#i can't with this wiki 🤣

[blueteller]

So uhhh, about the "Book of Bill"...

Me: Huh, apparently something called "The Book of Bill" came out this year? I loved the "Gravity Falls" show, I wonder what that's about...

*casually reads the wiki*

What the-

No way... is this...?!

IT IS!!! WHAT THE HECK

GUYS LOOK AT THIS FIC FILE FROM MY COMPUTER

I HAD THIS IN MY FOLDER FOR 4 YEARS

I ACCIDENTALLY PREDICTED BILL GETTING THERAPY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

🤣🤣🤣

[vidavalor]

A handful of GO/food-related thoughts (66% of which came to me in insomniac semi-sapience at 3am):

1) Would the Ineffable Husbands eat burritos, and what might 'burrito' refer to in their coded language?

2) The rice in sushi is functionally analogous to the bread in a sandwich and now I am flailing about potential implications in relation to your Bread meta

3) You remember the bit in the book about one of the Other Four Bikers disliking anchovies and/or olives on pizza? There's an actual French dish a bit like that! It's called 'pissaladière' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissaladi%C3%A8re), it's from the south of France (Nice/Provence sort of area) and it's actually rather yummy! (I made it for supper tonight ^_^) Granted, anchovies can be a bit of an acquired taste

Hi @jotun-philosopher The most sapient thoughts sometimes come in the insomniac semi-sapience at 3am, I find. What cool questions! Some fun with food, sexual euphemisms, and etymology for you. 💕

Burritos: What's extra Good Omens-y about this question, imo, is that "burrito" comes from the Spanish "burro", which means "donkey", so, a burrito is actually a "little donkey" and, by that measure alone, I will say odds are solid that the Ineffable Husbands have eaten burritos lol. That and they've been around forever and have probably eaten most things and burritos are so, so good... You might reasonably ask 'why the fuck is this delicious food named after donkeys?' and the answer is that it's thought to be because a burrito can and does hold so many different kinds of ingredients that it's kind of a "workhorse" of food. It handles so much at once by bringing in so many different nutrients and tastes that it's akin to the "workhorse" of animals, which is a donkey. The show also already aligns Aziraphale with donkeys and actually did so again pretty recently with Shax referring to Aziraphale as an ass and then that the elevator is in the doorway to the pub The Dirty Donkey (which I think we can all agree Crowley named? 😉).

[@procrastiel I saw your tags in my other, more depressing post about Aziraphale & The Dirty Donkey-- I was going for the above, not the more horrifying option. I'm sure you'll be relieved. 🤣]

As for food symbolism in burritos, there's just so many different ingredients, idk... I think they'd make innuendo out of what's ordered to be in the burrito on any given day. I can't imagine one of them not making a hot sauce reference, since sauce and its variety of meanings is a very Ineffable Husbands word and they've used it before in different ways ("gravlax in dill sauce"; "you dip it in soy sauce").

Sushi and Bread: You're right about the rice in sushi being functionally analogous to bread in that it's the starch but I think it's actually the nori or leaves used to wrap the sushi that is technically "the bread" of sushi. (So, on top of there being fish in the sushi, the "bread" is actually seaweed in 1.01... mmm🐟. 😉) But your point that sushi can be seen as a sandwich of sorts? Yes, totally. A sandwich being food between two or more slices of bread (or a stand in for bread that serves the purpose of containing the filling). A person then euphemistically tied to bread is then a person who is a participant in partnered sex. Mrs. Sandwich is "Mrs. Sandwich" because she "makes sandwiches" for other people-- she allocates slices of bread to one another.

The bread itself that has been mentioned so far is also interesting from an euphemistic standpoint. Besides the brioche looked at in Crepes, there's sourdough (mentioned in Lockdown as the only bread that Aziraphale has baked and, um, "has baked" in the last few days) and there's also the first mention of bread in the series... which is from God 😂 when she codes Crowley as black bread in 1.01. The joke there likely being that both sourdough and black bread are examples of the kinds of bread that are made through a process of fermentation-- the same way that alcohol is made-- reiterating alcohol and bread as euphemistic for sex.

Pissaladiere: Thank you for reminding me of it-- it's been ages since I had it and it's very spring. Might need to make one soon. Glad yours was delicious! Just a warning, though: I think Crowley would make you disappear if you ever tried to serve Aziraphale a pissaladiere, though. A French fish-topped tart? There's nary a more Ineffable Husbands dish in existence lol. Pissaladiere rooted from the Latin piscis, meaning "fish" and it reminds me of some wordplay in the show in Aziraphale's entry in 'The Demon's Guide...' that Furfur had in 1941.

The obvious joke with the entries in the guide is that they're supposed to be about angels from the demonic perspective and have to use language that is negative to describe these angels but... this just means it's an excuse for Crowley and Aziraphale to get their 'wily'/'smitten', etc. on and use words that have different, contradictory definitions. Everything in Aziraphale's entry-- that we all agree was written by Crowley (and in what we are shown of the Baraqiel one, that feels very 'written by Aziraphale')-- is actually complimentary or referencing their relationship in the fuller meanings of the words used under the negative connotation on the surface.

