#i can be both

[lillywhitefield]

Me, logically: wow, Pen looks so nice in that seafoam green, her hair looks like a wonderful shade of red, I'm so happy that she still looks like Penelope with just a bit of a fashion and hair change, Colin's hair looks sort of strange but I think I like it, I'm pretty sure that's a portrait of Violet and Edmund but they really fucked up the period accurate clothing but like when was this show ever period accurate, Eloise also looks so pretty--

My lizard brain: hEiGt DiFfErEnCe, cLiMb MaN LiKe TrEe tO sMoOcH

[messrsbyler]

he was HOPPING IN EXCITEMENT into that hug only to be met with that half assed half meant hug. i’m sick.

[ziggykatzfan]

i can't spend too long on tumblr because i become irritated and vengeful. dean girls will say something about their blorbo that isn't true and describes sam instead and i will literally begin clawing at my walls trying to bite somebody through the bars of their ip address

[stackthedeck]

I've cracked the code I don't want to write comics I want to write the novelization of comics and superhero movies that only the strangest people and curious children at the library will read

[kdramaxoxo]

WOW. Shin Jae Ha makes a really good villain and also...thanks, I hate it.

[allo-frouto]

No, but didn't you tell me someday that you're more of a realist than an optimist?

I have probably said that...

[ryxkenkxgami]

going out to dinner tonight with kyle and friends💕💕 which means it is another excuse to get dressed up

[tmntxthings]

Don’t worry you can be both

You’re a great writer I love you

WAHHHHHHHH MARLOWE I LOVE YOU TOO 😭😭😭😭 NO UR A GREAT WRITER, THE BEST WRITER GAH DAMNIT MY HEART TIS TOO FULL

[clowngirlpony]

Death of the clown girl

Rise of the pony

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[titleofpersonage-p01]

[ingravinoveritas]

"We've all got to be fighting that fight every day."

Happy Pride, everyone...

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[buttercuparry]

Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.

@/mohammedayesh has posted about getting leaflets, telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.

We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.

Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.

(EDIT: on re-reading my post it seems as if I am dismissing all that the students of universities are doing. I am not. I just meant, since all of it is to help Palestinians, we must not ignore them when they ask for help).

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.