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#i hate it here <3
molliemoo3 · 2 days
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Danny should be allowed to beat Crofty with a stick, because I'm on the fucking verge with how many times they've said maybe final race, so how the fuck does he feel
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player1064 · 4 months
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sorry guys im never Not thinking about "his understanding with his Manchester United teammate David Beckham is his greatest asset for his country"
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princessg3rard · 8 months
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hey would anyone like a uterus ?? like new I swear I never had a kid :)) pls take it I have no use of it and it hates me :))
it does come with endo tho sorry
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crowcryptid · 20 days
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Certified florida moment.
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#i hate it here <3#yeah man just keep pouring concrete on everything there will be no consequences just keep building yea just keep on doing that#hey @everyone did you know there are other places in the world#you can just go there. go there instead. stop moving here. do people not realize they are actively destroying this place by moving here#we do not need to cater to every boomer in 1 state#please. plesase. plseas. pls. plseas please plsea its. so .. crowded. please. drop dead already.#not going to post the full article (its not that long) but this shit was happening in secret#sometimes i wish gators were less chill. if they were like crocs at least some of the golfers would be taken as payment yknow.#if you want to cut down some of the rarest ecosystems you really do need to get deathrolled by a gator i dont make the rules#a large part of my hatred of tourists and transplants is because of things like this#they do not come here in good faith. they come here to see artificial bullshit which leads to building MORE artificial bs#or they come here for 'culture war' nonsense. importing the dumbest rich people as public service to the rest of the states.#the other part is that they are either rude or stupid almost every time#we do not need more golf courses. or malls. or water parks. or hotels. the only thing we need is affordable housing and public transport#but that will never happen because fuck you if you aren't a millionaire. thats how things work down here.#the craziest thing is- at least in the 2 (used to be 4) golf courses i pass by regularly. you rarely ever see a single person on them#they got rid of 2 of them because it was more profitable to build a shopping center on 1 and they are building a soccer stadium on the othe
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simply-a-moth · 5 months
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what the fuck spotify
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fleurmatisse · 3 days
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it’s an interesting combination of “getting annoyed every time someone calls me ma’am” and “there are too many tr*mp signs around here for me to feel comfortable leaving the house with my trans rigs keychain”
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arcade-conspiracy · 2 years
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love hugs <3
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formulahuh · 7 months
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love that my chronic illness has flared up and caused me to miss almost all free practices and qualifying :)
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carryingthebanner · 7 months
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being american is frantically telling them you’ll take your own car instead of being driven in an ambulance despite barely being able to walk because you don’t want get slapped with an extra $2K 🥰
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thegeminisage · 1 year
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really classy stickers on this guy's pickup.
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noctualagenaria · 1 year
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do you like ~? cus i wanna stick around tilde day u get tired of me~ 💞
you pain me (romantic intent)
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web-pets · 2 years
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my day started off terrible <3
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goatbi · 2 months
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job hunting SUCKSSSSS
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dewinabsentia · 4 months
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bleh
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redrisingsun · 5 months
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I should not be allowed in social situations
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hinamie · 2 months
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
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