One of the descriptive details listed for Aziraphale is "suspishous ears", with an intentional misspelling of "suspicious" to look demonic, right? One of the parts of the wordplay there is that the misspelling is done so as to now include the word "pish"-- a bit of a Crowley & Aziraphale wily/smitten-type of word on a few different levels.

To say something is "pish" is to say that it's something you disagree with and/or that it is disgusting and it took on that meaning largely from being Scottish slang for urine (as it's a near-homophone for "piss"... see also, the British phrase "to take the piss (out of [x])" being to roast someone or something.) This is the negative connotation on the surface but where this is relevant to Crowley and Aziraphale is in the etymology of "pish"...

The word actually formed in the English language as onomatopoeia (words that are formed out of sounds like, among some of Crowley's other mentioned favorites in the show, "frou frou" and "whoop.") Out of what sounds, you ask? The "psshshsh" noises ornithologists and others make to attract small birds.

It's also thought to originate about equally with the bird-attracting sounds from "la peche"... which you'll be unsurprised to learn is the French word for fish.

In Mohegan-Pequot, spoken by the indigenous people of my neck of the woods in New England, and in a couple of other languages, use of "pish" is actually rooted from the English peas.

To have "suspicious ears"-- with "suspicious" spelled correctly-- is to be cautious about who you trust. "Suspishus ears", built to include "pish", then references fish, peas, and nightingales at once and would then be calling Aziraphale a good partner who listens.

A communication breakdown, though-- not listening-- also being a theme in S2 and its "I don't think your exactlys are my exactlys"/"aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear"/"no nightingales" misery...

[lancermylove]

Wiki How To: Text Tempt Him (HC)

Fandom: Obey Me

Pairing: All x fem!Reader (minus Solomon, Luke)

Warning: N.SFW

Prompt: MC comes across an interesting article and uses it against her boyfriend.

A/N: I was researching topics for HCs and came across an article that I had to use against the Nightbringer characters since they're a little more innocent compared to the OM characters. 😂 The ideas for the texts come directly from this article.

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Prologue:

You were browsing the internet trying to find a step-by-step recipe on how to make a cake, but on your browsing journey, you came across an eyebrow-raising article.

How to Make a Guy Horn.y Over Text.

As you read through the article, your lips curled into a devious smile. What a perfect chance to tease your new boyfriend. You quickly opened his messages and texted him.

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"Oh, Lucifer. You. Me. 🍆👌 Now."

When he received your text, he was in a meeting with Diavolo, Barbatos, and his brothers. For a good minute, he started at your cryptic text.

Eggplant? Okay? Were you planning to cook for him and wanted to know if he liked eggplants? If so, why would you add in you, me, and now?

"Long...hole...," he mumbled under his breath. Ding. Ding. Ding. His eyes widened, and he slammed his phone, facing down, on the wooden table. The room went dead silent, and all eyes moved to him.

Lucifer cleared his throat and apologized but failed to hide his red cheeks. Why would you send him such a text, especially during the daytime?

He had a hard time concentrating on the meeting and a harder time not imagining getting intimate with you.

“Know what I’m imagining right now? Me riding you…🤠"

Mammon was bored out of his mind listening to Barbatos lecturing some of his younger brothers. So when he saw your name on his lock screen, he smiled and opened your message. He almost let out a laugh but pressed his fingers to his lips.

"Did ya mean you and me goin' on a ride? You can't ride me...I'm not a car or bike. 🤣"

You giggled at his innocent reply. "You don't need to be a car or bike for me to ride you. If we are connected somewhere, I can ride you. 😜 Look up woman riding man if you don't believe me."

Mammon raised an eyebrow and did exactly what you recommended, not taking his surrounding into consideration. He yelped and quickly turned off his phone screen.

"Mammon...is there something you would like to add in? Rather, is there anything amusing on your phone that you would like to show us?" Barbatos was not pleased to be interrupted, but Mammon swiftly shook his head and held onto his phone tighter.

He felt tortured. The explicit pictures turned him on, and Mammon couldn't stop imagining you riding him. The bulge in his pants was growing bigger, but it didn't look like Barbatos would stop lecturing them anytime soon.

Couldn't you have waited until nighttime to send him that message?

“Hi Levi~. Last night was incredible. You’re so good with your hands, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it…😳”

He smiled at your text and nodded while typing, "I play games a lot, so I am good with my hands."

"Are you now? Wanna show me just how good you are? 😏"

You weren't talking about him playing video games, were you? Rather than reply to your message, Levi wondered what you were trying to say.

He decided to look up the meaning and nearly screamed. With a steaming red face, he grabbed his phone and messaged you, "I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! I MEAN'T I AM GOOD WITH GAMES."

