#i fucking love gudetama

[m4d0lyn]

Mikey Way and his adorable Gudetama mug! x3

I wonder if he has any more interesting mugs? -_O

[sparkedupsilver]

i officially talk about you so much my mother is asking me if you're ever going to visit and is baffled when i tell her that, no, actually, he lives literally across a whole ocean. and then she has me retell how i met you and it's sweet, but the thing she gets stuck on is the existence of band of brothers fanfiction. anyway, here's some extra thick filipino hot tsokolate for you and a reminder that even across the world, you have a friend ❤️

I'm sorry this took me so long to answer but thank you so much dude. I'm feeling a lot better now, just had a Dramatic Moment last night, and this really helped to pull me out of it 💚 You also have a friend across oceans who is always wishing you well

[deus-lapidis]

College Boyfriend Zhongli

Characters: Zhongli x gn!reader

Genre: fluff

A/N: Prequel/Background to the “Professor Zhongli but you’re his spouse and not his student” series. The brainrot inflicted by @hiraya-rawr (dw hun, your specialty treat is in progress atm!!)

The professor and the spouse series

Admittedly, he is quite the eye candy for everyone that attends classes alongside him, but he’s always ready to decline any date invitations, if they’re not from you, his all time favourite person.

You get bragging rights for being this man’s s/o. Fucking congratulations. He is great husband material (cough and y’all DO marry soo…)

He walks you to the lectures that he doesn’t have with you and picks you up whenever he can! He also always wants to have lunch with you, may it be at school, outside somewhere in town or at either your places.

He’s not much of a party person in college as during his rowdier early high school times (he was a dignified high schooler, but he had a slight tsundere phase bc it was puberty aka the teenage dirtbag era)

Oh this goes for both college and prof Zhongli or just any Zhongli tbh. He smells so good and whenever he gives you one of his soft sweaters, you’re in immediate heaven, it’s like being engulfed in a Zhongli hug. He thinks it’s cute.

He’s such a simp for you, my god, he’s so loving. Definitely holds your hand if you like it and presses gentle kisses to your forehead/hair.

You two go on lots of local cafe dates and the grandmas and aunties there love him, because he’s such a handsome and polite guy, who is always down for a chit chat.

“Ah, A-Li! Is that the person you’ve been telling us about? Come get them to sit with us, they have such a lovely face!”

They embarrass him a little by exposing his simpery for you <3

Sometimes you’re studying a lot and can’t see him as much as you’d like, but it’s quite adorable how he shows up at the library to sit at the same table with you. He patiently waits for you to finish up, while either doing work himself or just reading a book. (he brought snacks and tea for you)

He likes to invite you over to his flat and you meet his flatmates, their flatmate bonding cook offs are so great and epic and you’re fairly certain that this man only knows how to cook so he doesn’t get criticised to death by his friends. They also love to poke fun at him and also expose him like the cafe grandmas hehe

He naps like a dad. It started during college and it never stopped, so as a professor, he still naps like a dad.

With dad napping I mean falling asleep sitting on the couch, arms crossed with his glasses slightly shifted.

You two once got matching silly keychains when you were out and he never stopped using it, since in his later years, the little gudetama charm is slightly damaged from weathering and the paint is chipped, but it has so much puppy love stored in it, that he uses it to decorate his USB thumb drive <3

[relatableblorbopoll]

Round 1 of preliminaries, group 16

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket

Propaganda under the cut

Parker (Leverage)

"Some of the weird things she says are so true. Like when she talks about past/present/future parker. Her joy at the things that she loves is so complete. Christmas every year! I too have the urge to stab people with forks when in uncomfortable social situations. And it was great when she made her security code to her…home…Sophie’s real name because it was representative of where trust stood in the team after the prison break. Oh! And her and Alec are total couple goals. (Thruple goals if you add in Elliot)"

Gudetama (Sanrio)

"A lazy egg who really doesn't want to do much of anything and would rather just go back to sleep"

Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

"finn is just a little guy doing his best and trying to help people! he's the only human in the show so he's just like us fr (the entire human race) and he starts off the series as a kid and grows up during it so he really goes through all the relatable ups and downs and friendships and relationships and mistakes and achievements that we all go through. he does a lot of idolising people and having to realise they're not what he told himself they were. sometimes he tries to distract himself from an existential crisis by running around yelling or stabbing things with a sword. relatable"

Rain O'Fire Frazier (Worm)

"Rain grew up in a conservative community that he didn't want to be part of, and rejected their regressive ideology in favor of surrounding himself with people who have gender vibes, mental health issues, and traumas of their own. Also, people give him all sorts of crap in the setting, and while he does fuck up sometimes, he's just a swell dude who's hoping to not get murdered by crazy people. Times being what they are, I think that that's something a lot of people can relate to."

