTV 2x01 Initial Thoughts (Stream Of Consciousness)

- That title card for Delainey felt very stage play to me (ahhh I adore the theatrical elements for this season)

- Ooh I love the idea that vamps can take on the emotions of whosever blood they’re drinking - it’s like the vampire equivalent of when werewolves can smell ppl’s emotions and fears through chemosignals (a la Teen Wolf iykyk)

- “Disregard” is the funniest shit ever 😂 Oldmaniel they could never make me hate you

- There’s a Real Rashid OMFG ??? Lol imagine he’s not actually Rashid and they pull one over on us again I’d fucking shit myself

- “Your love was in a box” OH MY GOD EAT HIM UP DANNY BOY

- OMG OMG LOUSTAT ITS HAPPENIGN ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE SHUT UP

- I MISS YOU TOO LESTAT

- “Quite fucked” 😏😏😏

- “mon amour” “mon cher” “love” IM GOING TO EXSANGUINATE MYSELF ISTG

- The singular finger on Louis’ chin 🥲 so delicate so soft so bad for my mental health

- I like Emilia

- “They are not used to seeing man with good looks” OKAY I know they’re just racists BUT she also wasn’t lying bc beautiful Louis is canon god bless you Jacob Anderson

- Lol Morgan a little fruity

- OOH memory is a monster! They be redoing scenes as Louis “fixes” his memories !!!! That’s gonna show up again for sure :))))

- “Stupid Halloween costume” Daniel Molloy the brat that you are (is okay, Armand likes brats) *cough cough*

- I’ve never seen someone *elegantly* close an iPad before. Armand, you have bewitched me.

- The fucking sexual tension between DM is stifling 🥵😶‍🌫️ Um if this is us “not getting Devil’s Minion” then I think imma be okay

- Claudia pushing the little racist boy 🤪🥹 we can’t help but to stan

- WTF AMC you can’t just jumpscare me with a Grace photograph :’)))

- “UP YOUR BUM” EXCUSE ME MORGAN I KNEW YOU WERE FRUITY BUT SIRRRR?

- so the makeup department really put their whole sfxussies into that decrepit ass abomination

- Louis: Alexa, play Mr. Steal Your Girl by Trey Songz

- Claudia calling Louis Daddy in S1: ☺️🍭👼 Claudia calling Louis Daddy in S2: 😖🤢😟

- I’m dubbing Louis “The Rat Prince”

- “If he can’t take you ballroom dancing and call you pretty” ICONIC.

- “the motherfucker” it’s on sight Bruce or Killer or whatever the fuck your name was 🤕🥊

- “her hand twitched like yours would” why was that line lowkey out of pocket. My mans has Parkinson’s Louis !!!!

- SHE DREAMS 😭 MY FUCKING GOD STOP MY EYES ARE GONNA BE PUFFY WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW

- that wasn’t even acting that was some REAL shit. Get Jacob Anderson his Emmy or Oscar or Tony or whatever the fuck I just need him to be awarded for his talent

- Daniel’s soft compassionate side: rare but that much more meaningful when it makes an appearance

- LOUIS you did not just do Emilia dirty like that TF!?! She helped you dude.

- “Human affairs. Their problem.” Not you listening to Lestat now of all times

- “Catfish with teeth” Louis can really read a bitch to filth can’t he?

- AHHH THERE ARE TWO OF THE FUCKERS 👹👹

- Oh shit he’s a kid okay I’m sorry for calling you an abomination earlier. That was mean.

- Woman vampire, you standing precariously close to that fire 👀

- Delainey’s facial expressions are the perfect blend of innocent and slightly unsettling

- OPP INTO THE FIRE SHE GOES rip 🔥

- What the hell is a bacon triptych am I just stupid don’t answer that

- Armand you ain’t beating the iPad kid allegations

- “It’s his drug” He said that with such malice. Is this a “he needed me but he needed drugs more” plot line???

- So Dubai Loumand is chilly frigid tepid frosty glacial

- Free feet? Okay im sorry

- “We can have him saying what happened next in no time” okay wait hold up why you making it sound like YOU don’t know what happened next and you need him to tell you???

- oh danny boy whistling while the couple he’s counseling walks in… is this a comedy or ?

- Daniel: yeah? 🤓 Armand: yeah 🫦

- “the mother of New Orleans” oh he misses home

- LMFAO Daniel interrupting Armand before he can start soliloquizing

- Louis and Claudia in a truck full of art which they belong in bc they too are pieces of art to me

- hard words. soft words. 🥺

- “a shit life beats no life” god damn this monologue feels like Louis is speaking directly to my soul

- “as long as you walk the earth I’ll never taste the fire” If this is foreshadowing I- I- I don’t know what I’ll do but it’s going to involve a baseball bat and a waffle iron and my head

- “it would be enough” pan to Lestat 💀 you can’t be fucking serious right now you just cannot

- okay it’s over and the teaser for the season just started playing and I just have to shout out the score bc damn if those violins don’t get me every god damn time

(Stutter) That’s all, folks! 🐷👋

[agendabymooner]

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 !!! 𝐥𝐧𝟒 — 𝐭𝐰𝐨

☼ LANDO NORRIS RETWEETED

chapter summary: lando norris is beginning to show his true colours after honey-sue announced her third album release and her participation in a special event occurring in three months — maybe he’s just excited to see her during the monaco gp?

OR f1 fans are noticing that his twitter timeline is being taken over by posts about the famous british youtuber/musician.

content warning: use of explicit language, ofc’s discography is based on lana del rey’s albums and songs, insta + twitter posts, mentions of cigarette + alcohol consumption, mentions anxiety, short jokes, “liked by pierre gasly”

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

tagged sidemen

liked by landonorris, maxfewtrell, pierregasly

chrismd oh geez can’t wait to share lockers with you i guess 🤥

suemehoney god forbid i’d actually see some kneecaps on you, dixon 😳

user1 stop violating him oh my god 🫣��

stephentries_ finally 🙃 the better lewis playing for the match liked by suemehoney

zerkaa one of the boooooyz 😩💪 liked by suemehoney

bambinobecky my favourite pick me 😭🫡 liked by suemehoney

suemehoney actually give me a kiss plz 🥵

user2 “liked by landonorris” 💀

user3 honey is officially a victim of “liked by pierregasly” 😭😭😭🫡

user4 what’re these f1 people doing in honey’s insta??? 😳

user5 didn’t mean to invade y’all— but we couldn’t contain lando and pierre in the horny jail so we had to check out what’s the fuss ourselves

user4 understood

liked by landonorris, pierregasly, miniminter

user1 OKAY SERVE SIS SERVE

user2 i’ll kiss you in the mouth if you do the spoon necklace again 😩

ksi 😭😭 liked by suemehoney

wroetoshaw i’ll be the first to cry when it first come out liked by suemehoney

r0sielewis 🥵 liked by suemehoney

niko they better play this at my funeral liked by suemehoney

suemehoney i’ll even dj it for you neeko 😚🤭

user3 yo these f1 drivers are wiiiiild 😭

user4 “liked by landonorris” 💀

user5 “liked by pierregasly” 😅 can’t believe this shit

user6 can’t even have shit in this economy

HONEY HONEY

william ya shit! who is this man??? he goes on to say that this lunch is important but he isn’t here??? tf am i doing here? i could be doing something else!

WILLIAM²

honey calm down m8 😅 lando said he’ll be here in five minutes that’s what max said at least why don’t you grab some alcohol

HAROLDINHO

and get her pissed in monaco at 1 in the afternoon? are you insane? do you want to die?

WILLIAM²

allow it? it’s her vacation harold— let her drink if she wants to drink

HONEY HONEY

i took my anxiety meds this morning you fuckin numpty 😭 if i drink now it’ll be nothing but a trip to the hospital for me

WILLIAM²

right. shit sorry. maybe take some breather? filly’s more than willing to walk around with you before we order. i’ll talk to max about lando 🙏 the idiot isn’t always this late so this is unusual

HONEY HONEY

you better 😐 i should’ve brought cigarettes

HAROLDINHO

shut your mouth. if i see a single stick i’m shoving it down your throat.

HONEY HONEY

oh fuck off. you’ve had worse than nicotine. bitch.

MAX 😚

m8 🤠 the more time you spend in front of a mirror the more time you lose with your lover girl

LANDO 🥵

fuck off im nervous

MAX 😚

lad 😭 she’s not going to bite you. she doesn’t even want to talk to people what makes you think she’d want to deliberately talk to you?