"I am sure you are good with OTHER things too."

"N-No. I AM NOT!"

"Guess we will have to find out."

"W-Wait...what does that mean? (Y/n)? What does that mean?"

"I am coming over, and you're going to answer my question. Actually, no. You are going to show me.😘"

Levi was at a loss. Were you and him...really going to...? But he doesn't know anything about it!

When you opened the door to his room, Levi was passed out on the floor with a nosebleed. He took your joke too seriously.

"Hey Satan. Wanna come over? You✌️👅. I 🍆👅."

Satan saw your cryptic message and got excited. Solving puzzles was one of his favorite passtimes, but if this was a puzzle why were you asking him to come over?

The tongue emoji meant you are hungry...so you wanted him to cook something for you? Maybe something with an eggplant? Then you wanted to lick his fingers after he cooked for you? Weird.

"(Y/n). Meet me in the kitchen. I will make a meal with an eggplant, but I don't prefer you lick my fingers after I am done."

You couldn't stop laughing. Cook and lick his fingers? "Satan, are you sure that's what I meant? Try again.😏 Since I feel generous, I will give you a hint - find a human anatomy book and compare them to the emojis."

Satan raised an eyebrow at the anatomy book part and concluded that it would be much easier to come to talk to you in person.

Right as he was about to knock on your door, Satan's jaw dropped. It finally clicked. You were not talking about eggplants or cooking.

Before he could run away, you opened the door and pulled him inside with the help of his boa.

"You can't run from me now, Satan..." were the last words he heard before being swallowed by the darkness in your room.

“Asmo! I had the HOTTEST dream about you last night. It’s all I can think about now. 🥵”

Asmo blushed when he saw your message but was surprised you were leading him on. Did you forget he was the Avatar of Lust? Sending him these kinds of messages was "dangerous".

"What a coincidence! I had a dream about us last night too. We were in my room, our bodies were sparkling with perspiration, our breathing was ragged, sweet moans escaped our lips, and we were so close, I could feel the heat on your skin radiation onto mine."

Your jaw hit the floor. You were only teasing him, but he actually had dreams about the two of you getting intimate?

The thought of you and Asmo in an embrace as he filled you and moaned your name in your ears made you feel hot and bothered...until you saw his next message.

"I was teaching you how to do yoga, and you were struggling. 🤭"

“Beel, I am hungry for your🍆. Come to my room.💋”

Beel's eyes widened, and he ran out of his room and straight out the front door of the House of Lamentation.

Half an hour later, you heard someone repeatedly hitting the tip of their shoe on your bedroom door. When you opened the door, you found Beel carrying a load of eggplants in his arms.

"Beel? What is this?"

"Eggplants...that's what they are called, right?" He smiled proudly, "You must be really hungry...I am sorry for taking so long..."

"You sighed and let out a laugh. "That's not what I was...you know what... never mind. Want to help me cook some eggplant dishes?"

Beel grinned and nodded. His innocence was endearing, but maybe you could teach him later tonight what you meant in your text message.

“Belphie...I’ve got a ton of blankets and it’s still freezing. Should I put clothes on too?"

Belphie sleepily stared at his phone screen. What kind of a message was this? Was he just too sleepy to make sense of it?

"Maybe you are cold because you are not wearing clothes? Considered that?"

He shook his head, set his phone aside, and closed his eyes. Wait. Belphie's eyes snapped open - why were you telling him you weren't wearing any clothes? That's not something a woman readily shares with a man, right?

He rolled onto his stomach and buried his face in his pillow. Now, he can't stop imagining what you look like without clothes. Maybe he should visit you and find out.

“I have a confession: I want you. Like, right now.”

Diavolo smiled at your text and innocently replied, "I want you too."

You were taken aback by his bold reply. Did he actually mean what he said or...does he mean something else?

"So, Diav. You want me to come over, or are you going to come over?"

"Come over. Barbatos is watching me, and I can't sneak out of the castle."

Barbatos? He couldn't be serious, right? "Wait, you want to do it with Barbatos watching? 😲"

"Why does it matter if Barbatos is around? Do you not like him?"

You didn't know whether to laugh or get upset. "You have no idea what I am talking about, do you?"

When the conversation abruptly ended, Diavolo tried to call you but panicked when you didn't pick up. He could ask Barbatos for help, but the butler would get upset if he found out the prince was messing around instead of working.

So, Diavolo did the next best thing - he sulked all day, thinking he messed up and you were mad at him.

“Hello Barbatos. If you were in a room with me, some whipped cream, and nothing else, what would you do?”

The butler nearly dropped his knife at your boldness. What were you hoping to accomplish by asking him this question?

"I would take the whipped cream to the kitchen as it is a delicate product and will spoil if not refrigerated."

That's not what you were expecting. What a boring response.

"Oh..."

Barbatos chuckled at your reply. The joke was on you. He knew exactly what you meant, but two can play the teasing game.