Piper Mclean (Heroes of the Olympus)

"she's SO full of love!!! she loves everyone so strongly!! she has a complicated relationship with femininity, gender and beauty standards. she bullies her friends but would go down fighting for them if needed. she acts out to get her dad's attention. she believes in a balance between emotions and logic, and is not afraid to tell her friends if she thinks they're neglecting the emotional side of a problem."

Norma Khan (Dead End Paranormal Park)

"She is autistic and struggles with socialising (same) She has special interests that she will bring up at any opportunity. She can get overwhelemed and scared being in the world. Norma is also bisexual! She spends her time in a Pauline Phoneix theme park (one of her spins) and fighting demons and ghosts (another special interest). Vote Norma today!!"

"She goes through so many relatable experiences that I rarely see depicted and is just overall an excellent character. The third episode of the show has the most relatable depiction of anxiety I've ever seen (especially the intersection between social anxiety and autistic sensory overload). It's one of those episodes where each character has to face their worst fears, and with how those episodes usually go, I expected her to overcome her fears at the end of the episode and just not have them anymore. Instead, she overloads the villain by having too much fear for him to handle since she has to constantly face her greatest fears as part of her everyday life. The protagonist also acknowledges how much more severe her fear is compared to most other people, which is pretty validating. Her special interest is an actress who turns out to be a really shady person, and she has a lot of trouble processing this because it was so close to her heart. She even gets a musical number about it! I've never seen this particular experience depicted in fiction, but it's one that is sadly pretty relatable to me and probably a lot of other people on here. She also has a plot where she is rejected romantically by a straight friend, which is kinda nice to see (even if it's not nice for poor Norma) since even though this is a really common experience IRL I rarely see it explored in fiction. And she's just really funny and smart and a great character in general!"

[heichou-ackerman]

more modern au levi fluff

levi x fem!reader (this time)

I had this one on draft for a bit, more of a situational thing about Levi being too fucking handsome for his own good

TW: Just a lot of cussing really

Going out anywhere public with Levi was always a personal challenge for you. It was ironic, you were the one beginning and dragging him to come along with you to shop or grab a coffee somewhere, wanting to be able to do things a little bit differently than just minding yourselves at his place, but once you both arrived somewhere mildly public, regret began to instantly fill you up. 

Now, you understood Levi wasn’t the most charming or socially outgoing person in the world. In fact, this was one of the things you liked about him, that he minded his own business and didn’t have a need to project himself out into the world. For him, a ‘perfect’ day with you was to sit down at home, brew up some tea, and sit quietly with you while reading some book and you tapped away at your phone. Initially you had no problems with this, wanting to spend as much time as you wanted with him, but you admitted to him wanting to start doing things outside the typical routine. He fought with you about it at first, but you knew he would eventually give in for the sake of making you happy (and for you to shut up about it.)

It was so bizarre. Well, not really, you understood why he got the type of attention he did. Again, Levi was not the most approachable or socially charming guy, and in being realistic about things, it wasn’t like his stature was the most sought after feature. Yes you knew he was a short fella in contrast to some of the other people you have dated, but he made up for it in many other ways. Anyways, Levi presented himself in a very particular way which honestly, appealed to the female gaze. 

And damn it did he keep attracting all of these other women. 

You slowly began to notice that practically everywhere you two went (well not everywhere, but mostly), there would be at least one or two women drawn to him in ways which were more than obvious to you. The long drawn out stares, the slight curve of their lips, if they were a store attendant or cashier, they would suddenly become more perky and giggly with their customer service attitude. And what pissed you off the most is how oblivious he seemed about it all. Levi wasn’t stupid, you knew that. At some point he must recognize the effect he had on other women, right? Albeit, you gave him props for not entertaining them or reciprocating some of the more flirtatious advances, but man did it make you a bit self conscious about your role in the relationship. Again, you loved this about him, how he did not seem to give a shit about it all as long as he was there with you. You honestly had nothing to worry about regarding his loyalty to you.

It was more about you trying to hold back and not make it obvious in your face that you were livid about the type of attention he was getting. You didn’t want to come off as possessive or jealous of him, knowing these were big no nos. Unfortunately, you were the type to be easily read solely by the slight expression on your face, and Levi being Levi, was able to catch on that shit instantly.

You both ended up going to one of your favorite book stores during one of these occasions. You both usually would veer off separately to explore different things in the store. He was more inclined to check out something related to personal wellness or fitness while you tinkered around with knick knacks and small gifts around the store. It was a nice feeling, you both were independent enough to do whatever you wanted to but it was still a time you both spent together. There was no need for you to cling onto him 24/7 or to be watchful of what he was doing, and he did the same with you. 

