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lifewithdedee · 1 year

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#Life with Dedee #Use Your Words #I don't know what I expected.#Screaming #cat #cats #funnycats #funny cats #weird cats #comic #humor #comedy #funny

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lady-shadow-and-darkness · 6 months

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I have made the informed decision that I will no longer be taking fic recs. The majority of people have horrible taste.

#no hate to the fics they're actually well written.#But not as life changing as the fans swear it to be.#This fandom can't differentiate a well written character from trash.#I don't know what I expected.#miscellaneous

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tortoise-teapot · 1 day

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new world state/lore article spoilers

HATE AND LOATHING ON PLANET EARTH RIP BI SOLAS RETCON

#veilguard spoilers #da4 spoilers #datv spoilers #dav spoilers #veilguard #i don't know what i expected.#don't make fun of me. i'm actually upset. because now i gotta be dysphoric the whole time.#i am not waiting for someone to MAYBE make a mod. fuck my life #YOKES THIS IS IN THE PUBLIC TAG ISN'T IT #but i had to tag the spoilers #hello this is a very personal post please keep scrolling

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munnchausenzip · 11 months

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THEY'RE HAVING FUCKING SEX AGAIN GODDAMNIT (Misclickduo)

#munnspeaks #I don't know what i expected.#qsmp #qsmp liveblog #liveblogging #AFTER LIOKE 3 MONTHS. ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.#You know what good for them good for them.

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quietblissxx · 10 months

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#was it foolish for me to go to a Christmas dinner at a place i no longer work at?#maybe so.#but in figured hey i gave this company a decade of my life and i love the people why not #everyone there: lol why are you here you don't even work here any more #my friends sitting at a different table and waiting till the end of the night to say that i had bailed on them bc they saved me a seat??#when they let me say hi and just sit at the first available spot i could find #like it's not a big deal i didn't mind but i just really felt out of place #i know everyone there. I've known most of them for years. and i just felt like the outcast in the corner #i don't know what i expected.#but i really felt alone #and like what the fuck. i dunno. maybe I've just had too much to drink too compensate for the anxiety #me #personal #i feel. not good.

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lakemichigans · 2 years

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opening the replies of an innocuous tumblr post is my version of dead dove do not eat

#i don't know what i expected.#in this case it was a post talking about killing the invasive species spotted lanternfly #and everyone in the replies was like noo why are you killing fireflies :(((#ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS YOU GUYS #just google spotted lanternfly if the context of the post wasn't enough for you #i just can't imagine being so loud and so wrong about something i have no knowledge of #and couldn't even be assed to google #it boggles the mind....... genuinely it does....

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arealtrashact · 3 months

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Newest additions to the pack

#The Boys #Homelander #Sister Sage #Firecracker #Something silly before (what I expect will be) a heavy episode #My Art #Sage is a pug. I know that a border collie or a poodle might have suited her better given her intellect but #I like the idea of her being something unassuming #Firecracker is a Brittany ( which - for those of you who don't know - are gun dogs . . . )

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bxttxrflygem · 1 year

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me: I swear we rp sometimes

Kyanite: Shut the fuck up i am SCREAMING.

#weasel speaks #i ----#i don't know what i expected.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...

(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)

#tiger tiger #remy bonnaire #Arno #jamis arlesi #f slur mention #(Remy is allowed to say it. Jury is still out on Jamis though.)#I love that disco elyisum comic so much. I have it saved in several places so I can find it to show people. I lost it once. Never. Again.#Hard lesson about redrawing/heavily referencing a beloved comic is that you will feel so inferior to its genius.#I did my best but I feel like I didn't hit the high notes I wanted. Such is art!#At the end of the day I have to remind myself that I'm still on a journey and not every piece is going to be my best.#Yeah I'm still on my Tigers propagana train. Toot Toot. All abord or perish to the Tigers.#I hear tigers are running the Olympics this year. That's right. It's tigers all the way down.#Obscure references aside; time to talk tigers spoilers:#I was absolutely losing my mind at Remy taking Jamis to the Starfall. He did *not* expect to be in a gay bar.#Jamis is our beloved bisexual lad but I don't think he's fully in tune with it yet.#How down right unfortunate that he is also the hottest cub in the room. Will he realize? What will he realize? Who Knows!#Thank you to everyone who checked out Tiger Tiger from my recommendations!#And thank you to my fellow Tigers fans for receiving my comics with open arms. Next comic will be about Rat Man.

