a little morning pick-me-up
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A morning on the way to Baldur's Gate. The party booked themselves into an inn and enjoyed real beds, hot baths, and privacy for the first time since the Nautiloid.
Gale and Mayhew shared a room, of course. They were filled with the relief of surviving the shadows and the glow of finally getting together, so their private room was probably a blessing for the whole party, honestly.
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This was some ascended anatomy practice! Referenced some great stock from @null-entity.
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Rejecting Lae'zel: yeah sorry not interested in you tasting my flesh lol- yeah you can go fuck astarion instead i don't care
Rejecting Astarion: Say please.... ha, yeah, it's still a no, but that was funny, anyway...
Rejecting Shadowheart: *didn't even realize i did it*
Rejecting Gale, Wyll, or Karlach: Oh god, oh god, oh no I'm so so so so so so sorry, I, I really hope I didn't like lead you on- please don't look at me with those eyes, please, oh no, I'm so sorry I'm just doing a different romance right now, I still care about you so so so so so so so much, I'm sorry I'm just a terrible person, I'll be flaying myself alive tonight in penance, I'm so sorry-
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We're all supposed to die by squid brain anyway what's another imminent disaster among friends.
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Wyll is here!
I'm making redesigns for the main bg3 characters - not because I dislike their designs, but because I like putting characters I like in cute clothing inspired by historical fashion.
Yes, I am making all male character's hair longer in my redesigns. Who is going to stop me? Ur mom? But in all seriousness, I've seen so many Wylls with longer hair I keep forgetting his canon look has a completely different hairstyle.
Is long hair very practical for his lifestyle? Probably not. Shorter hair seems to be more practical during fighting. But I like too think that as a teenager he used to have very elaborate hairstyles and now, when he is an exile, he is at least trying to do them out of nostalgic reasons.
And talking about Wyll's past. I gave him a shirt embroidered with a golden thread. But the shirt is hidden under his well-used armor. And I do think it makes for a nice ✨️symbolism✨️
I gave him a cape. Capes are cool, capes have heroic vibes, capes are practical.
Shadowheart is here!
Gale is here!
Lae'zel is here!
Astarion is here!
Karlach is here!
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The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:
Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold
Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.
(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films
Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk
They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.
Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll
There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy
Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house
Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies
Trailer comes out.
People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%
Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.
But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!
Lol, &, may I say, lmao.
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“What is he dreaming of?”
Professor Gale trying to pull an all nighter to grade the exams, but it’s so boring he fall asleep.
And of course, the consequences…
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