LANDO 🥵

that’s even worse 😭😭 i’m omw. seriously. i just need to make sure i look decent enough 🙄

MAX 😚

you might have to do some explaining to w2s about you retweeting posts about his sister though 😅 the whole “lando norris retweeted” spiel is becoming a trend and uh it’s not a good look for you

LANDO 🥵

MAX FOR FUCKS SAKE!

[annathesillyfriend]

Hey there! I hope summer is treating you well 🌞I am currently crying over the fact that I didnt get to see Lizzo at a festival 30 km away from me last week and that I won't see Harry tomorrow in Warsaw, so I decided to distract myself with making this list 😅 I hope that next time I'll be able to tell you that I menaged to get Taylor tickets, so please keep your fingers crossed for me 🥰

To all the writers - I love you and I appreciate you so much!

To all the readers - please, share the fics you read and love. The reblog really makes the change! It’s the least we can do to show our gratitude.

Also, please, mind the writers’ warnings!

🌊JAKE 'HANGMAN' SERESIN🌊

it's what you make it and and honey, i'll make it all okay by @seresinhangmanjake

↳ two-shot, part of oh, baby universe which is an amazing dad!jake series and you should totally give it a try

you're safe now and bite me by @seresinsweetie

↳ two-shot, 18+, enemies to friends to lovers, i want a weighted blanket for my birthday this year and by weighted blanket i mean jake seresin on top of me, please and thank you

crossing all the lines by @//seresinsweetie

↳ one-shot, 18+, not it's time for a rooster x hangman x reader threesome and it's as hot as it sounds 🥵

hungman by @ddejavvu

↳ one-shot, 18+, roommate!camboy!jake, do i have to say more? whenever i see Daisy's url on my dash, i drop everything i'm doing and go read, such a talented writer!

a love you don't find everyday by @//beccaanne814

↳ series, this story has kept me on my toes and then surprised me in the best way possible, amazing fic 💕

head on your chest, heart in your hands by @jupitercomet

↳ one-shot, soft!jake has a special place in my heart

same 'ol situation by @topguncortez

↳ one-shot, 18+, roommate!jake and it's so good!!

🌊BRADLEY 'ROOSTER' BRADSHAW🌊

how could i forget by @roosterforme

↳ one-shot, I put this particular fic here because it was the first one I read in June but I recommend going through Emily's whole masterlist. I could go on and on about how talented she is 👏I start every single one of my days by reading one of her works. Like literally every day. Thank you for making my morning more bearable 💕

give me your hand and here is my heart by @sometimesanalice

↳ two-shot, 18+, this is a part of a bigger universe that I love with my whole being. please, do yourself a favour and go read it all!

hey, salior by @//sometimesanalice

↳ one-shot, 18+, i am YELLING

warm blood by @notroosterbradshaw

↳ one-shot, another phenomenal fic from another phenomenal author 👏👏 keep slaying!

home and viva la vegas by @honeysimagines

↳ two-shot, i read this like four times in the last month, my love for those fics is out of control

i'll guide you by @bradshawsbitch

↳ one-shot, 18+, i get dizzy and warm all over just by thinkign about this fic 👀

you left your name on my lips by @blurredcolour

↳ one-shot, beautiful fic!

love and loss by @bradshawsbaby

↳ one-shot, what a stunning piece. we all need this kind of support in our lives

if i knew it all then, would i do it again? by @ofstoriesandstardust

↳ one-shot, part of the same mistakes-verse which is a god tier series. this one left me speechless

i was supposed to sweat you out by @theharddeck

↳ one-shot, 18+, friends with benefits, simply delicious 👏👏

i think i love you by @thewulf

↳ one-shot, best friends to lovers, i loved this so very much

where do we go? by @thatlovinfeelin

↳ series, 18+, amazing fic, beautiful story!

salt air, and the rust on your door by @daniellarussoo

↳ one-shot, just a sweet little husband!bradly fic 😌

to love and be loved by @callsigncherub

↳ one-shot, i seriously debated jumping into the sea after reading this one

all consuming by @inklore

↳ one-shot, 18+, Lauren's back at it again with a bloody banger

🌊JAVY 'COYOTE' MACHADO🌊

a little bit of fun and it's not rotten work (not if it's you) by @sushiwriterhere

↳ two-shot, 18+, javy x reader x jake fics, this is just great, i love everything about those stories

the double negative effect by @beyondthesefourwalls

↳ one-shot, there are not enough javy fics out there so i cherish every single one i find, especially ones as good as this one!

training accident by @//foreverrandomwritings

↳ one-shot, another great javy story!

🌊ROBERT 'BOB' FLOYD🌊

supernova by @laracrofted

↳ one-shot, 18+, bob x reader x pheonix threesome, a dream come true 😫

the worst date by @lovingperfectionsblog

↳ one-shot, love this one 💕

the wingman by @//roosterforme

↳ one-shot, 18+, okay we all aready know how much i adore Emily's work but i just had to put this one here cause bob needs all the love he can get!!

shut up and dance with me by @beccaanne814

↳ one-shot, man, the things i'd so for him to dance with me

sick day by @writingdumpster

↳ one-shot, bob's a little bit stuborn here but we're gonna let it slip just this once

girl in a coffee shop by @ohgodnotagainn

↳ one-shot, coffee shop!au, bob as a barista!!!! yes yes yes that all i need in life

🌊MICKEY ' FANBOY' GARCIA🌊

opposites attract by @foreverrandomwritings

↳ one-shot, husband!mickey and he's just so 🥺🥺

🌊STEVE HARRINGTON🌊

all the time by @bookshelf-dust

↳ one-shot, friends to lovers and fake dating -> ✨cheff's kiss✨

cardigan by @supernovafics

↳ one-shot, professor!steve x professor!reader, angst with happy ending, great work 👏

car kisses by @iridescentprose

↳ one-shot, there is just something so kissable about steve driving a car. i would, too, risk my life to pour some love on that man

this fic by @spicysix

↳ one-shot, being stuck in an elevator may not be an ideal situation but it's whole other thing when steve harrington is there with you

steve-o by @bettysupremacy

↳ one-shot, i just adore this steve

midnight love by @loveshotzz

↳ one-shot, 18+, fuck boy!steve but we fall for him anyway

this fic by @lovebugism

↳ one-shot, 18+, SO DAMN BLOODY GOOD i can't even

this fic by @forever-rogue

↳ one-shot, broke my heart and put it right back together

bad for ussiness by @upsidedownwithsteve

↳ series, 18+, enemies to lovers is the superior trope and this fic is the perfect example, my favourite steve fic honestly

a good dream by @solarluvs

↳ one-shot, 18+, the fact that this will never happen to me in real life is just criminal

keep trying by @lilacletter

↳ one-shot, 18+, an obligatory baby making fic™, they just hit different

cool about it by @mysticmunson

↳ one-shot, if you feel like getting your heart broken, that's a fic for you :')

this love by @forevermoreharrington

↳ one-shot, 18+, a masterpiece really

🌊EDDIE MUNSON🌊

brain like a sieve by @munsster

↳ one-shot, AHHHHHHHHHH is all i have to say on this 😅

sunscreen and chlorine and blue raspberry syrup by @eiightysixbaby

↳ two-shot, 18+, lifeguard!eddie, perfect summer read, just like ice cream on a hot day 🙌

something like this by @taintedcigs

↳ one-shot, a good old truth or dare fic, just what we all love

love me tender by @oneforthemunny

↳ one-shot, 18+, janitor!eddie x teacher!reader, what a stunning piece of work that is 🥺

hot rod by @shamevillain

↳ one-shot, 18+, you will need a shower after reading this 🥵

🌊RHETT ABBOTT🌊

right where i want you by @//sushiwriterhere

↳ one-shot, 18+, sort of enemies to lovers, i am so normal about this 🙂

hell on heels (part 2) by @strawhbrrries

↳ two-shot, 18+, that bloody cowboy will send us all straight to hell

wildflower, widefire by @sebsxphia

↳ series, 18+, the perfect balance between sweet and sexy 😌😌

the ferris wheel by @lewmagoo

↳ one-shot, i just wanna share funnel cake with rhett abbott, is that too much to ask???

invisible string by @wkndwlff

↳ one-shot, 18+, BEAUTIFUL 😭😭

[durrtydawg]

can i just say how thankful i am that you are keeping us samuel sluts WELL FED LATELY!!