He set his phone on the kitchen counter and stared at the whipped cream in front of him. If he was in a room with you and whipped cream, he would undress you, make a dessert out of you, and savor each bite of the dessert.

"Simeon, if we were alone in a room right now, and I give you permission to touch me anywhere I want, where would you touch me? 🫦"

The angel smiled at your message but his eyebrows furrowed at the lips. Why were you sending him a biting lip emoji? Brushing it aside, he took his time typing the reply.

"I would"

"touch"

"your"

Excited for the last word, you gripped your phone harder, crossed your legs tighter, and held onto your breath.

"Hair"

The excitement drained out of your body all at once, and you felt like a deflated balloon. Then again, what else were you expecting from a resident of the Celestial Realm?

"Oh...okay."

Your response bothered Simeon, but why did it feel like the temperature in the room increased suddenly? The more he stared at the lip emoji, the more he realized your question might not be as innocent as he made it out to be. Were you perhaps trying to tempt an angel?

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[frodo-with-glasses]

More Reading Thoughts: The Shadow of the Past

"The blame was mostly laid on Gandalf." Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a Disturber of the Peace...

Something about "but the growth of hobbit-sense was not very noticeable" cracks me up

I love the fact that Frodo kept throwing birthday parties for Bilbo after he left. It's so sweet.

I would much rather go to Frodo’s Hundred-weight Feast than Bilbo’s Party of Special Magnificence, actually; twenty guests and several meals “at which it snowed food and rained drink” sounds much more my speed X-D

“Bilbo isn’t dead.” “Where is he then?” “🤷‍♂️”

F in the chat for Folco Boffin, who was mentioned like once in this chapter and never comes into the story again

"Merry and Pippin suspected that [Frodo] visited the Elves at times, as Bilbo had done." TEA???

Frodo's wandering in the autumn has such an evocative and melancholy feeling to it. So much so that I wrote a poem about it last year...

Part Two of me wishing the movies could have shown the Dwarves passing through the Shire on their way to the Blue Mountains

Sam be like "Dragons and Ents are real, I tell you!" and Ted Sandyman like "press X to doubt"

Our first glimpse of Sam's unassailable trust in Frodo and his wisdom 💚

And now! Exposition dumping, with Gandalf.

I hate the fact that I can't see or hear the word Eregion without getting war flashbacks to Amazon's Rings of Poopy

Ooh, remind me to write an essay about the invisibility power of the Ring(s)...

"[Bilbo] would certainly never have passed on to you anything that he thought would be a danger." Oh boy, would you look at the time, it's Crying About Adoptive Relationships O'clock

"'There wasn't any permanent harm done, was there?' asked Frodo anxiously. 'He would get all right in time, wouldn't he? Be able to rest in peace, I mean.'" OH BOY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME—

Literally Gandalf: "Hobbits are my special interest"

"It is quite cool." It sure is, Gandalf. Wicked. Radical, even.

Low-hanging fruit, I know, but I had to 🤣

Speaking of low-hanging fruit, here's a joke I made two years ago about the "until Spring had passed into Winter" line:

He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night/Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a wiki bite/The turtles started walkin' there as Lance began to swing/The one that lived across the street arrived there in the spring...!

"I wish it need not have happened in my time." "So do I, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." Still a line that goes so, so hard, right in the middle of this exposition dump.

I like how in Gandalf's story, he makes Deagol talk normally, but Smeagol still has all those verbal idiosyncrasies that are iconic to Gollum.

I'm still trying to remember who it was that pointed out that the last syllable of Smeagol is the first syllable of Gollum. Blew my mind when I saw that, I tell ya.

"I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you also were meant to have it. And that may be an encouraging thought." "It is not." 🤣🤣🤣

The thought of Gollum creeping through a window to snatch a baby from a cradle and eat it is at least seventeen different kinds of Not Fun. Thanks, Tolkien.

I have very little to say about Gandalf's retelling of the Ring's story—and Frodo's frightened and naive questions—except that it's almost as hard to tear your eyes away from the book as it is for Frodo to throw the Ring into the fire.

"I do really wish to destroy it! Or, well, to have it destroyed. I am not made for perilous quests." Oh, Frodo, bby...

I love how Sam's spying is so artfully foreshadowed here X-D You just go whistling away down that path, buddy! Nobody suspects a thing!

All Frodo has to say is "I suppose I'll have to go running into danger alone to keep everything and everyone I love safe, even if it means never coming home again; it's a pity, but I'll do it" and Gandalf is like "Frodo have I mentioned lately how much I love you and hobbits in general". Which. Mood! Big mood!

SUDDENLY, SAMWISE GAMGEE!

Good gracious did I need Sam and his comic relief after this heavy chapter X-D Bless you, Sam, you loveable dummy

I wonder what hobbit idiom Tolkien "translated" into "Lor bless you, sir". I'm not sure the hobbits have a concept of Eru Illuvatar as a benevolent God who hands out blessings; and if they do, I somehow doubt they'd have quaint little figures of speech like this. But I'm just nitpicking at this point because it's fun.