Once you felt satisfied with what you found (a small Gudetama plush that you knew he would make a comment about), you went to go look for Levi through the aisles of books, keeping an eye out for his signature all black outfit. Honestly, it didn’t even cross your mind that leaving him alone in some niche book store would be a factor in reeling in attention from the type of people in these settings. Young college students, artsy folk, women trying to fish out a seemingly brooding man, dressed up in perfectly fitted slacks, a dark long sleeve rolled up to his forearms, dark hair just freshly cut, with a soft woodsy aroma from his cologne, flipping through the pages of a book in a pensive manner… Goddammit, there was already someone trying to talk to him. 

You stopped mid-step as you caught Levi in an aisle with a younger looking girl, making attempts to have a conversation with him. It looked like she was one of the book store workers and it was obvious she had a means to get close to him. You instantly felt your stomach twist and distort in an uncomfortable manner at the sight, quickly taking a step back to hide behind the aisle behind them. You softly cursed under your breath, knowing you were getting too worked up to simply walk up to him as if nothing. The dumbass was literally just standing there unaware of this girl walking up to him, without any clue of what her intent was, and while you were confident he would reject any advance, you were paranoid about how insistent this person might be. 

You could hear a low conversation between the two of them, and your curiosity piqued at what was going on.You moved a little further down the aisle and grabbed a random book, pretending to be invested in it, as you scooched your ear in closer to have a listen to what they were talking about. You were close just enough to be able to hear their conversation without making it too obvious, perfectly hidden in plain sight. 

Should you have been spying on them in this way? Probably not. Would you get a scolding from Levi once he found out about it? Well, yeah, but you’d take the risk.

“Are these books really worth it? I might consider getting some myself if you agree.” You heard her say to him. “They’re ok.” You heard Levi comment to her in his usual bland way as his gaze remained on the book he held, flipping a page over. 

“It’s hard to find something that really catches your eyes sometimes huh?.” “No, I can find something I like pretty easily.” “Lucky you then! Well, I was wondering if you needed help with anything.” “I’m fine, thanks.”

You held in a snort at how curt he was with her. You felt a little bad actually. It wasn’t easy trying to have a simple conversation with him, but his demeanor only encouraged women to be a bit more aggressive with their approach. The harder he pushed, the more they wanted to see if they could break him down. The shorty really had that allure about him. 

There was an awkward silence between the two of them for a bit, and you debated about just walking up to him and making it obvious that he wasn’t available, but she continued to probe at him.

“So, I haven’t seen you come in here before. Is this your first time checking us out? ” She asked him.

“I’ve been here before.”

“Oh! A lot of regulars come here and I’m usually good at spotting them, but you stood out to me for some reason.”

“I don’t come here often.”

She giggled. “Well, you should. We have a lot of events during the weekends, maybe you should come and check them out? Oh, I didn’t catch your name!” “Why do you want to know my name?” Levi asked, now looking up from his book, his gaze narrowing onto her. His tone was stern, and you couldn’t really tell if he was intentionally being standoffish or if it was genuine curiosity. 

“Just, being friendly? Hah.” “I’m not someone you should be friendly with right now.”

If you weren’t turned on by him before, you certainly were now with that type of answer. Dammit, Levi.

“Oh sorry. Look I get it. Maybe I came off a bit too upfront about it.” She explained. “But, I do think you’re good looking, and I wanted to see if you wanted to grab some coffee around the corner?” You had to admire her bravery, not a lot of women were so bold in that way when it came to asking someone out, especially someone like Levi who already made an insinuation about wanting to be left alone. “I don’t think so.” 

You could almost feel how dejected this young girl was after that type of reaction. “Oh, okay cool. No worries.” She said with a pseudo laugh. “But, do you mind me asking why?”

“Because my girlfriend is literally down the aisle over there.” He said as a matter of fact, pointing over to you. 

Your mouth fell open as you immediately brought your book up to your face, turning around, making it obvious that you were indeed tuning into the whole interaction. Why the fuck would he do this! 

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry.” the young girl exclaimed, genuinely embarrassed about the whole thing as she covered her mouth. “I really didn’t know, I’m so sorry sir..” She began to walk away dejectedly, not daring to look back at the both of you. You saw her from the corner of your eyes walk away towards the front of the store, possibly as far away from the encounter as she could. 

Well, at least that was done and over with. 

You carefully tip toe towards Levi, who begins to put his book back into the shelf, seemingly unbothered by the whole situation. “Hi…” You say to him sheepishly. “Man, that must have been uncomfortable.”

His neck snaps to quickly look at you, his eyes narrowed in irritation. “Why the fuck were you just standing there watching me like some creep? You could have pulled me out of that awkward situation.” You couldn’t help but sputter a chuckle. “Awkward? It seemed like you had a good handle on it. Albeit, a little mean…” He scoffed. “How was I being mean? I was being honest. Besides, if I was actually nice to her you would have been throwing a tantrum about it right now.”

