#i cooka the spaghetti..

[chipchopclipclop]

you’re art is awesome

THANK U...!

[comet-ace]

GUYS

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[warrior-of-z]

Some years back:

"THIS IS THE MOST STEREOTYPICALLY OFFENSIVE ITALIAN CHARACTER NAME OF ALL TIME!"

Nowadays:

"His name is Peppino Spaghetti, absolutely phenomenal guy."

[jaycin-herself]

very experimental with the sauce

[ginger-wayne]

im so obsessed with the thought of t4t matchablossom with nonbinary or bigender cherry and transmasc joe. give it to me rn.

[strawbs-screaming]

Mac but he introduces the boxers to his other biological uncle Mad Clown and the boxers lose their fucking minds and Don sees that Mac, Pete, and Clown are all related and finds out about Ravioli Mafiosi and why nobody talks about him (Mafiosi, Pete, and Clown are brothers, Mac is the nephew)

Mac has the best worst family tree ever i love it

Joe would be TERRIFIED of mafiosi, to the point where he would have to put his sass down for a sec, as for mad clown, he would just be mildly annoyed

Von Kaiser? Also scared, but not to the point where he drops his usual attitude, he just has his guard up, as for mad clown, he would just get pissed off because he doesnt really like clowns

Disco Kid wouldnt care much since he would just be busy making the classic "i cooka da meatball mafia mama mia spaghetti" jokes

King Hippo probably gets chased by both since he probably breaks spaghetti in half when trying to cook it

Piston Hondo would be scared since both of them are good boxers, not to the point where he would shiver his timbers like joe, but more of a respect - fear kinda thing

Bear Hugger probably puts maple syrup in pasta so you can expect what goes on

Great Tiger would just be a bit amused and wouldnt care, like why should he care about some orphan's 3 uncles returning??

Don Flamenco just.. Goes insane, what do you mean a man that was presumed dead, a criminal and a clown is all related to that one orphan he got his ass whopped by????

Aran Ryan would just lose it at don flamenco's reactions, he just finds the whole thing amusing

Soda Popinski would just watch it all unfold while doing his thing like "damn. didnt know you were italian"

Bald Bull is just confused about the whole thing, hes out here having a aneurysm trying to comprehend macs family tree

Super Macho Man finds it amusing also, but the only reason he finds it funny is because the "i cooka da meatball" keeps getting to him

Mr Sandman is just baffled, in shock

[pinkandpurple360]

Thanks so much, and I hope you have a great day too. Take care of yourself as much as you can <3

and yes, arguing in bad faith is always exhausting. I'm glad there are spaces for genuine discussion and critique.

Speaking of, I also enjoy your takes on Fizz. I love his character, but the whole arc is feeling pretty rushed.

saw ur discussion with another anon and I also think Moxxie helping Fizz relearn Italian is such a cute idea.

Aww you’re so sweet anon 🥹💜 i definitely get too heated at times myself :( but self help is a process I guess

You’re right…the circus fire conversation can’t just be over yet. And Blitzos apology just isn’t finished… wink 👀💌 (may he be rejected gently)

I don’t know why so many of the cuties are Italian boys (Angel Moxie Fizz) but I have no complaints. He’d probably teasingly keep saying “We cooka da spaghetti” just to make Moxie rage

[amethyinst]

mafia romance/mafia au is always so funny to me because the mafia is pretty distinctly unsexy, the whole idea of the gentleman mafioso is mafia propaganda, its all fat italians or fat russians or fat japanese or fat insert ethnicity here, its sex trafficking and weapons trafficking, there's a material reality underpinning everything, its patriarchal in a meat sweats kind of way not a cigars and bourbon way. and they all dress like shit too. theyre not in three piece suits theyre in tracksuits. but if an italian gets uppity about mafia romance heh. i cooka da spaghetti

[aftonfamilyvalues]

he cooka da pizza

i do not trust copia cooking anything. his culinary skills are maxed out at heating up spaghetti sauce and boiling noodles

[allypacino]

me usually: ooh mamma mia cunt i cooka da pizza ayye spaghetti it'sa me mario

me whenever i watch an al pacino movie: I stand with the Italianx community,

[ieatcranyons]

sabrina my queen

sabrina carpenter is great. me and my wife becky listen to her before our prayers to the spaghetti lord (long live and serve meatballs, i cooka da meatball amen). 10/10 album sabrina. sabrina seems like a nice sensible young lady who would enjoy eating crayons.

[worship-longfurby]

Bone spaghetti.

i cooka de eyeball

[festivenatural]

a suggestion

[youarenotimmune]

i cooka da spaghetti

please I just want to see my family again

[jaycin-herself]

chicken meatballs