And can i also please request something, anything angsty :3 i literally do not care what happens I'm just excited to see what you can provide 🥵

Thank you, kind anon. My heart is full of love from you and everyone else in my inbox (what the hell where did you all come from???) I hope this meets your expectations. It definitely made my chest tighten. Didn't specify a gender here- hope that's okay! would love to hear your thoughts bc this isn't the usual from me. big love <3

[Masterlist]

WOUNDED- Sam drake x Reader {angst one-shot}

CW: Injury, blood | 1.3k Words | Gif is absolutely unrelated I just think he's neat <3

“You’re….we can’t go back in there.” You hunch, dumfounded, pointing towards the entrance of the mid-collapsing crypt you’d just somehow fought your way out of. You clutch the bleeding gash on your upper arm, coughing as dust continues to settle around you.

The cough sparks a pain in your torso, drawing your attention to a bloodied score in your shirt.

“We can, and we will.” Sam grumbles, teeth gritted as he removes his plaid over-shirt, knuckles coated in a thick layer of crimson.

“Come on, Sam,” you urge, raspy and desperate, chin trembling. “We should get out while we still-”

“And then what?!” He snarls in your direction. You step back in trepidation, eyes glossing over as he waits for an answer. His eyes burn into yours, and you don’t know whether to chastise yourself for being such a coward, or scream some sense into him. His newfound aggression, however, pulls you away from the latter.

Never had a job gone so horrendously wrong at the last hurdle. Months of planning and physical toil, rotted down into a husk of nothing but severe injury and anger in mere minutes.

Sam scoffs at your silence, tugging at the sleeve of his shirt. The fragmented tearing of the fabric only makes you shrink further away from him.

You gnaw at your bottom lip, attempting to forego tears that threaten to spill, but the sudden sting from a freshly punched split has your cheeks dampen anyway. You wince, limping over to the wall to catch your breath and try to calm down. 

Sliding unsteadily down the wall, you land with a thud, boots forcing another cloud of dust to roll over the ground as gravel gets scuffed aside by your heel. 

The pain in your torso intensifies, and you shakily peel the torn fabric of your shirt away from your skin. It’s not good.

You watch through watery vision as Sam wraps scraps of his shirt around his bleeding knuckles, his expression stiff and unmoving from his indignant glare. His grey t-shirt clings to his torso, with help from sweat and blood that steadily grows more and more stagnant from time and exertion. His jaw is clenched so frighteningly tense that you swear you feel your own teeth ache, and oh, the anger in his eyes is horrible. You’ve never seen him so enraged- so…intoxicated by his own determination to succeed, to the point where he doesn’t seem to care whether or not you bleed out in front of him.

Does he care? Has he even noticed the extent of your injuries? You wince as the rise and fall of your chest repeatedly pushes and pulls soiled fabric from the laceration on your side. With reluctance, you press your palm against it, squeezing sore, cracked fingers around the expanding red stain on your t-shirt, and you hiss, unintentionally catching his glare.

He takes in your appearance, and it’s hard to tell if he’s more angry at you or himself. Then, he looks away. 

He fucking looks away, and you feel sick. You squeeze your eyes shut after taking an anxious glance towards your fingers. The small spaces between each are thickly oozing crimson that’d be so beautiful if it were any substance other than your own blood. God. No- you didn’t think it was this bad. 

“It’s just a graze”, you whisper to yourself. Just a graze. Your chin quivers. He’ll come around.

“Shouldn’t’a brought you.” What? Your eyes snap open in disbelief. “I shouldn’t…” You shake your head at the venomous grumble he mutters from across the room. Through a haze, you watch him smack blood and dirt-encrusted hands over pockets in search for more ammunition that you both know doesn’t exist. He grunts, loud, angry, before kicking the stone. 

You shrink back further into the wall out of a fear that you’ve never felt around Sam before, stifling a yelp of pain as your wound twists painfully under your hand.

He covers his mouth with his palm, nostrils flaring as his eyes squeeze shut- an attempt at suppressing his outburst to give way for some capacity to think. You watch on apprehensively, head throbbing as he turns back towards the crypt entrance you’ve only just managed to scramble away from, scathed, exhausted, and possibly on the brink of passing out all together. His brows shift from a tightened rage into a conflicted indecisiveness that makes your mouth go tight and dry.

It’s purgatory that you can’t afford right now.

“Sam.” You croak, trying to adjust your uncomfortable posture. “I…I can’t.”

Your lungs are suddenly under a painful pressure that you can’t shift. What would happen if he makes you go back in? Sam storming off ahead, blind-firing into mercenaries far more prepared for battle than the pair of you could ever hope to be, as you lamely hobble behind, becoming more and more lightheaded by the second. 

Your chest tightens more as you imagine him looking back at you as he ducks down behind a precariously structured pile of rubble to reload his pistol, with nothing but disappointment- no, scrap that- disgust in his eyesas you fail to keep up with him. 

You’d plead from a small but dangerous distance, crying out for him to help you get back to your feet after your inevitable fall; blood loss rendering your legs into useless jelly, bullet and stab wounds too sore to pick yourself back up again. The pain you’d feel as he mutters something towards you one last time before taking off into the gunfire smoke subduing your peripheral.

No. No! He’d never leave you behind. No matter how desperate he is to prove his worth again. No. Not your Sam. He’ll come around.

You pant through parted lips, damning your panic attack back to the confines of your stomach.

“We’re…gonna die if we go back in there.” You murmur, resting your head back against the stone wall, eyes squeezed shut as if to try and shut out the incessant pain pulsating around your body.

“Don’t be ridiculous-”

“I want to go home. Before I can’t.” You spit, causing Sam to glare in your direction. He stands slowly, taking in your weakened form. He’s trying to uphold his expression of anger, but a brief softness in his eyes fails him. You feebly grab at the wall behind you, dragging yourself halfway upright, stopping to hiss in pain. You’re lightheaded.

You collapse back onto the ground, and you feel your energy dwindle even faster.

Had you actually felt your own mortality bite at your heels this harshly before?

God, your heart is pounding, the sound beginning to echo around your head, taunting you with your own failure. Your own weakness.

He stares at you for a moment. Eventually, his eyes soften even more. 

Your brows arch slightly in hope.

Crouching in front of you, he grabs a hold of your head, taking you in for a moment before placing a soft kiss onto the bridge of your nose that twists deep into your guts more than any enemy blade ever could.

He pulls his lips away, hands still holding the sides of your face as the weight of your eyelids becomes another burden you’re trying hard to fight against. You watch his eyes flit between every feature on you, a watery glaze of his own forming as your brows twitch in defeated disbelief, and a distraught understanding, your hands growing ever wetter from your own blood.

He looks away again. Back to the tight space you just escaped from. You begin to shake your head with whatever strength you can muster.

You know what he’s about to do, and you try to pull together the will to push yourself up, but you can’t. Your body is tired. Drained.

“No.” You whisper, voice strained by the silent sob bubbling up your throat.

“I’m sorry.”

He never apologises. He never ever apologises.

You want to kick, and scream, and beg, but your mouth is tight and your lips won’t let you form words anymore.

“I… have to see this through.” He whispers. Any louder and you’ll hear that he’s crying too.

Then Sam stands, turns from you, wipes his eyes, and walks.

Knowing that you’ve both seen each other’s faces for the last time is more painful than the feeling of your life draining from you.