“Hey! That’s not…necessarily true.”

“Whatever. Think you were being sneaky and shit back there? I know you were waiting to see if I would slip up.” You felt your face heat up, tripping on your words as you tried to explain yourself. “I wasn’t worried about that!”

“Yeah right. I could practically feel you panic from all the way over there.”

“Well!” You exclaimed, pausing for a moment. “Why the fuck do you have to always have these girls throw themselves onto you.” Oh you hit a nerve. He grunted and grabbed a handful of your hair, yanking it (not too hard of course) but enough to prove a point. “What did you say you little brat?”

You  yelped slightly as he did this, but only for dramatic effect, as you held onto his wrist. “You heard me. Would it kill you to like, not be so goddamn good looking and make me compete with all these other girls?”

“You’re such a shithead.” He hissed as he let go of your hair. “If you’re so concerned about it, then stop leaving me by myself.” You pouted at him, patting your hair back into place. “In all seriousness though, I’ve been kind of hating going out now because of this. So you win if you wanna go back to lounging at home.”

He raised an eyebrow at you, not fully expecting the conversation to turn this way. “What are you talking about? Are you really that upset with that girl hitting on me?”

You rolled your eyes, an irritated sigh escaping your lips. “It’s not that. It hasn’t been this one incident you know. Or are you really that oblivious about the type of attention you attract?”

He shoved his hands into his pockets, swinging slightly to the side as he gave some thought to what you were insinuating. “Of course I know, I’m not stupid. But why does that bother you? I don’t do anything.” 

“I know you won’t do anything.” You reaffirm this, a pained smile forming on your face. “But, if I am being honest, it does make me a bit self-conscious. It’s not fun sometimes seeing these beautiful women fawn over you.”

He stayed in silence with you for a moment or so, still processing the information you gave him. You supposed he wasn’t too happy with what you had to say, whether it was part jealousy or part insecurity on your end. It was honesty on your part however. You wondered, at some points, how willing he would be with some of these advances if you weren’t in the picture. Or if he might even have a better opportunity of being happier with someone else rather than you. It was a vicious little thing, your mind. 

You were brought back to reality by the sensation of his hand reaching out for yours, his fingers interlacing into your own until there was a secure hold. You looked at him and he looked at you, his face strong and stern, but still bearing a need to relay a message to you. 

“Let’s go home.” He said softly and simply. It wasn’t a dramatic show of love and care one would expect, but you knew in his language, this was his way to validate you and your role. “I want to spend the rest of the day there.”

You blink for a moment, and slowly nod your head, feeling a little meek with his intent. “Okay.” 

“But, we’re going out tomorrow.” 

“Huh?”

He sighed. “Look, I can’t really stop shit like this from happening. Trust me, I really would rather stay home the whole time. But I know you like doing this, and it makes you happy. Plus, I obviously need to do a better job about making you feel more secure with me.”

An uncontrollable smile formed on your face as your own hand gripped harder onto his. “Are you sure?”

“It’s fine. But you need to cut that shit out about feeling like you aren’t good enough for me.” He scolded you. “You should know me by now, I ain’t messing around with this stuff.”

“Okay, okay.” You jested with a nervous laugh. “I promise I won’t doubt you.”

“Good.” He said, then coming in close to your face, placing a tender and rather shy kiss on your lips. You felt your face heat up as you allowed him to pepper your lips with his own for a bit, before he quickly pulled back, no one usually for PDA.

He grunted, but with a satisfied look on his face. “Let’s go. Everything is kind of shitty in here today.” 

“Alrighty, let me just pay up for this at the front real quick.” You said as you showed him the Gudetama plush you found. “Cute huh?” He cocked his head to the side as he inspected it from afar. “You’re buying that?”

“Yeah, what’s wrong with it?” “Looks stupid. But I guess it suits you.” 

“Cool beans, it's for me not for you.”

“So snarky. Fine let's go, I want to go home already.” Levi said as he yanked the plush away from you and made his way to pay at the front. “Hey! You better not pay for that!” You exclaimed as you followed him.

“Shut up.”