"There ain't no eaves at Bag End, and that's a fact." SAM 🤣🤣

"Mr. Frodo, sir! Don't let him hurt me, sir! Don't let him turn me into anything unnatural! My old dad would take on so." Have I mentioned that I love the heck out of Sam?

Frodo is "hardly able to keep from laughing", which, MOOD!

Sam heard that Mr. Frodo was going away and audibly choked. GAH I love him so much

Frodo sure knows how to threaten Sam LOL

"If you even breathe a word of what you've heard here, then I hope Gandalf will turn you into a spotted toad and fill the garden full of grass-snakes." 🤣🤣

"'Me, sir!' cried Sam, springing up like a dog invited for a walk. 'Me go and see Elves and all! Hooray!' he shouted, and then burst into tears." Oh, Sam. I love you.

[ekjohnston]

hi!! i was watching the new apprentice arc in tcw, and i was thinking...

how would a transmasc nightsister or transfem nightbrother look? im asking you primarily because of sister the trans clone and tepoh, so i do trust you with my trans star wars!!

being transmasc myself, im foaming at the mouth for more trans star wars characters, and the concept of a trans nightsibling would be amazing to see!!

would mother talzin and the leader of the males in dathomir send over a trans person to the other camp? a nightbrother with pale skin and no horns? a nightsister with colored skin and horns?

just a cool concept that i'd love to see you flesh out!! :] <3

Hi!

So this is a lot to think about, because so frequently in non-human humanoid Star Wars species, sexual dimorphism is both extremely visible AND tied to social status/role. Furthermore, the nightsister/nightbrother alliance already involves more than one species (I THINK???, like, the Nightbrothers were exiled Zabraks and bonded with the Nightsisters who were already there??? I am reading the wiki and trying not to accidentally find Acolyte spoilers, so I am not reading too closely🤣).

I seem to recall Talzin altering Savage Oppress to make him a more useful warrior, though. And I know adding magic to a trans narrative can immediately cause separate issues, but it's definitely something to consider when building a character from a planet full of witches. What makes you a Nightsister, your assigned gender or your culture and magic? How would the combination of social role and magic affect a person who is transitioning? And if you're a Nightbrother but not a Zabrak, what does that mean? And how does the Force work in all of this?

Also, the unification under Talzin is pretty limited in terms of timeline, so before that there were a bunch of different Nightsister groups, and they probably had their own way of doing things. You could, theoretically, invent your own group (but then what happens to them when Talzin rather forcefully unites everyone?).

Long story short, I can't build a character on Tumblr and then use them in a book, so I'm deliberately avoiding that (you may have noticed), but this is a very, very brief intro to the things I think about when I'm starting a character build, and if you're building a character for some reason (game, fanfic, fun), then that's awesome too! None of my questions have single answers, and every possibility leads to more story generation and character development.

(It has been a while since I've thought about this era, so apologies if I've misremembered something. And this is just how I would go about character building. Other people might start somewhere else.)

[anotheroceanid]

Can you explain the athenide/ttg tag? Come back to your blog after a few days and I can't work out what the plot even is

It’s a AU based in another fic that I read. I started writing an one shot of it around the same time I posted the foreboding oneshot, and recently I posted that oneshot here.

And the lore started to grow with the asks and now I intend to make a little wiki in obsidian with everything we created so far 😆

[einsatzzz]

KHRe Projects Updates #1

The devil works hard, but I work harder🫡 Anyway, I've been feeling unwell the past few days so I'm just doing planning and other stuff offline. I also wanna post updates like this so I can keep track of my progress. I'll type this all as quick as I can because I'm not feeling so gucci.

Webcomic: I updated my pinned post for this but I determined that my target release date is somewhere around Q4 of this year, so the earliest is gonna be on October 2024. I'm currently organizing my CSP assets (will probably finish within two weeks) and I'm also making various assets/refs that I think will be useful. I plan on releasing Yui's profile before July ends, hope I can make it!

Wiki: I'm still in-progress with some templates on this, but I'll be updating the galleries soon to include more arts that my friends drew of YuiKanaRumi + more commissioned art (Thank you!! 🥰💖✨ueueue😭💖 I just finished running the last batch on Glaze, so they'll be safe there!🫡 I will definitely protect and treasure these!). By the way, after I'm done with Yui's page here, my next plan is to make one for Tsuna.

MVs: For this one, I think I'll prioritize doing something for the 📺MV in my project list, it's the one calling out to my brain right now. It will feature a lot of characters, but the art & editing will be simple. It should be around 1 minute long and I have a rough storyboard for the first 10 seconds (the others are still inside my brain haha).

I was actually planning to continue 🐈‍⬛MV first but when I looked at the drawings I finished last year, I don't feel too satisfied with it anymore, plus the picture quality is kinda too crispy to my eyes now. I wanna redraw it. I might alternate between 📺 and🐈‍⬛, then I'll just post whichever gets finished first.