[thesherrinfordfacility]

✨ episode 1/2 - running commentary✨

- ok so im slightly disappointed that it's the eps i watched in the screening BUT IM DETERMINED TO LOVE IT ANYWAY SO WE REMAIN OPTIMISTIC AND WE MOVE~~

- angel crowley is so young and innocent my poor boy he's been through so much

- like now im watching it, it feels like putting it in a cinema was a Bad Choice and maybe that's why I didn't like it??? it feels way more authentic and cosy on tv

- im sorry but crowley sounds like such an old man in the park scene, "frozen peas... it's good for them too🙂"

- seriously this is so much more palatable on tv format i can't get over it

- OH MAGGIE I LOVE YOU

- aziraphale god bless ur little cotton socks

- god crowley's legs got me SWEATIN

- ugh crowleys hand in the cafe is so FRUITY

- lmao "purely selfish action" aziraphale is so self aware and I love it

- no im sorry but goob is the fucking star of the show you cannot change my mind but dialogue and delivery wise he is currently CARRYING

- Dartmoor mention had me creasing, that's literally on my doorstep

- aziraphale's bitchy ass face then he sits down in the backroom honestly watered my crops and healed nature

- okay im sorry but the dialogue is still a little off for me I won't lie💀

- beelzebub's accent is just 😘👌 perfect, but equally feel like they'd be perfect in a production of oliver

- god believe me i feel for nina but... I... do not like her, and they are NOT suited for each other at all

- I LEARNT MY PASSION IN THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED SCHOOL OF LOVER BOYS

- that dance is so low effort I'm sorry it should have been the macarena or cha cha slide

- crowley's bow tho is so hot he's so graceful he looks like a swan

- and yeah the refs to the other years that aziraphale did the dance is GIVING ME HEART PALPITATIONS ugh

- he and goob are like cats on a hot tin roof like IMMEDIATE hissing vibes

- lmao ok so that episode does end there then... such a weird ending im sorry but yeah let's fully retract the alternate episode theory (but @prime you need to hire me for s3 just a thought bc 👀)

- anyway ep2 I'm sorry but the angelic herald speech thing is cute and funny but also so cringe hmmm

- gabriel is lord farquaad ugh

- I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS IS A COMEDY UGH but i miss the slightly serious undertones in s1 sob god I hope they come back later on

- UGH THE TURTLENECK🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

- shax is mommy I don't make the rules

- I noted it in the screening but angel wings for earrings, Maggie????

- nice job on the lie aziraphale well done once again making excellent choices you're so smart and valid (utter moron)

- "SOUNDS A BIT UNLIKELY" LMAO GET FUCKED CROWLEY

- oh goob you really are going through it my bby I love u

- crowley's face after may god forgive you KILLS ME this scene is honestly the stand out one in both ep1 and ep2 if you ask me

- TY TY TY god bless u but you also make me so uncomfortable

- jobs youngest kid truly gives me life

- lmao the fact that aziraphale does actually recognise when crowley tempts him is hilarious tho bc he just conveniently disregards it by the bench scene in s1 hmmm character development or character regression WHO KNOWS

- ok no I'm sorry but the mukbang scene is so unnecessary and uncomfortable

- "whack the kids" honestly the best line of this scene imo, but upon reflection and rewatching it, crowley's demeanour is rather heartbreaking whilst he's reclined getting ratted

- FRANCES FRANCES FRANCES ✨💓

- 'but just to be able to ask the question' UGH CROWLEY STOP

- lmao shoemaking and obstetrics what a combo god bless

- THEY CAN ARRIVE AT ANY SIZE lmao and Michael is too sharp for their own good... but I do hate that gabriel is utterly inept, he came across as cruel and calculating if a little ignorant in s1 but not this comedically stupid

- "yes I bloody am" TY MY LOVE

- Michael sheen and David Tennant deserve nominations for the children swap scene alone, imo the strongest bit of acting in the ep im sorry 'you have my word as an angel' KILL ME

- why is nina obsessed with crowley, like I get it babes but also why

- THEY ARE SO MARRIED MT PARTNER AND I ARGUE OVER THE CAR ALWAYS "our car" LMAO 💀💀💀

- ✨✨✨IT WAS A NICE DAY, ALL THE DAYS HAD BEEN NICE✨✨✨

- ok the rock scene is so much more emotional on tv, so much better

OKAY RIGHT EP3 LETS HAVE ITTTTT

[cevansbaby-dove]

Loves like the devil part 4

Warnings smut smut and more smut! Enjoy. 🥵

Time skip:two months.

You and chris haven't seen each other in a few months and your missing him badly you miss how he kissed and touched you, how his hands felt like they were all over you.

You even had some dirty dreams of each other hoping one day you'll see him to make them real.

I get home from work when chris texts me.

Chris-Hi princess did you get off from work?

Y/N-Hello handsome, yes i'm home just about to get a shower and wind down for the night

Chris-good to hear um are you sitting down?

Y/N-No...should i be?

Chris-

Y/N-Oh i know that smirk....is it sexy?

Chris-yes and I'm looking for a girl to be in an ad with me for it...how about you?

I sit on the chair with my mouth open. "shit! do i want to know?"

Y/N-Sure when and where?

Chris-LA in a day. See you then sexy.

I smile at his text. "oh shit is it a porn thing!?" i gag. "god i mean...i have had a one night well twice time with him..damn"

I pack for my flight thankfully i am off for three days. I text chris.

Y/N-do i wear jeans and a shirt?

Chris-you can but it won't be on when i see you again. 😏

I giggle and grab this dress and set it out.

I get everything else done then head to bed feeling excited to see chris again.

I wake up and get ready to head to the airport and send chris a text.

Y/N-On my way. 🙂

Chris-see u soon princess.

I smile at his text and then see my bff Lauren texted me.

Lauren-hey bff hope your having a good morning so far talk on my break.

Y/N-Hey bff sorry um im on my way to LA to see Chris he asked me to be in a ad with him....he said it'll be sexy..

Lauren-don't say your going to hook up with him 😒

Y/N-jelly? okay then yes it's a sexy ad like i said i can't wait to see him, oh the plane is taking off talk later love ya.

Lauren-love ya too bff talk later.

i smile and then look out the window and see the sky.

After five hours of being on the flight i land in LA and see a car for me when i grab my stuff. "Miss L/N?" i smile. "Yes that's me" The man opens the door. "i'll be taking you to Mister Evans" i step into the limo and say. "thanks"

The man drives us to what looks like a set wow it's fancy. I step out after the limo is parked. "wow" i look around and hear people talking and Chris say behind me. "Hello Princess"

I turn and smile and take off to his arms. "Hey" i say as i crash into his arms hugging him. "God i can't believe i'm here..with you" Chris kisses my lips softly then pulls away holding the flowers to me. "For my princess"

i take them. "thank you Chris i love them" I kiss him once more and chris says. "Come on this is what i wanted to show you"

We walk into set hand in hand and i look around in awe. "is that the girl Evans?" I look at a man who is with blonde hair and a suit and tie. wow fancy.

Chris talks to him and says. "ready?" i nod. "sure nothing new for me" i say with a wink. Chris laughs lightly and says in my ear. "Once we get to my hotel we'll do more" I bite my lip.

We heard Frank yell action, and we were back into acting mode. Chris kissed me and then I pulled away looking at him. I pushed his jacket off his shoulders as he watched me with dark eyes, the eyes I had seen before, the eyes I loved.

He then ran his hands up my back to the zipper of my dress and unzipped it slowly while the tip of his nose skimmed my neck and his breath on my neck caused goosebumps.

I leaned back giving him access. He slid my dress off my shoulder, and I smiled as he did. I then backed away and sat on the bed as Chris took his shirt off and crawled over top of me removing the dress off of me and I moaned as he did.

He hiked a leg up around him and he looked down at my calf and noticed my tattoo I never had when I was with him. He traced his fingers over the tattoo, and I smiled at him.

Chris started kissing me and I moaned as he was grinding slightly into me, and I arched my back slightly.

He moved his lips down to my neck and I moaned as he did. I then rolled us, so I was on top of him, and he smiled at me.

I leaned down and skimmed my lips along his jawline up to his lips and kissed him again.

I felt his hands grip my ass under the blankets. I flipped my hair as I sat up a little, but I placed my hands on Chris's chest and started grinding on him as he held my ass, and he moaned out. I leaned down and kissed him again.

"AND CUT!" Someone yells. i look at chris and smile. "is that visit still on for me later?' i ask as i get off of him. Chris smiles. "yes"

We do more for the ad and then head to his place. "So..do we have to talk?" i ask leaning on the wall to his bedroom. Chris smirks. "not at all" He picks me up kissing my neck. "hmm chris..." i say as he walks into the bedroom.

He sets me on the bed and says.

"I have missed you." Chris said, I pulled him down to kiss me again. Once our lips broke apart Chris moved his lips to my neck, my shoulder, my chest and down my body.

Once he reached my panties, he hooked his index fingers in the sides and slowly slid them down.

Before I could even think about what he was doing I felt this lips on my clit and I was arching up.

I looked down and caught his eyes, they were dark again. This man only wanted me, I only wanted him. I reached behind me and took my bra off and Chris growled and shit that was hot of him to do.

I started grinding my hips setting a pace with him and he placed a hand on my stomach as his other hand took 2 fingers and slowly inserted them inside me and started swirling them, hitting my g-spot.

"Hmm...fuck don't st...stop" "never my love' he said as he kissed my chest.

"Chris please..." I moaned out and he leaned down and kissed my neck and I spread my legs and he slowly entered me. We both moaned as he bottomed out in me, filling me to the hilt.