[daincrediblegg]

i think youre pretty dang neat, egg <3 we dont really talk a whole lot anymore but your presence on my dash is always appreciated. i dig your content and your presence / vibes / energy. i hope your financial decisions won't bite you in the ass. have a good day <3

aw nonnie thank ye 😂🥰

Oh it's nothing really too terrible. got a new hard drive that is supposedly made specifically for gaming (which I need rn tbh, because my old one which contains my entire copy of battlefront 2 and RE4 is very old and loves to disconnect itself when I'm in the middle of a game 😢 and on top of that my current build for the sims 4 is literally at over 90 gigs now and that's... not an insignificant portion of my laptop's storage. so at least it's something useful) and then I bought a shit ton of discount underwear from torrid (which I need tbh bc I have a bunch of old pairs that I've had since like. middle school. which was well over a decade ago. that are ready to fucking go) and as a little bonus for myself got a gudetama sweater, a polaroid sweater, and a back to the future tee shirt. just for fun. a good addition to the new wardrobe change if you ask me.

and at least I probably won't break the bank with this stuff but I still have mad financial anxiety so... yaaaay

but anyway I hope you have a good day too nonnie!

[dogzila]

Few new ocs :D!!!

1. Gudetama inspired uwu

2. Mareep inspired bb

3. there's a mood board ùwú

4. A bee fly inspo :D!

I love making ocs so fucking much UGH

[lowlyroach]

312) Transcendental, Infinite, Everything, You

I am sorry if I say too much

I am tipsy on four loco

Shotgunned blue razz

My friend took electric lemonade

Before the session

We tried to keep it tight

Meaning to keep it.. grounded

To be honest, I don’t know if we did

But we saved the viscount

Killed the bloody mask

My character is panicked

Looking for our king

The viscount said he went East

We have a book we can read

But not remember

What a conundrum

I know you said you might need distance

And that’s alright

That’s all I can give, anyway

Your absence is a deep winter to me

This empty space where you briefly stood

Is frightening

I feel it in every cell

Maybe I’ll eat again today

Thank you

For everything

In case you do not feel my gratitude yet

I never feel it’s enough

For anyone

How monotonous I say my thank you’s

How I am slipping so often

I must be propped up by helpful hands

I hope I don’t disturb anyone

In my yearning for electricity

But I miss you so dearly

You are so inspiring

How can I go my whole life knowing you exist

As another wonder of the world

And not be near you

Thank you for what you’ve said to me

Those things you wrote-

Always

I want to be what you value most

I want to hear your phone call to me

I want you to find me whenever you can

In any moment

Forever

I was trying to find ways

I guess, I simply couldn’t

I thought it could be that simple

Instead, I am waiting for you

I will love you like nobody else

If you would let me

There is so much here it is bursting forth

But not being able to be near you

Is like being without my shadow

A part of me, essential in the light

Ripped away

Into a stunted and uncanny reality

Like looking through mist

And seeing your reflection there

I love you so incredibly

I want to bring you into this world of mine

To play at dnd

To see my friends

Play jackbox

Anything, really

Let me show you the love I’ve felt

From those who’ve given it

It doesn’t compare to you

But I want you to

To be here, always

I want you to exist alongside me

In a way that you won’t

I am sorry if you need to be unkind

Cold and distant

As I am to me

But perhaps I will do laundry

Dishes

And sleep in my bed

I just long for your hands again

And I miss your voice like my own

I am choking on words I wanted to say

But were ripped from me

How dreadful is this existence of mine

How torturing

Harrowing

How every moment without you feels.

I can fill it

Certainly, it can be filled

But what comes of love?

The touch of a friend?

I could never feel electrified by your hands again

I am some, second-hand thing

That you desire but don’t want to see

Because I have bloody knuckles

Because I am unkind to me

And I’m frustrated at this rift

Torn by something I did not predict

I just

Miss you

In every moment

I want to hear you speak to me

I want to know you are more than a memory

Some vestigial thing that I once had

But has grown inoperative

I was reminded of who you were

What you are to me

God above,

You are fucking everything

All the good I feel is a fraction of the moments I spend with you

I want to make you happy

I want to make you happy

I want to make you happy

God, if I could have one fucking thing in my life

I want to make you happy

I am sorry for the ridges in my wrist

The bruises of my knuckles

The starvation of my stomach

The hardwood of my home

I feel responsible

I feel I need to atone

Whether you blame me or not

I have ruined the things I wanted most

The things I never wanted to hurt

God, you were so TRANSCENDENTAL

YOU

YOU, LOVEBUG

I want to show you this world of ours

I want to give you all I can give

I want to share every moment

I am here

I love you so immutably

Whatever you need, I can be

Whenever you need me, I can be there

Show me that you exist, once more

I wait in my insubordinate passion

Sorry for being confused

For reaching where I shouldn’t

I thought it would be simple

It wasn’t

So, I wait

Hands, hooves and all

I want you to see me in this Gudetama shirt

I’ve got new hats to try on

New pants

I miss you

I might be a simple machine

Acting within parameters

But all I can think about

Is how much

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.. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..-

I love you

More than anything ever always

I don’t want to be second place

I want to be at the altar

To speak unceasing vows

I want to show the world how infinite you are

[mollyjimbly]

F/O List because I really really need to sort out bc I've got quite alot at this point! Could add more if needed.

