#i am not taking questions

[shreddheir]

The definitive Isekai alignment chart.

[oh-how-i-love-my-fandoms]

BDG’s construction of the Waluigi game has the same energy as tumblr’s construction of Goncharov.

[aladaylessecondblog]

Dagoth Ur does exactly one karaoke song

"Jolene"

[vulnerabletraumavillain]

I think I'm going to have to draw this nonchalant bastard looking bored in the middle of a gun fight on a train.

[maudlinandmad]

ff14 headcanons hour

I wish we saw the scions more in situations that aren't like, all crisis-mode, so I'm going to cope by imagining what would happen if they all were like, at a club.

Alisaie would be headbanging and going absolutely ballistic, no matter what's going on. After like, an hour of this nonsense she has made a new friend and is passed out on a couch. After she wakes up she starts tapping out a rhythm on the couch. She developed a wicked sense for it after learning red magic.

Alphinaud has no idea what's going on, and is a nervous wreck for a bit, but after a while he's made friends with a bunch of older hardasses at the bar, despite drinking tea and being apparently an unscarred baby. That boy has war-stories. Eventually he attracts a larger crowd of listeners, and makes a few connections that stick. People his age.

Thancred takes one shot, and is about to do another when he realizes the kids are there. Urianger gives him a look, and he is actually reasonable for a while, talking, taking it slow, until he realizes Alisaie gone and passed out and his paternal instincts kick in. He lies, transparently, that she's his daughter without missing a beat. No one wants to question him. He still has knives hidden in his coat.

Urianger spends most of his time looking soulfully at Thancred, but after his mans gets protective of Alisaie he loosens up. Within like, five seconds of that he's been asked to do astrological readings for at least five people. He convinces a woman to break up with her partner by telling her the stars say they're incompatible. He lied because he saw her s.o. saying some racist shit to their friends.

Y'shtola has a shot of something intense, that burns on the way down. She didn't have a strong need for it, but is glad the bartender chose it anyway. She goes crazy with Alisaie for a while, then sits at a table with her until Thancred shows up. Afterwards she starts dancing towards an au'ri girl on the floor, and then they have a date set up for the next day. Y'shtola can waltz, and they at least make-out in the bathroom.

[weaver-z]

I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

[kimeoshi]

Boss!Aven for @starryjellyfishie !!

Thank you so much once again for commissioning me! :D 💙

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[hinamie]

august

[gascreates]

a new star

[metalgearsolid3pussy-eater]

transmasc butch femboy dommy mommy

[fisheito]

He's a magician

[bananakeiky]

Your fave is problematic: middle school Wriothesley

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[knockknockitsnickels]

"Sacrifice the Yourself" (title pending), the hip new slay the princess swap AU, in which you and the girlies must decide if you're gonna let a giant bird stab you (and maybe.... find love?!)

[wasabi-gumdrop]

erejean ft. Jean Kirschtein’s camera roll

[queermasculine]

getting a lot of questions starting with "am i allowed to call myself" or "am i allowed to be," and my response to those questions is always yes, you're allowed. that's the short answer. the longer and truer answer is buddy, i don't even know if i'm "allowed." not sure i even know what that means. i just know i identify with my chosen labels strongly enough that being challenged on them isn't really a factor in whether i use them or not, and i wish for you the same kind of conviction. because no matter what labels you pick, someone out there's gonna take issue with it. you gotta find words you're willing to hold on to despite that.