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egophiliac · 1 year

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just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

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armenelols · 1 month

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I don't recall the books ever specifying what weapons Elrond primarily fought with and while he is usually given a sword by both the movies and fandom, I think it would be incredibly hilarious if he came out with fucking Dramborleg. They are getting ready for battle and he brings out this huge ass axe his gramps once killed balrogs with. Sir, you were discussing poetry 10 minutes ago, where did that thing come from

#or was it balrogs? it's been a while since i've read it #but he 100% killed some firey things during the fall of gondolin so whatever #the comedic effect of this comes from the fact that literally no one would expect elrond to have an axe #he just doesn't seem like the axe type #i know tuor's axe went to númenor (so presumably elros had it) and later was probably lost in the downfall #but consider: i don't think it was said where in númenor the axe was?#so if elendil had it he WOULD take it with him #and if the royalty had it #isildur already commited fruit-robbery what's one more #or elrond just got it from númenor before the downfall whatever #i am not figuring out the logistics behind my shitpost (this time)#elrond #tolkien #silmarillion #lotr

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deep-space-lines · 6 months

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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

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mellpenscorner · 3 months

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Modern Writing Advice: don't load your readers down with a bunch of different names! Keep things simple so they can remember what you're talking about.

JR²T Himself: And here are these three mountains. Now listen to Gimli wax poetic about them and their names and histories in three different languages, then refer to the Extra Educational Material at the end of your volume to see what he's talking about.

#oh jirt #people who haven't read the books don't understand how much they read like travel/cultural guides at times #everyone is a linguist and is JUST as anxious as jirt is for you to know that #Also way more flower and plant names come up than you would expect #like #tolkien #buddy #I love you #but what the heck is a saxifrage #lord of the rings #lotr #the two towers

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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

#ramble #sorry i'm currently in a phase of 'of course this happened' and 'oh i deserve this because i didn't give him what he wanted'#like he knew i was grey ace since the start. and he let it go on for SO long after i said i might be vaguely aro as well #if that's a dealbreaker for you bc of your love language then FINE but NIP IT IN THE BUD #he said he put it off because he didn't want to hurt my feelings but it only hurt me MORE #like you're an adult. grow the fuck up and communicate like one #holding your negative feelings in hoping somebody notices you're hiding them is what TEENAGERS do #and also i told him VERBATIM: i didn't think anyone would ever love me because i'm not comfortable with xyz. and he just confirmed that #idk i still feel like i'm being selfish because how could i expect someone to be in a relationship with me when i can't give them anything #also tmi but it's not like we did NOTHING. we still held hands/cuddled/were close. he just didn't have his tongue down my throat anymore #so obviously i'm assuming by 'missing affection' he just meant sex and as an ace person that just fucking sucks #also oh my god i HATED how much he would imply we were going to have sex. i would have to keep SAYING 'i don't like doing this'#he always spoke like it was inevitably going to happen and it didn't click how GROSS i felt about it until recently #also ALSO not to go there but i never told him WHY i struggle with it (it's sensory issues)#and like. what if something had happened to me that made it hard for me and i just wasn't ready to tell him. and then he did this #again sorry to overshare this is still just a lot for me and i have no idea if i'm being unreasonable #if you're ace and in a relationship please let me know bc i'm starting to think it'll end this way every single time

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mishoarts · 1 month

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I'm not allowing anyone to forget that this panel exists

The pain in his whole body , the horror and fear in his eyes , his shaky weak breath and the fact that he's literally looking at his organs coming out from his torn stomach ,,

Truly disturbing

#school bus graveyard #Sbg #sbg (webtoon)#tyler hernandez #sbg tyler #he has been feeling like it burns #And he died so fast that he couldn't see how #HE NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE THIS #I don't know what's worse dying for good or being forced on waking up like “that”#Therapy for my kids NOW

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galigay · 1 year

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BABE WAKE UP A NEW TUMBLR SEXYMAN JUST DROPPED !!

(i really hope you all understand my vision)

#into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv spoilers #the spot #look i don't know how many of you have pointed this out #but honestly what did they expected to happen to my brain after all the holes jokes #like for real #tumblr sexyman #spiderverse

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