#i hate bra shopping

[dragonflylady77]

nearly got stabbed in the fucking face by my underwire when I sat down in my friend's car

that's my only bra. sewing it back in will only last so long

FML

[beaft]

Had to bite the bullet and buy a sports bra for work cus I can't be running around a zoo in the summer in a binder, I'm already dying and it's only April. My size in bras is gonna run me at least £50! For one!!!! When I finally get my assessment I'm gonna be telling the NHS I want top surgery cus I can't afford the fucking tit holders 😭

i sympathise with this so much even though i have not bought a bra since i was a teenager (except for like, £10 sports bras that come in packs of 3). they should have cheap bra vending machines at every train station imo it's evil that people with boobs have to pay so much money just for the privilege of not flopping around all over the place

[bigmeandragonlady]

brands that just make their skinny jeans two+ sizes smaller, so if you're a size 12 in another style, you're actually a size 16- im blowing you up with my mind

brands that have wildly different sizing between their different styles- im blowing you up with my mind

[enevera]

oouhhhh i hate having to do things i know will make me upset but that i also would like someone to go with me for this suckssssss

[amorjpg]

help i just ripped my fave and only sexy bra 💀

[binch-i-might-be]

can someone go bra shopping with me pls I don't wanna go alone (I don't wanna go at all but unfortunately things like underwear are needed on occasion)

[caffeinatedopossum]

I genuinely need top surgery so badly right now. Like as if having these flesh sacks eternally strapped to my chest isn't bad enough, I also have masses in them that hurt VERY BADLY and just skgkfjf I NEED THEM GONE

[myfriendtheghost]

happy vacation!!! i hope you have the best time, and that you bag the figment popcorn bucket.

with valentines coming up i have a silly josh thought to share!

for valentine’s day josh wants to get you some new bras. not for any sexual reason, but he’s heard you complain that you need new ones but you hate having to pay so much for them. josh is so incredibly proud of himself for keeping that in the back of his mind for so long. while you’re not home he decides to go to a boutique that specializes in lingerie. he drives to the shop so giddy with excitement because he knows it’s practical and thoughtful. when he enters the store he’s overwhelmed with all the types of bras there are, and the woman working there notices his distress so she walks up to him to ask him what’s up. he explains he wants to get some bras for girlfriend, and that they don’t have to be sexy or anything. as soon as the worker asks what size you are, every single gear in his brain is turning. that is the one thing he forgot to look at, and he’s too stubborn to text you because he does not want to spoil the surprise. instead of driving home real quick to check what size you are, josh estimates by cupping his hands, looking at her dead seriously and he goes “they are about that big”. the woman can’t help but giggle and explain that though it’s very sweet that he wants to surprise you, there’s a lot more to bra sizing than just the size of your breasts. josh is so incredibly disheartened because he was so proud of his idea!!! with the biggest pout on his face he purchases a gift card and grumpily drives home. however; when you receive the gift card and invite him to go bra shopping with you, he gets the same dopey smile on his face as he did when he originally had the idea. he secretly gives himself a pat on the back because not only do you get to pick your own bras now, but he can still be of assistance AND he can watch you try on bras. he simply can’t believe he didn’t think of that before. -🦦💓

THANK U MY LOVE !! I saw on Twitter today that they apparently have thousands ready to sell so I think I’ll finally get to snag one this year 🤭💜 I’ll have to post a pic of him for u when I get mine

ANYWHO. LET ME JUST SAY. if a man wanted to buy me a bra purely out of the kindness of his heart and not for any other reasons … we would be together for the rest of eternity. it would be true love.

[199degrees]

the bras i bought from this expensive place last week fit so badly and im gonna return 2/3 of them but the ones i bought from a regular store today fit so perfectly like...damn 👀

[itstimetodrew]

Distracted by my own cleavage after getting a new bra

[apileofmoss]

:(

[agentsnarky]

This shit is the bane of my existence. This is the only bra I had left that didn’t feel like a saw trap and now it’s ruined 😭

[lilac-melody]

Hgggmmm.

[trans-leek-cookie]

its called a bust because it "busts" out of half my fucking bras

[anadrenalineslut]

i took my measurements based on like actual fashion design rules etc and i realized that this is truly the reason i hate wearing clothes

[bebecue]

I'm gonna rant cuz why is lingerie so expensive??!!! How is it that a bra is as expensive as a dress? Like one small piece of clothing??! Not even a set.

i FEEL this, especially with a cup size bigger than what's normal on the shelves.... i hold on to my bras for so long because they're so expensive and the other week at the gym, the underwire popped out of my berlei while i was working out.... it was only a few weeks old too 😭😭