That's all for now! I'm juggling a lot of projects but the advantage for this is...if I procrastinate on one project, I'll be procrastinating by doing another project, so there's still progress 🤣🤣🤣 And I didn't even get to mention my other wips djbfhsjvfhfsv My brain is bursting with ideas, inspo and creativity but my health/energy can't keep up!!!!

[shotmrmiller]

Viking!Price like Ragnar Lothbrok 👀 -

• favored by the gods or so people think because he's just so good at battling and fighting.

• Has a baddie wife and kids who adore him, but he always needs to go on raids when his Jarls calls because he's this secret weapon/lucky charm to the men and women.

• Despises letting his wife go out but she is a free born woman who can put the man in his place hands down.

• Price goes on a raid and finds Christian man Nik 🤣 and brings him home like a pet to his wife and kids. Now he has a homoerotic thing going with Nik and is fighting for his life because he loves his wife.

• Good thing his wife is so so open minded and knows her husband. She suggests the idea of making Nik their third for many reasons which at the top is to stop Price's torment.

OR

you can flip the script since you'd like Price to be the one crushing 👀

This idea is now yours My Lady, to do with as you please. I shall now kindly leave this fine establishment of yours.

adieu 💋

you calling my inbox a BROTHEL?! because you're correct.

and it's a fine establishment indeed.

I know nothing about Nikolai so i pulled up his wiki and when i read Soviet i said it like tachanka does in the outbreak cinematic.

Soviet. Very old. Wait....

ok ok so if we turn the tables, Price is an adult toy only.

omg.

I need Price to stay his religion.

Go on. Say your grace. Be thankful for this meal you're about to eat. (it's reader's pussy)

he'd be so cute on his knees :(

He'd look even better in chainmail armor. put the bible down, and pick up a weapon.

Price'd be a natural but wife said to keep the pet at home.

so now Nik blazes a path during raids cuz he's trying to go home asap. he misses price and his wife.

in case you can't tell, i know nothing about that viking show either. I've heard of it but im a simple cell— retained nothing.

[archangel-lucerys]

"Envoys are important mission a child should not be sent on" bruh he's a post man with immunity he can't harm others and others cannot harm him, even if she had sent aegon she's not to blame what enemies do, and usually they never harm envoys, its a major breach of warfare like I love how these people would blame rhaneyra, lucerys and everyone except for the man responsible>aemond

They're basiclaly saying she's a bad mother for sending her son on a mission? When at his age they mission is not only safe but expected? And like they want to make the robb comparison but when luke does his duty like Robb did, its his or nyras fault for performing them? And the fact Rob also was murdered when he was sure he was safe because of guest rights? Like luke was by being an envoy? Like do you people not comprehend the parallels!

And are we forgetting borros himself not wanting the envoy harmed? It's is a huge breach of their religion and societal law to hurt them, rhaneyra send him knowing he'll be absolutely safe but she didn't dream aemond would be dumb enough to attack an envoy.

Again tg shows how they only like those character if they can put some responsibility for their actions on others "oh no he's a victim here not the murdered kid uwu" they also have absolutely not read the wiki either 🤣 which they keep proving time and time again

[legacyshenanigans]

Marvolo and Rowans reactions to..Sweet desserts! I want to know if either of these bad boys have a sweet tooth!!

(Also I just want to say, your work is fantastic! I found a lot of your old work, but quickly fell in love with your newer work, and your characters are so well done I genuinely spent over an HOUR on harry potter Wiki trying to figure out where they fit in!! THE CULT GROWS)

First of all, Welcome to The Cult! 🤍💚

And secondly, Thank you so much! Glad you enjoy them. Marvolo is already in the HP universe of course, but not my version of him, obviously 🤣 (I much prefer my version😈) but in regards to Rowan, I've had a fair number of people confused about who he is, or tying to find him on Google thinking he's an actual character from something, and they don't realise he's my completely made up OC, which makes me actually feel pretty nice haha 😊

Anyway! Yeah, sure! I've done a number of posts regarding this before 🤍 Marvolo has a HUGE sweet tooth, and Rowan will eat pretty much eat anything, but does LOVE baked goods. Here's a couple of little scenarios for you.

Marvolo: *eating a pack of those pink cupcakes he loves*

Rowan: *wanders into the office* That goon from another gang is here to see ya.

Marvolo: *quickly hides the cupcakes in his drawer*

Rowan: What are ya doin?

Marvolo: Hiding my cupcakes, obviously.

Rowan: ...Why?

Marvolo: I can't have the likes of HIM seeing me consuming such a cute little confectionery, can I ?! *small frown* Ooooh, here's Marvolo, a powerful dark wizard..Munching on a fucking pink cupcake with rainbow sprinkles...

Rowan: .....Ok, yeah, I see what ya mean.