I hadn't felt this with anyone since Chris, I never wanted to feel it with anyone but Chris.

Chris started thrusting long and slow thrust as I wrapped my legs around his waist.

I went to put my arms around his neck, but he grabbed my wrists in one of his hands and pinned them above my head and I smiled, he liked to be semi dominate.

"Come on princess, I want you to cover me like you did that first night, all over me." Chris whispered in my ear, and I released all over him and he then released inside of me coating my walls,

I felt him coating me and once he fully released, he leaned down passionately kissed me and rolled off of me.

We rolled to face each other, and I propped myself up and looked at Chris and he did the same.

"So...is was what round...three right?"

"Four, we had it in the shower too after that night" I giggle. "Right i forgot" Chris smiles and touches my face lightly. "I love hearing you laugh. Your like a drug Princess."

I blink. "a good drug?" He nods. "A very veryyy good drug" I lean to him kissing his lips. "let me be in control please master" Chris kisses me back. "hmm i don't know...i don't let many girls be a dom..."

"Chris...please?" i bat my eyes at him.

"aw no no not the puppy dog eyes princess please" I push him on his back then climb on top of him running my hand down his chest. "I won't ask again Mister Evans"

A/n:happy new year you lovely horny girls, hope u enjoyed this.

Taglist:@cutedisneygrl @nicoline1998enilocin @patzammit @armystay89

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Hype Train!

F!Streamer Reader x M!Yandere Streamer OC

Part 5~

His Info: 📹✨

Part: 1 2 3 4 5 6

!!!MINORS DNI!!!

CW: NSFW, !F reader, use of she/her when referring to reader, reader has a vagina, SMUTT, cockwarming, mutual teasing, pet names (good girl, pretty, my girl), yandere, exhibitionism

“Try to not worry f’me, okay?”

You sigh, “I’ll try. I really will. It’s just gonna be really hard, ya know?”

“Of course, I’d never ask you to completely stop anything. I just wan’ ya t’ know that I’m gonna protect you.” Jasper kisses your palm, “from everything.”

A smile spreads across your warming face.

“I love you, Jasper. I trust you, just promise me you won’t get in trouble… I—I don’t wanna be without you.” Tears prick at your eyes. You’ve never been able to let your guard down… You’ve never even felt this scared before.

He reaches up to gently wipe your face and kiss both your cheeks.

“Nothing will take me away from you, pretty.” Your hair slips through his fingers as he deeply inhales your scent. “I promise.”

You beam, “Oh! by the way, I was planning on streaming tonight, would you wanna collab?”

“I have a great idea for a collab, actually…”

“Mm!! Uhh, oh! S-sorry, hah! Ummmm, Y-yurmomstinks, uhh, hah! th-thank you for thhhe—the um, resub! You’re amazing!” You stammer out before muting your mic in a ferver. “Jasper! I don’t think I c-can do this! they’re gonna know!!” you hiss.

His head remains draped over your shoulder.

“Hmmm, I think your doing amazin’, sittin’ on my cock while entertaining our viewers like the good girl you aree~. I’m so lucky my girl’s s’ talented,” He blows a little puff of air onto your neck.

“St-stooop! p-please, Jasperr! H-how am I supposed t-to d-do this?” You whine, the intense pressure and searing heat inside you make it almost impossible to function.

Did it get bigger somehow?

“Ahhrrrrg! You’re insatiable… And What is that? Why does it f-feel… like, b-bigger or something?”

“You’re one t’ talk. I keep feelin’ you squeeze me even tighter. You want so much more. Don’t lie~” The grin on his stupidly hot face is audible as he teases you. “nd I put my piercing back in” he nonchalantly tickles your neck with his teeth.

“What?! It’s p—pi—ha—pierced!?”

He pushes his hips up, going even deeper into you. “mmhmmm, ’s it too much f’you?” his snake bites tickle your ear as he nips it.

“Mmmf!!! D-don’t d-do th—aaaat!! Jas-ah-perr” He rolls himself under you slowly, gripping your sides to keep you in place.

You bite your lip.

“Do you really want me to stop, pretty girl? hmmm?” He starts to lift you off of his lap.

“AH! N-no!!!” You reach down and claw into his thighs.

“hmm,” He hums in satisfaction, “and you said I’m the insatiable one,” he tuts, and then all of a sudden while he’s still holding you above his lap, he bucks up, and pulls you down hard to meet him halfway.

“AHH! Jas-!!!” he lowers himself, lifts you, then slams back up into you again. “I-I’m gonna!!!”

“Do it.” he commands, “Cum on this cock, pretty.”

“Mmmmffff fffffuuuuck!” You convulse, and cry out.

He unmutes you, and slowly lowers you back down…

“You better quiet down, p-pretty, they’ll figure us out~.” He kisses your neck.

“Ffffff-uuuck youuu,” you quake as you come down, the pleasure still building though. Even your Vtuber model is twitching around the corner of the screen.

“Not yet, prettyy~,” He speaks smugly over your shoulder into the mic.

“Mm, ah! S-sorry every-one! I ha-ad to t-take a phone call!”

The chat is already blowing up…

“😳😳😳Was that… Jasper_????”

“Uhm…😵 Are you seriously getting fucked rn?”

“She def is😪.”

“That sounded like Jasper tho”

“Yo waddup Jas!”

“tell him we say HI!☺️☺️☺️!!”

“haaaaa, Oh my g-goodness guys! No! I’m seriously n-not-”

“It’s okay, Y/username, t-tell them who you belong tooo~” His smug grin is even more evident as the chat speeds past at the speed of light.

“Jasper!!! Shut uppp!!!”

“OH MY GOD!!! IT REALLY IS JASPER?!”

“NO WAY”

“IS THAT REALLY JASPER?!”

“JASPER_!!!?”

“ASHDMDMSKSMMXM🥵”

“SHE REALLY IS GETTING FUCKED!!!”

“i knew it.”

“yup”

“i knew it. i just ddnt think it was gonna b him…😔”

“Wow…”

“I was seriously in love with him tho😭”

“😱This is ILLIGAL”

“bro…🤤 How tight is sh-” he bans that one before you can finish reading it.

and so much more, you only catch a few as they fly by.

Tears start to prick at your eyes, you feel a little scared, some of them seem mad…

“Hey now, don’t be mean. Y/Username is my girl. If you disrespect her, you’re no longer welcome in either of our streams.” He scolds the viewers.

“You’re literally fukin rn tho. 😑”

“No, he’s right”

“Maybe she’s just excited?”

“😳…tickle fight???”

“S-sorry guys, I am-mm, with Jasper. We are just joking around behind the camera, hah, nothing like that! I swear!”

“We are together though.” He starts, “So You’ll all have ta get used to it. Got it?”

You stifle a laugh.

“Mmm!” he groans as your body shakes.

“someone call the Litch police! They really are fucking!🚔🚔🚔”

“TOS”

“TOS OMG🚨🚨🚨”

“OH NO MY EAAARRRSSSS”

“TEE OHHH ESSSSS🚨”

“No, wait, this is getting good guys😏…”

“^^ agreed😏”

You get a pretty devious idea, and the smirk to go with it…

With new purpose you grind down into his lap, rotating your lower half, you’re a little jittery, but the desired effect is still met.

“Y-y/User-username! ffffuuuuck-” his head falls over the back of the chair, his hands curling tighter into your sides.

“What is it Jassspserrrrr~? Tell themm~” you stifle more giggles, and his hips buck into your ass involuntarily. “Ahh!” You gasp.

“Ah! mmm!” He struggles.

Now you’re both fighting live on litch to make the other finish first.

“mmm, you little,” He lifts you again, the monitors shake as you hold on for dear life.

Your elbows hold you up and you push the keyboard out of the way. “L-little what? hmmm??” You laugh.

“That’s it. S-Streams over.” He reaches around you.

“Just when it was heating up,”

“Oh man, that’s really hot ngl…”

“I still can’t believe it’s really him.”

“Yeah when did this even happen??”

“Who cares, that was hot asf”

“did ny1 clip that???”

“Did you fuckin hear her? she was defsoaking his lap”

“Yeah, share plz!”

The chat continues to wiz past even after he ended the stream.

You’re forced to lean onto the desk with your head down, and your back arched. The access he has to your pussy from this angle is intense.

You already knew you were going to lose, but you had fun getting to tease him back.

“I-love y-ou Y/N!” He thrusts his hips up into you not stopping, your body is threatening to knock everything off everything down as you’re pushed forward more and more with each one.

