Danny should be allowed to beat Crofty with a stick, because I'm on the fucking verge with how many times they've said maybe final race, so how the fuck does he feel
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hey would anyone like a uterus ?? like new I swear I never had a kid :)) pls take it I have no use of it and it hates me :))
it does come with endo tho sorry
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it’s an interesting combination of “getting annoyed every time someone calls me ma’am” and “there are too many tr*mp signs around here for me to feel comfortable leaving the house with my trans rigs keychain”
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love that my chronic illness has flared up and caused me to miss almost all free practices and qualifying :)
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being american is frantically telling them you’ll take your own car instead of being driven in an ambulance despite barely being able to walk because you don’t want get slapped with an extra $2K 🥰
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really classy stickers on this guy's pickup.
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do you like ~? cus i wanna stick around tilde day u get tired of me~ 💞
you pain me (romantic intent)
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my day started off terrible <3
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I should not be allowed in social situations
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