Marvolo: *wanders into Rowans room, seeing him lay on his bed, surrounded by empty cake and biscuit boxes* What the f-

Rowan: *groans*

Marvolo: Have you eaten half a fucking Bakery?

Rowan: Pretty much..They were getting rid of loads of stuff at the end of the day that they didn't sell but couldn't keep, so I took it all for a decent price before they were about to throw it all out.

Marvolo: ...And ate ALL of it? In ONE sitting?!

Rowan: *groans* Yeah..Now I ain't feelin' good.

Marvolo: Im not surprised. You idiot.

Rowan: Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD idea.

Marvolo: Well, get up, we've got things to do.

Rowan: Volo, I can barely fuckin' breathe, let alone move. Gimmie like an hour or somethin'

Marvolo: For fuck sake.

~

[detailtilted]

Hiya,

In your latest vid for Chicago November 2008, the comment Jared makes at 8:52, I think might be in reference to a old show that was on MTV called FEAR. Here's the wiki link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_(TV_series). Can't say for sure, but it was always what I figured Jared was referring to when he said this.

Thank you for all your work on these. They are really awesome and must be a lot of work. I really appreciate what you are giving to the fandom by preserving the archives. <3

Thank you so much for taking the time to suggest an explanation! I never saw that show, but it sounds like a logical connection. I’ll add a comment to the video on YouTube with your suggested explanation.

And thank you very much for the compliment! I definitely didn’t anticipate how time-consuming this project would be, but it’s been a lot of fun. It’s especially been satisfying to clean the videos up a little and to finally do some of the things I’d wished somebody would do when I was watching them for the first time myself. And I’m learning all sorts of random pop culture trivia. 🤣

Context for people who haven’t seen the video I recently posted...

A fan asked what their biggest fears were. After Jared gave his answer, Jensen said, “I don’t do fear,” and Jared responded, “Like that television show.”

I normally try to display an image with brief details to explain pop culture references like that. I figure they might help people who live under a rock like I do, or younger people for whom some of these references are before their time, or people from other countries who may not know the more US-centric references. But in this case, I had no idea what he was referring to and couldn't figure it out with a Google search. The only thing I could think of was “Fear Factor”, which I’d never watched, but I couldn’t find any evidence that the reference fit.

[quiisquiliae]

Thoughts on Awakening now that I'm awake again:

1. Honestly the humor is A+, I could probably play it on repeat to microdose DA.

2. Finn fucking hates it because politics make him twitchy and he has no experience.

3. Also his "gotta save everyone" mentality is really being tested because you almost can't, but by god is he gonna try. (And he somehow manages to succeed.)

4. I managed to piss off everyone to some degree by entertaining the idea of allying with the Architect entirely because I thought (like the recurring mages vs templars issue) you had to side with him or with the Mother and she's insane. We're gonna pretend like that never happened 🤣 Yes, because it's Finn and he likes info, he would hear what he has to say but wouldn't truly entertain the idea of allying with him.

5. UTHA! I about LOST it when I realized that's who was with the Architect. I cried having to kill her when we slayed the Architect. It also fucking hurts that out of the group from the Calling Fiona is the only one left (and is probably gonna die in DAI cuz Ashe sides with the Templars).

6. Per the fandom wiki, you can find Kell's bow in the deep roads during Origins. Either I did and got rid of it without realizing, or I never found it. It's upsetting.

7. I really struggle with Velanna. I want to like her. I appreciate her "elfyness" as Sera would say. We know how to handle touchy mages because Finn was regularly in Morrigan's pants. That said, it irks me that one, it feels like no matter what you say to her she's always royally pissed off with you and two, as a city elf your dialogue options either are dismissive, or very human apologetic. Neither of which sits right with Finn or I. Especially as a Tabris, you should be able to sympathize with why she hates humans. Shit, Finn is still pretty suspicious of them and they have to prove themselves individually that they deserve his trust and respect. It irks me there's no option to communicate that.

[wikiangela]

hey! 🍄❄️☁️

hiii! ❤️

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

in my mind both buck and Tommy are equally clingy and tactile and they love physical affection - but i feel like in public Tommy's more subtle about it (shoulders pressed together, hand on the small of evans back, ankles tangled under the table) while buck is just very open about it, walking up behind Tommy and wrapping his arms around him no matter who's watching (Tommy loves it ofc) - but in private they're both always all over each other, loving non-sexual intimacy, and its so hard to get out of bed when they're cuddling lol (the last part might relate to a new fic idea i had 👀)

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

ngl, I don't think I have any rn? usually when i want a specific fic and cant find anything I like, I just write it myself 🤷‍♀️🤣 can't think of anything I want rn tbh

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

so my username is actually a combination of my first and middle name lol I use it as my username everywhere and i used it for tumblr too and never changed it and at this point im probably not gonna 😅

actually my mom came up with it when we were creating my first email address sometime in elementary school, so i could have an account on this polish social media site all my friends were on 🤣🤣

(btw the first part of my username 'wiki' is how you actually spell 'vicki' in polish but on here i use the english version lol)

thanks for the ask! 💝

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

[gogandmagog]

Hello hello, huge fan of your fanfics, and now that I have discovered your tumblr, a huge fan of your posts! Delighted to see you’re a Walter lover too, based on your fics I would have assumed it was Jem for you. My question is, l who do you guess Walter looks like, since it’s referenced often that he is a hop out of kin? My other question would have been asking about when you might update your fics but I see you already get asked this often enough. 🤣

Man alive! Thanks so much, and thanks so much for taking the time to say so! Just straight gassing me up. Jem, that's so funny! I do love him, too! And all the Blythe kids. But of course... they can't all be Walter, can they?