Key

Pink; Romantic

Red; Familial

Green; Platonic

Blue; Pet

Orange; 'Just there ig'

Purple; 'I hate you, but I love you'

Senpai (Friday Night Funkin)

Sky (Friday Night Funkin)

Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Spirit (Friday Night Funkin)

Stephanie (Friday Night Funkin)

Hastune Miku (Vocaloid)

Rin Kagamine (Vocaloid)

Len Kagamine (Vocaloid)

KAITO (Vocaloid)

Megurine Luka (Vocaloid)

MEIKO (Vocaloid)

Tako Luka (Vocaloid)

Emu Otori (PJSEKAI)

Waddle Dee (Kirby)

Vaporeon (Pokémon)

Goodra (Pokémon)

Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Gudetama (Sanrio)

Archangel Gabriel (The Mandela Catalogue)

Toonbriel (The Mandela Catalogue)

Vibri (Vib Ribbon/Vib Ripple)

Van (BT21)

PROSHIPPERS FUCK OFF /SRS

[moth-based-cryptology]

Hi bestie,

4, 8, 12 (I am aware that you have answered this), 16, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36, 40, 44, 47

You’re welcome,

Elliot

“you’re getting every 4th number except 48 #gostupidgocrazy”

i fucking hate u mwah

4: which cryptid being do you believe in?

none of them, but i DO have a deep rooted obsession with mothman that confuses u so that’s funky. i’m also very fond of bigfoot,,,,, do MiB count as cryptids ??? cause they’re fun too

8: how many water bottles are in your room right now?

zero !! i exclusively drink water out of my giant gudetama cup <3

16: can you drive?

yes, both legally and in practice

20: do you say soda or pop?

soda, i’m not midwestern 🤝

24: if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

i would be pushing you off it (/j). nah i would be blasting music and we would be having an in depth discussion about something really stupid cause that’s just our whole friendship fr

28: do you wear a mask?

yes !

32: do you have a favorite towel?

yes. when i bought said towel and it’s brethren i made my entire family sign a contract to not steal my towels and they do anyway

36: how many times have you changed your url?

once !! never again. (unless i stop posting about newsies which feels…. unlikely.)

40: did you have any snacks today?

currently attempting to microwave my pasta from last night while typing but it’s going poorly. no snacks tho.

44: you get a free pass to kill anyone, who would it be?

you <3 or annoying football boy from my theology class last year.

47: what was the last message you sent?

“i’m gonna shake him up in a pringles can fr i LOVE HIM” to one of my irls about a fictional man i will not disclose at this time HEHEHE

elliot u are the worst i adore u pls step on a lego <333

[strafepanzer]

haze | h.shinsou

▸ ▸ ▸ warnings: mentions of shinbaku, fwb shinsou x fem!reader, no naughty stuff but 18+ conversation nevertheless, implied quirk usage

▸ ▸ ▸ word count: drabble-sized

▸ ▸ ▸ a/n: playing with blog formatting and inserting into shinbaku. more to come probably! no edits

The smell of his favourite brew and the soft jazz wafting from the speakers make Shinsou feel somewhat at peace. Despite the time of night, you've agreed to meet him at your usual hangout: the cafe across the road from the apartment building you both live in-- neighbours, nothing more.

Never anything more. Not really.

You're in pyjamas: a worn gudetama set that he knows is soft as shit, a cardigan for warmth, and socks and slides. Cute, honestly. Any other occasion he'd make a joke at your expense, but it's 10pm and he did only text you 39 minutes ago to see if you were available.

It was a shit shift, but you seem to understand that he doesn't wanna unpack it, content just to be there with him, passively enabling his caffeine addiction.

Rather than being on him, however, your attention is on the TV mounted from the ceiling near the counter. It's muted, but there's no doubting the hero flinging himself through the sky in a series of explosions and a blur of black and orange, and there's no mistaking the stars in your eyes.

"You got a crush?" He asks, popping the lid from his takeaway cappuccino and licking at the chocolate sprinked froth.

"Huh? No!" You laugh, eyeing Shinsou off as he replaces the lid.

But there's a flush there, an embarrassment that wouldn't be there if he were wrong.

"You do, though. I can always tell." He teases, but he's right. He knew when you had the hots for the new barista 6 months ago, and he guessed about that hopeless crush you had on your tutor in college when the two of you ran into him at that bar last year.

"Doesn't matter. That guy is way outta my league." You sigh wistfully, eyeing the television longingly.

Shinsou snorts. "Bakugo?"

"No, his dad." You roll your eyes.

Shinsou chuckles, "he's not, though? I feel like people put that asshole up on a pedestal too much. He's just a dude."