You’re going to have bruises on your hips from him forcing you into the edge of the desk over and over again.

“J-jasper! I-I lo-ve y-you!”

You both climax, his hot semen mixes with your juices and spill out of you over his length and down onto his lap.

You continue grinding desperately into eachother for a mind breaking come down.

You’re yelling each other’s names and moaning at the top of your lungs, until the neighbors bang on the wall of your living room.

You laugh, and readjust to hug him, and snuggle into his neck, his dick continues to twitch inside you.

He rubs firm circles into your back and squeezes you.

“I seriously love you, Y/N.”

“I love you too, Jasper… This was…” You have to catch your breath, “Actually really fun,” You let out a heart filled giggle and sigh.

“We’re doing this again for all of my future streams right?”

“NO! oh my godddd!” you begin to laugh, “I hate you… hmm…” You wonder… “I do have another idea though…”

“Oh? care to share?”

“Nope! You’ll see,” You grin from ear to ear.

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Dom Neytiri pls mommy

Absalutly, Yes. 100% god this got a little heated 🥵 also I think it’s adorable you guys are giving me pet names at this point 🥰

Kintober Day 1: Dom Neytiri Drabbles

Hair pulling, I have a feeling that she would use it as a way to assert dominance a lot.

imagine you ignore a rule or an order, even a small one. "behave yourself, pet" she would warn her teeth slightly bared. you would respond with a slight smirk and a raised eyebrow "Or what?" before you could even comprehend the speed of her movements her hands would weave into the roots of your hair at the base of your scalp, tugging sharply.

"Behave or I shall make you, understood?" you would nod gulping.

She's very touchy, enjoys feeling the warmth of your skin against her own.

it brings her great joy to watch the shivers that run down your spine, the goosebumps that form on your arms.

she is a sucker for markings, though i don't think that the Na'vi really do hiskey's i think they do more bite marks and clothing.

like i imagine her weaving or embordering clothing for you, specifically designing cloths that enhance and endow your breasts.

going back to hair. I imagine her styling you hair, whether it is braids, or loos with flowers or feathers woven in, she will always take the chance to take care of you in this way.

on the physical touch side of things imagine chaste kisses in passing. Her hand wound around your waist her lips pressing against your head or forehead in a quick movement before walking away or in an a different direction to you.

she is a nurturing Dom, she isn't so much a degrader more a praise dom. Don't get me wrong she will put you in your place however, she is much more inclined to look after you.

"My sweet girl, Ma (Y/N)"

PET NAMES.

it takes her a while to ajust to ajust to your pet names "baby? I am no child?"

she is big on restraints, she enjoys watching you squirm beneath her, either holding your wrists above your head, tying them down with twine or fabric, even your ankles if she's in a particular type of mood.

Always a top, no debates you have tried. a few times. leaning yourself over her legs running your tongue across the skin of her neck. waiting for her to open her mouth in question of your actions. just before the words leave her lips you place your hand across her throat, with only slight pressure you smirk at her.

a silent rage fills her eyes, she pushes forward shifting her weight to pin you beneath her. "naughty girl"

She has and will go down on you until you pass out. of course she stops cuddles you for a little while, makes sure your okay, but before that? oh it is a sight.

her hands on the back of your thighs pushing them with force to hold you in place. her face moving as she devours you like you are last meal she will ever have. she switches between fucking you with her tongue and sucking on your clit, whichever she is doing her fingers may come into play whether that be fingering you or lightly tapping or gently stroking your clit. the change in stimulation can be very over whelming and even lead to failed orgasms at times.

in which case she will sooth you until you calm down from the high and if you are wanting to try again you best believe she will push you over the edge multiple times.

at times the sight of her face buried between your thighs was enough to make you cum on the spot.

aftercare with you will include a lot of praise, and affection. running her fingers across your arms or back kissing you softly and slowly while lightly singing to you.

[errythinisblue]

this with rlc fuck. just imagine getting home after a night out with some of the boys from the team. you've had a little too much to drink and started to get really flirty with mason, ruben seeing red and dragging you home to remind you who you belong to.

Daaamn 🥵 this request got stuck in my brain from the very first moment I received it! Now it’s finally here! Enjoy it!

“I only have eyes for you.”

Ruben Loftus Cheek x Y/N

Summary: Going out with Ruben’s teammates and their girls might just become your favourite thing to do, seen how the night is going to end.

Warnings: it gets kind of steamy at the end (SMUT)

gif credits to @azpiiicueta

“You ready babygirl?” your boyfriend Ruben asked you, as he watched you struggling to fasten your necklace.

“Yeah, I am…” you said, growing annoyed at the piece of jewelry around your neck.

Ruben’s full lips slightly curved up in a sweet grin upon hearing your voice; in two strides he was behind you, his hands gently hovering over yours.

“May I?”

“Thank you,” you sighed, glad that your man was there to save the day, as he always did, “this thing here was driving me nuts!” you told him as you adjusted the necklace perfectly, right in the middle of your dress’ plunging neckline.

“You wanna know what’s driving me nuts? You are. I’ll have to keep an eye on you tonight,” he growled, lowering his head to kiss the top of your naked shoulder, while his hands grazed the smooth skin of your arms, “this dress looks amazing on you…”

“Easy there tiger,” you snickered, bending your head backwards enough to rest it on his chest, “I only have eyes for you, you know that right?”

“I know that,” he assured you, “but it’s my teammates we’re going out with, and I’m kinda jealous to share you with them.”

“You won’t have to share me with them,” you smiled at him as you applied your perfume on your neck right below your ear, earning a glare from Ruben, that inhaled pretty much all of the fragrance, “I’m just gonna have some fun with the girls while you boys talk about the same old football techniques…”

“Yeah if you don’t suffocate me first that is…” he coughed.

-

As soon as you stepped inside the packed club, Ruben quickly took your hand in his, slightly tightening his hold as he looked at you in a silent question; he wanted to know if you were okay. His usual, careful self made an appearance as it did every time you went out with his friends, but you were just as quick in reassuring him that you were more than fine. After all, you were with him.

You made a beeline to the booth your friends were in with Ruben right in front of you, guiding you by your still entwined hands.

“Rubes!” Mason shouted as he hugged your boyfriend, as he always did to greet him, “You guys are finally here! Hey Y/N!” he smiled as he moved to hug you, and you could feel Ruben tense by the way he was fiddling with your fingers.

“Hey Mase, it’s so good to see you!” you smiled, trying to wind your man up a little, “Oh my God hi!” you shouted as you spotted the rest of your girl friends sitting right behind Mason.

You left Ruben standing there, talking with Mason, while you sat down with the best part of your group of friends.

“It was about time!” Sophia hugged you, “It’s been so long since we last had a proper night out!”

“Blame it on the guys,” you playfully rolled your eyes at her, “and on their busy schedule!”

“You’re right!” she giggled, “It’s time we start going out even when they can’t!”

“Oh yeah girl! I’d drink to that!” you and the rest of the girls laughed at her suggestion.

“I have the impression that Ruben is not gonna like that idea though…” Andrea said, as she kept looking behind you, “It’s like he can’t take his eyes off of you girl!”

“Let him watch all he wants,” you smirked, “I wore this dress for a reason!”

“God you’re such a tease!” the keeper’s girlfriend chuckled at your antics, right before she stood up from her seat, “By the way, are we drinking or??”

“We so are!” you and Sophia nodded your head in excitement as you both followed her to the bar.

You could feel Ruben’s eyes on you even from afar, and that made you feel so powerful; your plan was working, and you were sure that with a little help from some alcohol in your system your night was going to be one that you would enjoy for sure.

The only problem was that one shot turned into two, then into three, then to one drink, two drinks… it was always like that when you girls went out together. Alcohol was a must during your nights out.

As you were waiting for them to come back from the toilet, you were startled by Mason’s presence. He stood right beside you at the bar, ordering some drinks for his teammates.

“Hey,” he shouted, “are you enjoying yourself??” he smiled at you as he lowered his head to speak in your ear.

“I am!” you smiled at him, glancing over his shoulder and immediately spotting Ruben, the look on his face enough to let you know that he wasn’t completely okay with you being that close to Chelsea’s number nineteen, “What about you? Are you boys having fun?” you asked him, leaning your hand on his shoulder as you moved closer to him.

“We are,” he beamed at you, “I only hope you girls aren’t having too much to drink, or else my poor friends are gonna have a handful with you three!”