I’ve always personally fancied that Walter looks like Bertha Willis. The Blythe stock is plenty well-known, for a good few generations, and so it feels like the obvious move to eliminate their physical traits first, unless we're counting on resemblance to an unknown way-back ancestor. Meanwhile, Anne knows almost nothing about her own mum and dads looks — aside from what she's told by the woman living in same yellow Bolingbroke home that the Shirley's once had. From that chapter of AotI we understand that Anne’s father was where her red hair and complexion came from, and that Anne favours her mother ‘about the eyes and mouth.' Walter has grey eyes. So does Anne... who, as aforementioned, favours her Bertha about the eyes. And keep in mind, this one tiny connection is the probably the entire basis or foundation that I built this whole little theory on. And this is also where ‘reasonable’ pretty much ends. Elsewhere I have this probably-rather-reaching-at-an-all-time-impossible-level head canon about Anne’s own childhood wishes to have hair 'black as a ravens wing,' in that I really like to attribute that to tiny infant memories Anne might unconsciously have of Bertha, in the very deepest of recesses. And then here’s Walter, with the sought black hair.

Mind, this might all be very easily argued, because the Anne of Green Gables wiki page (mysteriously?) notes that Bertha had, (apparently?) blonde hair. However — there's no citation given for it... and I truly cannot recall this being canonly stated. Anywhere. Ever. But it’s likely there’s just someone out there that knows better than I! I would also like to pose this question right back at you, if you're open to it! I could legitimately talk Walter all day, every day. 🙃

[beefrobeefcal]

BEEFRO. BEEF. BEEFY.

WTF. WHAT DID WILL FIND OUT. WHAT MADE HIM GO CRAZY AT READER. I NEED TO KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT.

please beefro. at least give us a hint. i can't wait until next monday/tuesday/wednesday to find out.

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

FIRST OF ALL, THE CALL OUT FOR INCONSISTENT POSTING DATES IS SENDING ME. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for humbling me, Nonnie!

I've gotten a few messages and asks about this, so this is my response to all of them

Second of all, I'm a sucker for spoilers. Like, give me the wiki article before I walk into a movie so I know what's up. Tell me the ending of the book to the TV show we're only on episode 2 for. Fill me in on this guy's life so I don't have to wonder how this movie is gonna end.

But alas, dear Nonnie, I am also a malevolent bitch-goddess whom likes to see people squirm. And while I know this is going to come back and haunt me tenfold, Imma do it to you.

You'll just have to wait and see. 💋🥩👌😘

I-know-it's-not-much-but-it's-the-best-I-can-do regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[kira-quartz]

I will control myself this time for the ask meme and say 15, 18 and 21? Please!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Fandom Meme

15. How did you get into YGO?

I saw an episode of 5Ds in 2017 while I was in hospital recovering from back surgery, but unfortunately, it was in the middle of a Duel, probably in the middle of a multi-parter, in the middle of the season, so I had no idea what was going on, 😂. I still wanted to give it a chance, though, so when I found out that an episode of DM was coming up, I decided to watch it (I didn't know it was a different continuity, so I thought it'd explain some things). It was episode 13, which works pretty well by itself (didn't you say that was your first episode too?), I knew who Yugi was, I'd heard of the Bakurae (thanks, Bulbapedia) and Joey (thanks, random bit of trivia on Sailor Moon Wiki of all things, 😂), and there were some great moments for pretty much everyone. It just set something off in my brain, and I wanted to know more about it *right now*, so when I got home, I watched the whole series and it took over my entire existence! 🤣

18. A random headcanon

Weevil grows up to become a biology teacher. That's what I have in mind for him in my save, anyway. For some reason I can't think of any for the Carryshipping boys right now (100 tiny clones of me are running around my brain screaming "WE THREW OUT HER HEADCANONS!", 🤣).

21. Which Millennium Item would you want and why?

Probably none of them, to be honest, 😅. Like, the Ring's stuff-finding capabilities would be useful because I'm rubbish at looking for things, but it wouldn't be worth getting possessed all the time. Maybe the Necklace, but I'd be worried about causing some kind of future-vision-related paradox, 😂. But yeah, if I *had* to pick one, I think I'd pick the Necklace.

Thanks for asking! 😁