A very hot, very famous pro-hero who Shinsou sometimes crosses paths with.

You give him a look and take a sip of your drink before placing it on the table. "What are you not telling me?" You narrow your eyes before your voice lowers conspiratorially. "Did you fuck him?"

Shinsou loves how fast your brain works. "Maybe he fucked me."

Your eyes light up. "Oh my god, I've indirectly slept with him?"

"Okay, this is beginning to hurt my ego."

You snort, an action Shinsou is absolutely smitten with. "I'm torn between wanting to know all of the juicy details, being jealous, and being mad you didn't tell me sooner."

"You don't tell me every person you sleep with." He shrugs, pulling a melodramatic gasp from your pretty lips.

"I do!" You're offended, brows pulling together and eyes wide. "You're the only person I've slept with in two years."

He blinks. This is... a surprising turn of events. That's as long as you've been hooking up.

Your fingers idly play with the condensation dripping from your drink, eyes downcast. He's hurt your feelings, and that hurts his. He's torn between smoothing it over and over-explaining, his too-tired-yet-wired brain jumping from A to B and back to A faster than he can actually compute.

Sometimes he forgets people aren't as free with their sexuality as he is.

"It..." he starts, growing frustrated with himself. "It happened twice. I don't think there was any reason, he didn't seek me out the first time or anything. And it's just sex, honest."

This isn't what he planned to talk to you about. In fact, he was sure he never wanted to tell you about the two of them ever, but his brain and mouth are clearly at war.

When he cautions a glance up at you, you meet his eyes with furrowed brows. He lets you process, feels that fast brain of yours tick, tick, ticking. But you dont say anything; no jests, no jokes, no cheeky predictions.

"I didn't ask you here to talk about Bakugo," he begins, trying to lighten the mood a little. "I just wanted to hang out. Sorry."

"You don't need to apologise, it's not like we're exclusive." You mumble just loud enough for him to hear. "You... like him, then?"

If it were socially acceptable to cackle like the witch from HR Puffinstuff, he would. "Like him? Babe, you meet him once, and I promise that little crush you have on him will fizzle away to nothingness."

"Mean!"

"He is! Extremely so!"

There's a soft smile on your face now, and it calms Shinsou some; he takes a drink from his coffee, savouring the bitterness as washes over his tongue.

There's a comfortable silence that follows, the kind that usually occupies the two of you in his lounge room as you both scroll on your phones and half watch shitty Netflix shows. It's crazy to him that you've hidden your crush on Bakugo so damn well, then again, he hadn't quite been forthcoming with his connection to the pro-hero.

A few moments pass, and you're slurping the last of your drink through the straw, shaking the ice around and tilting the cup so you can get the dregs.

"Is he bi?" You ask, trying to sound casual. Trying.

His interest is piqued, nonetheless. "I'm sorry?"

"I mean, I know I'm convenient, and you're up for anything, but does he exclusively sleep with men?"

Wow, okay, a lot to unpack there, but he explains: "I don't think he does, but the stuff we do might not be up your alley, sweetheart."

"I can--" you begin, too loudly. "I can do butt stuff, Hitoshi." You level with him seriously, voice lowered.

He can't help the hyena-esque howl that bubbles up his throat. "This is not a conversation for here." He spares a glance over your shoulder to the barista fussing about with the coffee grinder behind the counter.

You follow his line of sight, before your large, hopeful eyes are once again on him. "Can I come over?" You whisper, before taking your bottom lip between your teeth.

He's once again torn, mind not knowing where to latch: your teeth in your lip, the "butt stuff" comment, you practically calling him a slut.

The possibility of explaining the ins and outs of how Bakugo begs Shinsou to use his quirk on him.

Heavy lidded eyes drop down to your chest, tits pushed together as you lean against the tabletop to be a little closer to him. "Yeah, you're coming over."

[squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes]

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[bisexualize]

im not sure how my gudetamas are gonna fit in my suitcase tbh but like. it doesn’t matter. they fill me with love

[arilovevoid]

wow fucj u tonglr pt 1 bc apparently i wrote too many tags

[infinity0nhigh]

A place for everything, and everything in its place~ (even if it’s super cluttered lol). I was too lazy to try to fix the yellow-ish tint these pics have;; you’d think the iPhone 8 would take better quality photos -__-

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

Welcome to the Sanctum

“I was expecting you to come here.”

“My name is Miyeon Choi, the Master of the Mystic Arts from another world. I go by many names, many identities. You can call me who I am when I change.”

“There are rules in the Sanctum, if you don’t wish to be banished forever.”

No homophobia - It’s unacceptable as this place is a sanctuary for the LGBTQ+ community. This also implies to everyone’s preferred pronouns, respect who they are as living beings.

