the thing that bothers me about dragon riders is that the dragon absolutely does not have to let you climb on its back. your ability to 'ride' the dragon is entirely dependent on the dragon allowing you to do that. it could fly just fine without you sitting there. which means you are not a dragon rider, not really. that beast is not your pet. you're the dragon's pet. you're its trophy wife.
five days in to pride and i haven't even shared a bed with a hot lady vampire who wakes up in the middle of the night and sees me with the sheets tangled around my waist, pale curve of my neck outlined in a shaft of moonlight, and has to dive through the open window to sate her thirst on an unsuspecting stranger on the street lest my innocent, sleeping form drive her to bloodlust. homophobic.
This bitch just pulled me up by the collar, made me look at her, and said “look your mother in the eyes when she’s talking to you.” THEN STUCK HER TOUNGE DOWN MY THROAT @~@
also remember when there was a long discussion about which side phils slit would go but there wasnt for dans? dans slit placement was decided the moment phils was. it was always going to be the opposite of phils. mirror image. like the fringes. like their dominant hands. someone catch me