#i cannot fucking believe this

[dreamytfw]

You've heard of "pretending to be bi for a joke" Misha. Now get ready for genocide denialist Misha!!!

[enlighten3d]

arthur lester stop getting stabbed to death challenge (impossible)

[neuroticbookworm]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

Is this a joke!?? Cherry Magic, TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT NOW!

We don't even get a kiss? NOT EVEN A TERRIBLE ONE??? FOR FUCKING REAL???

If you build an entire show around sexual inexperience of the main character, you gotta LET HIM GET EXPERIENCED!

[k3yreviewer25]

Schlatt: The sdmp is the only Minecraft server with no pedophiles!

and now they're all chasing him down to beat him to death

[lunelicmoone]

imagine wilbur pausing the tour to do whatever the fuck this is with quackity over discord

[peggingprowl]

so. they put sodium benzoate in everything, INCLUDING FUCKING FLAVORED LUBE, APPARENTLY. IM ALLERGIC TO THE GODDAMN LUBE.

[leaderwon]

baby i just came across ur hindi board paper rant lmao it was damn relatable however i have some advice for you,, if you're not looking to top then i would say you absolutely shouldn't stress because board would hardly ever like ever fail you,, if you've written shit then the teachers will find a way to pass you guaranteed.

also like bywons said if you discuss answers it'll affect the other papers and i also strongly recommend that,, write that paper and forget all about it, it's gonna be okay! i'm assuming it's ur 10th grade boards so i'd also like to add that ur 10th grade scores will only go so far as helping you get admissions in new school for 11th & 12th that is if you decide to change schools. other than that no one asks for it so do not stress so much, it's good to be serious about studies but don't let it take over you okay? take care and remember to take breaks! <3

STOP THIS ASK HAS ME JUMPING DOWN A ROOF??

I AM LITERALLY SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOU??? LIKE I LITERALLY READ THE JEALOUS THING TODAY MORNING STOP

my idols reaching out to me I MUST BE IN HEAVEN

thanks SM for the advice! I'm not looking to top but im looking for a decent enough percentage, perhaps above 80+ % becuz im in cbse and it's easy to get above that and if I don't the society will be UP MY ASS. I am predicting alround 56-58/80. Which is around 76-78% total incl internals. I do have regrets becuz it did de motivate me slightly BUT NOW IK WHAT TO DO :))

Thank u so so much for the advice i really appreciate it!

[regina-cordium]

This motherfucker really let the sushi chef leave for vacation even though our head chef doesn’t come back from HIS until next week

Are you shitting me? You have GOT to be shitting me!!!!

[skajador]

SCREAMING AND YELLING

@tokutony SENT ME GIANT KITAOKA

(money for scale)

AND IT COMES IN ON THE DAY I'M HOME SICK WITH COVID

[bethhiraeth]

omfg I just had a photographer ask me if I had seen stranger things, and I was like um yeah??? trying not to start rambling about byler or something, and then he told me I looked like el I’m going to cry that may be the best compliment I’ve ever gotten

[way2gosuperrstarr]

I FINALLY FOUND THE THING IN MY BED THAY KEPT POKING ME AND DISTURBING MY SLEEP. IT WAS A FUCKING PIECE OF SALT. A PIECE OF SALT!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

[stankvle]

watching the episode again and why is this like. one of the most well crafted episodes ever or at least in recent history

[starscelly]

experience stars hockey

min@dal 2.8.23

[bekobler]

Hey @neil-gaiman ! Just finished watching Good Omens 2!

Are you a sadist?

I waited months for the second season to come out of Good Omens, and waited with a friend for our childhood best friend to fly down to watch it with us. I saw some leaks so early, I decided to stay as far away from the fandom before then, having loved Good Omens with all my heart and hating spoilers. Imagining seeing the second season of my favourite thing ever with a friend we get so little time with was a dream.

Tell me why I instead ended up being a screaming sobbing mess infront of best my friends?

Why why why whys wheyshwyshehshsh

Why did you hurt my boys like this!? they don't deserve this, THEY ONLY HAVE EATCHOTHER NO WHY YOU HORRIBLE MAN

[userblaney]

penske perfect.

[krakenshipwreck]

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