No sexism - I won’t tolerate anyone who feels negative towards others just because of their sex. Respect and accept who they are as human beings/beast-people/mer-people/fae-people. Also others from my world.

No racism - I also won’t tolerate racist idiots who have ill intentions towards people just because of where they came from or who they are. Still implies to human beings/beast-people/mer-people/fae-people.

Just don’t be an asshole - When I say don’t be an asshole, I mean don’t sent hate or threats in this dorm. (Don’t send anon threats or hate on this blog.) This also implies for anyone harassing others. No hating/threatening towards other people.

[Inbox is open for questions or creative ideas to share.]

[(OOC): Just for the head’s up, this is my secondary blog for a character. Who I am portraying is my TWST MC OC, Miyeon Choi. Also to clear up any confusion, I’m not Korean or Russian outside of this blog. I just have some knowledge when it comes to the cultures.]

Main Blog (if anyone is curious): @swiftyangx12

[This blog will contain posts related to K-Drama (Asian Entertainment Industry in general), Anime, and some Marvel related content.]

Miscellaneous posts at #Sacred Reblog

Everything on the blog is mostly reblogged posts.]

DO NOT INTERACT

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@/aladdinfuckersblog

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@/ryuichirou (You’re the worst thing to come onto Tumblr. Don’t ever mess with the brothers again. Go fuck yourself.)

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@/ugigiugi (Lazy-ass buffoon)

(I apologize for the offensive language, but these people need a wake-up call and are the worst, so beware.)

[TWST MC OC Bio]:

Miyeon Choi

Miyeon’s Magic

Eldritch Master’s Watchlist

[Stories]

The Master of Sorcery in Wonderland [Marvel OC x Disney: Twisted Wonderland]

Prologue Part 1

Prologue Part 2

Hot Pot/K-BBQ with TWST

TWST Isekai JPRPG AU ft. Miyeon Choi

💀Date Night💫

[Different Timelines (AUs) with MC/Yuu variants]

💫100 Followers Special!!! (Ft. The MC/Yuu variants)✨

⚙️Jigsaw!MC/Yuu (SAW Franchise)⛓

😈Demon Lord!MC/Yuu (Hazbin Hotel)🎙 #1

❤️🦁🐙Great Seven!MC/Yuu🐍👑💀🐉 [Credits to @/twistedoverbloat]

🌙Moon Knight!MC/Yuu🌙

✨Double MC/Yuu💫

🚂Toy!MC/Yuu🧸

☣️[REDACTED]!MC/Yuu⚠️ #1 #2

🥚Gudetama!MC/Yuu🍳

🌲MC/Yuu Pines💫

🐉Martial Artist!MC/Yuu💥

🎮Gamer!MC/Yuu/[Y/N]🕹️ #1

⚜️Agent!MC/Yuu🔫 #1

🔷Agent!MC/Yuu #2👹 #1

💨Agent!MC/Yuu #3🔪 #1

👹Agent!MC/Yuu #4🖤

🧇Dessert Master!MC/Yuu🍨

🐦‍⬛Ancient Folklore!MC/Yuu🩸

♦️Iron Force!MC/Yuu🩵

🕷️Spider-Man![Reader] ft. MC/Yuu✨

🎃HALLOWEEN/HORROR COLLECTION OF MC/YUUs💀

[Asks from Beyond]

[REDACTED]!MC/Yuu #1 [#2] [#3] [#4]

Great Seven!MC/Yuu #1

MC/Yuu Pines #1

T.O.H.!MC/Yuu #1

MC/Yuu Morgan #1 [#2]

Gudetama!MC/Yuu #1

Overlord!MC/Yuu #1

Waffle Maker!MC/Yuu #1

[A day in a life at Night Raven College ft. Miyeon Choi (TWST MC OC)]

Crowley, Pabo

Personal Attack

My Universe

“Friendly” Words

Old Habits

The Hippo Song

Cuddle Time

🏳️‍🌈Pride Joy!🌈

Real causes of problems

💀OBJECTION!!!: Special💍

🎃HALLOWEEN!!!💀

There can be one MC [#2]

[Personal Performances]

💎GAMBLER🃏 [by 몬스타엑스 (MONSTA X)]

🥀A Man Without Love🌙 [by Engelbert Humperdinck]

🦈Rocking The Boat🩸 [Ice Nine Kills ft. Jeremy Schwartz]

🚿The Shower Scene🩸 [Ice Nine Kills]

🎥Welcome To Horrorwood🔪 [Ice Nine Kills]

❤️‍🩹GUY.exe⚛️ [by SUPERFRUIT]

Sanctum Ramshackle:

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[BGM]

[Michael Giacchino - The True Purpose of the Sorcerer]

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