“Is that what you think??” you half smiled at him, touching his arm as you once again looked at your boyfriend, the same boyfriend that was walking to where you were standing, “You’re so cute when you worry for your friends, but you don’t have to, we don’t get drunk that easily!”

“Oh is that why you’re this flirty tonight??” Mason chuckled as he knew you were acting like that because of the one too many drinks you had, “I don’t think Ruben will be too happy about that…” he laughed as he felt Ruben’s presence behind him, “Is that so Rubes??”

“Oh it’s definitely so.” the club was full of people, and the music was blasting through the speakers, but even in your slightly intoxicated state you could hear the roughness in Ruben’s voice.

“Babyyy!” you shouted, throwing your arms around your man’s neck, “Are you enjoying yourself?”

“Not too much.” he growled in your ear, while his hands grasped your hips in a possessive way, in a delicious way, “But you are, I see.”

“I am,” you smirked at him, “I think partying with your mates is kinda growing on me!”

“Is it?” he asked, “You wanna know what I think?”

“Of course I do baby…”

“I’m only gonna tell you this once.” Ruben talked directly in your ear, his voice low, the lowest you’ve ever heard, “We’re gonna go home now. We’re gonna go home ‘cause I think you had too much to drink, and that made you forget who you should be flirting with and who not.”

“Are you gonna remind me then?”

“Oh you can count on it.”

-

“Who told you to take that dress off?” Ruben tilted his head to the side upon seeing you strut towards him with just your lace thong on.

“I thought it was okay to do so,” you looked up at him through your lashes once you were standing closely in front of him, “I mean, it looked like you wanted it off when we were in the car earlier…”

“I wanted the dress off, I still do.” he stated, “But I wanted to be the one to undress you.”

“I’m pretty sure I can undress myself.” you shrugged, crossing your arms over your naked chest and making Ruben gulp at the sight of your boobs, “I can take care of myself too, if that was the matter tonight.”

“I’m sure of that.” you were defying him, and that made Ruben’s blood boil in a good way, “That’s not the point. The point is,” he started as he grabbed your crossed arms with his hand, pushing you backwards until the back of your knees hit the bed, “I’m not sure you can take care of yourself when you’re drunk. I mean, you don’t even know who you’re flirting with.”

“Is this about Mason?” you teased him some more, as the alcohol that was left in your body was making you feel confident enough to provoke him; in all honesty, you wanted him to have his way with you tonight. And you were going to do everything in your power to have him where you wanted.

“No.”

“Are you sure?” you smirked at him, while his hold on your arms slightly tightened.

“I am.” he said firmly, “This is about you, and the way you so easily forgot who you were out with. But don’t worry,” he lowered his lips to the shell of your ear, “you’re going to remember that very soon. I’ll make sure of it.”

In a matter of seconds, you landed with your back on the sheets, pushed by Ruben’s hand. Your breathing was already laboured, as you were growing impatient.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Ruben asked you as he slowly unbuttoned his jeans, keeping his eyes on you.

“Oh that’s easy, because I want you.”

“You do huh?” he smirked, now fully naked and on his knees right between your thighs, “I want you too.. I wanna fuck you so bad, and so hard that I’m gonna make you scream my name.”

“Please Rubes,” you were a whiny mess already, just by hearing his words, “please baby…”

“I didn’t even touch you, and you already beg for me.” he chuckled, a flash of sudden sweetness and adoration appeared in his eyes as he lowered his face enough to kiss you.

Needless to say, that kiss was messy. Ruben poured all of his jealousy into it, while you put the need you felt for him, the need you had been feeling all day long. Your lips, your tongues, your instincts fought for dominance, as neither of you wanted to surrender to the other.

“You want me to fuck you?” Ruben whispered breathlessly against your lips.

“Yes please baby…”

“Good. I wanna hear you scream my name.” he said as his lips trailed from your face to your neck, gently biting your sensitive skin.

“Make me.”

“I’m starting to have enough of this attitude,” he growled as you felt him move your thong to the side, slowly guiding his dick to your entrance and sliding it into you, “I think I’ll have to fuck it out of you, what do you say? Hm?” he breathed as he could already feel you contract around him.

“Fuck Ruben!” you whimpered, his actions completely unexpected as he started fucking you without a warning.

“Oh yeah I’m planning on doing that love,” he smirked as he took your chin between his fingers, while his slow movements were enough to turn you into a moaning mess below him, “But I can’t hear you say my name. You know I wanna hear that.”

“Rubenn…” you moaned while your nails scratched his lower back, “oh fuck me!”

“Yes baby, I’m fucking you,” he groaned as his movements got faster, the feel of you around him was making him feel lightheaded paired with the jealousy he was still feeling, “I am. Not Mason.”

You didn’t know where that came from, but you couldn’t help yourself as the next words left your mouth.

“What a shame he isn’t.” you bit your lower lip as soon as you saw him looking directly into your eyes, his gaze burning, fire was flooding his usually brown orbs making them look of a warmer colour. His hips stopped suddenly.

“What did you just say?”

It was a dangerous game and you knew that, but this was all it was, a game. A game Ruben was willing to play with you, more than willing actually.

“I said it’s a shame he isn’t fucking me.”

“You think so?” he said licking his lips, and when he saw you nodding your head he caught on to your act, “You don’t really think that don’t you? You purposely wound me up, didn’t you?”

“Maybe I did…” you sighed, feeling as he started to move again.

“Maybe you did huh?” he hummed, “You’re such a tease…”

He started to pound into you, punctuating everything he said with one of his thrusts.

“Firstly, you wore that dress, and you knew that was going to drive me crazy.”

“Then you didn’t even glance at me all night long.”

“Oh and what about the way you danced with the girls?”

“But the highlight of the night was the way you hit on Mason, I was so fucking jealous!”

His pace quickened once again, and you couldn’t find any words. All you could do was moan as you clung to his muscly arms for dear life.

“I did look at you Ruben…”

“Oh you did??” he was breathless, and he was breathtaking: the little droplets of sweat on his forehead and the fierce look in his eyes made your eyes roll to the back of your head as he fucked you, hard. “Oh no. Don’t do that. I want you to look at me right now. Look at me.” he growled, hooking his forefinger around your necklace and making you stare directly into his eyes.

“Rubes fuck I’m so close!” you whimpered, growing sensitive at his change of pace.

“I want you to look at me while I fuck you. I want you to cum and I want you to look at me while you do, can you do that?” he rasped, his voice low and full of desire, a clear signal that he was just as close as you were, “Can you do that baby?”

He leaned his forehead against yours, guiding his hips against you, pushing himself deeper and deeper into you. His soft moans were like music to your ears, a perfect opposition to the loud music you listened to all night long.

You simply nodded your head as Ruben sighed, he didn’t need to restrain himself anymore and he felt his body combust as soon as you placed your hands on his sculpted lower abdomen, right beside his v-lines.

“Fuck baby you’re gonna make me cum,” you moaned, as the feeling of his tensed muscles under your fingertips was letting you feel the strength of his hips even more, “oh God Ruben!”

“Look at me.” he ordered you as he pushed into you faster and faster, chasing his own high while he made sure to make yours last as long as he could.

As soon as you locked your eyes on him, he was a goner. He was fucked. Throughly fucked. He fell right into your trap, but he swore that being trapped had never felt this good.

“Look at me.” it was you this time asking him to look at you as he reached his high, and the look that he tried to hide behind his eyelids was one you were sure you’d die for: in his eyes there was fire, there was lust, love, all the possessiveness he felt was right there, in his deep brown eyes.

“Fuck baby…” he sighed as he rested his body on top of yours, relaxing under your touch.

“You know I love you right?” you smiled as you kissed his temple.

“Hm hm” he hummed.

“And you know what I said was true? That I only have eyes for you?”

“I do…” he murmured.

“I didn’t mean to make you jealous-” you were interrupted by your boyfriend’s head snapping to look at you, “okay I didn’t mean to make you this jealous, I’m sorry.”

“You know that I love you right?” he asked this time.

“I do.” you smiled at him, running your nails at the base of his neck.

“And you know I only have eyes for you?”

“Hm hm.” you chuckled as he was making fun of you by saying those things, even if he was deadly serious and you knew that.

“Okay, so, next time you want me to fuck you just say it.” he smirked, as he knew that would wind you up, “I promise I’m not gonna say no.”

“Fuck you Ruben!” you whined.

“You just did, babe.”

