first time following dracula daily is so fucking funny because every day i wake up to a new email and i’m like “oh great, wonder how my good friend jonathan harker is doing?” and i open it and jonathan harker is sweating bullets in his room as he writes in his diary shit like “today dracula’s head spun 360 degrees so i gave him a thumbs up. i fear this is my last entry and i am inconsolable”
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I am surely in the toils.
-Jonathan Harker, Dracula by Bram Stoker
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First I lose my job, then my 15yr/old cat died, and now, my nonna, who sent me a quilt with my face on it, is upset I do not like it...
Hey, what the fuck?
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32 days since we last heard from our good friend Jonathan Harker.
0 days since we last listened to the ramblings of an old man with Mina.
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He can’t use ANY of the ideas we send him?? Or just the ones he posts? I would think between all the asks he gets surely there’s some stuff he was already planning on doing
hi anon! you can read more on neil's post here, but as far as i know, yeah he can't. it's also very hard to disprove any accusation of him using a fan's theory/idea, even if he hasn't actually seen it -- worse still if he has acknowledged it previously.
the article linked to that post about an actual case also says:
...since if they ended up using an idea randomly pitched to him on social media, even by accident, there could be grounds for a legal claim.
and a tweet from the writer in question involved:
...please do not provide story ideas; they can't exist where I post for legal reasons, so tweeting story ideas 100% guarantees that I won't use them.
anything sent in or even anything neil happens to see can be considered "pitches". i'm really not fully sure on the exact extent of this, but it would make sense for him to take every precaution to not get into legal trouble, so it wouldn't surprise me if he just decides not to use any ideas that have been sent to him at all.
(honestly, no idea how he manages to avoid all of them, it's a question i've had for a while too. i don't think blocking the good omens meta tag is sufficient for that. maybe none of us have even come close to what the plot of s3 will be lol)
but yeah, it's a miracle he's still on tumblr interacting with us considering the risks tbh.
tldr; shut up <3 don't send him ANY theories, and also don't ask him for spoilers please, do y'all really think he'll reveal anything. be serious
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reading dracula for the first time. why didnt you guys tell me how funny this was
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Me trying to make sense of Mine Eyes Dazzle's timeline:
Me trying to make sense of the unexpected subplot that means a character has gained a cousin and a whole lot of family drama:
Me trying to make sense of how Yo-han ever finds out about this case:
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oh , great, the romantic attraction is here again, whoopee time to doubt my arospec identity and my life choices as pine over this random human person who I barely know, isn’t that just lovely? Btw I already *have* one ongoing already, so I’m starting to think destiny seeks to spite me. Also they have the same name. Lol.
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realising i’m not 100% cis right after my parents finally accepted that im gay but openly said they’d never accept me being trans #lol
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‘I am surely in the toils’ is the fanciest way to say ‘fuck my life’ ever and I can’t wait to say it to the next person who asks how I am
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1 day since we last heard from our good friend Jonathan Harker.
0 days since Mina read the journal of Jonathan’s struggles.
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“Despair has its own calms” is an all time Jonathanism, right up there with “I am surely in the toils!”
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