[writeonwhiskey]

I reblogged Ch. 5 of SKZ House with the same sentiments, but wanted to make absolutely certain you'd see said sentiments! I hope that's okay!

LITERALLY PARDON ME?! Hold on...hold on a god damned second...

*ahem* PARDON ME!!~!?!11

Firstly...my head is currently a Chan SBS clusterfuck central, okay? We all KNOW the man is bulking. So, I'm sitting here "innocently" just minding my own business reading...AND IT STARTS WITH BEING CAGED IN AGAINST A DRESSER?! And, of course, Big Daddy Chan is the image I've got beautifully curated in my brainspace...SOTHANKSFORTHAT. 😳

Bang Christopher Chan, god damnit.

Oh...oh but he's not done. No! Not Christopher. The man is just getting started. Dearest Baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph...I need a priest, a lawyer, slap across the face and a damn drink. 🤣

The amount of times I wanted to key smash my own keyboard...with my face...was ludicrous, okay!? Like...I am pretty sure I uttered "sir" at least 10 times...

Then we've got y/n asking Chan to be good to her...😩😩😩

But y'know what...just go ahead and sign my death certificate and here's my eulogy:

Here lies Mel...taken out by Dom!Chan, running his possessive mouth whilst balls deep inside y/n.

THENTHATENDING?! THAT ENDEARINGLY SWEET ENDING?! 😭 I'm going to go procure a patch of grass to just keep in one of my desk drawers, so its available at all times. 🤣

If it wasn't clear...bra-fucking-vo, m'dear. I am quite literally obsessed and cannot wait to see what's next. Also...you still needing Halloween costume suggestions?!

OMGGG this is absolutely okay! Thank you for making sure I saw it! It's very rare to get a play by play of the readers thoughts/emotions when they read a chapter so this was AMAZING 🥹 lol I got to experience the ride through your eyes and I fucking loved it. You have no idea how happy you've made me, Mel 😂😂

I'm sooo glad the being caged in his arms thing got across to you cause him wanting to bulk up for us and that selfie on bubble with his buff shoulder out gave me so much inspiration 🥵

Touch the grass, climb out of your grave, PARTY ISN'T OVER YET!!!

And yes, still needing Halloween costume suggestions. One detail for the upcoming Halloween chapter I'll say is that y/n is going to have a bet with Changbin/Lee Know/Seungmin to decide on their costume, so I have something in mind for them but I'm lost on the others.

[xdaddysprincessxx]

Congratulations on 800, prinny! I've loved getting to know you and seeing you become a writer. I also love your makeup skills, and it's so fun that we share a love of horror. .b. which brings me to my random question.

What horror movie moment is super hot for you?

Has there ever been a scene where you were like oh shit idk if that's supposed to be hot but I'm here for it?

sorry if I'm off topic

TOXIC!!! Thank you so so much bby!! I really love this question! And you, I love you! Also so on topic! I could talk horror for hours!!

Okay there are a lot of moments lmao but also not necessarily moments but just the characters themselves and seeing them on the screen and next thing you know my pussy has a heart beat Lmfaoo details under the cut

- Pyramid head from Silent Hill. Honestly just seeing him I was like 😳. I want him to throw me over his shoulder and just manhandle me and do ungodly things.

- Texas Chainsaw (2003 specifically) I was like in 3rd or 4th grade when I watched this 😅 probably shouldn’t have been, whatever. But damn does he do it for me. I really like em large and in charge 😋

-Predator. Yes Predator. Love all of the movies but Predator 4 (with Boyd Holbrook 😉) I fucking loved when they all thought he was this big creature and then the bigger one came out and the smaller one was fighting him and yea it got me going.

-House of Wax. Bo Sinclair. Enough said. I vividly remember he poured wax over the girls mouth and then kissed her 🥵 (my brain is making me second guess myself but I still see this scene in my head lol)

-okay this one is probably odd lol so Tim curry’s It terrifies me. I do not fuck with his IT. But Bill Skarsgards IT I wanna fuck. Bad. I am into that clown. I loved the scene where Beverly saw the flashback of him and it was his human face (I believe it was when she was at the old lady’s house) fucking loved it.

- My bloody Valentine (2009) good god I’d go into those mines for Tom (Jensen ackles) and the scene where he’s chasing them in the store and they try to hide in the back office whew.

- The Boy. When I first saw this I did not see the plot twist coming and great googly moogly I want to tear Brahms ass up. I want to dom tf out of him. He’s so subby and such a sweet creepy little stalker.

There’s def more but I’m blanking for whatever reason lmao I’m also realizing I watched a lot of these horror movies at a very young age 😅

[cranberrymoons]

Oh fuck how am I supposed to choose???

God damn okay.

Flip a coin and gimme either double penetration 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 or PIRATES 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

LOL okay I got a different ask for pirates right after this one, so let's do double penetration dflksjf

this is the hellcheer doubleteaming steve fic that is plaguing my brain at the moment and I'm planning to post it on friday!!! (@thesolarangel you asked about this one too!!) it started out with us talking about Dom Chrissy (beloved) and I was planning to have her be somewhat in control of the situation but i think it was your suggesting that she make them BOTH cry which honestly?? incredible, no notes

here's a little bit of them (for context, eddie/steve and eddie/chrissy have separate established relationships here but this is the first time all three of them have been together 😇)

“Take your clothes off, honey,” she says as soon as the bedroom door closes behind them. “On your knees. There.” She snaps her fingers and points to a spot on the floor, a few paces in front of the bed. There’s a different tone in her voice suddenly, sterner and more demanding, and Steve sucks in a sharp breath, scrambling to do as she says, but – “No, no,” she says, settling a hand on his to still him. “He’s honey. I haven’t decided who you are yet.” And sure enough, Eddie’s stripping out of his sheer shirt and leather pants, the Halloween sex vampire getup he’s been wearing all night, sinking down to his knees just like she said. Steve stares, a little thrown off balance. “It’s okay, sweetheart,” she tells him. She smiles. “Sweetheart, I like that. Maybe that’s who you are.” She runs a hand over his cheek, gripping his chin tight enough to dig the sharp red points of her nails into his skin as she leans up to brush a featherlight kiss over his lips. Steve lets her, feeling dazed as he sways forward into it.  “Good boy.” She squeezes tighter for a moment, and Steve lets out a quiet sound. “Why don’t you go ahead and take your clothes off, too, hmm? You can wait for us on the bed. We won’t be long. He’s so good at making me come.”

[seiwas]

okay.... I suppose I will ask. About what That Man would wear ..... shirts that let you see you know what?

omg.... niku... gojo... jhsbfasd

ok. i am. by default. very much a fitted black shirt gojo lover. THOUGH i do think he looks really good in a button-down + slacks too bc that's what he always wears... and pop open that top button and you see it...... his collarbones.

gojo looks good in everything; it's unfair, evidenced by his questionable fashion that doesn't look as ridiculous as it should. i would say his button-down + slacks combo isn't as jaw-dropping bc he wears it so often. BUT when he wears silk... or something smooth and flowy that drapes over his shoulders and accentuates the model proportions of his body... oh he looks so good. he always keeps his slutty collarbones on display, gels his hair a little too so that the strands on his forehead form a little comma.

i think gojo would look good in a white shirt + blue jeans, but mostly because of the relaxed nature of it. he's always covered up that seeing him like this is kinda refreshing, and really domestic. he does not have the ass for it though, sadly. but he wears a slight v-neck to make up for it, because again—collarbones and everything.

now. gojo in a fitted black shirt + sweatpants?? oh my god. no one expects it at all. he popped out of the box looking like that and has never turned back since. there's some meat in him, not just the lanky frame you were always used to. his shoulders are sculpted, back wide as it tapers down into his itty bitty slutty waist. the cuts of his biceps flex when he moves, and you have no idea how he even has those forearm veins but when he catches you staring at them, he smirks, and completely stops wearing long sleeves around you.

the sweatpants hide the fact of his very flat ass but the garter hugs his waist just right that the focus is entirely diverted to that area only. gojo doesn't even workout a lot, but he has good genes, so his chest puffs out slightly even without all the training that's supposed to go with it. and athleisure isn't exactly his number one pick, but he finds himself reaching for that short-sleeved compression shirt when he plans to lounge around you. (and maybe, it doesn't hurt that a few reps in the gym give him an insane pump too).

send me a character and i’ll tell you which outfit they’d look 🥵 in: white shirt + blue jeans / fitted black shirt + sweatpants / button-down + slacks